Woody Woodpecker Show | Getting Comfortable | Full Episode | Videos For Kids

[Music] oh hmm i've been waiting all year for this the world championship west lapland dog and crayfish show now let's see if i've got everything chips soda water fruit smoothie ice mango surprise peanut butter crackers t-bone steak microwavable cheesy wheat fan heater room builder pillow blanket beak warmer perfect everything i need for complete comfort [Music] it's just a feather [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] huh [Music] [Applause] all right [Music] welcome to the 357th annual west lapland dog and crayfish show talk about perfect timing [Music] uh [Music] [Music] huh where'd you go all right that's it buster [Music] honestly woody that's the last time i come over for christmas dinner [Music] [Music] up next snowball from zazlov that's my girl go snowball go [Music] wait a minute feathers are from birds that's it [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] me and my feathers are heading south before it gets any colder [Music] [Music] hmm [Music] [Applause] [Music] and next up molly from mcabee [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] and the crowd goes wild as molly from mcafee wins the show hush now as she makes her way to the winner's box just in time to see molly take home the gold hmm too hard [Music] now this is [Music] [Music] you know this life of leisure is wearing me down what i need is a vacation hello travel agency i'd like to book a vacation preferably somewhere warm i've saved my whole life for this trip so money is no object you heard me a nice long holiday what a swell set up [Music] hello friend you look like you could use a vacation who are you point buzzy traveling vacation salesman splatoon yes sir you have just won a free vacation to the german polynesian islands with a one-time processing fee of five thousand dollars you will be well on your way to the island vacation of your dreams hmm german polynesian eh well how come i never heard of them well yeah that's because it's an island and they don't have any phones it keeps away the riffraff how quaintly rustic well i have to think about it there will be girls split i'll go on with you not just any girls chum hula frowls hula frows what's a hula frown [Music] there's just the business and a five grand then you're good to go hula fries here i come okay let's get this crate off the ground please don't annoy the pilot there and take off this i gotta see contact the ground control we are experiencing toilets mayday mayday [Applause] [Music] um [Music] join us now for thrilling tropical high dive spear fishing in our exotic fish tanks [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh swell and guess what for a hundred bucks more those can be cooked up in a customized culinary concoction by our very own chef f.e knew chef fe knew yeah if he knew you were coming he'd have baked the cake hmm hey you where's this so-called luau what luau this luau the one with the hula frows right this way my good fella [Music] sap nah that's silly [Music] [Music] yes what's going on in there sorry invitation only [Music] oh boy the song the thrills the hula frowns what a luau and i owe it all to you pal this is the best vacation i've ever had in my life wait a minute there ain't no wow that ain't no vacation and i'll prove it but [Music] hey let me back in beat it i'm taking over this vacation oh yeah well i paid for it there's your money back deal's worth now get lost i'll report you to the german polynesian travel bureau jamin polynesian [Laughter] you go ahead and do that chum i made it [Applause] [Music] hello german polynesian travel bureau i'd like to report someone show yeah some buzzard tried to sell me a scam vacation hula frows heroic crowbar jack the dynamite what am i gonna get next how about five to ten in the pokey [Laughter] [Music] [Music] uh when you want to make the plane go up you gotta push a stick backwards and when you want it hot dog [Laughter] [Music] now [Music] so still playing pilot huh yeah and someday i'm going to pilot the clamper [Music] here well pilot this clipper [Music] clipper what a sense of humor i'll kill that big fat headband [Music] [Music] please [Music] why are you little take it easy side take it easy i want to fly like the birds oh you wanna fly huh okay you asked for it [Music] how'd you like your first solo flight [Applause] well what do you know a pilot suit what's the matter with the zip in the zipper come on open up [Music] [Music] [Music] a real plane hey you get out of that plane my mother told me to take this one [Music] back here you hear me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] no plane either [Applause] [Music] hey [Music] uh [Music] open up [Music] yes [Music] [Music] wow [Applause] [Music] welcome race fans to the big cross city challenge where each contestant must drive 50 growing miles through the city streets [Applause] step right up all my adoring fans and i'll go the best driver on the track [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey funny little man do you want my automograph it's 20 bucks nah i'm here for lead foot [Music] [Applause] now pay me 20 bucks [Applause] whistles and these tires will grip the track tighter than a grandma pinching cheeks on christmas sounds like you know your cars woody ah you don't know squat woodpecker that car is a hunk of junk and lead foot couldn't drive his way out of a parking lot [Music] oh no what have i done tough break dead [Music] let me make this up to you lead foot by driving for you well you sure do know a lot about cars hey if you could just keep the pole position maybe my car's