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whatever let's get into it let's have some good [ __ ] Rose McGowan is there anybody who didn't try to rape her let's let's let's go through a list of people that were in Hollywood it's getting to the point where like I don't know if you guys listening right now know what we're talking about but apparently she accused Bill Maher of of like saying I have a huge [ __ ] orator in a creepy way apparently yeah whispered in her ear I have a huge [ __ ] yeah maybe just confiding in her you know it's hard Rose McGowan Bill Maher whispering to her about his huge [ __ ] during 1990s show here's what we'll have to say I don't want it like victim blame or whatever those things are you know what I mean those things but if everybody tries you if literally everybody in your in your life tries you you gotta start looking at you you might be throwing out some attitude you might be throwing out suits because I know as a dude right like when we were all in college you knew the girls that was given [ __ ] up to everybody you knew to girls and dude why those girls with a different level of spiciness yeah then they would try the girl who nobody ever hooked up with so maybe the room on the street Rose was that you were out there getting plugged by everyone in Hollywood and all you had to whisper in here is that y'all got a big [ __ ] and then that works you know what I want just is that reasonable I feel like I've won out I'll shake his head cuz not reasonable where the most reasonable people the people in the pocket that's the only believe that's what he's know isn't it it's not weird it's not weird 1990s thirty years ago you remember what some old guy whispered in your [ __ ] ear my baby [ __ ] yeah but I'm just saying I think that was I think that was the culture in Hollywood so it's like I think word no she want to see that clock hey yes she hasn't forgotten you know I heard women heard female comics do this joke I wish there was a way to know if a guy has a big [ __ ] or not before you have sex with him tried to tell you he tried to do you a favor and he's doing what you say you want pants look at his [ __ ] dick prints trying to see how will you be when he's hard he's telling you this [ __ ] is big bro hey listen secrets out I don't know if I believe dick is big my dick is not I'm trying to help people but he's trying to help is that I know that sounds like a crazy thing to say but isn't that's not reasonable like you'll have to look at your behavior a little bit like if every dude in Hollywood is just feeling saw daesh's that they'll whisper in your ear I have a huge [ __ ] like you don't think words on the street amongst the producers and people going yo Rosa's [ __ ] for roles yo like one of these guys this needs to come out look looky one of these guys needs to come out and just go why she acting like she wasn't training [ __ ] sucks for roles one of these guys just got to say it like it was why seem dead with one since last Corolla breaths out the tube and just go roses suck a dick for Rose [Laughter] I've said what bride though you were a fan of charmed say yeah I thought you were a fan of charm huge fan she's in charmed yeah son I knew I was have really carried by Alyssa Milano Sheeran to Hardy I heard nothing but she was a [ __ ] until Rose McGowan started talking now we all forgot Shannen Doherty was bad yosh and Doherty was a diva yes she understood when a man with power said I got a big [ __ ] what's that right like she ever said that's how it goes like if you're a guy with a big [ __ ] and there's a girl next to you this hot there's this knee-jerk reaction there's this version of like man Tourette's where you gotta be like a big [ __ ] what did you say to that it's somewhat said to that if a girl leaned over to you right I got a really tight puss what do you say to that like do you go like how do you know like how are you sure like what how do you what do you say to have a girl goes you've got a tight puss what do you say I mean I'm gonna let alia to this so I said to you I got a really tight puss hey man good for you that's what you said you gotta move is that unaffected by a sorcerer oh gosh we go same girl now what you do a girl goes y'all I got a tight puss oh you hitting them kegels mmm hitting them Kegel that's it that's a setup in today's days at least - that is me - she's trying to set you up doing us with that yeah do you think it was possible actually let's talk about this because she's gonna deny the first comment and then they're just gonna record what you said after you're just describing the size of your [ __ ] and what is he supposed to do is he supposed to yell at now he's bragging you got a whisper God whisper on first also you don't want everybody to know that oh that there's another point we can't have this like body shame you know community who's like don't make us feel shame for ourselves we should be able to walk around naked we should be topless we should go be fat if we want what if my dick fat my dick fat can I not tell people about that what why is it that the penis is something that you can't describe but Liz oh can describe her whole body as big and beautiful why can't you dick be big and beautiful its body shame only for people or like body positivity only for people who should be ashamed of their body yes so a Bill Maher got a big dick you should be as much as Lizzy should be proud of her body it is culturally it is culturally a bad thing for it is produced to have a big dick maybe try to chop pieces off not like big dicks boy it is true bro honey back in the day Moses dragging his dick up in that [ __ ] mountain to get them tablets right and they're like I had a snip a little this off so I don't get you know drag it on so many rocks Real Talk man that's true this is that that's why they write and read right to left [ __ ] is gonna make us a big dick okay I've been super impressed almost the same as if he told me had a big dick what is like sexually aggressive about saying you have a big dick yeah cuz if he said something about her like oh I wanna like [ __ ] you with my big dick that's like okay that's far has messed up but if you just say a thing about your own Anatomy or if you describe hurt Anatomy too far maybe that's messed up but if you're describing your own body what world do we live in where men cannot even describe their own body it's what you had you try to use the weapons of your disposal to get people to hook up well how would you use the word weapons we're trying to make this not assaulting I have I have a penthouse apartment uptown that's what he uses to get there a huge penthouse I bet what if you said that I have a huge penthouse up to in whispers that I have I have a red Ferrari 1990 Testarossa hmm what are you some about his dog yo I have a huge kakapo I have yeah a brand-new blue nose maybe that's what are you saying I have a huge [ __ ] it is weird what we just the last part maybe that's the whisper just didn't get there but I do think there's something do you think that he's gonna lean over and do that to Priyanka Chopra hmm absolutely not get married I don't think she is I'll be excuse me I don't think he is can she married yeah maybe you see those rocks yes how you get married but like I'm saying like I just think I think they're don't get me wrong every girl experiences sexual harassment right especially on the street but let's not conflate these things when you're on the street and you sexually harass the assumption is you're never gonna see that girl again you're actually doing to kind of like impress your boys right like I don't know if these construction workers they're holding a [ __ ] hammer and they're in timberland boots and their jeans are all ripped and they see a girl walking down a dime piece and they go dan we're let me get that booty I don't truly believe that they think their girls gonna stop and don't come over he's no more fun they're just trying to enjoy their job exactly your expense right which is what they've been doing to their co-workers all day enjoying their job at their expense that's what we do every single day Yeah right it gets boring on the podcast Alex you have abortions right that's what we do right now I'm not justifying it I'm just saying it is entertaining that being said now I understand how that's inconvenient said if a guy is leaning over and saying that to you on his show great tits in 90s something had to happen between you guys where he felt comfortable enough to do that you're a guest on his show you don't even work on him you work for him you don't really have a power dynamic over him in the 90s matter of fact you might have been more popping in him in the nineties like in the 90s does the last time she mattered and tell this real talk so something is going on there's word on the street or you're putting out an energy now I'm not saying it's right necessary what a guy says but you should take no mental note you might be putting out of energy that makes guys feel like they should share their dick size with you you know what I'm wrong I'm not shaking your head son I'm not saying anything verbally it's your daughter it's your daughter your daughter comes to you every late-night show I go on the guys tell me how big their dicks are let's sit down what's happening before that well I'm asking them how big the dicks are well maybe that's why right do I'm saying like wouldn't you if it was your daughter someone you truly love to care about what you get to the bottom of this yeah I don't I don't even want who wouldn't try to get to the bottom of this yeah I mean I'd be pissed at Bill Moore but then I'd be trying to get to the bottom of Bill Maher honestly I wouldn't I'm not even that pissed that bill Mahr just a rich Jewish dude big dick this guy loves the world you know what I'm like thank you for being honest like I'd be pissed Bill Maher and he was like that's policy honesty I'd be principled more if he was like yo hey you know I think you're so talented I think he's focused right now it's not real what if he was just kept in a [ __ ] buck with her I would be like all right that's what men do this is alert you a lesson you can learn but you're putting out energy asset that's valid it is honest all these dudes pretending they're feminists and then trying to sleep with these girls at the rallies you're a [ __ ] creep to me thank you you're duplicitous you're what duplicitous oh oh yes but that's like deceitful these guys were like this is what a feminist looks like that's what a rapist looks like so 100% that's what I'm saying so I'd sit down I'd be like listen this is what dudes do now you might be putting out an energy and maybe it's just cause you're social you want to network you want to be friends with everybody but you putting out of energy in some way that's making dudes feel comfortable being honest with you if you're not ready for that honesty you need to put out different energies so they feel like they got a lie so here I don't disagree people would say blaming victims whatever let's put that aside that's what I'm saying that's what it's like isn't the timing a little odd goes McGowen is irrelevant she's relevant the 90s completely irrelevant after what the late 90s until about 2018 then she pops with the me to thing you drop some allegations or whatever yeah seems to me like that was her hit and then she needed a sequel you waited a year to say this why didn't you just let all the allegations go out one and guess who's been popping lately guess who's had a lot of viral videos during this whole corona hair big big bill yo Billy my hair you could've gone to Bill my hair in 2018 backing down Weinstein you did it huh huh did not huh so listen if it all happened to you fine if you're the victim fine isn't the timing odd that's all I would statute of limitations on sexual harassment figure that [ __ ] out in 30 days yeah but you couldn't come on bro you can't bring a complaint little words we're not talking about physical touch that's assault right we're talking about words you have 30 days to complain about words no just words 30 days tops I thought you're talking physical war it's 14 days I'm winded bro I knew within two hours of us keeping my oculus or not two hours cause keeping my oculus right you can't figure out in two hours if it was sexy enough man you need you need a [ __ ] 14 to 30 day we'll give them 30 days you need 30 days to figure out that sexual harassment and if not shut it up yo yeah physically no whatever you always bring that up whenever you want hello I'm doing my girl one year tops [Music] [Laughter] Bill Maher was saying like it almost sounds like you were saying a joke okay go so she goes on his show this is the tweet so that she tweeted at him in order to get this allegation out yeah so she goes on his show politically incorrect yeah and to build my hair I'm saying the show isn't described my dick politely politically correct so she goes on during a commercial break he leans over and goes my parents didn't give me a good face but they did give me a huge [ __ ] that's kind like a joke he's spittin he just spit in bro he just spit and he knows he ugly and I respect his self-awareness he does he is ugly listen and you can't judge a book by its cover we always say all the time he's just trying to tell you what's inside the book busters - yes you know the guy the painting yes ok don't build more like Jewish filter on the [ __ ] I bet his soft dick like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man no thanks though came through he