Cool Math Games but I am too stupid for math games

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and one of the most requested games on this channel for a while has been cool math games i'm not even kidding i wish i was i'm guessing it's because i'm uneducated like i left school and people are like we need to get this man in education and this is the way to do it um trivia logos revealed can you identify everyday logos this is what i missed out on when i left school but yeah apparently this site is shutting down or it's not shutting down i have no idea people in the comments have said it and that's where i get my information from if someone says something in a comment i take it to be 100 true and i do not fact check that but i had good fun on uh girls girls go games.com is that what it was so i figured why not this i love math let's play a game before i ramble anymore just one color this is called just try not to look at the ads i know that you probably haven't even noticed them yet but just try try to ignore them oh my god jesus christ i didn't know cool math games would have jump scares [ __ ] hell that scared me all right can we just go right to heart oh my god what am i doing maybe i should have started uneasy what's the oh okay no this is fine i did it wow just one movement i've never felt so smart oh do you need to get them all the same color what i'm confused i'm doing it though i'm i'm not really sure how but i'm doing it wait what oh okay i see i see now i think i understand yes i'm really good at this i knew i didn't need school now i can finally prove to my parents that it didn't mean anything i'm doing fine without it oh no oh no oh no i've messed up i've messed up bad oh panic panic oh i can just do them singularly look oh oh dear okay hold on hold up yay only 25 movements i did it 25 movements you could do better at least someone believes in me oh cheese i love cheese oh damn it's chess give me a random opponent uh please then be like five years old that wasn't gonna lose choose your level be beginner definitely wait i'll just join his game all right let's go i think he said he was medium so this isn't good already he's not he's not moving i'll make my own game thank you it's just not doing anything this is the kevin opening i call this the i'm wide open come get me opening it look at him baiting me he's trying to get me to take his pieces all you're taking well what if i take that bait huh you didn't see that one coming did you he's confused he doesn't know what's happened wait what oh okay i think i'm actually playing against the literal child okay that's fine why is he still not taking my horsey that's the official name for it by the way like i can't get him out of there well i just yeah look just [ __ ] take him take him with your king and then i'll do something to you i'm not sure just running down the clock here uh he's gone into some deep thought about this he really has to consider this move you mentioned him with like notepads he's like making notes and stuff like goddamn this guy must be like a grandmaster of chess he's five moves ahead ah he finally took the move and then just did feckle i can't even get a sense of pride if i win this my favorite part about chess is when the pawns move two squares instead of one actually he could hear that i don't think he'd care because i don't think he knows much about chess but it's just like he's losing to this god damn it he took one of my pieces i didn't expect that oh but he just left himself open okay oh well come on i think i can get made in the next move just please just just move just please move come on there you go you did it there we go checkmate that was good i like i like this game i love cheese i'm more of a tic-tac-toe kind of guy anyway oh my god i tied god damn it no i want to go first every time okay tic tac toe is harder than chess confirmed aha gotcha i've won that's it i'm the champion i'm undefeated here today the pig is on the loose can you catch him it'll be like babe the video game for ps2 i love that game block the pig this handwork is phenomenal i love it place three or more blocks can i just trap him in wait hold on piggy piggy hold up hold up hold up wait what a [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] off i hate this pig jesus christ there we go he's gonna die in there oh my god he keeps getting away i hate him oh my god i will get him eventually i just want to pass round two okay i got him now gotcha round two's defeated ah i should never have left school it's left me so unprepared for the real world got him i [ __ ] got him he's trapped round four this may be a world record the trick is to not try and block him here like leave them on the outskirts and just lead him towards them you know you know what he can leave i i passed level three that is a world record try and beat it you can't help diggy dig to the center of the earth god with a name like that he couldn't have had any other faith could he like he wouldn't really be a doctor dr diggy he just had to dig that's kind of sad actually he had his whole future planned out for him right when he got his name all right let's go diggy is this like mother lode i used to love mother lode wait new day i guess wait what why did the earth fill itself back up hello diggy you actually decided to make your dream come true of what digging hello grandpa yes i'm going to dig my way to the center of the earth and kill myself i'm going to find the wandering truffle he will help me make my dream come true he's high as [ __ ] dude thank you grandpa rest in peace he's off his [ __ ] face i've trapped myself in this hole all right well time to die then good try diggy new record i don't like this diggy was always my least favorite adventure leave this game give me some trivia i want some math trivia who's to google the most beyonce versus jay-z name that ice cream i miss school name that hairstyle give it to me pixie yes mohawk where's the receding option damn it that's a fade apparently i didn't know that i oh you mean this i was looking at this what the hell is this thing okay that's the bob apparently i knew that somewhere deep down in my mind the subconscious knew it well i got seven out of ten correct the limited education i got was enough to carry me through to that so thank you school i love math i think logic is where i should be or numbers maybe try and try numbers idle breakout ever play breakout no this is easy all i gotta do is click and i'm winning okay i bought a ball yeah i know what this is doing now it needs to hit everything and then i'm gonna i'm gonna win when it gets all of them just a matter of time yeah it's it's more efficient to just click on them not a very fun math game though oh wait i get to keep my ball okay this makes sense now all right and i got a faster one throw another basic one in there i don't know why i did that they're so slow it's pointless but yet i'm still playing i'm kind of addicted i i like it i like when it spawns around the ball because then the ball gets some serious action oh now my empire's expanding we're doing really well i'm really questioning what i'm doing but even more so i'm questioning what you're doing because you're watching me do this your poor soul i want to finish this one i've got like some balls in the middle if i can oh okay now yes great this is great keep bouncing music to my ears my empire is doing