Lifeline, an old PS2 game with horrible voice controls

hey there friends how's it going my name is Kevin and today we are playing lifeline oh and wants to show us more about the game no we we don't need to know more all we need to know is that it's controlled by your voice primarily which is great because I have to talk to myself every single day and for once it'll actually feel like I'm talking to someone that's gonna feel good I imagine I mean it's my last option no one else will talk to me even 911 these days ok I will try that hi why does have to be so formal hello that's not bad I'll put a spear shot a life aligned you can understand all my Derby accents Wow Oh oh that one it's running out of fear stop oh my god it likes my normal voice a lot drink the wine you better actually drink it no you're just checking it I said drink maybe this isn't as good as I thought it was drink the wine ah it's like an anti drink advertisement to drink responsibly trick them Hitler oh it's Samaritan no helping the less fortunate God what the hell is the enemy what is that power all right fine shoot what talk out your problems all right violence and talking isn't an option shoot ah there we go okay violence is the option it must have misheard me dodge and shoot I still have no idea what this thing is I don't even know what I am oh this is more my style flee and recover shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot it likes the panic okay good I'm ready to talk now I'm so glad you told me how to talk why didn't you guys say that you couldn't understand like a word I was saying up till now now I know how to announce e8 he also made contributions you know was that was that meant to happen it sounded like it was meant to but this is a lot of fries work wait what the hell I'm very confused what's going on here I was this close to resetting my PlayStation cannot talk I'll show you kill kill kill woman kill defenseless woman no thank you back off I work part-time you don't sound like the regular guy no I'm not it trust me I'm not regular in any sense of the word I don't want to open I don't you know what door panel operate the door panel open door if I could do that I wouldn't be in here listen smartass I'm totally wonder if gonna help you here shut up die please and you telling me to please hurry and die I don't understand door panel if you operate the door panel it will open the door operates door panel if you operate the door panel it will open the door Jesus Christ Alexa open door panel if I could do that I wouldn't be in your Alexa holy [ __ ] this is where you started interesting you go a long way in the future to operate open the control panel wait I don't get to do this with my voice that's lame gotcha ah I am new here give me a break she seems to know exactly where she's going okay maybe not she's at the wrong locker but she seems to know exactly where she's going I don't think I should be trusting her should I be doing something like I'm just I'm just waiting here she's not doing much I just I can't talk oh my god she's got a gun what are you trying to do lady come on I I was trying to help you I'm sorry for getting sassy earlier look I'm in a bit of a hurry just wait there to be rescued that's what my inner demons look like the hell is going on I'm so confused like overall not just by the game mechanics just by what's going on in general oh god what the hell shoot right I shoot left I reload okay shoot left I shoot left I you're hitting the fecund chair left I shoot shoot shoot left I shoot left I how did she think she was gonna make it alone if she needs this much instruction she still can't do it shoot red eye oh thank god are we done and we finally fecund done oh my god so that was stressful she's absolutely useless without my help I have to tell her how to do everything looks like you saved me again yep and you were just gonna walk out on me earlier and your voice oh you've seen my youtube channel you were at the party no no no you've not seen me at a party I've not been to one in years Jim anta Megan no Jim anta Samantha Jim anta Samantha a man dad Amanda close enough Jim Mantha Amanda so angry like imagine you were asking someone like what's your girlfriend's name and they were like Jim antha and you're like no no that that's her name no I would know better than you would what do you want me to say what do you want her name to be because you seem to know my girlfriend's name better than I do somehow Samantha Samantha you happy now Mendy me what's my girlfriend's like frustrating lifeline what is my girlfriend's name like what if I just went home I'm not answering her anymore I could have just left and she's just staring at this beckon camera Naomi Naomie wizard did I miss something like how was he supposed to know that was I supposed to keep guessing names until I got it me I don't even remember how I managed to get out of the restaurant oh no but you remember my girlfriend's name very selective memory there so it's a deal I can count on your help do I get to answer this no thanks why yeah I don't like you think about it I thought about it I don't like you to think I pissed her off she doesn't understand like some people just weren't meant to get along we need to help each other begrudgingly yes pure family dragged it out of you are you ready no it's already started I don't know why you keep asking me questions if I have no options consultation say it please Nikki from appnana are you paying attention to me no really no he's looking at my phone actually what are you doing no okay she's up open Locker okay god damn it what do I do read note are you talking about this yes read it for me please what do we do leave the room okay that's not what I said but okay I was more confused what she actually do like I don't know what we're even trying to do to be honest but we'll figure it out I guess she is definitely a robot if I were in her position I would be terrified look at this place the hell is this Oh God were in a fight shoot head shoot head shoot head shoot head shoo head turn around you idiot shoes now it's all God I'm gonna die shoot mouth okay yeah I think it's eating my face why didn't I say something why are you turning around shooting mouth what do you doing shoot malice on its face shoot mouth shoot thank you god damn it I'm tired me too I'm tired of your [ __ ] check guest room 1 she's gonna die her health is pretty low thanks I could hear the passive-aggressiveness when she said thanks there I could hear it we're just not getting along stop being sad I am stopped yeah stop being happy then get up stop being lazy that's better I'm like a parent the bathroom okay what I didn't tell you to do or the bathroom you're not allowed oh great I'm gonna die shoot a stomach okay I think I think we won that that was okay we were kind of in sync for once yes you've done