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bye bye Ellie bye Ellie PP le when you're free and we can record cuz okay I was watching that unfold is yeah I just heard the door closed and I was like oh okay well I think it's like you watch the door closed and then also you weren't looking so you thought she should close the door to listen yeah well I guess we're not wonder trading today oh my god it's it's worth it right yeah you know what let's have one wonder trade free okay fine [Music] welcome back everyone we are getting rid of these stupid as Dre pees people keep giving us welcome back and goodbye GP yes and we got Rock whoo I love raw I like rock more than JEP okay this one was caught at least two I've learned that one breed the baby gets the ball from the love of the mama well [ __ ] so let's see if it's level 1 and shock oh oh cool alright I was in liar it evolves in a bull door I think literally next level and then it evolves in a giggle if through trading so get [ __ ] us I have all I mean we can help it evolve yeah oh actually we can probably evolve Pikachu now if you want to would you like to I feel like it will upset people so sure yeah we got to do some plot related [ __ ] first well you yeah yeah I will still really wish we could just skip cutscenes oh I forgot hops in this game I'm sorry man I will no I was so happy for like a few days cuz I didn't think that he was in the game also okay that we just made the cartoon tere list yeah I don't know if it's out yet at this point not probably guy on the right he looks like one of the characters on the cartoon - yeah you're right I think a spoiler alert we had both girls from Kim Possible in like top three because like shagger was like an official baddie of course I think she is the cartoon bat yeah that's where the girl is realist he was on the ones for who would we be oh yeah he was not a cute cool and there's no way we would not be that guy up either would you want to beat a pop in a fight yes not if you could but you want to yes okay he's so annoying why does it why does there have to be a cutscene every single time I use a super effective move against him I just hate his energy because look we could walk with the group there you know yeah he could just walked ahead you could just watch with us but I said he ran ahead then turned around said hey guys do you see me so what have you been doing in life Joe well I just don't ask me because I want to talk about me real quick so I was hoping you'd say nothing and then ask me what I've been up to okay what are you doing up - I didn't rewatching the gums kidding I I do want to talk about that but I do want you to talk first cuz it's funnier well it's trying to ice pointing it pointed at me as I was drinking alcohol yeah tell you deaf okay so I'll talk the good place I've been rewatching it because I've only watched it once hey when's the show by the way I've never heard of it the good place never never seen it Joe you will 100% love this show like I think you will leave this show and it'll be like in your top three ever okay I remember the last time I told you this was with killa kill yeah true okay yeah so I this is a good place is about a show named with a girl named Eleanor who is it cartoon of real it's real it's a wait what's what's her name what level of a Kristen Bell I'll look her up so I know you know mr. Bell you you've seen her she's also on it in frozen watch frozen for the first time in my life by the way phenomenal yeah I really wanna go see frozen too now but Christabel yeah you also got Ted Danson in it it's really good but anyways it is about a it's about what happens in the app it's yeah um so she gets into heaven and she realized that she doesn't belong there she knows she's a bad person and they have her confused for someone else okay okay so she is in heaven and she is trying to one not get caught as well as learning how to improve to be a good person and the show begs a lot of questions about morality I'm like what does it mean to be a good person but they tackle it in very interesting ways like you know the trolley problem right yeah yeah we have a whole episode dedicated to that and because one character is an ethics professor so they they say all right you want to do the scenario in the one of the like the angel overlords snaps his finger goes do it you're on a trolley and you're about to hit people what do you do and like he's a very like you don't want to meet it puts these people there's you and there's teeth Rossum in the loop yeah so it's but outside of that they tackle a lot of just huge questions of just about morality and so sick because like they ask a lot of questions like can a person do bad things it's a comedy you can find a good person to you about things it's it has a very strong narrative but yes it's comedy okay yeah like we're in season four right now and they are ending the series on their terms so that's how you know what's gonna be good yeah that's always a good sign yeah so I'd really like you to watch it it's four seasons each like twelve thirteen episodes long okay and catching up on a couple of animators but I'll watch it and it ends last week in a January thinks I'm trying to junior show is phenomenal like I think if the finale is good it could end up being like one of the best TV shows of all time okay so this is the show you've been tweeting about yeah yeah yeah yeah I think like obviously Breaking Bad will forever be like the best TV series ever but it's like this is good for a different reason you know what I mean I've tried really hard not to mean right there but yeah but you know everyone says that yeah I know I I was trying that to me would be like oh well you ever heard of the office but oh yeah I'm trying not to be like [ __ ] but it's okay it's in my blood it really is which sucks yeah I don't think I do think it's just so good because like the question is so simple but they approach it from so many different ways like they have one segment about unintended consequences we're like they they even make a joke because they're like it's so hard to be a good person nowadays because you're doing something that's so innocent it means something so evil like eating a chicken sandwich means that you hate gay people you know they make a joke like that yeah but it still begs a very truthful question yeah like art by eating a chick-fil-a sandwich are you supporting it or you just trying to get basic nutrients for your body better G out okay yeah so it's like it's that's just one of the examples that they kind of have huh but it is like if you buy almond milk and you know where the goods manufacturer just where and like let's say you don't know where it's manufacture or something yeah but it's like is it that's kind of someone could argue like let's say that the almond milk is made in a sweatshop in the South Georgia islands yes South Georgia islands yeah so like some people would honestly say well you should be looking up where's your stuff made from yeah because you know it's 2019 you should just be doing that yeah but I mean like honestly who cares yeah who cares so yeah I think you'll love the show and if you want to now talk about you I think it's worth noting that I think it's funny that in this map this past month we have