just sounds like a guy with no game like the ones on ours that's kind of bars out no no the ones on dating apps that they just put their height mmm I did tell my friends to do that I did have but I'm saying that's the equivalent of that it's like he's not tall yeah nick is tall but how does he know his dicks big if he's tiny like the fact that I do so all and he says his dick small that's how I know it's tiny what you got there bro son you got a little Stumptown yeah bro yeah like what would you whispers into a girl's ear but would you say like how would you describe it my dick yeah I would leave that to the her imagination a bi a girl look at me my body look at my face dick matches must I be how would you big up your dick in the best way possible is it like soft as the skin so hey girl let me tell you something my [ __ ] yeah gets the job done sometimes I got a Pacific adieu got a dick Civic anyway alright I just need to get that off my chest I was feeling I'd buy that but I think we'd pay you know what well it didn't take you 15 years to get it off your chest [Music] we given girls 30 days to get this sexual harassment or 30 days real talk and think about it yeah I don't even know I'm be honest with you I don't even know if it's 30 days from the incident I think it's just a flat month it's Weiguo I think it's just a month so like anything that happens in May you got on the 28th that's what I'm talking about you're I mean because think about it cuz leap year February 29th that it ain't even really a day and we gonna be out there barking it's not a real day now what if your daughter gets sexually harassed know what cat called or sexually harassed boffo like if she guess like if you're physically inconvenienced in any way yeah might have to die if you're the guy you gotta kill it might in that I won't kill the guy huh in that month no there's no statute physical is noise put a statue cuz I'm a handle it what's that day I'm gonna handle it that day malli malli I almost had to blow them this [ __ ] mattress third I tell you guys with that cuz the guy was rude to my girl she was waiting outside for social distancing when two other [ __ ] was getting their matcha and then the guy tried to close the [ __ ] place he's like I feel like I've been waiting outside from before for so the guy was like Oh fine come in rolled his eyes came in made the matcha she said made a hell of shitty so I had to go the next day can I be honest this is the whitest door every matcha the guy rolled his eyes at the girl yeah and then she was respecting social distancing in every way this is the widest story [ __ ] conversation with that guy guys is a white hate crime look stop don't roll your eyes the whole roll in his eyes at a girl that he just met is like come on bro and then he do sort of please the next day I want to speak to your manager no I spoke to him so why worry I went with her I said wait outside I'm gonna go talk to his mother [ __ ] I went I spoke to him and I said yo yo it's my girl's birthday just go out there just please just wave like that so he wasted my girl I gotta thank you appreciate it i buy the matzah and i was i up do you learn a lesson I mean waive the meals that yeah I told to apologize and I was like you gotta be nice to matter what so that's what happened yeah sometimes you teach a lesson she gotta know who the [ __ ] you know King me yo you let him know I'm out here what really happened nothing we went back I was a [ __ ] I'll wait outside with the electric bike man I can't let this you don't even call it a motorcycle it's a bike bro an electric bike what am I supposed to do I'm supposed to knock this guy out for being completely reasonable my girl showed up at 4:00 my kid tell my girl she's wrong with porn to him I'm in this [ __ ] conflict I'm biking house fall trying to put all pieces together we get to the goddamn spot I would not tip them but there are guys gonna make fun of me punish [ __ ] doing this [ __ ] I should do already no tipping the [ __ ] barista infuriates me I got tip you before you do your job Oh kind of [ __ ] is that every of the whole tip system is you do your job and then I like to service my tip you know you got him started on tips bacha dude and fight him for you hey I bless you and me go talk to this guy we roll in your eyes there yo so usually that's the unnecessary part can I be honest with you though Ezra you gotta find a situation yeah you gotta find anything be like a man I get it but like you don't have to roll your eyes like I don't know that I don't know how to do that oh because if someone's rude to your girl at a certain point you can be like I kind of get it you know oh there's never a point where I don't get it there's never point out a rudeness I completely understand man physical [ __ ] does different yeah but the guy is at work get in corona every day he's about to close up the shop and then he sees another person outside that's work I roll in your bucket you buggin God you just got it like you shorty I lost sleep over this you are now this one almost did to the Macho Man yeah watch him Randy Savage what he used to say little cream of the crop yeah let that be a warning he told us he was gonna have his confrontation last week so are you here feels like I'm about to go out to beat up the Macho Man how's that my girl judge me this lap he was like my friend let's go you wanna know this what happened I said babe hold the bike outside she loves the bike outside I go in there right I go yeah are you - uh and I forgot [ __ ] girl warning and then she goes out like a [ __ ] macadamia nut I'm macho whatever I'm worried deflated say macadamia nut milk great I'm already plated to say now let me give me a note matcha latte let me get two of them shits right he going to do it and I'm waiting to have the confrontation when he comes back right and no [ __ ] they just started selling these like vanilla this [ __ ] looks so delicious right but they're behind the counter okay oh you gotta ask him for lunch so I can't curse the [ __ ] out and then get my tithe vanilla peanut butter cups right so so you don't defend your girls out of the [ __ ] piss I said it my girl can't hear nothing she's outside so how do i nella so I go like this so I go like this I go I give her the nod like it's about to go down I'm like yo I talk to you he felt bad he throws the top no peanut butter shake his hand at the end and make it look like you really I mean he really patch things up they're like baby you could go here any time you want now it's not cool here 401 what if she rude to him like what is he rude to her again no no and we gotta fight you can get a war I haven't had a fight in a while what do you mean fight like I haven't lined up like a fight like a fist not even a pushing physical altercation in a while I'm not saying that I want to have one but I'm saying I haven't had one in a while it's gonna happen it's the laws of the world you have to order eight peanut butter cups you would I would fight him you know I love this kid is he's a tiny little [ __ ] kid but like I mean quick move one more you know eventually there's gonna be another fight it's only the law of inertia that that happened um is logic when I was younger if I went too long without a fight because it's like I gotta make sure I'm still like you've still got it yeah I got to make sure still good right and that was the worst logic I would go out there looking for a foot give and see and that's where and then you get caught by [ __ ] than the mantra man throw some [ __ ] greens nationwide ever in prison in Sweden but I'd have to get record I was 18 three cat my record yeah yeah I remember the first time I spoke out about that and he did tell me his record and he included the losses and I was like wow this guy's really honest but they do believe that eight yeah he won the air he got his eight he one of those eight now no started from when I was a kid up until not very long ago I'm gonna [ __ ] uh about 2017 yeah I'm [ __ ] what's it called is that is that three or is that a eight I take that as a win because I connected that wasn't a windy and hunched me with anything he hit me with a stick yeah but he moves you like a hundred feet high he moved me with a stick he actually moved you much more in on two feet he moved you to a prison I got that he legit puts you on the mat the yoga mat they gave you and I walk you to sleep on so much [ __ ] put you to the mat I got elected and then a little while later he dropped so I dropped him I dropped him no I dropped him hey did he fall or not he fell what he was running after me when I was running away people he had to get his people to get one and we can't get this trial video can we nastily that guy he's not even a lawyer anymore I'll try contacted after that case him I cooked him I cooked him in court bro think about think about imagine you have your whole cases like you didn't watch it man Real Talk imagine you've got your whole case you could pay oh hell I'm gonna take everything I'm gonna get you over your ears he's black if you got a deserved not played into the race card a little bit you have to they got white guilt over them yeah but I tried to like reverse-psychology them on the race card oh I was like I don't usually see things like this but like I was I was really trying to lean it but I did [ __ ] your lawyer and maybe that's why he quit maybe son I was out there on the [ __ ] Ralph Lauren I pulled up in that record Ralph fat [ __ ] fat [ __ ] stupid now the foot time no I think - the 28 days say what I said - the 28 days I was about that that's a vacation bro we need to get back out in the road man [ __ ] all this [ __ ] Sweden's open his only place that state overlooked one place the weakest [ __ ] golden show is a rough one that's a rough one you think you could talk to the club owner for me see if I die I say you got to go back to that mantra sir you gotta say so yeah you got a goal you whisper in his ear you go I got a huge [ __ ] and then just see what he does row then then your boss what should I say be like look man I get it it's tough but you can't sit here and my girls trying to respect you got to deal with all this [ __ ] and then you roll your eyes at it it's just disrespectful that's it that's all Noby and then if he fires back be like look man honestly you're right but I did my job so i'ma see you later see now I can't do I don't understand reasonable company too much time went by now it's too late also next days you'd be like yo my girl came home yes understand they were tied vanilla peanut butter cup yes they slap but like you also have my girl loves this [ __ ] macho spot so I don't I already ruined one restaurant what a past girlfriend via de la pocha I'm so seven Street okay I think it burned down wasn't me but we went there one time and it was an empty restaurant I asked for this specific table and they said no and they try to put me another table and I said nobody's here can we just go in this table and they said no and then forever mortal enemies that's the only restaurant my dad remembers you know my dad's memory is gone he remembers one restaurant I refuse to go yeah that was your Michael Jordan restaurants I loathe them eventually I got over it but that I couldn't do this again for her cuz she loves this macho spots right by did you happen to get away with the Italian restaurant a little bit when'd you get over it around the time burnt down no it's right before yeah man so I got I got to be better at that I bet at the you know confrontations because I don't what you're saying is very reasonable I don't know how to be reasonable in competition it's just go time yeah you guys have experienced it I don't I'm not like defending honors overrated that's the best part about being Christian if some [ __ ] happens so [ __ ] happens to my girl I just go turn the other cheek babe goes alright read the Bible exactly meek will inherit the earth so be meek [ __ ] what do you want I just don't think it's odd I think like you have to do that when you're ready to [ __ ] tear the house down if you're not willing to tear the house down don't even go about it that's a crazy crazy statement there's no gray area at all there so like I just feel like if you're gonna have a confrontation you gotta be willing to burn the whole restaurant yeah so here's example right like I remember once this homeless guy was like acting crazy like I think took towards up my mom or like in the area of my mom yeah and then my mom goes Oh and so it's like run and my dad goes yeah calm down right he just got to calm down cuz he knows that guy's not gonna do nothing yeah but then there was one time this car almost hit me and my brother and I'd never seen my dad act out physically ever and he just starts slamming the hood of the car right cuz that's a life-or-death situation who blow [ __ ] up the other one nothing's gonna happen what are you getting all [ __ ] riled up about yeah yeah but that wasn't reasonable of him because the car didn't hit you so why are you gonna cause damage to the car that didn't do anything just scared you I wasn't reasonable but he stood up for your honor early life in serious damages a series of you know PTSD and that kind of [ __ ] it's a real nice effect did you still say what has it affected you still yeah honestly what do you think happens I just you know honestly I don't feel comfortable talking about what I'm talking about it y'all really gonna make me punch this much happens and I get locked up that's on y'all but I just want to say god I'll lock that wary I'll