LA Comedy Needs A #MeTooVaccine | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

[Applause] what's up everybody schultzy here akash singh alex media mark gagnon another episode of uh flagrant two we got a lot of things to talk about man um a lot a lot of things happening in the comedy world la comedy scene taking yet another another hit bro um yeah dude there's like a corona me too virus going they need to put the l.a comedy in a bubble bro [ __ ] is getting [ __ ] is getting harsh out there man yo rogan got out just in time broken was like [ __ ] this i'm not sticking around to watch this [ __ ] scene it's crazy though is it it's crazy what's what's going down i mean uh uh i want to get into it we'll probably get into it a little bit later uh but uh my man callum um man la times caught up i mean this chick accused him of rape bro it was hard to read i thought it was really easy to read it was beautifully written like like it was oh it was hard to read yeah oh okay i thought you were criticizing the girls writing wouldn't that be some [ __ ] yeah if you're gonna accuse her rape at least you know put it eloquently son this girl wrote a law and order svu i think she even had the dun duns in the middle of the paragraph breakdown bro it was insane the detailing like the detailing was so so good like i was like was she in entertainment i was like she had to be part of the industry there's no way yeah there's no way i have never agreed with a trigger warning until now what do you mean if i went through that [ __ ] and then i was reading about it i'd be like yo this is exactly like what i went through like this is entirely too descriptive this is horrifying to relive bro it was we gotta contact that writer like that writer need a book deal bro that right we need a book deal that writer need to write the ellen degeneres uh biopic or some [ __ ] we're gonna talk about ellen too but but yeah man so i called callan i was like bro just break this down to me like what's going on he's telling me yeah i want to hit him and uh i don't want to say anything until i know what calallen is saying yeah he's like nah dude it was [ __ ] you know it's completely he knew the girl he knew the girl from five years before that they went out on a date she had a boyfriend he didn't know that she had a boyfriend right this is what counts is not what i'm saying this is only information that's out there and um you know they were hooking up whatever and then then uh you know she felt i guess he didn't want to you know keep hooking up he said okay that's cool that's fine stopped everything's good later on they talk she auditions to play his wife on a show he reads with her chemistry read not just audition chemistry read means if you get the role that day you've already signed the contract for seven years that you're going to be now i'm not saying that that doesn't mean it could have happened everybody wants opportunities it's a small business you got to take the opportunities that you're given yeah 100 that being said like in his mind he was saying to me i'm so blown away by it because we continue to talk like there are plenty other times where we met at auditions hung out she was auditioning for his show there are all these other times so it would to him it was like this is crazy obviously he put out his piece and i thought it was good that he put out a piece i didn't see his piece actually oh yeah he put out a piece i saw a statement from him is that what you meant no he put on instagram oh [ __ ] yeah which i think here's the thing that i think a lot of people get [ __ ] up about this stuff and again i don't know anything i can only share with you guys what callan said to me right he said not even no chance no absolutely not et cetera which is obviously what you're going to say yeah some people are a little quiet and that that can read guilty whether it's real or not some people are very quiet and you're like well you're being a little quiet about being accused of some heinous [ __ ] so that's what i'm saying the fact that he went out and did a video he did a front facing video we can even get it up and uh yeah show his new eyelids he got he did eyelids maybe that's why he did front facing videos everybody else did have written everybody else did like a written in front of one of those [ __ ] lights in the instagram [Applause] the right lid is a little tight they took a little too much off the right lid in my opinion but uh i told you my theory i think he tried to get in front of the story by doing a cartel thing where they changed their face up an idea so do you need to get a new apple face do you need to redo face id if you got new eyelids i wonder because they might be like yo who's this big eyelid [ __ ] yeah yeah that's interesting because with the mask your [ __ ] doesn't work nope it's a possibility anyway so he does this video it's too long for us to watch the whole thing but um do you want to watch any of it no not really i don't care you should have watched it so uh so uh basically it says i didn't do it that's what it says i didn't do it and it's like why the [ __ ] is he the first person to come out with the video that's like i didn't do it i don't know why everybody should everybody comes out with like like louie had some stupid [ __ ] written apology yo my bad if somebody accuses you of rape bro i'm on your instagram live i'm on your instagram i'm calling takashi like yo what's like you need to do a music video how i didn't rape like everybody's gonna find out not only that you're getting sued your mother's getting sued whoever you did the story with getting sued yeah if you ever accuse me of some [ __ ] i did not and then take everything from me because that's what essentially this is going to do going over the top over and over hey now you're in this cycle real talk so it's like finally someone came out and they were just like yo you cannot do this i thought she was paying we're good you cannot do this don't let her distract us you cannot you cannot just throw dirt on someone's name i loved how bieber came out and bieber was like here's all the information that got you into it yeah and sued the [ __ ] as you should yeah so the tricky thing about suing people is it costs mad money yes if you were to sue the la times apparently that's three million dollars it's going to cost you a legal fees apparently now i'm not a [ __ ] lawyer i don't know i think i just sue them myself do you need a lawyer can't you just be like you're i'm suing you like you can't go to the why you gotta sue the l.a times can't you just sue the person i'm suing everybody but they put out the piece they put out the piece if they were lied to and they were misinformed like you then you get sued for that you're getting don't get lied to so much okay let me do it here let me say this so somebody say some girl uh some some dude tricked a girl out of some [ __ ] right you gonna sue her what what what what's y'all he was talking about this early exactly exactly your girls la times some dudes uh you know got a fake story she buys the fake story yo yo yo yo it's too late in the afternoon for y'all great lawyers hold on and that gives me the new name for you oops i was saying i should have called dalia's uh me pre welcome me preteen oh that was the joke i had this is this don't cut that no that was the joke i had that was a joke i have free chris by the way free chris from everything that came here he's innocent everybody tells him about chris he free he free he all the time he got all the time his appointment book is empty yo but yo he needs to do the front facing video though real talk he should do it and i didn't put it out because i got you well i'm gonna say now because the joke was fire all right hit it i get the text mike feeney informed me about what happened to callan right tmz feeny that's what tmz [Applause] he's there phoenix was there the second he found out what hannibal's got some [ __ ] happening because of bill cosby got you so fenny messaged me i'm like oh no callum went down right and then and it was for the accusation was raped right which he denies i mean on the phone with me tons of other things in the conversation that i cannot share but very convincing to me again we're not saying anything about this girl every girl should be able to you know have their voice and nobody's trying to silence your voice whatever the things i have to say so you don't think i'm a bad person whatever happens in the lawsuit is what is what it should be well i don't think there will be a lawsuit i think it's too expensive and i think that if you have you know hundreds of millions of dollars you can actually do that but i don't know the point is i have this joke right callan has this rape accusation right and obviously dalia and i go uh if dalia and callan's accusers had a podcast they could call it the fighter if that's why dalia and callum are so close because he's the kid right no no uh now i'm like i can't put that out because that's too [ __ ] up and i don't want to like put any dirt on the man's name he's already going through a hard time now can't put that up i can't put it outside i can't put it out it's half a million but let's just get it right yeah if it is biggest pocket his pieces get about a million so he's doing that he's doing enough i was talking about a flagrant episode you know it is what it is though it's okay you know fast growing podcasts on the planet it's no big deal so but the only reason i say it right now is because somebody [ __ ] put it out someone like commented it on reddit or like instagram or some [ __ ] and it went viral and i was like that's my [ __ ] [ __ ] could have been you i know it could have been me could have been you no but in all seriousness um but in all seriousness you know callan's got literally that's everything going it's it's yo here's what's also rough go go father and there's no you shouldn't if something happened you you got to say something whatever just what sucks is if you're innocent and you are brian yeah you have kids who forever have to look at you with that accuracy he's single i was thinking the kids was worse but yeah i thought we already did that i thought we already talked about it what is being sickle after doing like dating after you got the rape acquisition you said nothing you went straight to and new [ __ ] i thought you covered it i thought you covered that [ __ ] like a double stuffed chocolate oreo bro that's how i thought you had it completely smothered bruh completely smothered then i brought in a new thing which was dating with the accusation that's got to make a girl a little bit bruh i mean the man just got his eyelids done for [ __ ] sake imagine all that [ __ ] he gets to see not [Laughter] what a poorly timed cosmetic surgeon no real like now you wish this [ __ ] was drooping [Laughter] i gotta be killing him okay anyway back to what we're saying this is why it's really tricky just the accusation no criminal charge just the accession he can't be on the podcast nope because of course advertisers are gonna get spooked and loki this is why and every single person here who's part of the patreon i just want to say thank you i'm sure akash is eternally grateful as well everybody here is eternally grateful this is why i'm not knocking any advertisers the advertisers who support this podcast are absolutely amazing but they also have a business that they have to protect yes so i understand when they have to make these tough decisions like removing advertising from a show