introduced the first episode you record it when you went to be a teacher there's not four months late and the first episode being this of you talking after being a teacher so as of yesterday I finished my students teaching technically it was supposed to go on until ones so I have to to college on Monday and they say hey good job on completing student teaching yeah but then there's two more days after that where you're supposed to go back but my school started two weeks earlier than everyone else yeah and I also did it you get two sick days the entire semester okay using them yeah sick which also only two sick days that's [ __ ] stupid right my teacher that was working under was gone like six or seven days yeah but I still had to be there all those times and you have the substitutes don't you yeah and make we edited that story out yeah which like the TLDR of this story pretty much was um there was a sub there one day oh here real quick before you go ahead I wouldn't say that a lot of people every time they were like why did you edit a story out I wanted to hear it Joe would say a story that realized he shouldn't have said that story yeah TLDR was are the reason why is because a lot of the stories I would say we're about my students yeah anyone say we're generals to like you can see myself yeah like it's unprofessional and then also like kind of illegal yeah like it definitely wasn't actually illegal but you wouldn't professional and at that point whenever I saw those stories there's a few kids that knew who I was that washed off redd+ yeah but I didn't know who they were yeah so we kinda know we would like be offended yeah I need I deleted one whole Mario maker episode because of that yeah because we talked about it a lot yeah but yeah yeah okay well like there's one time where like early on the semester my teacher was gone we had a sub and then this stuff got paid to sit there in the corner and do absolutely nothing what taught the class yeah well I taught the class all day and then she just like she got making jokes at me it was about how she's getting paid more than I am and then there's one point where they were doing like a political cartoon we talked about like the opioid crisis in Oklahoma there's a giant lawsuit that went on like a few months back here in Oklahoma but then I was like and there's like medical marijuana now like and people are like starting to be accepting of that and I told a story about I probably shouldn't tell this story to group high schoolers but I thought was a funny story and his son went relevant like I told them a story is like yeah also if you guys don't care what you guys do with your life be like don't do drugs but especially don't do drugs at work because if you do drugs at work you're gonna get yeah cuz there's a guy that I used to work with that hot boxes office mm-hmm and I was like yeah so don't do that he got fired on the spot and I said specifically don't do drugs at work yeah cuz here's the thing if I tell kids don't do drugs it's like like accidents it's like the abstinence only sex ed that you have Oklahoma it's like okay you can tell them that but if you're telling them in general don't do this at all they're not gonna [ __ ] listen yeah so if I'm specific like hey don't do drugs at work do drugs maybe you're safe whenever you can yeah like I'm the cool parent to let you drink in the house yeah I mean like I'm not gonna tell them like go out and like hey look you drop raw but what if it evolves in the bigger raw yeah see you nice Wow oh yeah anyways told kids don't do drugs at work and then the SUP had a very big problem about that got on to me said tell these kids don't do drugs at all I didn't left me a pamphlet that said uh do you know who Jesus is yeah in did you I mean I grew up in a town right over which is even more Christian so I sure did but I just gave it back to the kid I was like hey you're oh and this stuff wasn't one of the kids his mom's yeah which the mom and I like she came back and stuff like six times with me mm-hmm every single torture upload that story she would have seen it yeah and then she would she almost ran me over in with the very last day yesterday actually was intentional yeah but her and I got along great losses really cope really didn't come back to alpha REDD+ what and I kind of try to pay her off to murder you oh well I'm just gonna it wasn't Matt it was le oh dang it Ali Ali wanted the spotlight man she already has more followers than me on Instagram she let me know I mean like the thing is she plugs her Instagram yeah I was in the car with her if I had more and followers in her I'd be upset I I don't want a lot of followers on Instagram it's just huge because you never plug your injury of you just say follow me on Instagram and then people always reply it it's like okay and exact you're not a real fan i reactivate my Twitter yesterday team like I said the real ones follow me on Instagram mm-hmm and then wait I am following you do you say follow me back okay you said I don't [ __ ] I think he said yeah okay but yeah like there's the whole doctor's gonna heal you now so you can fight no he just he wants to protect this turtle oh [ __ ] disco girl but I don't try to think oh yeah somebody was tweeting I'm like what what is your Instagram Joe you just tell people to fall it's like that's the point yeah that's the bit like also I don't need internet cloud on all my social media shows recently people have really asked if Tyler is real you know because they still think he's just something we created and I was talking about this on stream the other day but before we started announcing they're talking about Pilar and videos Joe and I thought of the perfect way to start talking about him in a way that would make people believe he's not real and we have followed through with that day by day and the thing is I can now reveal that plan cuz you guys don't even know if you believe me or not that is true is that genius but that is what we did yeah I ain't anything about like this long term of an aspect I don't think that this would really be a bit I don't think either of us really thought that's what no I thought about it I know how to make stuff like that working we did it and what are you doing Joe he says he's grabbing his water so yeah Tyler is real follow him on Twitter he doesn't want a lot of follower from Alfred plus but you can find them at Tyler beasts eight three six I think is this Twitter all I'm saying is whenever we started the upper red flush Twitter yeah I don't get why you didn't want me to have Tyler's name in the description because it said hosted by like I don't think Tyler is a host of the channel I mean he like gives us snarky comments though yeah I feel like that's just as much in a previous Pokemon episode you said Tyler put text on screen right now to prove you're listening and he just goes in the background almost what you want him to do no he always does the exact opposite of what I wanted to do what about the start of episode 7 when you go this is the start of episodes or the end of episode six and he started it there so you were wrong yeah he's talking Tyler I love Tyler yeah I mean it it's a weird that okay do you go back and watch like these cereal I can even put these on whatever okay so they make sure