Mario Party Raid Boss

yo thank you no more and boring intro yeah you know views tanked last episode so we're going back to what works so now we're at space land i don't know the video's not up yet so technically i have zero views so yeah yeah that's a flop yesterday's video that definitely we're in our we're definitely in our flop arrow we're gonna start uploading clash royale videos but when whoa those are the four highest numbers that's crazy [Laughter] who is who is a collin is one of dash's and many other people's editors in the curse where every time you edit the video it's a 10 out of 10. he keeps making like most liked reply we'll i'll do blank right like most likes picture blank so like he did for halloween he's like most liked photo i'll carve into a pumpkin so i just sent him a ten out of ten backgrounds yeah his desktop background is one of my youtube stats 10 out of 10. i don't even know colin shot one you know that's enough for me to think of him every time i see it [Laughter] yo that's a 10. good games shout outs that's a 10 of 10. yeah that's a 10 to 10. yo here we go wait come on don't let us down dash oh no no [Laughter] in his dreams maybe oh my god all right now we get to i was talking it's like we all started over awesome [Music] [Laughter] uh-oh he might not get hit this game this is perfect i need to go how how did i lose start all right oh you have to match b we had a chance we found our one chance hey he could miss up somehow i'm literally hitting all of them you can grab those vines and you go faster by the way is that real yeah that feels that feels like cat it's not doge but yeah oh let's do it let's grab the vine you'll be growing yeah it's just like i've seen vines mess people up because then sometimes they like leap over it and then they they're timed out of a jump or something but sometimes you just win yeah one time a vine ruined math now people think 9 plus 10 is 19. [Music] what's the ratio of how many times you've brought that up in an episode 100 [Laughter] well now you're winning i feel like if we don't bring it up then it's not really an episode i disagree yeah [Laughter] oh my god he's just chilling [Music] what is your guys's favorite vine um there's a bo burnham line where he's like i'm gonna go outside and then someone calls him a slur yeah that that's a good one and then he goes going back i remember the punchline as i did as a kid i helped you out uh i recently i'm going down a rabbit hole with a friend of watching like old raunchy like 2000's films yeah and we watched taligata night taladega nights banger film yeah i love that film i haven't seen it since i was a kid my dad quotes it constantly still he was so i definitely thought there would be so i thought the video would age more they they dropped a few fun slurs but not it could have been worse i was trying so hard but yeah talented knights uh i mean it was still funny definitely some dated humor but i expected the like humor to be like offensive dated you know and it it was fine for the most part to this day it was a little offensive but it could have been worse yeah to this day i have never stepped foot into applebee's because of that movie that's so fair to this day did you watch nightmare before christmas recently i did i watched nightmare before christmas and that movie has a slur count wait what yeah jack skellington has said multiple slurs in that movie of course in the context of they're not slurs but they were definitely slurs you know i've been playing the new phoenix wright game and they're just straight up racist in it like it's like yeah it's like the 1800s oh wow the not edgeworth vampire guy he's definitely super racist with that one ace attorney's awesome great franchise not as good as the uh competitor though no what's the competitor what are you doing i'm not i'm not allowed to talk about it actually know gangs aren't like it is actually what we're trying to say yeah what we're trying to say is there's no game with a funny bear what we're trying to say is welcome to the bald podcast well yeah how long of the ball podcast if you don't shoot big rather than [ __ ] you [Music] what a quirky little joke that one is what an insane product placement can we talk about that some company some company paid like hundreds of thousands of dollars someone paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for ricky bobby just to say [ __ ] you to their product also big ups from the skeleton key man are you gonna watch like um thank you by the way yeah i was very happy with that are you gonna watch uh step brothers yes i'm watching with a friend who's never seen either of these films oh my gosh yeah i i really want to re-watch that brothers i've watched i kind of watched talladega nights yeah tv was scratch so i only you're welcome to watch step brothers with me this week if you want i might i i really might he gets a chomp call i think he gets a chomp call here he finds a way [Music] great [Music] but i feel like steph brothers probably hasn't aged that poorly but i do remember one part that's probably is it will ferrell's nuts no i i feel like little barrels nuts have aged as well yeah i think so too those weren't real nuts by the way whoa whoa gold pipe on like three okay that's right you're right that designs are always on dash do you wanna know how to get the skeleton key you press a on the skeleton key oh that's actually can we hold on so yeah let's reset let's add more turns i'm on it i get scared like let's joke about adding turns but not press the pause menu because that's what scares me [Music] i mean why are you guys complaining we get to play more mario party yo football no way you avoid donkey kong he's literally reading your inputs dude oh i'm insane actually nope i'm tackling him well i mean you did what you said yeah yeah ggs [Music] this