Lost My Job So I Became The Neighborhood Hitman in Family Man

yesterday I did a favor for a friend today looks like I'm getting getting getting fired Joe are you listening I always gave you a fair shot but you broke the protocol in ten different ways what why I want to wait it what a way to get started on a game uh wait yeah it's out of my hands okay okay I'm getting fired in the first 30 seconds there must be something Joe don't Wow they what you've gone oh okay today Wow I'm fired there's a box in your desk now I gotta go are gonna do the walk of shame I guess here we go oh there's the door mom the door hi former former co-workers oh look there's a dude of the trucker head he's gonna be a jerk to me I just know it I just know it uh-huh oh yeah don't look at me I'm gonna keep my head down fired oh my okay my favorite mug I put the fish in it I get to steal the pen but it never works classic classic office pen just like constantly broken a photo oh no I've got a wife and a kid oh oh this is nook and it definitely not my stapler okay did I get everything today oh I get to steal the lamp great now now we're gonna get a new job I'm gonna get a new job I'm just gonna hold my head down oh sorry to see you go he wanted to talk to your dad yeah we'll meet up for a drink one day yeah no no probably not cuz you just fired me lady you just fired me and then you I'm just not even gonna I'm not even gonna look at him I'm gonna go oh laters Joe he's the number one salesman we can't all be winners are you kidding that's stupid hat with your stupid face bitter and unemployed zooks is quite a combo okay what else is over here maybe I can just steal bird sub pen he's got three birds got three that work why can't I have and his cup looks like my cup okay well and then this guy why do you keep looking at me huh why do you keep looking talk to him it's great working with you you're right you didn't even you don't even know my name office worker I'm kind of busy good luck I guess sure sure I want to talk to everyone I'm kind of busy right now I just got fired you can say goodbye I'm everyone's busy bunch of losers see screw this joint I'm gone to a new job hi you look like Joe men oh I don't know how this happened you asked for Oh Bobby this is what happened Bobby I know I know we need to talk about yesterday uh let's meet it arranged later okay the don't do anything stupid what happened what happened yesterday what did i do yesterday hey a man to the range I guess or we're in a basement this is creepy hello hi oh hey you Joe uh yeah what am I doing here is that a call you right back okay Bruce I guess I'll wait it sounded weird on the phone he told me he'd be coming uh what's going on man she used to hunt I wanna take a few shots nobody really hunts with a handgun yeah I see it right there okay you never lose that thrill men uh what am i hunting help yourself I don't know if I like this whatever pick it up and I can't leave and that's the shotgun I with a it sounds like a pump-action I guess a kid oh there we go I missed with the shotgun I think not bad huh Bob's in the back leave the wet follow me okay put the gun down oh that's not down here we go he just let me out there's a camera what is going on with that camera hello oh no oh no oh no oh no no uh-oh what is it what nice nice shooting you made me kill him it's your favorite son no they're not oh wow this is escalated quickly what is what take a seat I guess I have to I'm like blackmailing junk now chair sit I'm standing on a chair listen Joe Bobby made a deal with my this is not good mr. Delroy this isn't happening he'd cost him a lot of money what kind of deal did I make so you cost him a lot what did I do we own you Joe what we'll come to you and need a favor nope if you know the police will find Bobby and the gun with your fingerprints on it well go get the gun and shoot this dude they'll go back to your life what about my job you fired me then you made me shoot a dude you're not tired of that chair okay I'm gonna go not yet I'm gonna go get that gun back can I just go get it tonight kay get through the wall can i I can't do anything I'm sorry Bobby I didn't know day to Tuesday hey I'm in my jammies still look after your family oh that's good we got smiley we got medical we got food and keep your house clean with plates and junk clean to dirty stays where the state's hey drawers there's a puppy oh it's like where I keep my real dog in the drawer what time is it time when I wake up on my 557 looks really it looks like noon judging by the shadows maybe a little bit later than that I don't know I seem to have lots of socks you know you're you know you're not doing well when you have two socks in two different drawers you got to make it look like everything's filled up oh hey close that up oh hey we get to brush our teeth beautiful beautiful take it take a jump and swim in the bathtub this is the waterbed actually and okay they have a washer and dryer in the bathroom the same picture I remember I remember that day we look happy that was before I shot a man accidentally go downstairs hold the thing you to open your inventory I got a broom oh there's the cat hey kitty ha ha ha smack it Oh that didn't really smack things okay clean up the the grape jello off the floor oh I missed it maybe if I hit the e button that works better scrub it backwards perfect hey Billy how are you how are what's your name I don't even know your dad I don't even know your name hi Daddy hi kid what are you up to mommy says I'm just being a little bundle of joy sure seems that way by the way I shot a man yesterday oh don't forget to tuck me into bed okay and then you hey honey what's up oh you know just murder just admiring a whole how and always the charmer okay oh yeah let's go back to fists let's go back to fist there we go I got my chores done oh we