Making Millions Launching Stuff As Hard As Possible

so the further we launch things the more money we make if that's not a recipe for disaster I don't know what is and maybe the best part is we don't even actually really need to do anything I can just sit here and get rich but I'm not getting rich quick enough so let's upgrade our catapult in fact let's spend all of our 80 upgrading our catapult that should mean we get consistently further launches there we go there's a new record 4.4 dollars so the green arrows are the launch of course this is the launch speed which isn't a surprise to anyone because as you spend money upgrading or catapult it launches further based on Power and speed but now we're making up to five dollars per toss every time I level up this wonderful Monument to humanity I get an orange diamond which means I can get things like increase all income which sounds good because I want to get rich soon and increase experience gain that's gonna help me get to the end quicker and I have one dollar left over reduce the cost of buying items where do these giant things come from oh we're now launching out of the ground our balls have officially gotten bigger and quite a bit bigger so let's spend what little money we have now upgrading those they should make a lot of money also then since we have another 50 something dollars let's add our original catapult a little more value those big balls were all the way up to around 10. so they're making like 11 12 per ball so between the two incomes we're doing well but not well enough we need to continue getting leveled up so we can spend more upgrades we can unlock all of these things I feel like at 10 we might get a nicer bonus so let's uh upgrade our big balls one more time and they're gonna roll just about to level 10 hopefully past it there we go thirteen dollars and we can move the screen to go and see exactly where they landed but look at all those upgrade points okay well we can increase core income for every 10 meters traveled because they're traveling 10 meters pretty frequently uh and then I guess you better increase ballista income for every 10 meters traveled as well I don't know if they're making it 10 meters yet so we better increase that now we're launching paper airplanes and those can go really far they're going as far as 14 and that's got to be worth some money they're worth 15 here okay they're getting about 20 dollars to Lando here which means our money is stacking up because we have three sources of income now but let's see if we can get our basic uh ballista to go 10 meters because we're gonna need that otherwise the upgrades I just got weren't worth it uh it's not ever going to make it to 10 meters it's doing seven and a half now after all those upgrades that's fine let's increase our uh big balls and then our paper airplanes one more time then collect a little bit of money but we already have another eight to spend so let's reduce the cost of buying things and increase the experience gained so now we can buy things just a little cheaper again paper airplanes are gonna make the most because they're Landing the furthest usually once in a while the pilot is drunk and crashes it into the big bowls there's nothing we can do about that though we'll just hope for a good average oh we should probably increase the paper airplane too because we're gonna get a big bonus to income now because they're all making it over 10. so they make 25 now when they land here there's a new record thirty dollars they're not quite making it 20 meters but if I spend another eight of these we'll get some new upgrades so let's just increase all of our income a whole bunch and then maybe experience gained again so we unlock like a javelin thrower um okay there's just a bow and arrow floating in the sky now but I'm okay with that it's not firing a super long ways though I think it has the potential to it just needs a little help and I didn't realize how much money we had there we're suddenly getting pretty rich but how are these darts going they're at least getting over 10 meters now and I think it fires fairly often okay it fires a few arrows at a time they make it anywhere from like 11 to 15 meters I think the big balls in the paper airplanes that we're still making the most money so we're gonna to give them a few upgrades probably actually upgrade the bow to upgraded bow income for every 10 meters traveled so distance are consistently firing over they now get a 40 income bonus so 25 28 yeah they're making 25 30 and that's gonna add up one day we will cross a 20 meter mark for now I'm pretty happy just making lots of money doing this and we're making enough now that I can pretty much consistently upgrade that uh trebuchet pretty much whenever I want that one almost made it 20 meters oh that one did make it 20 meters 81 dollars okay we need to get things past 20 meters if I can get them to consistently make it over here will be really rich really quickly and it looks like we're already getting there that one went all the way up to there so if they're Landing here it takes four of them to pay for their own upgrade and that one went way out there that was a hundred dollars I feel like this would be a good point to go and um grab some coffee and then by the time I'm back I'm going to be rich and caffeinated and you can't get a better combination than that they're almost make it up to 30 meters all right well let's upgrade some of these then I'm gonna go make coffee I'll come back and I'll be wired one hour later okay are we rich yet we're a little bit Rich we have nine thousand dollars to spend so I'm gonna spend one more on my arrows