Looney Tunes | The Many Faces of Daffy Duck | WB Kids

hmm Steve faint change Wow I'm your biggest fan oh thank you very much would you like a signed copy of my book no book for like cellphones and doctors takes forever to get an appointment and I don't have insurance do you sign my beat I can't see it on his face Leslie hunt who's she I'm Leslie hunt you're Steve st. James no Steve st. James is a character that I played on TV I'm Leslie hunt who I thought you said you were my biggest fan I'm Steve st. James's biggest fan and you're no Steve st. James that's what I said that's what I said uh-huh I need a cup of coffee well if it's not gonna be Steve st. James then I will that's telling you'd make a great chauffer [Music] where are you going you don't have your homework I'm going to work you're looking at the new junior assistant manager at copy place Brian got fired for stealing ink what about beauty school what about our dream that was never my dream I wasn't even good at it but you only have one more test before you get your cosmetology license I don't want my cosmetology license Oh nice perm hey if anyone should be a hairdresser it's you [Music] Tina Ruth oh it's time to get your cosmetology license excuse me do you have a quarter for the parking meter no but you're holding a quarter what this this isn't a quarter that's not a quarter no this is a fake I'm agent Jimmy glass and this is agent I rebuttals and were with a Treasury Department we're investigating a highly illegal counterfeit operation in the area I'm gonna need to see your wallet oh of course yep this one looks a little iffy gonna have to run some tests now get out of here but keep your eyes and ears open that's it I thought in order to go to the reunion you needed to be someone you're not a success what it turns out you should just go with someone you already are a liar you want me to go to the reunion and just lie about how successful I am that's a horrible idea I'm lying it's a great idea or was that a lie this lying could get out of control or as fast a lie the lying is in control Oh beretta I want to look like this this is a recipe for salmon balls gimme that I haven't had time to make those seven minutes they're out of their minds I want to look like this first of all that's a woman second of all that's a nose you have a beak you know your bedside manner could use some work smaller smaller smaller anything smaller would be too drastic a change the drastic ER the bedroom hmm when do you want to have it done now sorry you have a very slappable face and what is this Daffy Duck do for a living anyway tell me oh you know stuff stop what do you mean stuff are you telling me that he's unemployed dad Daffy he's a good guy he's a lawyer a what why didn't you tell me he was a lawyer I mean that's fantastic this is great what am I gonna meet this wonderful person oh you know I don't know I'm sure he's very busy being a liar I mean a lawyer honey a young man is never too busy to meet his girlfriend's father remember that I can't believe that you're dating a lawyer I can't either oh hi Tina you so you're here to see Daffy is this your dad hi I'm Willa Duffy's secretary can I get you a cup of coffee or a banana milkshake a coffee is fine mr. duck we have some visitors I'll be right out let me just wrap up this call with the Supreme Court you must be mr. Russo it's such a pleasure to meet the father of the most wonderful woman in the world you can call me Frank we saw your face on a bus bench oh-ho that was Lois idea gets a firm's name out there nothing wrong with a little hustle am i right Frank well this has been a lot of fun but we gotta get you checked in to the hotel Hotel hush you can't stay at a hotel you'll stay at my house no no no no really oh that would be great I hate hotels didn't stay at my place honey your apartment is too small that's why I was saying at a hotel no no I insist you stay at my house what good is it to be successful enough to own your own home with a pool in an upscale neighborhood if you can't share it then it's all settled now come on Tina we've taken up entirely too much of this fine young man's time Lola will you get Judge Judy on the line and I'll have another banana milkshake gorgeous Tina you've outdone yourself thank you it wasn't easy yeah it's like straw you wouldn't feed a donkey but as I always say extensions a Brazilian Blowout and platinum highlights can hide any floor well you've just earned yourself a cosmetology license congratulations Tina Jaffee cheetah I mean it's my twin sister greener what are you doing here I'm returning my wig heads what are you doing here what what is going on I'm not Tina Russo then who are you who am I until recently I didn't know the answer but now I do you see my whole life I've been forced to live among ugly people helpless to do anything about but now safe disease I have the power to trim the ugliness away one haircut at a time so you asked me who I am I'll tell you I'm Daffy Duck and I'm a hairdresser where are we going