CDC Says Masks Are For Cucks | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

big announcement big big big aggressive feminist men yeah that's who we are all this [ __ ] getting cut thanks what's up everybody welcome to flaker 2 i'm going blind uh this is a concern of mine it's been a concern of mine for the last couple weeks i haven't really spoken about it at all because i thought it would go back to normal yeah i blink i rub my eyes a lot it doesn't go back to normal like i'm looking at the topics that are on the tv right now yeah everything there is blurry yeah and you know the crazy thing is as i get closer it doesn't stop being blurred and then i do one eye and i do the other eye blur on both eyes and it's the type of blurry that's really weird there's like multiple versions of the letters so there's the letters i see the main ones then i see a little one behind it above and a little one behind it below what i'm not even funny this is concerning no i don't lose my [ __ ] sight dude i think he just needs glasses am i crazy no no i haven't needed glasses yet i don't know basically gotta go with the lacing i gotta go with lasik i don't know if i can get lasik for this so i haven't had vision issues you have you got glasses on right now is that just you need glasses that's all i'm thinking i'm just missing this because i'm like oh just for sure yeah doesn't need glasses i'm a frog how does a one guy on the fighters that doesn't need glasses wear glasses i'm not losing my vision bro no you just need glass i'm not doing it give him your glasses right now give him your glasses you want to see better give me you see better give it up right now let's see [ __ ] hold on oh you always pulled yourself hold on oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] let's go i'm not attracted to black women no more this crit the second i put on these bifocals black women went to the wasteland bye oh my god bro this is crazy even looking at mark his ass is smaller [Laughter] you got to stop using these glasses bro it's totally changing you maybe without these glasses we get back to normal ow what's nice i'm just saying 90's out you appreciated the final thing this is like a dignified this is like a librarian this is without these you appreciate the ebony but you put these on and it's ivory all day look at this real this those are like those color blinds guys there's a black guy in the room equipment is he stealing the equipment i think he's trying to steal the equipment bro we gotta make that video oh god oh it's just alex it's just alex media we're out you got racist bifocals there's two different alex with two x's that's alex and one x this is alex one x it's like the color blind video where you put the on the kids yeah and i start crying because there's minorities in the room they're [Laughter] glasses you put that on you only see one color this is really scary out i don't want to do this anymore i don't put them on backwards wait like that you can't do it like that that's how the black people would do it like upside down yeah like what happens i put them on upside down oh guys what is it it looks exactly i don't know but like i don't know why but i think i'm starting to feel like beating up our animation people am i turning black am i turning black turning black you might be good with the asians you're good with this squash is about this close to being like all right it's just black people beating us up can y'all stop okay y'all i mean we was trying to identify with y'all okay we understood what it was to be victims but y'all started beating us up at the [ __ ] bus stop sorry about the corner stores i didn't know you're going to take this all around sorry we followed you all around as if we could catch y'all anyway y'all get there too fast i said we got time to get out of the stores wait a minute oh [ __ ] all right that was scary right that was [ __ ] terrible dude bro almost blacked out dude [Laughter] honestly i wouldn't try those on bro yeah i wouldn't try those on if i were you al you got racist bifocals man i mean i need to no you know who invented bifocals who uh scottish people hitler i think no hillary didn't have that bifocal i'm pretty sure ben franklin invented bifocals and there was also monofocal all about the benjamin's baby [Laughter] second he put him back on he found the whitest rap bar i am all about the benjamins baby hi my name is all right man so what are you gonna do what are you gonna do now you're blind i know once we go back to new york i'm gonna go get um i'm gonna go get my eyes checked this happened to me once before and i think some bits that i had astigmatism or something like that i went to what i was thinking but i went to a ghetto ass eye place it was in the back of the black it was in the back of a it was in the back of a sunglasses hut you know what i mean and then they put they just put your face pretty black to be honest but it wasn't good it wasn't good at all so i went to the back they put you on that machine it looks like the submarine thing yeah and uh you're looking through the empire state building [ __ ] yeah yeah exactly exactly and then uh should i put quarters in it to make it work i did that's how ghetto was she was like if you want to see you have to put some change in the [ __ ] i was like all right [ __ ] and then um i what they they try to sell you sunglasses i can't trust her yeah like they're selling the glasses yeah so i'm like i don't trust and i went to just a straight up you know eye doctor right jewish you know what i mean like this is way before everybody we hated jews [Laughter] don't judge me [Laughter] how did you get a time machine but you can't fix your eyes before you're zero ain't that crazy how did you do that they were hating them a little bit not as much as before the hadids before bella and gigi started getting real opinionated about what's going on openly right so uh i went and then and the dude was like nah bro you're just looking at your phone too much and it's causing your eyes to blur so you need to not look at your phone that much and start looking to shift far away that's why you turn that [ __ ] sideways i bet damn right you're like y'all let me look a little less back that was that was good i got it [ __ ] good dog quick out there boy you think it's the same issue you think you're looking at your phone too much i think so like i'll look at like how many hours a day i spent on my phone you know when uh steve whatever his name's not steve jobs what's the gay guy's name kim cooks tim cook yeah what tim cook want to tell you how much of a degenerate you are piece of [ __ ] it's like i know i'm on my phone [ __ ] i don't even know that yeah and it will be like you're down 14 you're only on your phone eight hours a day i'm like holy [ __ ] all right let me chill with this stuff so you might see uh you might might see me with the old man font coming up so you're not going to get off your phone i'm not off my phone i just got to find a way to look at the phone i need to get some glasses so i can here's the thing y'all got mad concern when he said i think i'm going blind and i was like hold on let's hear the andrew actually what's happening i mean he needs glasses i think he's glad i'm concerned get glasses it's not a big deal go to lenscrafters no no it's not a disease if you go to lenscraft you can't go to lenscrafters bro they they want to sell you glasses [ __ ] god wants to sell you glasses hey lens crafters is god yeah i guess that is a good point all right well [ __ ] it um i don't know what if this is god what if this is god maybe we've spoken about this on a podcast before but what if this is god what do you mean like what if be blind yeah you're supposed to lose your vision a little bit you know what i mean like i already think my girl's amazingly beautiful right now so imagine how much more if i can't see you're that good you know like you know you know what i'm saying like if you're already this incredibly beautiful right and i start getting fuzzy around the edges i'm not gonna notice you getting old it's like god god's jumping in before i can see wrinkles or any of that kind of [ __ ] i was going to take your vision to keep you from getting a divorce there we go guy's like oh you think she's fine now wait up keep your vision and half your money gotcha you got it i'm rich i'm rich in all aspects of life because a god guy don't want me to see [ __ ] but everyone's getting lasik and what happens well then you gotta get botox i told him i told my girl i was like if i get these [ __ ] fixed we all gotta get some [ __ ] fixed i'm gonna get rid of my crow's feet unless your you know vision goes what if i get some what if i get some bifocals that make my girl see me shittier oh what if her vision's too pristine she's looking at me like oh you're aging you got you know freckles all this [ __ ] like the sun's boxing you gotta let your wife's vision go with you what is this 20 20. you gotta let her vision go rather both going blind or both getting preserved that's it yeah we have to make a choice every relationship you have to make a choice do we get talks do we start going under the knife do we keep this [ __ ] going or do we drop that vision to 60 20 and say [ __ ] on the highway like that's really what it's about yes or no you're right just get a tesla though get a tesla drives for yourself you're good that's perfect you got your eyes fixed yeah you happier or sadder a little sadder a little sadder bro that's why i miss it so much i got to wear fake glasses the reason then the white girl so those were the only ones he could see at night they're glowing they literally glow he couldn't see any women but the whites was like oh there's one yeah i can okay i got that one and then he goes and gets it this is practical yeah oh i think it's practical i think this is god intervening trying to make us happy trying to you know add some on a level of consistency to our life as things change as we you know it is interesting the divorce rate has gone up as vision has gotten better over time i bet the first divorce is right after bifocals why do you think they only had one focal remember the oh the monaco this one was for your wife and this one's the reed pirates had the pet so i gotta look at this [ __ ] everybody i'm gonna save this one i'm gonna save this one for my wife yeah oh no i'm gonna save this one for the c whatever the [ __ ] it is pirate what you talking about pirates and monopoly pirates said the packaging there's not a monocle no first monocle then you know but then also pirates you're out here cyclops cyclops is gay you know what i mean like those [ __ ] love dicks you know they really did yo imagine how easy it is to take out a cyclops you just poke that big [ __ ] in the eye and then run away there's nothing he could do dawg nothing he could do yeah throw some sand in his eye yeah he's got no depth perception either oh dummy you got no definition no depth perception any stooge three students could take you out ba yeah that's it yeah what's any depth that word is hard but that's all tough words when you say it like that it sounds so smart say it said depth depth perception perception depth perception you we don't even know what pirates of the caribbean is if johnny depp is giant depth real talk depth that word it's impossible to say that word and then it i mean for lack of a better word not think that you're [ __ ] fundamentally yeah yeah no fundamentally [ __ ] also can we talk about this really quickly the fact that you didn't know what down syndrome was come on asperger's okay this is a serious conversation all right ask the people at home first i think we can we should ask the people first same thing see the results last episode we talked about this and everyone was like oh yeah you're being so silly that's such a goofy thing and then this weekend we're doing the show and he's trying to do a joke about it and it's like it's like hidden but like the audience is like not positive exactly joke what's he saying he's just talking about i didn't know that down syndrome those people were called retards retards i thought down syndrome people are down syndrome we call them cousins because they all look similar when i was younger you just called them the cousins right so i still think he's joking about this i don't know we call them the cousins that's the cousins right and and we i thought they were their own thing like i would never call this the least racist term they all look the same about cousins that's actually they look cousin they look president but they all look the same they look cousin so so i thought they were because i would never call one of them [ __ ] that's cruel they're sweet little kids you know always smiling laughing happy living life right so when elon musk came out as [ __ ] or on the spectrum of [ __ ] yeah i was like this is [ __ ] up like you can't be this successful and call yourself [ __ ] and then everybody's like looking at me like i'm like why are you and something about mary what do you think that kid was what's his what is the kid was he a cousin or was he what did you think he was was he a cousin or no did he look like a cousin what cousin is she no no like was he literally played by a cousin no no no but he played a cousin was it a have you seen my baseball you remember that guy but he's not a cousin i need to see a picture of them they have a similar look it's if you don't acknowledge that they have a similar look at that yeah if you don't acknowledge they have a similar look then you're not i have bad vision i can say they all look similar so if the actor because there are actors that are part of the cousins but they are able they're high functioning enough to like play roles and then there are actors that are not part of the cousins but they sound like the cousins like the guy from breaking bad look at this picture that's not a cousin dude that's shane gillis that's james shane that's shane's first major breakthrough like before snl he played a cousin on on something about mary but that's not a cousin do you guys understand what i'm saying or no so it's crazy because he this is he's being honest i i think if you call if you call a cousin [ __ ] you are cruel bro that's cruel bro that's cruel but if you call someone who looks just like you dresses just like you you think they're you and then they're just doing some wild [ __ ] out of nowhere and if you're and you're like yo was he [ __ ] though like like genuine like you're not trying to insult them you're like yo is is your man's [ __ ] like i'm saying like if it's a serious question like yo is your man's [ __ ] then then that's fine i don't think that's offensive because you're trying to understand why he's not acting regular why he's acting [ __ ] yeah and maybe the answer is he's [ __ ] [ __ ] i just don't i don't even get why mark's laughing like this all makes sense yes i'm so confused you might have a short bust in school we did we did but they were my friends i had friends on that bus i had friend laurent from the uh jerk you meet he was [ __ ] bro he was he was a little [ __ ] bro like he had a class he had your bus they removed him from our class there was too much information for him or something and they would he would go he would talk to a counselor we you called those kids special and we called them also [ __ ] no we didn't call them special we called them dumb that's a dumb he wasn't dumb they're not dumb they're just [ __ ] this is different dumb is you have everything that we have and then you can't you know put some intelligence out there in the world some people are [ __ ] if you're dyslexic you're [ __ ] right like dislikes it's just the lower level exactly you're if you're dyslexic you can't read that's that's [ __ ] right there's levels dude there's levels to [ __ ] if you're if you got um if you if you have like a web fingers that's [ __ ] yep right like okay there's a little thing you're pigeon toed one eye is a little weird if you're cockeyed you're [ __ ] we would call that [ __ ] yeah those are more physical retardations we were using one word for a large group of people that's what people did back in the day we didn't understand all these little things do you look normal and then you act a little weird that's [ __ ] right that's just what it is bro yeah we had a russian kid that didn't put on deodorant we thought he was [ __ ] for three months mark we thought it was three months this kid this kid henry we didn't know we he didn't speak english and he didn't wear deodorant so we're like okay he's [ __ ] [ __ ] and then he learned english and then he we told him prone to deodorant and he was the smartest most normal kid he ended up working for a bank we thought he was a [ __ ] be [ __ ] you can get your work your way out of [ __ ] [ __ ] is just a word that we used when we didn't understand you is that fair yeah is that fair to say foreigner that's accurate son that's just what people did actually all new yorkers would agree with you this is actually how it was in school i'm actually underplaying it a little bit it would be a little bit more it would be a little bit more we went to public school bro they throw 1200 kids in [ __ ] two grades that's right it's got to make sense of the world it was more retards than normal in the classroom there was so many that slipped out of retards actually now that i think about it had to be so many slip by i would have a kid he would just go to the bathroom whenever he wanted he didn't ask the teacher he'd just get up in the middle of class and he'd just start walking the bathroom and the teacher was like uh samuel where are you going where are you going he goes i'm going to the bathroom and then she's like you didn't ask permission he just walked out the door and within like two months of doing that he just didn't have to ask permission to walk out of the classroom anyway wait can you tell everybody else the special kid or whatever you called him the cousin that was he wasn't a cousin what part of what don't you understand what part of uh what part of uh no what is it what a part of no sorry i've killed on patreon once i said what part of no no talking no no no what part of be quiet oh yeah what yeah we had a kid that was not a cousin okay now i understand that as being on the spectrum and in the moment i didn't understand okay but now i understand how to be honest right he was definitely on the specifications he was an artist yeah so so he would have his different things he couldn't go outside he could if it was dark he couldn't do any you know he'd freak out in the dark and he would he would if he turned off the lights the kid would run right through all the all the desks he would he wouldn't move his desk out of his way he would he would slide his chair back and then start running straight it was a video game character you ever seen a video game character like run into a wall and just keep on running into the wall he would do that to desks dude like boom like just run through the deck it was unbelievable plow straight through right and if you turned off the lights so like any time a teacher wanted to do like a cool experiment or something like that they want to heighten the tension they didn't realize that he had this like dark thing we all did but we didn't say anything so like the teacher would turn off the lights and then the [ __ ] kid would start plowing through the class i go wilder beast bro and it would scare the [ __ ] out of the teacher dude like sometimes you have a substitute they roll in the the tv right they're like yeah we're just gonna we're just gonna watch a movie during class and all of us are sitting there like oh we are going to watch a movie this is a fun one watching lion king not making it out of this one so he would just run through the whole thing we didn't understand there was a spectrum because the kid was really [ __ ] smart but he would also you know in the dark he would run right so it was a little wild it was a little wild so um yeah so oh yeah so one time he just kept doing [ __ ] in class i forget what he was doing but he just kept talking out and this teacher goes uh he goes uh what what part of be quiet do you not understand this [ __ ] took one beat and just went the bee [Laughter] oh good what a good answer this teacher this teacher was perplexed bro this [ __ ] got stopped in her tracks he stopped his [ __ ] in her tracks bro cause she was looking at him and again this was a different time but she was looking at him as if he was [ __ ] right so she wasn't expecting such a witty quick response and then obviously now we understand that he wasn't [ __ ] you know he just had his little things yeah so boom hits her back with that and then she just could say nothing she just sat there she was [ __ ] silent she would be quiet you that's all what he should have said be quiet you she understood the bee the [ __ ] out of that beast oh it's such a good answer dude so that's what i'm saying like people they don't have any understanding for us what we went through is like we were in school nobody gave us any information about mental illness or anything they didn't invent all these terms they just put a helmet on a kid and sat him in advanced algebra right you didn't know one kid with autism i knew many now now that i think that yeah but i didn't know that they had nobody when you heard the word autism autism isn't cousins autism is you and me they look just like you and me you were at starbucks online you would never know they call out the order and they do a backflip in the middle that's that's autism right that's different that is is [Music] you got to pull your side out a little bit more akash and then laying it back good yeah now lean it back did you not understand why people were were trying to take the word [ __ ] out of the out of vocabulary if now that i know that they were calling the cousins retarts i'm 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respect go support cushy dreams now let's get back we're 30 minutes in this i was supposed to announce this right off the jump big big big big announcement okay big tour we won we beat covet okay we beat covet the victory is ours yeah it's time to celebrate and how we gonna do that we're going on [ __ ] tour okay for all y'all big venues al um [Laughter] [Music] turn the lights off so i can run through the [ __ ] camera out it's big we're going big tour the infamous tour coming through mad cities tickets go on sale friday 10 a.m okay i'm looking right at you friday 10 a.m eastern standard time get these [ __ ] tickets don't let these scalpers beat you and they hit you over the head for [ __ ] hundreds and hundreds and thousands of [ __ ] dollars okay i see what this happens go immediately dandruffs.com get those [ __ ] tickets friday friday 10 a.m eastern standard time all the cities that we're going to i'm gonna tell you real quick obviously we still got um we still got some shows left as we prepare for the tour but august 13th dallas texas baby the 14th houston texas the 18th tucson arizona the 20th and 21st los angeles california this is big news i was gonna film my special there in los angeles california two pieces of news right here some good news some bad news some bad news i'm not filming the special in los angeles california because i can't trust your [ __ ] government to keep places open i can't trust them to not do mass i can't trust them to not limit occupancy i cannot trust that they're gonna actually be open if we don't book a venue now then we won't be able to film this special until the next year it's gonna be too crazy so we had to move the special out of california because of your [ __ ] all of a governor gavin newsom blame it on him i'm very upset but the good news is that's more seats for our shows there we're still coming baby we're still coming to do it so more seats available those are sold out now we're adding more seats go get those as well um oklahoma city detroit michigan milwaukee san diego austin that's where we're filming the special [Music] louisville kentucky cincinnati philadelphia indianapolis washington dc madison chicago minneapolis fargo and boston for new year's go there go get the tickets right now um yeah the austin shows we're going to film the special there that's going to be [ __ ] wild so pull up to that uh god bless you we love you we appreciate you and um go get those tickets right now okay big tour the infamous tour we out share baby okay schultzy mark gagnon i think akka is gonna pull up to some dates we're gonna have some extra you know we're gonna have some special guests we'll talk to you about alex media gonna be there the truffle we're gonna we're gonna get him we're gonna get him there if he hasn't left us if he hasn't gone back to israel to fight in the incoming uh holy war uh yeah i'm just it's gonna be wild man it might be some musical guests you never know what could happen that's all i'm saying you never know what the [ __ ] could happen at the infamous tour i'm so excited to get back to these big [ __ ] venues have people rammed up against one another yelling screaming cheering it's just gonna be just glorious yeah right as the country opens up this is gonna be a wild [ __ ] summer yeah and i'm excited to be on tour with y'all and have you all come out bring your friends bring the homies ladies bring the ladies out couples i mean let's just [ __ ] do this we all want to party we all want to get back into it and uh oh yeah i can't even say anything else i can't i can't i can't let anything else out but it's gonna be fun put it that way um pack it to the gills let's do it let's pack it um okay i meant to say that in the beginning but then we got a little bit uh derailed i'm in miami wednesday tomorrow oh [ __ ] thursday all right listen man if we're doing announcements announcement hey something was filmed at uh wtf studios this past what what what film what was film oh no just a lot of podcasts and some like you know discussions and stuff like that yeah discussion talks but yeah if you want to film your podcast at wtf media studios go to wtf mediastudio.com what else we got cdc drops a mask mandate we kind of knew it it's like a fake mass mandate drop right actually you know what this is interesting the cdc drops to mass mandate and i will say this for vaccinated people for vaccinated people it has completely changed my behavior yep you're more brazen now right way in the airport no mask really and then you just go oh i thought i thought uh we didn't have to wear a mask it would accidentally like you have an excuse when you get stopped for not wearing the mask and then you're not a karen you're like i'm doing what the cdc did you get caught they i got asked but i and they think in florida you're just they're gonna let you rock some places yeah some places they just cut it out immediately who's not under a mask mandate well every any private business is allowed to have a mass mandate you have to respect but like statewide are there any states that are like no we're good so the cdc thing you're not on mike yeah i think california still has like their state mass mandate right for everyone pretty much yeah so the cdc thing is just a suggestion the cdc doesn't make laws or guidelines or anything they just tell governments hey you guys maybe should have mass mandates that's what they did in the beginning and the government's responded and now the cdc is like yo we don't think you should have mass mandate if you're vaccinated right and now the the dominoes are going to fall depending on the suggestion of the cdc but they actually don't make any laws and there are like states like california or like federal any federal building is still under a mass mandate yeah so that's like where it's all going to be but now the private businesses sort of have a reason why they might stop doing the math things the cdc said it and then the osha who like is in charge of a lot of businesses and things like that will slowly lack their thing and then businesses will allow it to happen if they're sort of a larger corporation but small businesses can or cannot have math mandates if they want them now yeah i almost fell asleep bro fine that was long bro i i thought i was the only one i was worse than dove i was the only one who was like i stopped listening early into this jesus miles my eyes started to glaze over time miles what the [ __ ] just happened right right like andrew [Laughter] miles what happened just right there dog i thought the cdc was federal what is the cdc it's just they make suggestions they don't pass laws so what the [ __ ] they've been talking about this whole time i thought whatever they say we do but that's the thing biden came out and said you don't have to wear masks bobby said i don't have to wear a mask it's a federal thing yes bodin said i don't have to wear a mask but he didn't drop the federal mass mandate and most states already didn't have a statewide mass mandate yeah just like it was suggested and people just went along with it how about this if you're a private business yeah unless the private business says wear a mask then do it or don't go in there i'm not doing it that's what's going to cost i'm not doing until they asked me to put it on then i will every time i go to uber right now i'm not doing it i'm not i'm not going to do it until you ask me and then i'll comply immediately but i'm not doing it but uh when i go into ubers right now i go yo by the way if you don't want to wear a mask it's all good i'm vaccinated i never say that they don't have to and i'm willing to but i just throw it out there every single uber driver's vaccinated so they're just like oh thank god blah blah blah so this [ __ ] is about to be over dude once you got the vaccine the mask starts seeming so like [ __ ] so stupid i just hate it after that it's so stupid it's just like a muzzle it's like you get the [ __ ] off of me dude it's stupid are you guys on vax yet you're not backstage no mark do you have accent you're getting vacs only from forrest yeah what if it just makes everything easier travel wise like it's it's no different for me right now really yeah yeah i'll do it once it becomes inconvenient and the only reason i'm doing is because i want to travel yeah but they haven't had any restrictions on people not backed yet so right now i thought they were opening it up to non-banks i thought that that was the issue like opening up travel to oh people who are vaxxed yeah i think that's coming yeah i don't know when that comes i'll get it because right now like most places you could just walk right in but that's the thing it takes a month total that's why i got out of the way because i was like the second i'm gonna want to travel now i gotta wait a month yeah well i don't suggest this to anybody but i might photoshop something right they don't have a database so it's like 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remember earnest is giving our listeners a hundred dollar cash bonus refinance your student loans at earnest.com flagrant terms and conditions apply now let's get back to you all right go what else we got uh did we talk about j cole already the prince the prince harry thing did you see the j cole videos but did you see the j cole video yeah him hitting the free throw yeah yeah do you want to talk about it yeah we can if you guys want i mean it's cool all right uh so we got j cole playing african basketball or whatever jacob had a week huh playing african basketball yeah he's playing in africa but he's in rwanda but i know but yeah that's funny playing african basketball isn't it all even at all yeah i guess it is playing but usually you say european basketball people go oh yeah i mean it's european basketball yeah different why is african basketball worse than european basketball nah they usually say playing overseas i've never heard somebody say yeah i've never heard anybody play say playing euro league basketball huh euroleague he's playing in europe but it's never called european basketball yeah no it's not league it's never getting this one like that's never called that chinese basketball they're playing chinese basketball it sounds like a different game it's right way more fun game yeah it's like when you if somebody's playing checkers in china they're not playing chinese checkers unless they are playing chinese chinese then that'd be a different game i don't know which game he's playing i always saw a small excerpt so he could be playing african-americans no he was playing he was playing regular basketball with africans yeah this guy's trying to i'll catch your situation yeah now the nets are those malaria nets what a waste of nets dude what a monumental waste in that stuff african basketball league truly put those nets to good use protect the people oh talking about gates what about uh the melinda gates smear campaign continues on bill this [ __ ] is rotten this [ __ ] is rotten is she writing for him just like cheating relentlessly he didn't cheat relentlessly asked a couple hoes out after after over email they said no he was like hi fine yeah he legit asked him out once they said no and then he didn't ask again and what their business means say what and that's how they were like business meetings but you're not supposed to yeah i guess maybe he's a different he comes with a different generation where you could [ __ ] your employees that's what that's how she got on yeah exactly she was an employee that's another thing she got to realize apparently she was