Jake Paul Calls McGregor's Wife a 4 | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

[Applause] what's up everybody welcome to flagrant 2. uh it's your boy schultzy akash singing the building alex media mark gagnon we even got the truffle himself dove my mcmahon um let's begin right before we started this episode uh i saw i saw jake paul post something on instagram um he was speaking to conor mcgregor and conor mcgregor is a little disrespectful like he's disrespectful with fighters you know what i mean that's his thing that is his thing i guess you suit right didn't he have a suit does it [ __ ] you that's right in the pinstripes it said [ __ ] you and jake paul has this this this cut conor mcgregor i know you're probably beating up old dudes in a bar right now or maybe you're jacking off because you're sick of [ __ ] your wife i mean she's a four connor you could do a lot better but happy moments wow whoa that's wild bro sod he crossed the line with that one that's wild because all right here's why as well jake you say wise wild then i'll say why it's not wild go ahead okay so jake has probably has jake could probably beat up most people right and especially now after the nate robinson fight it's been obvious most people are like all right that guy could probably beat me up if we were to fight right but he can't beat up connor he might be able to out box connor but he's not gonna be able to beat up connor like conor would [ __ ] his ass up in a regular fight this is a boxing match right or yeah he's he's asking him to but i'm saying in the street yeah like in the street after what he did to nate robinson most dudes are not checking jake paul the average person is like i don't want that smoke that's too much i've seen him sleep a dude i don't want that yeah conor will [ __ ] him up in real life yeah you call someone's wife a four yeah the mother your kids still with her yeah you gotta [ __ ] him up you have to you have to [ __ ] somebody up wild dog and he's offering you 50 million dollars to [ __ ] him up yeah he's saying [ __ ] me up and you get paid 50 million that you get to avenge the disrespect that was done to your wife and the mother of your kids and you get 50 mil yeah you want to get permanent damage yep when you fight dustin poirier like you can get permanent damage that's a bad [ __ ] doesn't pour yet for way less money or 50 million dollars to beat up some snot-nosed [ __ ] from the disney channel come on it's this is a no-brainer bruh he gotta take it tha is the offer for real for real yeah and he put in the thing the contract and i guess like proof of funds or some [ __ ] i don't know it's like a swipe over first of all well done jake brilliant move brilliant move son i don't know if that no bill gates your wife's a [ __ ] [Laughter] real talk 300 mil real talk here's the thing with bill gates though bill gates's reputation is not based on [ __ ] people up yeah it's not even close to based on you could say that and that's why 100 but connor does it for a living why would you not take that fight if you're connor yeah i think connor would out box jake too that's the thing i think he's got a boxing background right uh it's i believe uh karate and kickboxing oh okay fair but still a little different i do remember you saying when he boxed floyd his head movement was like spectacular his head movement was elite uh he is a quality fighter he's much shorter than jake and weighs much less than jake but at the same time we're talking about like a professional fighter like jake just started fighting yeah i don't know man like i i just can't believe it that's a wild thing to say bro can i tell you why it's not that wild okay now you can tell me why it's not do you remember what connor said about khabib's wife yeah do you remember the exact words she said he was showing a picture of khabib's wife and she was completely covered for their wedding and he goes your wife's a towel mate yeah and then you said she's not not a towel which was a great line because we all felt that way at the moment i don't think that that is close to his disrespectful like if you called my wife a towel because she was dressed like a towel i wouldn't feel as disrespected because underneath the towel she's a beautiful woman that you love more than anything right if anything that's disrespect to your religion yeah yeah that's it yeah and god's gonna help now you're cross-pollinating my god and my wife you get [ __ ] up but here's the thing you're not disrespecting a wife you're disrespecting god what god told your wife to wear yeah god gonna handle that god also made conor's wife right so and you know looking according to how jake says right that's also on god that's crazy disrespectful god got your back about the towel comment conor tries to go to heaven and if muslims are right god gonna be like what was that towel [ __ ] handled yeah okay you know what i mean fair enough you soaking wet now [ __ ] yeah yeah you don't need a towel in the hell you sweating your ass off right you know what's crazy about these challenges now is that i said you could talk give the truffle so this is my take so with with ufc fighters and boxers they always have like promoters that get to like you know you make a challenge but the promoter creates a fight but because the paul brothers jake and logan come from the digital world they know the numbers that they can get so they can make these challenges and say like i'm challenging you plus 50 million dollars guaranteed on the table proof of funds like he's doing and he knows that he can get that money raised because of the world that they live in that's that's a cool extra little skill you can completely change what's interesting is is gonna change fight sports but the genius of dana white is that he kind of it's kind of i guess what's [ __ ] up but it's also the genius like he has all these guys under contract and they will have to fight for that contract an amount and it works because he fights them a lot so they get to fight way more than the