Metacritic Worst Game Challenge: Whose Collection Sucks Most? Mike vs Andy!

on YouTube here we go and I'm gonna count us in if everyone's ready yeah okay three actually wait ten seconds I need to mute YouTube because I like having screen window up but obviously yes they don't do it it's fine just put whenever you ready all right [Music] hello is it Wednesday Wednesday already and the month is of course I know it but you say it first make smart it's much what lovely smart weather we're having any hot if dang hot here in the yeah I hope everyone at home is having a reasonable time keeping themselves entertained and safe and and their choices I'm I'm Jane also hydrated yeah I'm Jane and I'm trying to stay hydrated this is Mike Michael yourself I'm Mike this is my second stream today I'm a stream machine that's what they call him and this is Andy who whatever you Andy they call me the non stream no good not many people call me that what I call you here today to do yes friends I know your I know you're curious is and we're gathered for the Metacritic worst game challenge accusing a murderer that's good murder right but we're gonna be sucking your game collections your respective complexions against each other to find out who has on average the worst collection and the size me method by right well alright your lives um if you would like to say hey what we're gonna do is my candy have been selected a scientific sample of their disk collections all formats right all Xbox Xbox consoles they're always box games and and and we are going to inspect them for Metacritic value because obviously that is an objective and in no way compromised measure of against quality I'll figure out who has the worst game collection and the winner is the one who has the stan Kia stop garbages to buyer trash buyer of video games yeah yeah fantastic but before we launch into it because I think people are still just like getting assembled getting into the chat yeah sure get in there popcorn in the chat yeah well James Bond real says it's their favorite time of Wednesday excited today's today's channel challenge so no one hour of citizens talk one day today I'm ready I'm ready we can do it now I'm ready there as many hours of you like there's already been a Simpsons reference in this stream and we've only been going for a couple of minutes so lousy smarter weather yeah the last yeah I caught it I caught it it's a bit like Shakespeare you know you're doing Simpsons references all the time without realizing it because knowledge is so influential yeah Tom today is very excited for this have some tea and biscuits for me thank you Tom and Nate's the mediocre says salutations and good day from your diminutive comrade I think that's a reference to Ellen's we would never call her our little friend but if she says it then yes perfectly welcome if you're joining us from the master not Matthew - that was you Mike you are playing round me too maybe someone who hasn't transition from mafia 2 to black flag in his back yeah hey enjoying about all the streams today then good job super fun yeah if someone is on their second or third hour of outside Xbox outside extra streams this afternoon then have a cookie cause you win you know I thought I'd played Matthews people what I'd actually played was godfather to significantly worse in fact I was Scarface the media actually played was Sonic the Hedgehog I actually considered putting Godfather two in my it wasn't bad enough so I I promise games worse than Godfather to you when you when you went through your respective game collections looking for your worst games were you surprised by the quality yeah I don't have to hang on to really bad things right so there were a few where I was like I'll just pull that out I couldn't find it I realize it's you've thrown it right you read it into the street Tecna it down to a secondary game shop or something yeah I never I never get rid of games so I've got them all and but I think the thing that struck me was that as I was going through I was like you could make an argument for so many games like I don't know where that you know where they're refusing in the fall I look at games I'm like that's an awful awful game but you never know what review is gonna come out with around the time of release and yeah think like you're a Deadly Premonition got like a 1 out of 10 from someone and a 10 out of 10 from Destructoid exactly yes right with Metacritic he's like with a Marmite game you might have lots of high scores and lots of low scores and then it will just land somewhere in the middle system let us know in the comments what the worst game of euros is we're gonna calibrate worst game is sweet monkey Tuesday and the chat says James as I get a cookie I'm afraid I'll have to miss this dream to go get a cookie and that's because we Tuesday has apparently been watching since yes we might use those in the Mafia stream yeah what did you think of Matthew to like looks surprisingly good actually it's a little bit variable in terms of like visual quality but overall I thought it looks pretty good it yeah it seems seems like a worthwhile if you've never played it like like I played the original but never played back here to you if you've never played it it seems like worthwhile thing to be playing at the moment when there's almost nothing else out of that sort of scale also yeah I enjoyed it right few people in the chat asked you what my t-shirt is it's a warrior's t-shirt that I got when Jamie and I were in Coney Island where is is I don't know white clothes I need us to buy dito waves very cool yes definitely read it at home yeah yeah maybe it just hasn't really rings yeah you don't know it says warrior that is control something else all together would kneel says Andy shirts as warriors on top so Goods nice confirmation excellent Oh Jonathan cases can we get Andy's volume up please okay all right what we will look for anyway without further ado because we've only got somewhere between an hour and hour and a half today oh yeah okay let's let's get into it for anyone who has joined us since I lost explains the premise of this nonsense let me explain it again really quick Mike and Andy we've both taken their respective get inflections they have distilled it down to the ten tracks opposite of the cream no it's the white water EES non milk at the bottom of the words of the crop Michael and you have to steal their game collections into D 10 what they believe to be the ten worst as a sample of the very dregs of their game collections and now we're gonna battle Andy's worst games versus Mike's worst games according to Metacritic and see who wins / loses by having the worst game collection with whoever wins we don't like alien vs. predator yeah whoever wins they both lose a VM ok first well shall we um I was gonna say flip a coin but my coins are all really far over here so I think we're gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna leave it to you to figure out who goes first alphabetic order is Andy first okay story first of all actually very first of all show me your decks show the show shiny side out I see your ten games that's I can't see the names all of mine a boxed box art I can see my own reflection freaky see my reflection in Andy's stream okay so Mike is one of these strange and precious individuals who doesn't throw away their game box okay show me show me oh there we go find some clues about what they might be because there's a purple box in here and there's also a slightly smaller box in there so if the resolution is up to it then you can probably guess some of those games after last week I realize that quite a few people were scandalized but Andy and I both take our games out of their boxes yeah I can't stand it that you're like touching them and even I draw the line somewhere put them all back in the wrong boxes layer as well he's gonna get the box out and I'm gonna put them all back in your box is nice in non alphabetical order how do you feel about alphabetizing game collections like tell me I don't I don't do that because I thought you gave that me some American Psycho nonsense Mike what I opened the game box earlier Mike even logistical possibility you can squeeze them all onto the spindle why not just throw them in a trash can because chaos is a ladder Jane yeah but they were going to be scratched up they'll be completely worthless anyway anyways tree will judge you just Huff on them okay Andy you're up first so lay it on us okay Gollum tell us what you were thinking before you tell us thinking okay well this is a game that we've talked about recently in a in a list video and then for me this was this was the one I was thinking about first of all when I got the game folder out I was like that is my first choice draft pick my number one draft pick for this terrible game because I know Michael Jordan of bad games oh absolutely this yeah this is my lip rot the LeBron James of Xbox one bad games I think there's one game in my lineup interesting bringing it out it's fighter with it that one coming hello it's Robin you might remember was a Kinect fighting game there is some videos on if you search the fighter within gameplay on YouTube we're like the top result it's mostly me you and Mike kind of old timey boxing thing like yeah I mean it was so the idea the idea was that connect with like scan your skeleton and see when you did punches and kicks and it would like translate that into the same punch and kick in the game the idea was was the operative part of that sentence yeah okay you and everyone just ended up just by doing that another until one of the characters fell over so I I'm pretty confident in fighter within actually I think that is gonna score extremely low on Metacritic because garbage it was in the launch title for the Xbox one mmm and we were talking about it recently in our worst launch titles of all time video so I am confidently sitting out behind this seems to be a safe set seems like it's gonna be a seems