it open fire [Laughter] what just a damn waitress serious you've given her attitude after she saved you you know it was mainly me oh my god what the hell is it made out of did you hear that squish I bet you're some greedy little gold digger looking a hook a big sugar daddy and reel him in this guy's full of himself George he says he's a guest in the hotel he's stuck in the monitor room I don't think I ever said that she's putting words in my mouth do you kiss your mother with that mouth you got a problem with it [Music] I'm trying to help and you're being a real jerk [Music] save it for someone who cares bimbo Oh conversation but just that pause and contemplation I thought he was gonna turn and be like you know what I'm sorry but no I took him that long to come up with that line I'm run yes please - run - she's running she's so obedient god it's great having a little minion like this run faster the bathroom okay wait no one's oh he could go to sleep I don't see anything that looks especially strange well I see you when you seem strange I told you to go to sleep where the hell is she going why doing laps of the table I don't understand go to guest room to the bathroom okay oh my god stop leave I am stop guest room to the bathroom stop guest room to the dresser oh my god how could you understand my Dutch voice earlier me you do it gets the roommate to the bathroom okay where did you get passed from from just where leave room leave Leave leave Leave leave Leave leave Leave thank you yeah oh my god perfect sake as if we weren't having trouble enough communicating leave leave I am stop haul away hurry up and analyze what Jesus you're so [ __ ] rude like I'm trying my best Oh for [ __ ] sake another on these things shoot right I shoes left i I just say we're finally a little bit in sync but then we just got one shot got the loading it's so long in this game it's gonna take me so long to get back to there and I'm probably just gonna die again I don't know if I have any first aid kits or anything and honestly conversation with her is so difficult I don't have the heart to ask her I don't think I might try use first aid a table okay I just had to stop but it's just getting too awkward you just to look at the table the loading is so long come on please look at the table I feel like she's just standing there with her eyes closed just staring at the table better be something good on this table she's there she's there okay okay now what are we gonna get on the table huh check table there's nothing that catches my eye okay that's fine that's fine drink coffee do you mean drink the coffee yes I don't think this is a good time drink coffee do you mean drink the coffee I don't think this is a good time how come it's not a good time for coffee but it's a good time to run around aimlessly in a circle like you'll do that take camera I can't use it and it's not necessary then why is it here why is any of this here I can't do anything it took about five minutes to load it's so frustrating I may as well be talking to a dog or something at least a dog would slightly understand me hallway I'll go out into the hallway thanks thank you at least I didn't have to load to leave the table it's gonna have to load to leave the room but I'm sure I can wait I've got nothing better to be doing okay should we just try and fight this thing again heal huh heal pardon you are dying guest room - guest room - best of luck we're gonna have to fight our little hearts out to actually beat this thing it's just these awkward pauses we're just nothing happens she's just staring at the door I'm staring at her saying cannot talk ok she's reacting finally ok so it'll be shoot left I shoot middle I shoot right I and then shoot red eye and that should take care of it hurry and analyze or maybe I'll just let her die if she's gonna have that attitude she was left I shoot right I shoot right I shoot middle I shoot red I whoa that was good fighting right there good job Rio is that your name I don't know probably get angry if I say any woman's name other than Naomi hell does that oh my god she's running towards the danger a gentle breeze would kill you I hope you're aware action music plays the hallway curved like that what's going on this is trippy oh great now they're gonna think I did it like I'm no one holding a gun oh god what the hell is this oh my god I've been losing two slugs never mind this thing what is wrong with the audio all of a sudden is that a beam or something it's doing or is this a glacier that's not gonna work we should run oh he is twice as many legs he's gonna catch me look at his just run away it's hardly moving his shutter panel I am trying believe me hey wait does that do anything I was using the shoulder pedal but I wasn't doing anything did I do it too early or something she's dead I don't think we're able to do that again there's like 10 minutes to get back to where I was and the thing is it's right around the corner from where I'm spawning here where I saved it's just there's such a block there we can't get in sync with each other there's just no no chemistry between us or maybe we're both just super socially awkward I don't know you see this just shows why I like you guys so much because I can just talk and you don't get a chance to react you just have to listen or this person just doesn't understand me they don't get me at all right we're gonna end it there yeah I hope you enjoyed though I actually really enjoyed that it was fun because I've never really played a game like that before but I want to try some voice activation and like voice controlled games so if you've any suggestions do let me know I know of one two other ones that I can do that I could probably make a video or two of those combined but yeah other than that I'll just say I appreciate you watching as always and I will see you next time bye for now shoutouts patreon soldier fortune Adam Andrews Allen classic to Alec McNeal Alexander carrot elf Martin Almighty peanut anaconda Kiwi Andrew Weiss Ariel Kelman Ashley Murphy Ashley Oh Morgan Ostend Acton Azalea bacon boy Bailey Kerr BB AIDS mom big fest Birch Valley 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Channel: Call Me Kevin

Views: 959,832

Rating: 4.9740844 out of 5

Keywords: kevin, callmekevin, kevin1811, funny, moments, gameplay, lets, play, game, cmk, clips, lets play, lifeline (video game), playstation 2, life line, lifeline ps2, lifeline gameplay, lifeline funny, lifeline funny moments, lifeline callmekevin, lifeline game, lifeline lets play, lifeline voice control, lifeline 2003 voice, lifeline 2003

Id: FX9mMCcYsq8

Length: 15min 34sec (934 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 20 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/WimpyKids50Official]

Lifeline, but it's an old PS2 with horrible voice controls

[u/somenameidc]

The bathroom, ok