average person would but he can control he can control that gate way better than the average promoter cam you know like the promoters for boxing no longer have control of their fighters i think canelo actually broke his contract do you remember he signed that crazy contract and i think he recently just got out of it oh [ __ ] i think um don't quote me i just can't believe that that's why you got to see that man yo thank you guys bruh oh you're gonna call your wife a four you do we know with mma fighters it's the same as like with boxers like no no like their hands are considered weapons so if a boxer hits a regular civilian that's like a felony of some sort that's interesting i wonder if that is the case because connor should just see him on the street for that yeah 50 million for that so that's actually more honorable it's not it is making 50 mil defending your wife what [ __ ] is honorable what if conor comes back and just says yo let's go on the octagon connor gotta [ __ ] his girl connor gotta [ __ ] jake paul girl that's how you honor your wife and then his wife his wife taking a video of it like world star rock it out no no i mean connor could say come in the ring but then conor looks [ __ ] he looks [ __ ] like i think connor looks [ __ ] because the idea is that jake paul isn't uh an actual person in fight sports he's not an actual professional fighter and conor is conor was so cocky about his boxing he box the greatest boxer ever yeah now this disney star is saying i will [ __ ] you up in the boxing ring and if you're not for 50 million dollars guaranteed and if you're not willing to take that 50 million you're crazy yeah his vipers for uh floyd was 30. all right that's the uh that was the guarantee he was the guaranteed handicapped paperback he walked away with 130 million some people say the guarantee was 30. yeah i'm just saying they all knew they were gonna make 100 off that but i'm just saying yeah how do you not take that now if i'm connor how i played is this i go i ignore and let him build the fight keep getting more disrespectful keep getting more wild the same way floyd did to connor connor been calling out floyd forever right floyd never said nothing until he got to a fever pitch and then it was like all right let's go boy now i'll whoop your ass i'm not gonna whoop your ass for no money let you build this i would honestly let him fight one more time get another impressive knockout um i think he needs one more if he fights again and it's a reasonably famous person and he sleeps him like he slept nate rob who gonna fight him again imagine he fought antonio brown and he slept him i imagine he fights t.o and he slept him imagine he fights rob gronkowski and he sleeps him i'm not saying that's necessarily going to happen but imagine if that did happen yeah it'd be yeah and inexcusable you got to do something first of all his his stop yeah through the rules through and conor got to see that man just knocking out nfl players calling people's wives a four what is he thinking when he's doing this is he thinking this is a payday because you could you could fight other people jake he wants some super smart of him yeah they won like you say something that now connor's going to look [ __ ] if you don't take the fight that's the smartest is it because that's the biggest payday is connor i'm saying why connor oh yeah biggest payday sports there's no boxer first of all he can't fight a real boxer because real boxing will bust his ass and real boxers don't have personalities now that floyd is gone yeah yeah they're struggling big time but so it's like there's nobody he can fight as a boxer right and mma fighters are superstars right now i mean the biggest ones and conor is a [ __ ] superstar yeah i think connor's still the biggest gate yeah you know all right fair enough that's the move then i think stop bender would bring it more style bender would demoralize jake paul no i know that i just mean like it would be a more exciting card because then you could bring the race aspect into yeah yeah the pre-fight hype will be fun pre-flight it's gonna be trick to do the race thing with jake because like he's so influenced by black culture yeah like logan looks more like traditional white boy yeah but like jake is trying to rap you know what i mean i think he probably got a grill on in some of his pictures like he clearly is like not against black people in any way besides when he's [ __ ] sleeping them jesus i'm just i'm i'm just like i couldn't believe that watch all right guys let's take a break because it's time to talk about the [ __ ] goats go all the way back to flagrant 2 these guys have been rocking with us before anybody that's right it's blue chew fellas if you want to give your girl the night of her life give her some fantastic dick which some of us don't naturally have myself and maybe only myself but regardless this is the move you get blue chew it's got the same active ingredients that's in 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are absolutely insane and i don't even know if i want to talk about that is this verified like are we about to this is real yeah oh this is a real allocation from twitter this just came about this weekend we're talking about uh uh an artist named fka twigs who's stuff i've never heard to be honest with you but british right you know we're from that apple commercial where like the walls move no i don't yeah i don't know i don't know yes it was a popular commercial anyway she accused our boy slb shia labeouf as yeah i mean not our boy he was my boy back in the day back in the day he's out here put some respect on my man bro so what happened what happened was out there just [ __ ] she said he was abusive toward her uh i think there was something what type of abuse here because oh my god no no this is important because now there's different types of abuse you could like be emotionally removed because there are types of a booth let's talk about emotional but what's emotional abuse you know i mean when you're girls