Half Life but it's ran through google translate

privet brucia godzilla miniature kevin and today we're playing half-life some people say i have no life but i insist that i at least have half-life i do some things sometimes but the difference today is that we're going to be using a google translate mod someone recommended this to me and it just looks fantastic already like even the menu it is a new game download game look for the maid what is look for the maid oh let's join a game i guess serve partially is this options i need to know this uh update maybe okay great i understand i wish i did um the video okay i can change the resolution a bit uh i might not touch the forest floor or the light switch should is that quit complete the game do you now destroy the game no cancel i don't want to destroy the game okay it is a new game this game is a new game i read the story and wished to press the button that's right can i put on subtitles is this possible i mean this game allows you to hear thank you so much that's so kind to you okay i if it is here i'm not sure it could be add your knowledge but i'm too afraid to click on it so i guess no subtitles i should note that this is the first time i've played half life once so um this is my first experience but i'm sure this will be a good way of experiencing the game for the first time in an emergency passengers must remain seated and wait for further instructions it is convenient to get off the bus you must first remove the disabled what wait what did you just say we have to remove the disabled that is a hate crime turn your check to the truth warm day safe and productive god bless the voice actors in this it must have been so confusing hello this is hero looks like there are slow it looks like they are slow yes luckily this train is finished why can't i do this later unfortunately there was a free man what he was posturing up he's getting defensive winning won't buy me a beer okay sorry i won't win then i was going to try and win because i wanted to buy you a beer but it seems flirting won't get me anywhere hello hey what are you doing no no stop everyone stop talking at the same time he is trying to hurt me who is trying to hurt you please leave me to justice okay i'll leave you to justice and i'll get on with my day let's see i am asleep find a meat lab i'm sleeping laboratories map development the workplace okay that doesn't help me find my way around at all i'm gonna be honest with you no sales okay i guess i'll be paying full price of these vending machines alejandro freeman and an alejandro to you too use the fridge okay finally some directions take a look all right is this the way winning won't buy me oh [ __ ] sake i don't think i'll be able to win regardless this is really confusing all right i'm gonna have to look up a walk-through because i don't know where to go of course the workplace to be fair that is obvious i am not asleep and i'm not sleeping laboratories the workplace i'm so stupid i also left some hidden glasses oh that's cool it's like a little easter egg they're the collectibles in the game i guess oh no the fire is not extinguished somebody grab that thing and extinguish it then oh god what that there's people in there there's holy music playing come on dad you feel like you're in the barrel today i'm not your daddy all right despite what the youtube commenters call me i am not daddy i gotta turn off this music if i can figure out how mice maybe no not mice it could be mp3 tricks maybe or an electric motorcycle let me try mb3 tricks yes okay that's it oh can i fall i can okay that's interesting oh there we go interesting way of getting down the elevator shaft it beats waiting though we do not send samples to the testing room we've increased the barometer to 105 to it's a game but we need some solutions yeah i was thinking the same thing because i'm getting really confused those who do not live on the medical board test room okay um could you maybe write down the instructions because i'm a little bit confused still what what's happening the hurry by the way oh sorry i think i made it worse i'll be out of your hair sorry sorry gordon your clothes should be comfortable for you they are thank you for checking in i appreciate that run the mountain to start spinning climb the mountains and start spinning okay got it i'll take care of it now you have two hours to go two hours hell sorry this is going to be a long video folks oh my god okay maybe i shouldn't be messing with things sorry am i dead i'm probably better off dead i don't understand anyone in this world okay i understand this world a little bit better like they're drinking water with their butts what's not to understand hey bring me back there i was enjoying that okay well they're dead and that also solves my problem of not being able to understand them where does that fire extinguish from from earlier i could really use it now jesus christ okay well he's smashed beyond belief and i'm stuck beyond the belief i can't move am i supposed to be able to move all right i use noclip luckily these cheats are like iconic in the source games it's impossible to forget them why do you not hear we try to advise what don't blame me for not hearing i know you try to advise but it doesn't really help to be honest with you i'm not sure how to come to the knowledge be ready to assist to establish a fruitful and unwind you're just using big words because you're a scientist but it doesn't actually make any sense ah run away i'm glad i can tell you because of the pain what can can i have some of that whatever it was allow temptations there we go thank you for the temptation i am waiting for you i'm waiting for you heal me more oh wait are we getting out of here all right fine come with me then and use this thingy goddamn you don't need to translate that i know that's just pain just immediately throw that grenade and it immediately disappeared i use the grenade to smash the window instead the little screams still using this grenade to just smash all the windows i think it might actually be my my crowbar it's just a grenade for some reason maybe google translate translate