Facade but I am the worst friend ever

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and today we're playing some facade my whole life is a facade i remember the trend going around and i never actually played it so this is my first time playing it please be gentle on me all right my name is jim it's funny my youtube name is call me kevin and i always put my name as jim no matter what fine trip fine i can hear them arguing should i just keep knocking repeatedly jim oh he knows my name hi my name is jim pickens well come on in i gotta make it awkward immediately can i use the toilet oh he already left the room i just said that to myself no no here we are oh oh sorry sorry i didn't mean to walk in on you but then again you walked inside of me so i should be the one that's offended you look fabulous thank you darling that's an interesting way to say hello i'm not saying hello i'm thanking you i'm hoping you can help me understand where i went wrong with my new decorating oh i can help you black is too goth for you so yeah i just bought this painting i don't think the painting is the issue your room is black it's gonna make you feel down all the time are you goth why are they staring please stop staring jim stop saying my name like that i'll get it anything to get out of this conversation oh my god i think i'm about to be murdered i will murder you first what they know that i'm on to them oh they think it's a joke or else they're laughing thinking i don't have a chance here hi you know that oh i know it but do you know it what were we talking about merger i believe he's like oh [ __ ] he's onto me oh my god i don't like the profile view of you you look like an emoji from the side yeah that lady who uh brings us fresh herbs what are you talking about take a look at this photo i just put up from our trip to italy a couple of weeks ago where oh this looks like a painting more than a photo wait what the hell is wrong with your photo it's like leaking see that there's something wrong with it did you drug me jim you're not enjoying this are you no grace come on it's not helping things for you to say that i'm standing very close to her this is extremely uncomfortable wine makes me whine excellent oh they like my taste in puns no jam whine and dine me come on that's not the bordeaux we saved from our wedding that we were going to drink on our 10th wedding anniversary right you're driving me insane dude you [ __ ] up i'll drink it i'll drink it no problem i can't fix you a drink right now what why i know you're in the middle of a domestic but i'm the guest tripp i would treat you better than her oh that won't fit shouldn't one person try to make their spouse a better person even if they don't want it no what she's shocked she was blinking a mile a minute our marriage is a sham really like could you not ask me to leave go on get out of my face are you talking to me i wouldn't blame you oh my god you're going into emoji mode again i use the bathroom please what what are you saying i just want to use the bathroom please why is no one asked this before i need to be oh my god look at her she's [ __ ] determined let's talk about us yeah include me in your conversation for some reason my name is jim are they just ignoring me jim why do you keep calling my name randomly grace do you have the hots for me look just quit the flirting right now what i'm just confused why she keeps mentioning my name you blame me for all of this don't you what i have nothing to do with this but yeah sure why not look there she's processing this entire thing does anyone want to kiss me grace even though now you're a creative director you just gloss over it anytime i say something it breaks the awkward silence but then they just continue talking without including me jim oh my god i hate the way she says my name well not even my name that my character's name i know what you're trying to hint at what i don't understand i just said why don't you just make up do you really want the honest truth huh yes why not i don't know what's going on anymore i've been listening carefully to what you've been saying tonight i don't think so you've hardly been answering me you're pissing me off do you really think that flirting with me what i haven't been flirting with you just give me a yes or no yes i don't know jim everything's fine we're not we're fine what i feel like i'm the kid and my parents are getting divorced yeah they're gonna say it's not my fault is it i like tripp better and no you don't have to be nice anymore we're we're fine oh okay i'm going to murder you both the evening's over there is nothing more to say i will kill you thank you both look we'll see you we'll see you later or something yeah why don't you go then i'll wait here leave jim just go home okay [ __ ] off they're really annoying me now bye the most awkward goodbye i've ever seen let's go with kevin this time instead of jim she was irritating me so much with her jam we haven't seen you in so long please help me i'm being chased i'll uh i'll go get grace grace will know what to do a murderer is following me no no here we are please god call the police hi how are you bad i'm in danger he's got a gun he stabbed me well uh i've i've missed you wait are you the killer are you saying you missed me with your knife senior year of college that's nice but i'm bleeding out call 9-1-1 i'm dying we should drink why are you not helping me i'm dying he's like oh we should have a drink i don't think you understand i am about to die he's trying to drown me out with the blender i can see my insides it gives me an orange juice this sort of cleared it up he's gonna kill us all finally it sank in wait you think we should kill each other wait no that's not what i'm saying at all we are in danger stop laughing