Minecraft but every block has random loot

hey friends how's it going so i installed a wacky mod on minecraft that randomizes every drop so whatever you destroy it doesn't drop what it should instead it drops something that you really really don't need my ultimate goal is to find diamonds let's give it a go i don't know why i do this to myself this is a timed challenge so i'm going to embarrass myself in front of all of you wait a second why is it started have we started this doesn't seem fair we are going to pick this up and see what we get we got a fishing rod wheat and some rotten flesh wait so will sand always give me this oh my god it's actually giving me decent stuff is that a treasure map should i follow it i need wood to make a boat i guess but how do i get wood what what is this this is black stone okay that seems to drop from sugar cane every time one of those portal things okay let me see if there's any chests there nothing okay what happens if i destroy the chest can i actually pick it up i got a single oak plank okay not what i needed netherrack gets me nothing maybe that's because i don't have a pick but how the hell am i supposed to get a pic oh my god it's starting to feel like i'm in some parallel universe or something i bet there's a parallel universe with a kevin playing normal minecraft hey there friends burger kevin here and i'm using a mod to make minecraft normal today i don't know why i do these things to myself oh uh i love meat plants straight from the ocean hmm fresh we'll just destroy these for now and hopefully build a little house with what it's giving me i got 40 blackstone that's not bad can technically harvest blocks all i got to do is destroy the top layer and let the blocks grow on the lower sugar cane what a weird sentence oh that's just solid blocks of gold my inventory is so confused what the hell is that a great candle all right so i get great candles by destroying lily pads oh oh can i can i make planks out of slabs oh damn it i can't put these back into planks i was hoping i could make slabs into planks that would have solved my issue since leaves or slabs wait where did i get this plank again i i honestly cannot remember where i got this single plank i remember there was sand but oh jesus that's a lot of drops i got an emerald apparently treasure maps are very common for me when i dig up sand i'm getting so many maps i have four different treasure maps i don't i don't know what to do with this information oh more meat plants being a vegetarian just got a lot more complicated but hey it could be worse you could be a sentient burger in another dimension that only eats people but is people intolerant sorry about that be sure to subscribe on your way out wait is that wood stripped warped stem what the hell does that mean warped planks perfect yes i have my supply just took a while to figure it out okay it's getting dark time to build a house it's all right i'll just build a foundation on this sand oh no i just realized if i place anything i can't pick it up again because i don't know what a pickaxe is there we go my nice little quaint solid gold house oh the ugliest door of all time perfect that'll go perfect with my tacky gold house honestly inventory management is becoming a big problem i can't i can't keep track of everything because everything's just thrown in at random just random junk constantly oh god there's a lot of hostiles out there oh no there we go you'll never shoot me through my tiny little windows will you wait they drop candles now what i don't know how to light them oh god i just wasted another weight and then the candle dropped as a bed what oh no i dropped this black wool okay perfect then because then i place a torch i pick it up i put down a candle i break that it turns into wool i do it again and then i can make a bed what a roundabout way of doing things so i guess what i've learned is i can place random things by combining materials i already have to see what'll happen when that breaks so i got more slabs there in that case that was pretty pointless but i'll put them up there my house looks like if a five-year-old drew it so i could get loads of gold bears from that and then i could make some lovely shoes i'm just fully tricked out in gold that i pulled off trees this is so weird i need more wood where the hell did i get wood from i can't i can't remember where i got it it's so difficult i have gold pressure plates that's so fancy my house is wow of course that does let any monster just walk in if they really want to okay i'm going to sleep and hopefully i'll awake from this wild fever dream i am struggling so much trying to figure things out i think i'd like to get a boat because then i can sail around looking for villages and they might actually have items or trade with me so i can actually get proper things it was grass that's what i destroyed to get wood wasn't it yes i no then i realized that killing things also drops random blocks which i didn't think would be the case okay this gives me a lot of candles which what do they do again nothing oh yeah i forgot okay get rid of all of these i don't need ambience oh it was lily pads wasn't it no that's that's a candle ah it was those okay yes that that stuff you know what it actually is and i can't figure it out because it's just dropping wood for me look at this treasure trove there's just loads of meat just floating in the water okay we've plenty of wood now now i can make a boat out of curiosity what happens if i just pick up some of this wood nothing gotta stop being curious look at my awful house i can make a furnace out of black stone perfect now 59 raw pork chops that i found in a pond soggy meat wait can i not make a boat out of warped planks why not i guess it does sound kind of irresponsible okay in that case i either need to figure out where i can get a different type of wood or a pickaxe one or the other i wonder i was catching nothing when i was fishing when there's just meat floating all over the ocean the fish are full god damn it they don't want any more bait okay a flower i haven't seen yet let's break that a ladder all right maybe you could come in handy i don't know i'll take it while i can get it because i'm never gonna remember how to get it if you kill pigs you get stairs awesome i should have guessed since well they do tend to stare a lot ooh what have i found like i know it's a mushroom but i don't know yet what it'll give me stairs awesome i've only found ladders and stairs since i came into this damn biome my favorite minecraft biome is the stairs biome okay what did that fish drop a birch trap door i think weird why was he holding that oh jesus christ i don't think i've ever seen a puffer fish like that actually that scared me i think i see a sunken ship here which is worth exploring a few unique blocks in there i imagine not to mention the treasure even though i i think i have enough maps already i'm being a bit greedy okay so trapdoor gives me nothing excellent birch planks gives me what the hell was that lime carpet awesome as if my house didn't look awful enough already a single dark oak fence thank god that's all i can say thank god i finally have that a door gives me meat the great wait wait wait bring that back oh there's my house at least it's so obnoxious it really stands out the hell noise is that or was that in real life even if it was what the hell noise was that in fact i should be more worried in that case oh this tree gives you nothing