donkey kong clap put me in the diamond where i belong this donkey kong clap needs to cease why does he have 43 points what uh because he he laying on lucky remember and gets actually not that doesn't justify i don't know what he's doing i mean you're right okay we could waste time with me thinking oh i can't use it wait but i'm thinking oh okay i forget another one yeah i mean yeah unless it's the barrel game you close your eyes again oh it's up there because they know it's literally smash little buddy not that button i don't know why i just saw the b button first the b one is the first one on the left so i was like okay i'll smash the b button dude you said match i saw the that's that's my brain connected i wasn't gonna read the rest of it no way i wouldn't have enough coins for it even if i got it because i'm going to cross the bank yeah but you can get a skeleton yo dueling glove oh okay oh it's the glove that's yeah i forgot i forgot to post an item ah you missed both type item actually i'm gonna duel donkey kong i fear no man see but the problem is that's not a man that's an ape [Music] yeah yeah where does he go now okay so i need to roll with two that'd be awesome all right i have a 20 chance of just dying awesome nice star dude that gold pipe is insane value oh my god you have to start and the gold pipe yeah getting gold pipe like turn two or three is insane yeah that's a late game item for sure in this game but i lose coins here sad day because because i got a star you know what that that's a wow moment no cause i think i'm landing on red space oh it's so far you know maybe eventually because we're still unlocking them i still like this one's very annoying i think yeah the whistles i think the whistle is no i'm okay yo no i'm gaining coins because i got a skeleton keys back stock is going up for luigi i'm gonna use my curse walk on donkey kong i love it you [Music] oh my gosh if i just didn't spend my money and then won this mini game that'd be so awesome i know it wouldn't be awesome bumper balloons oh this game's awesome then i wouldn't have a swell in kentucky skeleton key wow i almost spoke english went after me i'm literally holding forward and veering left oh my god [Music] i i really wish johnson would like this we had a handshake on it no that's fair i remember what i did use a snowball game yeah fair enough yeah it's not only the the time you did that to me the snowball thing is that i said if i use this will you not use the chomp call last turn and then you did it anyways luigi changes his mind like a girl changes clothes [Music] no it's a casual line it's it's not is it not kesha no that's katy perry it's from hot and cold yeah i only i only remember that song because of the uh club penguin amvs that i had uh i had consumed when i was a kid okay and i was always blown away because they actually don't see something insane because oh my god you're you're challenging god he literally did not care this is the gentleman's [Music] this game is gonna this game is going to change the pace of whatever's about to happen you're either going to be super well off or we're all screwed oh i'm challenging the monkey to swinging on vine [Laughter] it's called vine with me that's that's what i tell my friends when we're making vines he's got frame perfect inputs yeah and he's just in his homeland too is like the scariest part i guess you can just jump with them because you guys are on the exact same cycles yeah oh huge in a little bit of a lead he's literally sandbagging he got it up i i threw i threw so hard yeah yeah you had agreed oh i thought you're gonna greet it i don't think i can right here i get to chomp mess up donkey kong oh my god he had like a frame before you no shot like a frame before you [ __ ] dude we're [ __ ] we're [ __ ] he has so many coins over i choked i choked so hard we have 70 coins jacob you just [ __ ] all of us i don't care anymore it's an ultra game now i wanted i wanted an interesting narrative i dude what do you want i almost won oh my god oh my god okay actually i i think he's controlling the game now yeah i mean dash is still he's pretty well off no it doesn't matter literally anything i do doesn't matter the only thing i have going for me is i have a skeleton key yeah but you do have a wasted item slot being the golden pipe yeah i'm gonna burn it i can't believe i choked to dk i'm so upset but legitimately can you imagine the dk amiibo rdk did a good game done oh my bad i i hit the a button just assumed that was the right one i suck oh wait he's reading my inputs it's so unfair oh i tried to run into that this is an interesting game which one's this from three three okay yeah [Music] just waiting for him to hit it so you can steal it yeah nice no fake out fake all this time oh quick fakie yeah uh-huh oh my gosh buzzer beater winner yeah i think in that mini game you just kind of wait on the other person yeah it's kind of lame yeah yeah it's fine i still have enough coins to burn this golden pipe i have enough coins to duel dk again i'm gonna take back what i lost you are like a gambler going to the casino immediately after his first paycheck second paycheck i already blew my first one cool you can see the door in which you are going to spend your money yo you can get a skill pad and then you can loop back around and then open the door yo chomp call true i thought it was gonna be so much more powerful no you could like wind it wind it up yeah you can i all the way touching the other floor i'm just scared of hitting the sun and having it bounce back down cause i don't know if it's that brutal in this game but i vaguely remember mario 42 is kind of brutal you don't you don't lose anything i already did it oh you do yeah i thought like if you mashed too hard it would bounce back and just send it to bowser jr anyways uh you can