Shrek but it's just weird video games

hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and if you didn't remember you should I don't know why you'd forget this but about two years ago now I said I would become a Shrek exclusive channel when I made a video on trek games and well I kind of forgot until today so that's what we're gonna do I've been waiting on [ __ ] Disney to make this stupid Trek v movie or whatever but it's not coming they're making stupid movies like what was that a Toy Story and Passion of the Christ the animated version and they're not working on DreamWorks Trek the turd wait no Shrek v they've already made Shrek the turd I just kind of repressed it but you know I want Shrek v or I want like an open-world Shrek game made by Rockstar where you could play as like Shrek and Donkey in a kind of satirical look at America I think that would be fun but for now I'm stuck with Wii games so let's jump right in that's not obnoxious at all huh okay new game I like to think this wasn't like a design choice to be quirky this is just the best way they found to animate this stammering what what was that be moving it what I'm immediately done with Shrek I'm just like I want to see the b-movie game I've already played it but I want to see what they have to say about it from the creators of Shrek and Madagascar and the number one kids video game franchise number one children's what why are they talking about Activision like that I don't understand who's flying out into a new world I don't know about you but I feel pretty good right now this is some feel-good music but then I remember I already played this and I hated it oh wait there's a demo no I can't do that to myself again quick demo I already submitted myself to that torture why is my camera so high I'm not that short I swear oh my god it's just such an awful intro alright let's actually play it show time yes show time I've been talking about the thing for faking ages and we've not even started this is good this is feel good - feels like I'm playing the b-movie again though ah fish cool I don't understand what's happening who says the Wii U is underpowered seriously this is impressive I don't know why we ever moved on from the we look it hasn't even started yet okay I love how they always get donkey's voice cuz it's kind of an easier voice to copy but Shrek always just sounds incredibly awkward to even look at him he looks so good what's that face constipation okay I lied they don't always get donkeys voice right well what is going on there time for the Royal but they I'm not going if I could seven-year-olds being dressed up by his parents I'm not going what is going on now wait I have to fight these people what no I thought they worked for me I'm supposed to be the king are great I gotta swing the remote around great I'm gonna knock myself out somehow I bet I love video games what you fight back come on Shrek wait hold on hold on hold on wrist strap respectable it says there is nothing respectable about this either him or me freaking out shaking my hands all over the place what is this okay that's block apparently smash the table Shrek why they're mine it's my own property look I'm a grown adult if I don't want to wear this clothes why don't I just take them off why do I have to throw a hissy fit so it's smashing furniture I don't really know what to expect for this game but I didn't expect this the hell is CY does the second we have to be so confusing [Music] it's like oh yes and this will be to destroy the chandelier lever will hide it in this cupboard that's exactly like me when I was a child parents come over and they're like please behave I just give him an old bitch-slap oh I like that he did it at the same time I did it there I forgot how immersive these games can be see if I actually slap now yeah this feels great it feels like I'm actually partaking in physical violence I have a fairy dust attack let's try that if you dress like this already you're not really helping matters by doing fairy dust the text though are you there's no one left to attack and I attack donkey he doesn't give a [ __ ] it's obviously not that strong press the two of these for ogre power oh my god I don't like allgor power yeah you know I don't think this is canon I don't think Shrek can actually do this I think Fiona's going to be angry I think she's do you destroyed all your own [ __ ] and look at the stadium how am i any money from this is this like insurance and my part taking an insurance fraud in this game God maybe Shrek isn't such a good guy after all here's to be or should I say and I'm friendly praises you no way know that that's me don't worry I'm not in your way I'm assisting you are good now we get into the free roam like platformers side of this game like why why are you attacking me I'm your king I don't understand good now I get to play his bush boots because he just smacks into my head why aren't they attacking me just here trying to throw out my back they're doing nothing about it I just realized that I talked in like five minutes that's really rare shut me up I'm just so immersed in this game I can't help it maybe I'm trying to like actively repress it like as I play it's also possible i'ma go get me a deck chair and one of those drinks with a little umbrella in it we don't have a crew donkey his voice I love it like you can either have so many can voice act or someone who can impersonate Shrike you can't have both you got to make that decision and I think they made the right one House debating what to say that yeah I think it's right even though I kind of love to see him with a different voice maybe a Christopher Walken donkey I'm shreking over here that means I don't like this new reality I've created him you found a colouring book page of King Harald who drew this I hope it was the king himself I mean he is a frog so I mean I could accept that level of drawing it's still better than what I would do I don't understand why don't we have our own ship we're royalty why do we have to literally go steal this guy's ship like I get if we assume they're pirates but still should we really just attack them and take their stuff I don't think that's a very royal thing to do okay I see so instead of having like any button to actually push this it's just walk into it and push it really [ __ ] awkwardly that's fine oh wow is there any benefit to fighting these guys can