can do the washing machine why don't we have two washing machines there's the fridge I'm not holding food Oh dirty plate wash the plate wash the plate wash the plate got it dirty plate wash the plate wash the plate where's that water go there's no drain well that was fun my day is completed time to go play video games oh hi there you have a giant exclamation point over your head why I'm kidding you talk to that one the house looks great honey thinks I did all your work for you left some chips on the table could you put them in the fridge for me ah sure thank you you're welcome why are we putting potato potato chips in the fridge and then we'll hold them and then we'll put the potato chips in the fridge amazing hey fuzzy boots I can I'm gonna give you a stroke all right we're still really hungry oh maybe go to town and look for work you know I told you so we can buy some food oh oh it hurts talk to the sheriff oh I don't want to talk to him he's the last person I want to talk to Oh newspaper I'm gonna read it local man Bobby Johnson reported missing oh my sorry Bo sorry about that oh this town's pretty look at this can I Drive my cart nope we can't afford guess there's a cow that is one gigantic looking cow hi Daisy Oh Daisy likes me I can't talk to you well there's another exclamation point what's this all about look at me I'm Oh watering can I just steal your watering can cuz I can't afford anything else in my life oh now I can water things no I need to hold the water in here there we go what no water no I guess we can't nope never mind hi Bessie humph Nayda need some help I wish dad says I need to learn how to love the dirt good luck peace out is that Dad marigold marigold Raynor Morning Joe sorry to hear about your job and the brutal murderer of your friend you'll get back on your feet Oh a new business model alright people coming up to visit the farm ah they pay more fruit produce see they like the authentic experience oh so we're gonna do a quest for you you see Jack need to tell them a little chat about Jesse and Bessie okay so do we have the twins Jack must be the dad okay let's go find Jack we're just we're gonna hijack say hi to Jack Jack's over there and there's straight-up a bear there's a there's a straight bear wandering around the field okay be back soon so Jackson down here maybe Jack's wandering around in here somewhere no Jack's not Jack's definitely not in here oh we got this dork hey buddy how are you Kyle classic cow great the local paper man how's the little egg biter you need something well I got a problem Mama's always giving me a hard time about all these chores I'm just about a second into doing it why I deal them what I have friends like you Oh so I gotta do this guy's shorts cheers me Joe Joe heard these days you may need them why does everyone okay that yep we do okay it's noon o'clock so I got a rabbit problem the backyard I'll lend you my bat oh man wait late work to the pests this would be fun yeah haha give me the bet where's the bet me the bet I want the bet yes oh oh you'd beat up the sheriff huh yeah that's the left-handed he's holding it right handed and then he switches to a left handed stance what was that noise hey I get a betta rabbit with it no there's that the cow how defenseless rabbit burger yes murder the defenseless rabbit oh that was a little bit oh yes kill this one too okay cow what is going on with you why are you moving so much for real this time what is that cow doing this is freaking me out man stone-cold killer huh deals of the deal yeah it's not the only thing I've killed this week oh now mama needs more mama needs more stuff maybe I'll shut my mouth with my club so I was says there are more tracks okay can you track whatever's making him ah maybe there's more cash in it for you with that cow shut up two tracks rabbit prints oh right oh there's another one okay there's some rabbit prints it went this way okay where'd the next ones go yeah there I see him here they are oh is that this is a giant rabbit hi look hi Daisy okay the rabbits are in the corn I found the giant bunny kill the giant around always got ya oh it's a blind mother rabbit yes I killed a blind rabbit okay turn the music down cuz cows were loud hey Kyle got the Beast I did great well here's your murder murder money there's something else to do okay maybe like oh wow family family tree I murdered the the rabbit there's one more thing okay please tell me hopefully this will finally get her off my back please don't make me kill your mom please don't make me I love them up no but she loves oh okay this is easier it wants me to make some moonshine so I need some blueberries you can do that I'll take a look oh I was thinking she was gonna have me off mom blueberry patch seems to be your ride past giant bear I don't know why there was a big ol stay away from bear man Oh what are we doing here is this the blueberries shoot those won't like apples genetically modified giant blueberries how many do I need sis the keg I got it put in I need you oh I have to yeah okay here we go there we go and there we go blueberry moonshine I thought it was made out of corn make it moonshine oh yeah that's gonna brew up real nice glad to hear it good job Kyle soon by tomorrow we're getting more jobs maybe you can get a taste it's not not great okay we're gonna Jack Jack go are you Jack hi jack no that's Roger are you Jack no this is Mike moot most not Mike Ross Mark micros I'm listening this bit of the world yeah yeah just not the beta oh that's because we're playing a beta you're still making it come back and buy the full thing yeah I guess I spent all day long like going for blueberries I got to go back in seven and put the kid to bed the talk I'm gonna talk to awesome for Jeff well there's oodles in me so you look like the sheriff I sure am a murderer did you yesterday