Lucifer | " A therapeutic disaster" Linda Martin compilation

I'm concerned that you're returning to a familiar pattern of denial that's exactly what I was going to say and don't you just hate it when he takes the exact wrong message from every single conversation oh my god every single when I know what a big deal the kiss was for the detective huh no doubt she's overwhelmed by emotion she's never felt before she's overwhelmed I've never understood these and they're just decorative or they'd be juggling I mean yeah you seem very distracted today it's not her it's me I need to take back control need to behave like I always have good so you understand yes yes it seems obvious now actually I need to have sex with her it's not what I know no you're genius I mean that's the best way to loosen stress right do you realize the ethical position you put me and you let me guess you were gonna make a sexual joke about putting me in a position that's true Sh j-jack Oh eight points to me and suck it mais the detective is completely immune to my charms oh she wasn't noon cause I mean why else would she kiss me but there's also at the possible no that's very good thank you doctor I know what to do now come on I need you to help me control my emotion what emotions can't be controlled this is what there's not an entire job my job is to help you understand you are out of options I could help you become aware of what it is you're feeling for trying to avoid feeling right you've got that look on your face when you're saying something insightful I'm waiting for me to figure it out we all have itchy baths excuse me I see something the woman said to me right before a punched her in the face it's not about the idea it's about the execution it's about how I use the wings that's actually pretty wise yeah so I'll just tuck them away and pretend they don't exist that's good someone else is giving favors who cares I'm Lucifer bloody Morningstar huh so you're saying that distraction is a way to avert your problems yeah ergo the more I distract the less I worry no I did not say that we didn't need to doctor I just didn't it's bloody brilliant doctor right surely you have some sensible advice so she's the devil nothing's really been sensible since I found that out totally insane a magic blade in Los Angeles which belongs to the Angel of Death she made me a sandwich what about Hitler this sandwich is Hitler I haven't seen you in a while Lucifer I know you've been through hell I suppose we can discuss that another time okay here we go back to the Angel of Death wow you're the first woman ever like meeting a dinosaur ah two actual gates like big and perfect I rejected clouds harps old dudes in white robes Emma dad is Morgan Freeman focus doctor haha what no no no no nope no that's it I mean not that you look old I mean it's like you're my my my my great great great great great great whatever why am i doing my own therapy I see what you're saying doctor thank you do you well the detective is clearly projecting her issues onto the case to understand her I need to use the case to help her understand their feelings and in so doing understand your own feelings as well it's what you're saying is I need to find someone he'll trust this foolish enough to help me deliver the news that's the exact opposite of what I'm suggesting thank you doctor I know just the person now I see the resemblance

Channel: LMtapes

Views: 483,240

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Id: 8zFxgbR2YjY

Length: 4min 58sec (298 seconds)

Published: Sun May 26 2019