i'm so disappointed a block of coal ah well okay then coal actually grows on trees so in this universe coal is a renewable energy source interesting i don't know if that's better or worse all i know is i'm going to bed it's been a long and confusing day i can't even get inside my house ah new day new confusions what what do i do now i guess i could try putting down everything that's actually destroyable to see what i can get from them okay so we got a fence post sugarcane sugarcane to destroying the landscape and what about this the hell is that waxed exposed cut copper you know i think i've realized what the problem is minecraft is too many blocks is that oh what is that stripped brushlog okay i can make birchwood but how the hell did i make that it's just such a random assortment of items one after the other okay i got wool from one of these right was it this was it gray wool and then yes okay i found the combination i'm gonna leave that there so i remember how to make wood you know around here i really started to feel like a caveman because i was just trying to figure things out i was like oh oh god sticks booger stones just trying to figure out how the world works okay this is so useless we need to get rid of some of our things now i actually i i remember how hard minecraft is when you're first starting out you've no idea but at least you can google what everything does damn it i forgot my wallet in the house there we go just in case i come across a village the thing is judging what i found in that chest guessing chests just don't have that great loot oh speak of the devil there's another shipwreck all right let's give them a second chance let's see what you got for me leather wow i was in oh of drowning the important thing is in a situation like this you've got to remain calm oh no oh no oh no what is happening why am i stuck what i got in here fine how come i can't get out oh jesus okay eat that meat eat that please i would have been able to get up sooner if i didn't have a metric ton of meat on me weighing me down okay not worth risking my life for two leather lesson learned i'm not going back down oh gravel i haven't tried that in fact i don't have a shovel i should make a shovel oh that's right i can't pick up my [ __ ] crafting bench don't worry i have a jungle sign instead great a village imagine just someone approaching from the darkness in the rain just eating raw meat as they walk towards your village okay i gotta pretend to them that i'm like a god watch me turn your wheat into nothing yeah now i'm just destroying their homes for no reason hey what do we get if we destroy a bed interesting oh far more interesting than you believe past kevin you will find out soon thanks for letting me stop by what is this light blue glazed terracotta that'll look just awful in my house which is exactly the vibe i'm going for thank you oh an enchanting table i don't even know what i destroyed what do i get from this maybe i should be trying to destroy rare blocks like that like their workbenches and tools and livelihoods hey what do you sell by the way oh he doesn't want to talk to me after i destroy his livelihood at home what a prude for perperslam i was going to say purple slab but that wouldn't be purple english ah like that bell for example that would be a good one to destroy no it wouldn't i got a pressure plate all right i have like one house to go i gotta remember not to destroy all the beds because i need a place to sleep of course i don't care about them oh how did i get coal again no i can't remember what was the block of coal that i could get earlier i could be rich ah well okay then coal actually grows on trees like for now i'll i'll take as many as you can give me i can't even remember how i got emeralds wait didn't i get emeralds just destroying sand they're not that valuable actually lime green concrete powder how specific let me see what i can make out of this sand in which i can get emeralds from maybe no i got some coal though oh iron and some coal we can figure out what they give us that would be good to know okay nothing is cool too i really love getting absolutely no progress whatsoever okay cold drops what looks like just a normal block dead bubble coral block jesus never heard of it i kinda gotta know what does killing a villager do no come on it's for science come back they didn't drop anything all right well violence is not the answer who could have known this guy immediately took his job you see i'm creating jobs what is this by the way what do we get if i destroyed this an apple no it's a candle never mind i can still eat it though it says non-toxic what would destroy a beehive get me oh it's getting bees very angry that doesn't feel very random at all bees are afraid of water right i can go in the water oh no oh no oh no are we okay oh we are okay military genius back at it again okay killing a horse gets you nothing but bad feelings and a little pain in the head from that awful noise they make i don't think i've ever intentionally killed a horse in minecraft ah there we go there's no place like home luckily for all of you in fact may as well make use of this jungle sign no place like home thankfully what endearing little message to come home to all right let's get placing some of my furniture this is my bedside table now this is basically like an audio book it reads to me everything i know about women i learned from my tractor by roger welsh chapter one i know nothing about women please help me the end uh i'm tempted to just destroy these really weird blocks i found as funky as they are i want to know what they give me wow i got stripped dark oak wood and pumpkin yeah that was worth it the hell is this a big drip leaf okay oh you can stand on that interesting not interesting enough to keep though what does it like blue carpet jesus okay that's staying there just making my house worse as this video goes on as we'll get the lime carpet down oh heavy weighted pressure plate why not yep there you go oh i found diamond i did it along with diamond horse armor too all achieved in just under an hour which by the way is a world record because no one else has attempted this but that's still a world record it was cracked slate how the hell did i make that though oh no i cannot remember i'd have to actually go back and see what i destroyed aha it was an orange bed that's what got me diamond and there i was just trolling all these villagers for no reason but actually it was the key to my success anyone else got an orange bed i've destroyed so many of them oh jesus they've resorted to killing themselves i guess i have made their life misery i destroyed all their beds and food sources for no reason orange bed i didn't get diamond but i got something even better this time the gift of fire congratulations you've all been lit alight and sacrifice to the orangey gods in the hopes that i might get more diamond ah oh no i've been sacrificed too oh no where's the water why do bad things happen to good people ah no i deserved that so much okay a very fitting and happy ending for the villagers not so much for me but i found diamonds so you know what i died a rich man and i think that's all we can hope for really dying rich that's the dream leave me some feedback whether it's good or bad i try and read as much as i can thank you so much and i hope to see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 15min 19sec (919 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 19 2022