upset that you're never home all the time is that emotionally abusive to me am i emotionally abused is it like when you're working on a netflix special and you got to be gone a lot is that what it is oh also shout out to that make sure y'all watch that on thursday and add it to your watch list if you haven't heard just yet if you're a brand new listener to the flagrant 2 podcast make sure you do that so we could break some goddamn records now this [ __ ] out this [ __ ] now back to this chair speaking of [ __ ] men who hit women yeah so apparently he was abusive we got it physically abusive physically no they they accused of all three so it was well [ __ ] yeah you're gonna do the other ones you don't start it physical you know we go no honestly emotionally he was great but i mean give me a people's elbow every thursday that's not how it works i'm just saying what is i need to know exactly what's going on here because because it's not only fka twigs not a sansia yeah but sia just jumped on it and she only claims emotional abuse now you're gonna claim that after he made that video pop he made it remember when he made that music video six years ago i'm just saying how are you not making your music videos pop all of a sudden it's emotional abuse right come on yo oh don't tell me that's why i see always covering her face no oh my god the transformer they got child above out here transforming them bro oh my god no ain't it crazy shyalaboof and then chris brown had a song called what oh my god i used to do a joke about that yo yo transformers is that's the [ __ ] kardashian curse right there is if you do anything with transformers that's a problem damn son so really so singer sia reveals that she was in an abusive relationship with shia labeouf after fka twigs came out and said the same thing that was the shot of the the twigs one i i've read this and then i forgot something it was like in a car he like physically abused her in a car did you look this up at all dove because you're looking like you're searching your memory banks and i would actually rather you just look at it all right let's see what that part well there was one scene where like he he you know he is very much like a method actor and she said that he said you la [ __ ] this yeah it was this one have you seen there's one abuse scene where he gets into character and said he's never killed something so he like starts shooting at stray dogs on the road with her in the car yeah something like that no one wants to see any dogs get killed actual real dogs though yeah yeah dog they're wearing [ __ ] robots [ __ ] animals that's why this guy's a [ __ ] animal bro yo who shoots an innocent i don't get it yo [ __ ] shia labeouf yo [ __ ] shia labeouf bro yeah honestly mark wahlberg was way better and that's true that's true i could i was so happy not to see la boo from the transformers i can't believe it dude this is disgusting any others just shooting at straight dogs is crazy yeah this guy's really going through it how do you know there's strays yeah they could have been someone's dog yeah it's runaway dogs right you can't shoot a stray humans we should call homeless people that should should we call those people's trays yeah that's just feral steve that's all that is you know feral steve he's a rescue that's all but they're not rescued oops anyway what else we got going on that's just that was just too crazy i don't know the whole details obviously you got to hear both sides you know what i mean we need to hear what shia got to say about all this but that [ __ ] is a wild ass boy bro that's crazy dog that's you know what the problem with being crazy is like leaning into the crazy guy because i don't think he was this early in his career he was doing disney movies even stevens bro literally like a is that a movie he was in that was the disney channel show he was even he was normal right as a kid he was like a normal kid right the problem with leaning into crazy guy is the good thing is you can do anything and people go oh he's an artist you know what i mean like johnny depp can just be a [ __ ] weirdo and people are like oh no that's so johnny depp and i think oftentimes people who have like a lot of social anxiety lean into this i'm a weirdo character because it allows them to get away with all these socially awkward moments right yeah the problem with leaning into weirdo guy is when you get accused of some wild [ __ ] mad believable everybody believes in matt like no question he also he came out with a movie like about his childhood where he played his own dad honey badger honey boy honey bunny honey boy honey boy honey boy and his dad was like also really abusive like took all of his money kept him in like a [ __ ] motel while he's filming a disney show like he he went through a shitty childhood and then the whole point of the movie is like he's he's there he's therapy in his way out of it and then you see these interviews and you're like oh man this guy really grew up and then you read this article it's like yo this guy's been crazier than ever i don't really hate this you roll your eyes but i will say i think on the average a disney channel kid has a worse life than like an average american kid no no way no why first of all if you're on tv and you're a kid you never experience like being uncomfortable with girls if you were a famous kid you never go through do girls like me do they not blah blah blah like you're gonna be popular with chicks the second that show comes out through your 20s i remember when i was in college there was a [ __ ] what was that kid's name johnny tsunami johnny tsunami yellow colleges was talking about johnny tsunami did you meet johnny bro he's busy talking about johnny oh my god i saw johnny tsunami at the frat party last night johnny tsunami was there johnny tsunami johnny tsunami was hey what about andrew monsoon come on you really surf too that must have pissed you off yeah [ __ ] is a fake surfer fire island looking yeah how do you get the name though say what how do you get