crowbar to grenade i don't know oh sorry what the hell is this also a gun i guess i don't know oh yes do not resist temptation oh god damn a temptation ran out oh oh jesus no please i need some temptation really yes really you're saved i will lodge what let's do it let's do it what i'm leaving you're a creepy man in a lab coat oh god damn he's chasing me the creepy man in the lab court is chasing me i'll just go and wait for my friends yeah probably better off thank you i'll be in here getting some temptation what was that this is strange the head crabs are just enjoying a nice like little slide down i'm just kind of letting them do their thing saying i need to turn down um electric motorcycle and i need to turn up watch there we go wait no maybe it was watch i need to turn down maybe i need to turn up electric motorcycle yeah that's right electric motorcycle needed to go up oh for effect's sake oh man that was so loud too i shouldn't have put electric motorcycles so loud i thought electric vehicles were sourced to be quiet i don't like that i'm just walking around with this grenade it looks like i'm just ready to blow myself up at a moment's notice they say not to use elevators uh in a moment of emergency but this isn't an emergency it's just aliens or zombies or whatever i don't know i mean it's kind of hard to understand exactly what's going on wait am i dead oh yeah to be fair i should have understood electricity bad oh hello everyone wait oh no scream or anything i guess google translate doesn't know what a scream is he doesn't seem that overwhelmed by it either you don't even have anything to say nothing really okay wait is he following me oh in that case come here there you go oh that's so uncomfortable all the noise and everything oh for vex sake he automatically stood up when i came out into the space big enough oh [ __ ] sake he did it again that's his fault fool me once shame on you fool me twice still shame on you i hate you some idiot went into the fan back there oh bullets i understand bullets are the same in this world oh thank god another human someone i can finally talk to after all this what there's a lock yeah roger assign it okay yes i guarantee this place i can't be bothered oh my god so much is happening all at once she's they're everywhere all right i'm just running uh sorry scientist dude good luck with that maybe you can talk your way out of it i'm sure they'll listen to you they might even speak the same language honestly you make about as much sense as them oh thank god a man in uniform he'll protect me all right there is a massive horde coming hey i look good in my trophy yeah best of luck with that trophy room something is dead here god he's good at his job oh god something's alive here do you want to deal with him too i'll hide behind the door you deal with him [Music] i don't think he wants to deal with him there we go i think that wine means he's dead if he lives here he can work together true true we should try and talk this all out this might be the wisest man i've met yet and that's saying something everyone seems so smart in this world oh he's dead sorry buddy i'd be lying if i said i tried to save you oh god panic panic panic there's a lot of enemies there's a lot of enemies i don't know where to go it's all dead ends i was about to say if only there was a sign to point me away but it wouldn't [ __ ] help anyway oh i'm getting eaten by the ceiling oh my friends back because i died you do not have to go what yes go yes go so you're saying i should go i am waiting here get out of here okay i'll try i'd like to think he meant that in a caring way like he wants me to get out of danger several bad puns later what ah i'm back with you again oh good loads of people to talk to do not trust us scare you forget the story a dress the elevator has been closed but still comes up those are the most confusing lines yet we are in complete shape with our team and brain slash i am very smart oh that was a hell of a leap i'm getting out of here i do not care about these people i have nothing in common with them except for the fact that both of us make no sense sometimes they just do it a little bit more than me the most important security guard is located in san francisco okay so i just gotta get to san francisco get in touch with this garden he'll come back and sort out the whole thing fantastic i don't have to be the protagonist anymore open the sewing door they will come for us that's our only way hello we did that i want to know what was that all right you know what that was so emotional that's like the moral of the story for this whole thing there we go i shattered this because it said the results of fire are broken glass and i've seen a lot of broken glass around here so i clicked that to signify there was a fire as the results of fire is broken glass now we are saved also seven grams village d it's so hard to understand anything but we're gonna leave it there i i'm gonna try and like reset my mind after that because it felt like things were starting to make a little bit of sense when they were talking to me and i don't want to be in that that mode oh this was so fun though this was a great way of um experiencing of half-life one for the first time i hope you guys enjoyed it too i appreciate you watching um it's fun little mod if you want to give it a go yourself it might be a bit easier if you've played half-life before you might know where to go and what to do but we're going to leave it there i appreciate you watching if you want to check out more of my stuff i post every day i also stream over on twitch if you want to check that out link's in the description but other than that i'll just say i hope to see you next time bye for now shout outs patrons jcc jeff the heff jenny ambrose jeremiah falcons jeremy groff jesse 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Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Length: 12min 58sec (778 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 26 2020

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[u/Totally-Not-A-Synth]

Now I just want him to play the original Half-Life