like it's gonna be a low score a few nd the only problem is is no wait we have 200 selected fighter within I never even played in that bad mint condition vitamins condition a plastic plastic Forrest crinkly we have so many copies I I almost chose to poppies if I were they this to my game after after the inquiry yeah you would have been okay so apparently both Andy and Mike's first games I'll fight you with in would you like to know what it says on the back here it's got a quote on the back it just says the first thing it says on here is defy your best mates I go music and your best mates are saying don't buy fighter step into the most immersive total body combat experience ever made and test your real fighting skills using the new Kinect brawling with your friends will never feel the same and boy with difference the marketing your friends but finally could punch your idiot friends who you hate in the face by fighting it in but then it says at the top fight for the respect of your friends what I mean I think I know what the word friend means do they understand the word friend maybe that was I went to someone's house and I saw they fought fighter within I would lose all respect for that friend so in a way you are fighting the respect of your friends yes the problem I've identified with fight within is if in real life I can't do a roundhouse kick to someone's head how do I do a roundhouse kick to someone's head in a video game they're supposed to mirror my actions I suspect if you can just get your foot above your knee it will count it as a roundhouse okay so it will exaggerate and drum yes bad kicking okay well next step is for you both to guess while I look up the Metacritic rating for fighter with it okay I'm gonna say how it got all of the three out of tens I'm gonna say 35 35 I think there was a bit of a bit of that like console launch mania that might have tipped it up into the 40s so I'm gonna say 43 from Mike I'm taking I'm taking notes of the guesses in case we need it for a tiebreaker situation okay but I regret to inform you both that you are way off and it got a mere 23% you are too generous yeah comments the problem I've identified is that the game was bad top review by the way the top review on Metacritic is from digital chumps this is the best review for fighter within is a 64% and says fighter within has plenty of shortcomings but more importantly I'm having a lot of fun you see the problem there is when they're chumps the only people who like okay well buy your best mates game chumps defy your best mate despite your best friends let's go roaring on with this contest and I think it's Andy's back to you again because Mike is know one of his 10 games with fighter within that one off because if Andy it had a 23 in there and I hadn't also out of 23 team I started very poorly yeah only downhill from here haha right my next right give us a flavor okay so it's a shooter and that's okay yes it's a shooter you play a US government in and around Washington DC okay okay that's a different game which I don't have that was on the PSD I think it's real that's not a real game that's never really service is the first-person shooter in which you play a Secret Service agent and the reason I own it is because I bought a copy of it to capture footage for a video we were doing about Stark a secret service that you get for accidentally shooting the president called the exact opposite of your job nice the best thing about the entire game the problem with that achievement is it happens at the very end of the game so it had to play the entire thing one person that should be an idea how bad this game is that once I got the achievement I didn't retry and shoot the bad guy instead he went AC ten seconds this is also but this is also bad for me though because none of the reviewers will have gotten to the end and gotten our achievement which would have definitely tipped the score up I think that the quality of that achievement alone would have probably added 10 or 20 points to the percentage score I think so but this is bad news me I'm worried I've got me on a service I'm confident this is this is a hot garbage fire game okay in that case what do you think it has on Metacritic as an average of multiple reviews take you get take a stab at it I'm gonna say it's higher than fighter within because it's a 360 game probably expectations were lower and maybe reviewers were seized with a kind of patriotic fervor and they were like I love America the Secret Service you know because you have like global it's got like your video and you know that's that's video game or a bunch of American critics myself giving it a higher balance against a fight in the Lincoln Memorial so I'm gonna I'm gonna save 48 do you know what Andy do you know what delightful news great news okay on Metacritic there is no score yet for Secret Service so there are only three professional reviews the service in the entire world but what I'm gonna do for you is average those three professional reviews which is apparently not Koretz or quorum or whatever for better critic 47 well done well done okay okay good can you believe that there are only three professional reviews in the entire world it should play it came out 2008 right 2009 I believe something like this 2008 Activision Publishing this was the software is not approved endorsed or authorized by the US Secret Service he's like look at him I'm trying to look at him what's his name what is the protagonists name he called steel Rodman he's called Stephen United States [Laughter] Wow okay it nearly got halfway up the hundred percent you know yeah I was expecting Ellen to be a bigger a bigger hitter I think it's really damning that only three people bothered to review it prevailing yeah maybe that is a truly damning indictment of Secret Service the game I tell you what in the chat had anyone heard of Secret Service the gate let us know in the channel of freedoms the hole in the dish it will look like there's a big space worm attacking the White House suddenly it's a men in black game and ten points to this many black game aliens in the White House before the president is it the blood point disk where you can do that in the in the gap make it a little but does anyone have a blood-borne dish and I suspect my disks are all really fun okay I'm seeing in the chatting a lot a lot of nose for people who have never heard of secret service well there's still a possibility that Andy faked the game and made out yeah wrote them all himself to perfectly match his own pretty so secret nobody had heard of it says the chat says mr. Lenny she'll be in the chat okay Mike you're up okay Mike all right I I'm not sure about this one but I saw it my claims and I thought there should be no discussion of the worst games on this channel that does not include aliens colonial Marines I knew this is coming and I don't have a copy of this I don't have a copy of this because it's a bad game and yeah but I this is the one time I regret not owning aliens clear reason for Mike what I'm what I'm relying on obviously I think it's a fairly average shooter but what I'm relying on is like a disappointment factor I think a lot of video game reviewers probably big aliens fans you know so I'm hoping that the level of disappointment that came along with this game caused a sort of snap more hostile judgment by the reviewers of the world but we will find out or or what might have happened is that people played it and they couldn't believe it was as bad as it was so there was a kind of cognitive dissonance where they scored it higher they actually deserved because they were like because they're like I must be good aliens is they remembered the film aliens and thought now I must be thinking about something else yes the other danger was that the backlash against it was like after the kind of review period like a decline of a public backlash but we're getting we're getting a little now in professional professional reviews okay all right well what would you guess Mike if you had to guess it's difficult I think it might be Annie might be high 50s I think might be 58 59 even okay okay I'm worried about this one I'm worried about it it is it is it an unsealed box I see one sealed box oh you've opened it okay all right it's no longer meant well I've got some interesting truly interesting news okay okay not like that other than easier donia no no this isn't getting interested metacritic rates aliens colonial marines as an average of professional reviews forty-eight percent what you mean andy is point five of a percent in the lead oh my god oh my god Wow that's okay this is way comes the lows expecting this this is a very close contest Andy is out in front by which I mean doing worse that makes sense by half a percentage by half a percent I can you can you read us a line from what I certainly can I will give you a choice quote alright um lets me bring you a door might be embarrassing like probably rude I know I didn't this was this was post straight up 50 from machinima who says mister machinima or missus machinima says I haven't been this disappointed in a game in a long long time not only does the campaign Welch on its opportunity to create interesting and additive content in the area's universe but the multiplayer is language broken and laughably frustrating colonial Marines Colonials Marines is it as safe as possible and still can't manage to copy successfully proven ideas like this that disappointment what everyone was hope thing for an alien's game to be good and they were let down and so yeah aliens colonial marines is actually an average middle-of-the-road yeah it's like a six oh seven out of ten but I think people were crushed by what it could have been but this is what I was talking about like looking through the the box of games this was like an exercising like reviewers psychology as much as it was picking bad games there's such a weird exercise to try getting the mindset of like people who review games so yeah