the name cuz you had [ __ ] on that what no the movie that he did for disney's channel was called johnny tsunami his name was brandon i think but he just bro i don't know but these girls was going for it yeah they lose their money they get sexually abused and he's like yeah but they [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] get rejected sorry akka's whole personality is built off not getting [ __ ] in high school i'm just saying like people underestimate one you don't have any financial problems with your family his dad took all his money that's your dad blew that [ __ ] on blew that [ __ ] on alcohol or drugs or whatever he don't know what he blew it on bro we don't know that he didn't blow enough of it where you were homeless you had a home you had a motel yeah it was a roof yeah you weren't stray you weren't straight bro and also motel you're an actor you're staying in hotels all the time cry baby i wish i wish you could show people the apartment where you grew up my ship was i mean it is [ __ ] crazy fine if i told you who lived in that building you'd be like get the [ __ ] out oh yo buddy but also they lived there after your point we was there first there was a basketball court in the middle of the place yeah we had a basketball court but say where was but say like what the the story of this place was this was my parents it doesn't even move him i thought the video paused for me it was my parents old business that made so much money they moved to a better location and then instead of selling this we were like let's just live in it exactly tell your parents to work harder like yeah my parents care about me and they want us to have food and a basketball better childhood than shia labeouf i don't know we don't know that some of us was working for [ __ ] at a young age okay they call him the honey badger what is the name of it honey boy the honey boy plus he was sticking to him money badgers so funny free safety for the arizona cardinals free safety bro all i'm trying to say is you know you could then live in andrews like post college apartment and then when it goes that apartment into three apartments yo you had to walk through the the lion the witch in the wardrobe to go through it and you had to go through a closet and then you could then end up in his parents place and we're like andrew we are 25 years old now son this is what happens when you deserve everything you get here you being like you had a room bro my [ __ ] was no different than a motel it was no different than a motel okay it was what it was my parents worked hard you know what i mean they put everything they ever gained in their entire lives into a business selling dance lessons yeah yeah salsa swing no nobody's disrespecting nobody nobody inherited any money well maybe a little for the down payment of the place it was salsa it was miranda it was tangled up i never disrespect your parents but i'm saying you had a pretty good childhood relative so just because you had to work a little bit you know how you didn't have to work for [ __ ] tell a girl your address ain't no more working for [ __ ] hey you know what you kind whatever it was holiday inn we singing chingy what are we doing out here bro the point is you don't know what his life was like he's just playing victim bro exactly now that could be just victimized that guy could have way better life than me the guy's making tons of money making disney movies all the time my parents were selling meringues the only gays you could sell i'm just saying come on guys come on guys come on everybody you'll be playing up being a victim that say what i think he's being a victim that being said my life was better than him i mean if we getting competitive mr la boo my life was definitely better you know my parents were definitely you said that with the same level of like certainty that you earlier said he had a better childhood than all of us same level of confidence position my man didn't have to do no homework son think about when you're a kid when you're a kid you don't know about bills you don't know about responsibilities you just know about homework you don't gotta do no homework that's a better childhood none you know how stressful that [ __ ] was you're into your homework you on the way to school trying to do it on a subway person next you bumping your elbow while you trying to fill out your [ __ ] you know algebras you know that [ __ ] is stressful he didn't have none of that stress no none of it that guy's life was way better than mine even though it wasn't because mine was better than his because he didn't fully appreciate how his was better than mine bro your idea of what a kid wants in his life is just like a [ __ ] 90s movie of like what a kid envisioned blank check yeah no literally that's what i was thinking of plank check exactly and with that blank check what'd he do homework go carts go cards oh you're right the guy could probably do gold cards all the time you know what he couldn't do with that blank check what's that buy your apartment that's a fact that's a fact that's a fact you couldn't you got to get richer so you could afford that place sorry post you know the sad [ __ ] is huh i was thinking i was like man maybe i should just buy my parents [ __ ] i was like to them yeah no no i was like maybe i'll buy my parents [ __ ] just let them live in it you know what i mean and have tons of money so they can just do whatever they want for the rest of their life yeah that's sweet and um that's a good idea yeah but that's just mad expensive yeah i was gonna say a florida condo and then you're like get a reverse mortgage mom figure your [ __ ] out you know you'd be thinking you could pay off your parents [ __ ] and then you you look at the finances you're like how about you just give me the phone bill and i'll tell you oh you know it's crazy though they paid theirs off you know it is what it is guys suck it shia there it is you can't pay off a motel you [ __ ] we can say it about a guy who hits women that's what we should