>>> OH, I LIKE THIS ONE. IT'S SO SOFT >> YEAH. IS IT -- IS IT TOO SOFT? I MEAN, LOOK AT ME I FEEL LIKE GOLDILOCKS >> HI, CAN I HELP YOU FOLKS OUT WITH ANYTHING? >> YEAH, WELL, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MATTRESS BUT WE'RE TORN BETWEEN THESE TWO. >> WELL, IT IS A BIG DECISION. WE DO SPEND A THIRD OF OUR LIVES IN BED >> WOW, THAT IS SO, SO TRUE. HONEY, WHY DON'T WE TRY IT OUT SO WE CAN SEE, LIKE, HOW IT WOULD REALLY FEEL? >> YEAH, YEAH. SOMETIMES I GET HOME LATE FROM WORK AND IT WAKES HER UP >> OH, SURE. WELL, TRY IT OUT, YOU'LL BARELY FEEL ANY MOVEMENT. GO AHEAD >> WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S FINALLY HOME. WHERE WERE YOU >> WELL, DENISE, YOU'RE AWAKE. >> I AM, AND YOU REEK OF VERMOUTH AND WHORES. >> CAN WE NOT DO THIS TONIGHT? >> OH, OH, SO I'M THE PROBLEM? GO TO HELL THIS FEELS GOOD, RIGHT I LOVE IT. >> YES, THIS IS REALLY COMFORTABLE. >> OKAY. >> YEAH, I CAN REALLY PICTURE US ON THIS. >> YEAH. >> GOOD NIGHT, MY LOVE >> GOOD NIGHT. YOU WERE BEING WEIRD AT THE PARTY TONIGHT. >> I WAS HAVING FUN. >> YOU WERE TALKING TO ANDREA! nd ANDREA IS A BITCH >> AM I ON TRIAL, YOU NAGGING SHREW. >> THIS IS NICE. >> HONESTLY, I ALMOST FELL ASLEEP >> NO. YOU GUYS WERE DOING A LITTLE PLAY >> WE JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THE MATTRESS IS PERFECT. >> LIKE YOU SAID, WE SPEND SOME THREE THIRDS IN OUR LIVES IN BED. >> THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID >> HONEY, LET'S TRY THE OTHER ONE. >> RICHARD, NO I'M TIRED. >> EALLY YOU'VE BEEN TIRED FOR A MONTH, DENISE WHATEVER, GOOD NIGHT >> OH, DENISE. OH, YOU ARE DRIVING ME WILD RIGHT NOW. >> RICHARD - >> THIS NIGHTGOWN. >> RICHARD, NO HOT LADY GETS BELT ATTENTION >> YOU'RE DISGUSTING OH, YEAH WE LOVE THIS ONE >> LOVE THIS ONE YEAH, I FEEL LIKE I'M LYING ON A CLOUD. >> SO WHAT DO WE THINK HELLO? YOU GUYS ASLEEP? >> AAHH! THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE HOUSE >> I'LL GET THE GUN! >> WHEN DID YOU PUT BACK THERE >> NO, RICHARD, NOT THAT GUN HERE USE THE KILLING GUN! >> GOOD THINKING, DENISE >> BANG! BANG >> OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED THE INTRUDER YOU PROTECTED ME OH, DAMMIT, I'M SO HORNY FOR YOU. >> YOU COME TO ME. >> YES DO ME LIKE I'M IN ADULT DETENTION. >> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH, ENOUGH, ENOUGH PLEASE, DO YOU WANT TO BUY THIS MATTRESS OR WHAT >> OH, GOD OH, GOD. THE INTRUDER'S STILL ALIVE AND HE HAS YOUR GUN! BANG >> OH! OH, I'M HIT! >> NO, RICHARD >> GOOD-BYE, DENISE. I LOVE YOU >> OH, YOU SAVED ME. BUT I'M SO HORNY OH, BUT MY HUSBAND IS DEAD, HE'S DEAD IN OUR BED FROM SLEEPYTOWN! >> SLEEPYTOWN USA. A BED FOR WIFE, A BED FOR LIFE
