New Paint - SNL

>>> NOW THIS CHEESE IS A ROQUEFORT AND A LITTLE BIT OF JAM. >> IS IT BENJAMIN MOORE? >> BABY BROTHER, IN THIS HOUSE I ONLY USE FAIR LYNN BALL, IT'S THE HIGH END BRITISH PAINT COMPANY THAT OFFERS UNPARALLELED COLOR. >> OH, NICE. >> EACH OF THEIR 132 COLORS WORK BEAUTIFUL IN NEW HOMES BOTH OLD AND NEW. >> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE SAYING THE WORD COLOR BUT WITH THE "U" IN IT. >> I AM. THAT COLOR ON THE BASEBOARD THERE IS NAMED AFTER THE FOSSILS OFTEN FOUND ON THE DORSETT COAST. THE WALL COLOR IS NAMED AFTER THE SWIRLING BRITISH MISTS. WHAT A COLOR. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY FAIR LYNN BALL. >> MAYBE WE SHOULD. IS IT EXPENSIVE? >> WELL, IT'S PREMIUM. YOU'RE PAYING FOR QUALITY. >> HOW MUCH IS IT, LIKE $50 A GALLON? >> NO, THAT'S CRAZY, IT'S JUST PAINT. >> THIS IS NOT JUST PAINT. IT'S FAIR LYNN BALL. >> HOW MUCH IS IT, BETH? $60? >> IT'S $110 A GALLON. >> WHAT! $110 FOR A CAN OF PAINT, ARE YOU INSANE? >> NO, I'M NOT INSANE. >> HOW MUCH DID IT COST TO PAINT THIS ROOM, $800? >> WELL, YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE SPECIAL PRIMER, THE BRUSHES, FACTOR IN THE SHIPPING AND THE LABOR. >> THEY SHIP THE PAINT? HOW MUCH IS THAT? >> WELL, YOU CAN'T JUST BUY IT ANYWHERE. LOOK AT THE DEPTH OF COLOR. >> YOU CAN'T AFFORD THIS, CHARLOTTE. YOU ARE AN OUT OF WORKDAY BARTENDER. >> WRONG, I'M AN ASPIRING ESTATE MANAGER. >> WHAT IS AN ESTATE MANAGER? >> SHE THINKS SHE'S GOING TO FIND A RICH PERSON AND JUST LIVE IN THEIR HOUSE. YOU ARE LIVING IN A DREAM WORLD AND YOU'VE PAINTED IT IN THAT JACK ASS MILLION DOLLAR PAINT. >> DON'T TOUCH IT! >> YOU CAN'T TOUCH THE PAINT? >> NO. THE FINISH IS DELICATE. ONCE YOU TOUCH IT, IT HAS TO BE REDONE. >> DO YOU HAVE ANY OF THE MONEY MOM LEFT YOU? >> NO. >> NO? >> I DON'T MEAN NO. I MEAN I DON'T KNOW. >> DON'T YOU RENT THIS HOUSE? >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> IT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAINT IT BACK WHATEVER COLOR -- NOW I'M SAYING IT. >> EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN. >> HE JUST WANTS ME TO LIVE IN SQUALOR. >> CAN YOU GUYS ALL KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP A LITTLE. >> WHO IS THIS? >> THIS IS MY FRIEND, JOHNNY. >> ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HIM? >> OF COURSE. WE MET ON FACEBOOK MARKETPLACE. >> JUST A LITTLE QUIET, YOU GUYS. >> OH, MY GOD. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE? >> BETH, WE'RE NOT MAD, JUST A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU. >> OH, DON'T YOU EFFING JUDGE ME RIGHT NOW. >> I KNOW WE HAVEN'T ALWAYS GOTTEN ALONG, BUT WE HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND MUCH BECAUSE OF THE BABY. >> THE BABY'S NOT EVEN HIS. >> WHAT? >> BETH, THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT FAR LYNN BALL. >> I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT FAIR LYNN BALL ANYMORE. I'M TALKING ABOUT HOW THAT BABY HAS YOUR TRAINER'S EYES. >> ARE YOU DRUNK? >> YES! I WAS GOOD FOR THE FIRST COUPLE OF MINUTES BUT YES, I AM DRUNK. NOW TELL HIM. BETH, TELL HIM. LOOK IN HIS EYES. >> NO, NO, HE'S SLEEPING, DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES. >> LOOK AT THE COLOR OF HIS EYES. >> OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD. >> YOU'RE DEAD. >> OH, YOU WANT TO GO, LET'S GO. JUST DON'T BUMP INTO THE PAINT OR YOU'LL RUIN IT. >> GO FOR IT, BETH. >>

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 4,375,778

Rating: 4.8762145 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, kristen stewart, new paint, aidy bryant, beck bennett, ferrell and ball, commercial, s45, s45e5, episode 5, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Kristen Stewart, charlies angels, charlie’s angels, charlies angels 2019, Twilight, Coldplay, Chris Martin, Everyday Life, A Sky Full of Stars, The Scientist, Yellow, Viva La Vida

Id: qtJRJVdUFx4

Length: 4min 17sec (257 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 02 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/JackelSR]

List price of Emerald Urethane sort of makes me cringe at the joke about it being $110 a gallon.

[u/blind-o]

$110/gallon? Let me introduce you to my good friend rexthane

[u/AdmiralTigelle]

You know they blew all the advertising money on Paint Shield...and absolutely no money on hospital field testing. XD

[u/JackelSR]

List price of Emerald Urethane sort of makes me cringe at the joke about it being $110 a gallon.

[u/Xilse]

This is hilarious. Bout to send a district wide email with this video.

[u/[deleted]]

Get a cabinet door and paint one side with like property solutions and the other side with Emerald Urethane.

[u/Sherman-Wilson]

You got to it before me. I was dying the entire time.

[u/sithyeti]

Has no one heard that Cleveland is developing a paint to compete with that shit. Something higher than emerald.