>>> HEY, SWEETIE, HOW WAS WORK? >> OH, INCREDIBLE. INCREDIBLE. WE HAD A GREAT MEETING ABOUT SOME EXCITING EMERGING MARKETS WITH GROWTH POTENTIAL. YOU WANT TO HEAR THE DEETS? NO THANKS. BUT LOOK AT WHAT I DID. I PUT UP ALL THE CHRISTMAS CARDS ON THE FRIDGE. LOOKS FESTIVE, RIGHT? >> YEAH. WOW, WE GOT A LOT OF CARDS THIS YEAR. MAN, WE KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE, HUH? >> PEOPLE LIKE ME, YOUR SUPER WHITE, SUPER CHRISTIAN NEIGHBOR HERE ON T BEACH WITH MY PRETTY YET ANNOYING WIFE AND OUR ARMY OF BLOND CHILDREN IN MATCHING WHITE SHIRTS AND JEANS. >> AND YES, THIS IS THE SEVENTH CHRISTMAS CARD IN A ROW I'VE BEEN PREGNANT. I'M NEVER NOT PREGNANT. >> DID SOMEONE USE THE WORDS PREGNANT? BECAUSE I AM TOO. I'M YOUR COUSIN WHOSE MADE PREGNANCY MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY. I STARTED PLANNING THIS CHRISTMAS CARD AS I WAS PEEING ON THE PREGNANCY TEST. >> AND I'M THE HUSBAND WHOSE NAME YOU WILL NEVER LEARN. AS YOU CAN SEE MY EYES, I'M NOT AS INTO THIS CARD CONCEPT AS SHE IS. BUT I WASN'T GIVEN A CHOICE. >> SPEAKING OF COUSINS, I'M YOUR COUSIN FROM WISCONSIN. MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ME AND THIS ANIMAL I KILLED. MAN, EVERYBODY LOOKS SO HAPPY. BUT I DON'T RECOGNIZE HER, THOUGH. >> HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM DR. DONNA WOODS OF SMILE TIME DENTAL PARTNERS. YOU ARE TWO YEARS LATE FOR YOUR SIX-MONTH CLEANING. >> I'LL GO WHEN COVID'S OVER. OH, DID YOU SEE PIERCE AND LEONARD'S CARDS? >> OF COURSE HE DID. IT'S STUNNING. >> STUNNING. >> WHAT ELSE WOULD YOU EXPECT FROM THE WELL-OFF MIDDLE-AGED GAY COUPLE YOUR WIFE IS FRIENDS WITH? AS USUAL, WE'RE DRESSED TO THE NINES AND HOLDING OUR OLD, GROSS LITTLE DOG THAT YOU CANNOT BELIEVE IS STILL ALIVE. >> OH, MY -- OH, MY GOD. THAT RAT OF THEIRS IS STILL ALIVE? HOW? >> SIMPLE. HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN MEDICAL PROCEDURES. THAT'S HOW ALL OF WHICH THE VET PREFACED WITH. I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE GAINING, TWO, THREE MONTHS AT THE MOST. >> WAIT, IS THAT YOUR FRIEND RUTH WITH MILEY CYRUS? ARE THEY FRIENDS? >> NO -- NO, WE ARE NOT, BUT WHAT BETTER WAY TO REMIND YOU THAT I MET A CELEBRITY AT A RESTAURANT 11 MONTHS AGO THAN WITH MY CHRISTMAS CARD? >> THIS WOMAN CAME UP TO MY TABLE AND SAID, "YOU'RE HANNAH MONTANA." AND THEN SHE SAID THAT SHE HATED MY MUSIC. >> I WAS JUST BEING HONEST. IT'S NOT FOR ME. >> SHE ASKED FOR A PHOTO AND IMPLIED IF I DIDN'T TAKE IT, IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS BEING RACIST. >> THAT'S TRUE. I USE THAT A LOT. >> SO, I TOOK THE PICTURE. SO I GUESS MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM MILEY AND -- >> YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME? YOU RACIST! >> MAN, RUTH IS SO COOL. SHE'S FRIENDS WITH FAMOUS PEOPLE. >> BY THE WAY, WHO'S BARBARA JACOBS AGAIN? >> OH, THAT'S ONE OF MY MOM'S FRIENDS. >> HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM ME, YOUR MOM'S SINGLE FRIEND WHO HAS LOOKED 