testify for you this is whitening oh man he good all right guys let's stop for a second everybody's hair is looking crazy right now let's be honest great absolutely crazy you know what we're blessed enough to have here huge blessing because the number one thing that describes how well a guy AIDS or defines how all guy ages in life is having a full head of hair yep they're guys that do not look young navel full head of hair they're all the sudden looking amazing for their age yep guy 22 years old fully bald you're like I'm [ __ ] they use a tragic tragic bad holy tragic bad yeah right so you have the option to not go bald now okay you have this as an option it is available to you as a human being this is the future you are [ __ ] living in it right now it's a medical marvel medical marvel it's a miracle seriously zamira it's a miracle absolutely it's a miracle honestly if Jesus didn't have amazing hair he probably wouldn't be walking on water he'd be Judas okay wait what is that Judas the guy that betrayed Jesus but what about the hair if he was bald he'd be Judas Oh was you this bald I don't know probably see what happens okay do you I mean you really threw me off with the point is point is you can keep your hair this is how you got to do it you go to keeps calm okay use this medication I've been using this for 10 years of my life keeps calm what they're gonna do is they're gonna give you your first month free you can get a hair restoration and at keeping your hair product for a low as ten dollars a month simple is that ten dollars a month to keep your hair you spend way more money on that for things that do not get you even close to the amount of [ __ ] that a full head of hair would just be serious here ten dollars a month one drink is fifteen dollars ten dollars a month you'll have to buy girls drinks room you've got a full beautiful head of hair simple as that's gonna save you money that tempo can actually save you money keeps calm okay / flagrant you can get your first month free that's what we're gonna do for you and then you can get a program ten dollars I mean come on riot for a month is gonna work and then you're paying ten dollars is less than a Netflix subscription that's right okay way more valuable than Netflix this is what's gonna get you the Netflix and chill that full head of hair yeah but how do you just chillin exactly what else yeah so what I want you to do is you have to give it a few more months than just that first month also don't don't jump the gun with it he's gonna take a few months to get answer that being said let those effects settle in and get that full head of hair back and let's get back to the show keeps calm ke EPS calm slash flagrant alright anyway alright what else is going on you on must open it up the country he the [ __ ] goat Mike Tyson about to box again heroes a hero [Applause] Takashi the grace of all time and if you I was hoping you didn't read if you didn't Akashi you're crazy somebody make the argument somebody make the argument against Takashi I don't understand it I don't either make argument against AK I don't think he's gonna last as long as you do but how long he lasts but they [ __ ] your baby mama right they kidnap you they beat you up they try to kill you or they say they're gonna kill you and they [ __ ] with your mom and you're supposed to be loyal to them know that yeah that's not the full story what's the fish story no I'm saying we don't know the full story there's no way that he was rollin with these guys and all of a sudden they just all just turned on him like that I mean he got right and they didn't right yeah and that's why I'm saying you're supposed to take care of your people if your people rolling we just want to take care of me he didn't take care of them yes why they yeah there's no reason to steal from you dude if you're being taken care I disagree I think you want Daniel higher oh I think when you hire thieves they do thieving [ __ ] like these [ __ ] steal for if you're part of a gang right that is selling drugs and like involved in illegal activity you don't know how to turn that off it's not like or very few people know how to turn that off so it's like it's not like all of a sudden when you make money oh we're gonna go legit I'm gonna accept my you know 5% the Takashi gives me or I'm gonna do that nah they're like hold up I could get a lick over here okay we got a million coming in okay I can actually scrape a few little bit off of this like I could do this show for 80 grand okay if I cut this deal on the side I'll give him the 60 and I'll keep 20 I think they're trying to get money from all to play that I can understand like just trying to skim [ __ ] off the top which is still [ __ ] up but I'm talking about the kidnapping moms and [ __ ] like that that is hey I'm getting ya baby or some [ __ ] okay okay so let's back up I think they broke the trust first by trying to steal and I think that came out a while back remember when like he was supposed to do some show and then he cancelled a bunch of dates he said cuz [ __ ] were stealing from me oh yeah because I believe he was told he was only gonna make like fourteen thousand of some show but really he was making like 22 or some [ __ ] like that so they were more if they told him a different number than what and that's and I hated like it not he's like just cut them all off like cold turkey as you should yeah but then if you don't stop my money now they're gonna that's not his fault if that's how it happened what I was thinking maybe could happen is like you know he's thrown all his money around and maybe they think he's got it like that but he doesn't right maybe he's flexing for more than just a gram maybe they buy into it and he doesn't have that money and they're looking at him like why is he not taking care of you so [ __ ] rich we're sitting here with nothing or whatever [ __ ] you and I mean that's how all the money but if that is the case if there if you're getting thirty thousand a show and somebody says hey you're getting paid twenty and then they take ten off the top [ __ ] you you're not getting me the shows I highly doubt his gang member friends are getting him a [ __ ] gigan del C del whatever so for Nia the money is one element the other element is that hey he wasn't blood initially he got with this gang and like then he started repping Troy way and they were his muscle and so they're the ones taking the risk like shooting that [ __ ] rappers out beating people up and robbing [ __ ] but he's making those calls like we saw him on the TMZ tape like saying yo go send some shots out or whatever whatever whatever so it's like you know how all of it works yeah but I'm saying if you're yes if you're one of the generals and you're making the orders is like now you with the gang - so now if the whole gang got caught up in the Rico you got to go down with the gang as well you can't miss me Rico two people real quick oh that's uh it's I don't know what it stands for but it's basically just a law that the federal government came up with to take down gangs Giuliani actually found it and that's how he broke the Mafia pretty good racketeering influenced in corruption organization yeah so it's like if we can prove you know one contacts you making like actually doing the crime but if we can prove you roll with the gang that did that crime you all go down so this is the thing how the Mafia was really brilliant in the way they insulated the top dogs so there was no real way to really get to the top dogs so they had to create some some law where they could punish someone who was associated for it and I think there's Rico and then there's another one called like a conspiracy to commit crime or whatever then so it's like if there's a phone call about the crime that's gonna be committed even if you don't commit it you're tied into it yeah so these were laws basically made to break the Dons because the Dons were completely insulated from any bad [ __ ] was happening and then they start to use them unlike you know the drug gangs and that kind of SH like that and it renders works I mean they got the whole [ __ ] Bobby shmurda right like all them they got a Rico mm-hmm right so I guess with with the six nine [ __ ] it's tricky because you don't know which came first the chicken or the egg right my assumption is it's probably a little bit of both right it's like a little bit of envy like what Akash was saying right and maybe they weren't being paid as much as they thought they should be and to be honest they're not managers Yeah right like their muscle their muscle but also their the validating component in your career if you're gonna be thug guy yeah you need this gang to be felt guy not only to protect you but to prove that you are blood when you say your blood so they have every right in my opinion to have a negotiation with Takashi and be like listen Takashi you're like a short fat Mexican kid without us what value do we bring to you and if he says five percent then they could be like if he says they see the 10% they could be Agnon it could be 50/50 you don't know they have to decide what that's worth Takashi's clearly the criminal mastermind or just genius not even criminal like he found a way to make a career for himself it's like [ __ ] brilliant what he did yeah so they have to go okay maybe I'll take you know what maybe I'll take 1% of career earnings of this guy who might make a hundred million dollars in their career that's pretty nice they have to have the foresight to look at that and I think what happens is when you're when you're a guy who for a living gets money quick when you're a guy who's like [ __ ] I need to pay rent I'm gonna go rob a [ __ ] when you just think about money now it's hard to think about money in the future and I think they made a [ __ ] up situation I think they stole or I think they did some little Fauss [ __ ] with his baby mama I think he cut him off and then from there on then the other stuff happens but I think they started it acha takashi is no incentive to start it think about it he knows he needs muscle he knows he needs protection why would he [ __ ] those guys over I mean if let's say if those guys think hey I'm supposed to be getting a percentage of the earnings what Takashi hasn't really justed in my but all of a sudden we see him cop in houses whips yeah like the money's rolling in but for some reason they're not rolling in for them I think you can grow resentment especially this is not really my dude is not my friend there's just somebody who attached himself to me this is yeah so it's like nah like I can just see resentment growing you also can see wrongs on both sides but at the end of the day if you're doing criminal activity together you go down together because you're doing it together it way you're a clip real quick to that though is um that's the tricky thing about if you're doing criminal activity together you go down together and why that doesn't work and Takashi spoke about this and his life is that he's like what assurances do I have if I didn't rat that they want to kill me in jail they were trying to kill me outside of jail you don't think they're gonna send someone at me in prison to kill me of course they are so what incentive do I have to not read so with Bobby shmurda for example about that makes sense though right Bobby shmurda could have took a deal to rat on his dudes not do any jail time and they would have got a lot more time but the difference is those are these dudes and the way you're saying it it's a business agreement but I would also say to this if you're gonna get in business with thug [ __ ] know that if things go awry they're gonna handle things the way they know how that's a fact but who knew what you were getting into but the difference between the shmurda and the Tecate situation is schmurder and his boys were on the same page murders boys weren't trying to kill murder and [ __ ] his girl and to all this fascist murder right I'm saying like I see both sides I see reasons on both sides but how long was Takashi in jail I took a year I believe he was supposed to do he was he was in jail more than a year right well one year I think waiting for trial and then it was supposed to be like the sentence was two years so he did it one year waiting for trial so they count that time right then I think he did like six months he got out and then he got out early correct but my feeling is like if they couldn't prove anything on any of them he is no reason to snitch no I'm pretty sure they had enough cuz once the feds call them feds usually don't lock people up until they have like I guess they got like a 90 what is like a 97 percent conviction rate yeah so they only coming through when they know what's going down it's just to me we the we talk in absolutes about snitching because it has such a great rhyme with it snitches get stitches this that the other and I understand if you're operating outside the law you don't have to involve the law I understand that from a culture perspective and the law ain't necessarily been fair to you that's true why [ __ ] the law what's the point right [ __ ] you right Russ to you but at the same time I I find it very difficult to be loyal and to uphold the code to people who are not loyal to you I just don't understand that I wouldn't do that I wouldn't in a [ __ ] are you kidding me you come at me you steal from me you do any of these types of [ __ ] and I'm gonna be loyal [ __ ] that at that point we have a home comic friend rail battle he would always have this bit about how like the snitches