MILDLY INFURIATING V12

ever wonder what the top of everest looks like [Music] woke up and saw my door removed by my parents i asked them why and they replied with privacy isn't necessary my husband eats apple with a spoon i hate it when this happens me accidentally clicks play on the last samurai bud stops after four seconds netflix for the next 18 months continue watching the last samurai because you watched the last samurai for super fans of the last samurai samurai movie starring tom cruise attempted to take 60 out got stuck and i couldn't get it out then it sucked it back in and still took 60 out of my account your wife cannot be born in 99 in what year was your spouse born 1999 your answer cannot have more than two repeating characters charlie bid my finger is being deleted and sold as an nft charlie bid my finger set to be deleted from youtube for good with 880 million views the legendary churley bid my finger video is being auctioned off as a nft later this month before being deleted from the internet the fact that this is a thing bulletproof backpack inserts douchebag blocks all the tesla superchargers [Music] so subway is now selling pizzas in brazil thought i was lucky turned out they were empty boxes for show [Music] me and my girlfriend were struggling with this maze we got when watching the pikachu movie we checked the solution in the back and they draw through a wall [Music] me screaming internally entry-level job opening hiring recent college grads requirements five years of experience six olympic gold medals and super powers thank you google clebian did you mean clibbian clibbian also spelled plebeian this tiled wall at my local train station [Music] i wish i hadn't bothered aligning them so i never would have noticed how can she sleep at night lunch lady fired after giving food to kids who couldn't pay cafeteria worker fired for giving out extra food debbie salesman didn't want students to go hungry thanks for spreading that smile at the airport selfish wore this mask through the whole airport smiling the whole way several airport workers said i don't think the airline will let you use that mask okay thanks i'll take my chances i follow what i think not what others think may or may not happen other passengers told me how much they loved my mask it's amazing what a smile can do my shower door exploding while i was away [Music] this sign that's supposed to encourage blood donations don't save a life be afraid to give blood come on man what a gimmicky way to sell less for the same price four times 100 milliliters 6.49 four times 135 milliliters 6.49 the amount of unnecessary plastic that this toy package has this building it's the worst kids who played with their dss like this are all in prison now [Music] who even pays these bloggers life found on mars no life has not yet been found on mars but imagine waking up to that headline subtitles are becoming necessary no matter the language whisper and explosion the movie wow and that was important boom holy cabu what a worthless purchase this decal is upside down right try to lift the bunch that one damn shoe [Music] wax warmer fell off a shelf in my living room smells better than it looks my chocolate chip granola bar had one chocolate chip [Music] amazon delivery thieves operating here please do not leave parcels on top of these letterboxes please either hand directly to residents leave in secure parcel deposit box return to depo and leave collection card or reschedule delivery the pizza is still a full slice but part of the slice is in her mouth my new favorite photoshop genre horror movie screams but with steaming hot pizza the amount of textbooks my school threw away this house near my house my brother rearranged my keyboard airpods went missing turn out my kid buried them in the backyard [Music] doordash driver apparently couldn't find my house and decided to throw my order on the ground two people on the highway drove next to each other at 55 miles an hour for several miles causing a huge line of cars to build up behind them [Music] looking at this makes my eye twitch i write 22 like this so neither two feels left out [Music] what i found after pulling plastic body pieces off of my new car guy ghosted me trick you jeff ups loves to test me i swear estimated delivery check back tomorrow for an updated delivery date label created shipped bout for delivery delivered on the way delivery at an airport lounge apparently men don't help change their baby's diaper here [Music] our ceo just bought huge 4k tv to replace the perfectly fine 1080p tvs that no one ever watches in our break room while nearly our entire staff is so poor we are all on food stamps living in friends garages etc [Music] not a big thing but nestle puts paper straws in plastic this completely flat spoon i was given to eat my soup with no someone stole the 2022 graduating class tree they planted in 2018 [Music] coffee shops that add this much ice to your drink when your flat mate likes to eat seeds and cleans the floor without vacuuming first [Music] plastic straws are not the problem [Music] this turkey burger and onion rings appetizer from hooters my geeky fell off of my keyboard so i ordered a new one and a five key came instead [Music] i use sticky tack to avoid damaging my wall this is the result at least throw the cups away this [ __ ] [Music] driving behind these tail lights who would think this is a good idea [Music] was wondering why it took almost