I'm not sure how far they're going or how often they feel like kind of a weak upgrade they do fire two at a time I might be able to coax them over 20 meters let's sacrifice a little bit of our money to see if they can make it no they're Landing way back here 17 18 paper airplanes I need you to make it over 30 meters so they were Landing here now they're getting somewhere uh did that break well that was 28 meters okay that one just went to 30 something meters for some reason okay now they've got their upgrades they're making 200 per plane that feels better that's also just a lot of money 204 dollars per plane so let's also spend some of our upgrade points our many many upgrade points uh making our planes make more money uh I've also unlocked a star book oh it's a Jack In The Box that launches balloons okay uh how far do the balloons go okay they go past 10 meters they don't seem to make it as far as 20 wait actually it was right there wasn't it okay that's actually pretty good we're gonna upgrade the balloons a little bit and we're gonna see where they land because if they can get past oh there it goes that's make it up to 35. so we need to give it some upgrades for their bonuses for making it far enough now they'll make some serious money 200 there uh 134 but every time they're Landing out here two hundred dollars so the balloons and the planes so far are the money makers the base trebuchet does fire a lot if I could get it over 10 meters it would be a big jump up in income oh I actually did it it's hard to see where it lands there's no in-between View but when they do they're earning me I don't know how much money probably Lots wait 18 I I may regret that decision I've had too much coffee to think about things I'm just clicking away at this point the arrows I'm going to upgrade till the upgrade's about a thousand dollars I'm not gonna upgrade them anymore because I just don't feel like they're worth it okay I'm gonna increase all income a little bit just because everything that was gonna make me a little bit more money and they're all working together to make quite a bit like the balloon that popped there made me 300 that made me three hundred dollars so if I upgrade both of them again even more money they're actually getting close to 40 meters on occasion okay that one made it just under 39 and uh yeah with a few upgrades we're gonna make a lot of money the balloon made it 426 dollars for 42 meters I think the balloons have officially taken over from the paper airplanes from being the big earner the paper airplanes still make a lot though so I'm not going to ignore them I will buy more earnings for both of which because they're both very good oh and I'm also going to reduce the cost for buying items uh I think we also unlocked basketballs because naturally that's the next step in this Evolution they're very expensive right away every time we want to upgrade it gives me more launch Force which is probably good I think they launch more every time they touch the ground now so every bounce gives them more money the balloons are getting close to 50 meters now so they're definitely earning some money but let's make sure those basketballs are earning their keep so we're gonna get that much upgrade for them so now when they touch down here it's going to be ten dollars when they touch down next it's going to be considerably more I don't know how much more yet I can't see them Landing here so for now we're going to upgrade the paper airplanes the uh balloons and the basketballs some more because they're making more money than we know what to do with uh I just realized you can have an in-between view uh the arrows take you to one side to the other entirely whereas you can scroll along to see where the basketballs are going they're doing not bad 150 so a couple more upgrades might get them over 30 and then they're gonna make a lot of money as they bounce to here uh upgrade points and stuff are coming along a little bit slower now and we've still got 180 to go but I'm happy because well progress feels good there we go it made it over 30 so that bounces a lot and makes a ton of money along the way suddenly I've got a lot of money to spend so let's upgrade those basketballs at least their earnings the basketballs themselves haven't already upgraded in a while we can give it another 10 000 upgrade so they'll go a little further the final few bounces make a ton of money even those two together were well over three hundred dollars and if you get a good bounce there's 170 plus 270 so 440 ish and that one was 300 plus 300 so that's 600 never know you can make so much money with basketballs and uh we need to keep launching things further to make sure that experience keeps moving so balloons and paper airplanes are making the furthest let's upgrade this paper airplanes with PE time sorry the balloons so hopefully they'll make it past 50. oh is going for it 48 and four tenths there we go we broke 5700 uh I wish we could do that more consistently though the problem is the time we're doing it by the time we're doing it more consistently I've realized we're close to 60 at that point that'll just push it through the 60 and the pattern repeats itself plane upgrades are still pretty cheap so we'll go for some of them uh also the bow and arrow has been really neglected for a while but I think we just leveled up again so we got a whole bunch more upgrade points so let's make sure we're getting rich off basketballs we also just unlocked a firearm which fires wow I think four or five pellets at a time they go quite far all by themselves so we might have a new winner so we're gonna upgrade you for sure