match too hard yeah but there's no there's no negative do it you just don't want anything yeah i mean i would call that an egg yeah true i said i want to give it to the bastard [Music] oh where is the where's the star out now yeah it's a right side of the map i think i know that but oh it's like upper right you go ahead and then go to the right yeah that's kind of on dash's path i think can you look at the map real quick uh oh yeah it doesn't matter actually then i'm in a pretty prime spot right now because i'm right at the center so i can go any direction but dash is looking nice but dk's here you look mortal is what i'm saying yeah i'm not donkey kong i mean so dk has a coin star in his bag if that's one of the ones he doesn't guarantee how many games started does he well he's lost a few so i think you'll want to go up yeah that's enough right there yeah yeah i'm gonna go up yo yo do i no i wanna i don't take him from dk i think you take it from dk no if i because you know you gotta battle him for i thought it was like the cold war that's the chain shops right then if you take his money he can't buy chain chomps that oh you're so true that was definitely a miss on my part i just wanted his i wanted his coins to eat a fight over you know i go in the middle minigame okay you set up this cop car and i still have no clue what they've done uh yeah i don't either yo okay is he just sitting there like waiting for someone to speed he's just on patrol man he's like trying to get his quota oh [ __ ] but oh my god i literally paused behind sorry i stopped matching for a second for you guys i i don't believe you i'm gonna add more turns if i lose these pro controllers i wonder how much give they got because i think we are destroying these we're speed running the life of these controllers yeah i can't believe stop moving though whenever i am paused i was like always i myself reset just for the record uh-huh i think i would have respected it either way if i'm being honest yeah not a lot i could do in that situation oh no i think it's funny yeah it was comedy yo two spaces away from the star [Music] wait what is the happening dude that's a great do you lose now uh yeah yo he's driving the car honestly you're still not that bad yeah i'm nine away i've rolled a lot of threes that's uh so you can take the deficit yeah i just uh rolling low today good game what's dk doing though i'm so scared there's a ten oh five he could roll anything and i'm gonna be scared oh no i mean he needs more he needs movement so let's just hope donkey kong or let's just hope you roll what you need for that star or donkey kong gets [Music] it five that's honestly that's great yeah you're in a prime spot i think like being one before the little center crossroad thing idea uh oh this is the entire series so far just the three of us oh we can we gotta get him we gotta get him so he flips around so fast okay he's going oh we got oh my god to the left oh come on come on down he's abusing the mechanics oh i don't think he dives unless spotlights are on him man oh my god he's up oh we got this we got this we got this dude what oh my god [Music] oh my gosh well it's dk master where is donkey kong [Music] he cannot lose so it's not like i was expecting much from it all right oh wait if dk yeah if he double dice he can get it so you have no no that's not what i was saying if someone can go on the tile [ __ ] that if someone can go on to the little countdown thing they uh cool they make dk lose all of his coins oh he rolled one higher last turn oh you're right ah six i'm just not rolling high today oh that's not even that high i'll take it but you know it could have been eight or ten even not a nine does dk do now all right double dice goes to the start yeah i don't think there's anywhere it can't be oh that's neat yeah that's for you right oh no that's right oh god no dk goes before me and he's going to double time no oh cool oh my gosh i'll take that not awful spot i would be better if i had 60 more coins though [Music] if only dude i i think i'm gonna lose sleep on that if i'm being honest oh my god he got the start and i get trolled no you don't you see that like little path with the gold on it it only fires down that oh so it only could have hit dk if he went towards it oh she couldn't have oh no you had to go before him and that wasn't happening so [Music] don't take all the points in this game yep it's all the coins i've played this game a little bit off recording yeah and yeah that happens oh my god oh oh this is a dk turn oh uh oh someone should have given him 30 coins i think he couldn't get the star if he had 60 coins oops i'll take the fall for that one [Music] it's gonna land in front of him it'd be so funny uh that's no one nowhere near him i don't think that's near anyone actually it's near his dk because he has a gold pipe [Music] he's going to pop at the next turn so nothing we do next turn matters you're [ __ ] kidding me he got three stars that turn he got three stars that turn well okay then holy [ __ ] you know that one domino meme how like you push one and it just says alpharad gets a dueling glove yeah dk gets three stars in one turn oh well oh my we got outplayed like i wouldn't say it was all of our faults you know i say someone could have stopped them i tried to do trolling huh that that does not make sense yeah i was down there for a while no insane all right well good game donkey kong you know uh we're playing for second i guess wow uh there is nothing that we can do that's a what moment that's absolutely a what moment for me you know what i don't use this that'll i don't use this one a whole lot but you know good game [Laughter] good roll though great roll uh the illusion of choice [Music] now okay you could get a skeleton key oh of course it's gonna be yeah save the best there it