Leaving the Vault and Playing Fallout as a Baby

hey there friends how's it going we're going to be doing something a bit different today we're going to be trying out fallout 3 but i am not allowing my person to grow up we're going to go through life as a baby my name can be peter payne you know because it's like peter pan he's going to stay a boy forever but it's actually due to a horrible genetic condition and he's in constant pain yeah this isn't the feel good content you were looking for that's a good name no it's not it's terrible let's see what you look like when you're all grown up that doesn't really matter right now i'll go with default i'm going to put all my points in charisma because people love babies right so apparently you need to get this ball into this corner except that and then wait in this corner yup yup yup yup yep yep yep there we go he's trying to get through the door still no no i don't want to be in here damn it almost had at that time don't you laugh at my failure papa oh i made it you are quite the little explorer yeah i sure am see you later papa i'm free it's from the bible it's just talking away to himself about the bible vodka yeah why not hey it's post apocalypse there's no one to check ids here no that's not your dada that's a cockroach i know they look similar and they care for you about equally oh the reactor's that way god you heartless bastard just walks by a baby and clearly in need of help oh well that was easy jesus their security is so bad even a baby could hack it i'm escaping the vault i hope they aren't following me i've left a nice trail of drool behind wow what a world to grow up in okay so as you can see i'm moving pretty slowly and i'm trying to make my way to megaton because i'm hoping when i get there and talk to some people the game will realize i should have a pip-boy by now and actually give it to me because right now i don't have any i'm surprised they're letting me in you think they think i'm some sort of mutant or something just a baby showing up in the middle of the wasteland say nothing i mean that makes sense given that i'm a baby the quiet type huh imagine saying that to a one-year-old oh you're the quiet type are you i hope you're not a weirdo he's calling me a weirdo after all that i'm saying nothing now i'm going to just say let's discuss this bomb he's employing a baby to disarm this bomb that's pretty steep i just use this speech check to get even more money carry on yes it works okay and i've gotten this mod because if you don't then your hands all messed up because you're a baby and it goes through your head yeah you need something i need my dada or a babe i'm drooling all over the place she'll turn around to the sheriff and be like hey who was that baby that right there is the man that's going to disarm that bomb in the center of town dear child welcome i like how he's supposed to be creepy but in this context he's the only one acting normally to a baby please child come to the church any time see what i mean hey there good to see you oh jesus sorry well no you should be saying sorry he nearly stood on me i've had enough of this town i'm gonna hit the saloon and get myself a drink this is not the bear sorry this is the church come on you piece of junk i can't even talk to him the counter is too tall all right i'll take a vodka please hey smooth skin you need something smooth skin is right smooth as a baby right also i'm a cool baby i swear there we go vodka hey uh hey what's up you admiring my drinking skills that was a whole bottle of vodka it weighed more than me my dear boy everyone who's meant to be creepy is coming across normal because they're talking to a child ah i'm just a baby i have no understanding of right or wrong sure i'll blow up the town we'll play and i should convince him to give me an extra 500 excellent that'll buy me lots of drink i'm pretty sure this person just heard us talking but uh let me try and play it off [Applause] see i'm drooling i'm a baby i love that i have a key dedicated to drooling and going dada ah look at this new blood oh that sounds terrifying it's like an old person that wants to eat the baby you know for their their vitality and youth oh i don't have the skill god damn it all right i'll be back when i have some explosive skill and leah's down around i don't know what i call it the friendliest town around some guy called me an [ __ ] and i'm one year old hello i'm a traveling baby who the hell are you will you be my mama where'd you come from you better calm down before i put you down well you're not getting a damn thing for me wait no don't actually attack me no i'm a baby you can't just shoot at his child where ah jesus christ oh no we're gonna be stuck in a loop here aren't we i just keep saying dad as she tries to murder me yeah yeah i can't reach it you like this you freak i think she ran out of ammo what's the matter huh can't i'm just drooling all over her as i kill her i guess it was nothing i guess there was nothing she says i'm after punching her like 100 times there we go she's dead oh that escalated quickly oh lots of bottle caps though i don't know if this will fit me but i'll take it i don't think we're the same size this is very patriotic music for what i just did oh it does fit great one size fits all it must be very stretchy oh druggies yay ah drink yes gonna be a wild night a potato crisps and no parents around to stop me excellent my karma keeps going down because i'm stealing just random kitchen utensils i don't think it went down when i murdered her but stealing her plates is too far all right well that went in a very unexpected direction the one-year-old is now guilty of murder okay well now i have a gun i'm starting to become kind of a badass baby i don't know why hollywood hasn't made this into a movie yet maybe the rock could play the baby or even better chris pratt okay so i gotta go from here all the way down to here as a baby i think this needs a fallout musical montage so the time passes by quicker [Music] to the town of rivet city rode a baby one fine day oh my god harley spoke a word of english didn't have too much to say no one dared to ask his business as he drooled to the ship for the baby there among them had a big iron on his head big iron on his head yay i've discovered rivets city why is there no one out here to greet this baby they've probably heard rumors of the baby with a revolver traveling to their town i probably wouldn't open the door either oh god he instantly jolted up he was like no way am i your dad i need water please i i don't think i have any surprisingly i don't have any water despite drooling as much as i do say what i mean state your business in rivet city i want to learn to talk i i mean all right all right if i hear about any trouble big man aren't you when you're dealing with a baby i'll have you know i murdered a defenseless woman on the way in here so be careful who you mess with it looks like i'm an adult now but i'm just standing on his counter just knocking everything off does anyone have any side quests i need to level up so i can explode a town oh finally another child i'm not supposed to talk to strangers okay to be fair my life would be a lot better if i didn't talk to these strangers either sure you're afraid of them last time don't give me that look