we got at least a little bit of a bonus out of it its upgrades are well they start at five thousand dollars so that's not super cheap but it's gonna make so much money back so those pellets went way out there there's 500 I think that they went even further there's 200 to I don't know that had to be about a thousand between five hundred and a thousand per shot so that's gonna pay for the rest of the upgrades fairly quickly I just got another one there we go 211 at the upper end they will go further though yeah there we go 222 to 180 I think okay but let's spend 15 000 on our original catapult I want to see how far that thing can actually go in the end it's consistently landing around here making about 30 dollars per uh ball and it's throwing a lot of balls out so that's great we're gonna do the same thing for the Big Balls here's another 15 000 on those they were Landing here at 17. now they're rolling right through to they're gonna go past 20 so they get a big boost in income at that point even the slow ones are just making it pass so we'll give them one more upgrade then we're gonna upgrade the bow and arrow some more then everyone's more even one of the problems of things Landing out here is they take so long to get here that it's money per second I don't know how worth it it is anymore so let's make sure this firearm is making us lots of money then let's not forget our original catapult it's getting an extra 10 bonus money so thirty dollars per shot no our Garden's gonna be making us tons of money so let's give it two upgrades with thirty thousand dollars now they're firing all the way over to here they're almost hitting 40 meters which is yeah 430 dollars for one of those pellets and there's five of them okay the balloons are annoying me because they're not consistently making it over 50 meters so let's fix that there's forty thousand dollars ish spent on balloon upgrades we had to make it as far as 55 that one jumped all the way up to 59 and change that one went over 60 for a thousand dollars I wonder if far we can go like can we hit a hundred can we hit a thousand can we hit a hundred thousand this is why I shouldn't drink coffee anymore damn I'm pretty Juiced and I can't wait to see what the next one earns me both the basketball and the gun earned me so much money I think the gun is better because all of the pellets land all at the end the basketball has to bounce to where it's going so it starts earning a relatively small amount but we're getting quite a few of the pellets that are earning about 500 each now so it's probably making a few thousand per shot plus we're about to level up so we're gonna see what kind of new toy we have to play with let's spend some on the gun that was basically everything we needed we're gonna do the uh extra 10 for a paper airplane and we have I think it's a wheel that acts kind of like the basketball but it bounces over other things on the ground interesting so every time it bounces it lands it makes money until it doesn't bounce anymore but they naturally roll all the way up here to 3840 which is tons of money for a basic idiot all right well let's give them a few upgrades I don't know what that was 80 to 100 000 worth okay the tires now are going to be rolling consistently further at least I hope they are spent a lot of money on them yet they're going up closely to 50 now uh the first thing they're hitting is a stupid catapult I mean I can't upgrade it more but it's not going to make a huge difference for this thing maybe let's upgrade the balloons a few more times for fifty thousand dollars that way they can consistently make it over 60 that'll make me well over a thousand dollars like that one eleven hundred and one uh 1110 more specifically I think uh let's upgrade the amount of money the tires are making me know that did not unlock the next thing though I need to spend 26 and then 76 so it's still going to be a few levels up to be able to get there uh luckily I am pretty filthy rich so those tires should be making me considerably more money now that's better they're making 300 per hop and once they're making it over 50 meters they're gonna leave me with 700 so let's get more tires and then more guns we're earning a few thousand dollars a second now easy enough and I feel like that's gonna escalate quite a bit from here I think our very hilarious balloons still have the potential to go the furthest at this point so I'm going to continue to work on upgrading them I clicked away for a minute we're left with 130 000 for our effort uh we're almost up to the next level up for more stuff I think it's probably worth upgrading the tires at this point and then the gun with whatever leftover money we have because the tires are bouncing along the way plus they're still making a lot of money when they roll to here and look how far this one's going now every upgrade makes such a big difference that's actually going to set a new record for us and get us eleven hundred dollars and another new record it's not quite at 70 yet but it's getting pretty close plus you're about to level up again so we'll have more points to spend uh so I'm gonna do this carefully because we need well we need 26 Still we need to spend all of our points to get our next upgrade we could make things cheaper to buy but I'd rather increase my experience a little bit and again that we haven't even ate this pen so we can spend the wheel again which apparently got us like a throwing ax uh we can upgrade the wheel for now because it'd be nice if we could consistently make it here for me where it's going to be worthy Fortune twelve hundred dollars per wheel stop here plus