call guys who hit women yo that's facts i'm not gonna say we're not gonna you gotta until after thursday then your boy is gonna release one in all capitals come 2021 your boy's back some merengues flying around we gotta call him merengues from now on dude okay i'm just saying we can't we can't start feeling bad for these child stars they didn't have no homework and they had go craft services also go cars but think about craft services what was the most important [ __ ] nah nah nah what was the most important [ __ ] no no i think now i'm getting on your level right now what was my lunch what was the most poor [ __ ] at lunch you're really trying to appeal to a former faculty that's what i'm saying at lunch you come through what was your snacks at lunch what was your snacks desserts what type of desserts you had gospel brownies you had you have brownies you have pudding i know pudding but you don't have any brownies in my [ __ ] yep what is that cosmic brownie cosmic brown this is little brownies with the little little little debbie snack cake that white bitch's eye with me with me too oh the swiss the swiss rolls bro come on now a honey bun or two is that the movie he was in that's the jameel hebrew desserts jhib could not walk by this one bodega or any bodega for that matter without going in getting a goddamn honey bun he's addicted to point is at craft services we didn't have to do that we had maybe one snack that we could go to school with and then we would try to flip and flop and try to hustle try to you know do what we could do to get a good snack from trades that's [ __ ] yeah that i remember [ __ ] came with apple once idiot trying to trade apple for some some snack from sour belts for an apple bro come on bro paper bag sour belts just like merengue walking around with an apple you know what i mean all i'm saying is that was a huge source of anxiety for a child you had to hustle you had to hustle and you were judged yeah you know what i mean so he never had to go through that he had craft services for anybody who's never been on a movie you probably could have filled up your walk-in closet with a lot of dessert though let me see if i had a walk-in closet i did i had my own walk-in closet and i'd be walking in that [ __ ] bro i'll be honest with you walk in yo i this is how much walking you you could lay in that [ __ ] hey bro jamil smashed a friend of mine on that walk-in closet once i that's what we do over here baby my parents loved me it's that simple one thing cheyenne never mentions is how fun it is to live in a motel tell us why you never seen sweet life with zach and cody no i haven't well you get to roll around on the bell hop carts for fun now they don't have bellhop carts for motels i've never been in a motorcycle i know you have my parents love me i don't know you sound like a real [ __ ] right now honestly laura it's just shocking to me that we could feel bad for it everything can we name any other problems as a kid name a problem as a kid your parents fighting was his mom around nope no problem solved that's a good ass point problem solved that's a good ass point you got there think about it going to bed at any hour you want you have a bedtime as a kid do you not i did that [ __ ] was a little restrictive it wasn't it was restrictive i felt confined about my bedtime okay do you think shaw had a bad time hey 9 30 that [ __ ] getting ready for leno you know what you are damn right about that he might stay up for conan he might stay up something i hate is i got a tv privilege is turned off at a certain time was that at birth cause mark hasn't seen any movies in his entire life yeah that's a wild thing before yeah but i've watched all even steven so you don't even know who shia labeouf is outside of even well he knows tv he does know tv what time was tv off i was like 10 o'clock 10 o'clock ah that's reasonable hours go sky labouf got to make tv childhood got to make tv and he got to be literally he was probably up until 12 o'clock sometimes as a kid midnight he saw midnight he saw midnight no kids on midnight no kids bullied him right he had security he had security oh wow he had security no boys no bullies also he's a child star so that means he's only around other child stars you think they pick the ugly ass little kids to be child stars you back to [ __ ] right now yeah yeah okay let's go to other [ __ ] there there was that one kid from even stephen's beans remember that kid okay no he was [ __ ] yeah that little kid was [ __ ] straight up that's why he called him beans and i thought that was perfect look how beans even see he was his child even stevens they called him beans that was wildly offensive okay yeah he might be a little bit he's yeah he's vaccine ninja for sure but he oh we gotta get that vaccine by the way he was a weirdo [ __ ] and then he grew up and now he just still looks just like kimbo weird yeah we took the grinch yeah go to the top right one where his bald on the top so that's your point do they ever have ugly child actors answer is yes yes yeah that's a wild boy right i man got extra chromosomes for sure beans from even stevens works as a santa's helper at the mall yeah that's disrespectful when they like you can't have a regular job after being a child actor yeah you got no education son you [ __ ] you gave it all up bro you [ __ ] your whole argument with that one you took the queen's gambit and you lost that [ __ ] yo does that [ __ ] ever end up winning tonight i ain't watching a single episode god damn i was the first one i want to get back in the chat buddy i was trying to convince me that [ __ ] was good i didn't know i don't know you didn't know that's what we do we starting [ __ ] like yo there's fire you let someone else finish it you go and get it that's how we work i didn't watch a single episode [ __ ] that yeah i watched the one i was like yo so watch the notes up there because yeah they see the notes and they read the notes oh yeah i put it where is that oh yeah they can't see it yeah 100 even though you