>> NEXT WEEK MARKS THE
ANNIVERSARY OF THE SINKING OF THE TITANIC.
HERE WITH HIS SIDE OF THE STORY IS THE ICEBERG WHO SANK THE
TITANIC. HERE TO EXPLAIN HIS SIDE OF THE
STORY IS THE ICEBERG THAT SANK THE TITANIC.
>> HI, COLIN. THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
THIS IS ALWAYS A REALLY WEIRD TIME OF YEAR FOR ME.
>> I'M SURE. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE.
AND I HAVE TO ASK YOU, WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD THAT
FATEFUL NIGHT? >> THANK YOU FOR THAT QUESTION.
YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO.
I'VE DONE A LOT OF REFLECTING TO TRY TO MOVE PAST IT.
IT'S ONE VERY SMALL PART OF ME BUT THERE'S SO MUCH GOING ON
BENEATH THE SURFACE THAT YOU CAN'T SEE.
>> OH, LIKE AN ICEBERG. YEAH.
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO THE FAMILIES OF THOSE WHO PERISHED
IN THE COLD NORTH ATLANTIC WATERS THAT NIGHT?
>> OKAY, NO, NO, THESE ARE NOT THE QUESTIONS WE DISCUSSED.
THIS ISN'T VERY NICE, COLIN. >> WHAT'S NOT NICE?
>> I'M SORRY. I THINK MY PUBLICIST WAS VERY
CLEAR. WE'RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT THE
SINKING. >> WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE BE
TALKING ABOUT? >> I'M HERE TO PROMOTE MY ALBUM.
>> I'M SORRY, YOU HAVE AN ALBUM? >> YES, IT'S A HYPER-POP, EDM,
NEW DISCO FANTASIA, IT'S CALLED "MUSIC."
>> YOUR ALBUM IS CALLED "MUSIC"? >> YEAH, IT'S FUN, RIGHT?
>> I JUST THINK MOST PEOPLE WOULD RATHER HEAR MORE ABOUT THE
TITANIC, RIGHT? >> OH MY GOD, FINE.
LET'S DO THIS. FIRST OF ALL, YOU CAME TO WHERE
I LIVE AND YOU HIT ME. IT WAS MIDNIGHT, I WAS CHILLING
AND THEN I HEAR THIS IRISH CACOPHONY BEHIND ME.
NOT TO BE OFFENSIVE BUT IT WAS LIKE NA, NA, NA, NA.
I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE.
IT WAS FULL RIVERDANCE IN THE PITCH BLACK AND BEFORE I CAN
TURN AROUND AND BE LIKE, WHAT, HALF MY ASS IS GONE, WHICH WAS
MY BEST FEATURE. AND I'M LITERALLY INJURED BUT
ALL ANYBODY CARES ABOUT IS THAT LIKE 40 OR 50 PEOPLE DIED, OR
HOWEVER MANY. >> LIKE, 1,500 PEOPLE.
>> WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME? YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE MY OPRAH,
COLIN. >> I NEVER SAID THAT.
>> WELL, SOMEONE DID. WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL TALKING
ABOUT THIS? THEY BUMPED INTO ME, WHICH IS
INSANE. SO, WHATEVER.
BUT THEY'RE PLAYING THE VIOLIN AND LIKE YELLING AND THE OLD
PEOPLE ARE SPOONING ON THE BED READY TO DIE.
AND I WAS LIKE WATCHING THIS LIKE OH MY GOD, THEY'RE GOING TO
MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS. >> IT JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU THINK
YOU'RE THE VICTIM HERE. >> EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT ME.
NO ONE'S TALKING ABOUT THE WATER!
WHAT DID THE AUTOPSY SAY? THEY ICEBERGED IT?
NO, THEY DROWNED, BITCH! THAT'S NOT ME, THAT'S WATER BUT
NOBODY'S CANCELLING THE OCEAN. >> YOU AREN'T TAKING ANY
RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS? >> OBVIOUSLY I HATE THE FACT
THAT LIKE 20 OR 30 PEOPLE DIED OR WHATEVER.
>> IT'S 1,500 PEOPLE. >> OKAY, BUT IT'S LIKE HEY,
WHITE STAR LINE, YOU BUILT A BAD BOAT.
IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. THAT'S ON YOU, HONEY.
NOW CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT MY ALBUM?
>> SURE. >> THANK YOU.
I'M REALLY PROUD OF IT. IT'S 12 TRACKS, NO SKIPS, SWEAR
TO GOD. IT'S MY NEW SINGLE, I THINK
YOU'LL LIKE IT, IT'S CALLED "LOVER BOY."
♪♪♪ ♪ COME ON OVER AND
KISS ME BOY ♪ ♪ HOLD MY HAND IN YOUR
BRAND NEW HOUSE ♪ ♪ I KNOW YOU DON'T EVER
WANT TO MISS ME BOY ♪ ♪ SO LET'S WATCH A MOVIE
SPEND A NIGHT ♪ ♪ IN YOUR HOUSE
TOUCH ME WHILE THE ♪ ♪ ROOM IS SPINNING
KISS ME AND LET ME ♪ ♪ EAT SOME DINNER
WINE ME DINE ME ♪ ♪ I HAD AN EARLY LUNCH
AND I'M HUNGRY FOR YOU ♪ ♪ LOVER BOY ♪♪♪
>> THE ICEBERG FROM "TITANIC," EVERYBODY.
>> THAT'S NOT MY NAME. >> FOR WEEKEND UPDATE, I'M
COLIN JOST.
bowen is the goat. happy to see him get the recognition he deserves