Minecraft but Mobs are Millionaires

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millionaire Bobs have formed an evil Alliance crafty's been hired to go on missions to foil their plans and take down their headquarters equipped with spy gadgets agent weaponry and his very own agent sidekick but his first mission didn't quite go as planned agent crafty reporting for Duty wow yes I did have to buy my own sunglasses but that's alright my first mission Gideon take back the stolen treasure and make it out alive come in Commander come in Commander yeah they must be blocking my communication device or uh maybe I just didn't charge the batteries regardless I don't see any lasers or anything let's take a quick look in there oh gosh that's a spider all right I just got an advancement I think he died from Fall damage correction that's the best secret agent ever oh goodness that's a lot of bad guys I just gotta sneak around here it's the evil spider boss cave I don't like spiders dude I wasn't ready for this okay they haven't seen me just yet I might be able to sneak around behind them there's a button there I can press I love pressing buttons okay okay okay he's going into the web I gotta be quick yeah yes commander I've made it inside the Vault ah there it is the stolen treasure oh gosh I gotta be careful this could be booby trapped and let's get it yeah inner treasure received all right I got 50 bucks for it that's good sound good oh gosh all right now we just gotta get out of here alive oh goodness oh goodness it's good it's not good not good not good backup spider security oh my goodness run get out of here evil security yeah that's what I thought I'm out we've done it oh man oh that was a close one dude all right first mission is accomplished let's use our Communicator to head into our secret agent base and let's get our next mission hey great job in there crafty we have coordinates for the Enderman estate get in there and show them what you've got and here we are the secret agent crafty base looking cool huh look I got my face up there and everything so looks like I can buy a teleporter disabler all right got my first secret agent Gadget that'll be nice for Enderman at least I gotta go to the Enderman estate and I can buy a water injector ah an enderman's worst nightmare hydration all right evil Enderman here I come whoa here we are dude at the Enderman is State all right my mission is uh actually I I don't know I wasn't briefed on it looks like there's a force field around it can I break this I can't oh gosh hi guys I like your suits how do I get in here there is this teleporting generator hey where are you going come back here do I gotta break the generator ah it keeps teleporting hmm I do have a teleporter disabler disabled and hit it yeah all right the force field is taken out hello boys don't mind me I'm just a very short version of you okay okay they're very mad oh goodness no thank you water injector go oh that works pretty well I can splash him with water go away go away okay let's get inside this estate and see what's going on in here hey get back monsters oh my goodness oh man this is tough I'm looking for oh there was something there no no no no no no okay okay don't look at any Enderman in the eyes I do see something over here it does keep teleporting around act natural just make Enderman noises what is that thing that keeps teleporting ah come back here there it is there it is there it is stop teleporting disable it all right what is this uh a teleporting ender chest uh I opened it agent Chester I wondered where you were buddy ah this was a rescue mission come on let's get out of here buddy oh he's on his lunch break oh I love your glasses dude I I don't know who looks cooler Chester or me without do you have something for me buddy oh he just spit out oh gosh a bunch of cash good job buddy we've done it millionaire treasure received looks like I got 250 bucks for that bad boy all the better to get some more gadgets with come on Chester let's head into the secret base wonderful job great Rescue Mission glad to have agent Chester back sending your next mission now your next mission get into the walls of the creeper castle and find out what they're hiding aye aye Captain all right we got 250 bucks let's see what agent gadgets we can buy oh my well I can be trusted with tactical C4 already let's go ahead and buy that thank you very much and we can purchase an explosion deactivator is just in case I accidentally put out a C4 oh gosh wait no okay okay we're fine the ground here is C4 proof that's good news come on Chester let's see what those evil creepers have up their sleeves well um they don't have sleeves because they don't have arms but uh you know all right let's do this whoa that's not quite a castle I was expecting that's quite medieval looking Manchester are you ready for action let's get in there so I got a tactical C4 here and an explosion deactivator so that'll be nice for uh yep yep lots of creepers oh gosh they're night creepers that's cool oh deactivate yeah oh gosh they're running after me okay okay okay gotta deactivate them don't explode don't explode there we go I'm a genius okay okay it looks like it only temporarily deactivates them I gotta figure this out fast there is this moat here and uh hmm there's a drawbridge I gotta bring down somehow oh goodness don't explode that's not doing anything I'm not the best agent I'm trying my hardest deactivate these guys there we go Chester help me out here dude what am I doing okay that does nothing thanks to hunk eye impact third for sponsoring this video punk guy impact is a cross-platform anime action game available on all devices explore the massive open world while immersing yourself in the Deep lore fight alongside Valkyries while solving puzzles and defeating bosses