Looney Tunes | Best Cold Opens Vol. 2 | WB Kids

can I get a carry cake a whole cake I'm having dinner with Lola and her parents so you're getting carrot cake isn't that a little cliche rabbits carriage here's your a carrot cake you know on second thought I think I'll get a lemon meringue pie instead ooh that sounds good can I get a sample of that I'm sorry we don't give samples what how do we know if I want it if I can't sample it first come on just give me a little taste here you go what is the big deal I'm talking about a teeny little taste no one would know what do you think I'm gonna shove my whole hand in it you think I'm gonna rub my face in it and ruin it for everyone else I wouldn't do that I would take a teeny little taste and then decide if I wanted it mmm and I don't you know what I'll pick a carrot cake after all okay everybody I want to introduce the rest of the workout team this is Tracy and Jesse all right we're just going to start you off with a little light jog just jog in place you want to really warm up those legs get them ready for what's to come want to see a movie with me in palki can't I'm doing my workout and now let's do some jumping jacks you're gonna want to keep your core tight and your arms will you get me a water no yeah will you get me a water and now let me know you know it's dangerous to work out without being properly hydrated hmm what is taking you so long you have to face time you can put any way down don't rush me there's no guard forward I'm not telling you you're fun to play with is the Voyager Grif a word if you can't say it it's probably not avoid okay fine dah vogue what I challenge Dhar fog is a word use it in a sentence I just did dar vogue is a word that's a sentence do you not know what a sentence is because if you don't know what a sentence is so we shouldn't play it would be like playing with a child you want some D I am darvon give me a wrench porky huh oh sorry I was studying studying yeah I went back to school oh boy I figured the catering business can be such a bleep a roller coaster it's good to keep your options open you believe besides I believe in love school you know for two people that spend a lot of time together we really have nothing in common huh that should do it a break there won't be a fixing nothing but women love a guy who works on his car either bugs his gloves gotta protect my delicate hands women love a man with a soft touch what's your waking at don't you wave at me well most women Tina I hear what you're saying I do I just feel that since you were with me when I got the parking ticket you should pay half of it I gotta go it's the other line hello this is Daffy Duck oh you know I would love to go door-to-door to help for mayor get reelected but unfortunately I'm not a United States citizen so I probably shouldn't get involved with your politics where am i from uh Albania Albania I'm from Albania yes I am how you say visiting your country so I sorry but please to take me off your phone list okay adios laughs Albanian for a goodbye oh well that was fun good match that's it I figured it out I finally know what I want to do with my life be a professional basketball player your tree and a half feet tall you know you're a real dream killer I hope you don't ever have children I thought you were a hairdresser it's time for a new challenge and I can't find my scissors I'll be a farmer work the land feed the people they get up at 4:00 in the morning I know what I'll be a mountain climber did you say climber climb large mountains scale impossible big you can't even climb the stairs it's the altitude I've reached the stomach what of you [Music] oh hey what's your home phone number the shame is your home phone number ah what are you doing I got a new phone what happened to your old phone toilet what's Porky's number you don't know Porky's phone number no he calls me but this way when he calls I'll recognize the number now know not to answer it by five five zero eight one five what's his last name you don't know Porky's last name it's pig pig are you kidding I thought that was his nickname that is fantastic Pig how do you spell that hey what do you do there every day you don't have any money I don't need money I go to the food court need free samples hmm are you looking for your place it's in the closet it's a handbag not a purse why don't you just carry a wallet and what am I supposed to do with all my items what items my phone sunglasses my mints it's my lipgloss my scrunchies I can't believe you go out looking like that you're right Christmas the time of year when the chill in the air brings out the warmth in your heart but what happens to the Christmas spirit when it's a hundred and four degrees outside bugs christmas is almost here aren't you excited not really it's December and it's a hundred degrees out here what do you think it's too hot for Christmas too hot for Christmas how could you say such a thing I feel woozy oh I'm gonna faint that's because you're wearing a parka huh oh oh yeah that's much better what are we talking about again not doing Christmas this year you look that way we could even they probably find free parking on the street porky you gotta learn to treat yourself right enjoy the finer things in life all right hey you it's Paul Paul I am guessing you've never driven a vehicle quite like this one no sir I haven't are those the t's first of all I could do without the attitude second of all these are obviously pliers because the ignition key is obviously broken off in the ignition itself obviously due to a fit I had regarding a