♪♪ [cheering] >>Camille! Hi! >>Maggie! Hi! >>Oh, hello! >>It's been too long! >>I know! >>Oh my goodness. You guys, this is my friend
Maggie from my grad program. >>Hi! >>We both went to school with
the bride. I can't believe you came all
the way out here from Utah! >>Oh, no, I'm from New
Hampshire. >>Oh, but I thought you were
Mormon. >>Oh yeah, but not all
Mormons are from Utah. >>Huh. >>Oh, yeah. I'm pretty sure my aunt's
Mormon, and she said they all live in
a commune together. >>Oh. >>Yeah. >>Oh, that's not true. There's like, millions of us,
so-- >>Oh. That must be,
like, a ton of communes then. >>Yeah. >>Yeah. >>Sorry, Glen gets excited about other people's cultures. >>Oh. Okay. >>Oh! Maggie, that was close! >>What? >>You're not supposed to
drink, right? >>No, I don't drink alcohol. This is water, so... I still have to consume
fluids to live. >>Oh, wow! See, I just thought it was
all liquid and that maybe you guys didn't
live for very long. >>What? >>Yeah, well... That's really cool. >>Put your phone away! She's right there. [gasps]. >>Oh, I am so sorry. Devils be gone! [spits]. >>There you go. >>Salt. >>Take care of it. >>Then I'll
just put it in-- >>Forgive her. >>Sorry, I'll put it
in the holy water. It's fine. And you know what? We've got to put it in
the holy rice. >>Rice. Holy rice. [laughs] >>Get that liquid out. It'll work out. It's fine. Good. Sorry. >>Okay, do you guys think
I'm, like, Amish or something? Because that's not the same
as being Mormon, and I'm pretty sure that holy
rice is offensive to Catholics. >>Do you know Tom Cruise? >>Oh! >>No. >>That's too bad. I thought all Mormons knew
each other. >>Yeah! >>Well, he's a Scientologist,
so-- >>Oh, but dating must have been
crazy though, right? Because if he doesn't have a
beard that's, yay long, you can't look him in the eyes. >>Oh! >>Okay. >>I read that somewhere. >>No, that's not a thing. >>What about when you had
to bind your feet until your toes
were all deformed? That must have been really
hard. >>Oh yeah! >>You're thinking of Chinese
foot binding from, like, a hundred years ago. >>Oh yeah! My aunt told me they
can't really talk about their church. That's the first rule
of their church. >>Oh. >>Fight Club. You're thinking of Fight
Club! >>Oh. I'm sorry, I can be such
a goober some-- Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to curse. >>Which word was the curse
word? >>All of them? Educate me about your
religion! I've never read "The Da Vinci
Code." >>What? >>Guys, huddle up for a
picture! >>No! >>Are you kidding me? She's Mormon! If you photograph her, she'll
die. >>I think that's vampires? >>No, I think it's the photo
will age instead of her. >>Dorian Gray. >>Her soul will be split
into seven parts and scattered across Hogwarts,
guys. >>Guys, seriously! Come on! >>Oh, Maggie, we're so sorry. We really just-- we want to
understand your culture. That's really all. >>It's fine, okay? It's okay. >>Maybe we can all
get lunch sometime and you can explain this to us? You know, before your people
migrate south for the winter. >>Okay, no! No. Okay-- that's birds. You're thinking of birds,
okay? >>I think that's Mormons. >>That's an animal. I need you to understand. Do you know birds? >>No... >>Say it: birds! >>Mormons? >>bir-- Mormons. >>Mor-birds. >>Okay, clearly Mormonism is
a very misunderstood religion, but it's actually a pretty standard
religious culture. [phone rings] [sighs] [gasps] >>I can have a phone! >>Well. >>I have to take
this, because it's my sister who
has nine kids. She's trying to find a
long-sleeve wedding dress for her 18-year-old daughter, who's marrying a guy she met three weeks ago. >>Mormons are so strange. >>Yeah... >>You know? Yeah. >>Hi, guys! Thanks for watching
that sketch. If you liked it, give it
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anything. >>Yeah. Any group is great. >>Anyone.
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fuck studio c
Eh, I thought it was pretty funny
I can't even watch it because I find so much of Studio C pure cringe
A lot of studio c isn't that bad. But then it gets ruined by the last line they say.
Most of studio C's big people came from a comedy group at BYU called Divine Comedy. I loved Divine Comedy, because it did honest, risky satire on some of the less attractive elements of Mormon culture. Then the church bought them out and trimmed their claws and got rid of anything that was funny.