- Hey guys, welcome back
to my second attempt at filming this intro. Because when I tried to do this yesterday, I forgot to focus the camera. Life can be pretty stressful sometimes. Even when you're not screwing up one of the easiest jobs in the world, you're often faced with
important decisions and complex moral dilemmas. And it can be hard to
know exactly what to do because things are almost
never black and white, except in Dhar Mann videos. - This pizza's frozen cold.
I'm not paying for this. - Maybe you should get
a job delivering pizza. - [Narrator] Eric finally understands how difficult it is to have a job. I know how hard your job is. - The Dhar Mann cinematic universe has a beautifully simplistic view on life, where there's always a
good guy and a bad guy. There's an obvious
solution to every problem. And karma happens immediately. Teacher accuses student of doing drugs, instantly regrets it. Car mechanic tries to scam a woman, instantly regrets it. Customer shames fast food
worker, instantly regrets it. Instantly-
Instantly regret. And when the titles don't end
with "instantly regrets it", it's "what happens next will shock you", which is funny because
every single Dhar Mann video is exactly the same. So at this point, I am no longer shocked. - If you want this, you're
gonna have to get it. From the trash. - Here, you can get it out of the trash. - No! - I know I'm a few years
late to the Dhar Mann party, but I was in need of motivation and didn't know where else to turn. So today I'd like to watch
a few of his videos with you and see if we get inspired,
or if I instantly regret it. This first one's called
student cheats on final exam. The important words are always
capitalized for emphasis. And as you can see,
little Michael over here is not paying attention to his classes. Instead, he's poisoning his
brain with violent video games. (sighing)
- He took my kill. - Shame on you, Michael. I get it though. Games are fun. But you're not going to be able to coast through life multitasking. When you're at work,
you focus on your job. And you don't let anything
distract you from your job. Damn you, Mr. Mosbey. To be fair though, he's
obviously a gaming prodigy. Look at how he's able
to move his character without even touching his keyboard. And apparently he's bilingual. So I actually think this
kid's got a bright future ahead of him. Mr. Wilson's not happy with him though. You know how teachers can be. - Michael, it's showing
me that you're on mute and your camera's off. - Oh, sorry. My computer was acting up. - Wow. A gamer and a liar? Now he's perfect for Faye's clan. - Can you get us the new PS5? - [Woman] How about if you both get A's on your math final- - Which is apparently your only class. - then I'll buy it for you. How does that sound? - Really? Okay. Well, you might as well buy it for us now. Cause I'm gonna ace that test. - Huh. He sure is confident for someone who hasn't been paying any attention. I just hope he's not
doing anything nefarious. - Check this out.
(dramatic music) Our math final. I found it online so now
I have all the answers. - I spoke too soon. He is doing something nefarious. Wait, did I? No, you did not. - It's not cheating. It's
called taking a shortcut. I mean, how else do you
think people succeed in life? - By taking the long way. I got to say though, that
was my favorite website growing up, MiddleSchoolMathAnswers.com. Of course the entire page was
just this specific final exam. And I never had Mr. Wilson as a teacher. So maybe that's why I always failed math. - Studying is for losers. - Ain't that the truth. - [Narrator] Mikey compares the final exam to all the questions on the website. - Who is talking right now? - Is everything okay? - Yeah, I just came by to let you know that Jayden got a 100% on his math final. - Hell yeah, my boy,
Jayden's getting a PS5, which means he can finally play... Well, it's still nice to have. This is great news. If Jayden passed, that means
they both got an A, right? - 0%? This is an F.
- Huh? - That's impossible. I cheated- I studied. - Well as I was saying, Michael got all of his answers correct. If those answers were from
this website that I created. - That sneaky bastard. I knew MiddleSchoolMathAnswers.com
was too good to be true. - You did?
- [Teacher] I did. - [Drew] And let's use
that same exact shot again. Perfect. - There are no shortcuts to success. You have to do things the right way. - That must be the lesson of the video, because they put it in the script twice. - There are no shortcuts to success. You have to do things the right way. - Oh, sorry. Three times actually. - That's so unfair!