get stitches [ __ ] like you should never snitch just a little crazy and then the second he would say that would get crazy then he'd be like basically the joke was like if a guy's molesting somebody I don't remember punch on but that's a snitch situation that's not like you're not whatever you know keeping the [ __ ] cold by not reporting somebody who's molesting kids whatever no audio any black audience we get so uncomfortable the whole time they would be like nah you can feel the resistance from the room and that always blew my mind like like even if a dude is [ __ ] kids you don't snitch on that guy didn't you remember when Cam'ron he was axe that's a question he's like now wouldn't snitch I just move away alright how about this everybody talking to snitches get stitches [ __ ] question everybody with this snitches get stitches whatever snitches get stitches [ __ ] they got no problem posting those two white dudes that kill the the Ahmad Arbor II know but see now that's different this civilian can now no civilians and then there's people who are actually doing crime the snitches only particularly it's only that rules only for people that are doing criminal stuff together I mean so it's like us so for no reason it's criminal no I'm talking about so a civilian civilian just go telling on some molester that's fine or regular civilian who's not doing crime telling the police on a drug deal or some [ __ ] like that at the end of their block if that's fine too because they're not in the streets and not part of that coat it's the ones like if you're involved like Takashi was doing these crimes with them so that's why you don't snitch got to know that makes sense yeah that makes sense it only applies to people who are doing criminal activity huh if you're civilian you're allowed to snitch all you you should not true [ __ ] do ya think they're gonna snitch no kill witnesses they'll do oh well I'll do whatever they can to keep themselves alive yeah but I mean that's that's different that's just they watch it when they're like nah he's the civilian leave him alone until you need to rob somebody yeah it seems like you be robbing civilians that's what I'm saying the code is flimsy the code is flip-floppy but actually like I remember I was in the courts the biggest robbing cases were like drug dealer robbing another drug dealer cuz it's like neither one wants to get police involved right both operate with a lot of cash on hand I can't put you in banks and [ __ ] like that so that's like the best person to rob but you got to be honest that's a big come up to if you're willing to take the risk of Rodman like you're not gonna just get the hundred dollars in his wallet you could get ten thousand coke like that's a big like there's no point in robbing a civilian like the most you get some credit cards that they're just gonna cancel in two seconds yeah thing it's like honestly I feel like robbing is kind of stupid it's gone down my step right yeah of course yeah what are you getting off yeah you might get a watch or some [ __ ] like that but if you came up to me and you're like I'm not suggesting this but you're like if you said give me your wallet and then beat me up or if you just said you know yo man like I don't want to [ __ ] shoot you can you just give me the cash you got I just give you a cash yeah I also enjoy the beating you up we I'm just saying hypothetically in the past you would prefer not getting into an altercation so yes yeah just say I'd rather have it go smooth how would it go hypothetically no just be like yoke empty your pockets back and they don't empty you emptier for now what if yeah what if it we start to like fight in that kind of [ __ ] I mean then you fight and then you keep record of now but I'm just saying it's like people don't really rob civilians that much and now the laws have changed we're now it's a felony if you rob anything over I believe eight hundred dollars just by taking a phone so this is really interesting so yeah it's called grand larceny I think everything is it five hundred or like a thousand exact number yeah how they made it so low where it's like basically you take anything awesome yo almost a felony it's not only they're so low it's that we're all the sudden walking around with things that are way more expensive yeah like it'd be rare to walk around with something was a thousand dollars if you're not a rich dude this guy like a nice watch yeah back in like the 90s 80s or whatever exact but it's super normal did you got your computer or you got your cell phone you got these things that happened we were thousands of dollars so when someone just grabs your backpack back in the day someone grab your North Face backpack or they grab your JanSport or some [ __ ] now if you've got a laptop in there you go to [ __ ] prison bro yeah yeah if they press charges up yeah man maybe it's good so now what if you saw someone that killed like biggie or Tupac like Rico treats all get him but what they didn't I mean they did though all right yeah it's all the guys we did it did I get it yeah the guy biggie is that really yeah they believe that yeah and what I kept like pretty certain they know who the guy was and what about Pok I'm pretty sure they God they think it's either that cop that undercover cop I was working with what's-his-face Suge yeah and there was suspect of one other person I'm sure the person he got into a fight with at the casino earlier yeah [ __ ] out of that yeah they beat up too yeah and what about the do they kill nipsey they found him oh really what's up with him is he still like I'm pretty sure he's on solitary cuz if he's in general pop they're gonna get to him so he so he turned something to protect himself is pretty much yeah damn yeah streets take care of Brienne fastest yo so uh totally separate note I don't know it's pretty dope that like how Takashi his his way of branding that's what I'm most impressed he's a [ __ ] genius hey hey Brandon is [ __ ] incredibly happy he's a genius come come home breaks every single [ __ ] record two mil on instagram live I didn't even know the oh yeah port two million pieces and that [ __ ] was mad funny where everybody's bragging about the little $300 rattling baby fist cute this [ __ ] you cannot deny him and if you deny him you're a hater you got you're a hater bro I still think Instagram fix something with their lives because now live works way better and like people the Erykah Badu and Jill 700 but still two million bro in front him bodied it and like knew exactly what was going to happen like and he broke the record of most views of a music video in a day bro 40 70 and a hundred million you have to see what videos he shoot in his backyard I have to know another funny thing is that so apparently he's living in Long Island and so every time he moves into a place like he's so recognizable with all the colored hair and the cards and stuff like that so some little kid films in flakes some white [ __ ] no laser goes on her porch filming hands up while he was filming himself on his porch as I moved had to move twice already nah yeah see they won't regret letting him go they gonna regret it and eventually he's just gonna have to go eh this is life I got to deal with it not just go to Europe nobody could I think because of the jurisdiction he has to stay in New York mm oh that's another thing he has a felony right yeah so he can't travel at all can't go to Canada maybe some European countries were lousy he's on house arrest for the duration of his sentence how am I gonna let him out earlier the duration you said he would've got two years and he got one for snitching no he was he had one wait at one year waiting for trial and then I think he was in prison for about six to eight months I'm like that we know what he would have got if he didn't snitch he's probably the same amount of time the other dude got or maybe a little bit less because they wouldn't have been able to pin one but you got locked up long yeah like 10 15 somebody does um now do you think people are really trying to kill him yes yeah I would absolutely like he couldn't want to see he get like I mean people there's still people part of that gang that are locked up mmm whatever breath [ __ ] is so weird I don't even think you need house arrest dog I'm be honest with you like if George Zimmerman still walking around does anybody really need to go to - what's it called - like what is it called city street justice yeah I think he has secured oh he walks around with security well how does he afford the security because so many people donate into him [ __ ] racist yeah remember he made a painting that sold for like $100,000 nah guy doesn't even [ __ ] paint really yeah but it was just ways for races to support that and like hey keep you afloat we stand by you uh-huh anyway all right let's switch this [ __ ] up this gang [ __ ] doesn't make sense to you yeah it does I'm just like I think we're all on the same page yes you know okay there there was an amazing fight card did you guys see this I do not see it UFC 249 it was one of the best fight cards I've ever seen by fight card I mean like all the fights that were on it yeah it was one of the best fight cards I've ever seen I've this time like a long time boxing fan yeah MMA is the sport of the future it is undeniably more entertaining is done undeniably more digestible for the average fan so it's it's easier 525 5 minute rounds so it's 25 minutes you know what it is it in a boxing match is only thirty yes yeah you know I mean maybe a little bit longer xxx 36 minutes or whatever I get it's not but the the thing with boxing is you kind of need a this is not like an intelligence thing like you don't need a higher IQ but it's the same thing with baseball like people who watch baseball understand understand the game they understand like the pitching strategy they understand all these other little nuances of baseball so they can really appreciate it the average fan that just comes in to watch baseball they're like I don't get it bros guys are striking out all the time they're just easier they eating like what's happening it's on base three out of ten times I'm suppose to be impressed yeah like this is this not good right same thing with soccer like a lot of people watch soccer like where's the action bro like what's going on right um we grew up watching boxing so I think we're grandfathered into it but the future generations like you can you can not know anything about MMA and fall in [ __ ] love with the absolute carnage that exists within it now it's possible that it gets more boring like boxing as the athletes get better at the sport you know when you reach the top of anything it's very hard for it to be exciting because everything you do I don't know how to counter and everything I do you know how to counter so there's a version of a stalemate but right now MMA is in a pretty rough space still we're like they're random guys that aren't that technical they're just massively talented like this guy Francis in Ghana he's this guy from Cameroon I believe he is massive 6-4 260 pounds solid [ __ ] rock and he went up against his other guy named gyre Zeno Rosen strike or something like that the guy calls him out jazzy no Rosen strike calls him out I want to fight this guy and he's like I can't believe anybody would call me out 20 seconds knocks about 20 seconds he just go straight at him yeah he just run straight on throw this big looping right hand turn you'll catch them with a hook it doesn't even phase him knocks him his head completely unconscious punches him a couple more times fights over go home I mean unbelief I where these two guys are just tagging off in each other's faces that both of them look like clowns afterwards I mean eyes puffy completely swollen dripping blood all over the place the main that the the main card just engage eavers Tony Ferguson Tony Ferguson is destroyed by the end of this fight like his face looks like a saw mask remember that yeah yeah that's what he looked like it was unbelievable I mean any is so much heart he's just going in there's getting cracked by the guy gate to the entire time impossible to not like this it's impossible and I like the sport right I mean it was just like I'm seeing what fight I'm seeing what fight spores will be in the future and there's no way it can't be this and you know what makes it so great hmm the tyranny of it democracy in a lot of ways killed boxing how so too many belts too many so because there is merit in who fights who in boxing right we've had to create more belts when there was just one belt per division you know what can happen a really boring guy gets the belt mm-hmm and that guy maintains the Bell forever and it's boring because his style sucks yeah right the beauty of MMA is to people you don't even know can fight each other and it can be the most exciting fight in the world because it's a closest thing to a street fight or a bar fight and we'll watch those all day right right so what they do the UFC is one organization so they control all the match making etc they decide who fight ooh they say you're the second ranked contender but if they don't want you to fire them you don't fight them you can't sue yeah in boxing you have these multiple organizations and you're fighting for belts in each one and they're the organizations are competing against each other and switching rankings and that kind of stuff you kind of gotta like pay a guy off if you want to fight someone else instead there's a little bit more merit in it the fact that there's a one guy in MMA