upset that there wasn't like equality in their relationship [ __ ] and it's like yeah he saw you as like you know his employee and then you became his wife and he was like oh we're gonna keep that right [ __ ] richest man in the world yeah you want a quality marry a [ __ ] uh supervisor of staples yeah yeah yeah you're not getting equality from the richest man actually she's just not strong enough because because megan mark will flip that [ __ ] meghan markle was open up boxes on that show what's that show called open guess the box greatest comment dealer no deal yeah what's in the deal or no deal what's in the box dealer notes yeah what's that that's seven bro what's seven uh brad pitt what's that oh [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah i know you've never seen it i would love that movie actually it's absolutely amazing uh and then brad pitch is cursing no [ __ ] no yeah there's an alternate ending on youtube it uh that whole scene plays out and then he goes what's in the box and morgan freeman looks at the box and looks up and then you just hear the kirby enthusiasm credits and it's so [ __ ] funny that's great um but yeah that's what she did she used to open boxes yeah right like people would say like 250 and maybe they guessed her box and then she would open her box and that was her job that's the greatest comment yeah that was her job and then she married the prince of england yeah right well she became a fake lawyer oh yeah then she became the fake lawyer and she got married got divorced she got married another person she was married before a manager named trevor engelson do you know him my old manager was cool with him and then that's just such a funny flip that they were divorced and he was like out there getting it thinking he's just [ __ ] living his best life and she married [ __ ] royalty yep but he also traded up oh what did he get he got some super rich one really so they both did it say the name say the name yeah drop it you can't drop it all right i don't like them um i don't know what's you guys feeling on megan i feel about her exactly how i feel about the manager guy which is just yeah they trade it up they trade it up that's what they did they traded uh dude she's boss like i don't know i'm like she's just unlikable as a person but she's right about everything she says explain just like the royal family sucks yeah i just agree with that it's like useless does nothing it's stupid how unlikeable is she yeah that's you're the only person i know who doesn't like it oh have you guys heard her talk she's a little unlikable she's unlikable comes across a little phony i mean like yeah it looks like julente yeah i guess yeah yeah i mean you don't think so like i don't know she's just kind of like too cute where it's like i don't really listen to it yeah that's that's how you know she's really unlikable like she's hot yeah and she's still unlikable usually if you're hot it's like okay i can put up with all this but even that and then she's just kind of like annoying but she's right about everything like it's rare that you agree with somebody and you're annoyed by them but yeah she's right the family sucks dude like existing within that family it sucks everybody in that family looks absolutely miserable they're just parakeets dude that's all they are they're just human parakeets they're just inside the cage and they must stay in the cage and act accordingly isn't it funny that as soon as he got to a country where you're allowed to say what you want he just started bonkers yeah put this [ __ ] to an end you did it's so true here's the first time that's the problem actually it's too much freedom of speech all of a sudden yeah he just topped from everything is controlled to say whatever you want and he's like yo this wild he didn't know what i'm not ready for this he jumped in the deep end but it completely makes sense from his perspective like he's royalty yeah and the idea of your citizens being able to say whatever they want about you threatens your position of power yeah perspective it's like this is crazy like my whole life in this ivory tower and people talk [ __ ] about me and it sucks and they spread lies and they ruin my life and it's the worst but he's never been the regular person who benefited from freedom of speech doesn't really benefit the elite people yeah it benefits the average person yeah oh i don't know if it's used to empower the average person yeah did we set up this topic because we tried it six times that on shepard's podcast uh prince harry said the first amendment is bunkers yeah those are his exact words so that's what we're referring to right now i don't understand like why i and this [ __ ] enrages me but like i don't understand why he has an opinion about america like you just because he's allowed to because he's in america that and that's there's too much freedom for him he shouldn't have freedom of speech that's bonkers that's bonkers that you come to our house and then you walk around with your [ __ ] shoes on and do whatever the hell you want to start telling me how what my glassware looks like and what the [ __ ] paintings on the wall are and you start criticizing what's going on i understand that's our culture and everybody's allowed to do it but it [ __ ] annoys me if you have such a big problem with it start there you start with you shut your mouth and then you just let us do our [ __ ] thing because you seem to have no problem with freedom of speech when it's opinions about america right when it comes to opinions about america yap yap yap yap yap yap yap you did get your mouth do an entire interview with oprah where you had freedom of speech away from your family and talk about how they're all trapped and how you feel so racist how your dad said racist [ __ ] to you you got to say all that and now all of a sudden that wasn't that interview little bunkers that was bonkers bunkers yo check your [ __ ] bro anybody else watch that be like yo this [ __ ] is bonkers it was a little bonkers she's a little bunker what's happening [ __ ] [ __ ] watch your mouth that's how i feel about him watch your mouth you fled your country you [ __ ] [ __ ] you were too [ __ ] to stand the newspapers are mean to me grandma grandma control their papers control the papers grandma even though they all have their christmas party you know they're all their christmas party at buckingham palace right all their newspapers yeah oh so we homies yeah oh we homies but then the newspapers say whatever the [ __ ] you want get the [ __ ] out of here bro you got the internet you get [ __ ] said about you all the [ __ ] time nobody reads a newspaper who reads a [ __ ] newspaper anymore you crying about the newspaper nobody reads newspaper newspapers are online too right they don't say nothing i mean charlie dimelio does a tick tock about you then you're gonna have a real [ __ ] problem you know what i'm saying let's talk about the real places you want the smoke dog he wants a smoke he's coming here you're gonna get the smoke you [ __ ] bro you fled your [ __ ] country because you couldn't hang you couldn't hang you went to santa barbara for the good life where no one gives a [ __ ] about you these [ __ ] go out to dinner in santa barbara and they shut down the whole restaurant like they ain't people they're way more rich and they're broke asses they're rich people in santa barbara go to the restaurant they pull up and they're like oh i'm sorry it's closed for megan and the redhead and then you're like what the what the the prince is not even going to be king dude like that's the type of arrogance that bothers people the prince is not even going to be king not even going to be a prince not even going to be prince [ __ ] ain't even a prince no more dog yeah all right i'm saying now would you have him on the pot in a second i haven't bought to say but i tell him to his face he's [ __ ] you're [ __ ] bro you ran if you stayed there and you just like nah we're not part of the family anymore but we're living it up in london we're gonna have a dope ass pad me and my black ass wife are gonna walk around i don't give a [ __ ] what y'all gotta say about it [ __ ] you to the family everybody suck my dick like if they just went nwa about it like that'd be fire or just come here don't immediately complain or yeah come here and say thank you sir you addressed every every american you see you address us as royalty sir and bow your head bow your [ __ ] head when you talk to us you come in you're you're a refugee right you're a refugee we took we saved you off a boat okay you were floating here in a [ __ ] boat for your life because you couldn't handle mean paper the papers are mean to me and now you're going to talk some [ __ ] in that interesting bro the papers are talking [ __ ] you couldn't handle it and the second you get here what are you doing talking [ __ ] talking that [ __ ] talking that [ __ ] from a distance the paper was there you had freedom of press that went wild on you now you got freedom of freedom of speech is your own man yeah talk back talk about you you're right about your family your family's trash your wife is right about your family but you're still [ __ ] and i'll be honest though i would i be i mean like i know megan was like i'm feeling suicidal all this kind of [ __ ] like that she also seemed like the type of girl that wants to smoke like if he was like yo let's just get a flat and thug it out maybe she'd be down to do that yeah i bet she roll i'm just saying megan your husband's [ __ ] that's all i gotta say about that he's not i hope you see every person one day too we gonna talk we all talk in person we're going to have a conversation in person he's going to bow his head kiss the ring he's going to bow his head and today and he's going to say thank you for your apology yeah i know exactly i might i might invite him on a podcast he lives right by your wedding venue he's invited he's invited he's invited we'll have him at the wedding real talk get a job here if you want a real job like if you hate the royal family stop living off it because he's like oh we don't accept their money anymore but you still making money as prince harry get a job at trader joe's bro be american be american you want to be american get a regular [ __ ] american job stop being the prince that's no longer the prince because you know what you're doing you're making money off of your family you're making money off the relationship to your family don't trash the family and make money off of it let's get prince william on this podcast [ __ ] yes let's get prince williams on this podcast hell that would be the truth is that that's the one that's going to be king king bro that's king in this next in line that's not that one no that's prince andrew yeah tarnishing my name bro all right anyway next what else we got prince elder andrew exactly all right christian tegan's out here getting canceled oh boy what y'all think about this everybody hates that lady man you you're a little sanctimonious yeah like [ __ ] good words i gotta pretend i know what that means i think i do but i don't know i don't know really either it's just got a little sanctimonious sanctimonious brother a little sanctity but like people hate her more than she's bad it is a little wild though do you know why she's getting canceled because she was like bullying that girl courtney stoddard a 16 year old she was 25 26 at the time who was 25 chrissy teigen dm in this girl kill yourself like like honestly if you would message any 16 year old yeah first yeah you should there should be a criminal investigation if you're 25. but i don't care gender explain why the girl was so this girl was on a reality show i don't remember which one she married a 51 year old when she was 16. i thought he was even older than that i think i read 51. double check that link yeah but just a super rich guy she was like super rich lost what oh he's an actor isn't he the dude from lost oh maybe look that up but basically she's like 16 years old she marries the dude from laws he's like 51 years old there's a huge age discrepancy she basically looks like a barbie like blonde girl you know super whatever and everybody went at her which is weird because now everybody would go at him everybody be like yo look at this old man manipulating this [ __ ] teenager what the hell is going on but everybody [ __ ] on her she's a gold digger she's this that the child her mom is a [ __ ] monster to let it happen exactly but her mom and the dude are the monsters she's a 16 year old girl yeah and even saying like oh we have a different lens now because social media is not new to us yeah it's what i still don't think i'm talking to a 16 year old first for any reason yeah especially kill yourself yeah like that's wild yeah so so chrissy teigen is crazy tv dm and her sorry kill yourself yes and uh because she doesn't like the fact that she's a gold digger and she's like making money i guess off of her body which is literally what chrissy teigen did for a living right it's like you know chrissy wasn't as a model gold digging off of one person but that's what modeling is it's just yeah it's like hey i'm she's also gonna be like say again she's also dealing no deal second greatest suitcase come up ever wait was she dealer no deal dealer no deal oh my god i thought she was victoria's secret model or something i think dealing no deal to swim suit model to oh wow john legend that's sure hey how he got some [ __ ] eyes for talent bro america's got talent right real talky that's why he's on it yeah but yeah so like for her to come out and just kind of [ __ ] all over this girl and that way is a little crazy because she's so woke and progressive on twitter yeah and i think that's really why people are jumping down her throat because they're like yo you can't be out here saying that you know trump is mean to women and then you out here bullying this girl we're sitting there girl it's a teenager bro yeah wild dude and now if she was never so uh she was never know so virtuous on twitter i don't think everybody gives a [ __ ] but once you're virtuous on twitter and you like draw the line definitely worse because of that yeah and uh i wanted to defend her because i think you know the girl lost a kid whatever like i think all of a sudden we're ganging up on her now and it's like but this is even if she wasn't that i'd be like that's a little wild you're messaging a 16 year old out of the blue this is a child yo yeah roll up you don't need to do that yeah yeah but you know i realize if you hate trump a lot if you're an actor it's probably because you got a little trump in you you hate what you are you know because they do the same [ __ ] with super homophobic people oh you're gay yeah oh you must be gay you hate homophobic you're so homophobic must be gay if you're that trump phobic you're a little trump yeah yeah big trump that's i'm not saying you gotta love the guy at all but if you hate him that violently you're a little trump that's funny like you see himself in you because you know that's why you hate it you know what i would call messaging a 16 year old to kill herself what is that deplorable that's deplorable i would say that's deplorable but hey deplorable behavior take a dirt nap that's a deplorable thing she said to take a dirt she tweeted that at her and then i think she dm'd multiple times [ __ ] about how she should die why are you so angry at that i don't know why are you angry that this girl manipulated she didn't have to be feminist like us like we're big feminists like aggressive feminist men yeah that's who we are yeah but she don't have to be that but that's crazy yeah you know what she said to that teen mom remember pharah abraham yeah he became a porn star yeah girls wow she goes farrah abraham now thinks she's pregnant from her sex tape in other news you're a [ __ ] and everyone hates you whoops not other news sorry wild that's the name if you make an unlivable constitution it's going to eventually like eat you a lot like you can't make this these judgments and not have any sympathy for people yeah that you can't live up to it's just unrealistic yeah i didn't understand what you said until the end but i think i got it now i know yeah and unlivable constitution a set of rules that you put on other people that you know the way you're going to have a little bit yeah lock up anyone who does these things and then you immediately do them and you get locked up like you become a prisoner to your own [ __ ] rules yep yeah man yeah it's tricky it's tricky it's tricky it's tricky i wonder if she has that constitution or maybe people put that on her what if she's just a wild girl she's like you know i just go all feelings no facts in this [ __ ] and sometimes