there you go Andy what were you gonna say I was gonna say just to clarify for the chat the score the lower the score the better this is a long wait goal yeah more exciting better than gold yeah we've invented a new sport it's already better than gold and you win by having the lower score oh yeah we probably don't need golf anymore now that we've got another game where you score low to win you don't need two games like that so cattle if you want to just if you want to just back it up all right aliens colonial Marines it is alright Game three Game three in this world series of worst game collection and Andy's up to bat on the plate cancel baseball as a little context for this give us a taste yeah okay I when I selected this I thought it was a different game and have no idea if it's any good or not the game the game I've chosen here here's a game called you're in the movies oh oh you're in the movie you're in yeah again you're listen turn on the movies yeah that may be one of its many drawbacks is the fact that his name sounds like you're in movies but it actually what it actually is is a Kinect demonetized for that sorry carry on it's a Kinect game where you play a bunch of film themed mini-games the game I actually thought it was was a game called you stir to where you put yourself into famous movie scenes okay and it doesn't movie karaoke I remember you started my movie karaoke they made your licensed movie scene somehow they had it for a bunch of licensed movie scenes and you didn't act out what you like green screened into it or something yes and it would try and they were trying to raise your backgrounds but it never worked properly so there would be a sort of big formless blob with your face on it I could love it maybe seem like you know like the police station scene from The Terminator where he comes in and then you go we'll be back so that's what this game was but if naturally you're in the movies is a collection of connects minigames where you I don't know like dude movie stuff ride scooters baby bongos all the things you love from movies movies no idea I have no idea if this is gonna be good or not I can't imagine it's any good if I had to guess what would it what would it have straight down the middle 50 interesting okay hmm I'm going for it okay here we are here we are your end of the movies you're in say ah in your movies you apostrophe re in red spots 360 it's actually got 55 on Metacritic kind of high for my purposes but still not great I mean it's obviously not good to know yes so I'm happy that say if this were Gulf that would be you know just a straight shot down the fairway not trying for a need any elaborate nothing fan to all shots I'm not trying there yeah I'm not trying to get too close to the green just fine distinction vindicated by the euro game a review our good friends at Eurogamer they gave they gave this 2 out of 10 or 20 pounds yes would you like a quote and you're in the movies by anymore people don't live in movie studios they live in houses and flats that are lit for comfort not to fulfill the technical requirements of an aging webcam if you really want to put yourself and your friends on TV leave this failed experiment on the shelf put the money towards a digital camcorder instead the Game three Game three from the mic meanwhile in the me oh that was the game oh but maybe you so is good and you've just made the biggest mistake of your life like a baby maybe but I'm prepared yourself I like art yeah any minute this is how I know doc could be in the matrix wait I don't know why I'm talking this up yeah matrix is good I should get an extra ten points for being wait what's the worst film you can be in in it they're all gay got them all listed yeah 300 American Pie angels and demons that Dan Brown thing Animal House apologies may afford how do i since movie scenes maybe I should have gotten you maybe they just thought no one would bother prosecuting them anyway blow the lid are we gonna play the lid off this scam and suddenly new stars gonna be sued by every movie so I assure you is gonna break down the door of mic channels house it's got only its goal the logos of the studios like not even Netflix can get all the studio's to Griffin in the same place at once so these guys managed it really how is this possible maybe it's gonna score any well the movies versus you star to the movies okay more urine you're in the movies but I'm drinking in the movies you start you in the movies that's not in the movies come on you started there was there was just bit trivia before we go into it there was one that allowed you to be in MTV reality shows there's like a sequel to this but I don't have a couple of art that was gonna definitely score worse than you star - yeah it's called you're in the real world um cap also if people are interested I actually bought this I bought this within the last six months I bought this home within the last six month why because we were you know we did a movie night at PAX West and we did Super Mario Brothers movie there was a time when we were worried we weren't gonna be able to get the rights to any movies for that thing and we'd advertise it as the outside exports movie night and so my backup plan was to take an Xbox Kinect and you star in the movies and just have us reenact awfully like hosi star in the movies you start to do in the movie instead of contravening the copyright nor on one movie you thought you've got a copyright law on like 25 movies yeah yeah they call it so they can't all sue me double jeopardy Jane it's like now yeah avoid jamming signals latest yeah jump around there like the terminators lawyers bus on the screen alright let's go and get that year in movie game okay go on then do I have to guess fantastic news yeah go on then guess what do you think no no no well I think I think it's gonna be these boots around in the 30s mid 30s 36 you do not like this game I'm afraid to tell you Mike that it's actually it is better than that it is 50% according to Metacritic which puts it right in the middle and it makes it slightly worse though then you're in the movies yeah it's like you better it slightly worse so only Mike is fully in front now only better for meet Mike Westar okay so Mikey's pulling ahead in the contest for worst game collection because if you start ooh is worse somehow than minigame collection you're in URIs I can't find you I knew you star two would be low which is why I chose you in the movies cuz I thought Newsies 13 you thought it was a little video game you've not played it though right you somehow own it but you've never played it what you're in the movies yeah yeah yeah played it played it everyone remember now alright cuz yeah once I chosen the games I had a little of three so I had things to say about them and you realized your grave error yeah what did you keep it because I've got a 800 game game wallet something if I got to put some games in there you're in the movies isn't even a Kinect game is it it's there it was for the little Xbox already honey webcam yeah yeah oh there I know that's the PlayStation one it's just called I don't know hey guys guys guys guys guys what do you think do you think you're in the movies came out [Laughter] all right I'm gonna ask No all right okay moving on game for Game four of the World Series of worst game challenge okay and Andy's up to bat right well it's your move grand champ right you might start to notice a pattern emerging with my next oh okay what I've chosen here is a game that I literally have no recollection of or playing okay I don't know what it is I looked at some screenshots of it I'm pretty sure I've never played it but I confidently feel that it's bad okay and I can tell you now that it is the game kungfu high-impact for late it's a kind of no game for the Kinect okay you came out in 2011 this seemed like it might be a big hitter yeah by virtual air guitar virtual air guitar company oi air guitar company oil memory um did it like take your image and like project you into a fighting game well like I said like oh you're in it's a bit Laurium just Jane please stop talking about you're in them yeah you're it's like you're a Mortal Kombat digitized person stinker isn't it I reckon it's total garbage but I'm I'm excited Andy's professional diagnosis is total garbage and metacritic doesn't wake up you guys you guessed it I haven't yeah what do you think I'm gonna say in the forties 48 48 I 14 say hi 40 speaking in imitating maybe the reviewer sat down and was like you know what I've never played a game before where I was digitizing to a side scrolling beat or just imagine ever play the game before I've never do it was their first day on the job they were had this crap because that's what oh my god it's some kind of video game okay there was a man frozen in an ice here and then they internship look at this and he was blown away um okay actually actually actually Andy the Metascore for consume high-impact is 56 what I know really quite good Mike guess what your former employer official official Xbox Magazine gave it I may have reviewed this game when did it come out did you say 2011 should we find out might actually review this game himself I was on staff I can I can probably find out for you no no no I'm gonna find out I can find out from here I can read the following so you'll find out they took all the regional by lines you give me a moment read the quote anyway no um I'll try to read the quote and Mike can search yes databanks and find out what irony actually the official Xbox Magazine reviewer so 2011 30 jokes about toilets gave boiler value okay imagine that Mike wrote this because we don't know for sure that he didn't write this all those years ago value is also a question as the game's campaign spans less than two hours and even with survival stages in a quirky bonus where you can fight up to four friends who plug in controllers this hardly feels like a forty dollar game but if you're willing to show up for it and deal with the