the lucifer characters shipping deckerstar

you had a date with chloe that's a big deal lucifer i need to hear about it you know as you're a therapist uh i'm gonna join her because because this is awkward oh personally i'm with you buddy screw that guy take her hey so did you and lucifer finally get over your issues and under the covers for the old no pants dance we sure did wow i'm so sorry decker you know sometimes wait i'm sorry rewind did you just say yes uh-huh omg oh i was so ready to have my decker star dreams crushed again why because it's been one bummer after another with you two i didn't want to get my hopes up what babe remember last week i told you that boy noah keeps saying frenches at me at lunchtime and you said it actually might mean he likes me yes well since you're shot lucifer it must mean you really like him we should tell her no we can't she'll freak out it'll get in the way of the investigation i really don't think this is a good idea i'm done having your whisper fight ah just make out already and get it over with yeesh let it out buddy even though pierce and decker are totally hot together i know change is rough miss lopez please enough thank you lucifer okay you and chloe have this undefined something or other okay that i never really understood it's it's on a whole other plane i was trying to prove that you weren't worthy of him i see what about the other women that you don't think are worthy of him what'd you do to them nothing they are inconsequential you're different he's different when he's with you does that threaten you perhaps at first not anymore it makes me happy i'm glad he found someone he deserves a woman like you in his life have you slept with him yet what see you're different we had sex and then this morning wow wait you guys had sex finally this is wonderful well it was wonderful yes of course it was wow you guys got here fast wait did you guys come together uh no totally unrelated um can i talk to you for a second oh yeah yeah sure okay um so yeah we did oh my god i didn't know you two were a thing i mean i mean i'd hoped but you two bound to go no no we just kissed and then guess what you called so here we are decker do you always answer your phone i just don't want my sex life discussed in the workplace okay so hmm here we go what you've been attached to me all day and now that we may have figured out who killed wesley you're just leaving yes well by now the threat to you should have passed but just in case of some family business to attend to all right fine i'll go alone guys like get a room already right what too soon explain well that can't be him decker lucifer how did you even get this number oh lemon bars your favorite oh man this is amazing tomato uh pierced in would you believe that hunk bakes on second thought who needs the empty calories hmm how is the detective should be fine and what about the two of you so perhaps you should sit okay oh right yeah maybe i should leave you know the third wheel watch out that's where you've been then having sex with the nameless masses oh you know me brother wine women and song just come on run along i don't need a babysitter your cheek says otherwise it turns out bruce lee mid-fly kick wasn't in the artist's repertoire look i had to cut a deal with the detective's offspring so that's who you were with chloe and trixie oh so much for wine women in song technically all of those things were represented when you count the game karaoke lucy there's absolutely nothing wrong with with enjoying a quiet night in i did not say that i enjoyed it yeah right were you working last night uh no i had a little dinner for phil uh lucifer oh so if you weren't working was it like a date with flowers and candles and songs about naked stuff no definitely no it wasn't uh it wasn't a date it it really wasn't then why are your cheeks getting good mommy my cheeks aren't getting ready he really does love this place doesn't he yeah this place [Music] trust me she's not so easily won over oh my god you are totally freaking out right now what about this coming between you and chloe don't be preposterous i'm not freaking out about anything it's okay okay i i get it you're afraid that they're gonna start spending all their time together you know joining each other crime scenes bantering over dead bodies and where does that leave you right i assure you miss lopez that is the least of my worries the chemistry in there is just a flash in the pan exactly a completely hot flash in the pan lucifer what you and chloe have is on a total other level exactly lucifer is always gonna be in the way isn't he all i know is that they have a real connection they're a package deal now chloe said yes to mary pierce it's mind-boggling and i yes yeah yes that you're so right that's it i just have to to remind him of who he was when he was on earth and then just give him like a little jump start that's exactly it thank you linda you're a genius you two are perfect for each other great now you can go i can finish up this audio scrubbing on my own what do you mean go go where two lucifers i thought you guys were gonna finally you know hang out tonight um yeah well it got postponed oh you're nervous that you won't measure up in bed i mean he is pretty experienced i mean if i had to put it like in the thousands probably but you know what you got this you totally got this you're sexy no it's just right before charlotte was killed the detective and i we shared a moment you kissed her i did ah it's just a kiss i'm hardly a school girl oh my gosh you bought this for that is chloe romantic lucifer what is going on with you detective decker it's none of my business but i wouldn't screw that one up speaking of l.a whatever happened with the detective you mess it up yet not yet but i i fear i may be about to what the hell are you still doing here go home you devil my name is lopez morning detective good morning again lucifer uh sorry oh that'd be a sick dj all djs are sick if you ask me [Laughter] ah ella is um is ella is uh dan here yet oh ella spinoza called in sick i'm afraid oh didn't look in the mirror again i told him not to do that we should the detective and i have worked together for far too long to not accept each other for who we truly are sadly i don't think that will ever happen miss lopez that is crazy that is crazy you guys are the best team ever i mean you care about each other so much what do you need her to do take a bullet for you is it because of pierce no no i i don't think any of this is really about pierce i think if i'm honest with myself all of this is about lucifer lucifer's the the reason that i said yes to pearson he's also the reason that i said no wow again lucifer she's probably just as nervous about this date as you are trust me when she sees this it is going to be dress on panties off ladies shower okay that's too much too much i'm choking i love it carry on look i'm just saying watch out for that guy all right i wouldn't put anything past him looks like you just got played son what are you talking about jed's after chloe i told you to watch out for him i mean come on it's obvious that he's trying to get between you two so he can swoop right in jeez i'll go see if i can catch him doesn't matter what shenanigans you two have got cooking up because quite frankly i'm too happy for you to spoil things happy yeah the detective and i sorry chloe and i are real so come on ladies bring it on whatever it is i'm sure i can deal with it forget it come on what there's nothing to talk about let's go i've only just got here we discussed this mazzakin no you discussed this and i don't want to have anything to do with it anymore

Channel: nanite

Views: 615,858

Keywords: chloe decker, lucifer morningstar, lucifer and chloe, deckerstar, ella lopez, linda martin, amenadiel, dan espinoza, maze

Id: fj4CGm3ERfg

Length: 11min 28sec (688 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 13 2021