Looney Tunes | Best of Porky Pig | WB Kids

[Music] Murphy necessitates please all thank you for holding Audrey what's up doc it'll be a bugs you but why are you here I don't know maybe because I work here but you're not an accountant nope but evidently I have great people skills so what are you working on evilly the Papadopoulos returns it's the most achy a complex tedious tax return and I get a street that's stuck with it every year well what are you waiting for those taxes aren't gonna return themselves rejoin those taxes retain those taxes retainer they turn them return those taxes find those deductions there were three seconds left and everyone knew I was taking the last shot hi Amy Porky Pig yeah that's great I'm Daffy Duck the guy who didn't ask now beat it now where was I oh right so I get the ball the clock starts ticking three two nothing but net Oh Daffy Duck it's all the pretty girls you say you look at this seat taken yo it's right there you're looking right at it greetings our Marvin before an exchange student oh I'm at the where are you from Mars well ladies I better get to class those three days aren't going to make themselves hi Daffy well aren't you sweet in fact the only things sweeter than you it's that cake over there hey cake for the lady you know what cake for everybody it's on me [Applause] are you nerd than joying the cake it's stupendous you know it's a no because it's for a good cause our next Bachelor is even if we get that Daffy Duck let's keep this money train rolling ladies has no job and no education and a credit score of am the mmm negative 13y let's start the bidding at $50 anyone it's for a charity tax-deductible well we tried our a minute next time sold courtesy of yours truly thanks daddy I took a 20 out of your wallet we couldn't ask for a more generous team captain there's more where that came from there's more where that came from right Oh guess what it's time for me to assign everyone their weekly nicknames hmm this is my favorite part porky your nickname tonight the percolator Pete your nickname the Pete inator Oh daddy hold on Marvin your nickname the Marvin a chore nope the okay yeah come on inator daddy I said hold on the pork inator and finally since I am the team captain my nickname will be the drowned Koopa wait mix that poobahs a grand porky I changed my mind your player for now let's bow hello hey pork oh hi bookends bugs what are you doing oh I just could you give me a ride sure you have your driver's license right of course I do [Music] hello oh sorry yeah they messed up my order I mean you know what are you doing at the DMV [Music] driver's license what I do I've never been pulled over for anything I follow the rules of the road safety first you can't talk on a cell phone while driving without a hands-free device July first I bought it for that also I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle your license is expired whoa hey porky what are you doing here my driver's license expired so irresponsible hello again I think you'll really enjoy grating this your past you you got a perfect score that's because I'm passionate about the material now give me my license that was the written test you still need a pass the drivers test drivers test how am I gonna cheat on a driver's test I'm sorry you failed what that's impossible I read a book and rules of the road every night before buddy into bed you get to take it one more time maybe this time don't answer B for every question got any rubber bands Thanks this is thanks tape thanks pencils thanks I only need to be a racist hey pork you got a second you lay bugs hi my name's Diane I'm mr. Bunny's new secretary Oh can I get you a cup of coffee what I'm just having fun you're not supposed to be having fun yeah you're supposed to be in there working why can't I do both huh porky but the average person spends 1/3 of their life at work why would you want to waste a 30-year life being miserable are you saying I should quit no I'm saying that you need to make work fun hmm don't know Beck's well I think it's a great idea [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] where we going daddy I'm no longer Daffy I'm Steve st. James off duty cop and we're going wherever justice is sleeping it needs to be woken up by me Steve st. James off-duty cop so I usually just keep going straight pull over no park illegally more illegally but you don't have time to play by the rules huh um aren't you forgetting something Oh [Music] yeah we're snappy he's helping our neighbors kid try it we already got our pizza no try this one well I like it this one's frozen a play is a pretty impressive pretty impressive is very impressive let me tell you something pinky its porky I like to see you make a restaurant-quality frozen pizza you couldn't do you know why because it's next to impossible but I did it and now I'm going to sell Speedy Gonzales is frozen pizzas and grocery stores all across the country what are they doing I'm filming the commercial later today hey yo subby nee nee nee come on you can be the customer ah I I don't I could play it'll be near the customer pinkie please I'm talking to senior bugs what did you say will you be my frozen pizza commercial I'd love to do it yeah just let porky do it can I at least use your slogan what slogan I like it when did I say that when you try the pizza it's the perfect slogan not too much not too little I don't love it I like it it's pizza man it's not a new car whatever relax pinky okay it's a commercial not a movie but go see the makeup girl did you just so pink I guess that's where he gets his name Nicky you got any paper clips I used online Thanks is that a chandelier made of paper clips you were right bugs even work can be fun [Music] [Music] well I say that was a solid day's work wherever justice tried to sleep we were there to wake it up good work chauffer are you sure the chauffeur doesn't have a name nope just so Ferg he ain't there why is your house covered in it their Christmas decorations isn't it always like that oh hi Hey I hope you don't mind I did a few things around the house I painted the garage I resurfaced a swimming pool oh and I moved everything that was in your room into the kitchen but if you don't like it I can move it back no problem I just have three hours left on the treadmill but after that I definitely can move your stuff back into your bedroom unless you want me to move it into the garage I just painted it are you okay never better never ever ever better are you guys a chief huh I like it closer to the fridge is it so you're saying the chauffeur was in every episode a banana and never give him a name I'll prove it to you st. James have your chauffeur bring the car around he's a human being chief he has a name Brandon Steele use it I do every time I address him Oh Brandon thank goodness you're here how does a stupid episode have you guys seen a these boggles distill I'm sparkling them come on out of sparkle and I need some sparkle you know what I mean what is wrong with you I gotta get more Sparkle I'm okay what are you