control clubs and brevity pump you high impact serves up some good dumb fun and that is a 60 percent or six out of ten from its $40 it will have been from the u.s. the u.s. of course yes so it will not be a Mike how you gonna give a two-hour long game that isn't fun a 6000 well you can ask the American magazine team of this is empty consumer so wait did they take they check the reviews off our XM on the website yeah radar now everything I wrote for the for the four years that I was there or whatever has gone like filed away in your safety banks do you yeah I keep all my game but of course I've got copies of all the magazines of course I don't thanks Mike's mom buy ingredients that we are eventually going to end up on a game that where there is a Metacritic reviews that I wrote okay all right well in that case let's move on to Mike's fourth game let's see what it is and whether it's better or worse than kung fu high impact okay just a bit of context for this one I love this game I absolutely adore what I think it's why brilliant and amazing framing are you trying to pull Jenna and but what I'm hoping is that the reviewers didn't really get it that's what I'm hoping so the game is you think effective in game reviewers Mike yes this move but but you've got it you gotta go for the risky moves if you go to win is Earth Defense Force 2017 which is like objectively not a very good game but has like buckets of charm so it depends whether the reviewers recognize that and I think we said one of the first ones that was released in the West who certainly the first one on the 360 so I'm hoping the reviews just didn't get it and were like what is this garbage and gave it bad reviews but I love it I think it's great and everyone's play why do you think it's great it's just hilarious it's got really bad animation game played it it's a third-person shooter where you are dropped into areas of the city and you are attacked by like stock models of ants and spiders and things like that and aliens and it's just there's very little actual animation going on the graphics are dreadful performance was awful the voice-over is ridiculous the the the beginning of this game there's these alien ships come down and the news reporters like we've not been able to make contact with the aliens yet but we've dubbed them the ravages you represents ravager in the chat both Swift index and Jeremiah Roberts are chanting EDF yes yes I'm running around your squadron EDF yes it sounds great to me to be honest I would give it a 10 out of 10 I love the Defense Force so it might be one of those mom I games you better hope I love it to you I love a tubular I can show you what they I can show you what the giant ant looks like but you know it's a bit blurry but there's a giant yeah there you go perfectly in focus oh yeah that's what it looks like I believe you so I'm just hoping that I'm right by against your for no view a psychology more than woman anything else what's your prediction Mike well what's your prediction using psychological techniques well everything's been scoring way higher than we expected it turns out reviewers are quite high and out like six hour tends to absolute hot garbage so I'm gonna adjust my prediction up a bit say 60 to maybe 60 to 62 do you reckon okay well let me tell you Mike the Metacritic has averaged professional reviews and come out with a very nice 69 hi Defense Force 2015 we get a nice in the chat least that 69 Metascore 417 I didn't really need that oh yeah in the chamber in the tank Game Critics says the worst 360 game I think I've ever played with nothing to redeem it thanks boss 2017 can't even stack up against the recent Burger King games and those were little better than mini games on a disc that's another strong regret yeah imagine that would be fun yeah they're wrong about it obviously the F does have many redeeming features and that's why people love it but yeah I was hoping for more reviews like that and fear of the it's charming and hilarious and I love shooting ends I love eating ants yeah they should have called it yeah they should what what was that what was the quote from the highest what did was the highest score DDF go oh let me tell you the best review for EDF 2017 was from gaming age and gaming age rights whether or not you dig the Edward production values it's hard to deny the massive amounts of action adventure and mind-boggling fun that can be had in the foot building campaign and that was a 91% or equivocal the game yeah that's gonna be the highest score of any game in this list guys that guy's mind was boggled so I think we should produce count his score and average the rest had his mind boggled by that is my body was not in a fit state of mind to review below let's get rolling young boggling process he'd been boggled by the refugees i should have been called the bogus right anyway sorry your fifth game we're reaching the halfway point the midway point of this world-class competitions yes worst game collection all right here's an interesting one so although I might fall foul of the fact that sort of big triple-a releases you're only allowed to score them between 6 & 9 because that's how game journalism works but what I saw here is too human to human oh oh I see to my Canadian to human yes there's kind of techno Norse RPG made by Silicon Knights which is a really good game it bankrupted the studio I think it was in development hell for ten years and then they lost a lawsuit to epic over there use of the Unreal Engine yeah and they had to destroy all copies of it this another one you bought for the thing or did you own that you can't buy this anymore I still I've got this from when it first came out Wow ok yeah this is what's up in Eagle this might be illegally owning right now Andie's what team might be coming in they're gonna be rappelling through your skyline I assume you have any second now to Adam and that you burn that copy of two human in front of them yeah I'm a realist SWAT team they're biohazard dead containment team like in revival 3 Chuck well they jump out of the fort night bus presumably but yeah I wonder whether if you are connected to it for his live it downloads a patch that stops just Rick's beginning yeah so I am impatient to local authorities yeah yeah I think one of the reasons why it didn't do well was because it reviewed badly I think okay that was my thing that was my thinking here was that it reviewed very poorly sold badly and then everything fell apart so okay I don't know it's feels this feels like a risky one yeah to human to human is it human enough is it insufficiently human Humanity is what we're reviewing at the moment because I already have the score here it's 6500 okay that's still better than 69 is you're in the human are you sure it would have been better I'm not sure myself I apologize late oh yeah if you are joining us sorry about it as a cybernetic god Balder you get thrust into the midst of an ongoing battle the frenzied resistance of mankind that's the premise there you go alright Mike what you got what you got for the for the fifth game in our series I have a game that is beloved of us because it's so bad it is Resident Evil operation Raccoon City absolute we played this one right I think yeah I may have done yeah together when I was and you were at a XM and Andy was a inside Xbox because again I think it was one of those games where we got about 800 free copies of it because they couldn't give it away yeah my favorite thing about operation Raccoon City is the bit at the end where you can betray Leon Kennedy and kill you just kill him yeah yeah you're given a choice and obviously you meant to be good and having having learned the error of your ways not betray Leon Kennedy I think yeah anyway wait what do you say what on paper it should be brilliant right it's a co-op shooter set in the locations from Resident Evil 2 basically yeah it was but it was so come with zombies and and they really really loved it the characters were dreadful the characters were called vector Specter Hector and director I don't know it's something they had three of their names rhymed with each other yeah the mixer in Hector yeah so I think this is I I think this is definitely like again popular series Resident Evil lie before me haven't been a game for quite a while again this is this is a big game Bo I reckon you're not allowed to score there below six I don't think yeah and it's a guess anyway this is what happens when you build a deck of bad games some of them are risky and I suppose it is risky but I do remember being spectacularly awful yeah well gambled big he down would be a bit they are you gonna say Mike sorry I was gonna say we it was a game it was game we were playing just before we sell outside Xbox right it was like literally around yeah so it was it was very much I got the genesis of this this whole thing oh maybe we should go back and play it operation Raccoon City the one with the zombie elephants I think I'd remember that oh that's the multiplayer one that sums the one that was online and it only really in Japan outbreak oh it was online and you were cursed too full of zombie animals or something like that don't know and unless it did come out in the UK but without the online without the online writer disappointment well well well here's the thing um Metacritic according to the average of several reviews gives a message wave I guess got out ahead of me there thank you I would have guessed 60s actually so hmm because it is a Resident Evil game is an official resident it's not like a bootleg Resident Evil game that they they snuck out without Capcom knowing about disappointment factors yeah sometimes the expectations like the crushed expectations and the thing that really keeps score down it's only like five points better than Secret Service whatever so I take they're comparable games right so we are at the we're at the midway point and we have but half an hour left so I am what I'm gonna do I'm gonna add up and find out