is you got close unlucky that it wasn't right there [Music] it was easy i agree i don't like seeing first with a gold pipe right next to his uh it's terrifying that entire player profile on the bottom is absolute fiend uh blue or blue illusion of choice yet again oh i'm just gonna go this way well that was closer to the star you know if you think about it uh yeah unless this happens where'd the star go he thinks about it i like to pose him thinking about it do i use this i wonder if he's gonna buy it there's a chance he buys it it'd be so funny it says now [Music] well i'm what is this okay so question what are the chances he finds another hidden block with a star again not impossible if he gets that i i might just walk out of this room i i'd say that there's a solid chance that that's exactly what happened mm-hmm um so mario's the only one on the path right now and i have to roll like 11 which is like six turns for me probably yeah no chomp calls no gold pipes in place so it just looks like you're gonna get there and no one will get a star until you get that one yo it's mario party so no always a chance of something i'll take it oh that's great love that for luigi yeah what the [ __ ] is the point of the snippet oh i see if you set one up if you get pushed to the right they push you back up why would you want that i don't know well i'm going to fall geez all right playing for second place because i've never seen donkey kong miss dude the fly balls are so stupid i think this game's awesome oh [ __ ] i was dude i was doing so well i was beating donkey kong and then i realized i was beating donkey kong yeah and then you know that's probably like the worst thing you can do honestly oh my god everyone's just staring at the screen like what do we do donkey kong is just smiling he's playing with his food this is all just like some sadistic [ __ ] i wonder if i'm going to roll under 10. i'll actually get it oh that's promising oh crazy crazy you can steal coins though yeah what's ah so guys now that that's out of the way for this episode can we band together and beat donkey kong that is our ultimate mission can we is the emphasis on there hear me out i know one thing we can do [Music] you gave me something anxiety hitting that and i but i mean at this time [Laughter] are you adding turns i think we add five turns do you think we add five turns i think we can take him down in five more turns yeah i feel like he's doing him these turns but if you want to add turns dude do you want to see how we feel and turn 14 yeah yeah okay turn 14 he's still trolling us then i i have a feeling though he will be trolling us i say we at least wait out this turn if we're trying to band together joe could skip star no okay i'm probably not you're probably gonna hit the start if we're being real so what depends on if i roll five okay what does donkey kong do here because i'm terrified of him i'll go down okay okay interesting game plan oh what is it don't tell me no no don't tell me oh no oh you got no thank you lost that i i've lost that [ __ ] i mean yeah true it's just always shocking okay so now we target the monkey i'm just letting him just tire his fingers i i don't trust anyone ever you're gonna give me all your coins dk right because we're friends thank you what the [ __ ] he doesn't match why why i don't know it really is like the only program oh nice stuff bowser evolution what happens here what happens give it to us 100 star present [Music] huh i feel like most of these are here for fun i think bowser's in it with dk okay you know what hold up guys we're we're adding it we got this can at least wait until next turn so i could've got a free item here's the thing dk would have gotten the free item and you know that no i already got it all right i'm gonna depending on the minigame would drop my controller okay who's the one it's you you know i i don't think we need to drop a controller yeah i think we might need to play it sucks yeah it sucks that whatever you get dk also gets oh you can't remember this i thought it was like just fairly big enough yeah i thought good gamer [Music] it's just the controls in this always mess me up because it's like you're walking diagonally i'll take the 28 though just just enough to challenge dk to a duel i did that [ __ ] doesn't matter dude now an announcement we're playing for 20 oh my god yeah we're going to beat him announcement donkey kong is given three golden pipes [Music] uh announcement dk did not agree to this so now he gets three gold pipes odds are uh i was gonna give it to luigi yeah now you could get a skeleton key yo eyes are closed i'm still tracking the skeleton key i know where the skeleton key is guys you can go oh you literally walked right i thought you had it yeah yeah i always close my eyes for that one i'm just reminding the people at home i know i said like for you oh i didn't hear it yeah well i'm reminding the people in this room as well um 35 to a star um roll 35. can i anything interesting to land on oh bowser space true um you can roll for the verses we'll see 10 chance i get bowser sorry [Music] it would have been insane if you rolled for i'm gonna do it year old perverse i'm gonna do it i i am going to get to the top by not crushing my fellow peers i'm i do not want to damage you guys a single time donkey kong is the only one i have bloodlust for that was my first star oh no i have i didn't get started that's right i just got a pipe what's up hey i'm grump okay cool okay i thought that was an eight and a different story if it was an eight i got i love the little confetti pops i love the animation of koopa popping confetti just the fact that in fact it exists brother i'm not piping this one from you don't worry let him go this this star is all yours i'm not taking it i respect it we are comrades in this war we're