looking for a job tasty burgers hiring down by the beach I heard okay or you can help people at her own town people always got our jobs they need doing anytime okay so I can go find a job I think I better go back home and put the boy to bed and maybe kill this cow cause it's really loud what is this scrap bottles oh that's for another job a but one hour left before bedtime kid is still playing with his tank oh I could play with you Oh hot dang this is awesome play with the boy hey buddy let's play hey what's going on little dude what's up you just beat a little bundle of joy oh okay okay oh please don't please don't have the bad guys kidnap you that would not be good this cat has stayed in the same spot the whole time too he still owes me oh hey lady why didn't why don't you get off the couch and do something today hey honey what's up oh you know I just killed a bunch of rabbits Oh where'd the kid go hot dang you just teleported boy you and your bed no that's the tub are you in your bed good say good night tuck you in thanks for tucking me in daddy you're welcome buddy wouldn't miss it big guy want to hear his story yeah one time we went to a gun range underground and there was a shark daddy shark dude dude and have a doggy friend yes it did where they BFFs no where did you hear that Taylor from school told me but he said we couldn't be BFF hey what on adventures after a long journey they found treasure and lived happily ever after I like that story daddy yeah night night sleep well big fella oh he's out like a light what do you she looks like she's gonna beat me up you're nice have you home yeah of course I'll stay great let's go to bed Oh Wednesday already well that was uneventful every day you have bills Oh balls less than a hundred dollars in bills by midnight or you'll be evicted Wow okay how many do I have $10 I get paid ten dollars in bills today's bills oh I see ah I got enough money to pay bills off today cool we're gonna clean up the grape jelly again Oh hot dang I leveled up the best day ever and now there's dishes somewhere right here cool now I guess I'm gonna run off and go talk to the burger boss what's the newspaper safe Rabbids lane and brutal attack that was me I did it afternoon partner heard you got some free time could you help me out with a job I can pay ya what is it well I was just paddling my canoe down the river by the other day I had some valuables on it in a lockbox problem being it lost the key oh and moonshine man he's got stuff yeah I got a second go on my mom oh great she needs some pills from the pharmacy yeah what you got I'm just popping in Mama's moonshiner hey you know these are Wow we'll never take their meds ah yes the pharmacy okay I need heart next pharmacist can I help you uh where are your pills our pill based medication on your right Oh got any other pills say what do we have on the shelf is that what's available to the right out of stock hundred fifty dollars sorry grandma you're not gonna have any of that today so I guess we'll talk to oh it's you again see this is sheriff right there you don't want to irritate me Joe oh great thought we were friends seen a lot of things together haven't we uh-huh spit it out here we go what do I have to do some journal writes for the post it's about to run a story on mr. Delroy we can't have that okay what am I supposed to do just a little chat and don't care what he writes about just making something about the basket case running for mayor okay fake news you will owe I'll knock a thousand dollars off my debt what 99k Wow wonder where that guy's key is definitely not down here Oh what happened did I drown myself game over your family left you whoops ah here's the dude look I'm a bit busy mate not too busy for this yeah actually I am no you're not talk to the reporting desk you can't run the article don't really oh you hit men I will be don't look like what write something else or break your legs I don't buy it tada I mean weird we don't have a choice oh great oh now what oh now what oh he's fighting back he's fighting back smack him good Oh No ah fake news huh huh as long as no sheriff sees me I can't I can't hit anymore there now what yeah run away Gerald run away yes oh you're there goes he's down oh no did I do it right Oh money my way I need that any jerk sorry hey okay okay replace it with already told my editor I have had my family leave me right oh that's because the top left corner the blinky blinks where is she there she is hi hey what's up nothing just admiring you still always the charmer that work everything fine at home yeah I got to play with the boy play with the boy come back your child it's playtime I told you to play hey buddy oh there's different chores to do at home I had to skip a day ah wash three items of clothing where are the clothing and spiders saya finding spiders spider-man spider-man oh there's there's clothing I already put a spider hey buddy get out that window I'm not sure where the other spider went but I ran out of time okay okay we're back to this now what am I supposed to replace it with I already told my editor I have something red well Jackson Jackson he's running against the mayor right something terrible about him okay it's done hahaha I have done it fake news I better put my battle hi Bruce it's me again is it done yes it's done good good see you around let me know if you wit if you win the Pulitzer Wow alright guys I think I'm gonna leave you with that what a weird little game we have here if you enjoyed it let me know and keep your stick on the ice we'll catch you next time [Music]

Channel: Blitz

Views: 2,099,762

Rating: 4.8638268 out of 5

Keywords: blitz, family man, family man game, jan2019, family man gameplay, family man part 1

Id: sZLFnsF0AII

Length: 19min 23sec (1163 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 18 2019