Letting A Salon Do WHATEVER They Want To Me

sit down and I'll tell you how I want them looking like back to how I look right now a little while back when the hair was building like heartbroken into him unless it got stolen had to get him hanged because my roots were bad so I got a box of color and I left it to my jack it looked a little grassy and I wanted to be classy so that's why I did what my older sister asked me I grabbed my friend Courtney and I put her in the car then we drove her salon called Venus and Mars they asked what look did I seek to obtain and I said hey look you've got free rein you smart ladies just do what you feel shapely pink or teal yeah that's right I said do what you want Runet rainbow layers of blood for color I was treated by a chick named listen for makeup I'd shaylen that's my sister but look what I get was up there vote for a pinky fresh hair cut up Presley puck would I get along would I get some friends sorry if this rap is making you cringe so let's get to the video [Music] just giving a warning that like if anybody says anything that in editing I don't feel like it's interesting enough I might voice over you and make you say something else sweet okay I give you guys free rein to do whatever you want with my hair as long as I can do whatever I want with your mouth if you were gonna do a rap about Yosemite it's a park it's a national park Yosemite I tell you that's the park for me look at my hands and they be how they be washing my car and I ride my moped too and I turn around and then I point at you yes that's who what I do your man's a balloon that's how I wrap it cut these bangs with neat scissors few months ago for this look she has bangs and find any haircutting scissors so we're gonna use some Betty Crocker neat scissors I don't want to do this so we have to do it fast I know that your mama loves me but I love livin onions so I think my dad did a decent job I guess I am sensing some explanation is do you see a few brief tranquil weeks earlier I forced my father to color my hair and I recorded the whole process while doing a Q&A with him it was wonderful but I didn't post it I forgot to and now I feel like it's too late because my hair is different than I'm sorry they said he gave a really good base work with unfortunately I picked out like the two-dollar hair color at Walmart so I kind of look like someone I look like jar jar binks only said make me copper not my hair make me copper shield purple button blonde copper still blog but more white lines after a little to no deliberation list decided to go with the one that the baby smiled at the baby just smile okay by the way are we gonna explain why there's a baby on you no emotional support bunny food when you say please I want to float more no matter what mom says I got it to my nose alright then list the colorist ushered me into this haunted room with the possessed trash can and tried to give me a swirly in this black toilet bowl my hair is purple is this a thing that you typically make people pay experts or I just looked like I needed it my hair is so used to the Dollar Tree experience I can already feel quality not purple [Music] can you put this one back on yeah no problem it came from this okay I got a dream I came here to this thing and that daelin just told me I was gonna be a model for something the lady comes with a tattoo gun and she pulls my arm out in shaylen's like look she's a professional it'd be really rude to say no don't worry I'll help you remove it afterward I think she has a little scar that says I'm a car wash so then if she gets the stencil out and it just says Papa and block letters pa pa right there on my arm I realize wait a second shailen says she's gonna help me get it off I don't think shaylen can do that putting cheese that sounds great so then I was kind of afraid to come here Courtney can you very loudly tell us about your dream last night custody such a dream may or may not have been brought on by the fact that I do this every day was my chicken while you're all here I'd like to ask for some input you see my current endeavor is finding a spot in my RV that is practical for voiceovers so how do you think I sound crammed here in the closet how is this Hibiscus does it look enough like a hibiscus no reverts out if we all get that used for notice follow Leland's example you see my brother gave my father deer an ultimatum if you get a tattoo he declared I will never get another one again but if you do not I will get a portrait of you from your questionable rock-and-roll phase and for Christmas he surprised my dad with this I get a continuation of this victory so here's the head get from here to here and then you could get no continuation but not links a body like so like II think I'm being sabotage because she's wiping pasted itching powder on my head I'm burning by my estimations that we'll be dead in two hours but if she washes it off before then I might just have white hair I'm just kind of guessing as we're going that's what this looks like is this because you almost died in Las Vegas yes you just sat on my head and shanked and just stay I was watching a pageant while I was dying it's totally fine it was an important part otally fine you're just gonna let her burn you like this I mean you tried to kill her I don't know what you're doing to my hair but based on the facial expressions I'm receiving did you shave the top of my head I told you you're gonna shave it I missed that yeah joke's on you 56 legs like which fingers knuckles I was kind of thinking that oh that's longer than the big one would you rather spend the rest of your life that's Amish or be automatically fifteen years old and like strict Amish are like v honest when Stacy's dying do you like cat and dog fur on your jalapenos should I you should I don't know I've never tried one no you were about to hear me speaking on autopilot I was not being attended to what I was saying because I was so preoccupied with the fact that there was man shaving his own eyebrow in the background so many things like changed so fast and ancient Egypt like they were always developing the really interesting thing I think about them did you collapse if Ram it way to lakhs if Ram it with like a hundred percent zero are you gonna do like fifty forty seven okay any levels fine oh you not fifty forty six hi I'm Mike Cara anyway your shoes so the back of them I noticed I have these loops is that so if you have a friend and you want them to follow you everywhere you strap their feet two years I don't really have friends like furry seafood why does Sally sells seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway can you cry underwater this salon delivers you Wendy's and I just give a bunch of fake false advertisement about your salon hey what if I told you that your dad's my mouse friend okay what is it called when you give someone a drink cuz it's like feeding but it's greetings around this time I began assuming that my hair would be copper on top and blonde on the bottom which would be I guess I wouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on that since I volunteered for this cuz I have one of those little pieces of hair I've never had blue hair if you plant them it'll like grow a field of Smurfs [Music] I was just dancing a lot apparently it's time to rinse my hair feeling hurt I don't think I understood any of those words but did you cuss I never made that okay well then I'll put it in the video no you said oh no as you took my makeup off what does that mean no no to my face this is our salon for your self-esteem sake no they can talk about whatever you want they can talk about personality type stuff he's knowledgeable at the Enneagram myself I know more about MBTI I don't like any a groom because it reminds me too much of enema and mammogram yeah that's you talk about the Patterson wavelength I don't even talk about time continuum theories and videos I'm your expert I don't think you knew this part about so what are your three numbers so what you do is you add those three numbers together sixteen okay so we do the alphabet abcdefg project okey so first color that comes to mind that starts with a P is periwinkle that's the hair color you should go with next I'm a bean [Music] wolfies I have the color and some makeup on but now for the cut the lovely Preston Poe is going to do it for me I don't know what he's doing that my sister told me to show up so here I am Satan I'm a slice you [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh yeah [Music] shameless if you could get great different butter if you're gonna get your foot up [Music] [Music] okay so actually this hair colors in the fire TV for my chicken to Zelda is actually this exact [Music] now the following clip requires a skosh of explaining I wanted to see what the back of my hair looked like and I've always sort of felt like if I could just turn fast enough I'd be able to catch a glimpse of the back of my head but after countless years and countless attempts [Music] 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Channel: Micarah Tewers

Views: 1,980,504

Rating: 4.9671884 out of 5

Keywords: makeover, transformation, salon, glowup, presley poe, color, blonde, copper, rainbow, haircut, cut, hair, makeup, makeup artist, shaylyn ford, tewers, micarah, landon, tattoo, colorist, letting, do, chickens, rap, rapping, rapper, bad lip reading, voiceover, dreams, wash, foils, jarjar, binks, bloomfield, mcara, mikara, mccarah, makara, bangs, fringe, curtain bangs, layers, red, redhead

Id: fF9AG8Ki4aw

Length: 11min 21sec (681 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 22 2019