Lucifer: funny scenes (season1)

do you play no surely must be joking you're psychic or something no I can't read people's minds mom Jedi do you desire more than anything else on this line this is it this is your big trick strange yes you are did my father send you you don't look at me that way wouldn't weigh with carnal fascination that's cuz it doesn't exist will you hit on the head when you're small these are going back on and they're gonna stay on what's that a promise how'd you do that and what plan aside we have sex with you of course this woman here won't have sex with me you want to feel new things exactly so you're kissing now all right if that explains why you won't have sex with me I'm sorry what never my doing this wrong in so many ways oh okay look let me make myself perfectly clear I will never see you we didn't did we ever pretty sure we made Rosemary's Baby any second another act of selfless benevolence to me no no it's not plenty Thank You cheeky little end address but okay what happened with you orphans now you go then gone fetch away only face is to transfer do not wake up Trixie did you just sell 20 oh you're awake detective you said you've left all the central locking act like a child get treated like a child isn't it illegal to lead a child locked in the car want me to babysit the priests here we see you all the time I'm sorry to order here no it's puff puff pass not puff puff stomping really you brought pot to a crime scene you certainly did not I found here you found it you found it here at a crime scene this you don't do to lose Carl you smoked evidence what's a hooker I'm guessing by the looks of it with Dan perhaps hmm you mean detective douche daddy will tell you you're juggling both these handsome gentlemen I'm not juggling anything well trust me honey you better do something cuz you're not getting any younger wow you real vampire cuz you certainly don't look old enough to have a daughter this age how old are you detective my angel wings go on get it did you really put out an APB for angel wings maybe okay seriously what was in there oh you are serious I need to see your barek why because I want to know if you're an angel sent to destroy me nothing ya can hear yeah and since when is that bothered you and dear old dad strikes again hey it's not funny it's kind of funny such a wonderful chest the woman of refined taste as well welcome to the devil gets burned by fire could this be any more I want it ah does my paying the media detective a little bit have I been out three years what hey it's such an ass thank you what do you want me to do take it all back no can you take your shirt off please what are you serious detective detective

Channel: Artes

Views: 4,252,782

Keywords: Lucifer and Chloe, Lucifer and Chloe funny

Id: h6N8t8jq88M

Length: 4min 40sec (280 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 20 2016