Has GTA Definitive Edition been fixed yet?

hey friends how's it going do you remember the gta definitive edition launch of last november if you did or whether you chose to repress it i'm going to give you a little reminder that it was one of the lowest rated games that came out in 2021 then roxtown did the usual just go quiet and don't really say anything eventually they did say some stuff and they were like oh sorry it's not great but we're gonna fix it in updates so that's why we're here i'm gonna take a look at the game and see how fixed it really is after many many patches this is future kevin it's not that fixed there we go but let me show you the rest all right let's get started in my garage because now i'm a serious businessman and to help my business i have to plant drugs on a d.a it's just garage stuff real manly you wouldn't get it unless you were in the business hey uh i'll meet you in the garage just when i thought i had them defeated and he was stuck there i realized the guy is a valet he moved my car he's always one step ahead unless i got him all right now i just need his uniform i'm sure it'll be fine i'm on fire as i'm putting it on but look how lit i look it's my constitutional right [ __ ] sorry i i don't know how to get to know my co-workers usually it takes a bit of persuasion hey dude you're ruining my roadblock i'm the king around here now dude stop it they keep ruining my roadblock where'd the other car go i don't think i'm doing this mission right wait what there was no one in that car i parked it there myself hey what that's the d.a he's a good tipper oh okay well that was convenient i guess here i'll take your car mr d.a thank you like jesus the new guy's efficient but he's a bit aggressive you've given yourself away that was their line all right i may have nudged him a little bit but i'm ready to meet you in the garage again [Laughter] you're stuck aren't you oh wait he's managing no it's a shame it's not a four-wheel drive he's just sitting there chewing looking really angry he's done it good job buddy i'll meet you down there oh he's technically in the car park now okay can i just kill him here we're like pretty much on the street but i guess i'll try oh he's running away he doesn't want to die by my shovel for some reason kill him when he gets back with another car all right i'll see you in a bit i guess hey yeah it's uh it's me from earlier the shovel guy he doesn't remember me god damn it i thought i made a good impression there we go just one shovel away from death they're gonna be like oh god this guy doesn't understand the job i'm taking cars from the garage and bringing them back up oh i think there's a knife fight going on behind me there was a knife fight going on behind me i thought i heard that it's a familiar sound oh he's after stealing a car now oh wait is he gonna park that here are we accessories if we move this thing look at him just chilling tapping the little door oh no now he's coming for me oh jesus i'm sorry for pointing it out dude i'll delete the video i won't post it i won't oh come on i'm getting him to stab the other valets sir i know we're in hospitality and everything but you're kind of taking the piss here could you stop ow thanks for pulling it out for me i'm sure the da can still see me just destroying his car all right now we just need to get back to the garage as i said official garage business this guy is still chasing me by the way even uphill god he has dedication i can safely say so with all the effort you're putting in there are only a few dozen people on the planet who hate me as much as you oh i was gonna take him all the way back to the garage but we're actually very far away okay so i took him back to the garage look it was harder than i thought to leave him behind we've been through so much i was blocking traffic and everything for him no my friend oh god get up please get up oh thank god he even did that role to show me he's full of life i panicked for a second there i thought he had died i don't know what i'm doing with him to answer your question by the way i'm just kind of giving him a tour of the city at this point like if you're familiar with the san andreas map you're probably aware that i have taken him across the entire city and i don't even know why oh dude tram tram oh no oh my god oh no oh my god somebody call an ambulance oh my god oh my god it's right can you believe this happened do you ever just feel like you're not the protagonist anymore i will always remember you red hat man i'm here they're all gonna be like oh god what happened to cj he just fell into a pit of depression this mission should be stressful i have to keep the car spotless and get back to the garage but i just i can't my heart's not in it i don't care i just i'm thinking about him so after red hat man died i was pretty depressed and i saw the d.a just waiting there for his care and i figured why not kill him just to see what happens uh i guess i'll call the cops on the man that i just murdered this wee tip i seen something highly suspicious you should come check out yeah and it definitely wasn't me wait who's this other guy police don't move get out of the car with your hands in the air they have another identical d.a hell of a defense you got there buddy god the cops really have tunnel vision don't they they don't even see the corpse right behind them they saw too much i better make an old red hat smile down at me he used to kill people just like that i need to go teach him a little respect huh that's right yeah honestly i think it's more about making a statement that i am the protagonist because the last 20 minutes really didn't feel like it it's telling me to destroy all these buildings with the bulldozer but i have plastic explosive i would rather use that oh the cops are showing up they really try to ruin everything don't they goody two shoes ow jesus christ can't a guy just plant some plastic explosive in peace oh actually yes they can they just forgot about me oh hey guy who's halfway inside door let me get you out of there there we go right there are three portables left what how did they live all right don't worry i have rpgs oh no he's got a shovel holy crap i didn't see nothing i like that attitude it just looked like a buggy mess and he's like yeah i didn't see any of that you've learned well from grove street games being chased by this dude in the bulldozer was the most scary moment of my life and i'll remind you i was hit by a real car like an actual vehicle this was worse that's my gang okay so when am i fighting builders who also happen to