people agree with me and they try to position that as my identity but the reality is i'm a wild girl and i [ __ ] on 16 year olds for gold digging as well i think she mixes being a wild girl with being a little sanctimonious because that's how i always kind of knew her on twitter as kind of like virtuous but maybe i came in later i think she'd be having some funny clapbacks i think she says funny things on twitter right but again there is a there is a streak of like righteousness to it all yeah not to all of it but in pockets it's very like oh i can't believe somebody would say such a thing and blah blah blah awful and reprehensible and yeah that's the thing with righteousness is that like your righteousness makes a lot of people feel like [ __ ] sometimes and if you make me feel like [ __ ] then i can't wait for your downfall you know so it's like if righteousness is tied i think that's the beauty of like like being religious especially christian is it like you get to be righteous but also say that you're a failure yeah in your righteousness like it's baked into the religion it's like yo i'm a [ __ ] up just let you know i'm trying to do this [ __ ] but i'ma [ __ ] up yeah and it's probably because there was an earlier iteration of the religion where it's like i'm perfect and you're like see no you're not yeah so then they upgraded and then when it happened we're like no no i'm a [ __ ] up oh yeah that's right we're all fuck-ups it's like there used to be sorry this is kind of not as related but you brought up like the way people used to talk i remember this old saying to air is human which it's not from the bible but it's like an old saying sure i feel like i stopped hearing that i used to hear that all the time to air is human and blah blah blah then something is divine forgiveness is divine whatever yeah you don't hear that anymore ever now to air you're a piece of [ __ ] you shouldn't ever exist [ __ ] you you're cancelled yeah and i think people are enjoying seeing chrissy teigen get cancelled because it seems like something she would be okay with if it happened to other people but overall it's wild to cancel people yeah but [ __ ] man messaging a 16 year old is just nuts to me this [ __ ] is just nuts i'm sure i said some wild [ __ ] in my day but i can't imagine messaging a 16 year old first yeah like i'mma go to her profile and click message yeah what'd she do just married the dude i think so it clearly couldn't have been personal she didn't message chrissy teigen what does she ruin the ending for lost like what and then like all these people were like [ __ ] you [ __ ] like i've dedicated 500 hours of my life to this show yeah and now it's completely ruined take a dirt nap if somebody ruined game of thrones for me before it happened i would have thanked them for saving me four years of my [ __ ] life i mean i understand what you're saying but also but but also dirt net lost is the same dirt lost apparently people hated the finale yeah that's right that's right that's right it didn't really kind of wrap the show up sounds nice though i don't know dirt net yeah i'm a little tired that's true i could take a [ __ ] dirt nap right now i think how tired you must be just be like hey this looks nice yeah all right what else one more and then we get out of here um we could talk about ellen's show leaving oh we did yeah we did it did we kill ellen dude i think if you people can make ellen take a dirt nap i think if you if you beef with the flag or two podcasts it's just not gonna work out for you it's not that good for you bro yeah there's not a long life attached to it she said it wasn't a challenge anymore what was it what if doing her show yeah because i'm sure the first 23 years are super tough you walking out there and [ __ ] dancing that must have been so tough it wasn't a challenge anymore what an odd completely unself-aware reaction because if daytime talk shows are one thing it's challenging yeah i mean i don't know if it is or it isn't but like that's not the reason you don't have a shoney yeah yeah right yeah the facade is is over like people know that you're not nice yep that you were playing a character that's why it's over you didn't really make the decision the people made the decision if we're talking about challenges isn't it kind of a challenge to take the ratings that are taking a nosedive and bring them back up isn't that that's the challenge that's a challenge so if you're on a challenge ellen here's one yeah lift your [ __ ] what is she thinking right now wanting that show to tank this whole time and now that it finally is she's like it's not a challenge this is this is what i've been waiting for i finally achieved it i finally did it like i did everything stupid possible i would just scare people every episode they kept coming on every episode they come on i have someone jump out of the box and scare them they keep coming on the [ __ ] thing i mean i make the people dance in the audience i dance with them stupid nothing changes i'm an [ __ ] to everybody some guy was eating a tuna sandwich i told him go [ __ ] himself i fired him i said nobody tuna on the on the whole show you can't eat tuna everybody gets fired i was the worst boss ever the ratings kept going up up up up up and then finally flagrant ii podcast talks about it it goes viral and my dream has finally come true she's always wanted to show i mean she was mean to people and it kept doing better 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it i think that it would just uh piss people off disrespect our our fans because we speak openly and candidly about things uh first thing that we're going to do right now is not act like we know what the [ __ ] is going on the history of this yeah like to really truly get i started diving deep into this a little bit i was talking to fa was just really knowledgeable in this and i know you're like oh he's going to be biased because he's muslim but but he's like turkish muslim like he don't [ __ ] with arabs you know and uh they don't they don't [ __ ] with him it really does so so they're like um but he's been breaking down obviously i've been talking to dove dove is definitely biased towards the uh you know israeli uh side um and uh it's just the point is anybody speaking right now including the hadids and the deeds are palestinian i'm sure that's why it's so important to them but everybody's gonna have a bias take on it and depending on how you feel about the instance is really where you start the historical record right so if you are you know israeli or jewish you sympathize with the israeli side you're going to start it wherever it makes sense for them and if you're palestinian you're going to start wherever it makes sense for them and then everything after that is well they did this so we got them back etc this thing literally goes back thousands uh well yeah thousands of years if you want to do that but like within modern history you're going back hundreds of [ __ ] years okay and uh obviously you can trace it all back to [ __ ] britain because they cause all the world's problems that we're still dealing with today yeah so this goes back so [ __ ] far i don't even know if we like should go through any historical record do you like is that interesting to anybody to like go through some of the history like some of it maybe yeah hit points do you want to because i just know it's making me i give you cliff's notes you guys if it gets boring you tell me and then just shut it down okay this is cliff's notes done okay post world war ii there's a u.n doctrine to create an independent jewish state you can obviously go before this like if you really want to go to like the idea of zionism who is it like herzl i think started ironically uh uh an austrian austrian guy austrians created a lot of conflict for the jewish people right like okay so uh so the the us u.n doctrine to create an independent jewish state so it is true when israelis say hey we didn't this isn't us that created this this is the u.n that created this right so that's one common thing that israelis are saying we didn't go this we're deciding this and [ __ ] everybody this is what the u.n decision was okay in that doctrine it also says that they should to create an independent arab state as well currently that hasn't exactly um happened right there isn't an independent place that is palestine but that was also in the doctrine now the reason palestine exists like i said britain want to create a pipeline from northern iraq to haifa so may 1st 1948 palestinians start fleeing uh the area that at the time was palestine because of tension with the jews that are uh living and then moving in there now may 15 1948 the british mandate over palestine ends so remember that british mandate says hey we want to make sure we have that thing for the pipeline so may 15th that's going to end right so may 15th jordan egypt iraq oh sorry may 14th ben gurion announces the state of israel so the day before it's about to end he goes yo we got a state this is our [ __ ] on may 15th jordan egypt iraq syria all invade but they're [ __ ] as [ __ ] and arabs can't fight for [ __ ] so they lose right yeah you gotta explain it more like a new yorker like like okay new york gotcha all right so jordan egypt iraq and syria invade right but arabs can't win a war to save their life so so so they get rinsed right by israel right i mean this is why turks don't really [ __ ] with the arabs i think because turks like ran the world for like 500 [ __ ] years they had like white slaves like that's the pinnacle of like any culture you know like england have white slaves bro we were theirs late uh okay so the five countries basically um uh they couldn't i mean they just couldn't take them out at all um israel grows after the war and then takes uh over half of jerusalem so they expand their territory after the war they win this war they go yo we're taking more we're gonna take half of jerusalem okay so the new border is announced right i think i believe in 48 that's the green line the current map that we have right now right after 48. basically what happens is this the new borders announced israel takes half of jerusalem egypt takes gaza you guys are familiar with obviously gaza jordan uh takes the other half of jerusalem which is east jerusalem and the west bank and this is what's called the green line and this is the current mapping of that area that we see now and it was drawn up that way because they lost a war in loss essentially essentially yeah so after losing it they're like yo we're going to gobble up some more of this [ __ ] which i believe at the time that's how things worked right as as you go on through history there's like international law that states just because you lose a war you can't just annex land but as we've seen recently there are countries that have annexed parts of it not only israel but you see what russia did with the ukraine they annexed that part of what azerbaijan was doing to armenia i think what turkey did to like north cyprus so this is this is common but illegal in terms of international law but what the [ __ ] is international law like is the u.n going to walk in and go hey you can't do that right and we didn't really do that when russia took part of ukraine right could you say that if the u.n is responsible for creating israel the whole creation they could also step in and be like yo we gave it to you but don't do this yes and then that's where [ __ ] gets money because when people invade you the un's not going hey don't do that yeah or coming in with forces and you fight back and then you take some of some more land some people might go okay well that's how land gets carved up throughout history is there wars and then territory is moved this way or this way based on the outcome of that war that's what some people might say i'm not justifying i'm just saying that there is a reason why people believe it so 1948 this is after what happened after that war so 1948 to 1967 jews get kicked out of a lot of arab countries right not morocco weirdly but many did leave right many did leave many did leave so now you have a lot of jews that are from throughout the world especially in the middle eastern region they're pouring into israel so the numbers rising right right 1967 there's a six day war okay arabs try to run it back uh egypt jordan they're about to invade they literally have like the forces lined up israel launches preemptive strike on egypt uh jordan syria and iraq respond they all get their [ __ ] fannies rinsed once again dude like just [ __ ] bodied this time right um like never seen their fannies rinse this hard that's the way that that fa put it and um the results of the six day war is israel expands again they capture the golan heights and east jerusalem right east jerusalem is important for what's going on right now because that area is in that area right uh they captured west bank gaza the sinai peninsula and they just straight bodied them there was one more war the yom kippur war which is like super tragic right a lot of dead bodies on both sides it was like one of those experiences where like israel won but both sides were like we can't have this much [ __ ] bloodshed like too many people are dying this is we gotta we gotta stop this so there is another ceasefire right um and as part of that agreement there's a peace treaty with egypt and they gave egypt back to sinai okay in 1980 israeli supreme court annexes east jerusalem right so it's fully israel in their eyes now the u.n law said it was null and void but in the same way the u.n law would say hey russia you can't take back crimea or azerbaijan you can't take these parts of armenia etc right right but if you're a country and you've got enough weapons you could be like yes i can that's what russia did nobody's [ __ ] talking about it right so um 1988 uh jordan and egypt give up the west bank and gaza to palestinian authority so they basically go yo we're not looking after this anymore palestinians you look after it in israel's mind they're like well we bodied that when y'all tried to invade us again and you lost so you giving up some [ __ ] that we already took you know what i'm saying so i was like who are you to give it up like last time you tried to run it back you got your fanny rinse and now you're talking about you giving some [ __ ] up that you don't even own no more it's like i took your chain and now you're saying that i could give it to somebody it's like the chain is ticking yeah you know so shakhtara is that section that's in east jerusalem and that's what happened right now you probably heard it in the news right i'm probably mispronouncing it correct me if i'm wrong palestinians that were expelled because of uh i didn't bring this up but the nakba have you can you explain that a little bit okay it's fine uh basically palestinians that were uh expelled from areas of uh jerusalem moved there when when israel first took that first half right they moved there right um in eastern jordan ruled at the time jordan gave them land to build homes and the un gave them money to make the homes so in 1967 the war happens israeli takes over the region they annex the reason right and um the families i guess were there weren't allowed to register their homes in 1972 there's a court decision saying that this area actually belongs to jews from back in the day in the 1800s so now everybody's going whose land is this really well technically it was ours back in the 1800s blah blah blah a verdict came out in the court that was actually in favor of the palestinians and it was like no this is there these are their homes then the palestinians claim that there is like a lawyer that wasn't that honest that registered the land for uh the israeli settlements so now you have this thing where it's like yo we had a decision that went our way but then this lawyer is registering this land not really for us but for israeli settlements so what the [ __ ] is going on right so that's easily reversible though like this i mean settled in court it's done what which court is it israeli court is it the u.n court like you're dealing with so many different things like if you don't believe that that is it's imagine this it's like there's this land right that none of us have un approval to own right and we're both saying that our own courts are saying it's ours yeah well it doesn't mean anything yeah it's like an american court saying uh some law in uh some house in mexico should actually be ours and the mexicans are like no it's yeah your law means nothing over here yeah right so that's how both of them ruled on it it wouldn't also yeah because we don't give a [ __ ] about the u.s that's another thing so they don't care about the u.n right they've been biased enough