Looney Tunes | Best Cold Opens Vol. 1 | WB Kids

Oh [Music] excuse me sir the country club is for members only well I'm a member what's your membership number one I'm number one one is not a valid membership number did I say one I'm in too sir if you're not a member I'm going to have to insist that you acts at the property fine I don't want to belong to a club that would have me it's a member anyway we don't have you as a member and you never will membership number 1673 1673 huh [Music] [Music] membership number 1673 looks like I have a new lucky number no dummy 1673 who was the first president of the United States Oprah George Washington what is the capital of Alaska New York Juno how many sides are on a triangle eight no four no eight three name an ingredient in spaghetti and meatballs oranges meatballs you've just won a million dollars how is it that that dummy won a million dollars and I've never won anything no I'm sure it's just a matter of time you'd better be because I don't want to end up a bitter jealous person see I should go on a game show what game show are you qualified for uh we love words you don't know how to spell have I prices correct how much you think this pack of gum sells for $33,000 good luck with that stay tuned for the new game show Bessie's where knowing all about your best friend leads to big prizes we should go on that we've been best friends forever we know everything there is to know about each other I never thought I would say this but that's not a bad idea Daffy Duck why thank you bugs I want to say by the play Nia did you know it's a tree at 277 miles long 18 miles wide and over in on the Amy a mile deep I mean in places it's Anna and not a mile deep everywhere of all that able to it looks like a mile even did you know able be a recent evidence suggests the APA Colorado River form the canyon over maybe they have earplugs in a gift shop Oh many license plate uh-huh Daniel Darvin Doug Eduardo what up no Daffy you have five darvin's and no Daffy Darvin Oh in one Grand Canyon jokes that's about a thousand more than I thought they were I mean what did someone just match Darren and Marvin together and think that that's a clever name well it's not it's a stupid name Darvin is the world's stupidest name great name and the soda I left my wallet at home was originally inhabited by unity in Native American some will make it considered the Grand Canyon even it to be a holy site so what do you think I've seen better let's go see a movie sir you threw a can of soda into the Grand Canyon that's littering on federal property and who are you I'm a park ranger who are you Oh Darvin Angell's son you're coming with me wait buddy if you don't put some pants on you're gonna be coming with me too I think I saw some in the gift shop let me go and I'll tell you whatever you want I got my wallet look for him whatever he wants aren't you gonna eat that say something why is the Grand Canyon called the Grand Canyon cuz he thought gargantuan Canyon made him sound fat well if you don't like that one I got a thousand more [Music] [Applause] why am I stuck doing this don't you remember we agreed that you'll do the choice for the voice 365 days of the year and I'll do them for the rest of the year all right sucker I wonder what he's up to what do I always say don't get involved in your neighbors business before you know it their business is your business it's a very slippery slope Daffy when you live in a neighborhood you live by a strict code of conduct part of it is being friendly to your neighbors even the bad ones yeah what's up neighbor none of your business you buck-toothed varmint ha ha what are you laughing at big face we're just trying to be friendly I don't need friendship I don't need nothing I'm totally self-sufficient or at least I'm about to be with these here solar panels good my high energy bills hello self-sufficiency whoops I wanted to keep that wish I label these things [Music] jackpot I'm off the grid son do your thing hear that that's the sound of Yosemite Sam never needed nothing from nobody never again have fun paying your electric bill losers playing all by yourself get some friends kid I'm all-in fold I'm never playing with you again [Music] [Applause] darling I probably shouldn't be writing to you but I can't get you out of my mind that weekend we spent in Vermont was the most powerful experience of my life you were the most perfect man that was ever created and I must have you what are you doing reading a letter that's not address to you oh it's not a crime yes this is your mail look here's a twenty spot if you give me back the letter bribing a government official is also a crime and as this counterfeiting money what you're gonna tell me that's a crime - last time I checked I was living in America oh look over there where you people let me read your mail as soon as I can make a counterfeit passport I'm moving to Mexico [Music] when normal people travel they fly or drop anything but this it's not sanitary it's nostalgic why don't you relax you turn into a real maniac on these trips I am relaxed I'm more relaxed than you'll ever be it's not a competition it's a vacation till you even know where we're going I'm following the directions GPS is never wrong I'm getting claustrophobic Elia Casa de Calma the fanciest mystery site on earth what is Casa de Calma Spanish for false advertising yeah I think we launched knock never buy a GPS from a vending machine hey isn't that your uncle hey Daffy it's me uncle I've never seen that man before in my life let's go [Music] when are you gonna learn how to swim swimming for Luther through can't afford boats go away no I don't wanna play I said I don't want to play there's leash laws you know [Music] alright I'll do it do what I'm hosting a bachelor auction for charity and I ask that bucks to be in it what am i invisible I'm the most eligible bachelor here what's the charity it'll be near their literacy that's my favorite charity there's too much literacy in the world we need to fight against literacy do the air daddy yeah the fat is for literacy what who's for literacy our highways and byways are covered in litter I for one think it should be a crime littering is a crime you went to jail for it literacy is the ability to read and write oh then count me in oh and in [Music] hmm should I buy a new TV or should I buy one of those massage chairs ha tough life what are you wearing law pants what kind of pants mopeds Penske winter the mall it's a sign of respect so why aren't you wearing a shirt too much