lucifer, chloe, ella, and dan being a comedic crime solving team

we need to get inside ella's head figure out where she's taking jay if you were her where would you guys go oh uh strip club comic-con uh uh forensics convention strip club dude you already said that why would ella take her brother to a strip club for the pre-buffet who's albert walcott albert almighty wolcott former heavyweight champion of the world three years running okay madison square garden 2015 almighty versus the undefeated josh clemson it's round five the fight's brutal almighty taking hit after hit after hit clemson puts in a massive right hook almighty falls against the ropes and everyone thinks it's over but then oh ladies clemson with another cut like a freight train winston goes down on the canvas it's a knockout the crowd goes wild time out crime scene right sorry the guy who was coming over was obviously going to be monopolized lies exactly who's that you've never heard the mohalla squala uh-uh why he's a rapper monopolize yeah mo monopolize don't apologize don't ask me for my size you appreciate me when i'm in your mother it does nothing huh today is my first day in the district attorney's office as a prosecutor i'm on your side now surprise did you know about this not a claire how did this happen who knows how these things happen so random guess we should get back to the case right right right it's appears well someone needs to hit ignore we'll get it tangle it an x-rated office party leave it to you to steal my thunder huh well much as i'd love to take credit for this daniel officer snake hips is not my doing right make it rain birthday girl this is you yeah i did not see that coming hey what can i say big surprise no package big package by the looks of it well it looks like he was tied down and forced to drink wine for a couple of hours before he was shot so you're saying he was water boredowed wait a second where's lucifer he was decapitated no so obvious your cinder hellion had just plunged a screwdriver into the poor lad when she was interrupted by the chambermaid as she then snuffed out with a bare hand chambermaid who's the killer mrs peacock in the library with a candlestick i love that game looks like she was killed roughly 10 hours ago oh what a coincidence she's been dead almost as long as your dreadful relationship to pierce he broke up actually he broke up with her are you kidding me what about cause of death right well according to the well maybe with ella it's more than just sex maybe it's a little more serious no it's not like those fur i don't know what likes poker dan has a monthly game oh no i love a good gamble count me in okay fine i'll go seeing as i'm the only interesting single person here i think i'm our one shot at catching the killer lucifer we're looking for a guy your point um he's a dude and he's straight was never stopped me before daniel i'm so good at flipping men they call me the skillet oh wow okay it looks like the highest concentration of accelerant was placed well here gracious great balls of fire i mean i've heard of hot pants but this really brings new meaning to the term fire crotch lucifer wait i have more smokey bobbinson weekend at bernie's is running bush oh very good that was actually me by the way so don't tell anyone hey guys dead body all right what have we got and uh party in the back lucifer we are at a crime scene oh that's here i've worn my all japans to work haven't i uh very well i'll go with no i'll go with charlotte but detectives no argument very well but i suggest you go shopping this isn't the kind of place you can attend in pajamas this is ridiculous pajamas what if ella goes to the party that sounds like a great idea oh my god thank you so much for seeing me but you know what i'm so busy todd was the only one with zero social media presents lucifer you could go as todd yeah no no seriously look it looks just like you was all that masturbation finally caught up with your eyesight daniel no one will believe that even if i tell them about a face and body transplant what are you doing detective sending him an email what be pathetic sad sec no wonder you didn't get 10 yet your experiments were as ugly as you are well said detective seriously insulting a serial killer that's an awesome idea thank you also his mask is a bit lame could be much creepier put that in chloe don't send this all right it's not you this is this is it's a rash move that's great i mean what could go wrong right i mean surely this won't force the psycho underground won't cause him to do anything chill out dan come on guys is it really so crazy i mean what if god was one of us just a slob like one of us exactly or just a stranger on a bus my father would never use public transport that song is completely unrealistic what song oh lemon bars your favorite oh man this is amazing who made them uh pierson would you believe that hunk bakes on second thought who needs the empty calories hmm have you had any luck finding him no no luck okay okay well let us know if you do she's lying who's lying your stylist when was the last time you had fun oh well no seriously name three friends you could call right now for a drink and you can't say me your child or the manny divorcing well trust me van is not on my list of drinking buddies ah daniel hey i didn't mean it like that she did it's a psychiatric hospital so the staff didn't want the patients wigging out over the dead body they've been busy moving everyone to a different floor i love the mentally ill it wasn't amused by someone who thinks they're elvis or napoleon or wesley snipes who found the body god ah see stop hammer time she was killed with a hammer come on guys i've been waiting years