Looney Tunes | Poor Porky! | WB Kids

the bowling ball the dictionary defines it as a ball used for bowling and that is why the dictionary is stupid because to truly understand the bowling ball you need to become the bowling UAC it is sure about this bowling balls don't talk you can question my methods but you can't question my results isn't that right porky so what do you think I've seen better let's go see a movie sir you threw a can of soda into the Grand Canyon that's littering on federal property and who are you I'm a park ranger who are you Oh Darvin Angela but you're coming with me wait buddy if you don't put some pants on you're gonna be coming with me too hey I come into the conference room and bring the paper airplane I give you you mean Murphy and associates international and a paper Airport and you are cleared for landing poki how long did this take you hours it's all I've been doing since lunch pretty fun huh I know I said to make work fun but you still got to do your work what about the Papadopoulos returns they believe the Papadopoulos returns [Music] Wow paper baggage handlers mr. Murphy what is this it's a paper Airport have you seen porky I need the Papadopoulos returns and grounded you fired you guys all set to order I'll have a club sandwich yeah I'll have one of those too can I start you off with some refreshing iced tea what is fine I'll have something you'll be refreshing iced tea refreshing did you want to start with an appetizer some gooey gooey nachos or maybe our famous spinach artichoke poppers man just a sandwich they're really good I'll get the spinach artichoke poppers great choice unbelievable what don't you see what just happened it was cute waitress bubbly personality hui GUI it was a classic upsell huh upsell it's when someone gets you to buy something you didn't even want in the first place yeah you're right I don't even like spinach or artichoke can I get you anything else no we're good are you sure we have a chocolate lava cake for dessert it's really good well then I have to get it great Amy Emily maybe some of those early going in eating nachos who wouldn't know you'll eat that one [Music] even in a pee whoa hey porky what are you doing here my driver's license expired so irresponsible hello again I think you'll really enjoy grading this your past you got a perfect score that's because I'm passionate about the material now give me my license that was the written test you still need to pass the driver's test driver's test how am I gonna cheat on the driver's test I'm sorry you failed what that's impossible I really but it rules of the road every night before I buddy into bed you get to take it one more time will you give me three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars which I will donate to the charity of my choice Daffy no one's gonna give you three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars of course I'll give you a look at the $375,000 I knew I could count on you porky yeah you poor thing I didn't even know you were sick it wins the operation tonight so let's wrap this up can I ask why they didn't get a box for the money because you're my best friend I know that I can ask you for anything just as you know that you can ask me for anything could you turn on that lamp for me I can't see the combination do it yourself [Music] here you go this is only $350,000 but it's all I have porky you are making this very hard for me do you think I like having to come to my best friend for money can you imagine what this is like for me how awkward this is what's that in the back of the safe a gold watch but that was my great-grandfather's Randle Pig it's a grave that's gonna kill at resale value I'm gonna need more than this give me your debit card Emily but that's the money I live on porky I can't sit here and argue with you the surgery's like in ten minutes hey you're right if they take the debit card take the debit card what if they take the debit card please fine as a favor to you I'll take the debit card what is this we'll all right I guess I'll take the co2 maybe I can get a couple of bits for this I can live yeah that's right that's right these are all right I have to pass give it your love laughs oh hi porky what are you doing here my driver's license expired mmm-hmm you and Daffy so irresponsible hi sorry that took so long I'm a little nervous I'm not a really good test taker I'm more of a test giver or a test watcher or a taste tester you passed perfect score oh my gosh II did I'm a really good test taker [Music] you failed again then what what's happening let me take another one I'm sorry sir you only get two chances yeah but I at least come close what's up oh I was II think I just gonna do some laundry so I am I need to get my laundry basket I'll get it there you go Thanks hold it these are my wife these are my dogs Oh and these are my delicate I've never seen you wear clothes I like having the option now pay attention the delicates don't go in the machine these are a hundred percent silk they need to be hand washed got it I think repeat it back to me the darks whites even eating in Adele hits what about the delicates I can't watch them oh and I'm having a lady friend