52 YEARS OLD SINCE YOU WERE A BABY. YOU KNOW, THE DRILL. EVERY YEAR MY CHRISTMAS CARD HAS A PICTURE OF ME, ALONE, ON A CRAZY-ASS VACATION. LAST YEAR, I WAS ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN. THIS YEAR, I'M SNORKELING OFF THE COAST OF A VOLCANO. WHAT'S MY DEAL? AM I A LESBIAN? A WEALTHY WIDOW? YOU DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO ASK YOUR MOM, SO YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! >> WAIT, WHO'S THAT IN THE PAJAMAS? >> THAT'S HARPER. WE WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. >> WERE YOU GUYS FRIENDS? >> YEAH. >> NO WE WEREN'T. AND I MADE HER LIFE A LIVING HELL. WHAT'S NEW WITH ME? LET'S SEE. STILL A [ BLEEP ]. STILL RICHER THAN HER AND STILL MARRIED TO MY HANDSOME YET BORING HUSBAND WHO CHEATS ON ME. >> I DO CHEAT ON HER, A LOT. >> WHAT ELSE? OH, MY SON IS 15 NOW. HE'S GROWING INTO A FINE YOUNG INCEL. >> IT'S GIRLS' FAULTS THAT I'M NOT COOL. >> AND IF OUR MATCHING PAJAMAS DON'T MAKE YOU HATE US, FLIP THE CARD OVER FOR A LONG BRAGGY LIST OF WHAT OUR FAMILY DID THIS YEAR. >> SPOILER ALERT, WE MOVED INTO A HUGE HOUSE ON THE LAKE. >> I DON'T LIKE THE LAKE BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WEAR SWIM TRUNKS. AND I'M AT THE PART OF PUBERTY WHERE I LOOK LIKE A NEWBORN GIRAFFE. >> EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK I'M A TACKY FAKE [ BLEEP ], I KNOW THAT MY CHRISTMAS CARDS MAKE YOU JEALOUS, AND I LOVE THAT I STILL HAVE THAT POWER OVER YOU. SO HAPPY HOLIDAYS TAMPON GIRL. THAT'S WHAT I CALLED YOUR WIFE IN HIGH SCHOOL. >> BARBARA SEEMS REAL NICE. HEY, THANKS FOR DOING THIS, BABE. YOU KNOW, I LOVE THAT WE CAN SEE ALL OUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY JUST BY WALKING INTO THE KITCHEN. >> OH, NO. PIERCE AND LEONARD'S DOG IS GOING INTO SURGERY AGAIN. >> THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS FOR OUR BELOVED PABLO. HE NEEDS A NEW SPINE. >> IT'S GOING TO COST $150,000. BUT HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THIS FACE?
My wife and I both said "Truffles??" to each other as soon as we heard the line "holding our gross, old little dog that you cannot believe is still alive."
Cecily Strong and Michael Che are known to watch 90 Day Fiancé. One of my favorite cut for time sketch is based on Cesar. Cut for time - Will Ferrell
Poor truffles 🤣
I tought the same thing! I was like are they referencing Kenny, Armando, and Truffles?
I would imagine so. Bowen Yang was in this skit, and he mentioned in his profile in this year's People's Sexiest Man Alive that he watches 90 Day Fiance when he was describing his typical Sunday winding down after an SNL episode:
"It'll be bacon, egg and cheese from some cute little bagel shop in Brooklyn, or fried dumplings," he says. "And any episode of 90 Day Fiancé because it's so jarring that it literally is sobering. You just feel better about where you're at in life."
Wow i cant believe thats billie eilish. I hardly recognized her wit the wig on. Great skit though!