to do that one someone really popped his cork you know like you guys like the blood's the champagne like when you opened a bottle his neck was the box i got it oh look there's a car you really need a car to know who that's from right for us to enjoy together i mean this must be for someone else no for us to enjoy together the precinct you dan espinoza how dare you hey hey actually uh that's for me oh thanks well this is like old times isn't it let me guess human head or bomb wager anyone oh okay i yeah uh check out diane and mario's text chain correction sext chain oh nothing wrong with inserting a little creativity into throat exercises that is some strong emoji game there but why leave the murder weapon behind maybe whoever did this freaked out and ran we've seen it before oh yes we have from the lowest form of scum on earth like pierce but come on i mean we're all thinking it aren't we anyway we should tell her we can't she'll freak out it'll get in the way of the investigation i really don't think this is a good idea i'm done having your whisper fight ah just make out already and get it over with yeesh i'm gonna find where he planted this mom and when i do ella ella can you defuse it sure you guys i read the file and the demolition charges marco's universe easy as back lucifer you have a job too how do we sober up ella hold this i love you guys that's so bad how about focus what you've been attached to me all day and now that we may have figured out who killed wesley you're just leaving yes well by now the threat to you should have passed but just in case of some family business to attend to all right fine i'll go alone guys like get a room already right what too soon i can't believe you pulled it off diablo we made it back to earth piloting a hijacked space shuttle insane you can say that again dancer a devil in the heavens oh but crime it must be punished samuel the original actor playing diablo is dead not you please can we just give it a bit of a life just set me up for the next line okay next smile just have fun with it another case closed diablo so does that mean i can put my bra back on oh it's not shakespeare is it oh what's going on here you guys are acting out diablo episodes without me well we're trying don't tell him the devil made you do it huh we weren't this here right which is when he attacked victim number three but victim number three had defensive wounds that matched skin flex under the fingernails of number four so i'm thinking duncan dropped the knife okay number four picked it up right attacked number three like this right and then at some point number five got involved and so on and so on until full yoga massacre oh that'll be what the piano is called full yoga massacre 2016. oh very good okay oh you're not suggesting a murderer actually lied about where they were daniel we double checked them okay they're all pretty ironclad oh my gosh of course what the hell ella you're welcome i just saved your life i'm the devil lucifer what are you doing detective it's time is lopez finding you the truth i am the angel who led a rebellion against my father god i was banished to hell afterwards where i ruled as king over the souls of the damned lucifer it all makes sense now damn it i tried to keep a straight face i really did man how how do you stay in character like that oh it is simple really it's all true oh and my brother a menadil he's an angel oh ah does he have wings yeah he does again actually you think uh he can give me a ride this guy you're so funny oh why would you think that i'm not telling the truth miss lopez oh i stopped trying to figure that out years ago i mean hey we all got our quirks right mine is that i'm like actually the devil no judgments guys okay you said it come right away so i came right away you're lucky to remember to put on pants eventually you want to go inside you got to get naked either that or get a warrant fine i'll get a warrant lucifer oh when in rome detective please put some clothes on we are professionals ella see if you can get a warrant from judge vickers bucket list ella is um is ella is uh dan here yet oh ellis minoza called in sick i'm afraid oh didn't look in the mirror again i told him not to do that oh i am so excited for you chloe thank you i on the other hand am very mucho not excited for you i don't want to solve crimes without you come on decker retire is this really how it's gonna end what you're gonna you're gonna take up scrapbooking you're gonna foster cats hmm i'm actually helping lucifer take over the um family business so you're both leaving it's just florida you guys that is so far mm-hmm oh that that's where lucifer's family business is right well we'll be uh um a tad north of uh florida for now let's focus on the case uh did we find out who sent the threatening text mm-hmm odetta watson apparently she's a psychic with an office on highland huh maybe she can uh divine us some clues yeah yeah find out if i'm acquitted of your murder after you abandon me but what is this object who wants it and why and where does our killer by his enormous boots it's all a mystery isn't it a thrilling tangled web of discovery and contradiction that you two are never gonna see because you're running off to stupid alabama she thinks we're going north of florida we're definitely not going there alabama's actually really nice well you wouldn't think that okay everybody let's focus on the killer

Channel: nanite

Views: 1,148,201

Keywords: chloe decker, lucifer morningstar, lucifer and chloe, deckerstar, season 5, season 4, season 3, season 2, season 1, ella lopez, dan espinoza

Id: MroI2t0yes4

Length: 14min 38sec (878 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 05 2021