zoomed out okay good [Laughter] all right guys let's take a break real quick let me tell you something i have not been sleeping great lately why i don't know maybe i'm a little stressed because i gave my best friend i'm sorry again all right guys let's take a break real quick uh guys i'm gonna be honest with you i have not been sleeping great recently had a little bit of insomnia i'm not sure why maybe it's because i gave my best friends corona before they were shooting a netflix special i don't know somehow i've just been exceedingly stressed out and i haven't gotten great sleep but that's about to change why because i'm going to download the comm app one of the most powerful healthy things you can do is improve your sleep get more hours in we 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] just do it get yourself a better night sleep with calm now let's get back to the show yo okay ready so uh mike pence yeah um gate up to the podium but think about it he was running gay but like me run gay is how you actually spell merengue oh [ __ ] i know it's crazy yo they'd be trying to get that latin vote however they can 100 i haven't seen this yet let me see these hips embarrassing dog i mean it is truly you can't you can't say you're straight and run like that yeah you own being gay he's clapping like a monkey with cymbals yeah that is a shoe sale run bro but i think that's gay i don't think that's gay awesome that is a cheerleader bruh why is that guy how would you move in bro you don't think he was moving for an old man it takes me three to four years joe biden had a way cooler joe broke his whole foot my man is in a cast right now yeah worth it though cause he did that [ __ ] like a man yeah he he looked like he was back to life like i thought they had a body double and they just slapped it out right before he hit the stage like that [ __ ] was impressive i'm just saying you don't think that's a good run for old man how many steps does it take you to get into your rhythm with running i'm 37 it takes me a good two three steps for my feet straight son he's in a whole lot of rhythm here so yeah that's really what's the song playing in the background yeah y'all are hating he started with i think the boys are playing in the background oh [ __ ] yeah y'all are really hating bro who's my man in the back trying to walk yo go to my man-to-back and just smashed him out watch it again the dude in the back is walking like he don't want people know he's just [ __ ] mike pence watch watch right here yeah yeah well let me get you something i gotta get there immediately now but you know who did the [ __ ] though who that guy that guy i got the top yeah yeah yeah yeah penn state's dick for sure dude yeah but this is a cheerleader run yo there it's half time's over yeah team is going to rally and they're going to lead the way yeah yeah y'all hate pennsylvania in charge of the music at the [ __ ] trump shows huh oh [ __ ] the ymca yeah all that [ __ ] that's all panda oh [ __ ] dude i just made that one yeah become so gay i mean i think it was gay no but like it was the song was because it was gay the christian is in the name because it's mad mike pence mad christian it's mad repressed gay people so the repressed gays would go to the ymca and just get strong just blow each other dog that's the only place you could do it safely i think was also just the biggest one so it was like a national chain of gyms that people could be naked gay guys are always gay at the gym so like if you're gonna they spend a lot of time if you're gonna get stroked out i think it'll probably be at a gym and then the most popular gym is the one people know oh if i'm in a new town you think that's how gay people got in shape they were just [ __ ] there so much they were like here might as well lift the weight honestly dude ah and it's also so it's a gym also commonly associated with providing temporary housing to men see how al try to act like he's reading that he knows that [ __ ] [Music] we know where you dormed at in college now it's all good bro come on man it's like a homeless shelter how do you pay tuition um yeah i guess so something or they used to back in the day they don't anymore uh-huh yeah all right all right beyonce's clothing brand ivy park gets backlash after posting an ad featuring these two models who are russian but present to be black i cannot wait i cannot wait so these are white models that try to act like they're black yeah i believe them you believe what yo they look black slow down there's some black black ass girls i believe wait but just click click so we can get a little closer find the blackest ass picture of this girl because that one in the top middle does not look like wheezy right there bruh tell me that ain't wheezy yeah yeah yeah is half white the same [ __ ] she presents black oh [ __ ] bro they're just rushing so they got no black whatsoever oh they got no clothes honestly i think there's a reach to think that she's black i don't see her as black at all that [ __ ] to the right right there that's why you keep going there's some black ass pictures out just not scrolling to the right one we'll go to the next the next girl stassi baby is the best friend of kylie she's got like well that's the next one i saw listen they look like black miley cyrus a little thicker so this is the other one that's stassi baby okay but that girl's not trying to be black but go to the ivy park but she looks like she'd be heavy a bit not like i can't even focus anymore yeah are you good dick keeps slamming against the bottom of the table in front of him someone knocking on the door um nah she's a little thick john little thick piece of work but um go back to them fake black chicks go to the ivy park ad please al and then just no but they took they took the picture down so i think that's that's the issue it's like one like they look like they're kind of biting this whole black culture but also that beyonce of all people would feature them in one of her ads right black is king like it's