lucifer out of context for almost 5 whole minutes

fetch me the goat we are at a crime scene oh thanks here i've worn my old your pants to work haven't i but what jealous someone else has their hand up my butt are you blind there it is oh that's a comforter now an expirate jeez oh perfect [Music] is that uh cocaine what's your deal hey she's just asking a few questions well he's taken so back off skank hey no one calls my skank a scan please i've made a breakthrough really what is it i hate myself the forbidden fruit was less of an apple and more like a banana very large banana it's true here comes big ben again linda reese you know him as well my ex-husband linda stay back your ex-husband so we're tunnel buddies okay a list of everyone you slept with in the last eight weeks right you'll need a much bigger note i've never had a human illness before but sore throat itchy eyes a fever is it a cold a flu it's chlamydia you can't just walk in there with your three-piece suit and say hello drug dealers i would never do that i'm young mike song don't you need some sort of key to start it you know me brother i can turn anything on your point uh he's a dude and he's straight was never stopped me before daniel i'm so good at flipping men they call me the skillet wow do not touch the charred crotch but didn't you get my text what you mean a string of nonsensical emojis fire sword donut space man clock dancing lady flashlight thumbs up how am i supposed to know what that means i ignited the flaming sword used it to cut a hole in space and time mum's light flooded through it then it closed up behind her all good attacked number three like this i don't have a micro fetus i mean not that there's anything wrong with having one come on now's your chance show the world your teeny tiny tippity baby arm i i i i don't have a turning tv it's okay we accept you for your minuscule manhood i don't have a tiny lucifer what you didn't bring any whatever he says to you just laugh hey there what's your name lucinda no no not like a demented witch on crack hey i'm maze nice to meet you want to have sex i like the shape of your head that's for your pudding i okay yes i sometimes lay waste to the precinct fridge but have mercy daniel how was i supposed to know it was yours because it was labeled i'd like to find out quickly because i can't walk around like o.j bloody simpson forever not peony penis peen yeah sure i hope my name is lucifer morningstar and i love drugs love them yummy yummy yummy sorry do you want to hit no no it's puff puff past not puff puff stomping really you brought pot to a crime scene i most certainly did not i found it here detective what is going on here and how did you get that horse lucifer as fun as it is to watch you use my i mean hour but really my mojo i'd like it back so let's have sex again me on top this time you know that you know him yeah invulnerable this is crazy it's crazy you're all you you're all crazy

Channel: ClaudiaIsBored

Views: 699,200

Rating: 4.9709568 out of 5

Keywords: #lucifer, #luciferonnetflix, #outofcontext

Id: Y9jLEnt-GJg

Length: 4min 48sec (288 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 03 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Canadian_in_Canada]

That "So we're tunnel-buddies" joke totally went by me on every single watch of that episode!

[u/[deleted]]

Love it! I had to pause my rewatch to watch this.

[u/WhereWolfish]

XD loved it

[u/stealth57]

That was really good and really funny

[u/Zeezatara]

😂nice.

[u/SarcasmAbounds]

Thanks! This was great!

[u/N3xusDoesReddit]

Here comes Big Ben again, DOONG