doing in here I know it's your up to either leave then you leave me no choice [Music] [Applause] [Music] deserve to suffer I mean I probably do [Music] birthday say what yeah I am you know it's early but it you said you knew my secret so I hope you like it a collage made out of assorted photos of me what on earth would possess you to make something this creepy uh evilly because that's what you is being specifically told me you wanted for your birthday they can you set me the photos so you don't want to murder me able you why would I want to murder you Oh question what did you do to fede look who's got a lot of keys now chubby [Music] [Music] six weeks that's a good way to kill somebody [Music] [Music] right [Music] are you late [Applause] [Music] [Music] happy early birthday Daffy pinky was planning to throw this on your actual birthday well he called and said we'd have to do it tonight because you were getting suspicious you're lucky to have such a nice frame nice friend or the suburban strangler kay-kay I'm an Lea not the suburban strangler he trapped me in his home he locked the door so I couldn't escape you what evilly the door wasn't locked well then how come I couldn't just open it like this no just pull it man he's not that heavy kids use it all the time it'll kids it doesn't matter what does matter is that you cut the phone line so I couldn't call for help are you talking about the phone in the guest room it's an antique it's a just for decoration then how do you explain the blood on your hands this is paint for the banner I made it for your party you may have all these people fooled but I saw you murder a woman it will be a what with a chainsaw even if that was an ice sculpture of you what's going on my fees surprise party I thought that was supposed to be next week yeah we interrupt this program with a special alert the suburban strangler has been captured [Music] you got to admit there's a strong resemblance am i right there they were three seconds left and everyone knew I was taking the e Babita the last shot hi I'm Daffy Duck yeah that's great I'm the guy who ate it didn't ask now but we're dead beat it is this seat taken a kick for everybody it's on me hey nerd are you enjoying the cake it's delicious is that really on you and now it's on you [Music] so this means I wasn't the big man on campus I was the big dork on campus Wow I really am a liar and the greatest lie I ever told was to myself wait don't you see this is good news you touch it going from here to here but it turns out you never went anywhere what's good about that it means you're having peachy hmm you're right ya hear that you losers I didn't peak in high school but you did and you did and you certainly did Daffy I've apologized to you about a thousand times dude you a restaurant-quality pizza in the comfort of your own home hello I'm speedy gonzales of speedy Gonzalez is Pizza Riva telling you that you can now enjoy my pizza any frozen variety but don't take my word for it here's a real-life customer him what did you think sir I like it God pinky you're always selling it I told you you could be in the commercial but you've gotta pull it back you're gonna play real let's take it what did you think sir I liked it nope it's not working so your bugs let me just say it again I like it that's C perfect sorry pinkie there's just something about him he like ability factor I mean these guys okay I wanna party with these guys let's take it again hey pinkie I'm sorry gusto your left a little bit eager more little more little more little more little more little more little more how's this perfect oh okay I come into the conference room and bring the paper airplane I give you you mean I mean a Murphy and associates international and a paper Airport and you are cleared for landing poki how long did this take you hours it's all I've been doing since lunch pretty fun huh I know I said to make work fun but you still got to do your work what about the Papadopoulos returns the Papadopoulos returns [Music] paper baggage handlers mr. Murphy what is this it's a paper Airport have you seen porky I need the Papadopoulos returns all flights have been grounded you fired oh my fire - its 11:30 yet you said the training begins at 7:00 a.m. the training began at 7:00 a.m. the first exercise patience you too great job porky you've got some catching up to do plus the bowling alley doesn't open till noon see you guys in a half hour the bowling ball the dictionary defines it as a ball used for bowling and that is why the dictionary is stupid because to truly understand the bowling ball you need to become the bowling ball are you sure about this bowling balls don't talk strike oh no you can question my methods but you can't question my results isn't that right porky porky if you can hear me I've never asked anything of you in my life I can hear you but in order to compete we need to have four people on the team I said I can hear you I heard you all the way down the hall so I want to ask you this one tiny favor get out of that bed remove your eyes II take the casts off your arms and legs and bow why don't you just ask bucks to where do they take my place bugs is the best bowler here right on they're a great idea I'm jealous of bugs but I hate Terry jealousy or hatred it's like having to choose one child over the other hatred surprisingly easy choice bugs you want to Bowl sure ooh let's do it you're not gonna need your wallet you're in the hospital that's right that's right these are all right I have to pass give it your love laughs oh hi porky what are you doing here my driver's license expired mm-hmm you and Daffy so irresponsible hi sorry that took so long I'm a little nervous I'm not a really good test taker I'm more of a test giver or a test watcher or a taste tester you passed perfect score oh my gosh II did I'm a really good test taker [Music] you failed again then what what's happening let me take another one I'm sorry sir you only get two chances hey but I at least come close who are you Steve st. James off-duty cop arrest this one too you've been impersonating a cop and handcuffing people all over town personal eating a chauffeur that's not illegal it's pathetic but it's not illegal get this guy out of my face I'm putting you down as a witness so I'm gonna need your name - you got that Brandon Steele I'm just gonna put your fur that's the best date I've ever had with a wizard something I should tell you I'm not really a wizard I was worried you label yeah they weren't gonna show up what are you talking about I thought we were having a to the eighth at a dinner tonight oh I think I might have eaten your dinner porky honey my name I don't that was more of an observation are those for me I think yeah I gotta get a girlfriend [Music]

Channel: WB Kids

Views: 1,829,282

Keywords: Scooby-Doo!, Tom and Jerry, Looney Tunes, Bugs Bunny, Compilation, Coyote & Roadrunner, Cartoon, full episode, porky pig, looney tunes show, LT2018, LTS

Id: d-TjVuea25c

Length: 27min 43sec (1663 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 01 2019