undefeated record could stand another day ladies and gentlemen it looks like the race has a new driver rookie racer woody woodpecker he's behind the wheel of the legendary and now newly painted car number nine huh hey that car has fleas and and that driver he ain't even got his learner's [Applause] [Music] oh permission no fair i wasn't ready [Applause] [Music] [Music] i think i look my best in the lead oh actually i look my best in a televised interview [Music] well you see when i was young i had a really traumatic goal like trial twitter and whatnot which is of course what has pushed me to be as fast and articulated as i am today [Music] this doesn't look like regulation racing to me [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] enjoy hanging out ooh it looks like woody woodpecker is out of the lead indefinitely go julie go go julie go he's me he's me who's the man who's the man i guess that would be me my streak is lost [Music] [Music] don't worry lead foot i'm not gonna let you down [Applause] [Music] what a tow booth one buck to use the bridge bub that's my last buck i'll also need a smart tool your clothing tire tool your tire speeding tool your engine block the deal of your house your false teeth and the film rates your life story all righty then hey you didn't say please please now can i cross the bridge to get to the other side sorry friendo no shirt no shoes no service [Music] wow [Applause] [Music] behind the wheel more or less [Music] i got you now dead [Music] but what's this it looks like blackboard can't get his car across the finish line and white woodpecker have done it car number nine streak is headed for the record books but this is a tragedy i was tricked and wronged in false and befouling ways well we did it woody boy howdy we kept number nine streak alive [Applause] [Music] dr rachel i i can't hide it anymore i think it's time i told you how i feel about you tune in next week to see the dramatic conclusion on woodpeck er wow the medical field is so exciting the action the drama nurse living to emergency no doctor winnie to bring sir no no chief of staff wedding to the or stat i'm gonna find out about a career in medicine today [Music] but boss i'm so close all i need is a proper subject to clone [Music] well don't worry boss i'm on top of it yeah i'm a dead man if i don't find a subject to clone right away i'm washed up finished where oh where will i find a volunteer huh hi i want to work here what are the odds it's winnie woodpecker and i'd like to become that's fine that's fine if you'll just step into my lab we'll run a few tests yeah all right listen up this is a precise scientific instrument designed for only one purpose of course um i wouldn't expect a layman to understand why no sir how could a layman be expected to know about a linear instrument designed to test the effect of the harmonic resonance on the rhombic area with an emphasis on the cordial nerve group all right then let's get started [Music] my first medical emergency [Music] complete doc am i ready to work in the er uh let's move on to another test shall we this test will measure your brain activity and iq please answer all my questions as quickly as possible ready ready what is two plus two four what's the definition of plethora a lot what is my tulsa the division of the cell nucleus what is the tolerances in which the earth is at the center of the universe how did you get that so fast is this giving you the answers give me that now ask me a question go ahead ask me hmm what does that liver do this lever that is dangerous doctor this will be perfect training if i decide to go into the physical therapy department just keep running i have to find out if you're a good enough subject to clone what did you say i said phone phone i have to test your hearing on the phone [Music] hmm what would they do on woodpeck er as i always say when in doubt improvise that's inflation for you [Music] it's another medical miracle performed by ruby woodpecker oh when can i use these doctor just get behind the machine [Music] all right winnie this should be painless [Applause] oh i knew i should have finished medical school huh i'm ready for my close-up doctor please read the top line you now you read it i yes you now go ahead why because i said okay okay [Music] oh never mind let's do a cat scan and see what's going on in that head of yours oh no doctor i'm allergic to cats there's no cat here that's just what it's called a cat scan but i sneeze swell up and it's all over luck cat stands for computer exhale tomography there is no feline in this machine i'll prove it to you [Music] doctor now that you see i can handle any emergency situation that arises what department will i be working in emergency room vr recovery operating theater whatever we do have better being a hurry after all my time is valuable end up nothing nowhere i want you out of this hospital wow i'm not so sure i even want to work in a hospital that has the likes of you on the staff harsh words but a doctor has to assert herself i'm going all the way to the top doctor that's not the elevator [Music] oh i'll be blamed for everything i gotta get out of here oh no you don't doctor you're not well enough to leave our daddy in order to work in a hospital you've got to have patience [Music] [Applause] [Music] um [Music] oh [Music] foreign [Music] bye [Music] please oh [Music] so [Music] ah [Music] hmm [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] hello [Music] so [Music] hmm there's nothing i like better than doing nothing to keep me busy all day please it's right over there captain buzzers all day boat tours real cheap you bet you can the deal on the tub