targeting this guy we had four boards that was just learning what he's capable of and now we know too much i'm literally just going to chase him i'm just gonna okay that practice did not go great yeah but it is not indicative just attacking him yes mario what the [ __ ] it's okay we didn't get donkey kong that's fine [Laughter] i guess that's okay i don't yeah i still don't trust donkey kong yeah you might get the star yeah you might just troll me and you trolled him oh now it'd be so funny if you did that just to roll a one i thought like okay i could just say no i'm gonna move this if you do that i'm gonna pipe it so might as well because we need stars on the board you know what i'm gonna save my pipe until donkey kong is in like striking distance from a star it's like chomp calling but with a bigger middle finger on it [Music] uh i think i'm going to go around oh he can go upright yeah he can hit that theoretically he's not likely yeah i don't think we ever count him out yeah never count dk out yeah he's gonna go far back [Music] huge now it's okay i am pretty far i'm 33. i'm just gonna hold on to the block though actually this means i get to go to the shop twice though uh huge i'm happy with that they're not a shop on this side only if they're happy so that's a fourth star that he has probably is happening again oh my god he bought the car he's like he's literally just trying to push back as far as possible oh [Laughter] nope it sucks oh [ __ ] you know what i just realized what have you now he's that boo now huh oh you know what else i realized he has over 50 coins are we gonna start throwing minigames and we're the three okay lock dk up lock d cap with me joe logistically we get 20 points pk only gets 10. okay okay fair enough you know i i think we played these games out it is whatever happens happened how did how did we let that one happen you had no options my movement was almost nasty though i wish you just sat in the corner and just accepted what happened i wish there was a way to like just flip the dice around like stay standing still as the one but like just rotating so it looks like you move oh that'd be so sick i can't even steal a star from him dude take coins wait take the coins i'm just saying if you guys took coins from when you y'all were being petty he couldn't get the star oh that would have attacked that was tactical he'll roll a one it's fine i was getting my coins back please oh my god he meshed [Music] another one of those and i can go back oh nevermind [Music] oh i'm just competing for happening now i'm trying to think like it's 12. oh he has a lot i don't have any as far as i'm aware i might have one definitely need a second one of those i'm trying to compete with him man that one turn it's literally the most insane thing that ever happened he got three stars in one turn he hasn't done anything since but i think we're all still terrified of him all right well you said he hasn't done anything since welcome to this card and oh wow oh okay sure what i guess he doesn't need the stars [Music] i i really think dk is lacking a little bit on board play yeah he just has moments of brilliance but i think they're all on accident yeah i'm a blind angry i think he's getting special drop the star listen bowser do us a favor man take it no no no no bowser lose one star okay we're draining him slowly but surely do not google search that [Laughter] oh big luigi moment that was almost the worst luigi moment [Music] bye bye that's nobody it this beam is so impactful but so situational i've seen a hit like once yeah it's so possible it's just i think if you get hit by this it's really dictated by where the star is yeah like the car has been a very specific spot yeah also this board's pretty big it'd be cool if it rotated that would be cool it just changed lanes because i just see that path and i just view it as like a no no i was like why would i waste time there if like counters on three or lower and the star is put it right in front of me just move one space over see like that yeah yeah you want to get that although i feel like i okay realistically you're only there for like two but like if the center is on three everyone who goes after you yeah can set it off and that's what's scary [Music] well we can't turn more turns on so i'm gonna i'm gonna grief dk so there's a great thing he just can't win but then if we win yeah it's asking do we all want to throw with dk dude you got you got your ankles broken from dk there i got it recovered oh my god look at that i like that guy i like him you use the same house in another mini game in mario party 6. you like have a little i think it's a 1v3 you throw snowballs on the roof and trying to hit people only donkey kong's happy about this only donkey kong's happy about this just roll the one joe [Music] [Laughter] [Music] so what happens here uh bowser revolution that's fun [Music] cool man good luck to you yo big numbers no i don't [ __ ] with cops nah i really wish that they like had like a queen eye in con next to the top one to indicate they're spending money here uh-huh you know that that would just be kind of nice that helped my match oh wait dj gets the star next i'm i'm gold piping it then wait hold on how far away is he from it i think he said three yeah he has to roll a three all right listen what's it what are his chances do we even want to try uh it's a 33 chance he gets it yeah i believe it those are high pods honestly so you don't want me to gold pipe no i want to just see okay if he gets it he earns it like there's nothing i can do about it all right fair and i will buy a gold pipe yeah smart unfortunately you had to pay for this one yeah unlike somebody else here oh wait where is it where is it there you go all right but maybe this time they'll give me one i can't but i could get a skeleton key