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okay I'm decorating your apartment I had to ask myself who is speedy Gonzalez what does speedy Gonzalez want what does speedy Gonzalez need I had to get inside the mind of speedy Gonzalez it wasn't easy but I think I nailed it speedy Gonzalez welcome home yeah uh there's a lot of little bills everywhere these girls have little bells inside the belt you know I appreciate you doing all of this but I think I'm gonna go back to senior bugs I like my little mouse hole there he's gotta be dry by now but then who's gonna live here you're good me I don't know it's not really my taste I guess I could make it work get rid of some of those Speedy Gonzales and bones okay if you're gonna run a marathon you need endurance and proper technique here watch me like what go so I can see it are you kidding I guess bTW I didn't say anything fine I'll do it again slower what go I packed a Lucas okay I'll go in slow motion this time pay attention to my stride and my posture wow you're fast how come you don't enter the marathon because he wouldn't be fair if I enter I'll wean give someone else a chance hey I guess I am the saint okay give me a couple of so I can see what I'm working these go how do I look like a woman wearing high heels carrying a purse how far did I go like 10 feet how many feet are in a marathon like 137 thousand [Music] there he goes the hunk I'll never beat that jock what a good what a dependable smart stud pretty classy huh speedy what is all this it's called fine dining like a Sullivan's shrimp scampi mmm that sounds good then again I've never had it before and there's no point in trying something new right bugs I guess I'll just get the buffet you mess with the wrong Mouse Sullivan's they didn't mess with you speedy it's just another restaurant it's my competitive nature how did you think I became the fastest mouse in all of Mexico know if Sullivan's at the buffet I got a buffet if Sullivan's has shrimp scampi I got shrimp scampi if Sullivan's has live music every Friday night I got live music every Friday night you've got live music tonight huh what are you talking about you're the one who arranged a what please tell me this is a joke you said you were gonna take care of everything when did I say that I asked you the other day I said I have a big favor to ask you and you can say no but do you know of anyone who might be available to perform on Friday night and you say uh-huh and then I said are you sure and you said uh-huh then I said thank you so much this is such a nice gesture you are a prince among men and you said I know you me personally I thought that was a little bit boastful but I'm not in a position to judge I said whatever and here we are uh hypothetically just throwing this out there what would happen if for some reason there was no life entertainment tonight oh not much other than I would have wasted $500 on a full-page ad and all of these people will no longer be customers of mine there'll be customers of Sullivan's so please tell me you got someone I got someone you better I've got great news you're playing the piano tonight me I don't play piano what are you talking about what are you talking about I asked you if I should quit and you said uh-huh oh boy okay forget our conversation even the part about never trying anything yes there's even the slightest chance that you might fail especially that pod that's the waste advice that anybody could ever give Daffy you said you wanted to learn how to play the piano so you have to stick with it no matter how hard it is or how bad it sounds you can do it you really believed in me uh-huh I mean yes thanks bugs don't thank me thank Daffy don't thank me thank winning yang and her parents for letting her stay up so late where's all the mozzarella oh sorry speedy I used it all I'm making pizza ever heard of delivery I'm practicing I bought you're a tease you bought a restaurant why because it's your dream because you want to be able to make something with your own two hands but give so much pleasure to so many or because you want to be surrounded by all these cheese no because I want a place to hang out on Sunday nights hang out do you want the place to hang out convert your garage don't buy a restaurant have you ever owned a restaurant nope but you've worked in a restaurant never well surely you've done a lot of research about being a restaurateur not really well don't worry you'll be okay as long as you have a capable staff which eyepatch do you like better this one or this one or both of them Oh hope you got a back-up plan what can I get you you believe that - cheese and mushroom pizzas if they're two milkshakes and if they're two orders of it calamari oh are you pinky you got a girl coming no just for me getting some help man lucky for you I have just the theme you teach dance classes what do you think I'm just a pizza guy I teach upstairs Monday nights trust me women love men who can dance huh what's going on man I was picking him up I almost drowned I was trying to put up a shelf and I drilled into a water pipe why didn't you just pay someone to put it up for your I don't get it I want a Nobel Prize I think I didn't put up a shelf oh the Nobel Prize huh what did you get for making bad decisions speedy what are you doing here I leave here or at least I go school wait a minute you live in bugs this house don't you want a restaurant can't you afford your own place huh probably speedy we're adults okay adults live on their own way did you live with my parents they gave me these cells sorry I'm late you put your bugs in why are you dressed like a woman huh ah Daffy was practicing cutting hair in a nice Bob you make kind of an ugly woman though why does everybody say that I think I look beautiful pinky who's your dance partner she's such a beautiful woman it again what oh happy finally someone with some taste [Music] told you I was beautiful okay let's see here today you did three jumping jacks one sit-up and half a push-up well that's better than yesterday what are you drinking energy drink gotta replace my electrolytes each root beer man you gotta be serious about your