bob well chum for a small fee of shall we say 50 bucks i'll take these two on a cruise they'll never forget 50 bucks and uh did i mention i'd be taking the kids off your hands for the whole day a whole day huh it's a steal i mean rest and relaxation here i come and little woodpeckers their use go [Music] so long suckers wait for us [Music] all right that does it i'm the captain of this here pog captain what's our first order sir i'm feeling chilly get me my coat hey maybe this ain't gonna be so bad after all now there's no mop captain a good sailor learns how to make do [Music] this is a life oh cabin kids i'd like my sushi now [Music] in the sushi [Laughter] [Music] this cruise stinks it could be waste how we could be caught in a horrible storm [Music] uh is he okay yeah just let him sleep so what do we do now i know i know i know let's build a two-man shelter to protect us from wild animals yeah just like we learned in woodpecker scouts what about him i say he's on his own yeah [Music] where am i [Music] [Applause] who is it it's captain buzz toss me down a line sailors ah we'd love to help you captain vice but this house only holds you sleep tight don't let the mountain lions bite mountain lions [Applause] [Music] what's on the menu for breakfast [Music] you gotta fish for your own food captain bice let me use one for bait then can't be wasting precious food for me gotta use yourself the bait what forget about it i'll get my food somewhere else [Music] um [Music] all right all right i'll be the bait [Music] [Applause] [Music] please [Music] [Applause] [Music] what happened to captain buzz captain creep you mean he didn't look out for you we did just fine without his kind of help over here wait for me oh thank you thank you thank you get me out of here hurry get this tub moving you two you heard captain buzz now move sure captain buzz we'll get the boat moving under one condition and what's that that you swab the deck [Music] back i'm allergic to being a seafood food [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] so [Music] i love sports season just me the tv and all the snacks i can eat yes it's a great day for an exciting game of badminton they got the bad part right height is a fine day for the healing games i love the healing games better stock up on some more munchies now where are my haggis flavored pork rinds this concludes our pre-preview if you want to see the healing games call your local cable service and pay up today no need [Music] [Music] congratulations mr walrus you're an official cable subscriber yippee deep i uh get a bonus for any referrals mr walrus maybe you can have some friends over to enjoy the highland games did you say highland games [Music] no highland games for me you're the swedish channel yeah [Music] hey buddy can you put your cable on sale for a true scottish patriot the hail and games are the parade of me people we i've watched them since i was a wee scripter of a twig no discounts on my watch red you pay full price like everybody else only two hours till the game and i can't afford full price i need cable oh the swedish channel hmm excuse me mr walrus but we forgot one crucial part of your cable the black box all righty then mr w we'll phone you from the cable office you tell us when your parabolic receiver is giving you the best reception [Music] hello okay mr w i just need you to scan through the channels and stop on 47. stop right there and uh could you turn up the volume now don't move for say oh a week while we make some very technical adjustments [Music] just doing a service check mr walrus how's your cable service going huh the cable's still not coming in what [Music] just uh sampling food packer it's a federal offense to impersonate a man of the gate i'll be keeping a sharp eye on you red that cable service is licensed to mr walrus's tv and here's tv only [Music] hmm if the cable's wired to wally's tv that's just okey-dokey with me [Music] neighbors should share and share a like welcome to the swedish channels cooking with meatballs followed by the hit game show oh boy who wants a green card today's recipe is entitled cooking with plutonium we will make the average wiener dog into the uber wiener dog first we must boil [Music] available for a short time only to use fetus channel viewers for only 30 a month call the number on your screen and order now now pour two cups of swedish fjord water into the pan and bring it through next the alphabets in my super spelling out a message don't hit the good looking woodpecker such flavorful joy i've gotta watch the games wait a minute the cable is registered to wally so the cable can only be watched in wally's house not a problem hmm this is odd [Music] all sorts of events this is yours forget cable satellite is the best reception on the planet three two one and the best part is it's free now i'll never get to watch the highland games you're under arrest for violation of airspace violation of international satellite treaties violation of local and federal zoning laws and for generally having an all-out bad idea you can't arrest me i can't but he can [Music] oh boy we get the highland games [Music] the only games in here are chess by mail and a little diversion the boys call hey what are you staring at [Music] now for my version of what are you staring at the highland games could you at least turn up the volume [Music] hmm uh [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] um [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] do [Music] huh so [Music] you

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Length: 59min 32sec (3572 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 17 2018