towards israel even though ironically we'll we'll get there we'll get there we'll get there from israelis yes we they do not they're not going to listen to any judgment that they make so um listen so there's a bunch of there's this is disputed but a lot of different like in 1970 they said the jews can reclaim lost land uh there's ottoman documents saying that palestinians own that land those documents are rejected again we're just going back and forth in like political uh or like legal uh jargon at this point okay um basic issue is uh israel is giving citizens rights to reclaim land but not giving palestinians arguably the same rights to reclaim their land right so if it was their land before why should they not have the right to reclaim it and then they can both go back and forth hundreds and hundreds of years proving that they had some ancestors that were living there and you know what these people have all lived in the same [ __ ] area for thousands of years so you can just keep on going back and finding documents that somebody put a [ __ ] tree stump down in one area and it was a muslim guy okay so it's us we should have it or a jewish dude down the block was like okay it was us so i understand the difficulty okay um the one argument is obviously you lost the war and what happens after you lose the war is you don't get any [ __ ] rights to whatever it is yeah um uh maybe that's against international law but you know that is what it is and like i said there's other countries that are also doing this at the time and nobody seems to have that big an issue over right um so then you have uh now you can play into like leadership and like what are the motivations of these different places right like right now uh i think they've had four elections in israel and can't form a coalition so they have like a coalition government they don't have like what we have where it's just you get a president so they have like the leader of the coalition i guess is netanyahu and for everybody that thinks like that israel just feels one way about palestine and what's going on and it seems like i'm capping for israel here i'm just trying to make sure everybody's on the same page the reason why they haven't been able to form a coalition for the last four elections is because [ __ ] there disagree there's a difference between the politics and the people of every country i know everybody around the world hates american politicians so do we we don't want to be in [ __ ] afghanistan we don't want to be in these senseless wars over and over and over again we don't want to like disrupt and overthrow governments the average person us we don't want to do that now do we like the benefits of it [ __ ] yeah yeah we like some cheap gas you know what i mean we like the fact that our money is backed by oil we like all these things but if you ask us on like a human level if we want that no we're fortunate enough that all the [ __ ] that we [ __ ] with around the world ain't next door yeah but please believe if it was next door we gonna hear about it yeah okay but the people are different than the government and i think a lot of times what's ish the tricky issue with israel is that like because it is a jewish state criticism of the government and their actions is viewed as anti-semitic now there are a lot of anti-semites that criticize israel because it is a safe way to be anti-semitic they feel hatred towards jews and they're like well here's a good way to prove why right and there are people who love jews who are jewish jewish people in israel that are very critical of their own government that do not like the decisions that netanyahu has made that do not like the expanding settlements that look at it as poking the bear and would prefer that there was a two-state solution where both these people had access to their land and they didn't have to constantly be fighting over it and the tricky thing is in order to maintain power politicians we know this in america just like anywhere else will sign deals with whoever allowed them to maintain power so netanyahu is going whoever's going to support me allow me to keep running this [ __ ] i will do whatever you oh the settlers the settlers are the people that are creating these these like pockets of i guess israeli expansion within the west bank is that fair so okay i'm a rock with them i'm a rock with so because then they're going to support me right and of course the palestinians are going like yo do we have like our space or not like it seems like you keep expanding and then the average israelis who are happily living in [ __ ] jerusalem or tel aviv are going stop going over there cause my kid is in the army and he's gonna get [ __ ] killed yeah yeah so that's why you have half the country and probably more going i don't want this guy in power i don't want now here's the problem the second bomb start going off when there is fear there is no empathy to get primal yes with fear no empathy exists if i think myself or my kids are going to die i don't have any empathy for the other person on the other side yeah i want to do whatever protects my kids the second the rockets go off on both sides it does not matter the rockets go off all of a sudden you're not worried about how those people could feel about land disputes you're not worried about you're going oh you're trying to kill my family i don't give a [ __ ] about you yeah and that's and then okay so when you look at the guy like netanyahu uh now i guess he has a lot of sport because i think in times of war everybody supports the person who's but before that there was not like all of my friends they were either israeli or like hardline like pro-pro-israel none of them liked yet netanyahu you were very critical of netanyahu yeah i was an early super fan i mean war hero well-spoken american educated did such incredible things and then you saw this lust to keep on a lot of this power and i was like no one should be in power that long who is your successor who should we start backing and you didn't see that so you have someone like me who was like hey let's see who else is out there but look right now both sides left and right are loving him because in times of crisis like this you want the strong line right wing [ __ ] core leader and it's like and this is this is what happens i mean like often people have spoken about netanyahu he's basically a plastic bag in the wind it's just wherever the [ __ ] whoever's gonna support me whatever the opinion is i will roll with that so i can maintain this power and um just to clarify real quick with the settlers right they're basically uh they're not necessarily israelis a lot of times they're americans uh ukrainians like people who like dove was saying even they're like these ukrainians that are like one-eighth jewish and they're just basically leaving [ __ ] russia the ukraine for a better life and these settlements in the west bank get subsidized by the israeli government so they're getting basically super cheap houses but with all you know good amenities etc so they're almost incentivized to leave their really poor countries and come to a first world country that you have access to all these you know i guess amazing you know resources um and then you're expanding i guess israel in the process right or at least the frontiers um the extremists on the israeli side see it as a historical jewish land i believe they called it uh judeo-sumeria so it's more than just these lines it's wherever the jewish people i guess were roaming back in the day um but i think the average jews does not see israel like that and well look they're eventually going to want to still be able to go over there i mean there's absolute incredible historical parts of those areas that you would hope that if they want to visit you know birthplace i think mark helped me hear like joseph and different oh i mean yeah the birthplace of all the modern religions i mean jesus you want to go to nazareth you're gonna have to go to the west bank you know so you have this situation you have this situation where a lot of people go oh like israel just wants a one-state solution they just want to take over all the land etc and that's not the case because if they do that they can't be democratic right if they take over all of the west bank and gaza and incorporate them into israel the number of non-jewish now israelis will be too high and they won't be able to maintain whatever laws that they want to maintain i mean [ __ ] if they wanted to do it just based on democracy they could be like you know 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literally and it's like once god tells you it's okay then they're like all right let's move the native americans let's move the mexicans let's move whoever the [ __ ] is in the way we'll move him out right once god and that's on both sides so if the extremists on the israeli side are like yo god said that this is our land they don't give a [ __ ] about how the palestinians feel if they're going to be in those settlements or not if it is uh you know divided in an apartheid type system they don't give a flying [ __ ] those extremists the average israeli sure they don't want this [ __ ] but those extremists are like [ __ ] it this is god said this is our land so we're going to keep running we're not going to beat 50 50 because god don't do 50 50. right god does a hundred mm-hmm because i'm god i don't have to negotiate with nobody and the same side with palestinians i think a jewish god would negotiate but yeah but so and then i think on the palestinian side um the same thing like the extremist organizations that are running and making the decisions there aren't going to go yeah let's just have an easy two-state solution because that doesn't satisfy their thirst and that doesn't satisfy the people that are funding them right if you are running it based on the decisions of god you're not going to go well god would be happy with 50 50. and passion gets votes and it's hard to get votes if you're moderate and you're asking modern people don't vote they're not passionate enough i would i would not be surprised if you asked the and i've asked palestinians and and we've had we have friends that are palestinian uh comics or palestine i would not be surprised if you spoke to them and you're like yo would you guys be cool with a two-state solution i bet you the majority of them just like the majority jews were like yes we would [ __ ] love that we love our independence and autonomy but the people making the decisions at the highest level they might not be okay with that and they might know that their bread is buttered not wanting that so they'll do everything they possibly can to fight and who knows maybe israel wouldn't allow that maybe they wouldn't maybe they wouldn't i know that there's tons of historical precedence for for fear that given a two-state solution and given access to whatever resources that they would have they would feel like oh [ __ ] we could be under attack potentially maybe iran would you know throw tons of money and throw tons of weaponry at in you know the people that are running god the hamas in gaza you know and and maybe they would put us at an even more um you know and even more for lack of a better word like fearful state and i guess where israel is coming from in the sense of like getting out voted like the reason pakistan formed is muslims were a lot of muslims were like look if we are part of india we'll get outvoted on everything any like law muslim vs hindu we don't have the numbers we need our own country now they have their own country and you would think that's not going to happen but now india is very like pro hindu in any like any pro hindu thing we're just going to pass it because we got the numbers yep so i see where they're coming from it does seem like though fundamentally aren't they just they're trying to take back land that they said was theirs but they haven't had like it's that's the issue right that's where the conflict starts and then you guys felt it was escalated because rockets got fired towards you so now you're like we don't give a [ __ ] anymore but that's all we're trying to do is survive and i can i just make my please i guess my statement is i think it's important i mean i sit off off camera a lot of folks have been messaging me on this on on both sides yeah this is where i stand just even going back historically i am a moroccan jew my parents were born in morocco every one of my family members has left morocco either for israel france canada or u.s my father still speaks fluent arabic he speaks arabic to his brothers we are we are in love with that culture we love my religious jewish family revere the king of morocco that is the biggest proof like that type of coexistence this is what i grew up on this is what i love i'm also a absolute huge supporter of israel two of my grandparents are are buried in israel i'll never lose that love and support so i will always give we have a that statement i we have a right to exist that country exists they will die for it um you know my family i have family members serving in that army at the same time i believe and i've always believed that palestinians uh deserve every single of the same exact type of equal rights in their in their own country i've always been a believer of the two-state solution that seems you know tougher and tougher as we go so we can speak on this the one thing i will say though in in this current conflict that's been so tough for me and you've seen it from everyone that's spoken up on it i mean i was worried about you guys speaking up on it because it's if you understand the group that we're in i mean it's the the jew we have muslims working with us and the indians and the catholic i mean this is what i love this is probably why i left hollywood like this is the realest thing i've ever been involved with i i've loved the the arab and muslim fans that have like come up and they're huge amounts and i think that the answer to this is what you guys do all the time is bust each other's balls and and everyone tried to find common ground and that's what i want to say i believe in in this particular instance it's gotten so bad from the last experience the the war in 2014 of at least there being some type of let's see both sides to i can't believe that people won't do research or at least speak against the one thing that they should be speaking out against which is very clear to to me and a ton of my friends and family of hamas that is running gaza that is firing indiscriminately into israel is a terrorist separate them from palestine but or palestinians but this is all we're seeing is that there's somehow there's a justification for that or people aren't speaking up on that i mean if you ask me a week ago is what's happening in chicharrad like terrible i'm like yes it's it's a political bs and we are not our governments and there's there's still so much [ __ ] to have to be resolved in that instance but you lose the plot when you when you're talking about 3 000 rockets being fired from gaza indiscriminately into israel with uh there are people that were evicted from those homes that were on this i guess uh what people believe to be disputed territory right so the territory was eventually owned by believe an israeli ngo but the people there are like nah jordan gave us this land and or the in the u.n gave us money to build the homes like these are our homes right but then israel's like well they were never registered with us when we annexed the land and they were like but y'all never let us [ __ ] register the homes so i believe that since the issue of settlements and israeli expansion is so like uh visceral and painful and that wound is still open seeing an example like this is just another example of that expansion so um which but there's a separate thing happening in israel right now there are actual for the first time in in arab or or co arabs christian towns just real quick of civil war basically but just which hasn't been seen in israel but just real quick just to clarify so what dove was saying is like yeah that's a [ __ ] up political issue we should protest that like have protests like let's talk about let's come down the street like i know that uh uh you know recently in uh in scotland you know it's pretty amazing that uh that they're like there are these two like i think immigrant families that were like collected collected by like the scottish immigration services and i don't know the whole story i only saw us on instagram so if they end up [ __ ] diddling kids or something like that i'm sorry i feel bad but the community surrounded the [ __ ] van that was taking them out of the community they just didn't let them take it and the police just went all right [ __ ] let them out