or in the UFC specifically going you're fighting this guy can create these amazing fights because that one guy can go out of those Styles aren't gonna match up don't let them fight will be boring hmm and then you create a figure like cowboy Cerrone have you heard of the you know cowboy Cerrone I don't hug him cowboy Cerrone in boxing would be like a journeyman boxer who like never really amounted to much but would fight a couple fights and then he'd be out of there he became a superstar in MMA because they matched him perfectly with guys around his talent level hmm and then every once awhile when he jumps up to like the elite elite he gets his ass kicked this is one McGregor be the [ __ ] out of him yes and like loved him like was actually gracious and nice and yeah but that's what happens that guy's such a great character and makes amazing fights no matter who he's with so what you do is you make him fight guys that are around his level that he can beat yeah and then you take this character and you make him this like almost folk hero within MMA but you never really expose him to the craziest [ __ ] right and then you do when he can make a lot of money hey you've done a lot of good work for the business you're gonna fight McGregor you're gonna make your big paycheck and you could do this with a bunch of little fighters right and have them have these really exciting fights and build them up on like boxing where it's like okay you kind of gotta fight this guy cuz he's your mandatory challenger and yada yada yada yeah I think it's brilliant man do you think it was like so good because you haven't seen live sports and I think there's part of it I think it's definitely part of it I think I was craving something that was just happening in the moment I'll be honest I didn't even like I didn't bother me at all that nobody was in there I really liked it and like did you listen to it you watch a fight and I didn't really affected that much it was a little weird too beginning but by the end I didn't notice dude I think it improved it because sometimes the audience whoo's and oohs and ahhs and punches that don't really connect and it throws you off in it maybe confer the judges off but when there's just a few guys in there like literally the fighters could hear their coaches coaching them mmm and you could hear the fighters talk to their coaches yeah right you could hear Rogan and Cormier and the other guy talking during the fight and well point they'll go oh [ __ ] I think the fighters can hear us we should lower our voices crazy is there being critical of a guy who's actually in the ring base punch did ya see what's funny it's like I usually like the excitement of the crowd because then usually Rogen has to like yell oh wait a minute adds to that excitement yet he's yelling and he just has that energy yeah oh [ __ ] he's hypoxic oh it's like I guess if I thought it would take away a little bit from the thing but when you get in there it's really kind of nice and like you get kind of locked in and quiet like I don't know like I'm sure when you've had fights whenever you have a fight you can't hear anything don't ya anybody ever had like even when I would spark sound didn't exist yeah it's so weird and that's kinda what happens in the fight nobody's there I don't get me wrong it's fun to go to fights I can't wait till people get back but it didn't take away from the experience that bad mmm I've been able to hear the corners was really it was cool yeah it really adds something Tony Ferguson his corner had some of the worst advice I've ever heard in my entire life like at one point the guy goes breathe Tony actually no that's not bad advice sorry not bad advice on something because you know you box as well this times where it's like you're just throwing throwing throwing throwing throwing and then you gas yourself out not realizing but it's like if you were breathing that whole time you can keep going at this level you breathe when you punch and you breathe when you kick this is the elite of the elite right it's like you don't have you tell that to somebody at their first day a boxing class where you go don't hold your breath when you throw your punches actually exhale matter of fact if anybody's listening right now and you hear a lot of times when people punch you hear them go huh so that's just a like Pavlovian response to throwing a punch to remind yourself to breathe but the the in like yo I love Eddie Bravo I think this guy's off like a great character but it seemed like Tony was not paying attention to his corner at all like it really seemed like like Eddie at one point was like you might want to try one of these roles called like a something human re-roll it's basically lumen re lumen re-roll and he like suddenly suggested it I got a feeling you can't tell Tony Ferguson what to do I got a feeling like his camp is just a little similar to like Ali's camp where it's like you'll tell Ali what to do Ali comes with the idea and then you help him execute it how easily though 100% you know I mean Tony Ferguson hadn't law since 2012 like he was a he was Italy Italy fighter he's just coming up against this guy Justin Goethe who I knew he was gonna lose to I was Texan Brandon Shaw about his Styles no match every time I saw Tony Ferguson fight he had no defense for hands unbelievable athlete unbelievable stamina unbelievable courage had [ __ ] heart and very hard puncher he could punch hard but he had no head movement no defense for him so he would get caught all the time this guy's just engage he throws bombs yeah it's dangerous he is a dangerous [ __ ] guy to be in the ring with and if you have no defense he's gonna tag you up he's the perfect guy to beat Tony Ferguson and you know what sucks Tony Ferguson I think had the best chance of beating khabib and now he's never gonna get to fight him stylistically yeah cuz Kebede will take you to the ground and Tony Ferguson has amazing jujitsu right so I'm wanted khabib to take Tony the ground and then maybe Tony be able to pull some cool [ __ ] throw some elbows cut him up now just engage he's gonna fight khabib and I'm gonna fight what's that wanting to be and it won't be a fight you're an MMA fan yeah kind of generally okay but it's just like khabib is so amazing he's gonna take gate you to the ground granted gay choose you know has a wrestling background he was successful he was a an unseen double-a All American wrestler like North Col WA Colorado or something like that but could be be is a generational talent in wrestling he's gonna take him to the [ __ ] ground it's gonna hold in there it's gonna be a boring fight you know who would would be a fireworks of a fight Conor verse Katy and I hope they make that fun weren't they talking to Joe Connor was going 8:00 on Twitter engage he was firing back right I don't know if Katie's responded yet but uh you just had the usually had the what to go Connor tweets okay yeah and but that would be a [ __ ] barn burner just two guys is boxing going at it yeah I mean this would be the boxing kick but this is what you want from MMA is just striking kicking punching and I think Conor I think Conor gets the best really I think so I mean this Katie guy's good but he does get tagged he can get tagged as he likes engage and Connor has he has he has a lot of power in that [ __ ] left hand Connor can box he if there's one thing we learned from the Mayweather fight elite head movement yeah a least I make time second I remember you saying that yeah in the moment even yeah so it's like okay he impressed me with that so if you're going up against a guy who's just gonna move Bob and move you know with you and try to exchange with you I think Connor can get it yeah when you're going up against a guy who is willing to take your shots and then take you to the ground and exhaust you Connors got no gas tank right you got two rounds in them tops right five rounds forget it yeah you know but I'm excited that we got some more fights gage II said some [ __ ] like you've lost everybody get the [ __ ] out of here like I thought if you can look into a mark I think he responded I thought so I could there was another story I read that I should have copy pasted instead but yeah I thought this was the most up-to-date when the SPM to engage the fun character man like he's a really sweet guy really dude he's like man if I wasn't doing this I'd be doing social work like that's what I got my yeah I just I'd be helping at-risk youth like that's I just want to help kids like I I just love doing that I'm like yours I am violent in here you will never see that even a shred of this outside the ring like I literally I think that's our purpose coming in and just help people and this is the best adrenaline rush in the [ __ ] world I love it you know I mean that's who knows he could beat the [ __ ] out his wife next week no [ __ ] clue but until then like he seems like a sweetheart of a guy it's a nice it's a nice like thing to like it's not in theoretically is nice to have this guy who's as bad as in the ring and then out of the ring he's the nice guy it's just like yeah yeah exactly yeah you have one of those Pet Tigers look in your face and ship yeah any point in time it could be over yeah can we talk about the goat who Tyler Haros girl okay so okay I don't understand what's going on here so Akash brings up that Tyler Harrow who is a basketball player for the Miami Heat what is he like a two or three guard fry a probably small forward okay Tyler just got some corn ropes Tyler showed up I mean this is the white kid like you look at his college pictures high school picture this is just a white kid yeah but he gets drafted by Miami yeah and there's even a video I don't remember what Tyler euro says but uh Jimmy brothers like I know you hang out with black folks or some [ __ ] like that this is like before the year started plays basketball for a living but like some damn you're down whatever some [ __ ] like that but then now all of a sudden you see Tyler here Oh he's got cornrows I guess I don't look what is that cornrows and you know but it's not it's like bi it's different it's not just regular ask Kawhi Leonard braids it's like some ill [ __ ] yeah yeah I don't know if it had it was a different thing I know about and he's got cocky Alysse Henry who is ID bad [ __ ] two million followers you liked this girl you think that this girl this girl is beautiful the most beautiful girl you've ever seen now five million followers first keep it correct but Evan point five million followers is that's always saying but you were saying before the podcast you do so so tell me what wait what did you mean by that you would do anything to be there well you tell my my girl or this girl so you like but you like this you think this is a joy to you yeah she's a joint he has 7.5 million followers I think this is picture her knees like she's not cute I think this is right I think she's regular I think he's funny I'm Madoka this I thought I was saying that white girl didn't wasn't giving good head this is dime-a-dozen bro this girl's a waitress at that slushee spy in Miami that we went to I've known about half a year but I don't think that this is she's a cute girl she's cute and she's got a little bit of a butt but the bus not crazy that was not crazy that's a crazy go back that's not that crazy of an ass bro I never had no it's not that crazy trunk it's crazy she's bad and 7.5 million followers off of being bad you can't pull that that's the trophy she he got the trophy [ __ ] I mean does he let's see the feet that is a good job hardening yeah that's the thing if you don't see feet if she weren't rocks in the pictures it might be a problem but might be a problem but you never know you might have bad feet but you know what oh that first picture right there kind of crazy oh yeah that story not a story no I don't know dog there's so many of these girls man I'll be honest with you man you need to grow the cool personality man you'd have to beat up a lot of dudes how about the antigen watch it now that's a coffee dog but she had avocado toast super white that's what I think she might dream macho also she might not have been in a matcha mood yo Trudeau yo the next food that by people gonna take his avocado toast you think yeah we're gonna take that why you think it's like it's just becoming so part the same way how we took over our hummus yeah we're taking avocados next take so funny just over hummus we didn't even know until Kevin's on the podcast Mike people like him know I love hummus I've loved hobbies before keV to them yeah no you think avocado toast is your next [ __ ] it's the next [ __ ] okay okay why what is what is your what is your nothing it's healthy its nutritious it's delicious delicious I should be on to some food some credit but pumpkin is fantastic we act like it's not every November you getting some pumpkin can we be honest if we're being honest I feel invested food I think so I really think so if we're being honest who is the best at food if we're being honest with ourselves if we're truly being honest how do you mean that do you mean like who has like the best restaurant it's a white guy or like cuisine white cuisine is the best I think white people are the bouquet who can jump the highest okay no I think what black people have in their jumping ability my white people have in their tongue yeah yeah dude no no I believe is they can taste incredibly specific things because their food has so little flavor exactly after you identify all of it but keep going keep going on this that's