over for dinner tonight so here's the list for the grocery store oh how are we having a day at dinner with I'm having dinner with my girlfriend now if you'll excuse me I'm in the middle of something it's I'm having a roommate I move for immediate dismissal you can't do that well then I'd like to call my first witness would you please state your name for the court that Porky Pig what's the matter are you nervous I'm not nervous you sure sound nervous this is what I always think it's that salient maybe you're nervous because you're lying but I'm not maybe you're lying because you don't want us to know your true identity and the reason you don't want us to know your true identity is because you sir are the litterer and a collective gasp fills the courtroom are we you're down here are you not wearing pants well where's the gift shop that's the best date I've ever had with the wizard something I should tell you I'm not really a wizard [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] I was worried you label yeah they weren't gonna show up what are you talking about I thought we were having a dinner tonight oh I think I might have eaten your dinner porky honey my name I don't that was more of an observation are those for me Oh before I ring you up there is just one thing here it comes would you be interested in getting an extended warranty and there it is um are you crazy it's Inc all replacement parts would be covered up to 40% you're not gonna need replacement parts it's ink if the product gets damaged we'll ship it back to the manufacturer for you it's not gonna get damaged it's ink it's only an additional $15 that's half the price of the ink [Music] I'll take it all right the restroom will you'll get the gas eating in the car I eat it just got it washing I'm trying to keep it clean porky please I'm not a child I won't get crumbs everywhere don't worry relax I'll pick it up oh that's a real strong sour cream and onion smell Oh a bunch got into this little crevice this is why I asked you in it not to eat don't worry I I think I can get it let me just put this up here what's the point of this crevice anyway so terrible car design it's fine no it's ruined I told you I didn't want to mess in the car it's not my fault there are no cup holders right here who would put their cup there no this is where you want to put your cup this car was designed by idiots you got to do more research before you make big purchases like a car porky what what is the guy on I thought you got gas you only gave me 40 bucks porky that barely covers snacks in magazines and this lottery ticket oh I don't know why I play you know maybe we should turn around we don't know when there's a again gonna be another gas station porky we're not going backwards we don't have time that light doesn't mean anything any way you can drive like two or three hundred miles with that light are you sure I'm positive you should have given me more than 40 bucks pork [Music] [Music] what are you doing here I know it's your up to either weaker than you leave me no choice [Music] [Applause] [Music] I mean I birthday say what yeah I am no it's early but it you said you knew my secret so I hope you like it a collage made out of assorted photos of me what on earth would possess you to make something this creepy uh II believe because that's what you is being specifically told me you wanted for your birthday they can yourself you the photos so you don't want to murder me able you why would I want to murder you question what did you do to speedy look who's got a wallet keys now chubby [Music] six weeks that's a good way to kill somebody [Music] [Music] [Music] parky streaking is one of the ultimate Spring Break pranks so we're really doing this huh we are doing this on the count of three one two three [Music] [Applause] [Music] what's the matter with you people don't you get it we're streaking we are completely naked jail for streaking it's Spring Break that's what you do we have a compact car available or for just an extra $49 a day we can upgrade you to a minivan I'll take it great let me get your key a minivan what are you a soccer mom what happened to all my money appetizers warranties free stickies and don't forget you're on two hooked at a tow-truck Club for three grand a year you're right I fell for it every time and no more upsells I promise you're all set oh I almost forgot would you like insurance it's just an additional $3 a day I don't know what kind of fool you take me for but I'm not interested in your insurance porky I think you should get the insurance it's an upsell no artichoke poppers are an upsell insurance is practical yeah well just get it it's hardly any money and if anything happens you're covered in ill insurance just the van it is roomy and give it that [Music] [Applause] [Music] he doesn't like it when you do that I probably should have gotten the insurance [Music] poki what are you doing eating garbage is that something you've always done or is that a new thing are you gonna finish that I tried calling you but your phone's been disconnected why is it so dark in here and cold I couldn't pay my bills why not I gave all my money to Gabby why would you give all your