so the community just kind of like stepped up and they're like yo these are people the community we [ __ ] with them you're not gonna just you remove them maybe we can have some sort of like court proceedings to make sure they were indian by the way court proceedings to like uh you know find a legal route for citizenship etc right so the people came out and they're like this is wrong and you would never see me maybe there's that friends you wouldn't have rallies in the streets maybe exactly maybe there's a version of that where it's like instead of you know going to violence people can come out and they can protest and maybe they would argue that's what they were doing at the temple mount or al-aqsa i think they were at al-aqsa right there's the temple mount and then there's al-aqsa is on the temple mount they're next to each other right but it's the same area so they would maybe they would argue they this is what we're doing we're peacefully protesting and then like israeli police started ushering us out or it's really [ __ ] up the point is is that all like the wound is so fresh it's always fresh it's been fresh for [ __ ] thousands of years and any sort of aggravation on either side is looked at as oh it's go time but that was hamas trying to actually flex and have power that i mean that's just clear to me you can call it my bias i wish there were other folks in the room on the other side to defend it but what am i arguing here there's terrorists firing at both jews and arabs 3 000 rockets indiscriminately if we didn't have that iron dome system that was also co-funded by the u.s and and we now saw israelis israeli buildings hospitals schools being blown up not what israel is doing back in in gaza and you can again i'm going to get a million messages arguing that they're they're attacking civilians they're using as much restraint as i think that they could without going into gaza which they don't want to do and that's a fact as well then then you wouldn't see me arguing you're talking about we're looking at it at this point there's a war and there's terrorism that's terrorism yeah and i i i wish please if you want to use pressure on on the government on on politics use that for me i was actually most hopeful about changes happening in israel when i saw that they couldn't form this government first for such a long time i was like okay people want something new and then there were these new established relationships with the gulf states like united arab emirates and i believe that do you know how many israelis loved that new that newfound connection with them that have been flying to dubai that are striking up business deals i would hope that that would be the best way for those gulf states to now start taking care of palestinians and giving them bigger opportunities now that the that they have so much leverage on israel in terms of new business deals and all the prosperity that can come from that would go down and also affect the palestinians in a great way to the point that they couldn't that they would slow down the settlement building that they were or find a way to finally speak on that so if we can say right and wrong but where do we go full takeaway here is i think most people agree that the expansion of israel with these settlements in the west bank is a cause of problems and tension and seen as an aggressive act israelis americans canadians that's how europe is what i'm thinking here i think i think most people go yo dude that's not cool okay you have the power to do that and these other people are powerless to stop you i don't think that's a right i don't think that's the right thing there's got to be a better solution to that and i think also most people can go you can't shoot rockets at [ __ ] civilians yeah it doesn't justify it there's this like logical leap that i don't understand where like people go when rockets fly up and yes they have an iron dome but that doesn't mean it's okay right but it's like when rockets fly because they did land a couple land and there were 10 of them are landing so talk about 10 percent of 3 000 plus rockets right so it's like so there's this weird justification where they're like well yeah because because you're evicting these people that's why 30 rockets get sent and it's like or you're expanding your territory or you're doing this yes those things are wrong i don't know if that justifies setting all the rockets now two things can be wrong at the same time and we all agree we need to find a solution to this because the more that this happens the more that we're going to see rockets but we can't jump to rockets you know i think on a primal level yeah it feels a little bit and it's ironic that so many like hollywood types are saying that from california because this is exactly what happened in california but it seems like it's a little bit like bullying like you're just come taking land from us yep you're just we were here and then you're just taking this from us and so there is a certain like level of empathy there that when a response happens it's like all right well [ __ ] you were getting bullied so you had to respond how you respond but that doesn't necessarily mean you're allowed to fire three thousand rockets you know what i mean the reaction is disproportionate yeah and then expect something not to happen but i think it's so viscerally emotional to see those videos and like people are praying during e then they're getting forced to you know it's just like it's like well [ __ ] man whatever yo these guys got to fight back and i don't think the reaction is proportionate but there's a visceral kind of like hey man you got to fight back how you got to fight back it's easier to relate to the underdog let's relate to the underdog of being palestinians i want everyone to understand i don't care how much hate hamas is isis hamas is hezbollah it is a terrorist organization that's it if it happened to anyone else's country they would say nuke the place and then we don't care about the collateral damage israel is doing their best to mitigate that but yes civilians are dying and i cry for every single lost life on both sides this is terrible i want this to end anyone that knows me knows i want this to end but let's why don't we jump to the end how does this end do you think israel is going to uh wave the white flag and give this up they will be there to the last dying man or woman yeah so that's the thing about this that is so tragic is the more you research this and i hate to even say this the less a solution looks like it's gonna happen like the more i started looking into this and the more i started talking to people about this and reading about this the more i was like oh we're not solving this in our [ __ ] lifetime bro i mean or the way the only way it does get solved is one or the other wins and but the fact that the idea of them just living together and both believing that god doesn't want that you've spoken on this it's kind of it's like it's a joke premise but like there's some truth to it the reason we don't have this kind of [ __ ] in america is because we killed the natives mostly the reason australia doesn't have these issues is because mostly they killed the natives historically back in the day you would just kill the natives in a modern time where you don't do that there's going to be a constant conflict and yeah i don't to your point they might there might be a cease fire but i don't think the the wound is going to get reopened over and over again i got lost in most his explanation in terms of the history i'm glad you gave it but i was like yo a lot is happening but the one thing i picked up on big picture was this [ __ ] history just is going to repeat itself it seems and fundamentally it seems like if you can back off the expansion then you'll back off the retaliation which would back off your retaliation which is going to be y'all got the tech i i would look i would love that if you were going to say like where what does a palestinian country look like and please i'm absolutely not an expert here i mean because if you ask anyone on the hard right of israel they want it's gaza only that's what they believe that palestine can declare and that'll still be monitored for security reasons i what i i would say give them the west bank give them gaza uh i do not ever believe that they would give up east jerusalem at this point but i hope that with with peace that there is continued monitoring by jordan and other countries but it is going to always stay the capital of uh of of israel every country gets to declare their capital that's just how it you could do works you could declare it that'd be cool i think that the i think the most unique and inspiring solution for jerusalem specifically would just be like this is god city bro this is nobody can have god city god city is god's city if y'all really believe in god then that's for god that's not for you you don't own god's city muslims or jordanians or palestinians don't own god city god owns god city and maybe everybody could realize that their god regardless of who it is have played some part in that city and has sent prophets there and and maybe they could all maybe check ego i mean this is never going to happen of course not but it would be really cool if there was this one center where everybody could go it doesn't matter who the [ __ ] you are also going to be tricky because i think most religions some three major religions it's our god is the god yeah but all of them have sent prophets there right it's like all of them have these like servants of god that have gone to jerusalem at least some there's some debate whether muhammad went there in a dream or he actually went there but like they've played a part in the history of the religion and i don't know it just it'd be cool if it was looked at it would be beautiful i i want it i want it to be the sheriff said anyone that knows i mean when andrew and i went to israel together it's like you to get to the western wall you pull up to the old city you go through a place called the jaffa gate where you're walking through the arab quarter to the right you turn right if you want to go and see the church of the holy sepulchre which is where jesus came down from the cross was in turn and that was put on the anointing stone you continue walking down the same path this same narrow little path and you you've reached the the you know most important part in in judaism the bottom of the temple mount the western wall where then you could see the dome of the rock and al-aqsa on top and the temple mount you do this all within a five-minute walk down this corridor and it's the most beautiful thing in the world so i always believe in that but now we're talking again we're talking governments and we're talking about who city is so in terms of whose city it is i'm like it's believe me i believe in the spirit that it is everyone city and it's god's city of where is in terms of like borders israel will never give up they'll they will die they will die at everyone's floor to to keep that there's an old jon stewart joke from i like saw a clip of it it was like the [ __ ] 80s when he did stand up where he talked about like he said something about how it's all so close together jesus muhammad and abraham or moses or whatever all went to the same high school like it's like it's it's that it's that close it's beautiful i mean that's what it's what it's what i want to see i mean but we're gonna i mean a lot of these arguments are like we're still going back in history like andrew went through all of this and i'm just like yeah i heard this all before like where are we how do we how do we get to it and i truly believe that there was there was going to be progress when we talked about you know these new relations and and more prosperity and the hope that you know maybe after a global pandemic i think things will things will come together but no i don't know i'm curious to hear what you guys have to say any thoughts i mean not necessarily i don't know a ton about the issue at hand but like i have been interested in the media reaction because this seems like the first conflict in like ever since i've been on social media and even just like even track of the news that the public opinion has swayed towards supporting palestine it seems like historically in the united states especially like specifically in my community growing up like it's very evangelical christians and they all support israel yeah and so it seems but selfishly yeah i know of course explain the evangelical christian support of israel because i think this is really interesting i don't understand necessarily perfectly but like my understanding like there were a few kids from my high school that were like we need jews to go back to israel because once all the jews return to their holy land and zion then jesus will come back and then all of yeah we've got to centralize them in one place so we can just drop a whole net and capture them it's so funny because like evangelical christians are so supportive of the jews being in the homeland right and jews are like well yeah that's awesome we want support for us being in the homeland but they don't go any further as to why they're supportive like if jews just ask one more question like yo why are you riding for us so far you'll find out go eat the cheese off the mouse trap yes it's great cheese not to compare them to rats okay i didn't mean to actually compare i'm just saying as a metaphor okay go eat the cheese go eat the cheese yeah yeah it's like what's funny is of course jews are gonna take them up on it because jews are like he ain't coming back oh yeah he's going back the first time yeah he's gonna come back once we're expecting another guy to come for good [Laughter] but uh oh it's just so funny how all this works out okay so that was like my perspective growing up it's like i knew all these like evangelical christian pro-zion people yes and for the first time seeing like the mock explain zionism real quick it's a term everybody hears but maybe some people don't know what it is i should not be the person zionism is just the idea that there is a jewish homeland and you support that idea of the jewish homeland you believe that the jewish homeland is what zion mount zion is that it or am i saying a bob marley song [Laughter] it basically just means like if you're a zionist you believe that israel should exist and the zionist movement was built around this idea that the jewish people should have a homeland a place for them and that homeland is israel right now and it's basically the torah as far as like giving uh moses like the promised land like you have cana like this is your place and this is where your people are gonna be and like i'm gonna take care of you no matter what yeah and like you're gonna have generations of people and they're all going to propagate this land or whatever and something really interesting is like the most extreme jews the hasidic jews those are the ones that have like the hats and they're in brooklyn and they wear like the black suits and they have the hair the curls on the side raise my rent they raise me it raises 5 100 you're not the only person that raises the rent on the family that's why we're in this situation in the first place hashtag free me a lot of evicting the hill in jerusalem and zionism we were saying just real quick with the with with the hasidic jews like you would think that the most extreme version of the religion would be supportive uh would they would be zionists right they'd be like the most extreme zionists like the most extreme version of like muslims for example you're like yo all the holy sites that's ours like let's get it um they are not supportive of the state of israel because they think it's a political act and they think that god will bring israel back to the jewish the messiah is supposed to come and then you would go back and this is a and all these others god has given us the equipment to do it trust me there's not an iron dome plenty of religious jews on the right that are that are happily in in jerusalem you know what i mean like yeah no no there there are groups that are anti-zionist yes which is it's just surprising because i thought that they would be like the yeah and remember the zionism was this movement from herzl where he was basically he saw the writings on the wall in europe and he was basically telling people like it's getting you you know anti-semitism is was not new in the 30s from like this was happening in the 1800s i mean before i mean literally i'm in morocco because we were given four months to to to leave convert or die from spain from isabella and ferdinand it was called the alhambra decree so we ended up over there zion herzl was getting people in the 1800s 