how you're doing here at the halfway mark you are going to entertain the crowd and check in with the chat playing the premise of this nonsense in case you hear yes no idea what's going on for anyone joining us late we're doing a worst game challenge to find out who has got the lamest video game collection me or Mike so what we've done through our game collections we picked out what we think are the 10 worst games in there and we're going through and seeing what their scores are on Metacritic and by the end of it the person with the lowest overall score like in golf is the winner / loser because they have the worst game collection exactly that is what we're doing there's a few comments in here someone said that James microphone should be taken away I think because that we reach out some people want us to play sweet monkey cheese they wants us to scream you start a baby do you think YouTube would allow us or we'd be taken off the internet I think we'd be in the end yeah let's rock and Ride also says you have to make some scenes for us Michael Schmidt tipped for urine Crips [Laughter] make a throwaway YouTube channels immediately get copyright strike and take off the internet what you still on twitch there's no rules on twitch Peter Mullins is pleased with you star tune says literal mic drop yeah there you go gentle mandrel says take this for the fund of the new game where you have to score lower and which is better than golf maybe think of a better name than me fair enough well what about your engulf it's not a golf game it's a sport replacement for the sports have got yes J was it you who was saying that mini-golf should be renamed golf and regular golf that's correct Andy I don't know where I got that from probably Twitter but mini-golf is much better than golf it should be renamed golf and regular girl should be called large golf big signals it's bad necessarily become a new mainstream goal because it read agreed I'm sorry hey how are we feeling at the heart great on the field I'm getting on but I've got some bit I've got some big hitters yeah time don't we go off the pitch and eat some orange slices yeah and your coach like rubs your shoulders and gives you a towel I don't know runs in the tank I'm a flame with fiery passion the quality is an amazing so far by amazing I mean like we've found some real stinkers already so yeah it's really a Yankee game second half let's go someone call the cleanup crew because they've left it all on the field and they would you know you're right yes yes that wouldn't get a mop right they score at the half is Andy has a cumulative score 246 and a half point subordinate okay okay now we're going into the lowest score possible to prove who has the trashiest and garbage fire east collection and mike has a cumulative score 242 yes according to Matt four and a half points lower this is as is so close this is yes of course you are neck-and-neck it's all to play drama it's anyone's game at this point yeah right let's go what if you're watching this stream and you think there are people you would like to see the conclusion of this dramatic competition then um yeah feel free to share the stream I think this is way closer than we expected let your friends know yeah things being closer than you would expect my next game okay yes my next game friends is resident evil operation Raccoon City oh my god Oh what an upset oh it's not gonna be happy with that oh no no no no put it on the board do you remember what that low score was it has your memories been shot by 52 yes it was dude that was just a little a little check in there on your short-term memory cuz I know mine is like a sieve at the moment yeah totally fried totally fried operation I can see you there - Andy yeah it's 52 straight out of the gate in the half with 52 he'll be happy with that let's see what you've got there Mike sixth game okay this is a game that I don't remember I mean I sort of remember it existing and I probably played it but it's a cursed game that appeared in my collection one yet I have no idea how it is winter sports the great tournament 2010 winter sports we're esports the great tournament 2010 or maybe it's wearables 2010 the great tournaments how could it be bad you know all the excitement of sports all the excitement of winter combined finally in one I'm hoping at it I'm hoping it's significantly worse than great because if it's great I'm in real trouble what if it turns out that this is the highest reviewed game of all time and you just forgot oh yeah you had a blind spot for it all I remember from it is like a rhythm action figure skating minigame which now I say that sounds brilliant it has it has full online support for gripping multiplayer matches I don't know gripping yeah but you hold yeah the only events you can play online is Griffey okay well I'm gonna look it up while you tell me what it what are the various sports covered in that game well Jane I'm glad you asked cuz as a eight exciting disciplines including snowboard cross freeride skiing downhill skiing I see both types of skiing at downhill all the way you got ski cross country skiing you that's girly right uphill did Wesley Snipes say we're gonna do that the m2 played key ski-flying short-track speedskating biathlon which is the triathlon for people are too lazy to do three events whoa damn bobsled and Figgis is like just enraging by the most physically fit people on the planet you have a bunch of Olympians turn up your house Mike by the javelin you wait we're really gonna grip you he's the one who at once you have guns yeah the girl last year makes the curlers they will eyeball you up and push you down add ice I'm ready for it I'm ready for it I have mm-hmm this just in very serious very hot and spicy issue from the Olympic Committee there are no reviews no it's a great tournament Wow wait not thought not for Xbox there are reviews for other platforms I've been looking okay it depends whether you are happy to allow that to be a thing otherwise the number we've got then otherwise this is zero no otherwise it's 100 because it is so bad no one even bothered to review it that means it's the worst know if there's no if there's no score then that states their maximum possible I'm afraid that's the rules I don't know what to do here this is an unprecedented go with the release for the other box about the game not the platform yeah okay winter sports 2010 the great tournament for the Wii also has no scores yet what's it's like this game is a ghost it's like this game doesn't really exist and yet you hold it in your house are you sure I didn't fall through like a dimensional tear from another universe where it is a real game no its physical it's not phasing in and out of existence it definitely exists I can what I think Andy helped me find a review find a single you wanna review on the Guardian with this game the god you'd reviewed it but that's a real newspaper look at real hands paper what did they get Andy wait before we say Mike are you happy to go with the Guardians review and I respect on sports the great tournament when t ten okay Andy let's hear it what does the guy game give winter sports the great tournament 2010 I'm sorry to tell you it doesn't actually have a score that means low star lemmings zero games GamesRadar has reviewed it okay has a it has a star rating so we can assign a numerical value to this okay it's out of our it's out of five okay two out of five so forth okay so for two percent that seems about right I mean I you know I write none of you know the Pratt you know the pros and the cons yeah yeah pros good snowboarding it's well-meaning and you'll like it if you enjoy being angry yeah cons the living hell of the biathlon only eight events and being angry isn't fun for most of us I quite like being angry but also I want to know about the living hell of the biathlon now I'm driven by curiosity it's knowing that you could have been in the triathlon if you were good enough skiing cross-country to you right now to shake you may you may have the only copy of this video game in existence yeah praise it at all costs it might not exist anywhere else in this universe what's it well I don't know it's crossing the streams but what's it worth on cex okay you find out while I read this comment from beaver 98 who says today is my birthday and I wanted to share in the celebrations with one of my favorite YouTube channels stay healthy my dudes happy birthday beaver 19 birthday today and also for your makeup birthday after all this weird stop this subsided and you get a celebrate with your friends and loved ones as you see fit yes makeup AB a 70 P for cash for this so you could get 70 70 in the entire world marie-helene was his game should win because Mikan and II have these games really I am alright Game seven if this were basketball this would be the clinching final game but it's not basketball it's the new better sport or everything oh you're in okay Andy let's let's hear a little bit about your seventh game okay my seventh game is the I have to assume poorly received reboot of an old 16-bits side-scrolling beat-em-up franchise it's in 3d is it come again yes yeah can might get is it splatterhouse no although that would be oh that's right with the dog no no I don't know it's in fact Golden Axe beast Rider whoa yes rider I mean this game's name came out in 2008 it is the first 3d goldmax game apparently it was boring I guess it's a third-person hack-and-slash game I remember it being poorly received I have a copy of it I don't know if I played it for any more than about 10 minutes good I got bored and turned off but I have to feel like Golden Axe beast rider is not a good game world would be turned upside down I should hope so give me bad but you've got that's trades descriptions if you come that might be why it did so poorly because no beast pro it's a good effusions like being angry corner or can't read any beast in it okay it is Andy for you I've got a tasty 45 mess what I like to see 45 