I'm not like party means like maybe I do it cuz I'm so I'm so new to YouTube yeah I mean I guess I've been here for a year now like that weird yeah I know that this summer first was my first day down here last year so yeah yeah happy Anniversary Joe it's my birthday water bike [ __ ] yesterday was I'm brother's birthday nice is it his anniversary - nope being born you know I'll just tell him happy birthday whenever I see him at Christmas my dad always just texted me on the day after my birthday Mike did you know what get my text yesterday the genius play I'm taking that right now yeah just sense for what word for word did you get my text yesterday then you're blaming him for not responding to you yeah no that's great yeah you really turn this situation around I didn't ever tell you my brother so my brother is the exact opposite of me I don't know I've talked to you about him but like he's 33 years old that's the heart of you I'm like 180 pounds he's like 250 270 all muscle bodyguard for a living oh yeah him and I are nothing alike but he's a hunter he liked you he what to Africa for like a safari like that's hard two months ago feel like record some TV show there well it's probably just some generic hunting channel like it's like 200 views or something but then he sent me a text like the day Pokemon came out yeah I was pulling up the game start to get Pokemon he sent me a text saying hey do you want to make some extra side money about your work I really need someone to edit together my hunting grills he's like what do you think you guys could do that our work I was like I don't think that'll work out my name is like are you sure I'm like yes yeah sometimes when I'm in it boobers like I obviously want to lie about what I do right because like I don't want to have that commerce cos when you're a youtuber it's like it's cool to ask a lot of questions and sometimes when I'm in an uber I'm not feeling it like I just wanted to sit there and do nothing but I'll usually like like oh I'm an editor and then they're like oh you got a car I'll plug you all the clients I get and I'm like bro know it so okay like I guess there it's not bad because they really are trying their best and speaking of trying their best you see this game running around like 10 FPS right now hey man I thought it was just a metaphor hey let's try it you look best right now it sure is you know it's gonna suck why water bike why water just turn no do you see okay it's definitely better than having to hit the a button hey yes I okay so watch the little yellow things on my bike do you see it actually does make sense okay that was there floaties okay that's kind of cool yeah Ilan last time yeah the pedaling doesn't super make sense but I mean it's like a paddle boat I guess but yeah so this is where like all the all the strong bonds are as you can see by the wild Flygon and right here is always an eeveelution oh yeah and the real broken thing is there's a dawn stone there's an ice tone they have all the evolutionary stones just lying around right here which is us yeah and they've refresh is this isn't a one-time thing oh yeah I've want to ask like I get that it makes like I get that's a good thing to have mm-hmm it's better than having a finite amount of ones but they don't have some stones over here that's a little upsetting yeah go the the digger duo's yeah Oh as a side note I definitely just said my brother texting did you get my text yesterday he said no sir oh they'll just say yeah I said oh well happy birthday brother hope it was a good one yeah just like I was confused why I didn't hear back from you right she learned thunderpunch you know like p.m. Charizard yeah dude they think that's wild I I don't get why they're doing that I mean Mina my lone were playing project I'm last night actually till I yeah p-probably like 11:30 last night I've not touched P+ chemo I mean like it's good and this is a smash by like yeah Bowser no I know about project plus Bowser oh I don't even want to talk about that bastard on the channel yeah literally like every hey got the point we were just playing like the worst matchup spa yeah I I don't want to give him the satisfaction yeah in case one goes back and watches him 3.02 you know P+ oh right as you know she jump in an egg now isn't it while that like he's got Flygon chilling in the wild and arcanine right there I don't know why these how they all these pokemons like Big Chill them together hey this is real life nature you got land they're trying to layer Shane allure channeler Oh all right there yes and assaults all I can't wait to get it see we still need to get that we both realized where that was going in I'm glad we okay student-teaching was good though man why here yeah yesterday was definitely very sad day cuz you left all the kids yeah and they like threw a party for me like all day like being like surprised they all surprised me first stuff that I can't you did were you but what we I said we didn't even do that for yeah we took you to Vegas I mean we you all went there regardless though yeah and you went to we paid for your ticket that is true we did pay for your plane ticket Vegas no I'm not I'm not [ __ ] on that you you better let's get a cookie cake and throw your little birthday party last room they got me a bunch of stuff with like my house and stuff because well reasons I don't want to go down the right hole do these kids they're all like high school was okay school somewhere you know like one of them got me a card that said hey I didn't really talk to you that much you seem cool here's 10 bucks for gas or whatever there's just a ten dollar bill fold it up I love do you remember like old school like for us like middle school I like Facebook tbh posts oh like you were just posting on Facebook status and you just [ __ ] broke yeah for you when they were just say um um um they're just like like for a tbh and then they would say they were like it and then you were post on their wall if you did know him you just say tbh I don't know you but you seem cool we should drink sometime word for word I was never brave enough to say we should chill sometime I say d IDK you but you seem pretty chill yeah that's all you had to say it's like that I'm pretty sure Bowie Bowie bogan yeah I know but we um I was a very I'm pretty sure with a very first person I met him from like our entire group because I met him back at smash splash June 2015 yeah and him and I played in pools and then I found him on Twitter like after the tournament weird had a 13 hour drive back and he had one of those post that said like like for a TV age and I liked it so I'm posting that on the Alpha red plus Twitter right now also we made an alpha red plus order we have yet to like announce it in a video which I think it's very surprising we have 10,000 followers that's really [ __ ] without ever plugging it also while you're making that tweet I'm gonna say this right now my Twitter is back up yeah Matt Joe sniffy yep I gained like 1600 followers just from yesterday nice I'm like my one ship host haha lol forgot I had this thing I so on the Alpha red plus Twitter I posted like 40 VH and every time someone responds I'm just gonna write up tbh idk you but I DK you but you seem cool so I'm just gonna keep copy and pasting out to