a day to charge these crappy speakers until i found out the red light means fully charged i made my teacher mad write a number autobiography telling all about yourself using numbers only write this in story or essay form [Music] the sheer number of these in a pack of socks [Music] there's lazy then there's this [Music] every time this happens i get so annoyed anyone else agree [Music] apparently tangerines are orange and oranges are tangerine orange tangerine tangerine orange people who park like this with clear room to move forward more it gets better the longer you look in case you haven't heard people are losing their minds in the south right now this excuse of a pickle on my chicken sandwich found this while exploring my school's basement this blueberry cake i bought red is blue but blue's red the red thread locker is considered permanent the blue is not the red thread locker is in the blue tube the blue thread locker is in the red tube now i have a lot of bolts to check my perfume bottle randomly fell into the sink came out unscathed but now i have to replace the sink marketplace in a nutshell is this available yep still available interested no thank you spent months last summer trying to keep these picky little buggers happy with the right parts oil and sunlight with no luck found this after an april snowstorm living its best life [Music] my board game replaced a red cube with a blue [Music] sun's color toys orange green yellow there are both teas where do bees live a north america d antartica c asia d both c and d the smallest space bar on a keyboard possible someone has put minced meat into the charging station [Music] felt like this belonged here dairy milk chocolate now bigger if you divide one by nine hundred and ninety eight thousand and one you get all three digit numbers from zero zero zero to nine nine nine in order except for nine nine eight this is how many tabs were on a four pack of washcloths the masking tape didn't keep the paint within the border every morning i wake up just to see this school speed limit is higher than the normal speed limit speed limit 15 school speed limit 20. this is [ __ ] [Music] when your cat steals your chair the second you get up pringles [Music] bought a lemon from the store and look what happened how am i supposed to make guacamole with these medium avocados might as well just stick a sign on it that says steal me this zipper [Music] after spending the entire day doing school and sports i get home and i see that my family got my favorite pizza and left me this [Music] why plant a bush when we can make one out of wood who else sharpened pencils and it ended up like this dell sent me a prepaid box to ship my laptop back for warranty repairs [Music] tried to pull out a nail this happened [Music] that one scratch on your glasses [Music] my two-year-old daughter's pockets are bigger than my wife russian cursing [Music] papa john's breadsticks a friend of mine received yesterday i made a custom cake for these people and this is the pic they sent me of them eating it [Music] i have to see this upside down s every day why can't the red one be made in japan made in japan made in mexico pizza delivery by swiggy india [Music] bike path congratulation you have unlocked a secret bonus video enjoy i'm a sam raimi fan oh really name three of his films spider-man one two and three that's on me i set the bar too low hey are you sleeping yes now be quiet we are now in hd my laptop seeing me search gaming pc on google you know what i'm just gonna say it taiwan is its own country my fbi agent watching me lose an argument and getting down voted to oblivion [Music] me mom i can't go to school i'm sick mom no you're fine quit faking it principal your son just threw up mom me my brother who can't find his nintendo ds also me helping him look for it to avoid being a suspect normal game auto saves horror game auto saves peter parker's shirt is wrinkly because he doesn't have an iron man pov you're the main villain and the main protagonists found the power of friendship when you wake up five minutes before your wedding this is mars right yup terraforming it would take a lot of time and money yup so it's easier to fix a dying planet than it is to fix the planet that is already dead that makes sense to me then fix your planet first i wanna colonize mars though entire human race people who clean public toilets every company during pride month i said we gay today when another villager asks you to sit on his face [Music] fifth grade me seeing alphabet in math college me seeing a number in math hans zimmer how much anxiety do you want in the soundtrack christopher nolan yes gamers console wars doesn't exist also gamers tn man arrested for planning owner rest to get free food and shelter in jail you may have outsmarted me but i outsmarted your outsmarting when your 30 dollar shoes last longer than your friend's 150 shoes signature look of superiority me browsing memes during a zoom meeting budget of india's mars orbiter mission 74 million dollars budget of the movie martian 108 million dollars some games should be paid to win but with in-game money think mark think ender pearls are actually enderman's balls the reason they don't always drop is some of them are woman people to each other stay hydrated their plants at home aren't you forgetting something manager don't be so dramatic the customer can't be that bad the customer [Music] businesses we have temporarily increased