1900s saying like we need a jewish homeland it's getting bad over here surprising you meet enough jews you'll you'll meet multiple who are like oh we're here because we had to flee where we were before yep yep yeah it is um yeah that's been their history yeah there's been a lot of fleeing man but uh yeah so just if we could clarify some things just so you know you see these videos popping up of like people beating up like a jewish dude in [ __ ] canada you know what i mean and you're just like what's going on like yeah is this is this starting to happen like what's going on just to clarify like i think we all empathize or you should [ __ ] empathize with what the palestinian people are going through yeah if you're not empathizing with them then you you are you are so biased that you're removing humanity from a group of people that deserve humanity and they deserve and it is underestimated how much empathy israeli people have for that plight don't get me wrong people israeli people not the government but the people how many of them want there to be a two-state solution how many of them want there to be a country that is palestine their territory uh and how many people disagree with this expansion of israel and expansion of these settlements okay uh i think most calm logical reasonable people would agree or at least have that thinking process yeah at the same time they don't want terrorist organizations for whatever reason to shoot rockets into their country also reasonable to not want that i think that's very if it happened to america like think about like america occupies certain places right if america is occupying afghanistan and some taliban shoot some rockets at the american base that they're occupying please believe it's adios yeah because they fired three thousand we're not going to sympathize you're talking about we're not going to let them know yeah that happened in january remember they shot rock the iran shot rockets at a u.s base and everyone america was like oh it's going on like donkey kong yeah and then we shot my man right yeah but guys what are you talking about you're talking you're getting by no more but again you're talking about them like people have said oh well they're they have a right to attack back they're not attacking israeli army bases i didn't know so let's equate it's like saying canada is firing on manhattan i know i know i know i know the point is the point is look i know we're not justifying we're not justifying we're just trying to make sure because i don't want anybody to be mischaracterized here that's not to say that there aren't i'm sure plenty of israelis they're supportive of what's going on just as they're playing americans they're probably supportive of things that are going on that we might disagree with but the idea that they're a complete monolith is not the case and just because you want a jewish homeland doesn't mean you don't want palestinians who [ __ ] exist okay those things can operate separately and i think dovah said this but he's separating palestinians who probably don't want three thousand rockets fired on israel from hamas yeah and there's i'm sure every palestinian in palestine right now does not want occupation they don't want jewish police forces around they don't they want their [ __ ] country and they deserve their [ __ ] classes and i'm you're hearing me say it i am saying it very clearly i absolutely believe in the same so i'm making this a hamas versus palestinian argument i really do hope that there is peace i hope that there is a homeland for them and they deserve it like we have one they have one as well and it's not even i'm talking as an american but i'm a believer in the state of israel so i can't get off of that so and you're a believer in the state of palestine yeah so it's like let's do i don't know what the [ __ ] we got to do man and the more you research it the more depressing it gets the messy that's the simple answer but then the messy part becomes what is exactly what what is it what is palestine are you uh putting that joke out because i don't want to say it if you're putting putting your joke not yet but eventually i probably would okay so like i won't say anything about the joke mark has a funny bit but the idea that like you know we don't have to look at everything as a two-solution situation right is that there is nuance and there are gray areas to every issue in life and the problem of looking at this in this one way is that if you look at something in two states you're gonna villainize the other one right so if you don't want if if you're not supportive if you can't part of you can't come out and be like yo it's [ __ ] what's happening in palestine it's [ __ ] what's happening these people i don't want those people to go through that that doesn't mean that you hate every jewish person or that you don't want an israel or you don't want a jewish homeland those things don't those things don't have to exist in um what is the word i'm looking for uh that's not the dichotomy yeah right like but you can have empathy and want to there to be a jewish homeland you can you can have a place in your heart for a palestinian homeland and a jewish homeland and you can want this to be solved obviously in another way besides having war but you can also call out the atrocities on both sides you can call out a [ __ ] terrorist organization but you can also call out the expansion of israel you know and i'll be honest if you're palestinian you see that as terrorizing that's what i was you see it as terrorizing it's not the same as rockets but you see it in that way and to take that away from them is not fair it's not fair so it doesn't justify the reaction my it doesn't justify 3 000 rockets but you are shoving me off my homeland which we in my mind is like look you already got your homeland so why are you taking hours now that does not make the reaction okay of 3 000 rockets in any way i don't think i can empathize with that feeling of yo what you you have a homeland now this is my homeland now you're taking it from me and i don't think that there can be a solution unless i don't think there can be a solution if hamas exists and i don't think there can be a solution if expansion exists yeah i can agree with both of those i think you have to get rid of hamas and you have to get rid of their influence they cannot be the people that are running [ __ ] in gaza because there's no hope if they are because we know they have one solution matter of fact you know who wants there's nobody that wants war more than hamas because that's how they recruit and [ __ ] is peaceful between israel and and [ __ ] is peaceful in gaza guess who can't get any new members yeah hamas they want the embargo to your point about that i empathize with israeli people once rockets get fired at them being like yo do what the [ __ ] you got to do i'm under attack handle it israel i can identify with those palestinians getting shoved out their homeland feeling like they're under attack and be like yo hamas do what you got to do because we're not prepared to fight this but y'all got [ __ ] so go i can see other sides i can see yeah i can see them definitely turning a blind eye yeah or that even like i can empathize with that that primal feeling of yo i'm under attack i'm what the [ __ ] is going on i don't have a home and getting kicked out like i could die that can't even celebrate either yo i hamas i don't know what's gonna happen i can use some help this is what y'all do all right that's what y'all do yeah so it's just [ __ ] it just sucks man you think the the media response has been sort of impacted by the black lives matter protests throughout the summer or like in the way that there's been sort of like a social activism uptick this happened when i was in college i noticed the shift when i was in college i'd never experienced it before like you said before there was just unilateral support of israel yes right and um in college i started to meet some people that were way more supportive of like the palestinian plight did you notice this in college at all and that's where it has been really the most active for those i mean since we were in college but in students we went from college to universities across the country everybody just dove and i would that's how we know each other went to college together that's so like so yeah so we met at that pro-israel rally back there it's okay yeah but no a friend of ours like he was very sympathetic and i never understood it because the way that it was kind of like positioned to me it was like we're programmed to think we're pro hey listen israel's just defending themselves and there's terror organizations they're trying to take them down and then they'd always throw this in and like oh yeah by the way they hate gays and women and you're like oh okay you know like it was it was it and then i think as the democratic party started to um kind of fully identify around uh victimhood they had no choice but to embrace the victimhood that exists around the world right and you can't say yo we stand up for the oppressed and then not side in this situation with the people that are being oppressed so by drawing that [ __ ] line in the sand they all of a sudden stop supporting israel which was shocking because when i was younger jews were democrats without a doubt it wasn't even a question yeah like always vote a democrat and now you've seen at least in the last like eight years immediate switch especially with obama doing the iran deal i think that that was a lot i think that was the last draw for us abstaining on a u.n vote um in terms of what was that u.n vote that he uh i'm just basically saying that treat people with human rights or treat people with human rights [Laughter] but you know what i'm saying so it's just like yeah we've noticed that that shift and it's really interesting 2012 i think at the democratic national convention they did a vote of like they're just going through the motions of like we're all one of the votes was something like we stand with israel over palestine or something like that yeah yeah and i heard a bunch of booze and i was like what yeah at the dnc yeah really and i that i was like oh [ __ ] something's happening so i'm later than you all but i was like i remember that moment in my mind being like oh [ __ ] this is interesting yeah i think it's starting to shift and now to mark's point i don't know what you didn't really finish what's going on where you grew up yeah i know they were very pro-israel earlier palestinian or what yeah i mean like amongst my evangelical friends like i don't even necessarily it was always like their parents too so like i obviously haven't kept up with my friends parents but like i don't know if it's shifted but just in terms of like my immediate circle and like even being in new york it's it seems like it's definitely yeah interesting and the concern sorry no but i don't know if there was necessarily so much of like uh unilateral fervor for like an israeli state as a kid like i never felt like it was like an obvious thing i just recognized within my sub community it was that way but i knew a lot of other people that it was it just almost felt binary and i knew nothing and i still don't really have much of a passion for geopolitical anything yeah but it just felt kind of binary israel was the guys that were on their team and palestine were not that's just what it felt like with the us like that's it yeah it's just it's just tricky and like concerning because when you have a religion that is also a country um it's hard to divide that identity yeah you know especially now anti-semitism okay what anyone says so much of this anti-israel hate yeah you hate the jews i just right so it's just like you just you just go you just go and you just jump i make a distinction it's palestine and you use israel you guys all look like cousins and their cousins yeah so like uh it's tricky man it is it is very tricky i think that um i think that the the asians are going to stop getting hated on pretty soon and that hate is going to be funneled all right i was like i wonder if this just shifts the ant from anti-aging to anti-semitism yeah maybe it just but what's also weird is that it doesn't feel like they believe that there is a they've taken away the jewish right to israel i mean or not to jewish right the right for israel as a country that they're like no now it's back to all or nothing versus like we want a country too it's like no no no river to the sea is a very clear bar and i might be even less informed than most but my very crude understanding was just like dude israel just like popped up and the west was just like hey this is yours and then palestinians are like what the [ __ ] is happening so there's a very crude understanding of them already even before this just getting moved off their homeland i know it's more nuanced than that but i think that's a lot of people's very crude understanding is like oh yeah they were there and then israel just popped up and now they're just getting moved off so yeah look i don't think that israel is going to be winning the pr war anytime soon so i'll wave the white flag on there and they're fighting puerto rico at a certain point like we just have to be like watch for jews run in the media step it up dude like where the [ __ ] have they been they've been sleeping on this one we're getting bodied on this but the resolve i mean this is the most unified i've seen israel in uh many times and jews just around that were like wait what they're i'm seeing nazi flags mixed in to all this it's getting so bad dude yeah the immediate thing that i think is interesting is that you can't find on any main uh wait what he said nazi flags mixed in oh yeah that [ __ ] will pop up for sure they always do that but like there's on media headlines like for all like the major publications it's always israel hamas conflict and i do think it's interesting and i didn't realize because that palestine's not recognized as a state amongst like all the media outlets that they can't say israel versus palestine so it's israel versus hamas and then i wonder how that affects people's perception of what the conflict is where they go oh it's them versus like the terrorist group yeah and i wonder if that's impacting people's uh perspective no no they they know i i really am so shocked that there just hasn't been any distinction at all besides actually on major news sites but in terms of like how people get their news from you know influencers now they're just no one's doing any work to at least give one ounce and that is to say oh yeah there are these rockets coming from this group hamas that's it so um again i'm hoping for peace yeah i love you i love everyone i love my jews i love my arabs i love what if cafe you're a [ __ ] star we just relocate israel to a better place then everybody wins bro they were gonna put it in [ __ ] rwanda or uganda or something so give us somewhere in the caribbean i think i could convince some people there's a book someone wrote about uh they put ju they put israel in alaska like some guy just wrote a book like what would have happened historically that was different they just put a fantasy book yeah it's a fantasy someone's fantasy yeah yeah um but yeah i mean like i guess it's not the homeland you know it's just nice honestly i think it's just too cold yeah yeah give them they figure it out aventura you guys got it bro that's you we got you guys they did kind of yeah now make it official yeah i mean put them in brooklyn just give them all of brooklyn they get the whole thing yeah i was like they're gonna start feeling real palestinian there's a river there's a river in brooklyn that's close they like rivers yeah and the sea that's awesome there's a sea train [Laughter] see that's how we solve this let's make fun of each other humor humor yeah let's go to the middle east and try to solve it with humor and hummus i started to start barking people into the show the notorious tour yeah you're gonna stop yeah welcome to the creek in the cave dude you guys want to see a show come on the creek and the cave that's funny dude they gotta open a comedy club in pakistan called the creek and the cave oh boy okay freedom fighters all right guys that's been an episode of flagrant two we lost some steam at the end i'll be honest i'm [ __ ] exhausted never we're gonna take an eating break in the middle of the pot again that was a horrible idea but we needed to break for certain reasons we will see you on patreon patreon.com flagrant2 okay we'll see you over there we love you go get them tickets to the shows okay the infamous tour theatre shows calm friday 10 a.m go get it go 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Channel: Flagrant 2