everybody I'll get it while you're playing the game okay here I'm gonna post one so you can just copy and paste it okay okay sounds good there you go Joe also it's utter chaos that the three of us sometimes Tyler all run that one Twitter account also so the the choo-choo tweet yes doesn't mean the the Mike Wazowski yeah I love that was Tyler you know I wanted to pin it on him oh that's easy doubt yeah as a long play but I don't but the people who don't know Tyler I don't think they would have just assumed that see ya know I was doing it just for you guys okay it was some bits are bigger than the audience wait oh oh oh shoot dude that doesn't work on Twitter anymore what like for a tbh because now everyone supplies oh well so if you like so now we have to tweet at this speech oh I think it's better just do it to the people who respond because right yeah when have we ever been true to the bit that that's valid like remember when we didn't have we weren't connected to the internet for like three episodes and people just assumed it was a bit we just get to [ __ ] up now we have conditioned everyone it like look at the whole Tyler scenario at large we have just conditioned people to think everything we do is a very creative bit it works out perfectly see I'm surprised that Twitter allows us to just copy and paste these oh my god yes dry skin I'm so [ __ ] stupid dude we should try to get alpha REDD+ and twitter jail at some point I've been in Twitter chill years I was in Twitter jail once at like age 16 or so my senior year of high school or junior year my junior year of high school I got Twitter jail like once every other day yeah because I had a race with my friends like back whenever I'd like one thousand tweets okay um my friend and this he had like eleven thousand tweets no he had thirteen thousand tweets he met this girl online from a near nearby town Broken Arrow she also had thirteen thousand tweets the three of us became friends and they decided have a race to see who can get to 20k tweets the fastest yeah and that's not a thousand tweets like [ __ ] it all join and so damn you went in I went from we started it early November yeah you were jailed daily then right by uh I went from one thousand tweets November first to eleven thousand people out there who don't know told what Twitter jail is Oh for those who don't know what Twitter jail is I know what the exact numbers are anymore but I think basically it's slowmode for Twitter they say you're tweeting too much I think it's if you tweet a hundred times in an hour they say yo yo yo calm down and they put you in Twitter jail meaning you fall asleep there's DM jail now yeah you can only sent 250 diems per day like that's an odd one is it 250 unique TM still like everyone I'm like yeah so if you and I just DM each other back and forth 200 times that's a DM jail that's weird right that's really weird yeah I can see it's before like preventing BOTS like you know the poor in account box where like two days everyone yeah they diem everyone though that makes sense but it I don't know damn shields weird yeah it's people conferring like that's just conversation honestly so that's about a hundred twenty-five messages back and forth per day boom were per person probably no case Georgia PD from one person I'm guessing that would make more sense yeah but still I don't know for sure ginger that's 250 back and forth though that's not a lot I mean grated I don't really ever gonna talk to someone like over messages I'm gonna use discord mm-hmm but Ono also Marni theme is so damn good I love this melody that thing playing in the back right now dude Marni I I think she has my heart I did a huge Marni feel like I like her but I like Sonia more she's a goth emo girl honestly all of the polka girls this generation are really good from like Melanie to Nessa to Sonya I only know of her and Sonya Melanie's milf oh yeah I like her and you have B from the sword who you have not seen but she has feet and people like that cuz it's the [ __ ] Internet I really need to decide if I'm gonna finish my yes my playthrough of my own casual game the thing is you can get the whole experience from this playthrough and if you want to play competitively just play showdown yeah you want to trade before we go in get rid of our next tree P actually this tree P is about to evolve though let's have the speed let's have some structure for a little bit I think having structures the true non-structured for us oh like you know people are waiting for it that's crazy and it's really weird by like just not doing dumb [ __ ] that's what people don't expect from us okay something about this area is getting like Sonic Adventure vibes or like sonic Oh 6 5 I'll be honest I think they ran out of ideas for gyms for at this point because the seventh gym you just walk down this hallway and get mugged multiple times and then the eighth gym you're just standing in a I guess I'm like in a Cathedral and you just do three doubles battles and then you go to the stadium it's weird I I'm really disappointed like you don't fight God or something looks like within the Cathedral or you never do that in Pokemon actually I would love to fight God I don't know why we can't just fight guy like Oh Rukia snow that's a [ __ ] Pokemon I mean it might be the God but the thing is it's not treated like as she can touch it at a single ball yeah God personally I would love it if I want Xenoblade to write a plot to the next Pokemon game monolith so yeah wouldn't that be something I don't know what I want more out of focus on I think it kind of I'm just gonna contend with Pokemon yeah I just I would be content with less from Pokemon Mike I just think you know I think it's rereleased I think just released right in blue pearl silvery where it's like hey just [ __ ] get the next spot III don't really give a [ __ ] honestly I would just like some quality of life stuff improved you know I mean like imagine how good GG like if this game I think like took red blue or whatever your favorite Pokemon gave them one yeah and they just threw it on the switch but it looked like this yeah that's easy yeah people would eat that [ __ ] up looks like I mean I know the hard part of the game is making the game but coming up with the story and the characters is also difficult but if you don't have to do that all Jo weird thing - Pokemon let's go they literally [ __ ] did that yeah but they still found they [ __ ] up the combat in that game yeah but but people still liked it I think was a really good first beginners Pokemon because I know like Theo who never likes any game like this like RPGs has a whole she really like let's go cuz the combat was so simple see I was like the first game she's ever finished wait really uh she played through Mario Odyssey and then she actually didn't play through fire alone three houses which is surprising to me that's that's a long ass game right uh one route is like 20 hours and I think she played through blue lions it was the thirst over Dimitri man that was what got her through it okay that's her character thirst can get you through like anything yeah absolutely like that that's why I like held me power through part of persona and then we get to do it all over again I can't we're b5r dude I really can't wait I can't