One Angry Man

>>MS. JONES, WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MY CLIENT? >>WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW. >>AND IN ALL THAT TIME DID HE EVER EXHIBIT A VIOLENT SIDE OF HIMSELF? >>OH, NO! IN FACT WHEN I HEARD HE WAS ON TRIAL FOR ASSAULT I ACTUALLY LAUGHED. >>HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE HIM? >>UH, VERY KIND, GENTLE, ALMOST WEAK. I WOULD SAY HE IS A PARTICULARLY WEAK MAN. >>WEAK YOU SAY? >>OH YEAH. WEAK, FRAIL, YOU KNOW, LIKE A PIECE OF DRIED STRAW OR A KITTEN WITH BRITTLE BONES AND POOR EYESIGHT. >>SO HE WOULDN'T HURT A FLY. I DON'T KNOW THAT I WOULD SAY WOULDN'T, I'D PROBABLY SAY COULDN'T. HE COULD NOT HURT A FLY BECAUSE OF HIS PHYSICAL WEAKNESS. >>SO WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY SAYING IS THAT MY CLIENT IS LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF COMMITTING THIS CRIME. >>YES, OR ANY SPORT OR ANY OTHER ACTIVITY YOU MIGHT CONSIDER MANLY. >>UH, OBJECTION. >>ON WHAT GROUNDS? >>I'M NOT SURE THE WITNESS IS BEING COMPLETELY HONEST. >>MATT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS GREAT. SHE'S PROVING YOUR INNOCENCE. >>YEAH, BUT NOBODY BELIEVES HER RIGHT? I MEAN, THEY KNOW SHE'S EXAGGERATING DON'T THEY? >>TRUST ME. JUST SIT THERE AND LET ME DO MY JOB AND BY THE END OF THE DAY YOU'LL BE A FREE MAN. >>FINE. NO OBJECTIONS YOUR HONOR. >>I'D KNEW YOU'D CAVE. >>WHAT? >>I SAID I'D KNEW YOU'D CAVE. YOU GOT NO BACKBONE SON. YOU JUST GOING TO SIT THERE AND TAKE IT. YOU'RE LIKE A SAD FLOWER. >>I DON'T THINK IT'S APPROPRIATE FOR YOU TO BE-- >>MATT, DON'T TALK BACK TO THE JUDGE. IT MAKES YOU LOOK AGGRESSIVE. >>BUT HE JUST-- >>JUST SIT THERE AND BE QUIET. >>FINE. [COUGHING] >>YOU'RE A WIMP. >>MS.JONES, ON THE NIGHT OF ASSAULT YOU AND MY CLIENT WERE ON A DATE, IS THAT CORRECT? >>YES. I WANTED TO GO TO THE MOVIES, BUT HE WANTED TO UPDATE HIS PINTEREST BOARD. >>WOW. HE IS SUCH A GIRL. >>OKAY, ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. I CAN DO THINGS. OKAY EVERYONE? I WORK OUT. WE GO TO THE GYM ALL THE TIME. TELL THEM MAL. >>IT'S TRUE. YOU SHOULD SEE HIM LIFT WEIGHTS. IT'S LIKE WATCHING A BABY HORSE TRY TO STAND FOR THE FIRST TIME. >>THAT'S IT. THAN HOW CAN I DO THIS? IS THIS TABLE BOLTED? IT'S BOLTED TO THE GROUND EVERYONE. CONFIRMATION. LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT THE TABLE WAS BOLTED. DEFENDANT SHRIEKED LIKE A WOMAN? I DO NOT SHRIEK. [SHRIEK] THAT'S A SOLID CHAIR. >>CASE DISMISSED. YOU AND THE LITTLE LADY CAN GO HOME. >>THANK YOU YOUR HONOR. >>I WAS TALKING TO HER. >>OH. THAT'S IT. I DID IT OKAY? CONFESSION! MAYBE NOW YOU'LL SEE THAT I AM NOT A MAN TO BE TRIFLED WITH. >>DID YOU JUST SAY YOU'RE NOT A MAN? [LAUGHTER] >>IN THE CONTEXT-- >>CASE DISMISSED. >>NO, YOUR HONOR. BUT I REALLY AM GUILTY. >>SURE YOU ARE SWEETIE. LET'S JUST GET YOU HOME OKAY? >>I HURT MY FOOT. >>I KNOW. OKAY LET'S GO. >>YOU JUST GRABBED MY ARM REALLY HARD.

Channel: Studio C

Views: 4,373,298

Rating: 4.9459271 out of 5

Keywords: Studio C, BYUtv, BYU Television (TV Network), court, judge judy, judge, trial, week man, tough guy, lawyer, objection, matt meese, mallory everton, jason gray, whitney call, DC, Divine Comedy, funny, comedy, humor, college, college humor, key and peele, funny or die, sketch, Sketch Comedy (TV Genre)

Id: VWPOO-vZ5pk

Length: 3min 39sec (219 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 21 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/Solracksub]

I really liked the video and how it plays with gender roles, but I have never liked how being strong is something exclusive, expected and only for men.

[u/mikeman7918]

I love Studio C. I actually once firefly brushed shoulders with a few Studio C cast members at a mall in Salt Lake City.

[u/Avatarmushi]

THE MAN!

[u/Rajun_Cajun1]

Oh man Studio C is the best. I died during the Scott Sterling and Harry Potter films. And Jumanji. I think the cast left though.