that they [ __ ] love and show where they believe the person is innocent because of the public scrutiny surrounding it they're protecting their brand the only reason why they're part of the podcast is to grow their brand right and if that could detract from the brand then it's not going to help but having a patreon protects us from those situations where a complete somebody that you that you do not know some random person could completely lie about this and time will tell with this situation but someone could completely lie about you about me about alex or about mark and then take away everything that the podcast has built dude it's rough it's insane anyway it is um it's sad man this [ __ ] up and it's sad that these things can happen bro and it's like allegation is true yeah he's a piece of [ __ ] yes a hundred look i feel sorry for the woman absolutely 100 100 again i can only speak i know brian yeah so i can't speak on something if i have someone's phone number who's involved and i speak on something without talking to them then i'm stupid i'm false i'm a fraud and you shouldn't even listen to me on this podcast yes if that's the case i'm not if i'm not calling the source to hear about but i don't have shorty's number and i'm not an investigative journalist i can call my boy and say what my boy says and i know that there are certain people out there there's certain podcasts and i'm not calling out specific podcasts but i know when you're in the hollywood matrix you have to do whatever you can to protect yourself because you want to get the job you want to be on the sitcom you want to be on the show so you can't even comment about things like this because you could lose the job you could lose the show you could be spun in an article you know his friends are doing all this [ __ ] that's not what we're about that's not what we're trying to do we're literally just trying to have truth out there that's what he says she if she's absolutely entitled to what she says but he should also be entitled to what he says yeah and please believe ellie times not writing any article about him yeah and if something comes out about her lying it's not going to be as big of an article it just won't grab the same headlines so this guy's got to carry that with him and i don't even i understand people who will make the business decision i'm getting older i get it but we didn't want to do that and that's again where the patreon is so [ __ ] amazing is we can speak as honestly as possible without worrying about sponsors pulling out or whatever like we have that thanks you guys it's amazing yeah so anyway thank you guys so much um for supporting the patreon man we really appreciate it patreon.com flagrant2 this was all advertisement for our patreon to be honest with you this really had nothing to do with brian cowan the whole thing no not in all seriousness i really hope i mean this is the weirdest this is the weirdest thing is like i hope more than anything everything that brian said to me is a hundred percent honest 100 true that's what i what i hope and it's the weirdest thing when you talk about this stuff because you also got to hope brian's right because then a girl didn't get raped yeah yes you know i'm saying like nobody should be hoping that what happened is what the girl said yes because now you're hoping that a girl got raped yes and it doesn't look like there's any criminal charges or anything going yes so it is a [ __ ] up situation i hope what brian is saying is is 100 true and and uh if that's the case i hope he gets his life back and i hope he gets back to doing you know what he loves to do man i really do i just hope whatever happened i hope justice is sir that's it that's all we can hope for absolutely on either end absolutely talking about uh dressing in a way to me lebron james segway king over here james lebron james is out here without knitting your confidence bro this different level of confidence he wore he brought a purse and y'all were making fun of my man satchel do you remember that yeah yeah i do and now what keep that same energy do you think i'm gonna defend lebron's person no it wasn't worse this is worse do you think i'm gonna defend lebron's purse yeah i could both be gay yeah both your persons were trashed yo can i have a little conversation with y'all and it's just the four of us and everybody listening but hopefully not my girlfriend my girlfriend watches this show rupaul's drag race okay oh no i'm watching this show with her oh no she didn't drug you into a little race too real talk bro she's being passive aggressive to me through the show okay [Music] we'll be watching the girls drag race or not the girls the guy whatever they are the drag queens yeah and she'll be like oh yes yeah that one looks like that girl you used to hook up with like oh yeah every one of the girls resembles one of the girl i used to hook up with and now what am i supposed to do who cares yeah you're right here's the thing but then you're getting disrespected now i'm disrespected so so i said one looked like her and then yo that was not the right thing to do guys that was not the right thing it's not why you posted a picture of her doing this [ __ ] insane workout this 300 ass spartan ass workout where she's doing burpees jumping straight into a pull-up yeah [Applause] you know you know your boy post a picture of his girl like i love this girl so much you just apologize so i i had one of her doing a pull-up and i was just had a heart on it and i was like man how could i flip this so people don't know that i'm doing this because we got in a little fight so i was like she does a pull up by herself and the caption i wrote was like never helping her get her bag down from the overhead pin i was grasping at straws bro cookie just left the room she's like i don't want to hear none of this slander you don't want another fight but not it was um yeah that's that's for real you picked up on that huh i did now i did yeah she was she was working out angry looked like she was maddie into a pull-up was crazy with the ankle weights with ankle weights yeah i mean that's that's the [ __ ] name x like malcolm x but literally he would only do these upper body workouts and it was like the what are those things called a wheelchair nah it looks like it what is it triceps dips oh dips and pull-ups right yeah bruh yeah still still only upper body yeah you still got the upper body how do we get here oh yeah my girlfriend i like [ __ ] yeah rupaul drag race i'm not gonna lie the one that my girl said right no bro the one my girl said that it looked like a girl that i hooked up with before she was saying that i was about enough i was literally about to say and thank god i just say this i was literally about to say i was about to go yo that went kind of fine i'll tell you bro there was one it was cute yeah it was cute bro it was cute bro hey bruh it would have got me that's funny i i thought that i thought you were mentioning this show because i thought she was getting your like her fashion recommendations for you from the show that's what i put that's what i thought it would all it would make so much sense it's like i recognize that blouse the purse the [ __ ] he got that [ __ ] short short tv oh now that show is spectacular though structurally it is spectacular so it's just a bunch of people racing while dragons they're like okay all right guys 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saw this news the rock bought the xfl with his investors for 15 million it sounds like nothing i don't know the details of this but i think this is potentially a genius acquisition i agree but i don't know what how it's going to work out i have an idea i have a theory the nfl will not operate in the bubble for whatever reason maybe there's too many teams maybe there's not enough facilities to function that many games maybe it's just too big maybe the teams can't make enough money without the revenue from the stadiums who knows but it looks like they're not going to operate in the bubble and the sports that are not operating in the bubble seem to have a lot of difficulty stopping the coronavirus spread baseball you're seeing people drop like flies that's how much baseball sucks as god is like shut this [ __ ] down no i'm not even baseball players like i'm opting out yeah yeah right like you barely have to opt into baseball you just sit around the whole [ __ ] game anyway i think the rock and his business partner have an amazing opportunity to eat up some real estate from the nfl of the game of football because they can operate in the bubble if they do eight teams only yeah think about it that's four games a week yep right eight teams only four games a week matter of fact if you want to bring it down to like the bye week or whatever like that you could even limit maybe more who knows i don't know the exact math but let's say four games you could do you could easily do four games in one stadium if you have two stadiums you know some of these places have like a practice facility and the main stadium next to each other you could easily run that eight teams bubble for football nfl shuts the season down because all the players keep catching corona and they don't want to spread it anymore the coaches are old and overweight the amount of overweight andy reid catches corona he's [ __ ] dead well i mean even yeah just overweight players all linemen are overweight yeah but maybe they're in such good shape that's that's the only thing i thought about but the coaches aren't yeah coaches look like [ __ ] yeah coaches are the same weight just uh just no yeah yeah yeah no one does nothing so i think they could eat up some real estate for football and here's the thing if they do the upside is hundreds of millions yes if they don't the downside is a few million 15 million and if you're the rock your partial shareholder with your business partner who's executing you let them take all the costs you're the face of the brand you're synonymous with wrestling in and of itself you come out there do some you know opening intros or whatever it is this is the xfl you do everything vince mcmahon couldn't pull off yep i think that they could make a lot of money and if they don't the risk was 15 million which sounds a lot to the four of us and everybody listening but to the rock who's probably worth half a billion dollars yeah 15 million is worth the risk the rock is like the most bankable star in hollywood he's like the only star that's never had a flop was will smith now it's him yeah he he i'm sure he was the producer on his football show whatever the [ __ ] that was playmakers whatever ballers i think he's this to him is like very low risk in terms of like three million or whatever he's putting in and very high reward yeah so you take that risk great business decision yes while we're talking about great business decisions let's talk about the king let's talk about the king of new york bro takashi 69 he really is no other rapper in new york should even mention themselves as the king because they know they can't beat him with numbers they know that the people don't care about their street cred if that's what you want to beat him on and the people don't care enough about their raps to discredit takashi for how whack he is at rhyming right right like his antics swallow all them whole and his songs even though i don't think he can rap his songs slap no he got a good ear i'll give that to him or his producer whoever he works with he's got a good ear because the songs are