LUCIFER | "Is this the way you people solve crimes?!" | S5 HUMOR

lucifer can well he can go to hell i came back and i saw his his freaking scary-ass red face well i'm not particularly fond of your face either daniel but you don't see me trying to kill you this is a sting oh i thought you said vodka i'm gonna do you're my dad [Music] you know that you know him [Music] yeah invulnerable as well there's somewhere else that we can talk i don't like having private conversations in the hallways and kenneth doesn't mind do you kenny so funny oh man i'm so sorry that's gross you two bounce do you have any powers i don't know laser beam hands something you got this hey is that another king how am i supposed to keep up chloe the murder victims or the people you slept with either it's safe where you stored it where i stored what did you store it or did she store it you stored it and it's safe how did i store that what i'm i'm so confused that's exactly it thank you you're a genius you two are perfect for each other i wonder what what she desires probably just to eat her own food she just said it i'm gonna drop dead in what five years how old do you think i am oh no 30. you're lying no i'm sorry did you want to do that and every time i run into you bad things happen right well this is gonna get awkward then what'd you do write the head off the bat stab her you're sorry space ass ah actually that was my husband that bit the head of her back oh come on give us a wave that yes [Music] what's up sends me here sends me there kills a nun just so i can meet all of you you can excuse us just we'll be right back oh yeah lauren lee you're making me look bad in front of the nuns but you're supposed to be lucy i know but i never win you were really killing it there for a while yeah i was so you left him in a deal in hell really doctor an evil twin the detective finding out she's a gift from god and that's the part you're stuck on and then a deal the father of my child it's nice to meet you you know that won't kill me yeah but it makes me feel better okay another case closed diablo so does that mean i can put my bra back on let's not shake where is it usually wears a plain blue suit oh and an eye patch well you might have led with that beefy strong draw eyepatch that's the guy see shannon speaks chewbacca so what do we have blue balls you too elven the magnificent at your service what is it with this place what do you desire nope never totally limp ouch we all think our own kid can walk on water right i haven't thought of that swimming lessons what is it you desire what what do you desire back oh my god cool no not cool you can't make citizen's arrest on jaywalkers and littering there was a sign it was clearly forbidden the kid was three years old you're up in bed i mean he is pretty experienced i mean if i had to put it like in the thousands probably but you know what you got this you totally kept hey that was like seven bucks we come seeking books yeah we have come seeking books thought you were here for the secret cult ceremony trying to soothe charlie it's part time i don't know i don't know and i'm helping out because i'll do anything to avoid that asshat [Music] what do you truly desire is she having a stroke niels tell me what do you truly desire is this the way you people solve crimes oh okay so you're acting like ella and you know what never mind everything in hell has been taken care of well i have no idea what that means but just add it to the list okay lucifer's issues can sometimes seem outlandish would be putting it mildly that's all they're pointless because the detective is spoken for wait are you talking about chloe [Music] [Applause] [Music] next thing i know some priests fellas are throwing me in a volcano i survive and somebody writes it on a stone tablet you know how these things start this is too fast nope not at all it's totally too fast maybe passed out on the flight there and back oh you have got to be kidding me man i'm afraid of heights do you know what roller coasters do to me are you sure five broken ribs a torn rotator cuff and it's a small world on repeat yeah i'm sure when's the last time you put charlie down it's not that long 15 16 hours maybe assuming anyone wanted to murder jet let me remind you that there is a killer as long as that killer doesn't cry spit up or wet themselves i am in do they seem familiar to you a lot of people have crappy childhoods pete we don't become serial killers um sure because you need to want it no just give me the damage give me the damn thing remember daniel there are no shortcuts bracelet pros for the win no do you have a problem connecting with people over wi-fi well i am god's greatest work well as much as i love the mental image of you punching a bunch of nuns you don't think i'm scary oh i think you are hella scared daniel no no no no daniel relax relax it's crazy you're all you you're all crazy what's your game nothing just thought you looked a bit peckish spitting it he's spitting it oh just whisper oh sweetie has come to this full-on delusions we are going to get through this i promise you something yes i did no one would go that far just to be near me well i did go to helen mcview twice but who's counting so heartbreaking yeah it's so welp case is closed whoa what am i kidding i don't care oh whoa that's a penis that's a tattooed penis he looks familiar wait you know kirk because you always get the first suspect right away well i've certainly never arrested a nun that's for sure the detective had a child with you and i've never thought in the slightest bit threatened wow it's like looking into a mirror this is gonna be good yeah i'll have some of that

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Length: 8min 20sec (500 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 24 2020