seven coins though that's fine a little refund okay winner or dinner so if you oh okay well what is this one oh this is a doubles game that's so strange uh yeah was it always a doubles game uh i'm just gonna assume yes [Music] all right okay bye bye good job luigi yeah he did [Music] wow they just landed on donkey kong now well we got more that was pretty awesome that's a weird doubles game i can't believe that is it that feels like such a singles game okay well we lost game over shut it down that was donkey kong's curse donkey kong's an airbender and he's had it with us [Music] i knew you were gonna get a seven there [Music] no i'm not because we're running the odds on dk right wow bro i'm just saying [Music] dk hits these man dk so hits these man okay he's earned it that's all i'm saying okay no i'm happy about the happening i'll take it come on dude he hits these there's nothing we could have done about that though there's literally no counter play maybe the star would be closer to you dk it could have gotten moved one space closer and then actually i noticed with this map that all the places that lands are telegraphed [Music] on the map there's like little stars yeah yeah that's yeah maybe there's one that's not there [Music] it's i mean every mario party map has like their predetermined locations he's gonna [ __ ] use it on me he's a petty [ __ ] uh do i have golden pipe no you're 12 away trying to get an all-natural is that bad [Music] yeah that was a boo that's a two star oh i could have [ __ ] taken it yeah or just like looking at the maps not always a bad idea guys no don't look at the map just use your skeleton key if you use your skeleton key then you don't have to look okay guys we have an enemy here it takes three of us to take down a donkey kong dude oh my god he's spinning bro i am playing this practice in one hand [Applause] i think oh he's he's vulnerable he's in a corner okay oh my god okay shake shake wait walk over yeah i'll make room for you nice it'd be funny if this one drops there's a no tie minigame is the tornado going to come out for us maybe a hurricane by a train maybe donkey kong just destroyed donkey kong [Music] oh last five turns it's gonna give it to donkey kong i'd believe it [Music] all right what's gonna happen who's gonna win what do you oh what do you think sniff it mario i thought for a second they were gonna give it to the guy with two golden pipes i thought they were gonna give the guy with two golden pipes another golden pipe i thought they were gonna give donkey kong golden pipe it's a safe gas that he's gonna win i like how they change it from like somebody who needs help to their prediction on who's going to win but that's how it always works yeah that's how it always i have they always believe in the underdog story uh [Music] they're they're content machines [Music] what the [ __ ] what did i do i'm in fourth he that was the funniest joke he's ever told i thought he's gonna roll a 10. my [ __ ] cheeks clenched why would he do that to me [Music] i feel you brother oh okay we're allies in this yeah we do one i'm not donkey kong uh you guys probably should have bet max actually then take the coin star from him yeah yeah and then jacob could have landed on donkey kong embedded max against him again one thing is if any of us yeah we should have entered a little harder on that i think that's like the number one collusion strat there also there's no benefit for being at the front by the way yeah makes me feel cooler but it does matter if you're on the top or in the middle yeah it does which is new to this game it you should just be uh you just if you hit nothing you just tie yeah i'll just do that yeah i got it the controls are just so much floatier than i thought they would but i guess we are in space it's a concept you know interesting yeah i was a big man i couldn't fit through good i couldn't fit through them too big maybe a little man little guy yeah if i was a little guy i could get through there yo two coins [Music] wow big get though now all i have to do is just cry i feel like praying right now you know bowser didn't take my star i could have had three right now yo we got him we got him i i'm i'm not going after donkey i'm just playing this game game rules oh and i love this game all right mission accomplished [Music] yeah you're so well protected by that pipe this is good i love that mini game that's a good one i'm so i did not know that game was in this game [Music] joe don't do that i don't even know how you'd end up yeah you have to start the other games i think i don't know i i i always mash both buttons at the same time [Music] give me one there actually where's the item shop uh top left so bottom okay this is also like an item job here we go skully kelly kelly i see it you know exactly where to jump for this close my eyes last night i'll be honest then that's pretty impressive oh my god how does he do it i mean he earns it i'm like spongebob dude i can't drive unless i'm blindfolded i can't get the skeleton team do you have a 103 chance of getting 11 points honestly it does yeah yeah i don't think dk ever had 100 coins did he no i don't think so i think that's a coin star yoink right there we've been taking it from him oh he could hit a nine here no he wouldn't okay but one of us has to roll yeah i think jacob should take the chances on uh he can go that far okay and also i think i land on the happening don't i i say no you land on red or blue dude if you do it he gets coin star again or do you want to take everything from him oh my god dash you're so brave trust you now you might have point start yeah dash you join coinstar for sure if you win this come on i'm not going to but i believe if there's ever okay you gotta play this game he's gonna be framed perfect on this so you gotta be careful okay dash i'm