catchy and this one was marketed brilliantly specifically obviously his first i think his first day out now yeah yep first day off how's the wrist first they have house arrest he's in bed stuy he's crossing the williamsburg bridge maybe it's a brooklyn bridge i'm not sure he's walking around attack it's his basically way of saying hey i'll do whatever i want my first day i'm not hiding now granted he's hiding no one knows what the [ __ ] he is right now but he found a safe way to go i'm not hiding i'm not not i'm untouchable i'm a troll all the gangsters that said i wasn't gonna walk around right you come to the hood went to the hood shot the video in the hood right he does subtle [ __ ] that's [ __ ] brilliant in the video he has this bandage on his neck right yeah i thought it was a mask but it's a bandage the last scene in the video he he's driving in the car and the bandage gets caught in the wind and throws off and then it stops i thought he ripped it off yeah it comes off a little he rips it off so now i'm going well what the [ __ ] was under the bandage yep now i gotta go to your instagram and i gotta see if you have any pictures of your neck if it's a neck tattoo or whatever the [ __ ] it is i gotta see now while i'm on your instagram i'm like all right it's on a puppet i might as well follow this kid he's marketing on another level yeah he's not doing the classic like he includes the stupid money thing yeah the stupid change [ __ ] like the low-hanging fruit of rap pr look i've got money and it's full he does do it more obnoxiously though and it's like more it works better i think because he's so obnoxious with it what i don't understand is like why at what point will other rappers stop at what point will other rappers stop hating and start learning it's gonna take a long time it took people a long time with you with comedy fair enough fair enough yeah it's a lot of this ain't working this isn't the way tv's still a thing it's not going away for 20 years and then it works enough enough times you get enough million video views and you're just people like all right man i guess this is what it is so rappers aren't there yet they're not there yet they haven't figured out that like ant excel and we don't need you to be truly authentic because that seems completely counterintuitive right yeah i kind of disagree guys i think the antics are starting to not work like he had uh the biggest drop ever in terms of billboard with his last song that he came out with like it was like number two in the country and then the next week it was number 125 like some crazy drop right like i think when you play that antics game and people start to realize oh you're just the antics guy that gets old i'll say this i don't think that he makes songs to last i think it's more forever a week no no i i really don't think that he they do i think his goal is actually to treat the songs as throwaways i'm gonna surge with interest on one day i'm gonna spike all the interest into one day and shoot it far up to the charts maybe get number one and then there'll be zero interest the next day because there's no real like nutritional value there in the music but it doesn't matter because i got my number one on to the next one and he can keep on creating number ones that people are bored of the next day it doesn't matter because it's low-hanging fruit content like it's not like it works on the bars like kendrick lamar or an eminem or jay-z is like really crafting these songs he's just throwing out some so then he's making money i would also draw one more parallel to schultz if i guess you one more time go there before comedy there was youtube stars social media stars antics the talon isn't really there but they got the antics and they they spike their ebb and flow they have their you know great video whatever takashi we said it he's not a skilled rapper but he's gotten this far off just antics and then when somebody's gonna come around and combine skill with antics then it's a game changer and that's what it's going to take for things to completely flip it's going to take one guy who's going to say a kendrick lamar or j caller whoever who can rap and be like nah you could be i'm going to have antics that are less ridiculous but still antics and then be true to the craft and be a good rapper and i think then people are going to be like oh this is a lot of marketing and smoke and mirrors as much as anything else yeah i think i agree with you it's like and i'm doing that because you're complimenting me yeah but uh but yeah you're saying that like i i brought quality jokes yeah to the internet where people were fine with like stupid sketches where like guys put on wigs yes and then we like put high quality stand up on there and people like oh this is fire yeah you know and um same thing that we're doing to monologues in a way so yeah it's like i want to make everybody feel i want everybody else to feel like um the condom is on yeah you know what i mean like i want when you watch our monologues to be like yo this is raw sex and then you go watch some of the competition you're like yo this is yeah sex with a condom right but and that's what it looks like and that's what i think aka's point is really brilliant is like that that could happen if the next generation of rapper understands what a takashi does and then uses that but also comes through with real content yeah and real songs and fire bars like imagine your favorite rapper lyrically had takashi's pr mind bruh i think that used to be kanye yeah that's a [ __ ] great that was yay right it was like a guy who was decent at rap but great at pr and great at like musical ear making the music himself himself yeah that's [ __ ] so true so we just need the next version of yay to come up i don't know who that is that's why life of pablo was so big it was probably not his best rap but like antics were high and then this album sounds amazing got a couple songs to slap his bars are kind of whatever but like dude this album is great and with the antics it's a different it was like i remember everybody going nuts over life of pablo yeah that's interesting who do you think the next will be mark you're in on the these young rappers oh yeah jack harlow jack harlow do you think he's got the antics though no i don't i'm not really he's too he's too authentic he's too real yeah he's too real yeah yeah when you're from the streets you can't really take it out of something right i get it i get it jack is a tough guy yeah i don't know i mean maybe like uh roddy rich like i don't know if he has the antics like that but like as far as like the star power behind him like he's got every cosine like everyone's gassing him and but then rap but does he understand the game does he understand the flex does he understand not nah the troll does he understand like how interest is drummed up now i don't think so i don't got it is it possible those two things can even go together though because if antics requires if it's like necessarily toughness that's what i'm saying like if it's necessary for antics to be like oh i'm belligerent and like obnoxious and loud yeah and then quality to be like i'm thoughtful introspective and delicate yeah are those two things like necessarily even what you're describing is steph curry it's like never has somebody who could shoot the ball so well been able to dribble so well because there's no need to do it mm-hmm right like if i can shoot from anywhere on the court yeah i don't need to learn how to dribble to get by you and pass right like yeah it's just it's redundant and like i don't need to get by you because i'm going to shoot from 35 feet and i'm wet so i don't even need a crossover right and if you do come out and play d at 35 feet i could probably get by you with one or two moves yeah it's not that i don't need every single move which is what steph has right so then you have that super unique talent which can do both on the basketball court right that's also going to transcend to art in any way stand up like stand ups now because of what we did every stand-up is going to need to know how at least when they start to edit videos post clips do all the that's just baseline for know how to operate a camera know how to use final cut that's bare minimum if you're a starting stand-up yeah if you're someone who's established you could pay someone to do it but bare minute they're gonna have to learn how to do it so we created a new game yep where marketing is part of the [ __ ] game i'll say the person that was closest within rap i think is tyler the creator oh yo when he first came out he was like he had legit raps and he was like trying to say something he had like an actual message in a pov but he was also going on like snl and like just [ __ ] around and like running off stage and like his first video with him eating the [ __ ] bug or whatever yeah exactly that set the internet off yeah yo that's a good one tyler is interesting because tyler understands what it takes to make a moment yeah like a lot of people will go on the funk flex freestyle [ __ ] oh yeah and they try to do their most fire freestyle so that flex would go oh my god you're the [ __ ] and then that goes viral and then tyler goes nah you know be funny if i say some gay [ __ ] and make him feel super weird that's going to go viral tyler understands the value of interest and eyeballs but he's fine on his own island yeah a little dicky does a little bit also like he's decent at it where like he'll make these videos that pop yeah but the songs are actually pretty good and like some of his other songs have like actual bars it's just you're trying to find the compatibility between like someone that's intelligent and smart enough to know how to market yeah like write really well but also like tortured enough to be an artist exactly torture enough to be willing to like let themselves be like and willing to sacrifice a bit of the art maybe potentially i mean there's probably a way to do both but potentially sacrificing the art for the antics it's a really rare person and within rap specifically i think it's hard best person who probably did it was eminem yo i was gonna bring up m it's a different time but his marketing was crazy yeah the music and the marketing were the music was up there the music was fire i was just listening to eminem recently the music was fire like skill wise regardless if you like watching oh no he's the one he's an incredible rapper yeah the skill of rap yeah and i know people now it's fun to like look back and be like hey he just goes to him and then him and then the dude had [ __ ] bars and he got respect for a reason yeah absolutely jay-z not putting anybody on his album right but you're right he knew how to drum up the interest he knew how to poke the right people yeah dude going at teeny boppers is brilliant hell yeah especially when it was like it was like the the teeny bopper olympics back yeah yeah like a new boy brand or a new girl singing every other day and he kind of cut through that right with like authenticity now it seems almost a little fraudulent but back then his videos were dope his live performances were dope like yeah he would always make a moment where everybody uh he knew how to make a [ __ ] moment the mtv music awards where he's like like me was his song and he had and he had like 400 300 people white kids with platinum blonde hair and the white t-shirt and the baggage all walking in the line he [ __ ] got it and you'll go sorry real quick i also remember he gave an award