personal batter and don't get any ideas I locked the glove compartment hey sometimes you gotta treat people wrong to treat yourself right in here what's the emergency can you open this for me you called 9-1-1 because you couldn't open a can of tuna no first I called bugs then I called my girlfriend and then I called porky then i called 9-1-1 [Music] Daffy you don't got a shout I'm right here man Wyatt they're lobsters in my swimming pool because your bathtub wasn't big enough there you go just like the ocean why do you have lobsters at all I'm gonna sell them lobsters go for $20 a pound I bet this chubby Bubber will fetch a hundred bucks easy a relatively painless way to make a living if I do say so myself painless [Applause] watch app dad I need to borrow your TV beg your pardon I got a date with a cute little filly and she's coming over for movie night what's wrong with your TV it's a 1952 black and white set ain't got no surround sound ain't got no high-definition I'm trying to impress her Sam I'm not gonna help you lie to some girl so you can trick her into dating you fine ooh what about your Nobel Prize let it seal the deal now what kind of weirdo would pretend to have won the Nobel Prize pretty good status update huh oh yeah I'm gonna get a lot of likes on this one hey mr. duck you want to play what are you doing out of school it's spring break Spring Break we get a week off from school you're never in school how do you learn anything you get a week off at Christmas three months off for the summer and now you're on spring break no wonder Canada is killing us these days so do you wanna play no I do not want to play I'm a grown-up grown-ups do not play hey bugs you want to play I'm going to the grocery store oh wait here it's just a few things a few things huh what do you need with 16 tubes of lip balm you don't have lips it's not for my lips I don't want to know what's this a drawing yeah I need some of those I forget what they're called eggs eggs how do you remember that I take it you don't have any money oh thank you that's for the list too [Music] enema issues I bought them online they're gonna make me run faster jump higher and dunk harder b-but they look nice they're gonna even look nicer on your face when I go up for a rim rattling Jam come on feed the big man um uh I think your laces are extra loan for extra support hope you brought your umbrella because it's about to rain threes oh here's one it says compact this is compact compact huh relax we'll use the back door what back door I got oil that will be Taiyo get along little bully little bully or you know what Lester will soon be your home [Music] a peeping tom CAD violation of my personal space [Music] here you go Poochie I do enjoy a boxed lunch [Music] all right Oh [Music] you're gonna break it I think I know my own recliner sometimes it just sticks gotta give it a little yeah gotta give it a little but sometimes it knows you're gonna do that so you got a surprise it with a little Chinese for lunch I had Chinese for breakfast sunset room that pizzarriba we always go to pizzarriba I like pizzarriba just tell me where I'm going rock paper scissors I win what are you talking about you have a rock I have scissors scissors cut rock scissors either they don't cut rock where do you think pebbles come from hmm fine let's do it again I win a like what if the assessor's cut paper this isn't paper evilly and what is it it's a karate chop to your face oh I love Chinese I have an edit since breakfast [Music] [Music] what happened what is that that's my new runner's watch it's got everything tracks how far you've run your heart rate calories trying to that GPS to tell you exactly where you are and if I ever lose it I can pinpoint exactly where it is on my cell phone huh how far have we gone 0.04 miles what we've been jogging forever we've been jogging for 20 seconds does that thing have a defibrillator no why because I think my heart just stopped no wait there it is I think I'm gonna head home no way that it's too far I'd never make it baby I'll just wait here till bugs gets back he can carry me Oh Bugs Bunny I have an appointment with dr. Weisberg go ahead and take a seat Daffy oh hey bugs what are you doing here reading my subscription ran out see it come to a doctor's office no I come to a doctor's office waiting room it's very pleasant fishtank classical music very nice someone ordered Chinese food right here [Music] Oh new answering machine yes in do me a favor this time if you don't like someone's message just press Delete don't flush it down the toilet hi this is bugs and Daffy we're not here please how do you know I'm not here maybe I'm screening the call fine you leave the message really hmm my voice on the answering machine thanks bugs hello hello I can't hear you I can't hear anything you're saying speak up louder hahaha just kidding this is an outgoing message and you just got pranked Bernd oh man think how stupid everyone I'll feel when they call us classic bit huh oh yeah classic this is bugs and Daffy we're not here please leave a message oh thanks cheesy dashboard hula dolls and dirty blanket for hot ticket items [Music]

Channel: WB Kids

Views: 11,637,543

Keywords: Scooby-Doo!, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Compilation, Cartoons, Classic Cartoons, Animation, full episodes, Scooby doo where are you, chuck jones, Mel Blanc, Spike the Dog, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Coyote & Roadrunner, LT2018, LTS

Id: h2oKmInMfts

Length: 21min 14sec (1274 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 15 2019