money to Daffy if her has kidney transplant Edie do you know how he's doing let's go find out I should have bought a yacht with Porky's money years ago nice boat she's a real beauty isn't she the queen of the ocean that's why I named her that a fitting name for the successor to my parade float which by the way was also named queen of the ocean how's the kidney kidney I just told porky that so he'd give me the money for the yard shrimp remember that time those two guys were talking about stuff that nobody cared about huh nothing porky and I have to go to the bathroom uh you don't have to go to the bathroom now you do unbelievable that guy anybody they robbed me I think he's nice not Rodney Rodney's nothing Rodney's less than nothing I'm talking about bugs he obviously considers Rodney his best friend who knows if I'm even a second best friend for all I know I'm a third best friend I gotta do something about this fast it's Ella a best friend who's your easel you bear their second-best friend Gina Oh third best friend big fat rooster fourth speedy fifth a tie between Pete the Puma and Marvin the Martian oh six no Carla six who's Carl I don't know some dude I met in the Phoenix Airport but you're definitely my seventh best friend oh um pardon me well that was unexpectedly polite you know what that guy at seventh your eights no wait granny is aids your knives ooh barely in the top ten porky I'm surprised we hang out at all but keep trying anything's possible [Music] what you don't like lobster bisque I'll get you something else something for a less refined palate so where's porky how may I be of service porky what are you doing in that outfit don't engage the help does that better be my bread and butter yes sir the lady doesn't like her soup bring her something else there's nothing wrong with the soup the butter is hard what I said the butter is hard because somebody failed to let it soften before serving dinner I'm sorry I just got so busy with the a creme brulee but you're not too busy to make excuses I bet it hurt because it's hard Jessie this doesn't concern you Tina this is between me and my Butler he's not your Butler porky you are not his Butler I know I just I like having someone around are these sore butt Rose of course you're saying how they're like rocks porky what are you doing you're letting him walk all over you like this this is your house be a man thank you're right what I was that sick of wearing this anyway you believe that's better I still can't believe this is a you think that standard room it's so nice how do I look like a pig in a tuxedo so not great what if this isn't their destiny it is porky you and Becky are meant to be together it's undeniable I mean come on you already have the same last name Harry will your last name is hog hog Pig what's the difference the universe is doing everything it can to bring you two together you've got to do the rest porky okay let's do it oh my it's about to start wait first I have to figure out what I'm gonna wear I was really counting on that watch you're able they're really gonna wear a hotel bathrobe it makes me look relaxed like I've soaked in the tub for an hour they're soaked in the tub for an hour so you have a spa one quick massage you need a fee there's no time we're here you can do it your futures on the other side of these stores I don't know I think I'm too nervous let's just go look I'm not letting you leave here without a woman of your dreams stop the wedding [Music] you don't love him you love porky and porky loves you huh you may now kiss the bride happy early birthday bathey pinky was planning to throw this on your actual birthday well he called and said we'd have to do it tonight because you were getting suspicious you're lucky to have such a nice frame nice friend or the suburban strangler Oh kay-kay I'm anali not the suburban strangler he trapped me in his home he locked the door so I couldn't escape but you what evilly the door wasn't locked well then how come I couldn't just open it like this no just pull it man he's not that heavy kids use it all the time it'll kids it doesn't matter what does matter is that you cut the phone line so I couldn't call for help are you talking about the phone in the guest room it's an antique it's a just for decoration then how do you explain the blood on your hands this is paint for the banner I made for your party you may have all these people fooled but I saw you murder a woman it will be a what with a chainsaw either that was an ice sculpture of you what is going on this is ridiculous so wow when do you get back on your feet porky you look at the doctor says with enough physical therapy I'll be able to be able be Ebola in no time [Music] you

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Keywords: Scooby-Doo!, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Compilation, Cartoons, Classic Cartoons, Animation, full episodes, Scooby doo where are you, chuck jones, Mel Blanc, Spike the Dog, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Coyote & Roadrunner, The looney tunes show, kristen wiig, that's all folks, LT2018, petunia pig, LTS

Id: boAZAaqp0ro

Length: 28min 11sec (1691 seconds)

Published: Fri May 04 2018