speech one time he got an award same mtv [ __ ] goes up and his everybody's dressed up he's got on his [ __ ] tracksuit baggy ass pants he's like oh i got a speech somewhere and then he reaches into his pocket and i didn't even get it because i was like 13 and mad naive and he just like a thousand pills fall out of his pocket and he was like oh my bad and he just walks off stage it's like yo he gets the [ __ ] moment yeah yo i'm pretty sure i think it was him or stevo i can't remember but someone was telling me like a merch story where i think it was him he used to sell urinal cakes with his face on him as like concert merch oh i think that was stevo was that stevo yeah i remember being eminem because i think eminem heard about it was like oh that's genius yeah so it was like eminem co-signed it eminem had a really interesting thing we need to go back and like look at his pr because he had this super balance between like roasting everybody yeah and also humility like yeah self-hatred charlemagne talks about it in uh black privilege he gross himself like he would always say yeah yeah i always get to me before you can get to me and then i roast you and this i roast me too what is the [ __ ] yeah it creates a really interesting authenticity and like you just feel as if you're hearing something truthful yeah you're like oh this guy's not only calling out himself he's calling out his audience yeah he's like hey yeah you guys want to be like me because i curse a lot and do [ __ ] up [ __ ] like it's like there's no fourth wall yeah or whatever and the artist that can do that or the comedians that can do that the people that can do that tend to transcend their peers in that time right and it's hard to not look at them you're like oh wow he's saying whatever she's saying whatever yeah in this room full of people who are worried about every other word that comes out of their mouth yeah yeah i gotta at least listen it's teflon i mean i think making fun of yourself there's something we admire and then probably to for me it's like aspirational almost like when charlemagne shits on himself i remember some vlad interview years ago before i even met him where he was like i got a lisp i got [ __ ] black marks who cares whatever say whatever you want about it yeah i've heard it all and i was like oh that's dope i wish i was that confident like yeah i got this thing that thing that thing so i think there's something with eminem there's also that which six nine got that too bro he's got the humility man like he's got like self-deprecation i know my raps are trash yeah but it's hot it's hot trash i didn't even know he said that oh bro everything's making fun of himself right he was on breakfast love he said he's like [ __ ] got that what what got that what does that mean i think it was angie martinez yeah yeah yeah yeah martinez you know it's just but it's great it's great last point about eminem last point about eminem his one fuck-up marketing-wise that i saw in his whole career when he tried to go at trump and i'll say why he didn't do it as if that person meant nothing to him the way he made fun of everybody was like i'm gonna be the guy who is the puppeteer i have everybody on my string you know what i mean oh you're a man made fun of you're the backstreet boys you're in sync you're britney spears everybody's getting these bars with trump he actually seemed angry at them he never seemed angry at brittany he never seemed angry at nsync you never seem angry at any of these people he made fun of but when he did that thing he's like out of breath he's like [ __ ] breathing heavy and [ __ ] it was like watching michael blaustein make out he was really he was really like angry and you could tell he was affected not the one doing the affecting and there's never anything funny about that i feel like in his rap like whenever he would go out a rapper he would take that [ __ ] super personally like when he went to ja rule well him 50 cent and whoever was on that and buster rhymes i think he went at ja rule he just seemed [ __ ] angry and vicious when he went out like benzo whatever the [ __ ] that guy's name destroyed that [ __ ] when he would go out rappers he treated trump like a rapper and maybe that was the [ __ ] up but i also just thought like man if he just quit after detox i'm sure he's having fun but his legacy would be crazy yeah but he [ __ ] in my opinion he it would be crazy you're right he's staying in the game too long maybe some roy jones jr [ __ ] yeah and he's having fun so i want to knock her but it ain't the same do your thing yeah that being said he had the perfect opportunity to inject himself back in in like mainstream rap culture because nobody bullied trump yeah he yeah he took it personally he didn't bully him exactly he had the opportunity to bully bullying's not personal it's not it's just i'm an [ __ ] you're just gonna you're the victim you're gonna be the butt of the joke and he should have well we always joke around and say he should have [ __ ] rubbed his hair and poked his belly yeah he should have teased him he should have little bitched him yeah if he wanted to play that role if he really wanted to antagonize trump he should have we should have little babied him a little brodum and who's better at that than trump he's the king of um a little baby do you you think it didn't tear eminem apart didn't respond oh yeah it tore him a [ __ ] part because everybody who's ever spoken to was bothered and then trump acted like it never even happened yeah who's the guy that can do that to trump trump has to care about your opinion or he has the person who is doing that to trump has to convince trump's following of what they're saying yeah so trump only cares about the opinion if the masses care yeah right so he's just playing to the masses if the masses don't care about it you know i think he's bothered by snl but he knows that his base hates snl so much he's like okay i could live with that i could discredit him because also snl cares and it doesn't seem as effective the most brilliant thing he does is crooked hillary boring jeb or whatever always some what would you call donald to [ __ ] with them that can undercut him with everybody and be like oh yeah i guess the only thing i think of is dementia donald this guy's clearly got dementia that's demented donnie dementia dog yeah i call him poor donny bro oh i go poor yeah yeah you are i think cuban is the one guy that's why i think cuban could have beaten him maybe because cuban can bully him with his wallet that was the trash that i used to do in soccer any time we were playing no matter what the score was i would just say scoreboard and they go yeah but you're losing i go scoreboard and they would lose their [ __ ] it's all-time best trash talk you just go in scoreboard we're winning no you're not you go i'm like dumbass you play soccer with you you can't argue with a crazy person so if you just go yo trump you're poor he goes no i'm not you go yeah you are it's like but you're not getting under their skin yes no because he hates being called poor if he's actually remember that horrible point i try to make on patreon son this is really bad though i thought you were about to hit us with some fire you started strong i really thought you were gonna say when you were playing these schools you would call them poor that's what i thought i was like yo you're about to be the new jack hollow of this [ __ ] no what is i think donald is good because it just gets it gets in his head so anytime he [ __ ] up anything is that the dimension is that the dimension and any of his followers could be like oh [ __ ] does he have dementia crooked hillary you're like yeah the [ __ ] is crooked what they did to hillary was genius who was it was it you i was talking to you about this mark what about when they made her look sick oh bro no i was yeah that's the guy that came at me on twitter he said that yeah it was in his documentary or what i heard it on uh yeah it was dax's pockets you're talking to uh andrew marantz yeah okay yeah he's like all right investigator journalist guy okay and basically he was if you wanna explain it he he met this guy who turned out to be mike cernovich this guy yeah that guy said uh i'm gonna make hillary lose the election i just don't like hillary i'm not super pro trump i just don't like hillary right so what he would do and andrew was like adam says like i saw this happen he would get on like periscope and watch the latest hillary press conference or whatever and with like a hundred or thousand people or whatever he'd be like what can we pick at here to make it seem like she's ill because he said especially with women but with anybody if you make a person seem sick you're just not going to want to vote for him you're just very put off by that person so she would like blink a few times and be like let's say she had a stroke right there let's do it and then those people would all tweet it and he knew if those people tweeted it it would hit this reporter and that reporter would tweet about it and if that reporter tweeted about then this reporter would tweet about it and then enough of that happens and it starts trending and now just the idea is planted in people's brains maybe hillary is sick and that's enough to make it show her fallen remember when she stumbled and she was going to the car and you think about this six five years ago whatever it was you're like oh [ __ ] i remember all of this trending on twitter yeah having to defend hillary not being sick or people being like yo hillary it was crazy one guy just floated the idea out there it'd be great if you use that to stop bill from [ __ ] children no i think he's been super against that i think he's been calling that out i think cernovich has been all over the jeffrey epstein thing guy got me death threats but whatever you know what i mean all right listen great people can do bad things just ask bill clinton what else we got al trump wants to ban tick-tock not only does trump want to ban it now he might back off because microsoft wants to buy it this is the craziest [ __ ] boy this bill gates a bad [ __ ] it's a bad [ __ ] right here bro that bill gates a bad [ __ ] why is a bad [ __ ] listen i don't have any proof to this is just like what i'm assuming okay i this is pure speculation conspiracy bill gates does not have a social media platform he has linkedin but linkedin i don't see his social media it's like it's not you can't move culture with linkedin right you move culture sway elections with social media platforms fastest growing social media platform on the planet tick tock tick tock you get america's youth with the tick tock right it's like facebook was the young people's app right then instagram came out and now facebook is like oh it's just old people on facebook now tick tock is out and eventually instagram is going to be looked at like the old [ __ ] yeah so here bill gates this is the conspiracy that i'll just make up bill gates gets trump and other people to say that tik tok is being used by the chinese government to mine our data right okay it's not owned by the chinese government but any company that operates within china and is a chinese company owned by the chinese government it's owned by the chinese government in other way at any point in time can they be like yo we need the data etc some people are saying that what they're using is they're using the kids to see what their parents politics are oh interesting so like if the kids are doing like cool trump posters