respect it's the mall not Church awful I can't afford a shirt I suppose I could buy the TV and just go somewhere for a massage you know what no more underwear huh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] can I help you Daffy Duck picking up my business cards how's the wizard business going great lots of magic spells things like that that'll be 2 15 25 that seems lovely high price reduce reduce do you have any fours Daffy we're playing chess ah was a colonel snow in the pantry with a candlestick do you even know how to play chess of course I do let's see what's for breakfast hmm what have we here does we have to put carrots and everything what are you doing yeah that wasn't an overreaction [Music] [Music] come on you're snoring wake up do you need to fly so loudly I'm trying to sleep [Music] be right there well that was a lie one second one I said I'm coming what happened in this country no one hustles anymore that's why Canada is killing us these days you have a baby I knew it I knew you were lying to me I thought I knew you I thought you were my girlfriend I let myself be vulnerable with you I trusted you well not anymore do you hear that that's the sound of my walls going back up lose my number because you are dead to me d e D dead it's not my kid it's my sisters I'm babysitting she's adorable he's a boy looks like a girl so why did you ever wonder how speedy got his pizza place not really I wasn't talking to you well it all started at a baseball game when who are you talking to just watch direct 100 you jumped you're the world's worst I watch it if I were you would they love it hey Rodriguez stupid strike two break out the aloe vera this guy just got burned daddy come on I bet you're a terrible husband and father [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] come on we're gonna be late for the movie what are you wearing I don't know about you but I'm getting a student discount you're driving you always drive let me drive I'm not going in that thing it's not a thing it's a parade float it'll take you say 18 hours to find a parking spot I'm driving you think you get to make all the decisions what are you the man in the relationship we're not in a relationship well guess what I'm a man too and today this man is going to drive you to the movies and buy your ticket so you can just leave your wallet and keys here because this man is wearing the pants today oops almost forgot my purse come on you big lug hmm the only thing better than a side cup of coffee 1/4 cup of coffee [Music] come on we're gonna be late late for what to meet Steve st. James who Steve st. James he was off-duty cop on the hit show off-duty cop an old TV show about the detective in his Butler chauffeur why would a detective have a chauffeur because he with Steve st. James such detective who couldn't let justice leave just because he was off-duty so Yanis your fur drive him around to make justice not sleep I need another cup of coffee come on he's making an appearance at the mall I can't I got a doctor's appointment what's wrong with you nothing it's my yearly physical when was the last time you got one never I've never been to the doctor I'm the picture of health oh my what is that shooting pain tingling [Music] I almost forgot to turn on my sound machine and this looks like it's gonna be about a 38-yard field and what are you doing I was watching the game off-duty cop marathon I knew it you're a cop I'm an off-duty cop [Music] you know what's great with hot coffee coffee cake no turn it back unless you want a coffee kick you asked for it I [Music] gotta get a bootcut man [Music] Hey what I thought maybe we can hang out can't got a date with Tina well maybe I'll see what buds is doing whatever bookie hi buds what are you doing here I thought maybe what your hangout oh I can't I got a date with Lola oh okay I asked you if you wanted to hang out look but you probably have a girlfriend too I don't got a girlfriend oh hey you wanna hang out no really thank you when I hang out it sure hey what do you want to do oh I don't know what do you wanna do oh I'm pretty easy yeah whatever you want to do it doesn't matter to me I'm up for anything are you hungry we could get something to eat early where do you want to go I don't know hey you want to go to Teddy's I don't know I even don't really like Teddy's how can you not like Teddy's let's just go to Pizza Reba we always got a pizza Reba come on it'll be fun well okay when you put it over that way I'm glad we're friends it would me too [Music] am i good is it clear I can't tell I'm clear not clear what are you doing in my blind spot everyone's in your blind spot this car is nothing but blind spots it's not a car it's a parade float now am i clear I don't know all I see is a giant foot it's not a giant foot it's a giant flipper that's it I'm going for it great now we have to go to the carwash oh no I'm getting out here what are you crazy you're on the side of a freeway it's dangerous not as dangerous as riding in that thing suit yourself [Music] am i clear I'm going for it this is helmet göransson from the Nobel Prize foundation I am calling to inform mr. Bugs Bunny that he has been awarded the Nobel Prize message deleted Daffy Tina just reminding you tomorrow's date night don't forget to make message deleted anything important three people one slice classic scenario what to do what to do I mean nobody wants to be the one to take the last look at what height a three foot six will put six foot three wait I don't know actually it's baby a hundred you're six foot three we'll put 185 are you sure about this trust me I'm an expert at online dating a Blee but what's gonna happen I finally meet one of these women won't they be disappointed any woman that goes out with Porky Pig is gonna be disappointed no matter what which brings us to your name we can keep pig or porky but we can't keep both huh keep porky it can't keep pig you know what let's dump on both your names lorenzo Villiger I Rosa there you're done Abel and what about my picture but you can hardly see me precisely Lorenzo [Music]

Channel: WB Kids

Views: 2,188,129

Rating: 4.6451268 out of 5

Keywords: Scooby-Doo!, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Compilation, Cartoons, Classic Cartoons, Animation, full episodes, Scooby doo where are you, chuck jones, Mel Blanc, Spike the Dog, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Coyote & Roadrunner, LT2018, LTS

Id: ne-jaMWpKmw

Length: 26min 1sec (1561 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 11 2019