lucifer (s5b) being a comedy show for 12 minutes

yep you're really here who are you dan this is my dad you know the big man it's god oh oh hi hello hello hello uh uh mr your uh high highness you're you hold i am uh daniel the tech detective daniel espinosa nice to meet you it's uh it's real nice buddy it's real nice to meet you hi hi god i i'm chloe i'm guessing you already know that but here's something that maybe you don't know and respectfully sir you are a terrible father for a while my mom the goddess almighty was inhabiting charlotte's body right yeah and i'm just you know i'm just wondering um was the goddess ever inhabiting charlotte's body while i was inhabiting charlotte's body see i prefer not to talk about this stand but i do believe that there was some um overlap oh way ahead of you i know exactly how to find the killer you do hell yeah see all you have to do is introduce me to all of the suspects and whichever one i'm most attracted to bam that's your killer ella hey i'm at peace with it if i've got a broken picker might as well use it for the greater good right what a tragedy oh i know it's always sad when someone you're talking about the wine aren't you heartbreaking yes i don't want to leave earth until we've all talked well enjoy your eternity here then because there is absolutely no way i am sitting down for anything as absurd or torturous as a family dinner sorry i'm late [Music] i brought souffle you are the mother of my grandchild of course your family smells delicious father you have uh outdone your always divine touch aren't you forgetting something or shouldn't we say grace als say it okay i'd like to thank god for well isn't this great wonderful meal with family [Music] oh pass the chicken i know what you're trying to do but i'm not gonna let you ruin this samuel okay very well my coyote it's michael is it i've been with twins after all fairly certain dad wanted him to rhyme dad i did like the sound of that samuel michael for example dad are you ever going to tell us why hell suddenly doesn't need a warden anymore [Music] i have a good reason huh it's a good reason what that explains it as always super clear thanks pops you have no one to blame but yourself for who you are lucy oh i blame you plenty michael of course you do you petty little children [Music] i mean i mean surely he's way above all those petty human foibles and feelings right you know like um like jealousy or like murderous revenge driven rage whoa that's a some grip yeah maybe we should ah you're hurting me no did you have any grievances with chris no of course not we all loved him we were one big happy family uh we heard otherwise you have from who was it larry of course it was did ted tell you that i have a problem with april huh wait they're both liars looks like we have the numbers consider the vote complete and me god god oh come on i thought there'd be a little some summer flash of lightning maybe what annoyingly arbitrary and inscrutable answer did he give you that i'm perfect just the way i am i made your favorite drink that isn't my favorite drink we'll see it's okay try the coffee yeah what do you think oh a little bitter where'd you get it olivia i picked it up this morning huh single source organic a wonderful farmer right well if it has to be unanimous there's only one way to make that happen get rid of all the opposing votes mom never liked you here you go ella lunchtime how dare you i i don't want him well he's got a motorcycle yeah well motorcycles are unsafe is it a harley uh-huh my mind started picturing things like like really vivid things which car would hit him first which of his bones would shatter the position his body would land on the ground exactly how long it would take him to bleed out detail after detail excellent use of your special talent son one you can't take credit for might i remind you since i know he's self-actualized so yay me yes of course but technically i made you self-actualized so team effort who is more qualified than me good point i ran hell for millennia have any of you run your own kingdom even so much as a taco truck didn't think so some bloody villain daniel oh well if you're going to be cruel about it don't be coming to me for any favors don't worry i won't lucifer uh i need a favor [Music] what's the hell like oh kyle is awesome your pain torture the screams of doomed souls begging for the sweet release of a death that will never come oh you mean for you yeah hell's gonna suck bro dad what are you doing just making myself useful well tightening up fittings replacing washers don't want to float on our hands okay so uh how's this where do i you're gonna pick me up or do i do i just sort okay no okay so just so you know i may pass out or puke heartburn okay i'm ready i can't think of anyone i would trust more with our old home to matakin queen of hell i was thinking as a queen but whatever where were you last night at 8 pm giving a reading to uh programming exec at fox oh good luck with that like like when when dan and i pulverize that gang together it's beautiful i don't care if you die that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me oh my buffalo brothers and sisters that is so sexy not now right of course definitely later it'll be nice to have some a long time just like two hmm son uh and you're dead chloe and my mom ah ready for our double-decker date maybe military school isn't the answer for trixie you know to get her back on the street an hour before she uh ends up you know dan you think our 11 year old daughter is going to hell i know maybe oh my me you

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Id: nt9OJD5fz6A

Length: 12min 29sec (749 seconds)

Published: Sat May 29 2021