or cool you know hillary or cool biden like posts etc dances that kind of you find what the political views of the parents are because when you're a kid your politics always reflect your parents right always yeah right you go to college maybe [ __ ] starts to get mixed up when you're like 14 years old she's like oh dad likes trump i like trump it is right i think gates is like i need to be in the social media game yeah or the people who run microsoft if it's not gates day today we need to be in the social media game go say that china's using this data against us you know some nefarious purposes yeah and they could be very well could be they can't own this company and have it be this popular in america make sure china leaves this company divest from the company or at least the u.s part of it and then i'll buy the company yeah now this is where it gets really good who was just in front of congress recently all the heads of except him except bill gates why is mark zuckerberg jeff bezos the google dude who else there's one more of them there right yeah i can't remember it was amazon jack dorsey maybe i don't know jack dorsey's amazon google uh facebook and one other guy i can't remember who it doesn't matter bill gates not there at all yeah nobody more entrenched in oh exactly oh yeah tim coco nobody more entrenched in tech than bill gates why is bill gates not there right but he's making a vaccine or some [ __ ] why is he not there yeah they're worried about monopolistic practices from those companies apparently not microsoft so now zuckerberg can't even go say i'll put in a bid for tick-tock because you were just in front of congress for having monopolistic practices so if he's really playing this level chess where he gets zuckerberg to look like this big monopolistic [ __ ] so he can't make the pitch for tick-tock and then you come in and then save the day yeah none of those other big companies that could easily afford tick-tock can go buy it because now they might have too much market share or whatever the [ __ ] it is they just gotta lay low for a second so he spoils their meal and then goes scoops it up on the low potentially one thing that i please poke pull calls yeah india also banned tick tock and he's been on tick tock weirdly america copied india which is rare but india banned tiktok for that exact same reason chinese government too much data we're not doing it that's out so doesn't that lend some kind of credence you think to the idea that it's not just america doing this it's also happening with other countries i think i agree with you 100 yeah um and i think the illusion with american social media platforms is that they don't share the data with the government right but i think that is a complete illusion i think they share with everybody i think they share it with the american government not everybody but like for example facebook i think they'll also sell it is what i'm saying oh they can sell it to advertisers maybe but like i think it operates in a little bit different way because i don't think the advertisers are doing so much like you know swaying election or that kind of stuff correct whereas like america might give tim cook a call and go yo we need some data on that apple music [ __ ] yeah right we don't know who's buying what this happened for whatever reason who knows why i don't know how you even manipulated election yet we gotta do some research yeah i don't know how you do it with that data that being said i think it's entirely possible that they're using it to to to data mine and i think it's entirely possible that they don't want to they don't want china to have all that data yes i think that's possible plausible i think that's a fact and my theory is i don't care how much money you're giving to giving away after you die if you are at any point in your life the richest person in the world you got some sociopathic [ __ ] going on right you enjoy being the top dog on all fronts bill gates has fallen pretty far in that race bezos is the guy now and i think on some level if you're a tech giant who was for years the richest person on earth you're looking at this like i don't know what the [ __ ] you guys think this is but don't think i can't just come shut you down also cook jobs whoever i'm the [ __ ] guy don't forget that so as soon as he sees this [ __ ] starting to pop off in india i think he's like okay let's start lining up the chess pieces let's start what is it exactly to your point what will get us a ton of market share in the same way zuckerberg bought instagram what's the next closest move i can do to replicate that let's buy tick-tock these guys are all going in front of congress they did put decades ago i think microsoft was under the microscope for monopolistic practices they had to back off let's go we're back in the game it's been 20 years these guys are all under the microscope let's [ __ ] go i'm gonna be top dog again don't [ __ ] think i've backed out of this game i'm the guy that was my thinking it was like a sociopathic like some ego yeah some ego [ __ ] yeah i don't give a [ __ ] because what i didn't understand is why microsoft was the only one that was going to buy them it's like why couldn't any company was willing to put up the money by him yeah that's just good to understand why yeah like why just microsoft why did and why did the article specifically come out like that why isn't it why wasn't it tick tock up for purchase in the states let trump buy it without trump but like let uh what's your man's name with the mavericks let marcum buy it like why can't any other billionaires just buy them no that's true why does microsoft specifically have to buy this true that can't be the only people interested now it could be and now again real conspiratorial it could be that gates has a certain relationship with the us and that's why they let him making the [ __ ] vaccines or whatever it is isn't he like on the board for the vaccine research for uh i think for the pandemic in general like the pandemic response i think he's like involved with and that's tied in with the vaccine and that's the thing it's like when i think i was talking about this on rogan it's like you reach a certain level of business in the united states of america where it's too big for you not to be in bed with the government right it's too big and i like it that way i don't want google to be on its own i want them checked by the government so that someone in russia can't compromise the head of google and then all of a sudden google starts feeding all that data and information back to russia i like that you reach a certain size and a certain amount of success i'm not talking about 100 million i'm talking about hundreds of billions of dollars in business yeah and i like that the government knocks on your door and they're like hey we just want to let you know that if you want to keep doing this that's awesome but we have an agreement now yeah we're not going to take any money from you we're actually going to let you get away with a lot more than other people get away with but we might need to lean on you for some time because if it's really a problem monopolistic practices facebook has dominated social media for 10 years now since the second they bought instagram it's been a [ __ ] thing uh amazon who's buying anything anymore for years amazon has been the only place you'll go shop well that was that was a conversation that uh i think robbie even brought up about the culture war was it you brought up or robbie was saying that like we've been having this conversation with like what america would always do is we would always dictate what the culture is right especially through social media we create these social media apps and they go to the whole world right and this is the first social media app not created by us and it's [ __ ] incredible like if you go on it it is addicting non-stop swiping through it's hard to even get out of the app i don't know how to get out of it i i just i just delete it every time not delete it but like do the thing where you like close it out yeah yeah like i don't know how to just get to the main screen because there is no main screen yeah it's just video i hate it but my my girl can watch for i love it i it's so swipe swipe swipe laugh swipe swipe swipe deleted it he had to you were non-stop it's like you just all right you fall in the warm hole and then two hours later it's like i don't know what you were finding but the warm hole but uh but yeah so it's an interesting time in history where we're not making the coolest app yeah we're not making the thing that everybody's on and that's a culture war that you start to lose you start to lose a culture war you're like we're not gonna let this happen like that's almost like this is not the same thing but you see communism start to spread into asia and then the american government was like ah yeah might have to go to war in vietnam yeah right it's not because they cared about the south vietnamese people being oppressed by communism is because they're like we're not gonna let that [ __ ] get no further i don't want people over here in america hearing all this uh talk about everybody makes the same amount of money because if you got no money the same sounds very good yeah and most people got less yeah the only thing i find a little troublesome about this is like how can the american government just force a company to sell itself if you if like if you want to continue to survive you have to sell your company to us i mean they don't have to no you just could not operate yeah and then not but that's what i'm saying like now what if other what if china retaliates like it says what like oh google if you are amazon well they don't they do that that's what i'm saying so that's the thing facebook in china they don't got it you talking about china they don't have a lot they don't have google they have their own they don't have freedom like you think china is america is not it's not oh any company come on over your search is very specific you're not allowed to search certain [ __ ] russia was the same thing when we were in russia they were telling us they were developing a youtube a russian youtube yeah and they're just going to make that the version then they can control it yeah they didn't use google they used uh yandex oh that's the other so all the superpowers all the superpowers control their data and control their information right and i part of the reason i think trump wanted to ban tiktok and i i think part of your theory was that like him and gates were involved together is that what you were saying like it could be a manipulation tool it could be like i'm gonna make this or gates could be going i'm gonna make this story so hot trump has to address it because he's hard on china right you know i mean if he's that manipulative i kind of think more that way because there's a ton of articles about tick tock censoring trump and like pro-trump tick tocks and that there are certain like conservative tick-tockers that get their stuff pulled down all the time so once trump hears about that he's like what this chinese company is going to affect my re-election odds you out of here bro you know 20 like we think it's all little kids but there's people that can vote on tick tock yeah i saw some redneck as dude guns in his tick tocks all the time like crazy following too yeah hundreds of thousands yeah 50-year-old guy there's a ton of like conservative voices on tick tock and apparently a lot of them get censored like it's