wait until they just give a catchy up Redemption arc for whatever reason you know what's gonna happen I I really hope they do I have what from that catchy Redemption art I don't know if I wanted to turn around hey good or not I don't know either I know they're gonna give hard more screentime because that's not hard to do yeah it is literally introducer do I keep throwing our first I'm so [ __ ] stupid I mean yeah you are yeah I know that's okay though thanks buddy no problem man man everything about there's just people named maverick maverick yeah dude I have a friend named maverick that name was I didn't I never heard that name until I've watched the Logan Paul documentary about flatter yeah because it talks about Mavericks in there yeah and then so now whenever I hear the name maverick because I've met like three Mavericks since then yeah all I can think about whenever I see them dude it's all my friend Mavs gonna call your friend Mavs yeah let's see what he's got to say for himself oh no I don't really have a question ask him just gonna go say like for tbh all right IRA fight that a bunch of these I'll leave them a voicemail maverick Oh maverick you really gonna do me like this no typical Mavericks classic maverick damn it maverick that was your one chance you blew it good on you to realize that you shouldn't leave a message because they would give it this phone number yep okay that happened to me once was not having to you to you yeah there was another streamer okay I had another one yeah and he thought it'd be funny to prank calls and he did that where he tried to leave a voicemail and left it going and he ended it he messaged me and he was like oh my god I'm so sorry but hey I showed I hung up before the last digit got out and I go that's awful because at that point I'm all my family changed our phone number since then yeah all my family had the same phone number at that point of time except the last digit and then I haven't told my mom or my sister my grandmother about Alpharetta as a whole yet oh yeah so that's how I had to tell him that's how you came out that YouTube cause yeah that's how I came out yep exactly and dude I was scared I Prive did my entire channel that day yeah so like I was mad shook it this happened when I was that like I want to say below like a hundred K sub so if you know what it remembers that you're a real one it might have been after I don't it was around that time that I can say regardless I saw a lot of people yeah like that thing yeah yes that was really rough there was a hard thing to explain so completely different topic I was drinking the other night at dinner with Luke and Dawn nice Luke also known as our good friend and Dawn from French without benefits not our good friend he's okay how do I say it looks a good friend but you know okay but we were talking about like how old we all were when we first started having like sexual experiences as you do when everyone's drinking our table and I I pulled up on my phone real quick and everyone was kind of having a conversation and I I just had my first sexual experience was October 1st 2010 and they said the other receipts how the [ __ ] you know that and I said because when I was like 15 I think I got head in the social network box office date on Friday after school oh my god yeah so you have the lane mark yeah we're the lion work yeah no I just Google social network release day every time I'm trying to think of one that happened house whatever you're looking up on your phone yeah hey oh it's really scared because I thought you were going through your photos I was like I don't want to know I was like what have you got your phone man we leave you it happened last week so next year next October 1st will be my decade of sex Oh congrats man thanks man gonna do anything to celebrate it's probably sex I mean I don't think there's another answer Oh Joe favorite laughing I'm just joking so I've never seen the social network and when I was telling them that they were like oh you're sure he's drawn a bad movie and I was like I feel like that it ruins the story if I go and see it you know ya know you're in magic yeah all I remember was I looked up once and I just saw Jesse Eisenberg Mark Zuckerberg snorting cocaine off a hookers stomach and also Justin Timberlake wasn't it yeah he isn't it yeah he was like drop that uh from Facebook I actually don't know that wasn't yeah it doesn't hide that was him putting us at least I've only seen like the middle third of that movie well that's more than me then yes that's my experience do you have anything that can date not many people do have a date like that I can date a damn thing dude yeah trust me if it was not for the social network rated pg-13 from Columbia Pictures that was released on tomatoes leftovers in I don't think I would have remembered hey but hey well let's be honest it was considerable acclaim with critics praising its direction screenplay acting editing and score come on come on come on in yeah that's right I can't I can't argue with what you just said no why would you I mean that's critically big Rackley sound yeah I never do people said it it's correct also isn't this scorpion ground-type gives either ground or rock either way that's no I think he's poison dart so I think I can use it I want to say he's ground though well I guess we'll never know thank you get you I've been playing a showdown random doubles lately it's a lot like I'm trying to learn a lot about competitive pokemon and like doing random doubles this really quick to do that because I learned everything faster yeah and also having Wolfie click in my corner kind of tell me what to do helps a lot because him and cyber trying to bend him ideas and I'm like I got it now I probably love Cybertron you know he's not with me what I said yes he's a homie no I think he said I think you said I couldn't know what you said but you sound like you said something very negative about him I was like I don't know I didn't sound like he said no how does it go oh no he's fine no heater he was the youtuber that I watched back when like X&Y came out like that never I got my like competitive pokemon cake for a little bit and he's all done that I watched came in like just some plenary someone oh no I watched some random twitch streamer because in my mind he's his twitch streamer he must be good at the game oh he would just jump inception look at us I mean you think I've was like decent at the game a lot better than I was he's the one that showed me how to cheat on Pokemon and just download Pokemon from the internet and I was like isn't that cheating and then the next thing he's like not a lot of people think anything isn't this cheating as I yes I was like okay yeah I hear will you open up the the DM I sent you on or like on messenger yeah I send you a screenshot of someone who commented about wolfie okay do you cuz like Pokemon comments are wild because I think wolfy set at one point in time or something that like oh yeah wasting poke or training Pokemon that's hard if you hack it who cares and then there was one comment who called wolfy Glick a liar and a cheat he's a fraud of a champion but honestly he's been nothing but a nice guy to me I love that man alright is it that uh yes wolf glyph yes yes ah yes Whoopie Glick