whatever it earns along the way uh the axes naturally make it to 42-45 meters so them by themselves is worth a lot and there's multiple being thrown somehow but they go three at a time let's see if we can keep up with some of them this time whoops uh we went too fast but they're going yeah all right well let's spend some money upgrading them even though they don't want to get a multiplier yet but they will eventually as soon as I can increase their income a little bit they'll be making a fortune even at 50 meters and we already made it like 35 of the way through the next level uh it's probably gonna take a few levels to get the final upgrade though because 50 diamonds is still a lot to earn whatever it is I hope we can get us past the 100 meter Mark I'm gonna upgrade the axis two more times that's just gonna give a more uh throwing speed and they're already starting to land up here into the 60s with the tires uh and even further than the balloons I think so the axes are going to be a bigger I could upgrade the gun but I feel like the axis it is a better version of the gun anyway uh because I don't even know where the gun's still way back here I guess the actors aren't that much they're in the same ballpark let's upgrade the gun a little bit I just don't know how many uh of these It's Gonna Get Us per level up but we're about to find out we have zero currently 25 so it's gonna be two more levels so let's get these x uh axes earning us as much as possible we got four left over so I guess we'll just increase the basic ballista but now when the axes land they're getting as many thousands of dollars uh when they make it as far as they can at least upgrades are costing over a hundred thousand dollars at this point so I've got to be careful which ones I pick and choose but I'm just gonna continually click on things that are green because it'll all help eventually I get to sit here and basically play whack-a-mole with the different items as soon as one turns green I click on it and life is good I do all this while drinking coffee and I can tell by the rate these are showing up green that I'm definitely making close to ten thousand dollars a second right now I've had one individual item make it over 70 meters it might have been an ax uh even if it wasn't we're gonna make sure the axes do get there eventually I'm just going to keep upgrading them for 130 000 wait there's a new upgrade from a tire oh the axes made it there too fourteen hundred dollars per ax so let's upgrade those axes some more 130 000 the next upgrade is 160. we legitimately need over a million experience per level up look how far that accent though and the next one went even further that went almost 80 meters so they're making 1500 per ax pretty consistently and we're about to get our next level up so that's gonna give me 26 to spend if I spend 25 of those we get our new item so the first thing I'm going to increase is the ax because that's going to be a big earner for a while now I've got an annoying 11 to spend so let's try and break this up evenly uh paper airplanes it is for an even 11 which has unlocked us a rocket apparently where is the rocket and what does it do there it is so it just kind of flies along kind of like a rocket wood and slowly gets closer to the ground because it's running out of fuel that's probably pretty scary for the people on board but anything for profit am I right I'm sure they have a parachute or a fire extinguisher in there 70 meters so they can make it 70 meters without any extra effort so we're definitely going to upgrade them 73 meters but I need more of these points so what I'm gonna do for now is upgrade the axes two more times basketball once and then I'm going to let things go until we have more upgrade points I'm going to upgrade the rocket so it's uh goes a lot further and makes us more money I've waited very patiently we've leveled up again we've got 27 points to spend plus 1.2 million dollars so the first thing we're gonna do is spend our 27 points upgrading our rocket which now has a 60 boost to its earnings then we get to spend a million dollars on its upgrades to see how far it's gonna go I suspect with the value of it and how hard it was to unlock it's going to be our new money maker so so far they're them without upgrade has been landing at 66 to 71 that wasn't an upgraded one uh this one might be a little bit of an upgraded one but I think it usually takes a few to get the full effect that one made it 86 that one made it even further oh did we break out into we got to 98 that made twenty four hundred dollars oh that one did break a hundred we officially got over 100 and I was so excited I didn't pay attention to the value yeah these ones aren't making it quite as far well actually that one did and three thousand dollars three thousand dollars per rocket but upgrades are four hundred thousand dollars each so they're gonna get expensive we'll upgrade the axes for now I think we got another new record 108. the X's are still making more though I think because they're making five six thousand dollars per toss and they're coming in more frequently another upgrade for about four hundred thousand dollars for the rockets that means within the next two or three we should see them going hopefully past 110. so if I'm reading these stats correctly there should be like a one in six chance for them to get a maximum launch like that thirty three hundred and sixty dollars well I feel like I've accomplished something with my day I'm gonna drink more coffee and play something else now [Music] foreign [Music]

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Published: Sat Apr 23 2022