nutrition you got to think of your body as a machine nutrition is the fuel what's a typical day of food for you well I start with a sensible breakfast why a bunch of powdered sugar on a hot dog that's not sensible that is insensible what about lunch usually turkey firm with John wheat okay that's pretty good I just deep-fried that sucker and jumped a bunch of powdered sugar on top I'm scared to ask would you eat for dinner I like a big dinner helps me sleep I'll take a casserole dish something big and deep for about two inches of powdered sugar in there a rack of baby back ribs the layer of marshmallows more powdered sugar tell us about yay high throw that dude in the microwave for about 45 minutes sprinkle with powdered sugar and serve hmm that's what you eat for dinner well I supplement throughout the day with these protein bars that's a boob of cookie dough look at him go look at that commitment that's why he's the buffoon yesterday was a little shaky we lost a lot of customers and we lost a lot of morale but we're gonna turn it around today yeah because we're not in the loser business we're in the pizza business yeah and like pizza dough will rise to the occasion yeah we're gonna work fast we're gonna work smart and we're gonna put each of you in a position where it will be impossible for you to fail now who's with me then in this pantry why don't we suppose they're doing here you're doing it I think that went pretty well welcome to Girardi's Matic your order there's so many choices what would you recommend you little feisty like a beautiful tiger waiting to pounce you need it cheese by Asiago and you you have a wisdom about you it wisdom that whispers mushroom enjoy [Music] [Music] finds out the secret to a successful restaurant I'll mouse don't let do the Health Department Oh No thank you it wouldn't be fair give someone else a chance after all I'm the same wait a second I'm not the same I'm the fastest mouse in on a vehicle I'm the jock give me a number where did you give address I thought have to deserve something a little nicer than a smog look how pretty a toils all my years of teaching I have never seen such grace such beauty on the dance floor if I like you thank you are we talking to Cathy go bad I have a strict rule about dating my students good thing for that rule mm-hmm okay dokay everyone I'll see you next week are you sure will I'm gonna practice every day yeah whatever pinky until Monday Cathy I'll be counting the seconds her not dos tres Quatro Cinco seis siete ocho very yes on say dos a crazy well what do you think hmm he's pretty nice I guess maybe I could put my hole over here what are you talking about you don't have to live in a hole you got all the space I don't know he seems so B I could help you decorate Oh it'll be fun I have a really great eye it's my left one my right eyes just a regular eye oh no wait I'm wrong my right eyes my great eye my left eye has x-ray vision hey my eyes are up here okay I can totally see through that now can I please start the race sorry rabbit it's been too long [Applause] [Music] what happened I must add some bad eggs you believe they want to get you some help no you need to finish this is your dream I should have been a good friend and supported you I'm just gonna have to get used to the idea that yours a jock and I'm the loser oh go you dependable uptight hunky losers stud I'm a man and not finishing without you [Music] I can't believe you carried a fee 23 miles what an incredible gesture pinky he would've done the same for me beautiful just beautiful look you can clearly see my be crossing the finish line before you that means I won the circle of friendship is finally restored I am the stud you're the buffoon you're the uptight one and you're the mouse the mouse I thought you said I was a dependable one he's really not getting this Friendship Circle thing you see then again he's not the smart guy I'm the smart guy and the feint and the jock the hunk the dependable one a golden boy another in a dress it's the last class I want to look nice can I get everyone's attention I just want to say it's been a pleasure being your instructor for the past few weeks you have all come so very far of course some of you have come farther than others now let's dance [Music] beautiful drinks speedy you know there's such a thing as knocking come on I want to show you something what are we doing here remember when you asked if it was my dream to own a restaurant yes well it's not but I had a hunch it might be yours pizzarriba saying you're Bonnie I don't know what to say just say you'll hold the table for us on Sunday nights now this is more like it hanging out of Girardi's i mean pizza Reba ballot for jewel I'm playing cheese for joy it's a man in a not easy being a pig where's Daffy speedy put him in charge of deliveries what's the address eight one six beech tree [Music] what's the order one large pepperoni pizza deliver the pizza roll out you're supposed to be the deeper not a DP you're the man copy the woman a woman unlike any I've ever met bugs say your bunny bugs as mistresses actually just bugs in a wig taking a dance class with porky oh right he said that I signed up to be Porky's dance partner not to be the target of your incessant flirting I mean I certainly didn't help things by looking so beautiful beautiful who said you're beautiful you did I would just be nice you're clearly the most unattractive woman in the class so I was trying to make you feel better about yourself it's called overcompensating Claire okay no unbelievable this guy I need I know that he has the cosine is the hombre a blonde or [Laughter] [Music] you

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Keywords: Scooby-Doo!, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Compilation, Cartoons, Classic Cartoons, Animation, full episodes, Scooby doo where are you, chuck jones, Mel Blanc, Spike the Dog, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Coyote & Roadrunner, the looney tunes show, yosemite sam, elmer fudd, kristen wiig, sitcom, LT2018, LTS

Id: 9UKgPs1XHRI

Length: 18min 57sec (1137 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 27 2018