the guy who says there's nothing unsportsmanlike about hacking competitive teams I do not like liars even if the stats moves abilities etc are achievable in game hacking provides an unfair advantage because it's much faster given time with the team to really put in through its paces you're gonna feel for it and make any needed changes before the legit player even had some their team ready every hacker and the competitive scene as a thief who stole their spot from someone who deserved it holy [ __ ] it's a good comment did you put that towards did you tweet on the scrub bullets no but I should you should have tweeted that them yeah um it's good that's such a good tweet holy [ __ ] alright I guess it's a comment so let's let's talk about this probably one of the most awkward things in the game because he's singing but this game doesn't have voice acting so uh oh it looks like there's forgot to edit it in yeah it just feels like some real last guitar hero noises it looks like we let Tyler edit this game he might take offense to that Tyler did you take offense to that okay yeah makes sense yeah but they had voice acting in like gin.5 I mean it doesn't matter if they did back then we could just have it now yeah we could it's [ __ ] 2019 anything's possible most people are probably that a lot of people gonna be watching this in 2020 do people have already made fandubs for this like you know how easy that is if people can just do it way they're already paying us for this game yeah like it's uh just the gym or is just a boss fight or while it's a gym but he doesn't believe in he's a low tier hero who's like I don't even need it therefore you can't use it either Oh everybody never the local gaiden player in the yep I know yeah you know the one I'm not gonna give him to credit but there's a local gain and player that I played melee Fox who is very good he played Gannon who is very bad I also played against Josh who was again in Maine at the time so you were really yeah it's [ __ ] good matchup son of a [ __ ] I just faked out I was just [ __ ] the guy up and then he's like me and show you such a [ __ ] busted move for the next two hours I did not hit down be with Fox and just to beat him also that Joey come why are you putting the joke on your mouth man cuz I'm bored okay just cuz you're playing against a load to your hair yeah I mean if do you want me to put it in my mouth no hold on I'm gonna put in my mouth and see if I can control it well it is in his mouth right now Dillon is looking through the window very confused [ __ ] you - Dillon have you see Dylan again did you get the move for it boy oh my bag a real fight just oh oh I'm never touching the huh oh my ladies it's the worst thing you can say hey man you seem pretty uh pretty soon pretty skilled with that yeah for being straight Joe oh I really like a bow Burnham in God it wasn't make happy when he's like we're gonna we're gonna turn it down a bit to offset those rapey vibes I'm putting now okay comic genius dude I [ __ ] love / that's I'm so sad than you like definitely from comedy I respect it so much me know I get it I get it that oh this is one moist joy Khan yeah it honestly makes it it makes make happy even sadder yeah cuz it's genuine yeah also my brother just said thank you for today we're happy don't you a toaster were did you know the [ __ ] genius yeah alright does your dad do this to you or you or do you do to that dear dad okay remember my actually my grandpa did it to my dad okay and so now your dad does it to you okay yeah that's that's just genuinely genius yeah dude my dad still has like thousands of followers and he doesn't tweet anymore just like what happened was my parents are divorced right nice and then my mom wanted in on the cloud so she made an account and then people her tagging them together oh you know they think alpha mom alpha data-related yeah so then my dad was like I don't like this [ __ ] it's weird and he did from Twitter yeah understandably yeah hear what you know what you know alpha divorce lawyer you know what we tried calling a friend today and it didn't work my dad he wants to talk to the people he just doesn't know how anymore so good make her give Instagram and you can just like post notes he did at one point oh come on dad don't let me down I feel like he's gonna let me down we're calling people who have real last jobs oh you got the flinch did you see that hey what's up dad we're just recording we're talking about how you got off Twitter is there anything you'd like to say to the people anything else dad see ya what a [ __ ] crowd-pleaser dude perfect dude ever just wouldn't nuts for that yeah the crowds going wild oh my god yeah so fun fact his anchors [ __ ] skunk tank but while we were at my dad's house and my dad was like telling us this my sister said oh I know mom's password so my sister logged into my mom's sweater and deleted it oh and then my mom texted her because she had to log in from Texas where my dad is and then she was like did you know we might count and since my mom's not super tech savvy my sister girls know I just log into and I guess they deleted it because there was a suspicious login and she goes okay your lie really good lie right oh my god I was impressed at how quick that lie was it was super solid I haven't pressed about all that from your strip first up knowing they were knowing you're wrong password and then second off like dude she trusts the bullet differently hash words Jesus yeah she fears nothing the lid in your parents twitter is a ballsy move it's a good move though yeah I liked it I if I could believe my dad's Twitter I would he hasn't used it in years but I still just wanted off the net yeah she didn't even do it spitefully I just think she wanted to see if she could get away with it you know what she did yeah good [ __ ] is my dad you see where I get it from I'm all about the people hit well so is he my dad is all like he's been number one Supporter ever since I got like super into this yeah because he's always like man I wish YouTube was around when I was a kid because I would have gone ham and that he was like you ever watched jackass I would have done that god I've never pulled stories about my dad you are there like your dad and Luke stories because I feel like there would be a very powerful dynamic no they haven't interacted much because like by the time I was super good friend with Lukey my dad already moved to Texas gotcha yes but my dad has such good stories like I want to have him on one day because he has some of the best stories of any person I've ever met like he so his dynamic I always come here to the Fresh Prince he was the Will Smith of his friend group and his best friend was the DJ Jazzy Jeff who kept being thrown out of the house and his brother they kept bullying like Carlton nice yeah so one time they really they were team up and bully the brother together yeah so they ran around the house and they wanted to harass him today so they kept lighting matches and throwing at his feet Oh fast forward an hour the house burns down yeah my dad [ __ ] burned down a house as a kid because he was throwing matches at his younger brother [Music] you're [ __ ] me no that's true oh my god and and like their mom synchrotrons like his parents were also divorced