again yeah putting up the 40s all right yes you are yes you are okay Mike what do you got what have you got to say what do we got to play against yeah what you gotta say let's all turn an axe beast rider Gordon behind no I thought I thought winter sports have really helped me there but actually undies come out with something that's a mere five points more I'm gonna have to play I don't know I we played this we played this on outside exporter is a let's play of this game and it is quite history legends of war we played it we all get all three of us gathered around the television to play this game no I think so no you think yeah yeah it's a world war two strategy game where you lead your troops into historical conflicts historically bad hopefully as you battery away from the blood-soaked beaches of Normandy to the war-torn streets of Berlin battle did we fight and Mike when we played this game think we do you remember I think we battled a French farmhouse or something you give a Call of Duty game perhaps are you sure you're a play this with like Andy Sandberg and Jane Austen or something yeah no we played it it's a relic now on our on our YouTube channel from a million years ago so you're saying I can after this dream I can go and watch it and live the memory of days when we had was in control you're gonna have to come in over this game again because it's so forgettable I've no choice but often it how could you forget history to the camera legend a history legends of war Patton let's play history seven years ago one hundred twenty eight thousand people watched it Wow I am apparently not one of them okay okay right you have to say I've immediately forgotten the name even is before history Watson you're in Patton the history of it's urine okay expect to be very simply tell me each word history that legends is the second word legends yeah oh yeah there yeah history legends of war is a bad name and it is a bad game would you like to guess how bad is yes I think 42 : pattern to give it its full name Oh Isaac : pattern yeah you play it you play us general pattern oh you play as it oh okay right fine fine fine well according to Metacritic the average over several professional reviews is 51 Metascore for history legends of war Patton raised your slender leaves I know this is this remains extremely close I'm really gonna I'm genuinely gonna go watch this video afterwards cuz it's one of those videos I have no memory of making no memory of playing and it was in 2012 so I guess it was eight years ago this must be right when we started the channel yeah okay 120,000 satisfied customers those somes have been a graduated where they all satisfy you don't know that they could have all hated it let's assume they were that video game reason we don't have a hundred twenty thousand more subscribers none of them subscribe hey they stay on subscribes we're in the the homestretch of this sports analogy and let's see what Andy has the game eights of this worst game competition I start breaking out some real trash now so get ready okay let's see okay for the number eight spot is Call of Juarez the cartel oh yeah that's right strong a strong habit from Andy parent yeah happy with that yeah so the Call of Juarez series are traditionally Western games yeah you might remember bound in blood was the one where you play the two brothers Call of Juarez gunslinger is a genuinely good that I would I would recommend to anyone who is missing Red Dead Redemption Call of Juarez gunslingers excellent this was like a modern-day reboot of the series where you play a bunch of DEA agents who are trying to crack down on cartels it was really really bad all the characters are awful and I think it's one of the most racist video games I've ever played I do not remember that that about it I remembered it I remember that it was set in the modern day but the characters like the same it's like a reincarnation of one of the Old West characters right yeah the question is Andy how racist and sexist of video game reviewers because that could be one that could be one invite that question Metacritic cool the game reviews are right behind the by athletes they're all gonna you know that seem in airplane weather all lighting up they're all gonna be baseball bats and brass knuckles mm-hmm mics door I can think if he wants to take a guess but Call of Juarez the cartel I reckon I reckon is 360 essentially I reckon is 50 III Mike loves it I love it yeah I'm just saying I believe what is it about it you love Mike is it the horrible crazy orange the cartel so much well according to the average of a bunch of professional reviews it is a Metascore of 47 yeah oh it's bad it's bad it is trash well done we can scientifically concur that this is hot garbage well done well done - Andy there and a comic way yeah good this is good play William says huge thank you for the content and especially now this is great sub since the gang now lifts who could refuse cut yeah that is mine thank you your game spell dance yeah Mike you gotta hope that the biathletes and the game's reviewers start fighting amongst themselves that's like can you imagine why hilarious fight that would be but I still have the skis on and be amazing well well it's your go now Mike let's see what you got I would say off the ones I've got here this is the riskiest like oh I know I know oh it's like it's like shooting a three point at three points okay I'm going for a three basket or as they call them the best basketball yeah dreams see if you can recognize it in the back of the can you recognize it from the back of the box oh no I think I know what that is because I recognize the polaroid pictures is it deadly premonition it is deadly I think the game that January has ten out of ten written on the front of it why have I made that to you sir have I made a terribly that's gonna interact that's gonna drag the average up sir is yeah yeah risky risky move there yeah I think most people are gonna land in the middle because they don't know what to make of it and then that yeah I'm gonna Jack it right out you've got a free you've pretty got a pretty cute synopsis what is deadly premonition how would you describe definition if you were shaken awake I described it in a video as deadly premonition is what you would get if someone shook you awake in the middle of the night and screamed at you to describe twin peaks and then made a game based on your terrified ramblings yeah yeah which i think is a pretty succinctly anchor i love every premonition I played it I didn't finish it because it is paced so badly and weirdly but what I played of it I enjoyed I can't it hey the best worst game but like the room is the best worst finally fathom they printed the better score in the front it's 15 we can carry on is that still in the cellophane bike when you played premonition sealed is sway play it maybe can we all remember doubt that there is a deadly premonition - on the way right yes incoming imminent I think is can be I think it's we 50s but the error I may have made is it might be one of those games that got a staggered release and people were kind of going bonkers over it over the Japanese version and then when the translation came out they were already primed to like it so I may have misplayed this but I think 55 or something like that like you're saying you may have underestimated like the cultural impact of it yeah it may have had early gave it a 10 out of 10 his opinion sterling I think so it is it worth 17 according to me Wow and he's dangerously high a dangerous wait wait wait wait sorry sorry sorry sorry wait that is the switch version let me rewind let me rewind oh let me premonition Xbox and it is 68 very slightly lower on the original Xbox better than yes but not as good as many other numbers lower than a 68 well well well well how you feeling how you feeling Andy let me take 20 cents feeling good feeling strong anything left in the tank I've got it all left in the tank I've got it won this coach put me in I'm ready yeah good hustle let's let's get out there sure sure trust you to deliver to game nine clearly - laughs all to play four games remain convened remain an ultimate game yes you right now what is it show us oh it's here the time has come I throw it and here it is Andy's nervous about the big the big bad guns can you see it forever it's a DNS noon I should have been a DNR if you ask me hey did you reduce game already [Music] anyone wants to hire me to review evening forever now I will do it and all rights should have been Deanna it's a legendary disappointing gaps on par with aliens colonial marines for its long history and inevitable we're not inevitable but eventual disappointment I mean I played this well and it was I mean obviously it's one of the worst games of all time it was in development hell forever the character of Jeannie cam is the absolute worst massively objectionable yeah it just doesn't work in like 20 women whenever it came out the year it came out I was thinking about this the only way the only way that you Nukem Forever would have worked as a character when it came out was if it was a sort of parody was yeah but everyone know it's like he's the same and everyone else is just like you're terrible and we hate you and he's like I don't understand I'm awesome and then the game is sort him learning but he's a terrible garbage person yeah and overcoming it in a way that is good whereas in Dunican forever he's just the worst person ever and everyone thinks he's brilliant so yeah terrible story and Duke is bad the references in the game were all super dated because it was like in development hell for 20 years or something it's not fun and I had terrible driving sections so they here's the thing though I remember Randy Pitchford saying that the gem boy he said about the graph for review scores since I'm realizing about it yeah yeah but what he said about it and I won't repeat it did imply that the were some people who scored it high like quite highly as well so