crazy how much we have no we're all just in our own echo chamber and we think that's the world yeah um i don't know what's going on about tick-tock but oh yeah uh would bill gates allow the he would allow all the pro trump stuff to not get silenced like do we know what his policy would be no i mean i think in america it's more of like a feeling of like you know bipartisanship and we let all all information fly but like china specifically was like i think they banned anything hong kong related also right like they were pretty strict with the censorship and it was actually built into the policy it wasn't some sort of like hidden agenda like some of the other sites but that's the discussion that like is going to be very interesting whereas like we've become complacent with the government using our data and taking our data and marketing stuff to us with our data right at first when it happened it's really interesting to see the change do you remember when it first happened when like you would get ads on your phone that were about something you talked about yeah yeah remember how terrifying it was initially you're like yo are they listening yeah are they listening and now i literally was telling mark earlier today i got an ad within three seconds of talking about something my girl said the word artemis and then artemis [ __ ] furniture or whatever came up on my phone i went on instagram and i scrolled and it was there and i could not [ __ ] believe it i'm like i literally go yo this is crazy not terrified yeah i'm like it is true never did we have a conversation where they were like yeah we're listening to your [ __ ] and then pitching you ads that being said the ads on fire yeah oh they're perfect they're exactly what you want amazing because exactly they're exactly what you want so i think one of the reasons why we don't give pushback is when they listen so far our lives have only gotten better yeah it's going to take a case for someone to get silenced and it's going to be like if a lot of people get silent we're not giving a [ __ ] about one person no if it becomes a story like i like hypothetically there's one guy and he's like running a pedophile ring and he says something about pedophile [ __ ] and then and then the authorities are like oh we listened in we accidentally heard like our ai told us that this guy was talking about pedophile [ __ ] and then we had to go take him out so it actually worked out for the better and that people are going to be conflicted because they're going to be like oh well they took out a terrible guy but they also like that's really interesting reach the security like it's going to create a really like ambiguous thing if that were to happen that i think my assumption is oh that is really interesting will they be honest about it was the ai hold on this is really important that everybody got what he just said what right now let's assume they're listening yes right not listening a guy with a [ __ ] phone there's an advanced algorithm that picks up certain words and you ask the algorithm to target certain words so let's say you have a basketball sneaker company anytime anybody says anything about sneakers or whatever like that it gets filtered into a folder and that person happens to be talking about sneakers for playing basketball because they're also talking about basketball games and these other words right and they all get filtered and then you send them ads what mark is saying is what if the same thing happened for murder rape pedophilia so you hear somebody talking about right a murder they committed you hear somebody talking about a rape they committed yeah now whoever's listening can target those words and go oh [ __ ] this person is talking about that yeah the quick the tricky thing is how do they differentiate we just talked about that right now hypothetically how are they differentiating between actually something happening or a law order svu episode i mean then you could just go in for like a personal review and listen and go oh no they're just talking about something innocuous and 99 of time where people talk about that it's going to be innocuous yeah especially with the gillian maxwell and jeffrey epstein you're going to hear the word pedophile every single day yeah exactly so i think it's tricky but i understand and the algorithm probably will get advanced enough and so we're talking about how good ai is getting to not even need a human being to come review it it's just going to review the whole thing itself and be like nah this is fine and make a really accurate assessment i think but like when people back in the day like conspiracy they're like oh the government's going to be listening to you they thought of it more in like nefarious terms like they're oh they're going to be like surveilling us and like creating like punitive action based off what we say like gestapo type behavior right and until that happens no one gives a [ __ ] exactly right now it's only benefiting us it's the same thing with amazon they're tracking the same way amazon only benefits us yeah they're a monopoly yeah they're taking out all these other businesses yeah they have full control but everything's cheaper and everything's more convenient so we're just sitting back on i'll do whatever you got to do everything's good eventually we're gonna get hit over the head by amazon we're gonna be like whoa whoa what the [ __ ] is going on and it might be too late and i don't know how you stopped that as a human being because you stopped it before you act that's actually why you have government intervention you have the government come in so it has to be the government because it's it's so against human nature you're giving kids candies like yeah we want the candy keep giving me candy but you need a baby it's literally like your parents coming in go put that down yeah and you're like [ __ ] you mom and then when you're older you don't have type 2 diabetes you're like thank god that's the white kids talking to their mom i did the like the whitest kid version of that yeah yeah but uh but not a super interesting time because now we're at the place where you're they're they're listening to what we're saying listening i'm gonna put in quotes but they're marketing stuff that we [ __ ] want i get all these cool scooters and [ __ ] like everything cool it pops up on that i was telling mark earlier today the ads on my instagram are better than the post so it's like a game for me it's like oh [ __ ] they got me this thing they got me dead ass i've been like yo i didn't know i needed one of those but i guess i do yeah that happens all the time they know exactly i'm the most predictable human to this algorithm because they know exactly what the [ __ ] i want every single time it's great the listening [ __ ] i don't think they're ever gonna really catch too many criminals because i doubt pedophiles actually use the word pedophile yeah yeah i'm going to be doing some pedophiles but i'm sure they will talk about it in some capacity they will talk about it in some capacity they'll search for [ __ ] like there's going to be evidence and it's gonna get to the point where it's predictive enough or like catches you early enough that it's not but yeah i don't i'm a capitalistic guy but i was looking at these monopolies on trial and i was like yeah man we gotta do something about all these all of these are monopolies yeah do you think it's possible that it's not listening to you and that the predictive ability of the algorithm is so advanced yeah no it's definitely listening i think i think there's too many instances where artemis and then within that second you scroll up in the article now what i would argue for the artemis thing i think it was like furniture is that i've been looking at places have you looked at rms specifically no because there's a lot of times i'll google search something and then it pops up on my ads non-stop and it's like okay i get that yeah but there's also one or two it hasn't happened to me as often as others but like i'm talking about something no reason for it to pop up on my phone but it pops up and i'm like well this is wild because some of these ads are mad insulting bro i swear to god what you got i got uh do you suffer from premature ejaculation i swear to god i got the wipes have you seen those no [Laughter] but it's like what's the wipes it's like these like desensitizing wipes just like rub this on your dick but does it desensitize her too i don't know how that [ __ ] works how do you gotta wear a condom when you do i didn't buy it oh my god i don't know man it's a weird time hey say the name we might have a new sponsor i remember getting that that condom that like numbed your dick yeah remember that one no oh yeah that wasn't the wrong college bro oh yeah got that number yeah i was fired you just [ __ ] i mean now i could never but but back in the day dude when i just had boners for days was amazing it just made it completely numb and you just pound away for as long as you want that's what's up you know what i'm saying i know exactly what you're saying all right fellas let's be honest grooming sucks shopping for every product trying to impress women all the time going to mad different websites all the products are trash everything sucks there is now a one-stop shop for everything related to men's grooming the company is called hawthorne h-a-w-t-h-o-r-n-e go to www.hawthorne.com fill out a survey this is what i'm looking for in a shampoo this is what kind of deodorant i like if you're like mark i don't shower very often you literally answer every question and then they send you every grooming product you could possibly need hand cream face cream cologne deodorant mark is finally wearing deodorant because of hawthorne that's right everything is legit high quality dead ass i used to have like rashes from some shitty um body wash started to use the hawthorn i'm good dead 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book about ai and now everything is like ai is going to take over and everything but correct and you're very concerned about ai i think it's going to be lit for a little while right and then it's kind of right and you think in 15 years we everything is ai i think flying cars yeah i legit think all of you always add a couple more years within five years there's gonna be flying cars maybe ten at least fifteen ten fifteen yeah stand at fifteen ten fifteen let's put money on it let's put it okay no we have flying cars now they're called planes no yeah yeah what do you mean like [ __ ] flies i mean you're gonna travel yeah via flying via flight you mean people are gonna travel via flight exclusively exclusively why would i exclusively travel during in flight there's gonna be faster [ __ ] on the ground what if you had to walk through hyper loop ground if it's ground it's gonna be hyperloop or some other street we've never seen no you can't flip oh if you travel on the ground it's going to be something we've never seen before everything in the future this new is something we haven't seen before within 10 to 15 years nobody's driving no cookies just said he's like i had enough of this [ __ ] get out nobody's driving ever like you're not allowed to drive 15 years 10 to 15 years you're not allowed to drive do you forget what country we're from bro 10 to 15 years is re is class close bro you're just saying it's dumb what do you mean you were not allowed to drive explain that to me because self-driving cars are going to be so good and so much better than regular people