he will murder us is this egypt because you're in denial kevin you and i are getting along so well tonight are we i'm supposedly bleeding out and you just won't help me it was at grace's parents house what what are you doing the hell is going on with his butt i think it's leaking is that romantic or what no thank you [Laughter] i'm sorry you didn't need to see that what i didn't need to see that it was just him going down on the knee was it were you talking about his boss because that was kind of disturbing trip show me your butt look quit the flirting already [Laughter] you're never satisfied with anything you're never happy never my nickname is the boy who lived are you like an owl how can you turn your head that far back what the hell do you even have a bathroom look you don't need to answer someone needs to answer like i need the bathroom look i'm leaving about to die kevin you can't leave now what why do you actually care about me now are you scared that the murderer will get me oh my god he came right through the wall this guy's definitely some kind of super villain he can turn his neck like that he can walk through walls have you seen will smith as genie this is what i've had to put up with for 10 goddamn years okay kevin i think this evening is over what i swore once and i get kicked out i don't know what the deal is with you tonight what me i'm the problem he's just pushing me to the hall the murderer's waiting there please leave me back in i'll die out here i like how i'm stuck small now that i was sitting on the couch when i got kicked out hey [ __ ] you good game was our best try yet what you said he's coming an hour from now i don't think they realize that their doors and walls are paper thin like i can hear everything kiss oh uh you're doing the european style yeah i'm european i'm irish i just keep kissing him i think he liked it no no here we are oh my god jesus she screamed in my face hey i'm european oh yes no i didn't like that it was creepy i don't think tripp likes me kissing grace oh i don't think he likes that kiss oh they like it okay good okay they're laughing just kiss them on their lips and they're like so funny she's happy she wants a little kiss too i think is that happy i think it's happy everyone happy he's just staring jim take a look at this wait what's he doing he's like take a look at this and then he starts doing that hand movement oh my god jesus christ dude personal space where am i what the hell is going on okay i was in a plant i couldn't figure it out thick no no that's not it oh wait yeah that's a fine answer i like that yeah thank you i mean it's art is open to my interpretation right how about oppressive it says feck can imagine one of those little phones that kids play with the painting says [ __ ] god damn jesus christ her mic is peaking stop screaming why are they all screaming they're upsetting me and i'm missing oh my god stop screaming art is not a career is that ever gonna sink in for you why is he so upset with her being an artist why is that such a contentious issue i know what you're about to say with your damn kissing and what i have been flirting i've just been kissing and i've been kissing both of you you're always trying to get people turned on why you angry at me they were picking on each other and now they've gained up on me can you try to change the other person to be even better than you yourself are yes what you asked the question dude don't ask the question if you don't want the answer i'm not yes man even though i did just say yes oh i don't want to look at you are you talking to me now are you angry at me look come here let's kiss and make up oh no don't do that oh no i'm talking about i'm not talking to you okay i think i'm okay from what you said before she's trying to get away from me grace i don't think you really want us to quit our jobs lead a simple oh my god what the hell i thought he was in the next room and why is that wine floating here drink drink this was floating i think it may be cursed so i'm not drinking it jim isn't it isn't that ridiculous uh let me check perhaps soon no it's true yes yes ah that helps him what jim you blame me for all of this don't you uh let's see sure thing yes oh my god you think i'm lying uh let me see yes yes no look i i don't want to talk to you right now i don't blame you i'm basically an eight ball i know what you're trying to hint at what i was playing with an eight ball do you two want to hear the honest truth huh yes i've been listening carefully to what you've been saying tonight you must be going [ __ ] insane do you really think that kissing me kissing tripp she's so upset is what you've said tonight's supposed to add up somehow to something yes all right i think it's over grace no i think they're breaking up does that mean you're single again i think i'm ruining this dramatic moment i see now it's not about you or about our marriage i think she wants me dude i think that's what this is about i think she's walking out on you dude here you're available you're with me now this is gonna be really awkward as soon as you leave we're gonna be stuck here alone don't worry honey i'll look after you now i should have told her that i could have told her that i'm just kissing him repeatedly as the game fades to black i ruined every dramatic scene there all right i think i've caused enough damage i've ruined their marriage completely i'm happy with that that's been a good day of gaming but i hope you enjoyed i can't believe it took me this long to actually play the damn thing but yeah thank you for watching appreciate you as always folks and i guess i will see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: VbhWnhxJfzI

Length: 12min 13sec (733 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 07 2019