another snl compilation but it's literally just kate mckinnon

look i i ain't really in the ladies but if nothing else is open i'll eat it a taco bell you smell when i'm stuck yes i think i do would you like a tasty mini cafe i said no would you like already had one and i didn't like it its face is so cold did you ever end up watching did you ever end westie are you okay the answer is no i think i think what it is is i stopped going to therapy because i'm really bad on the phone i do too many pauses i told her maybe every other week and then i blocked her number that's right now in a recent study of 100 chickens all but one could identify himself in a mirror so we we didn't got that one his name was dumb dan and now he's a nugget bone appetite what do you mean you don't want to get adopted you want to stay here with me well that was never part of the deal i'm sorry the little ass wife he deserves a pinch that is my nipple and i think you know that i think i know you like it our top story a 4.3 magnitude earthquake rattled downtown sacramento this morning causing some structural damage our own randall fields is in capital plaza randall besides the ground what's shakin over there well lots carol and given the severity of the situation i found that earthquake pun in very poor taste we go now to our men on the inside don jr and eric trump hi laura did you get my valentine pass now once again everything has fallen to me it's always angela make peace with russia angler lend greece five billion dollars angela holds spain's hair back while it pukes what do you mean you think you're pregnant how is that even possible i forgot to don't mention it during the commercial please [Laughter] [Music] i catch here to comment is chancellor angela merkel thank you randall coming up more on the situation downtown where the mayor is scheduled to speak stay with us for action 9 news i'm carol come dungeon [Laughter] [Applause] god i i don't think you had as good a time as we did oh yeah doug yeah [Music] kate kate are you okay [Applause] i'm obviously not if you have less than five guns you're gay in the first debate i i set the table in the second debate i fired up the grill and tonight i feast mama can smoke that chunky white crunch anywhere at the office grocery store and a bathtub in the middle of the road or face down and a big old tire hold me close the german chancellor i'm gonna i gotta say i'm 50. i can stretch and kick and stretch and i'm 50. miss gouldry i have to say i'm such a fan i have all your movies oh and i have no idea who either of us is look at this thread i wrote on prince harry congratulations prince harry on your upcoming nuptials but check it she out your league you look like ed sheeran minus the abilities [Applause] nevertheless [Music] hello is anyone there anna kristoff olaf i'm gay is anyone there i'm sorry oh my god uh bless you god bless you he never has and he never will she starts ramming my knocker like that pardon me sharon she's going you know what you you don't have to read them the nsa hasn't necessarily seen all of them we have a saying in germany they say once the cat is out of the bed you should hold up the cat into public square and shake it until it dies okay here we go party yeah everyone's a party for miss bolivia tonight like a tiger always say come into the jungle it's fine but it's not it's a trap [Applause] wow wow she has a really long tongue hey new york daddy's home you miss me yeah ow salad reverse mortgage we'll take that house now no no penelope it's phytomorphogenesis refrigerator no no no sweetie listen to me it's it's not refrigerator okay say it with me fido fido good morpho morpho genesis jeff bridges no except except except for that french hunk macron but get me some diaphragms [Applause] i think of him and i'm like obama who her is it working am i making you jealous leave michelle this enchanted forest is so disorientable it sure is i don't know whether we're heading north south gay or west did you say gay no i'm not anything you have a fulfilling heterosexual marriage at the age of 18 and i've just spent two whole movies playing with snow both are equal and good and then in frozen three i can just freeze my eggs desire you have the female cat no boy come on she's scream because she wants to be taken i tell her don't say and then when she is attacked she screams even more [Music] okay at night he come to me he looked upon me with his kind dark snake eyes and he said you are blessed cecilia and i thank jesus for everything he's done and he said to me don't worry don't worry don't worry my kittens i'm never gonna give you up never gonna let you down never gonna turn around and retire don't have any new shows in russia yes yo we do no i love game of thrones how do you watch that i have a hbo go password i'm not animal i am no longer pat linhart mother of three i am lester crest and i eat cocaine for breakfast [Applause] he just made his last visit to germany as president and i stole one of his gloves so he would have to come back and get it but apparently he has many gloves chancellor it's okay it's okay it'll be just just cheer up i'm so excited to be here i had some apple slices backstage and they are hitting me like cocaine y'all know i'm not a lesbian but all the ingredients are there what what is the new phrase everyone in new york is saying what is it it's like oh my god you haven't seen hamilton seriously go see hamilton you have to have my friend i hear that everywhere i don't know hello my babies my baby it's good to see you colin black colin hello asha can't be that bad what colon white jay said german chancellor don't the german chancellor don't the german chancellor don't want not unless you've got schnapps on i'm keva i'm married and i'm faithful we got no idea if they really are ballots they might be tortillas we're gonna eat them and see if they're tortillas if my butt blows after i eat it you know that's a tortilla we are politely waiting in line for the bathroom who cares go ahead america just stick your ass over the rail and dump look can i make a confession this is going to come out of left field i am a witch you know my motto used to be hug someone and make an angel smile my new motto is suck it or get shot dead either way you're getting shot dead i gotta say that truly seemed right and then trump tweeted back at you and told you to back off yes but the [ __ ] tagged the wrong to reason near sister your breath it's hot garbage here why don't you pop this little mint what that's an actual bomb oh wow and while we're gathering opinions on what works would you say that my shin beard is working it's working in terms of keeping me a lesbian thank you so much for joining us i'm just going to put it out there loud proud right uh here we go i am game for anything i'm just totally game for anything also i am officially a leslie nielsen fan i just thought you all should know that and now savannah is telling him there's another question but oh no it was just a distraction savannah guthrie has a folding chair from the audience and trump doesn't see it they think celebrities eat babies so their skin can look younger that ain't what it does queens all the blacks live on one street in chicago all on one street i must hear that this morning it's called hell street and they're ron hill street and they're all just killing each other just like i am killing this debate so you're a team [Laughter] and when people say gay and trans people shouldn't be included in civil rights act protections well i wish their parents had used protection yes i put that a woman whose menarche has come will ensnare him leaving me to perish in my loneliness and filth alone alone also lyme disease my name's sheila sovash you can remember that because if you mix up all the letters it spells whole ass vag let's uh let's place our hands on the wheel okay remember how old are my kids ten and two oh oh my dear god teacher fell more oh and i am obsessed with girls the show i just love that show so it's all finally out there that is such a giant weight off of my lesbian chest tis i'm alessandra remember with the thousand-year-old post my great movies this year you guys i love the documentary about eric trump's brain a quiet place

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Length: 14min 8sec (848 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 22 2021