they're going to be like yo it's actually a risk for this person too just because things are good and things are risky when we do it doesn't mean we're not allowed i don't think you're going to be allowed to drive condescending yo but it's true and when you put your knee up it makes it that much more like i was offended at least because look you could say listen there's no people shouldn't walk you should just get on these conveyor belts we'll put on the street and that's gonna be way better and then nobody will fall and then bump their knee and suit a city i don't think that applies i think that's just like a leap you can't use your little donut applies argument well we would try to do that with hey the whole time with you you this is what you sound like when you argue but i'm actually right but then jeremy take up the little walky things but then you could be like ah theoretically this if this of this if this i'm just saying what it's going to be i agree with the point that i think what do you say to all the homeless let him let him make his argument what's this going to be because all you this is what your prediction is yo in 10 years it's going to be different but it's going to be future in 10 years it's gonna be 20 30. i think within the next hey 10 years you're not gonna walk you're not gonna sleep you're just gonna fly all day everything's flying time i think in the next 10 years you will see 10 to 15 let's say you'll see more changes eight what about eight years how is it in eight years just the same we're just walking around you're not gonna chew your own food because you don't get happy you could choke on it and have to heimlich maneuver you so they'll chew your own food and put it directly in your stomach it's not gonna happen for at least eight and three quarters just to be clear but i'm saying 15 to be safe yeah let's be safe though but i think 20 years this makes no sense i know yo you will see more innovation in the next 10 to 15 years than we saw in the previous 100 all right bro just don't put a timeline on it yeah why why are you like i understand you're saying something that's nothing so if you put a date on it then you feel like you're being prophetic like you're predicting nothing right yo there's going to be advancements in the future well yeah no [ __ ] hey 10 years from now all the advancement will happen within 10. so in this book i'm reading this is a situation they walk you through they say within 10 years you're hooked up to your body's hooked up to enough sensors that they say oh this person didn't get a good night of sleep last night so as soon as you walk out the door ready for work a car comes and picks you up since you didn't get enough sleep yeah fresh sheets on a bed that you can sleep in in a self-driving car that takes you to a hyperloop station takes you from dc to new york in 30 minutes door-to-door time is like 50 minutes to go to work from dc what if my girl is the reason why i didn't get a good night's sleep and what if my girl also is going to dc in the same car hmm how am i going six years we'll have that locked down 16 years we'll have the answer to that for sure now i'm in my own car yeah i'm in my own harbor yeah what if somebody's snoring loud on the hype i don't know if you're in your own hyperloop but you're in your own car but what if somebody's snoring loud and hyperloop they don't know that that's just hey the car is all you got to say and loud i can't sleep i'm supposed to be asleep well you guys in the car right that's where you sleep is the car but we don't know there could be construction what if there's construction what if they're building a double decker to the hyperloop there's a guy with a jacket that's right hey jack do you think there's gonna be no jackhammers in the future 3d printer is going to be mad quiet i actually don't know if there'll be jack campers in the future okay okay so kano give us more can we ask you questions about the future and then you tell us yeah as i read more of the book no no no you got it now just trust your gut and all the [ __ ] you don't know you got it you got it what will food look like in the future 3d printed food bro they're already doing that now are they already doing it yeah kfc doing 3d nuggets is that right you know this is a story you know this is a story you know this is a story i will be how crazy would i have sounded two years ago being like yeah ksc gonna 3d print nuggets within the next few years i would believe it okay i believe if you said the next three years we would have believed it yeah but then the next three okay yeah all right if you said one to two i've been like you this guy's crazy dude that's great all right all right what will planes look like in the future apparently yep there will be capability to take you internationally via rocket through spacex so you go to australia in like an hour why would you go all the way to space to go to australia i don't think it'll actually leave the earth's orbit it would be more similar speed wise than sonically or whatever but it doesn't make sense to go all the way to space if you don't want to go there i don't think you've got to go to space i think they'll just call it a spaceship it'll be similar to a spaceship what about a space boat that would be sick i think they'll get it i think they'll get there would it not i mean go underground all the way out of the earth's atmosphere yo it's talking about our space rope if you were smart if i was spacex they're trying to figure out how to get to australia pulling systems just go up waiting for the earth to come around and then come back down [ __ ] back down oh [ __ ] use after fuel dude and then you don't have to use any fuel to come down you just gravity yeah you know what's right next to australia new zealand i thought we were being for real water is right there and that's what you landed all right al do you have any scientific questions in the future what is what does child birth look like yeah what's the future what's the future of childbirth answer that you [ __ ] schmuck i think at some point we're all dead so it won't matter no but that's not 10 to 15 10 15 years what does child birth look like out of the [ __ ] yeah is there still things in vaginas i think so or do you but i think i need them i think a robot is delivering the baby why would the robot deliver the baby because why would you need a human when hey i can do it better just like surgery is done it might be overseen by a human or something maybe but they have robots doing surgery but no they don't have robots 100 they don't have robots doing surgery no they don't like yeah what surgeries do they do i don't know look it up though it's a thing i don't know specific surgeries but look at that i'll give them that though look it up do they have a robot an hour no i'll be knowing like there's at least one robot there one certainly you've had a robot surgery is there a surgery that they could remove the dick from your throat [Laughter] i want to keep it there it's the thing i'm sure there would be if i didn't want it there but i like it there so okay okay do you think in the future there will be skateboarding um for recreation you know i mean will they allow people to recreate yeah i think if it could just endanger you is fine but if it can danger others no they're gonna allow people to recreate in the future i think recreating will be allowed yo if all the doctors are robots is that is that and like i mean you already got chinese doctors this is the next i mean just a little bit more robotic are you concerned as indians yeah how are you gonna make your parents proud we should be yeah i think that's why we're going to tech because we see where it's going that's why indians are so mad about ai because you guys are the eye right now yeah yes we're the ni yeah natural intelligence oh my god so you guys are gonna go somewhere else all right my bad mark what did you almost spell a word we're not supposed to i don't know holy moly okay um now do you think i feel like i'm in the spin cycle yeah you're in the middle when he said ni right what was it natural intelligence gotta get everybody what jerry cruz chill yeah you're right bad dog dad come on we got to combine our own opportunity negative what is it negativity is hunger our negativity conquer our own negativity yeah okay akash i want you have more faith in humanity i don't yo i don't you don't i don't it's over you really think how many more years do you think the human species has left 50. i'm lying with that that's people okay that's me that's just my own like i haven't read nothing i'm just like oh 50 years old we're wrapping this up right now wrapping us up right now i kind of just beaten your wild taking listen right now you're gonna give me any future take that you have and i'm gonna tell you why it's not true okay just go any future take you have and the dead be dead serious that you truly believe in the future robots doing surgery say again or a 3d printing food one of those not gonna happen okay go ahead you can't 3d print certain foods which foods reese's pieces peanut butter cups yeah you can make the cub you make peanut butter but you can't do it together and what's the name of it reese's peanut butter cup there we go some peanut butter cups you need both nah the only thing you won't have is the wreath everything else is going to be there go anyway that's next keep going next next thing in the future won't happen no i want to take all his takes put it in a time capsule and bury it and then in 10 to 15 years open up for the dumbest yeah just be like stupid and he's gonna read everyone how does it feel gosh scoreboard [Laughter] okay go go guys go go go go self-driving cars self-driving cars what about it that's now that's not the future wrong no every car is wrong are the majority of cars be self-driving no that's a stupid one why because the majority went from everyone to because if somebody said to you intent you said every car if somebody said to you say every car stick the landing don't be like a little bit of this of course you can always make that go every car is self-driving in 10-15 years wrong why is that because i could keep my car do you have a car do you have a car i do it i do i do have a car what kind of car i have a tesla truck what what feature does that tesla truck have as a feature but it's not only that i can also do both natural driving [Applause] what was going to be your plan you know what that was going to go go go go go go go go next one go how are you going to get around your tesla truck what was your plan for parking sorry what was your plan are you ever going to have it parked you're just going to have it move around and self-drive while you like a shark yeah while you do work and then come back to the car this is your idea i'm never going to park in new york are you predicting the future and i'm telling you why it's not or is this a different game i just flipped it oh now it's the flip okay okay that's a good point that's a good point that's a good point okay listen um that's not the game that we're playing so let's go back to that flipped it back okay hey over the top okay so no another prediction go any prediction you want for the future go i thought i thought it was a good one i've already knocked both of those out of the park first you said all cars are going to fly and now he's trying to sell driving like let's go all self-driving flying cars yeah wheels all together no more wheels no more circular shits [Laughter] for as long as