Views: 377,458

Rating: 4.7922077 out of 5

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Id: bPg_m1SX0Vs

Length: 120min 35sec (7235 seconds)

Published: Tue May 18 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/blane490]

The autism/cousins convo had me literally ctfu. 😭

[u/Nas_Won]

That isreal palestine convo was so boring

[u/vibezad]

Smh, no commentary on Joe Budden. Not even when Alexx gave him the 'alley oop', when talking about a podcast being recorded with his studio over the weekend (Rory & Mal).

I hoped to get the same energy seen when they discussed the Call Him Daddy podcast

[u/umairjmalik]

And I thought I was the only one that thought Dov was super bias and that this shit was so badly done. SHULTZ: listen I’m not gonna be bias at all.... DOV: IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT...

[u/teddybeargraham]

The amount of bullshit that Dov peddled on the Israel-Palestine segment was almost unbelievable. And then in the end he somehow made Jews the victim due to an uptick in anti-semitism? What uptick? We can't call out Israel without being labeled anti-semites? Fuck off Dov, you bitch.

[u/clo3o5]

/u/Flagrant2podcast please stfu about politics. That shit was painful

[u/shamguard]

Bro they completely avoided talking about the massive civilian casualities in Gaza and tried magically explaining everything away as "HAMAS". god it was so frustrating especially with Dov trying to make it seem like the israelis are the real victims here

Disgusting, why not use the flagrant U platform to bring people on who actually know what theyre talking about

[u/Craftbeerpapi____]

Schulz been taking them hotheads to the face since he's been in Miami and now he's confused as to why he's going blind??

GTHFOH.