- Go to your room, now! (emotional music) Just wait till I tell your dad about this. - I'm sure he'll be back any day now. As time has gone on Dhar Mann
has gotten more and more meta. He loves mentioning people who've made videos
about him, like Cody Ko, who actually got to be
in one of his videos. - Cody's the new cook here. - I'm so sorry, man. - And it was a very inspiring lesson about the importance of being patient. - Okay now I realize that
success does require patience and great things really do take time. I quit. - Dhar also has characters
mention himself a lot. - Today we will be
watching a Dhar Mann video. - Yes! I love Dhar Mann. (scoffing)
- Yeah. There's no surprise there. Only nerds and dorks watch Dhar Mann. - I like how on one hand you
have the self-deprecation of someone being like
"Dhar Mann's for nerds", but then you also have
these other characters defend and compliment him. - All his videos are dumb. - They're not dumb. Billy. They teach important life lessons. - Are you watching Drew Gooden videos? Yeah. That guy is a loser. All he does is film himself pooping and farting all day long, edit it into a little compilation, and then upload it to his Only Fans. And I happen to like that. I think Drew Gooden is a very cool guy who seems handsome as
well and is smart guy. You're right. He is much awesome. And I couldn't agree more
on the handsome part. It actually goes even further than that. You see in this sketch,
Dhar Mann is written to be the ultimate celebrity. He is idolized by every
single child in this school, except for the bully. - Because only losers with
no friends watch his videos. - That's not true. I watch Dhar Mann, I love all his videos. - [Drew] Noah even spends his lunch break watching him on YouTube. Side note I love that instead of just playing a video on the phone, they made the editor mask it
onto the phone frame by frame. As a former video editor myself, I can relate to that all too well. Don't you think we
should pull up the video? Eh, worry about it. We'll fix it in post. What do you mean, we? What'd you say?
Nothing. Sorry. Take that paper off. You got it boss. And when Noah's mom comes to pick him up after a long day of ruthless bullying, - Dork! Ha ha.
- Psych! - [Drew] she knows just how
to make them feel better. - Dhar Mann t-shit. So you see? - Whoa, really? Wow. Thanks mom. I love it. - That's right, honey. I got you merch. Are you happy now? Yeah! Merch make me happy. That's right. Merch can cheer anyone up. Even the saddest loneliest boy. you just have to buy a shirt like me and then you'll be happy. Link in description. - Loser! - Tell me what's going on. - I don't have any friends. And today, I was the
laughing stock of the school. You see? My glasses. My glasses. I can't see. - There you go. - Oh. Thanks.
- Are you okay? - That's Dhar Mann! - Some kid at school's
been really mean to me. Now look, again. I'm really sorry. (stuttering)
Dhar Mann? I can't believe it's really you. I'm like your number one fan. I can't believe it. This is the best day of my life. Wait, why are you standing
outside of a middle school? That's kind of weird. - You know, back when I was in school, I didn't even have any friends. - Wait, what? You didn't? - That can't be true. You're Dhar Mann. You're the coolest guy ever. We worship you. - What's so funny? - Dhar Mann? - In this universe, you
are literally our God. You gave birth to us. - Thanks Noah, I really appreciate that. And you know what? I think you're so cool. I even made you your own
limited edition merch. - Holy shit. It's a real shirt. I can really buy it. - I can't believe this. I'm gonna go put this on right now. (clapping) - I guess my work here is done. If you guys need me, I will be
standing in the parking lot. Just kind of lurking there. (electronic music) It's funny when you start
to notice how formulaic every video is to a T. There's always a scene near the beginning where the adult finds a
reason to leave the room, so the kids can be mean
to each other in peace. - I have to get this, I'll be
back. Just give me one minute. (phone vibrating) - I got to take this. Next, we're gonna hear from... Sorry guys. I do have to take this. - No one is calling me. I just have to take my phone outside. And while they're gone, one of the kids will throw out the most basic uncreative
insult at the nerd and everyone else will laugh hysterically. - You don't have any friends. (laughing) (stuttering)
- Stop it, Paula. It's not nice to be- - How are you going to beat me when you can't even say a
simple word, stuttering Steven? (laughing) - I do have to say the
set pieces in these videos are immaculate. Even though this classroom
sort of looks like your brain's vague interpretation of
one while in a dream, it almost seems real with such details as the name of the school on the whiteboard. My teachers would always do that too. Just in case we forgot where we were. In this one, Steven and
Paula are going head to head in the race for class president. - Because I'm popular and I'm pretty. (clapping) - It's a real David versus Goliath story. I love their campaign slogans. Vote for Steven to end bullying, or vote for princess Paula because I'm the most
popular, her famous quote. - So that's why I think
you should vote for me. I'm popular. I'm pretty. Plus I'll make sure we have
less homework and more movies. - These kids have really lofty
goals as class president. Steve wants to arrest all the bullies and Paula's gonna ban homework. Do middle school class
presidents actually do anything? Cause I feel like this plot
is sort of built on the notion that whoever wins is going
to be sitting behind a desk all day passing executive orders. Oh no, no. I said pizza for lunch every day. I guess now that I think about it, the title could be
interpreted pretty ominously. Kids make fun of boy
and live to regret it? Sounds like he might hire the
middle-school secret service to take care of anyone who
called him stuttering Steven. Which by the way is a top tier nickname. And one that's definitely
worthy of the laughter that ensues each time it's said. - [All] Stuttering
Steven. Stuttering Steven. Stuttering Steven.