that i think it's compounding it was some random brand that cast these chips them some black ass girls yo this is actually the ivy park picture oh yeah they are definitely friend now here's the process that's wheezy and mandy she keep losing weight yeah they do be posting like this same [ __ ] they pose the same so here's here's the problem that's [ __ ] hive right there i know jorge when i see four hives what's up what's the problem i'm waiting i just gotta get it out let him get it all out um the problem is beyonce doesn't okay everything with ivy park i doubt she's even involved in the slightest she has other people that do the work for her and she attaches her brand to it so those people down the line are hiring these models these no-name russian models and then beyonce got to find out she hired fake black chicks if anything she probably looked at the final pictures for approval she's not there honestly if any there's no way there's zero chance she's in casting looking at names yes i agree with you with anything no way yeah i i think the only thing she looked at is what the clothes look like because here's the thing is this the ad like on the ivy park website or is this like yeah is this their main banner is this just like oh yeah some random [ __ ] some random one that they use for social or is it in some random h m store or whatever the [ __ ] right i just think like she's so far removed and that's the dangerous thing when you say your something is yours anything that happens within it you're going to get to smoke so now you got to hope you don't see now she literally got to have a conversation with some of the people there and be like don't hire no white people like make sure everybody's black that's the only way we can be sure the smoke is not there that's yeah when a person is the brand they are ultimately responsible for all the brands transgressions regardless of if they're involved or not if it's tommy hilfiger that does some function you go oh yeah some internet tommy sorry as a company we apologize when it's just a single person facing the public you got to be like and a public figure because tommy hilfiger is a guy but you don't know him i don't know what he looks like yeah of course beyonce is a public figure yeah and if you're opinionated oh yeah yeah see but the weird thing about ivy park is that they don't just show black women but they show all types of things that's actually a good point people decided they're presenting as black yeah they decided it was appropriation but i don't think they presented anything they got asian chicks that that are trying to look black no i'm just saying what did you say how did you say it what do you say it out any race can be an ivy park exactly but no you're good no i i hear what you're saying but those girls didn't look like they were trying to be russian and they were wearing ivy park they kind of looked as if they were presenting as black chicks it wasn't blackface but it was like kardashian type [ __ ] i mean even more don't you think tan skin tight braids yeah yeah and the one girl that had like the frizzy like i don't know what that's called crimp it was like crimped whatever is that it is that what it's called it is called that why do you know so much about woman's hair i grew up in a house full of girls guys you also love black girls oh yeah they'll be loving them black chicks bro can we talk about it what his first son oh you like that one yeah andrew knows my first one yeah i know yeah how's the amber bro it blew my mind what oh dove has always [ __ ] way hotter girls not even just that she's hot but it's like oh i that girl is everywhere yeah that does it he's a lovely person this guy i honestly it don't make any sense he's looking like a jewish joshua cardo you're just getting justice you went real specific with that just for you literally just for me nobody else could but dove has been batting out of his uh his league is that the word yeah out kicking his coverage out kicking his coverage the entire time i've known him it is unbelievable you you would not believe how hot the girls that dub [ __ ] are to the point where i've had on multiple occasions asks if he pays to [ __ ] this i've been like how is it possible we're talking about like 10 tens and dove is a very charming guy he's very funny guy yeah right but he looks like he could be selling bread in morocco right like he's not but still pulling while selling bread exactly unbelievable no i don't see that second part i see the break [Laughter] unbelievable i couldn't i cannot believe i it's i'm baffled by it it blew my mind have you seen it happen no i wanna well he knows also one's in the sports world andrew do they know about the one in the sports world who's the one in the sports world all your fans want you to talk sports okay remember bring up conflict within the audience i think they like both obviously but remember miss alabama no remember the girl that was featured during the bcs bowl the and the announcer was like oh yeah brett musburger it was the alabama national championship and he was being like mad creepy about this hot girl in the audience he was like some it was something webb and aj mccarran yeah she is i mean who was the who was the the boy before that you know you'd be getting these girls she came up before they come she came up yeah yeah i think i'm good luck chuck believe me like after me they really go places yeah you don't man what are you doing bro you got to adapt if if if you're charming and you see that they think you're charming go with that if they're annoyed by you keep talking their ear off until they just give up and they're like all right fine i'll go give you that chance and never feel like you're getting turned down so it is unbelievable i've seen him go through like he was just like i feel like yeah if they hate you you just keep talking they love you bro it is i'm not questioning i don't i believe you i'm just like my mind is not understanding how that works there's no way you can can never get turned