we're around we're gonna have these dots okay go go go go go go go go next prediction go 3d printing as opposed to construction we're just building buildings 3d that already exists again no yeah no no i got him i got him no one does actually i got it doesn't exist what the 3d print is bricks or little pieces of the building and then they gotta build them together yeah you can't just 3d print a building you can't you had the same reaction they're 3d printing parts of the other thing they're not 3d printing the whole thing right what is the whole thing the whole [ __ ] structure of the building and you don't think it's going to be it's not going to be construction they're just going to i yeah it's going to be all 3d printing no then how do you put it together there has to be some construction how do you put the doorknob on the door no that's not fun okay how do you do this i got a mouth okay i got him how do you do this how do you put the thing where you fold the towel after you use it in the bathroom i don't got them you know it would have been a good question you know i thought no way that [ __ ] needs to be screwed in oh you really trusted him on the buzzer beater bro that needs to be screwed in the table hold on this everybody will take this [ __ ] you thought you got the wall and you got the thing that holds the towel you can't print that as part of the same thing i feel like i just gave the ball to j.r smith he's running away yo jr what are you doing you're lebron looking at it with your hands up that [ __ ] is impossible to put on even by myself you couldn't even install the bidet i didn't try wait did you not install it no yo bring that [ __ ] let's put it in here yeah i could you're gonna put it in the public bathroom yeah yeah we all should tell honestly that's a good idea that's a great idea what if you pee on the part where the water shoots out because then the last guy's now he's going to hit your ass it self cleans i don't know if i believe all that yeah it self cleans oh and and how does it self clean it how's yourself clean you [ __ ] [Laughter] we needed to get out one we need to get on one all right that's it i gotta go all right okay so last one yeah i got no more man i'm out i gave you all of them all of them i've read about the world ain't changing that much the world ain't changing that's what i'm trying to say get used to it get comfy you're going to live in this for your whole life oh i got one i go go this is one of the hot guys tell me there's a future where there's no more cash money let me think about it let me think about it keep going you think money doesn't exist at all that's not what i said cash money no more cash yeah i'm sorry cash money does not exist at all what about all the cash that we currently have pull it out of circulation yeah and that money will be put into our bank accounts by the government yeah no how how are rappers going to flex some videos swipe that [ __ ] bro on the butt crack cars dog yeah takashi is going to have an extra lambo in his video self-driving ass lambo i'm gonna say in how many years because his [ __ ] is 10 15. 10 to 15. no no no i don't know 10 50. i don't know the timeline in 100 years yeah there's no more money it's stupid that's idiotic 100 years what a [ __ ] bitch-ass estimation that was 100 years that's actually 40 years if you're gonna estimate a time hundred years estimating a hundred years in 1920 and see how things work oh sounds like a scoreboard is coming up dude there's some balls god damn son corona all right all right all right 200 years i think it's 200 years i think within 200 years there's no more money actually a hundred i don't think in two hundred years what a big ass product i mean that i'm a [ __ ] because you do these short predictions you don't know a single thing about the future ai you just add five in front of it and then you think you're smart there's gonna be no more toilets in ten years we're just gonna take [ __ ] not even 250. and you're saying 200 years that's both longer than 250 1776 america's when we got here this feels very american to me i know you just took my word on the american bro what you just took my word on the math on the math yeah yeah i i know drew's not great at history math because he accidentally said slavery was like a hundred years ago or no he said 400 years ago i just did that because that's what van latham said to [ __ ] kanye west okay i thought van had his [ __ ] numbers down i think that he knows about that more than me yeah but then when was it i don't know no no it was it was a little too close bro it was it was we said 150 but it was 250 right yeah yeah something like that yeah wait a minute hold on it was nice we said 250 we're like yeah it was mad long ago and you're giving just a little bit less time for cashless societies with your predictions that's why that's the thing you're not aggressive that you think you're making some big predictions but you're still doing the stuff i'm the opposite guy i'm the guy that makes no prediction prediction no i think it's not going to change a.i i don't think anything we don't want to come up on it we don't wipe our butts anymore that's what he says within the next two weeks a lot of changes coming up boys predictions [Applause] you don't 10 to 15 you go 10. what is that 50 on top of your [ __ ] production but i'm i'm the one saying it's not gonna change their lifetime that's the most brave prediction mm-hmm that's not brave at all that's the most brave you're not gonna compare to you that's the most brave but think about it you're [ __ ] maggots you're just dumber your [ __ ] is dumber your [ __ ] is hey listen listen yo i just realized how brave i am hey cookie shut up replaced by robots i was too excited i couldn't get the word right i was too excited to say you think a little [ __ ] robot's gonna replace you stupid that's how dumb you are you think me me me me i'm investing in humanity are you saying by 22 20 she's going to be the same you stupid what the [ __ ] did he just say with that number 200 200 years from now 200 years from now i'm not going to be around yeah you're going to be the same but we don't know nobody will be able to serve you listen how smart i am i just made a prediction neither of us could prove there's gonna be no yeah oxygen that's what you sound like you smell like [ __ ] greta thundberg you stupid [ __ ] robots are coming let's stop using our food oh my god yeah no more toilet paper boys seriously why did i end the next week bro no more toilet paper remarks just watch that's all i'm saying your prediction way dumber than mine no you have the dumbest predictions yours is the dumbest yours are the dumbest yours is the dumbest you can't even spell 200. but for real though think about it you have to think about it you're not thinking you're letting the ais do all the things that's what you do i'm thinking you need some ai to do your thing what i'm doing is i'm holding this up i won't even let this you do ai for my mic sometimes you gotta hit from all angles bro you just gotta hit all angles this is all i'm saying wrap this up yo cookie cookie is struggling but don't let her hair get on you listen to this nonsense for real dogs for real yeah i mean this [ __ ] yeah this is serious you need to have some balls in your predictions your [ __ ] is ballistic nah nah or not dumber than mine it's my short tail it's so short you know what's happening every now and then i look down bro i feel like i'm in a resculant leotard looking like lebron if you go to the side you have no pants on that's great oh my balls be a little squashed in all seriousness dude yeah you have to realize your predictions are cowardly bro your predictions are stupid and [ __ ] ass no no no no 200 years is mad time no no but here's the thing about myself i think we'll go cashless within a hundred no 200 years you [ __ ] listen you said this listen listen i think i believe in you man i believe a cash flow society will come i believe you're the one that's making these predictions i'm saying you're the one out here we're gonna fly everybody so everybody's a car two centuries and i think my prediction will come true bro no that's not gonna happen you're the one making [ __ ] ai editions y'all heard that fart yo look here's the deal listen my prediction is [ __ ] this is your prediction your prediction is you're going to give up and let a robot [ __ ] your [ __ ] my prediction is humans me i know me in 10 to 15 years i'm fighting for this i'm not gonna let humans take over you're liking terminator 2 when the robots were walking you just scooped into your [ __ ] and you pulled it wide open for them to just [ __ ] you in it right that's why i'm saying mine is actually more brave now yours is adorable [ __ ] your [ __ ] is adorable i'm gonna fight i'm gonna fight to survive i'm gonna fight for humanity you're out here just like yo do whatever tell me what to do government's gonna do it that's what i'm saying you need to fight bro you need to fight for your jobs yo podcasts are good no but indians i'm talking about indians we're gonna be fine we're all gonna go to tech that's what we do i don't know bro what are we doing i don't know i think indians you guys white people are you gotta stop selling out indians they're going to start taking them [ __ ] they're taking your partner we've already taken your jobs no ours hire you that's our job that's our job so listen they're going to start replacing the farms the call center farms with artificial intelligence bro who going to program your artificial intelligence indians these people i don't know indians yo i listen listen i'm just saying you got to be on the side of your people bro yeah that's the side of my people is ai whoa dude they're going ai y'all are all [ __ ] wow i'm sorry that's [ __ ] up bro i sold all your people that's [ __ ] up how you gonna sell out your people bro no we going to ai we know what we need india i got your back bro listen i got your back bro and you speak you speak it right i speak urdu yeah yeah say something real quick hey what i say y'all no in all seriousness bro anything you want to take back bruh no i stand by all of it anything you want to take back i do want to take one thing back what's that i think that i i want to extend my prediction oh wow you're going to make it even more [ __ ] i want to extend my prediction to one is a century 100 years yeah what's a thousand a gig yeah i'd like to extend my i think human beings are going to be driving whatever the [ __ ] we're driving for the next half millennia how long is that at least 500 years yeah five cents trying to make sure you knew five centuries too yeah okay do you know why it's century scent is one and what's uri udi it's a famous or is it very famous urdu or udi is a famous urdu work it's famous for 99. it's so this is what's actually yeah century nice a hundred one plus ninety-nine is a hundred yeah yeah yeah you know what that means in her dude [Laughter] all right we gotta stop this podcast we've gone on too long uh guys we love you uh we appreciate you um i have nothing else to say we've said everything okay akash is there anything that you'd like to say i stand by everything i said you know when they're listening to this podcast when in the future yo factual toilet paper alyssa yeah toilet paper all right y'all peace you

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Schulz got a girlfriend and we’ve heard about her every single episode since.

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