i am rooting for you hard i am sending you all of my energy for this [ __ ] actually you can't styling dude facing the wrong way oh oh my god his packing is phenomenal oh [ __ ] that is smart packing no way oh my god he's a nerd he's there i'm not going that way he won dude i literally can't go anywhere you went through what the [ __ ] stopped what the [ __ ] what he was destined to win he's a better player nothing you can do there wow okay well he's clapping again dash okay you let him clap again so now i have to be the one to get the star yeah okay hear me out jacob just roll no i'm gonna roll yeah i'm gonna roll and then use pipe for 1920. wow oh my god that is ridiculous you know how many coins he's won from duels off blocked yeah no you could throw you could like uh what's the word i'm looking for collusion so easy if that was the case yeah you know like is mario party really about collusion no i wish it like leaned into it more yeah i really think collusion's kind of a fun part of like party games i agree because like you know sometimes there is the one the entire game has been collusion against donkey kong i don't think i wanted my place enough i think it gets stretched i think everyone always thinks they did awful on that mini game just the nature of it it's a weird game because i thought i did i get it yeah that's funny yeah that's that's a good one all right so it becomes pretty bleak if we don't if i don't roll big here yo viral tiny here huge well no uh what do you want to do wait wait yeah you're trying to steal from him because you can skeleton key boo yeah yeah yeah huge huge we're letting joe know that he has a skeleton key all right well good game guys i should have monologued that's what went wrong hey at least you got 20 coins donkey kong gets a star maybe he'll say no that is true good there's always [Music] a character that got removed that people are upset about i don't get this joke [Music] ah who's in his path very clearly this path who's in his path okay thank god i i think we just got lucky because he's he's going to the star yo oh we're talking we're [ __ ] i should have monologued that's what really went wrong i feel i had a great beginning you know my early game phenomenal i'm an early game player which is sorry we have to come together for one 1v3 okay we just hold forward guys there's no way there's no way he beats us yeah you can try dodging like if it's like super easy oh my god oh my god he's a master oh i got it i got it i'm in there no shot no [ __ ] luigi split split split we got this oh my god what a troll how do you see his bank shots dude no i got bank on like oh my god he's insane i'm really glad that was not that all three of us have to make it up there type of game because otherwise that would have been pretty sad oh my god you're going to do it [Music] all right just don't get a one wait maybe there's another yeah there is oh you could have gotten a star as well if you use the triple [Music] yo scully kelly i see it i see it no oh huge huge oh my god that's all we wanted that's all i needed i'm gonna i'm gonna use this [Music] we joined coinstar back though despite giving him 66 coins [Music] all i needed yeah that literally does not matter to you at all yeah i guess you just get the possibility of getting another skeleton key and now i'm going to play this item mini game for fun yeah [Music] so as long as i yeah okay there's no way i can't go to blue yeah i'm just saying i wanted to if we could have denied dk we gave him too many chances and he never missed yeah we were really playing with god yeah yeah honestly it's a good thing that that star didn't move there first because then he would have went on the path of the star yeah would have gone to booed and that's ours this doesn't matter this means nothing i go for the skeleton key though yeah you missed it yeah honestly the key was the best item i could have gotten there yeah it is i get why you can't but it'd be fun if there's a mode where you just use as many as you want like imagine if you just use three triple dice in one turn that would have been so funny oh wait oh wait he's not gonna get this turn we're uh we're about to see a luigi gold pipe moment don't get a gold pipe [Music] he's too powerful that was that was one one space from disaster chaos oh oh no insane i was like oh [ __ ] someone's here what the dude i just realized what we can't beat him oh wait joe's stealing a star from them yeah that's huge i'm stealing a star i should have denied him one of the stars ah i've only rolled a little fatter [Music] if i rolled one more i could just i mean i'm using my triple dice regardless next turn yeah i guess it's better to use it this turn uh i think it would have been a better last turn because you get a star and boo yeah because i mean i'm gold piping no matter what so i don't know [Music] i love the confetti [Music] it's just one more star for you i don't think it changed the outcome yeah hockey well we give this game to him right yeah i i say just all three of us gentlemen at the beginning because this goes on 70 plus turns [Laughter] we've seen the future [Music] i think i've seen the story before no no see we all got second there huge huge it's okay there's a chance they don't do mini game star there is oh i've been going first what they do most red spaces and they do i don't know furthest and then i will oh huge love oh what you get this star i almost yeah all right now you steal from me careful careful okay we're in this suddenly it takes three of us insane lick insane absolutely bonkers this a deviant devious dare i say a devilish you know what that's a good game which one is down down you go down left [Music] i i'll just trust it oh could there have been a chance we got boo twice uh not without a another skeleton key oh he has no skeleton uh maybe