there was just the mom who had to take care of him and she said one day she pulled up to the driveway and they had a two-story house and when they walked when she pulled into the driveway my little younger brother was hanging from the second-story window with his hands on the window seal as my dad's friend had a broom and was hitting his hips yeah and I think he got his revenge because wanting you like there at a park and my dad tried to do a flip off a gazebo fell and broke his arm and then he said holy [ __ ] bro go get mom so the younger brother went home went to went upstairs start playing video games then his mom said hey where's your brother and he goes oh and he fell off a zebra and she was like oh you kids and then like an hour passes she's like no wait where is your brother he's like you know the zebra at the park knows zebra and goes oh the gazebos the zebra was gazebo and so then she realized my so my dad was sitting there for like an hour and a half just dying pretty much yeah so then they went got him and uh why didn't you just completely instead tell the mom I don't know how old was he oh yeah I guess that's the more important probably like kid sent in you know better yeah I agree hey continues being an ass and I remember last time we were in the area my dad was driving me around showing me like the house he grew up and you know all that the one that didn't burn down though ya know he'd show me where the house that burned down was and the him he said this is where I got into my first fight and then a guy just walked by and he's laying on the breaker girls there he is like it's that kind of humor you get from my dad I love it there he'd be a [ __ ] gold mine on the show if he's ever in the area he's not though as your grandpa that called dawn the ringleader right yeah okay but dude I can't believe how hard my grandfather roasted dawn I don't want to tell that story again could have told us so many times but long story short my grandpa talked about how he lost his virginity at like age 12 Spanish teacher yeah not to a Spanish teacher but anyways oh wait was it to his family oh he he said I said did you lose your virginity to Spanish teacher he goes no no I lost before that and go damn and then Don said how do you even [ __ ] that age and my grandfather was better than you do now [ __ ] rude [ __ ] yo Don never saw him again after he passed out after that moment before he passed away so like Don had to live with those words dude like as far as Don knows like if Don didn't know you that those were the man's last words yeah that's [ __ ] terrible to enter eternity with that oh my god yeah he went out you know what the last words he said to me where he sat me down and he said well Jacob I'm gonna [ __ ] die oh yeah and I go don't say that it goes snads okay and I go oh okay and then I was like and he was like are I'm sure you want me to talk about a will right like what do you get when I die I'm like well you know sure since you're talking about cuz my grandfather was one with money yeah he goes it's like you wouldn't survive life was easy for you so I'm not giving you anything and he was like you got to work for you're already halfway there and I was like oh I respect that no that's yeah that's like actually really nice of him ya know like you're already halfway there yeah yeah I mean it and like now I would say I'm pretty successful two years later and it's like you know you never got to see me turn into what I am now but like I think I was pretty badass not like he believed in me he was like oh you know you don't need my will to live a good life you don't need money be successful in all that you'll do it on your own oh yeah like I think I was really cool probably like one of the coolest things he could have done for me and let's surprise rate let's gamble welcome Granville yeah alright let's just see what we can get rid of I like our barracuda dreamy is so close to evolve and we can get rid of Boulder because then he's gonna evolve into giggle it's someone yeah that's a Christmas gift yeah and Ginga got to keep we can give it a right shoe yeah [ __ ] right you if it's not Pikachu I don't give a [ __ ] about it that's a Pokemon company feels - oh okay Pikachu eat you yeah phenomenal Pokemon I think a lowland right she was super sick though I think he's better than right you yeah I will say that electric psychic sick I didn't really see the psychic yeah oh that's cool I've always liked psychic Bookman they've always been like some of my favorites it's nice that you can jerk off to most of them but it's not what I'm there for I still stand by the fact I've never jerked off to Pokemon because some people have asked me since the last episode went up okay I was gonna say yeah so you don't mean so you in particular what okay I'm just zooming in yeah talk okay I think you wanted to look at that one knows everything so you were saying like you in particular of jerk off to psychic welcome I have no idea man like it's good that other people can't what'd you say oh yes yeah yeah yeah like hypothetically if I had to master H of my favorite Pokemon I could luckily Oh Arcanine or growlithe [ __ ] you know you I don't want to he wouldn't want to probably be wish why does it always we have the conversation if we never evolved from this humor like twice a week yeah and we never evolved from it it's anyone want to give up I think a sign of weakness hobos [Music] whatever man level one growl is more like [ __ ] you yeah nope pass up put that kid back in the work I should probably gonna make that joke yes Jo never speak again [Music] oh hey look trade completed [ __ ] yes Joe Rooker vow of silence I never said I would okay well I mean exactly because you couldn't because you were cycling cool sword but this is Pokemon sheeple what June is that even from she's like Gen 5 it turns into eater slash okay six oh so that's probably level one right probably [ __ ] ya ownage Harry's gonna beat the Chinese in to do blade and then it pops into Aegis slash jus you won't play poke in one day I could maybe plows attached to failed I I don't want to I don't wanna play poking my eye I played it launch date yeah I went to launch a tournament played it I was like yep that game sucks and everyone's playing that's why I'm no longer a Nintendo brand ambassador because you didn't like poking well they said hey do you want poke and DX and I was like yeah sure no I'll see what the new ones about on the switch then I was like oh wait it's the exact same game but they added like a couple characters and I played through it but like I played like a game and I was like oh yeah [ __ ] this and they're like where's your video on it I'm like oh I'm not doing it no but we gave you a free game and I'm like I don't want to and then I got email they just goes to me actually I tried to contact them multiple times they never got back to me Miyamoto ghosted you oh you voted himself you got the Pokemon you want yeah hatena but it's gonna be level 1 props yeah probably well even though I think it's so [ __ ] cuz whenever I do you wonder trade I constantly get level 60s and stuff and then we do it on here and it's like level 1 after level 1 after level 1 I don't know I don't get it yeah you'd want I do get good Pokemon I don't know where that