right you guys need all this flavor because y'all don't got the sensitive tongue you were like all your chicken so bland it's like now you don't you don't know the little little tiny bit of flavor like it's that simple why people know differences between water like think about that think about that oh I don't like Evian why not oh it's different it has flavor within water yeah I listen it's hard for me explain this to not like I'm a try bro listen listen when we go oh my god that's too hot that's too whatever we have the most sensitive tongue like that but that's why your cuisine is whack because you can't your tongue is too sensitive no but what have to make it for this sensitive ass well what happens when we make cuisine for everybody else when we figure out what it is you like right yeah listen we we use cuisine that's how white people control the world they use cuisine right black people all angry because they shot the black guy on the street what do we do a week later Popeyes Chicken Sam let's go they drop that chicken sandwich and you got to ruin the chicken sandwich no that's what wiping way for die you know you dropped that chicken sandwich well we had another chicken sandwich right now for or we go on right now go on right now see people fighting outside of Popeyes you can see all over - oh there's nobody fighting awesome you'll be fine delivery tomorrow though hold on hold on out that crazy we got a burrito yeah okay they're not fighting outside Popeyes oh he just roasted everybody in the car Laser sounds like Popeyes exactly that's Popeyes bro but ain't nothing changed that's a fight that's just a normal normal damn Papa sign it sounds like someone disrespected that girl's girl and so they had to go in and they put the movemove chicken sandwich out bro it wasn't even a Papa look Google right now they got the chicken sandwich back then they been had it back not they've really been had it Randy did it back they redid it went away bro for real I'm just saying I'm sure yeah sure you don't yeah my people how is the black guy fieri son Cisco and that's dog song right nothing guy very made comes close the dogs us but I'm just saying you got to put some respect on white people's tongues bro white people cuisine your tongue is incredibly sensitive that's why your food is got a bomb yeah no no that's exactly your point [ __ ] on it that's not good you had a point I took a [ __ ] on it so you have a zine mag bland only can only put so much keep it 100 have what I have you have no [ __ ] curry for dinner did you what you have I honestly don't remember yeah you don't remember do you it was so bloody stupid Chipotle yeah yeah yeah that's white people doing Mexican stupid [ __ ] dummy it is why people do a Mexican food yeah why who's the white cook at sapote late honestly everybody's food is Mexican I'm gonna [ __ ] without a cuisine it is that [ __ ] isn't it so who's in it the person who makes the food that's whose cuisine it is I mean it seems that I'm just saying if the person who makes the food that's kind of what is it what is Chipotle what'd you say to pull a American girl Donald's home by McDonald home by McDonald's they sold it to make Mexican Grill though Chipotle Mexico they sell it to who they sell it to who do you think bought it fellows money anybody arguing with that yeah I wanna sell some [ __ ] I'm a sell it to white people damn it myself isn't cheap ass brown people undervalue my [ __ ] I'm gonna get a good deal damn right make money yeah that's something I could claim but don't claim food y'all got it you have to be honest if you look at top-tier chefs probably gonna have the most won but only because white people like that food that's why like you don't care what white people say about Indian food do y'all know exactly Indian restaurants to me analyte chill no I mean I said I recommend that one one that was good which one it was was it a the [ __ ] uh no no it's like a famous London Brick Lane there's called Brick Lane yeah but I didn't listen to you until Indians took me that right and you know why is good because it's in London London bro lot of Indians out there you think white people invent all food I think I think white people Bennett eating I think y'all was breastfeeding before we came around her like yo hop off that titty have a sandwich [ __ ] crazy I really think no I think that's what happened bro I think in India y'all were just sucking milk out of titties bro like the cows and [ __ ] and then oh they ain't cows are sacred and I was a sacrum and then white people came up and you were like they were like nah try some rice or whatever like you know I mean okay like come on bro like you got some Tiki you got some masala like let's do this let's make my people know about if the torch and Charlotte why people do create Indian cuisine you have to admit that for white white people invented oven get out of my face now why people invented ovens India is an oven there was no chickens in India before white people we had everything you didn't have chickens we had everything did you do you even think you had cow white people brought cows Berle I'm gonna be honest with you I got you guys back to [ __ ] out every hey bro keep talking that [ __ ] bro see what happened per taco will happen we go we took that electricity busy on in appreciate a bag y'all were not appreciated no you know won't we be honest about why you don't have electricity while I agree nearly broke you blame out a [ __ ] hurricane you play a goddamn music super [ __ ] loud God blew the fuse before [ __ ] hurricane and hurricane comes through a little waters I called a lick but he said he broke the [ __ ] music hey many I just paid your bills no but let's go let's keep making these arguments okay go best food honestly you who has a legitimate claim to the throne and I'm gonna say this objectively as a white Mexicans bro yeah give it to them but that's fair I'm just saying that's fair as a white and obviously I have the best tongue and have the best palate tongue for sure most sensitive tongue god-given talent or right god from God I can't object lycée Mexicans have the bet probably the best cuisine you know most sensitive is just another way to say weakest right say again most sensitive is just another way say weakest right did you say white people are weak tongues are I mean were weak is that what it does yeah if you think that we're weak right weak in the tongue weak in the tongue yeah that's fair beacon a tongue right how did you guys get freedom from us not eating your shitty ass food not using your tongue to what Oh hunger strikes hunger strike yeah yeah but do you know what that really was about your food sucks no it wasn't our food uh-huh you stopped eating your food and we're like you know what they deserve freedom they're no longer sad to be honest we fixed them that's what I said I was lost I was email to stop loving Indians so yeah I would love if why people stop loving Indian food that made me so happy we don't really like it you bring those [ __ ] blah big-ass tortilla chips to the table is just one they don't even cut them in triangles that one is [ __ ] I'll slap what is it pop art pop bud we take that pop bird three sauces it tastes exactly the same but they're different colors you got skittles they just chopped up some onions they put some food down that [ __ ] one of sauces put the [ __ ] food dye in there exact same we've got one big protein chip I got a snap that all the [ __ ] crumbs go over the goddamn table hey you know what chips are free so yeah you should be happy them chips are free not hard as Frey needs to give anything free so that's why I don't feel my heart yeah hey what's a well get that [ __ ] from our heart what do you give for your heart the [ __ ] the popper that's our heart we give the free free food yeah bro the free and it was the worst well how can I leave out of the [ __ ] bird seeds in the bowl and [ __ ] yeah like [ __ ] oh you don't like a mouth freshener after the meal but why is that the mouth freshener like you never heard a gum why now always want to smell bad what is it about you committee to smell it harm what is it about that is like like this gum right there you could do a cheek lick and we made Chiclets Mexicans bro I'm telling you I'm fine I'm fine with Mexicans right y'all could give them a say objectively they have the best I wanna say that objectively objectively there up there up there with whites can I tell you why do I got great food objectively Italiano's we all okay but why well listen Italians excellent cuisine that is great why cuisine anybody who says is not as hey is he's like can I say it as an objective observer honestly okay my background is Scottish in German white and white white in white yeah poor cuisine oh yeah poor cuisine okay poor yeah Scottish food not good German food not good hotdogs hamburgers exactly yeah not good yeah okay not good that being said okay obviously there's a bigger thing at play here you know I mean like we you know white white people got to diversify what we're good at you know Italians are gonna do the food thing right Scots are gonna do I don't know what we're good at and Germans you know we're not gonna mention I don't know if you need another one after to be honest with you I don't think you need another after I think I think Mexicans just came you know they say third right to charm get away from him this guy's trying to get us cancer I think Mexicans just came from Italians say again Mexicans just came from Italians like they evolved from Italians how so what's the Mexican flag red white and green but it's also got it eagle what's do you telling a snake red white and green same fly bro stood a few feet away from his [ __ ] is like good well why I have a huge [ __ ] okay okay let's listen we got a call Mike Feeny okay can I piss and then we call yes we'll set it up all right guys we'll pay some bills real quick actually this is quite important because right now times are tough for people you got to save some money it's you know you got to find every possible way you can save money and we love companies that help you do that this company helped me save some money policy genius I don't know if you've heard of them but they will basically shop and get you the best insurance rates for home insurance you can mix and match with auto insurance and they can save you thousands a year I think the average person is saving 1127 dollars a year by doing it and they're doing all the work you literally just go to policy genius calm you type in all the things that pertain to the 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pristine well now it's not very pristine now you have this like weird facial hair thing going on but generally speaking you have this pristine look but I know that there inside of you is this this rage burning okay this anger this this long island rage IRA absolute irish-catholic rage is burning under the surface I feel like you are a Mike Feeny is like one second away from a road rage incident at any point of time that's the energy that you walk around with it's a good percent you're smiling but at any point time you would love to take somebody's face and smash it into something hard that's this is my Kamini making his first appearance maybe not his first opinion I am and can't around won his first solo appearance on a flagrant two podcast Mike how are you my friend good pal just trying to stay alive during this do die we go back so long I remember when you used to be a flat brim hat guy you know that is true I used to be a Yankee fitted yeah I used to have a Yankee fitted those were the old um what was it called lantern day yeah it was lantern days yeah I see today Feeney was your little brother just look like that's why I had to stop wearing hats like you wouldn't stop saying that so Feeney how was your quarantine man going you've been with your wife are you guys still together you beating her up what's what's going on with that I I gotta say I don't know what my wife's Italian instincts have kicked in during this quarantine and she's leveled up her cooking game to a place that I can't possibly describe it really and to be able to cook now she's like a [ __ ] chef she's like doing insta pot she's doing she's like making a little she just made hummus for the first for the first time and murder that she's making all different types of cuisines I see that you're putting up a lot of food pictures too so there's something right now about the food game is being stepped out if there's a this writer said that uh that animals are returning back to their natural habitats Melissa Chen like women are coming back in the kitchen it's [ __ ] great we got dolphins in the canals in Venice and women in the kitchen be better now fini what what is this anger about I want to get to the source of this anger why why are you so angry what's this [ __ ] anger about I don't man it doesn't things just piss you off everything pisses me off like oh you nailed it really with the driving man I don't know what it is but there's a deeper issue Feeny may not mean Ivan something else is going on it's because everybody else is an idiot but me especially driving you know but yeah yeah that's where it's easily on display now you have this special that you've been putting out you've been putting out content you've started to blow up on tick-tock I was very proud of you for that I thought I was only doing it on take down because Feeny's one of these guys that like everybody you're one of the guys that will actually do it right like a lot of people