(laughing) - This is another one of my
favorite Dhar Mann tropes. In the last video, Noah was a nerd. So the bully called him- - Noah the nerd.
(laughing) - And then there was one
with a poor kid named Gordon who bought his clothes from Goodwill. - See you later, Goodwill Gordon. - Ha, Goodwill Gordon. And then there's another bullying video about a girl in a wheelchair named Wendy. And this one's kind of tough. So I'm going to give you a
few minutes to think about it. What do you think her nickname is? - Wheelchair Wendy.
(laughing) - I don't know how he
comes up with this stuff. - Homeless Heather.
(laughing) Jordan, the janitor.
(laughing) - This time it's Wendy
who's getting made fun of, because we've been transported
into the Dhar Mann universe where everyone is a bully
except for the nerds and people with disabilities. - Would one of you mind
helping me reach that? - Just because your legs don't work doesn't mean your arms don't work. - [Drew] She just keeps on roasting Wendy for absolutely no reason and
expects Noah, that's right. Got another Noah. - There's Noah. He's so hot. - She expects him to laugh along because he's the football quarterback guy and that's what football
quarterback guys do. But he doesn't. So she's confused until she learns. - Why do you keep sticking up for her? - Because I know what it
feels like to be in her shoes. A few years ago, I took a really bad hit. The doctor told me that I
wouldn't be able to walk for a really long time. But do you know what hurt even more? How other people would treat me. They'd stop and stare. - Really? He's like,
did you hear about Noah? He suffered a major spinal injury that could leave him paralyzed
for the rest of his life. Oh my God. That is very funny to me as well. I am laughing at that. - I know what it feels
like to be in a wheelchair and Wendy doesn't deserve
to be treated that way. - So is the point that if
he hadn't experienced that, then the bullying would be okay? Is the lesson that you can
only be nice to someone if you can relate to them? Cause it almost sounds like
Noah would be laughing at Wendy if he hadn't personally been
in a wheelchair himself, which I think is kind of flawed logic. You could be nice to someone just because. That's kind of how all of these videos go. Another one of my favorites
is the trope of the rich kid making fun of the poor kid. And then the parents of
the rich kid are like, Hey, you need to walk a mile in their shoes. And then they do. And they're like, wow. I never knew it was so hard
to be poor. I was spoiled. - [Narrator] Joey takes out an old tablet since his mom took away his new one. everyone laughs and makes
him feel really bad. - I like how in this one
it's established that the Minecraft shirts are new and cool, but the animal crossing is so last year. - No way. - Look at what you're wearing. Is that last year's
animal crossing T-shirt? - Yeah. Why? (laughing) - No one plays that anymore.
We all play Minecraft. - Minecraft's been around since like 2012. Those could be very old shirts. It is hard to completely
make fun of these videos. They can be pretty cringey and the music is always comically intense. (laughing)
(dramatic music) You have seven followers on Instagram! And you wanna be a YouTuber? - But the intentions are good,
so I can't be mad about that. I'm sure there were at
least a couple of kids who watched one of these and came away more empathetic towards
someone than they were before. And that's great. They're also weirdly addicting to watch because even though you
know what's going to happen at the end of all of them, they always write the
bully to be so unlikable that you kind of want to stick around for their inevitable comeuppance. - Never judge a book by its cover. (laughing) - Ooh, would you look at that? A woman who knows nothing about cars. As a woman, you may not be
able to understand all this. She's a woman for crying out loud. I know as a woman, you probably
don't know much about cars. I actually know a lot about cars. - You're fired. - I guess what I'm trying
to say is Dhar Mann, keep up the good work. YouTube just wouldn't
be the same without you. And also please cast me
in one of your videos. I could pretend to be a cook.
I could not go for an egg. Just give me a shot. Small
disclaimer, I do live in Florida. You're going to have to fly out to me. I will not come to you. That's non-negotiable, those are my terms. Needless to say, this has been
a very inspiring afternoon. I think I'm finally
feeling like myself again. And if there's one thing
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for sponsoring today's video instead of baking me into a cake. Thank you so much for watching this video. If you liked it, please don't say anything cause it's going to go
straight to my head. And if you didn't like it,
please also don't say anything. Cause it's going to go
straight to my heart. Be sure to tune in first thing
tomorrow morning for a brand new video where I take
all of my other videos and put a laugh track over them.
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Please Drew, use your connection with Cody Ko to make a video with Dhar Mann. It would be hilarious. I feel like if Dhar Mann let Drew write a script, he could do it in a way that Dhar Mann can't tell he's mocking him.