by yourself or with your friends the game gets consistent updates so there's always something fresh to do April 6th launches a new character starting with nagazora exploring what happens six months after the great eruption 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up the drawbridge don't explode creepers don't explode and blow up the controls is that gonna do it come on in yeah the bridge is taken down let's get in and figure out what the heck is going on stop all right all right all right can I open this door no I might be able to explode myself through there we go when in doubt use explosions yeah oh there it is the money bags stopped don't deactivate the explosions grab it and let's get at Chester run buddy run we made it out without even a scratch on us oh goodness no no no no no no all right let's get back to our base great work next you've got some aquatic Ops you'll be infiltrating the zombie act uh I think it's pronounced yacht shut your pie hole my bad and prepare I will I got 2 000 bucks to spend I can buy a mini Submarine that's pretty sweet hey I got it I jumped for Joy oh goodness I guess I'm writing it yeah very nice and I can buy a fake cash bomb I don't know what that means but I like it let's buy it I bought fake money with real money and a toy submarine you ready come on Chester let's take on those guys hey there's our zombie yacht yeah I mean yakt uh Chester you swim right I mean you're made of wood you should float right come on buddy let's oh Pow Wow bad bad oh okay okay oh when he said Dead Sea he meant it now I see why the submarines coming in handy all right can I just ride this thing oh I can tried it come on Chester ow ow come on Chester I see a ladder we can climb let's get up here hello boys we got some drowned Pirates what's up gentlemen oh not friendly not friendly that makes sense yeah I don't think they've seen me yet okay they definitely have seen me all right boys uh uh drowned Pirates do you want some fake cash I can drop my fake cash bomb oh my word that drops a lot of cash all right they seem very happy about that yeah yeah go over there pick up the money there we go just keep picking it up boys oh it's so shiny no crafty stick to the mission it's not real it's not real oh gosh we can skirt around these guys they should have some cash around here somewhere oh goodness that guy has a whatever it's called there we go there we go okay perfect guys just keep being distracted why is there so much water inside this boat man that is not how boats work use my submarine to get across this perfect ow ow crushed it look shiny money I love it dude they're so excited okay I'm on the deck of the ship it looks like this might be the main headquarters oh my goodness there's the zombie Captain come on Chester it's a stealth Mission that's not very stealthy buddy yeah I don't think he's seen us yet never mind he's staring directly at us hello good sir what's up Mr Captain I've got some treasure for you here you are perfect do you like it you like the treasure uh no he's not distracted by the treasure and I think he's supposed to be bearded zombie captain Oh gosh he's after us he's after us he's not distracted by the money Chester what do we do here buddy yeah get him chop them yeah you got him Chester come on oh my goodness yeah good job buddy I'm proud of you you bit him right where it hurt the wallet we've got our cash now let's get the heck out of here Chester oh goodness get him we gotta make a great escape here buddy yeah well we've made a great escape crushed it nice job Chester I couldn't have done that without you dude let's get back to our base and check out our next mission though Steve's will be swimming with the fishies uh you mean fish no okay now it's time for you to take to the skies stop the plane taking off at the skeleton Hangar watch out they're armed like they have arms I mean I've got arms too sorry dumb joke all right well that mission certainly was lucrative I got ten thousand dollars to spend looks like I could buy a propeller hat all right that'll be pretty useful plus it looks quite fancy yeah now I'm really a secret agent dude the Primo spyware it's not the coolest looking but you know it does the job I'm agent crafty I got a propeller hat and I can buy a deflector ah that'll be nice right we're going against skeletons okay I'm looking like I'm ready to go to a beach or something but ah it's cool I got a propeller hat and like a boogie board here we are oh cool man oh Wise Guys there and uh the airplane I gotta get get over there dude come on propeller hat let's get across oh I can't reach it I can't get that high come on propeller hat a little further nah I can't get past it all right I gotta find another way in let's see here oh there's a hole in the fence here that'll work I could have also blocked over it but we're not gonna ask any questions here yeah I'm inside boys oh goodness they got skeleton archers on top good thing I got my deflector dude what up boys how you doing oh I got like a shield around me that's sick ha ha yeah can't touch me Mr skeleton boy that's awesome it creates a force Force shoots the arrows right back at him and no you have Uno reverse card attack yeah take this Skeleton Man My Boogie Board of death what does this say schedule playing with money leaving now oh gosh we gotta go come on Chester run dude come on can we get in there in time can I go so slow and we've made it to half I'm on the plane Chester stop playing on the jukebox man we gotta get this where's the money I gotta find the money and there it is yeah we've got it now let's get out of here before the plane takes off haha Mission successful yo Chester can you get off my head please thank you oh my gosh I made a hundred thousand dollars from that mission that's incredible let's head on back to base