ask me for advice and then I'll give them advice and then they won't do anything but you're one of the guys who will ask me for advice and you'll actually go there do it and I remember it was like maybe over a year ago you were like what should I do I was like just put out content for a year and then talk to me in a year and then I think you said within like only eleventh month in two weeks left I'm sure you were burning with rage you're like I can't wait to tell him nothing happened I can't wait to tell my penis for a whole [ __ ] year nothing happened and then all of a sudden you explode on tick-tock yeah I was marking the days on the calendar to tell you that guitar ready to smash your backyard style bro yeah what happened so what happens you're hanging out tell me when the video goes viral what's the experience like you finally know nobody was on nobody no comedians are really on tick-tock I guess cuz everyone thinks it's you know four twelve year old Asian girls and it might be but there's also 600 million people on the app and it was more downloaded than Instagram last year so I just started putting one minute clips on there and then the one that blew up the one that blew up is the joke I have called the solution to gun control which if you remember inside jokes which was Aquila's Nash back in the day I'm not not Gillick you look so a lot but oh yes of course yes I just broke that news Oh Andrew you have you did that bit it was a great bit it was weep for inside jokes and you posted on tick-tock and the [ __ ] goes viral blew up yeah man that got I think it has like it has over 5 million views the rest was history man I woke up to my phone with all these you know like just jumped up 40,000 followers in one night and now it's we're sitting pretty at like 250 so yeah and the videos are caching which is great but yeah I think I did it the right way by putting out the clips you know as as recommended by you one by one and then putting the whole special out cuz since then the fan base has grown so you have a special it's out rage against the routine yes for you and completely free it's available on YouTube everybody can go watch it make sure you go check out Mike Feeny rage against the routine now did you include in your marketing for the special how no no the network's wanted you something I gotta clarify boy I want comics to put their stuff out on YouTube and I want them to do everything that I've done that's work for me it's for all you guys to do it a hundred percent but and I you haven't done this but like there are comics out there who have kind of taken a narrative in the wrong way I've never promoted a special as nobody wanted this because that doesn't make sense yeah I want you to watch something why should I watch it cuz nobody wanted it ever nobody has ever hey you know all those other networks you like they didn't like it so you should watch it hey I'm so every network that said no because they thought it was bad even though you like all the stuff they usually post and then you should watch my [ __ ] that's not how we watch stuff you basically gave yourself a zero star rating on Yelp and then asked people to go to your restaurant 100 that's not that's never how I promoted especially what I always did was I put out a project that had a theme right like the four for one it was that this is a night in New York the views for the Syst was this is a push back against all the PC [ __ ] that I saw in in like you know normal corporate or whatever comedy etc all the networks but I never was like the reason you should watch this because nobody wants it but right comics have seen my journey and they're like oh the way you get people to support you is you say that nobody wanted your [ __ ] and then they get behind you that's not how it works you're just saying that you're special sucks you could try to do that us-versus-them mentality but yeah they're really over playing the hand you create us versus them in a different way you can galvanize people not by the network's not supporting them because people can't relate to that the average person that just has an accounting job isn't going yeah you know Amazon passed on me too it just makes no sense so I yeah yeah that's why for me like even talking to you right now like I want people to understand your rage so that when we get to the point of your special we're like you know you got to check out Feeny's special it's called rage against the routine then they get a sense of who you are as a person and they're like oh [ __ ] I get I get pissed off about Monday and [ __ ] to maybe I want to [ __ ] with this special as well.did here's a is a hundred percent seinfeld with emotion [Music] let me like wool almost each whoa I came into the same stage and I always come in too crazy about that man he's a monolith but [ __ ] that last special I just watched man not great not not we don't trash comedians specials on this show okay I didn't trash a human being is the show Seinfeld oh no [ __ ] that dude that shows great that show listen Russell doesn't a drink now the only thing that's more basic [ __ ] then [ __ ] liking Seinfeld is trying to be the contrarian I don't like he made that point with a pen in his hand that's how you know it's real first of all no one says they don't like Seinfeld now you do I'm the only one whose name another person that says it man people's name one my brother don't like it he's smart but he who likes presence think about it nobody says they were like Seinfeld B's everybody wants Seinfeld to give him some [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] what Seinfeld gives me the show stinks the show is bad it's objectively bad comedy is objectively it is an objective Elaine doesn't have once male friend [ __ ] out of here I don't know she does but that's really rings true ones that she lives with her roommates she's a female roommate she's got your mate yeah maybe the most realistic thing in the show maybe the most might be I just can't buy it dude it doesn't make any sense it does I don't relate to it in any way and I grew up on your hand these are my dear yeah these are my people and I'm telling you it's fake like one of the aliens what if the time for the reality so yeah it's such a realistic depiction of the city I thought it's like the wire but all those whole comedy is look how relatable this is everybody goes through this small things that we all go through but the show itself as a whole isn't supposed to be some nonfiction [ __ ] not exactly you know you guys are right it's comedic genius like isn't it crazy how like I was trying to park here and now you're trying to park here oh we're gonna work out this dispute Baldwin when you meet them right we do I don't see I think the word relates but yo the rest of us mounted fire Alec Kramer man holla ballgame shalt sound like a man who's seen every episode of my Posse I've seen every episode and I'm just like just like do you really watch it you go you you laugh out loud like you laugh like you would laugh at the office you laugh out loud I'll have outlets man Leah Kramer yo Kramer Kramer great man I'll carry [ __ ] great George is one of the best characters of all time he'll high characters why cuz because he's mad that gets [ __ ] over every single time his life is miserable it's great all right Peter Jerry Stiller by the way you [ __ ] on Seinfeld on quite the day for the Jerry Stiller sort of died yesterday Crona no no - if you were supposed to go he's supposed to go isn't he old how old is he I can't argue in 92 is nice to every we gonna feel bad about this but he's still funny though he was still funny yo funny tell them hey he has so many funny lines uh-hum be honest would you best part of the show Gary still the only redeeming part of Seinfeld is Jerry Stiller and his wife their relationship only redeeming part hilarious yeah yeah it's [ __ ] great man right we're more things you liked it suck can I tell you this they all tell about alright well were you gonna do a bit like zoella Byron Allen we're gonna like so Mike Feeny you've been brushing your teeth with an electronic toothbrush you ever notice about Sonicare how it's not though made it but it's it's a crazy thing cuz you know I've been talking to my mom who's in Florida it's how I haven't seen her I was supposed to be done there this weekend right but I haven't seen her since the thing in Florida is like crazy they just there's no restrictions they letting everybody do whatever the [ __ ] they want yeah and my mom is like classic like I hope gives a [ __ ] if they say it's good we're good to go you know yeah right yeah and my mom very little watches the news so she really doesn't have any grasp of what's going on here right and I thought I think my mom's fully Florida now dude she's losing it talk like me like this okay I'll tell you she she calls me the other night at like 10 o'clock at night and she goes she saw this this article about a woman that was in a coma I'm have you heard about this she was in a coma and one of the orderlies like raped her and got her pregnant and the good woman had a baby while in a coma best way to feel it and had no idea right so I feel the best way to have the baby I mean what is an epidural epidural is a body coma right you just don't feel anything right isn't that what an epidural essentially does yeah I guess so I mean if you wanted a baby dude this is where I'm going my mom goes first she's like if you hit the story to go yet I go that's horrifying it's such a horrifying thing and she goes right but here's what she goes listen she goes there's so many like unfortunate women that can't have babies right there yeah why can't we make coma surrogates and just sign it up like an organ donor if I'm in a coma I'll have your baby what's the deal with let's use it for something ugh okay it's I had a Passat it's not about episode walks out stubs toe on the threshold hey are we still a threshold it's not like if you get married you actually carry a woman your wife over a threshold I'm interested what's the board of a threshold where is this going that's got a stupid yeah we shouldn't have thresholds storyline be right funny though Seinfeld would do 15 minutes of funny on the threshold how that would have been funny he had something with the wife wife carryin I was there with the wife Carrie it was gonna be good and that's the genius Seinfeld as he keeps going but you know what I was gonna come back with her I was gonna come back with Kramer walks in and trips over the [ __ ] threshold and then it's like oh the threshold has come full circle this is an episode of Seinfeld see how unfunny it is you never got a lot in a ders but that's how that's what it if you breakdown an episode of Seinfeld make it funny it's funny how cuz it's funny okay so your mom thinks that we should rape women and comas and then have children dude that's what I was like I was like rape that's what you're saying and she's like and this is her line that I was like oh my mom's fully lost it she goes there just laying there anyway these are people who these are people who will never wake up again I mean who knows something about comas you could be in a coma for three days honestly that was kind of funny and if that was an episode of Seinfeld maybe it's that the subject material is too soft for me to be invested in like I don't care about parking tickets I don't care about any of this [ __ ] but if it was like women and comas getting raped and like becoming surrogates because they're just laying there right you know that was not gonna you know to me that'd be kind of fire tail Kramer bust in the door the [ __ ] coma unit is your pop still alive yeah yeah he's they're just divorced he also lives in Florida so do they hang out they see each other now they're on different coasts do they make that decision knowing that who's on what Coast but yeah my mom moved down there like ten years before my dad but this is the Long Island way you turn like 60 you have to move to Florida otherwise they don't know they come for you yeah you also don't want to be in this [ __ ] cold yeah dude I mean there's no point to be here ready to get out and after yeah now so they go down there do you think your dad was chasing after that old tail or do you think that he was trying to live a different life break and hit he was a living differently he was already remarried to someone older he older Wow an older woman yeah a set of my mom I don't know how much older she's at my mom but she's older than him and my dad was like five years younger there I mean my dad was five years older than my mom so he went like probably like a seven-year eight-year swing and this new woman and he's he just crushed in that box or I can't imagine she's very like chill and like reading out by the porch you know what I mean right like no son just kind of like chill she's an artist tired from [ __ ] your dad yo that's me but he could be turning her into smithereens I don't think my dad's physical body he's like he used to be my size he's now 262 and it's just it's all six-foot 260 Sanna stomach Budweiser for the last 35 years we'll do that but maybe she just hops on that right with that try and they just go to the [ __ ] town and maybe the sweat from underneath his stomach helps her oh yeah I went to miss dips a pinkie and his belly button so comas arrogation like when you get your license if I'm in a coma you can yes use my [ __ ] organs or my vagine or my bullet you put it on your driver's license yeah so I'm saying like an organ donor now here's the donate I think a lot of