daddy I'm no longer Daffy I'm Steve st. James off-duty cop then we're going wherever justice is sleeping it needs to be woken up by me Steve st. James off-duty cop so I just keep going straight pull over no park illegally more illegally look you don't have time to play by the rules huh um aren't you forgetting something Oh will you marry me I know he was doing he was stealing your ring and beautifully placing it in this elegant box no I was sorting her and that's the code nine I might be off-duty but I'm not off my game looks like your meters expired call me if you have any more trouble ma'am day or night well never before 11 a.m. and don't call after 5:00 and also when you call it'll be my roommates voice on the answering machine I don't know how to change it also I don't know how to access messages so just keep calling anytime day or night between 11:00 and 5:00 and not on weekends well after high school I just had to get away from it all get back to what's important the land I've got about 30 thousand acres in Montana probably about 50 thousand head of cattle that's about two heads of cattle per acre yeah I love a cattle drive too much spitting I signed up after graduation I heard the call of duty and I answered oh this what you call heroism I call duty believe me when you're doing your duty you don't think about the fact that you're doing your duty it's your duty you just do it you do your duty too much saying the white duty [Music] are you ready to see the new you my middle name is ready actually at Shelton I tried going with Armando for a while but it never caught on probably because of your middle name doesn't come up in conversation very much I tried working it in but Oh what is it how do I look gorgeous now hear opening statements in the case of Samuel Rosenbaum versus speedy Gonzalez proprietor pizzarriba mr. duck you may proceed thank you your honor the evidence that I will present to you today will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that this gentleman speedy gonzales knowingly and willfully served my client dangerously hot pizza with no warning and with no regard for the physical and emotional trauma that followed I will prove that mr. Gonzalez has carelessness was no accident but instead the direct result of his endless need for speed we will show you that had mr. Gonzalez simply taken more time between the oven and the table to allow the pizza to cool then this senseless tragedy could have been avoided ladies and gentlemen of the jury mr. Gonzalez likes to brag that he's the fastest mouse in all of Mexico but this is America and in America speed can kill or in this case earn thank you your honor mr. Gonzales yeah he's not only a lawyer hmm well then this case is dismissed well that was fast I didn't even have time to get business cards printed what about my million dollars what didn't you tell me you weren't a real lawyer Oh get them out of my courtroom ingles [Music] [Music] remember me we were in homeroom together oh hey Tanya long time no see what you've been up to me oh I uh are you married married uh yes happily married very happily married to a model Wow any kids two kids boy and a girl Tegan and Cassidy also models G well it's great to see you it's great to see you Tanya what was I so worried about I don't need bugs Elliott Hauser Oh Heidi Gardner Timmy Bankard friends of yours well I don't know any of these people who D free men did you hear that Daffy Duck won a bronze medal at the Olympics hmm I'm supposed to be keeping track of Daddy's lies and instead I've been standing around drinking punch well I'm now the head of a very profitable nonprofit organization I used to be a pro surfer but after the shark attack I had an epiphany and decided to dedicate my life to the betterment of society and I'm also a model Ken fancy for lunch what's the occasion I'm the occasion what happened to you I got a beak job look no bump you'll mess up your whole face just to get rid of a stupid butt you look crazy if I look so crazy how come everyone caring at me because you look crazy Daffy I liked your old beak but my old beak had an imperfection and when it comes to my appearance there can be no in sections well it looks like a dog ate your face I like to bump I like all your imperfections well not all of them your imperfections that will make you you and I like you oh I get it you're jealous because I have this perfect little beak and you have that giant nightmare thanks for helping out I'll take it from here who are you Steve st. James off-duty cop arrest this one too you've been impersonating a cop and handcuffing people all over town impersonating a chauffeur that's not illegal it's pathetic but it's not illegal get this guy out of my face I'm putting you down as a witness so I'm gonna need your name to evil behavior that Brandon Steele I'm just gonna put your fur [Music] you

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Id: Utq8hfyrt1Y

Length: 16min 50sec (1010 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 02 2018