amazing i'm not even getting involved this time they're just flying oh jesus look at this one god this is fabulous give me another one yeah there we go respond right in the middle just destroy that [ __ ] this is one of the best games i've ever played i actually like i know it's time to stop i know it is like for the video it's time to stop but i i want to keep playing really bad it's fun and educational i want to get one the sniper balls that's when i can end that's when i'll finally have enough look at that look at that sweet action you like that i bet you do [Laughter] i can afford it yes this is great i'm so happy wait a scatterball whoa i'm entranced i'm actually hypnotized i've just been staring here just listening to this glorious sound maybe i should turn the sound off and just leave it in the background and then like i can come back to it later and we'll see where we are i'd like to think i'm having an impact in this game but i think to be honest it's kind of like just leave it and it'll it'll win by itself but you can't see what the next level is though you know no i can't i'm moving on we're playing moto x 3m winter why are this isn't math this isn't mad at all i hate it doesn't some rocket music though oh and that's a skull look at that wow yes all i did was hold w i didn't actually do anything i feel like i'm having less of an impact in this than even the last game [Music] okay the one time i had to do something i fall off and again all right let's try and actually do this yes i did it okay that's enough to prove that i'm the best biker in the world let's move on to skill one day every baby bird must learn to fly and today is your day oh that sounds great oh but this game is called sticky ricky i want to play that god damn it maybe this game was a mistake wait no it's really good actually oh look he's sticky that's why they call him sticky ricky that's great i did it yes i love math and i love being sticky oh oh no i went into the sun ricky unlucky robber i like the sound of that i don't know what these ads are like there's no sound it just looks like this guy stole a baby i think oh it's me look i'm buff wait this is just like sticky ricky except he's less ricky and way less sticky i have to say though he is pretty grippy i don't like it at all where are all the math games discrepancy that that's a long word that's gonna be a math game story mode okay go for it i'm i'm in the mood for a good story discrepancy resolved i'm so damn smart i'm really good at this but i don't like it before there's just a bouncing ball taxi pickup that sounds great madrid please i'd like a warm climate no i have to work in hong kong i hate this game i knocked him down great now i know how it feels to be on the other side i don't like this it has nothing to do with math the hell is this what the what i think i won i'm just overall really confused to be honest i don't understand oh look another pig game now this is about freeing the pig isn't it is that even a pig i can't tell i hate all of these i just want to know how my balls are doing oh my balls doing great wait did this just pause where i left off god damn it they're all just one step ahead damn cool math games i should have known that these math nerds would have had this all figured out i found my new life purpose recently i've been thinking it was to be like a good person or something but no it's this it's this for sure god i have the best job in the world i can just sit here playing cool math games all day my balls are getting weaker as the numbers go up my balls just can't handle it i just want to get enough to get a scatter ball that's all i want to do and then i'm done like i think red dead was my favorite game of recent memory but this just replaced it like i know red dead is good but this has numbers it is bright colors it has balls i got it okay go oh i see okay is that every time it hits the wall it makes separate ones i thought it would do it every time it hits a brick but this is possibly even better there's a cannon ball okay this is actually becoming a problem i was like i'll stop playing i'll just get a few more balls and leave it run in the background like on a different window but i just i just can't i'm actually getting i like i have a serious problem please help me please okay stop it i i do like the skin though right up turn the sound off can we can we move this to another window oh no oh no i clicked off it oh please don't lose oh thank god you can continue from where you left off oh my god that was so scary hat tv that sounds pretty good i mean it's no idle breakout but it's it's got a hat in it which is nice see that wouldn't happen in idle breakout click the pause button j is to pause time oh my god why am i so bad at math and games there we go i did it oh no i've ran out of time i can't pause it oh no i'm gonna have to die and i i can't even reach it to die what do i do oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god this is stressing me out get in oh phew aha jesus this is a good game oh no i hate this oh my god i almost had it see this game is clever i like this yes i did it like how come they can walk on that spikes what kind of hat do they have what do i do i just kill myself don't i there we go i don't understand okay so i can pause that okay i get it i get it after i don't get anything i'm dead oh my god if i didn't kill myself every time i'd probably pass this oh my god this is so frustrating yes i did it you know what i've proved myself enough on that game let's do one more trivia who's google the most please jay-z is googled more than beyonce and no that's noi that's true beyonce is like the queen right which is google the most george abraham lincoln yes shakespeare i'm i'm really good at math here god damn it what the hell i got this one wrong about disney princesses i pretty much am a disney princess sorry i'm just playing that um idle breakout game on my other monitor for a second i got a 10 times click thing so every time i click i get 10 times the amount a normal click would do so i'm really progressing on this i'd like numbers to win this one can you get to 2040 oh this is going to be a proper math game this will be hard what are we supposed to do take a break every now and then for food and water don't tell me what to do i i don't get it what am i doing oh now i get it kind of i see yeah yeah yeah i get it i get it like all i'm doing is kind of mashing the keys but i'm really good at this one game over god damn it i was doing so good all right i think that's enough of math games well other than i'll break out i'm going to keep playing that just just for me i think after this but i hope you guys enjoyed looking at some cool math games wow i hope we learned a lot along the way i don't feel like i learned much to be honest other than i hate pigs and i love idol breakout but yeah i hope you enjoyed now you can finally stop asking me to play this appreciate it as always despite me giving out about you just then and i guess i'll see you next time bye for now ah where's idle breakout i don't understand i've reached level 568 and i'm still not happy 569 and i'm still not happy what's happening maybe the next level maybe maybe the next

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Length: 13min 45sec (825 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 21 2019

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