you've taken that bird down good job now you need to get into the biggest Rich mob party of the year at the pigland penthouse be careful those piglens will recognize you without a disguise and those spider security are on their guard good luck all right seems like this will be a difficult Mission but that hasn't stopped Us in the past we got a hundred thousand dollars to play with here I can buy a pigland disguise oh that's incredible dude let's put this on yeah I'm incredible oh my goodness I'm love it all right and we can also buy a sleep Dart that's pretty nice yo uh Chester you wanna take a little nap okay he's immune Chester had five Red Bulls today this will certainly be an interesting Mission Chester's not disguised but um I mean parties have plus ones right come on boys let's party whoa here we are this must be the pigland penthouse and a party indeed all right I see the pigs oh they're eyeing me down already come on crafty just act like a pig I guess now Chester be cool in there and act Rich these are some rich piglens we gotta blend right in hello Mr piglens oh goodness there's a spider over there I gotta make sure he doesn't see me ah yes and oink Day to you my good sir no that's not me okay the disguise seems to be working here I do have to be careful these spiders though if they spot me I might be in trouble just get a skirt right past him yes totally normal pig day to you my good sir delicious bacon I mean uh gold nailed up okay we made it past the first floor we gotta keep heading up these stairs we gotta get to the penthouse hello boys oh gosh I gotta be careful yes delightful gold all right the spider will walk past let me get past them don't look at me old nail in it hello pigland partier shall we squat to the music yes guys I don't know what I'm doing oh a mighty money bags Day to you yes the exploitation of the middle class that's what we like around here right boys okay I don't know I'm just saying stuff worst comes to worst I'll just hit him with a sleep Dart I'll just say they partied too hard or something first two floors down I'm feeling good oh this will be a tougher one we've made it to the Kitchen come on Spider Run Run get past him yeah I like how they have eight eyeballs but yet only can see right in front of him what's the point of the other seven eyes all right oh gosh hey uh Mr spider security yep uh he's not gonna let me get past there I might have to sleep Dart him yeah buddy it just flips right over all right he's asleep come on Chester where are you at buddy oh there you are you're stuck in the kitchen you hungry or what well munch on some cake and let's get going buddy yeah put him right to sleep come on get in the elevator we're going up we're at the penthouse suite now hey boys I belong here all right we're almost there just act natural oh they're partying over here yeah partying with you guys I was down this month but uh but my pork stock really saved my bacon that's what we say right that's cool lingo all right there is a chest over here and it's shiny is that for me make sure nobody's looking and treasure we got it boys I mean oh God I probably shouldn't have said that out loud oh no they're after me how many sleep darts do I got sleep boys oh they're light sleepers there's too many of them come on Chester jump aim for the fountain aim for the fountain yeah oh man Chester we've made it out buddy we got the treasure let me take this disguise off yeah well that's better it got stinky in there dude we've done it treasure received come on Chester I know you like playing in the fountain but we got more work to do let's head back to base that was a close call way to save your bacon I already made that joke mine was funnier okay your last mission is to take on the Kingpin of this whole operation me what plot twist just kidding oh thank goodness the Ender Dragon what what the heck you swallow a big potato Chester what else do you have inside Chester you're throwing up your lunch over there dog what's going on Chester you ready to take out this Kingpin let's do this dude we can buy a ray gun for 200 000. all right these are getting expensive now we're talking now this is an agent weapon dude stick them up now this right here is the poster crafty reporting for Duty oh my bad my bad and we can buy a death glider it kind of looks like a mustache ah yes I like it let's buy it dude we got our stealth glider check them out oh yeah oh I like it I'm like Batman all right let's take on the Ender Dragon whoa what the heck is this we got a whole new little area oh it's a rocket ship Chester I think we're heading to space yo Chester you coming inside I think it's gonna hang out on the wings all right suit yourself let's do this we're heading to the dragon oh we're launching we're taking off and we've made it uh it's a little bit of a crash landing but it's all right we're here oh my word oh my goodness dude the Ender Dragon is making like a death star over here man the rich Ender Dragon no kidding well if I know anything about Ender Dragons the first things first let's take out these rich crystals yeah great shot kid that was one in a million boom baby oh this ray gun is incredible crystals can't touch me dragon I'm agent crafty no ouch I hit a wall that's fine one more that should be all the crystals now it's time for the inner dragon to meet his maker this is what you get buddy take that yeah the world is not yours to conquer let's go dude yeah oh goodness his minions are after me we've done it Chester one more item to rescue and that did it we got our millionaire treasure
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Channel: Craftee
Views: 2,084,262
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Length: 19min 31sec (1171 seconds)
Published: Sat Apr 08 2023
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