girl slap it right off your face oh my god you're exactly the parent i need adopt me what do you want you don't have to be such a [ __ ] oh really you don't need to be scared son i'm one year old i ain't scared and i ain't your son can you be my dad then my mom is probably drunk and my dad's dead is that good enough for you [ __ ] jesus christ he's got a bit of an attitude you should keep him in check i can kind of understand why you're so angry i'd sell them to you if they'd let me oh my god no i can't look after myself not to mind him what did you say about my mother they're both sitting at the same table you heard me oh that hurt do us all a favor and just run away from home i'll show you i'll show all of you when i'm gone my mom will really miss me all right let's see nope nope doesn't seem to see you later kid um yeah she's just continuing to eat with a spark mind you okay so i just got here and i have broken a pair to family excellent have you seen my good-for-nothing son lately don't pretend like you didn't just see him running out hey you have you seen cj young we have a report that she's missing um no wait a second i think i remember this haven't run into you before thank god you'd probably kill me probably wouldn't remember me anyway nobody does wait no i do remember you i just said i think i remember you from playing this game before a quick shove should do it yeah okay i guess so oh my hold on i didn't actually even get to do anything at least the guard didn't see it they'd never suspect a baby this area is off limits to civilians what are you gonna do kill a baby oh my god i keep getting that first try ah why are you burning me alive the baby did nothing wrong help me oh no i i thought he was gonna help me for a second but then he just opened fire too oh there i am look at my little body i'm looking sorry for waking you it's just what babies do most of them are polite even the ones like diego that i'd want to flirt with seem to ignore me oh what is this you and diego are in love i wish i had some amp pheromones trinny says they would make any man lose control oh my god what okay that's a quest apparently hey do you have any ant pheromones you do and queen pheromones okay i'll buy those even though that's like a quarter of my money i have some ant queen pheromones do i do the trick really it's so casual what is this quest then you'll have to marry me what i think even the baby knows that this is wrong city council is debating putting railings on the flight deck oh yeah that's probably a good idea some guy uh fell yesterday mooning over him not anymore she's gonna marry him wait they're going to marry when if you want a good seat get to the church before three tomorrow okay grow up so fast don't they i wouldn't know i am literally a baby all right i guess i'll make my way to the church now i have a day to do it and i move quite slowly so time is of the essence wrong way that's just avoid okay fantastic i'll just walk back that way i am father clifford this is saint monica's church oh thank you for clarifying i thought you were a piece of leather hey a buddy i'm a baby you mind if i just sit on your lap thank you so much uh now can you not look at me like that you're gonna scare me as i said i'm a baby i get scared easily and honestly this is scaring the real version of me too can you stop dude you're freaking me out you know what i'm just gonna look at the wedding get your hair out of my face everyone's staring at us here's angela why is she coming to her own wedding with a knife get out of me he's so scary wait where's the groom will you take angela for your lawful wedded wife i don't i don't think he's here until death do you part huh yeah i'm confused too where is he angela what okay they're just moving on without him i don't know where he is i love you diego what the hell is so broken i love how i got karma for that i don't know why they think that's a good thing to do like do they realize that that man was drugged into this look imaginary or not we shouldn't have done that i'm tammy yeah we've met remember i convinced your son to get out of here some kids are just born bad you got that right welcome to gary's galley no this is your room what is going on diego is a wonderful man yeah i'll believe it when i see it i have yet to actually lay eyes on this diego oh why does it sound so sticky when i jump i've just realized i have a note in my inventory that just says cj young is missing this might have something to do with my taunting james our grave you think okay i am a one-year-old and i just agreed to this man that i would steal him the declaration of independence from the national archives my heavens you look so much like him what you're james's son aren't you you can tell i'm one i suppose i can spare a few stim packs god this is one convincing baby i guess he's got just cute eyes he can look up and guilt them every ear shall be stricken death okay sorry i don't mean to interrupt you worshiping i'm just gonna sneak in here yeah keep making baby noises that'll throw them off break the bomb to explode all right i'll just be on my way you keep worshiping don't let me stop you we're all still breathing so i know you didn't screw up yeah i definitely didn't screw up i did exactly what i intended to do oh there you are oh god oh god why am i doing such little damage [ __ ] off what the hell is this thing made out of titanium oh god i'm out of bullets smacking it with a bat oh [ __ ] hell damn you funny enough if that mole rat did kill this baby about a hundred lives would have been saved because that bomb wouldn't have been blown up afterwards that mole rat was a saint excuse me sir i would like to skip this cue blah blah blah blah blah why are you looking at me so intently i'm a baby i don't understand etiquette okay i'm here to see mr burke hey guys sorry i'm late i got little baby legs i seldom get visitors which is a tiresome shame can you talk a bit more stupid i'm a baby you're an odd one oh yeah i'm the odd one now i'm not the guy who wants to destroy old city because it ruins your view well i i didn't want to destroy the city but not for that reason okay all right i'm just gonna feel around for the button if you could give me some sense of direction um there i think did i get it oh yeah i think i got it oh i can't even see the view i hate being a baby whoa you've lost karma given that i gained karma doing horrible things earlier i'm kind of surprised what transcendent beauty i'm a baby you sick weirdo oh you mean the explosion okay to your new master suite i have a master suite excellent and a thousand bottle caps i'm gonna upgrade speech after that one day i'll learn to talk so this is my master suite huh oh and look at that view it almost makes you drool doesn't it god this child has accomplished a lot for a one-year-old kind of makes me feel bad about how much i've accomplished but that is enough for one day so we will leave it there i hope you enjoyed if you did consider subscribing would love a like or comment if you enjoyed as well it helps me out a lot but other than that i will see you tomorrow bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: 5jXtUvqzItU

Length: 15min 9sec (909 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 16 2021

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