many yeah without getting graphic he implied there were two separate bell curves if you were to plot the scores of his video game on a graph she'sa Belton's Wow like he's coming for everyone right daddy kinetic a line behind the biathletes doesn't care okay well well well well what do you think it has as an average given the the bell curve distribution the dual bell curve distribution or scores I'm hoping for T but I'm thinking it's probably in the 50s so 53 well Morris I'm serious what's curious and mike says 60 something but curious it is actually cooking in on 360 as 49 yeah alright but it also it also backs up the dual bell curve distribution failure because if you had two symmetrical bell curves then the average would land between the two bell curves and a sort of numerical cleavage you maybe don't encourage encourage hike in the center right in the center down the middle he's Steve from the bath lease now he's gonna break it over your head I had a copy of this but I decided not to play it so did not say it maybe I usually I made a terrible mistake yeah hmm I feel like I know what one of your games might get a pen you can't roll with the poo as well I didn't like that yeah I have my standards you can do I could do that in half life Alex as well so clearly half like Alex and Gina can forever are of equivalent quality I'd say they're opposite sides of the same coin yeah I do what one of Mike's final games is and I'm dreading it coming up so and it's coming out now or not is this game the ninth game for me is black water which is a Kinect game where you play as only a truly objectionable private military corporation oh the legends were true it exists and the keyboard is gonna this is gonna win this is also better with Kinect sensor no synchronization put away those guns citizen never face one its back mr. president oh the rain is so hard um what was it gonna say okay if someone doesn't know what I'm black what's the name of the game black caucus important so black water in the name of a real life private military corporation that were heavily criticized for profiteering off the back of the Iraq war ii so I feel like let's make a game not only eunice existed but it's gotta be strong no no is it definitely gonna be a bad game almost certainly I've never played it again it's sealed seals marlis it'd definitely be a bad game I think a lot of reviewers will have taken issue with just the existence of a game called Blackwater and probably with very good reason so fingers crossed should read about blackboard to founder Erik Prince some time by the way is a terrible person he's ridiculous and the story is bonkers and it's fascinating okay hmm well there's a recommendation from Andy and I am currently looking at the meta score for Blackwater on xbox please low 40s I think okay well I've got some really quite excellent news for you you're gonna be very happy Mike it is 37 - seven yeah generally unfavorable reviews like almost to the touch it's so so hot garbage yes originally I came again UK did you review this no you wouldn't review this this probably came out too late I don't like what what year was it what year was it 2012 so January January 2012 this could have been one of Mike's own reviews but Mike doesn't remember whether he reviewed this game read Allinol read out the coin oh okay so this from official Xbox Magazine on rails action for the morally oblivious page 100 of official Xbox Magazine January wait let me have a look I might be able to work out do you have the copy of the magazine to hand no they're all at my mom's place oh oh yeah you said they're all taking up the guestroom space at your mom's okay so Mike's gonna check his data banks it's gonna check his records to see whether he was the actual reviewer yeah all right it doesn't give you a link to them to the full review of it maybe because guess what the actual school was on official Xbox Magazine given that it was a kid well I can see it from me it's seven oh of course you can surely they very good gave it a 17 there is no way that was better location too far honestly don't remember planes there probably wasn't me but all that GamesRadar 10 review is Blackwater to have a lot of guns so yeah you don't know but then Solis and I've already known okay right we are we are so close we are the worst news I could have received the worst possible news myk's myk's out Blackwater ok game is gonna be so oh no I don't know what Mike's final game is gonna be I really I'm really curious I'm pretty confident and annuities okay well let's um it's a game I don't have a Gumby otherwise I deflate it alright my final game final game from Andy for today it's all to play for this one's for all the cookies okay I bet ya I feel it's strong but I don't know if it's enough to put me back in a winning position and the game in question yes Terminator Salvation this was the time game for the bad movie yeah Christian Bale was Arabian refuse to be in this game we should give you some idea it was made by a movie I think I reviewed this one and it was quite bad but not it was made by grin who are the guys you made at the same time they were making the official game of wanted and they made that Bionic Commando remake for Capcom surf's isn't it if there's a 360 magazine UK review of this it may well have been me okay well like I played this and I remember there being only like three kinds of enemy and yeah being like a much much worse Gears of War and just being a generally bad game it was poor it was poor and maybe my own it maybe my own bad score it cost passed my ass back to ruin my chances yeah okay Terminator Salvation we played it terminator game recently it was yeah it was not breathe wasn't great but not nearly as bad as this one no on the Mega Drive beside the only one with Linda Hamilton in it from from when their movie actually came out yes okay I'm looking at it I'm looking at it maybe you can tell I mean maybe you can't read the number of my face but it is under guess the number yet have you been I said in the forties 47 in the footwell 47 Andy you're so close because it is in fact 48 oh good golly but it's no 36 solid results it's not 30 37 okay so I'm gonna I'm gonna tally up these numbers after Mike gives us his final game but my suspicion is this could make it or break it for Mike how Andy seems to know what it is yeah he knows he knows it's the it's the the ace in the hole for me I'm just gonna have a look at tonight's salvation to see if I reviewed it yeah we reviewed it if I review I'm pretty sure I read it for extending case whether the review is listed 50 critic reviews Wow so say it must be in there somewhere okay I'm gonna read my comments one Mike look through his his databanks okay there are actually a few people in the comments who are are you suspect now they're looking at it are correctly guessing what this final game is gonna be and I hadn't yeah there we go yeah yeah if you would like a spoiler than perhaps check the chat because I strongly suspect that the chat has hit the nail on the head with Mike's final game here there's some chanting that's quite a lot of chanting going on yeah okay I did I did review it I gave it I gave it a 40 so thanks Mike anyway did time and your soul it there time to play my final game can I guess I go yeah you can is it right to hell retribution well let me just read you the tagline two fists two wheels no rules it's why retribution Scott the score Andy Scott the scoring 3 the score read it and weep I can't read it it's too small says once then that's not the store stop lying that's just 1% of fighting bikers ok I don't know why it has 1% on it but he's right out retribution it is a fantastically bad game I do not own a copy of this extremely awkward sex sequences and bad bike riding bits of bad fighting bits and bad everything really see honest also a game we've played on this channel yeah I do this one with you Mike yeah there is channel of airplane ride to hell retribution I think you know when something really bad happens and you sort of only partly remember it I think yeah it's brief snapshot Civ yes yeah haunting haunting vision of right the hell retribution okay well I'm gonna go and check what the score is okay so I think 30s I'm gonna say 30 to 32 come on please please okay sir Andy um did you ever own a copy of this game and did you get rid of it you never never played it why would you ever get rid of the worst game of all time I saw your let's play obviously yeah it was so so bad I'm ready to accept I'm stoic now okay I'm gonna read you three quotes from the aggregated reviews and then I'm going to give you the score okay the score okay don't play ride to hell retribution don't think about playing it don't think about thinking about playing it so that it even exists and continue your life as though it never did that's from that that's from egm everybody so a big applause showboating with their four five five out of a hundred score they're whining to it well I mean it's a five on Metacritic recorded as a pyro Metacritic so is the equivalent to five out of 100 or whatever maybe point five out of ten we can be 50 out of a thousand it could have been that another query failed project that should have been distracting okay yeah and let's leave it with Drake's own words Jake I assume is the protagonist in this thank you Jane of course how could you forget no he's called Ryan to hell that's his name okay let's leave it with Jake's own words spoken as if holding up a mirror to his own life swear to God I'd rather be polishing boots than sit through this crap remember I think it's 18 I assume because to sell it to a child would be child abuse because it's so bad strap in everybody it is please hold on to your seats it is 19 on the Xbox 360 yeah sorry but I think that may have won it I think but my channel obviously we're gonna hear it's an independent inquiry like spies into the disc dislike mash your hands into the keyboard ride to hell retribution just roll your face