I just awkwardly run around them I don't know if I even have health yeah I'm just gonna keep running if you guys don't mind I'd rather not partake in this by which I mean partake in the game I I don't want that what the hell is that that didn't stop anything they just said all as they hit me with their oars instead of normally just hitting me with their oars fight it is literally just some old dude with one leg and a place how do I [ __ ] him to go into ogre mode that's more like it beat up this old veteran no what was that oh my god she won't stop swearing hey miss censoring her thank you save my monetization you're gonna be a daddy [Music] [Laughter] stare into the camera very good ten seconds okay as I beat up these locals for no apparent reason I'm starting to think maybe the games don't replicate the amazingness of the movies maybe we should try out the next one I have Shrek Forever After yeah this should be good I think so I think at this stage they dined out all the kinks cuz that's all it was it wasn't that was a bad game it just had kinks so I think in this game everything will be fixed this is a game or even the intro sequence the flyover cameras all Jenkins shuddering this is the part where you're supposed to run away I'm starting to think this game may have been a mistake you see the real him I'm not sure the voice still seems off the control pad okay awesome yeah let's get rid of him her is big puss and boots perfect even shrek is happy it's not him how do I fight okay they've just abandoned motion controls in favor of just tapping a Institute Oh sure is great to be wanted again trust me no one wants you not even me I think I'm done with the way here I think the Wii was not the right console to try out these games because and I prefer the dialogue to who how do i how do we get out of this all right clearly flash games are the answer that's where I'll find a premium shrek quality content look you wants to get dressed for his wedding day maybe my friends donkey and puss know better than me I think everyone does look at that [ __ ] smile oh my god that's something I didn't want to see today it's like his smile wasn't bad enough he's like let me take my shirt off - okay so Fiona's choice is like yo dude wear normal clothes shrek is like I'm going to be Santa for my post thinks the royal stuff which fair enough and donkey thinks yeah let's dress up in this revealing gym clothes okay I'm gonna go with what shrek wants cuz I think it's his wedding day too and he should look how he wants to look oops wrong choice go back and redo all right the gym clothes go back and redo go back and redo it's not all about you Fiona perfect go to the wedding print the picture it just printed like a gazillion copies of I armored car that's all it says on all of them that's such a waste of trees okay I took a screenshot that should do it no I don't know what I'm gonna do with all these I am right calm things should I just put them back into the printer every business letter I send will just have I ever talk on the top that's more like it the fact it's in black and white makes it like 10 times is scary for some reason like that is back in serial killer look at him actually it's probably more like that's something a serial killer would own and I'm gonna put it right there right next to my computer for motivation every day and move on to Shrek and slide the game what is going on use the space bear and control the jump what is it I hate it thanks what the hell is this you failed I don't even know what I was supposed to do well I jumped I hate this one this is nothing like the other one still I don't want to lose their print that [ __ ] there we go I feel like this is more appropriate oh my wall just you failed and then angry Shrek I think if I have this one for motivation like over on my left and then that could motivate me as I make my videos and then this one if it doesn't work out or if I'm not doing enough work in the day I could look at that one what about Swamp a sim horror Shrek what oh this is scary okay give me some day time find the a donkey oh my god oh my god I'm under so much pressure finally onion yeah what the hell is going on find the [ __ ] onions before he gets us save image quick print it before he gets me oh my god I think I think I've been got it legitimately terrifying like legitimately sevens gay I'm okay Wow someone likes spend time making mad that's impressive it's handy because I don't really have a lot of pictures up around my house so this this actually helps a lot for me to decorate my home I like it a lot it's gonna have its own personal kind of touch now it's really made my house a home especially this one I think we've played enough though but I do want to say that this video was sponsored by Shrek 2 turned it is available on DVD the 26th of November 2007 so you're not you're not too late don't worry it's it's out you can buy it on DVD right now probably cheap I hope it's on VHS too I think it would be but yeah we're gonna end it there I hope you enjoyed these Shrek games and I hope you can appreciate now how good the movies out because these games are top caliber games is there 9 out of 10 across the board at least so it says a lot to the movies when you're comparing them to the movies in your thinking these games don't hold up because the movies are selling the bear so damn high the games can't keep up but solid games would recommend them and the movies of course and yeah I hope you enjoyed and I hope I'll see you next time on the next video where maybe we can look at some more Shrek games give any Shrek games you could suggest to me please feel free but for now huh I will say goodbye so thanks for watching and bye for now shadows patrons Brooks dueler Katie and Kyle careless 0 5 11 Casey Valdez Casey Nachman Cedric Serban Celestia Rodriguez Charlie WRX Christian glucose is stored cocoa castella Colin Connor Roland Conya ripburger cross Haven entertainment crow - and Shannon DC direwolf DJ crispy smooth Dora the Explorer II drop dead please drew Schindler eccentric Elijah royal and Elliott left Cena

Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 1,271,931

Rating: 4.9687724 out of 5

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Id: LuMPAn6kYKU

Length: 13min 22sec (802 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 23 2019

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