then i think maybe actually because two two would have made the game eevee yeah it would have ruined him where's the fun in that okay fat stargate that we lose in final stars it would have been a lot because we would all be like flat even yeah one of us has to get two stars that's okay dude it's i have to get both bonus stars because i know this is free because you just you work to him steal the star from knocking down oh oh my god oh oh oh no we have one mini game left well just uh hit low i'm waiting to [ __ ] i'm ready to dunk all my coins not yet not yet just hit low okay okay that's fine that's low enough oh wait actually if we can grief donkey kong oh yeah agree don't go in split yeah yeah catch you later oh i don't think we can grief this one [Music] i think love letter drops now what the [ __ ] he just didn't take mine all right it drops now oh my god last last second we tied huge joe huge split i think i don't know did that last turn or is this last turn uh yes no that was versus well that this is a bonus minigame or battlement game but like now we split the pot which one now if him and i tie in coins yeah now you're just filthy rich yeah i'm so i'm like shaking man um i've never noticed that piece just lays at the start of her turn i know it's awesome all right okay you guys guaranteed this turning too so no no i have to roll a two ninety percent chance okay okay okay let me i it's impossible no joe we can't get comfortable now maybe we can't get cocky if we got have you heard of the tale of icarus before who's that yeah he kind of sounds like a cool guy so actually oh god i wish i wish we could [Music] i mean you could steal his coins [Music] it was such a slow process it wasn't because i was it's not because i was going to steal from you guys it's because i was scared of accidentally stealing you guys okay yeah i can tell it's like a very very precise menuing you didn't have a thinking face like i was terrified you're you're peer editing right there yo free happening free happening that might as well oh yeah [Music] okay okay imagine the world where you actually pay for i get to have he goes back and then he steals a star that would have been so oh my god you said that and it honestly that that was a possibility i like that timeline a lot it's a very funny time that would have been that's an urgent funny you're poor we won't help pushy penguins i can't believe the cop only helps the rich that's crazy that's crazy very unrealistic in my mario party i wish they would leave political commentaries you can tell this is a liberal making oh my god did you see that i just pushed it shake shake we can all do this together i mean there's no way this i i don't think there's a way that we can like blue no but like we can definitely see each other all on it's the see you in wano moment no you got the show you're coming through brother we did it the three of us i wanted to run off it stops you right now did you guys see me push tk off yeah he just let me i just stayed as far away from the giant gorilla all right it's up to rng he could still win he's he has a he's a coin bonus i did not use green adam oh mario huge i feel like i used very many items all right that's one star less from i don't think anyone used a lot of items though as i think that last race yeah okay huge huge [Music] you can still get a star and then no no there's only two oh okay then you win we did not lose the gun for the third game in a row we all beat donkey kong [Applause] that's huge good day baby good game finally gg wait where is that oh good game let's all spam the good game we only had like two more seconds i just want to say that wasn't a me victory that was an us victory we took him from first to fourth in a single turn look at that image let's see can we get that picture framed i think it sums everything up that we stand for and i just want to say that was our final board oh [ __ ] yeah that what a good final arc all of us had four stars at the end and donkey kind of three that's so perfectly fitting yeah if i didn't steal that star at the end he wins i want to see his chart oh my god let's look at this real quick he collected the most stars yeah there was nothing we could have done well that's not yeah the coin star is peak though that's so that's i think we had coin star despite what that number says um or if it's not they changed it in this game i had mini game star dank also he had 138 at most so i don't know um one hidden vlog crazy yeah i feel like i moved that far that half game but slow yeah only one item off um loose faces yo if we got red star that would have been huge for us they got four blue spaces like what it does not feel right well i'm just saying because all of us would have gotten to start except dk that would be pretty big that's why you use so many items you didn't buy a single item [Laughter] i think you bought a skeleton key yeah yeah no i don't think i did i i think you passed no you bought double spot uh double dice oh yeah you did buy the triple yeah uh number of lucky spaces and you won what matters joe yeah i'm saying dk 0. i want to see this chart that is that is a terrifying graph yeah that is um clutch you know oh my god just i'll be honest i was a little shaky towards the end of that game i was terrified the entire game were there any of those that he could have won i just want to say look at the 15 star look at where turn 15 was [Laughter] good good feature yeah good thing 75 percent of people agree to extend the game that sounds like a mature if donkey kong is upset he should just cry more that was the most strategic and terrifying game of mario party i have ever played and i feel alive right now and the best part is our chili's is probably here oh my god we got chilis

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Published: Sat Nov 06 2021