across the keyboard and just smear it across the okay I'm sure this numbers cursed you I mean you might say as you have been the most hurt by road to hell retribution have suffered most can we can we get an estimate Chapman get an F in the chat for me was it death by right I'm enjoying seeing everyone roll their faces across the keyboard well he did the spam filters like really struggling with all this sorry spam filter I think it's quite amusing and I'm gonna do some numbers you check the chat although it's mostly EPS at the moment so it's mostly a bit of being held for review now sorry Jeff thanks for having this dream job oh yes sorry producer John is in the chat sorry producer John we made your life very difficult with them all the nonsense oh dear Issac Timmons says this stream who's been hilarious Mac ooh 270 says the loser of this should have to make a stream series for the worst game of the bunch well Andy I could post you ride to hell retribution if you like I'm not playing right to hell writers ruin my life Helen a says didn't have this delightful stream Thomas Ford it says oh my god I actually watched your guys play - of history legends of war and I had no idea until I looked just now and YouTube said hope viewed it as something outside extra says it's Ellen modding sorry Ellen Ellen sorry Ellen sorry Ellen for Miss and buying it - man yeah big moderation - John and also for the S I apologize there you go well they should have called it urine hell yeah amazing I'm new yeah give me some more chat some media Danny Diaz just tipped for John and Ellen modding the chat so that that drink gets to to those guys Chris Pine says is nobody gonna mention rain vampire the controls net game wore off I'm never rainbow rain vampire rain it was a like a survival horror game for them 360 I think all right Peter Mullan says winter sports the great tournament whatever it was called is Fort Worth 40 pounds on Amazon sell sell sell so that's me sorted for looking up how much right to hell retribution is worth on a popular reselling so it's 20 pence Mike Wow oh if you had the PC version you could get one heads for it okay I don't support Lee numbers oh no no carry on I woulda hit the comment I wanna hear the comment Nathan Williamson says we should play pummel party together it's on Steam and it's like a violent mario party mario party matches are already violent now oh yeah we start screaming we all have it we all have a big punch up and also tiara Bahama says gonna get birthday IOU for my girlfriend her name is Tamara and she spent a 21st in quarantine that sucks and also our lizard Bobby Bobby and Lizzie Bruni but yeah have a great makeup birthday today Rehoboth oh yeah around I owe you birthday vouchers for everyone who wants one okay I'll sign them I'll sign them even so surprised not if you bots out a family guy I couldn't find it I do own Family Guy the Game Capture you know when you capture a spider under a glass yeah right and then you slide something like a disc or a piece of cardboard under it yeah and then you go and you you throw the spider oh and you're like do I still want to own this piece of cardboard or disk that has spider touching on it and you go no and then you throw the whole thing out of the window so it got touched by spider and you threw it away is what I'm saying yeah I'm gonna say this is gonna be a crushing defeat for me that right to hell retribution was a real third quarter seventh inning and he'll married um real clutch play buzzer-beating volley I'm surprised and proud that we know so much about sports I think I can work with real sports experts I've got hoop dreams well Andy let's let's see about those who creams shall we alright okay I've sent away of course the numbers I send them to to NASA's supercomputers and they've calculated and matriculated and double-checked and the final score and of course we're aiming for the lowest possible score because we're looking for the worst game possible Andy your final your final final total is four hundred and eighty seven point five what for drilling fire which means that there's on average all of your games were under 50% yeah okay but but and I feel like that is a spoiler having said that Mike your final score is two hundred and fifty seven two 57 that is zombie right 30 and a holiday course well how can you have 200 points less than me oh sorry Abbi I mean not 257 misspoke 450 zone yes I was gonna say right to hell rich man it was minus 19 Andy I'm numbers it was it was 457 to Mike and for an 87 and a half to Andy's myk's myk's 45.7 average just really tracked down by that 19 yeah I thought I thought then we prevent a premonition had ruined it for me because that was nearly a 70 that was nasty yeah well well regulations Mike you have a CEA game collection yeah warm day it's really really starting to pong Mike um I think you should receive all of Andy's ten worst games I had prevent stream them all as a prize yeah oh here's something nice um Jenny Greco's says has donated on behalf of Sammy Manoir whose birthday is in a couple of hours who says I wish I could donate but I'm only 15 well thank you happy birthday to Sammy publicity but also thank you Ranko for donating on also happy makeup birthday for the future yeah this comment from here and marshal he says ride to hell is like a penalty in the 95th minute its metaphors they just keep on coming it was like Mike took a legendary penalty like a day my entire team were disqualified oh you're like you know when he gets you get too many player sent off and they didn't you just forfeit the game yeah exact all my players were sent off the person decency I think we got MVP now obviously MVP to ride to hell retribution what about Miss Congeniality Oh Secret Service yes Secret Service because I love that disc so much can we see it again committee witness for Secret Service the pool you'll go home I mean I'm home I think we're all home but there we go yeah Secret Service man likes to my day ideals there's a lot for America and freedom but again from private military corporations yeah all right that was really fun that was ASMR of all time yes this is better than most sports I think we can all agree right yeah well I mean we know what there's no sports on to compare it to anyway so we've proven there's no need for golf anymore yes welcome everyone yeah thanks for watching everyone what have we got coming up this week everyone well we will have one of our classic list features we are seven things about seven things and then Friday what we do on Friday we haven't actually announced it so this will be an exciting reveal an ADEA announcement if you would like to know yeah we're gonna do we're gonna do a live stream on Friday now we're doing the ox venture streams every other week at the moment this week where we're not playing Dungeons & Dragons but this Friday we are going to level up our characters because it's time to level up and we're gonna do it live on Friday gonna be able to see us roll for our stats and talk through our new abilities and everything Johnny's gonna be joining us and it's gonna be a good time so if you want to see that come along it's gonna be great what time is that on Friday it is actually oh my gosh let me know no no I can I can find out there more things and I will check what time is because I have put it in the car well while we do that Annika Brock says that this stream was the most ridiculous fun thank you for making my mom very glad you enjoyed it oh and Leon ports on I'm sorry don't Leon Brooks is definitely better than biathlon yes of course it is way better by okay 2:00 to 3:30 UK time which would be very early for some people in the states but yeah 2:00 to 3:30 on Friday we will be leveling up our done to the dragon's characters right as as assisted by Johnny key beanie on and guess what friends we're going up to levels so many adventures because we do do them every other week we've got like crazy XP not leveling up we get very confused when we level up because of all the new spells and things yeah it's gonna take some homework I've got to do my homework shopping yeah okay yep but you can out for that and also show of their nearly weekend and all sorts of good stuff yeah you can and I'll be having fun on Friday also so stick around for those folks and we will see you very soon around thank you for watching America is good and congratulations especially to Mike for winning fire lazy well done done that was really good fun yeah it works so well we were so close for so long yeah yeah we pulled ahead at the end and then like oh yeah Andy was up at the half right yeah Andy was yeah yeah oh it was never gonna know there was never gonna be you're never gonna be yeah that was fun um not people jazz for nothing up to level yeah and you were genuine right about the duplicates it was kind of fun to play yeah the same games still here you like what Mike still live sorry [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: outsidexbox

Views: 212,192

Rating: 4.9604692 out of 5

Keywords: outsidexbox, andy farrant, jane douglas, mike channell, metacritic, challenge, worst game, review score, worst review, xbox 360, xbox one, discs, game discs, contest, funny, funny moments, show of the week, sotw, game collection, rotten tomatoes, metacritic score, worst score, metacritic worst games, best worst games, terrible games, bad games, famous bad games, funny bad games

Id: MUTx16rhfwk

Length: 105min 24sec (6324 seconds)

Published: Wed May 20 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/cdskip]

Awesome.

I love the solo livestreams, but Oxbox is at its best when they're all bouncing off of each other, and this format provided that in spades.

This was also great for their failing to turn the mic off at the end, and revealing what they really thought about this latest bit of nonsense: That it was really good fun.

[u/xavier47]

'You're In Golf', the best new real world esport

[u/cooldude5500]

This was hilarious. "Mike drop" indeed.