send us was going I was hoping I could think of something funnier but yeah that is a buying time for comedy filler type thing yeah I've been like looking at a stand up a little bit lately mm-hmm I've been realizing like half of stand-up is just a warning set up so that we can buy time to play off the crowd yeah absolutely yeah I always try to find like new things to watch while I edit I've really been getting into talk show like late-night talk shows not as like into them it's more like oh this is the perfect white noise to listen to ya know because it's energetic enough but I don't give a [ __ ] about any of it see the only late-night talk show that I've I can actually watch them like Payton student is last week tonight with John Oliver yeah I [ __ ] love John Oliver I'm still really said that yeah Nicole Bay report yeah I whenever I started like branching out into like give me a [ __ ] about politics yeah does like the very first episode I watched I'm pretty sure was his final episode yeah we had to watch it for a class mm-hmm which was a damn shame but every oh no I don't really like talk shows I tried to watch Steve another actual talk show uh-huh and level one son of a [ __ ] [ __ ] me to remember into eggs used to hatch to like level five it was like gin three no no but I know I've never other than an X and why I've never really hash tags back then why I did it because I was trying to get you know the right Eevee's and yeah IVs or what I think I completed my decks in gin three but I used a lot of gameshark for it so it doesn't really count all right [ __ ] you know that's what counts dude yeah [ __ ] you it does how many coach I had a time no that's more effort than most people would [ __ ] do yeah no okay whenever I might experience playing Pokemon growing up I think I've talked about this a little bit I wasn't allowed to play this game and I was like very strict and like following my mom's rules but at lunch recess if I like saw my friends fighting pokémon and I knew they're like I wanted to play the game but I was like well my mind is like Pokemon like as the Pokemon themselves but she's ok with video games so what I would do is I would just sit there and insert action replay codes for my friends yeah by level 99 like by 99 rare candies they just level up their Pokemon for them dude I bought four [ __ ] hours I bought like my granddad bought me that's like yugioh championship 2006 game on the Game Boy and he wouldn't let me or and I hid it from my mom because she didn't like you you because this had the word graveyard in it oh yeah no same yeah yeah very similar families I got grounded for that me too my mom got my kuriboh winged kuriboh-- card that came with the game I just played it with a friend at a basketball game one day yeah my not involved a little bit more lying oh we got mill sri wanna see something really [ __ ] up sure do you know how to evolve this Pokemon oh is this the one we're going to like turn the console upside down no that's inkay so give you something to pick up the strawberry right yeah we're gonna give it a strawberry and Joe just just tell me when to stop wait hold up tell me want to stop now alright now let's see what kind of mill sorry we get or al creamy Oh yep it's like we making a cake boy I think more energetic involved into also depending on what time of day it is how many times you rotated which way we rotated it gives us a different color how many different forms of 63 oh my god somebody's collected all 63 haven't they isn't that [ __ ] up I hate thinking about that yeah I know how it takes literally so much time because you have to do it across the day yeah yeah oh my god yeah why this is this one big that is kind of cute that the strawberries and her like the hair now I do like that yeah I do like that alright now let's trade our boulders so someone's gonna get a really nice giggle a--the real quick and we're gonna get three pgp I was trying to say I was when I say Dragoon but that's Kirby yeah yeah this Kirby or smash bros yeah I love smash brothers oh dude I think I've ever sat down and played through an entire Kirby game I've played like through like part of the very first one unlike the Wii Shop Channel mm-hmm I played through Kirby's Dream course like a Flickr Jimmy Lee have you ever played kirbys stream course yeah I think it's like the hardest golf game of yeah rolls nice I was really hoping to be treaty honestly but anyways kirby's dream course hard game yeah I know it's almost like hard as [ __ ] for golf me like most golf games are like really [ __ ] easy like thoroughly they all stole Mario 16 for like yeah there is Golf Mario 64 links you want to play some Mario Golf soon dude I'm so done I'm always like I feel like we should do the GP a game soon cuz we both really like oh my god I keep forgetting we haven't done that all yeah no such a game no what happened we know we have it what the [ __ ] water if right I remember playing every so I played on my phone I emulate it recently yeah all right also yeah cuz we we recorded a Mario golf video long long long time ago yeah as me you it was being Travis yeah man but like in it did that ever go up no yeah cuz it went up after you left and then I was like also Travis forgets to turn his mic on for like the first 30 minutes of that yeah I was like kind of working around that and I was like uh yeah and then by the time I was like yeah I'll finish it upload it Travis kind of already told us that like oh I want to leave soon yeah you know at that point and then in that video remember we said whoever loses the hardest has to do whatever the hotpot Bota common is yeah and then like having that in and him it was weird timing for the record Jacob and I both finished it like minus three or something and then Travis you know we played on the horse we were over par I think we're like plus three yes we're like plus three but Travis didn't with like plus 41 yeah he was like plus 40 41 plus 42 and like we both realized very quickly Travis does not know what the [ __ ] was going on I'm pretty sure like the third pole I took his controller and just take it at one point he told us he was winning because he had more points oh my god yeah but the man but he did not know what golf was but yes like I'm trying to think of how to wear this since his mic wasn't on - yeah we realized really quickly we are gonna have to play around the fact that he didn't know how to play golf yeah and so we were setting up for stuff about that hard serious don't have without his mic all right so we have like three Pokemon and these could be Pokemon soon yeah that's the [ __ ] team right there oh look at the top right it shows you where it's from this is a Spanish creepy I won't assume that Spain or Mexico they were just vanish okay Chris Chinese I think it's from Chris alright thank you for Chinese I think Chinese makes sense oh I just look at the phone my chakra high school which could be Choctaw high school you're right well I think that's an episode and a half so [ __ ] us

Channel: Alpharad Deluxe

Views: 197,465

Rating: 4.966413 out of 5

Keywords: pokemon sword, pokemon shield, alpharad, josniffy, gengar, pikachu, elliedrumm

Id: jR4xHlnlwX4

Length: 63min 31sec (3811 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 15 2019