be ninjas see the problem i have here is if i get out of the crane those four egypts walking into the wall down there will be standing right next to me all right feck it we have to try okay that worked somehow they're still walking into a wall yep that's the definitive edition all right i'm beginning to think that this game hasn't been fixed at all i'm filling up this mass grave with the builders now come on everyone there's room for all of you for god's sake why does this work there we go and instead of burying the four men i buried five men oh keeping my phone in my underwear there you stole zero from the courier no i didn't steal anything well i guess you're technically telling the truth it just seems like you're doing it in a really manipulative way she told us how many cars you get through dude look it's not my fault i can only see one way maybe i should go check out the driving school to be fair i don't think that time was my fault okay that time that time was my fault but look i've got an eye patch if you judge me it's a hate crime i want my driver's license oh god damn it it's all self-service i can't intimidate anyone imagine you went to get your driver's license and the instructor was like dude do some sick burnouts pull some donuts in the road i look like a child ring oh sorry i don't know the buttons can someone tell me they're just driving through all their cones it's personal now i know i failed the lag really helped me with that one i think okay well i passed whip and terminate and as promised i am now going to terminate does this mean something that i'm not grown up enough to realize because i don't understand how is this going to help you remember anything i'm 28 by the way so by grown-up things i mean like pensions on how to write a check or basically most useful information uh that school didn't teach us and just in general what i'm supposed to be doing with my life other than playing this buggy mess it's okay lady i have a driver's license so i'm allowed to do this now oh i hit a cop but i have a driver's license so i'm allowed to do that now cj you got it hey my cousin just called me the backing he's just standing uncomfortably close to the car oh and i'm getting shot at hold on i'm making a phone call and i'm trailing him now hold on i can't hear you caesar i'm being shot at okay well now i'm half dead from that my car's about to explode but let's head on over to him oh god i forgot i don't get waypoints okay where is he okay so i go i take i take a right then i and i take a left and left and then right and yeah i got i got that oh a tractor that'll impress caesar if it'll ever stop spinning from that impact it reset her perfectly wow oh my car's on fire not why would not wow well now i lost my car and the potential tractor yeah keep beeping at the fire i'm sure it'll understand i gotta say regardless of all the glitches and bugs and brokenness of the game look at the interior of this camper man that is beautiful that's what they should have led the trailer with hello [Music] hey caesar why you hiding oh my god what the hell how fragile is he luckily a lot of the quality improvements they did put into this game included a checkpoint system for the missions which reloaded me right at the start of the mission where i was being shot at by the police for god knows what okay despite me going much faster this time i brought the cops caesar i'm sorry so in one reality i brought the cops but in another reality you're dead so it's not that bad after all they were headed over angel pineway follow the road and maybe we can pick them up okay excellent and since we're bringing the police they're in double trouble oh god it's a long drive too well i guess i can be thankful i don't have a red hat man that i have to leave the entire way it still hurts a bit remember these characters being really close and bonding and all that but they haven't said a word since we got in the car what the hell is up with his pose his arms are just floating there oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh oh oh no oh oh yes oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh man we gotta bail out the hydraulics do nothing it's almost here it's right there oh okay in this reality you also died sorry okay please be a checkpoint please be a checkpoint please be a checkpoint police just waiting here oh my god this is so much driving you'd swear i didn't have a driver's license but i do not where you go okay it's not my fault that fence was 2d 2d [Music] i might have to start being a little more careful okay we're here and with nothing but superficial damage all right let's head up to the roof for a vantage point but first a nice meal healthy and nutritious there we go little vomit that was just hanging off to the side of me there that wasn't actually in me i just felt its presence kind of an outer body experience but you know like with vomit if you come back you're a [ __ ] i felt like that chicken was talking like from rockstar directly to me there i feel like i'm the only one who's probably playing this right now and someone got on the mic and directly said that imagine caesar's concern not only did i show up in my underwear but then i come back and i'm covered in vomit oh picture time what's chewing on caesar there it is oh okay got it yeah that's a good one for the gram zooming all the way in rod he didn't recognize him until i was that soon then okay what the window is blocking you gotcha i can't believe he needed backup for this now they just drive off into the sunset what was this mission that was some heavy [ __ ] why have they been shouting this entire time i was wondering that when they were on the roof too hey who's the gringo what now is that it how many of these clowns are there coolio like he's two steps away from him that's how you feel to be coded into this game huh let me capture that on camera for you and how do you feel man defeated i guess in a word okay this guy's the only guy having a good time i think well you know what he's not the only one having a good time because i actually am enjoying this i i still get immense pleasure out of this buggy mess but i like buggy games in general so i don't know if i'm like the only person on earth who actually enjoys this but that doesn't really take away from the fact that the game is still a complete mess but oh well i guess that's just what happens sometimes i'll end on that depressing note goodbye

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: I87GJKX2wZ8

Length: 13min 46sec (826 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 23 2022