our prices to help us recover from the pandemic the increased prices when the pandemic is finished i'm a christopher nolan fan oh really name three of his films batman begins batman the dark knight batman the dark knight rises that's on me i set the bar too low [ __ ] it is with great pleasure to inform you that today is mother freaking wednesday let's not forget the main reason we celebrate every wednesday here pov you walked into the wrong class when you lose your friends at the club and another crew adopts you as their own getting in shape for my italy trip mop that shirt is too small for you me i don't care it's my favorite put shirt on the buttons short girls love tall boys tall girls love tall boys short boys there is no reason to keep on fighting for a world like this when you buy a charger from a shady store ninety percent ninety percent eighty nine percent female streamers reviewing dpics that they receive every day only one person in this meeting room at a time thank you all for coming mcdonald's try yeah i'd like to try [Music] wtf what the frick gtg got to go ttyl talk to you later lol lol when you forgot to brush your teeth but you're already comfy in your bed frick tired of working on myself i will now be unapologetically insane usa math team olympia beats china for the first time in 30 years [Music] mom clean your room me it's my room mom it's my house me then go clean it mom listen here you little shoes guys vr headset opens up did you enjoy a life the game vr version confused screaming my english teacher prints out memes created by his students and puts them on the class wall [Music] coca-cola pepsi you picked the wrong fridge fool time traveller farts the timeless will you shut up man rick rolling to be banned what are you in for i recruit someone me mum can we have mcdonald's mum no we have food you know what frickit i want mcdonald's too me birth control pills yeah that makes sense pregnancy prevention pills yeah i can see that anti-baby villain what the frick the perfect swimming trunks does not exist girls giving me signals me an expert of reading girls signals [Music] christians then christians now do my eyes deceive me or is that the sword of a thousand truths i'm afraid it is being sad for two hours is depression shut up shut up honestly guys i've got a fox stuck in my washing machine what the actual fox there's always a bigger fish in the sea the big boss the bigger boss myth she rejected you because she only wants to be friends with you fact she's scared to tell you that you're ugly and she wants someone more handsome than you sleep girlfriend happiness being good at anything i don't recognize any of these guys me trying to go back to sleep and finish the plot point in my dream be like you try to apologize to china because they are mad at you now the whole world's mad at you to all online teachers if you don't want your students to copy answers on the internet don't copy questions on the internet the bts meal obsessed insane bts fans mcdonald's employees here it comes fault it's dangerous to go alone take halo 3 rat i said whoever threw that banana yo mom's a hoe teacher who's absent today class john meanwhile john your mother fell over titanfall when you use the wrong formula to get the right answer americans sneaking in candy when movie theaters open back up mom saying i could get mcdonald's on the way home me and the car watching mom speed past mcdonald's at 220 miles per hour how do i stop my child from being so rude to me meet the belt me interacts with a girl in a friendly way my parents oh look potter you've got yourself a girlfriend me opens computer steam upgrades people upgrades when your mates say they can't game because they're with their gf's but you're with their gfs before japan after japan [Music] damn i like this art style style realization why isn't a group of squids called squad what me normally me on wednesdays customer service training video employee my parents who forgot to pick me up at school six-year-old me halfway home because i thought they died time traveller steps on a bug the timeline him damn girl are you a math textbook hair no why him cause you have a lot of freaking problems five minutes into my shift me i wanna go home home someone helps you on the internet but you forget to say thanks people disliking youtube rewind youtube removing dislike count nobody believes i was a really good tennis player back in the day since my trophy broke when you ain't loving it anymore me trying to not offend anyone with my memes in 2021 when you're not tall enough to see behind the wall kid i wanna be spiderman his uncle doomguy when someone tells him to go to hell [Music] friend did you prepare for exam me what exam friend the exam we have after we take class picture parents after telling their kids if you tell the truth you're not going to get in trouble when corporations try to use memes in their marketing [Music] some dude with clowns make gets fed up with all the bullies entire population of gotham [Music] when you change your game graphics from low to high [Music] me on my way to grab a piece of candy after winning cahoot modern problem require modern solution hair hey show me what those fingers can do me [Music] like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos [Music] thanks

Channel: Clumsy

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Id: 4fggHRNvU1Q

Length: 25min 52sec (1552 seconds)

Published: Thu May 27 2021