people are taking this in a bad way because they're like oh you're gonna [ __ ] them and then they're gonna get pregnant what you're saying is like you should like use artificial insemination yeah and whatever you know I guess but what I'm saying is would you like the job done yourself no nah I'm saying let's say you and your girl you can't have kids cuz you got a broke dick or whatever it is you know you guys want to have a baby or she can't have a baby yeah take the come you put it in her and then you [ __ ] it and how you get it in her I think changes how we look at the situation right yeah but you like how it'll village it's [ __ ] up but if you go Turkey base then I think this we can understand it especially if this person's our vegetable forever well listen it's all supervised what what is lost interest the medical professionals have to be present I'll just wave guy running in there with the base to have Cubs squirting but when you're with the doctor and the doctor is doing like the turkey basting do you think when he does the final push you just go don't touch it don't touch it aftershocks wild [ __ ] yeah man that would be crazy to think though you know there'd be painless pregnancies that's what women always say this the worst pain ever you know is having a baby boom you wake up how you feeling great by the way you had a kid wound you up yeah yeah if they wake up yeah yeah I'd be kinda clocked if they were nightmare your nightmare is if you it artificially inseminate them and they wake up from the coma mid childbirth that would be the Aleut hell yeah that's crazy pure hell what are you doing that but it did wake you up so oh no silver lining Oh guys I think we figured it out that would be a good way to cure female comas I think we fit yeah what do we do with the men in a coma can we stuff like Fung's our ass that's the most dude way to wake your boy in a coma the doctors like your friends in a coma subway oh I get me a cucumber fan now we're gonna see Jam 2 cubes oh you really in a coma Todd really I see you smiling be honest you would try it don't believe it should you take it out of his ass put it right under his nose [Laughter] yeah Feeny what are you thinking how long we in this quarantine you think we're ready to get back to these shows or what man I still have a clubs there's a club in Seattle that still has me going out there in July and I'm not confident about that anymore but I'm sorry who would do it but you're not confident they will allow it they're asking me they're like you're still good but I'm like I don't know that the world's gonna be good to do that you know by then July Sansui you got no kids your first I love you they move the other side of the country yeah I already mom everything is good I got Corona baby I still can't I haven't been able to smell since March I have no sense of smell it was very sick yeah it really sucks that's crazy you zapped Corona I don't know if I mean I think I definitely had it I did and it's probably still in me because I don't have my full sense of smell back and that's like the biggest symptom I had all this [ __ ] besides a fever every other symptom I haven't not to mention the most interesting thing about you we did I did the helium I did Philly helium we both you asked me and you still didn't think of this story you ever said we know to remind yourself that you had Corona and then we could talk about it and you start with road rage you you [ __ ] fire it out at me into that listen I freaking I can't take it I was just trying to set the table I was like yeah he likes road rage and you're like yeah you better [ __ ] get chicks you know what you set that up very perfectly like an episode of sign the camera baby [ __ ] got me right there but no no I definitely had and wasn't it - it was brought at worse than I did she had the fever for like three straight days and everything it felt just like a really terrible flu and then what what's happened with that when she had the fever like what'd you do with her did you [ __ ] in well we they said if you're at three days at over a hundred and at the time was like a hundred and we don't hear about the temperature bro we just want to know how you treated her when she was officer highest [ __ ] oh I gave her I gave her a Tylenol and the [ __ ] cold compress there's nothing you could she just slept for so much at the time but she's also one of the Kim Italian they don't want you she's like refuses to accept any help at all whatsoever so which I just kind of was playing video games but yeah dude it was you know you got a I got like a 2-day motion from marriage that's fantastic nobody is be honest when she had corona did you try to [ __ ] is she gonna get pregnant in seven months that's keep it real a corona baby keep it real when she said she couldn't taste anything were you like I have a nice thing and I can't taste anything you're like I haven't showered in three days I have an idea of an activity for us babe it's time to bond dude we were is that what your mom gave you the coma Theory when you're like yeah my wife just keep sleeping she was like hey I want a child they're doing interesting things with people that sleep all day did it was brutal I just hate it that I can't smell anything strike me crazy in New York it's all right like walking around the street because there's nobody has cleaned the streets so everything smells like garbage which was great I can't smell that it's a [ __ ] superpower but otherwise it's it's been a nightmare man I just smelled rubbing alcohol before this podcast I tried to smell it got nothing from it whoa that's nothing damn no you can't smell any more about I hope it comes back they say it comes back after a couple weeks I had it the second we come March so what I don't think you're getting your smell back bro I don't know if I am man and it really is a bummer because things that I love like the smell of coffee can't smell it anymore or I can smell a little bit but it doesn't smell what I like the smell it smells like a weird shitty version of it have you tried shaving that horrible mustache as a button or in between the show they do the music and then at the very end it goes did it in it like that because it allows that bass bra that's in the beginning there's all the songs have an arc bro damn bro all right maybe Seinfeld this fireman fired a row he's the key the best bro yo some might be too but yo son is mad difficult to eat on a plane but I have y'all ever try her Seinfeld saying how hard it was like how do you lower the thing in first class where you have a [ __ ] cabin to yourself try to relate to me you know as anything about his new special though is that no networks wanted it so he had clueless you know so funny what I see we comic stop it bro solve it you got a secret something market something in a way that people want to see it not in a way they shouldn't don't give everybody the reason why they shouldn't want you know everybody should watch I'm gonna say I'm gonna go the other way I'm gonna say that everybody wanted my special and I turned all them down now about it there we go that's a smart way it works the way it works after the fact is you create David vs Goliath right if you were like nobody after you have successful after you do a million views then you go nobody want it and I still got a million views then it's exciting for the people because they relate to that but if you like nobody want it and nobody's still watched it they're like so Feeny bro tell the people man why should we watch the special guys it's a be doing comedy [ __ ] over 11 years now this is my my debut special over 50 minutes stand-up comedy took place which filmed it right here in New York City into your comedy club and I think it's [ __ ] great the feedback has been great so far on it I'm really proud of one joke that they have to see in it because nobody cares how long you've been doing comedy nobody cares where you filmed it nobody cares about these things put that over that we're gonna do it we're gonna practice it is what is one bit cuz that's how I would pitch it to some is like bro you just gotta watch the special he's got this one bit about [ __ ] surrogates yeah I'm gonna think you don't know how to lead things because you led your pitch with I'm old I've been doing comedy a long time you know this is the first time you've I've done anything you sell like I'm not that tall actually it was his choice if you're gonna usually watch the special because of just go watch the what is your favorite on it what's your favorite bit on it because that's how I would pitch it I'd be like bro like cuz we always think about that like when we're pitching each other specials like yell you got to see bird special why he's got this bit about a helicopter ride you know what I mean it's usually like one thing so what's the one thing that you would think people should check out and then they'll watch the whole thing hopefully to outside of the gun control thing my favorite bit on the album is is a perfect example of how Petty and angry that I get I went on a plane and got and was first I was just trying to drink cuz I drink on a plane I'm not gonna do the whole bit but I was just trying to drink on the plane the woman comes over and first of all she judges me for ordering a drink because it was early but right [ __ ] you we might [ __ ] crash it I'm not going down sober [ __ ] yeah ya know and then I proceeded to get to have six drinks on the flight instead of my usual to hate her despite her all pettiness dude and it was all pettiness and got absolutely how much she gave me this obnoxious thing I tried to be nice and was like can I open the tab yeah and she does the whole thing where she was like this is an airplane not a bar it's [ __ ] obnoxious and the stewardess said that to me she goes this is an airplane not that she lemons quit like not abort she did that with her face and that's why I was like I'm gonna get shit-faced despite her today I love it yeah it's all about heavy if you if you're petty if you got raged you like that bit it's it's perfect justice and you might like the rest of it that's what we should have called the special petty justice good name for the next one Feeny right petty justice yeah man and then make sure you check Feeny out on tick-tock your Mike so you know tick-tock and I am like Feeny on all social media oh all of them yeah men so make sure you check out Mike Mike will be back on but I love you man I think it's great I think you're a hard worker there's a lot of comics I think there's a lot of comics that pretend that they want it but they're not really willing to do all the work they'll do like bare minimum work and I think that you've always struck me as someone and this is why I put up with your [ __ ] annoying ass text message you will text me at like 2:00 in the morning bi do you think there's a good caption I've better [ __ ] to do then but the reason why I always respond about income is because one I believe in you but also because you'll [ __ ] do the work I know you'll do the work and it's so cool to see and so refreshing to see and I think that people who are willing to do the work and put in the [ __ ] work deserve success that comes with that man so I wish you the best with everything I was super excited for you when she'd start to blow up on tick-tock and I hope millions of people start to watch you're special but don't define it by that obviously now you know I'm saying like whatever you get you have to feel confident with the product man and I'm already I'm already happy with really yeah let's go let it happen yeah baby it's just doing well great man so thank you so much you feel on Dawg anything else you want to other people about and it's rage against the routine check it out not rage into machine raging at the routine obviously it's a play off Feeny's favorite band which is Against the Machine yes I love the great title it's pretty [ __ ] thank you yeah other than that if you guys want to listen to podcast Irish goodbye podcast I got with my canon forgot this so yeah so my kin who has also been on here y'all love Mike they do a podcast together called the Irish goodbye up I got a patreon and you guys got a patron as well you know we started we started a second podcast go what's the scenario with me Kenan and Brennan sagol oh yeah man so yes I'm gonna check out all their stuff man they got tons of stuff out there and Canon also had as a special the doubt as well hilarious begins life begins super super funny he's been doing these great Ellen DeGeneres videos oh there's no losing his mind good anyway I wish you guys much success I think you guys are very important for New York comedy and I'll be here to support you guys in any way you can assure our cos feel the same yeah yep and we love you buddy be good all right appreciate you have a good one boys absolutely [Applause]

Channel: Flagrant 2

Views: 471,145

Rating: 4.8288407 out of 5

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, interviews, akaash singh, alexxmedia, alexx media, alex media, eddin, eddin media, Thankyoueddin

Id: clBQwtkWj1c

Length: 124min 39sec (7479 seconds)

Published: Tue May 12 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/MikeRightHere]

Hey Asshole Army! It's Feeney. Here's the link to the Special if you're interested. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG2MgJiTu3o

[u/elizarraras87]

I appreciate an actual Tekashi that didn't include Andrew just spewing put "he's gonna be fine" "he's safe" and "he won't get touched". Also, Mark is hilarious.