down there's there's a way school the audience buddy because this is fascinating i'm just saying it's like not douchey pickup artist it's like a non-douchey pickup artist where it's like you go with the con to make them think like they just met like oh if not oh he's a nice guy he's my friend i can always dial it back to there and then i'm like all right if i got i got to play a longer game in this but they'll come around by the way what i'm what andrew knows is i'll get them the first night or six months later but six months later they'll fall in love with me like they never had a love like that but you have to describe the 49 gay thing oh also with these girls if they say no you would like leave them alone right leave them alone but they come back you you know the classic opener no the 49 percent okay so i so part of dove's game is pretending to be gay not pretending i just understand them okay what does that mean it's unbelievable no no it's unbelievable bro this is fascinating unbelievable i want to he's like complimenting the tracks in their hair like oh girl you killing him with that hair i like your barrettes those extensions are crazy is that crimp so they have to understand the background it's like as many friends like andrew i had i grew up in a house well my parents are fashion designers so i knew the fashion game my sis i have two sisters a year older you're younger oh let's learn everything real quick we're gonna get back to another thing that he does like you know how like mark is filled with like useless knowledge about like um like science yeah so like mark dove is is the same but about girls but since mark never [ __ ] he didn't need to know about girl [ __ ] so dove has all that like he'll walk up to a girl and he'll like smell her and he'll be like oh is that a job dude that [ __ ] truffle can take down any perfume there's about 12 15 perfumes in the library and most girls 80 i would say 80 percent of girls probably use one of 10 to 15 perfumes and i could call these things out and whatever reason it's just like that becomes an opener opener so so it's unbelievable so it's like you've never seen it happen and he'll find one little thing like uh a girl will be like uh yeah i'm actually from santorini and he'll be like see how do nobody bots he'll know one useless thing about everything in the world what useless and he'll be able to oh yeah of course and there's a little french restaurant by the with the little crostinis oh my favorite place with the crostinis the best crostini in the game no wisdom sure facts that start the process start the conversation the process he starts to wear on you after a while but they don't know son [Laughter] person he said he wanted to like oh i was trying to [ __ ] her for so long i was just like you're out shut the [ __ ] up no no no no saying the names of just like these people you're looking at dove you're like stop feeding me [ __ ] like you have any chance with this girl unbelievably real and then you see who he actually [ __ ] and you're like that's unbelievable it's unbelievable it's unbelievable what dove does with girls you do it comedy it's like you just know something about every [ __ ] culture it just blows people's minds exactly i should have been focused on [ __ ] perfume [ __ ] just learn a few of those yeah he's gonna challenge dog real talk dude so he'll do all these little things on all these little he'll know like nail color like he'll be like a specific color if it's like a super dark you and i will go with the girl we'll be like like oh i like that you got some red right yeah and dove will go like this he'll be like [Laughter] it's ox blood yeah it's like it's linking your mouth like that there's literally linkin park after dark by opi and you'll be like that little fact yeah it's a name for the girls listening they'll be like yup that's an actual real color in the wide what does it looks like if i had his eyes forget it you forget it done but it's you gotta see it also another thing is um no shame we'll talk to anybody any girl doesn't matter the situation zero shame no shame and also like when he approaches them it's kind of like funny it's not they don't even know they're really being approached yeah because you don't see that's why i never feel like i'm getting turned down and they don't see it coming yeah oh i guess they think you're gay because they slowly realize i don't need to tell them they will slowly realize oh [ __ ] he's not gay he's not a brad chad like bro guy he knows everything i like did i just fall in love like i'm telling you so what is a girl's biggest like um fear if you will and i'm not talking about real fear like their life but like what is their biggest like obstacle when meeting a person right like they'll get murdered or something well i think that's like the real crazy ones but if it's an average guy it's like he's going to try to [ __ ] me and i just don't want to be bothered oh yeah he wants something from me yeah and i think dove presents in such a mysterious way because he's so non-threatening he's funny he can talk about anything but like the girl doesn't pick up on that he's trying to [ __ ] me vibe so there's no threat and she actually kind of like i know it's all what's it called what is it uh you have your arm you have your defenses down your shields are all down so then she actually starts talking that's her guard down the guard is down if you were like a super good looking dude you'd probably do worse for girls i have a super good looking dude i got languages in my arsenal i got a whole arsenal if you close your eyes i'm beautiful you're like what just listen to it it's interesting so dove didn't know he was okay looking until now he doesn't believe it until 20 seconds ago he doesn't believe it but he's jewish 100 he didn't know he was okay looking until dating apps and uh i remember those things i remember once dating apps came out and it was just a meat market i remember him like telling he came to me we were having sushi we're having he take me to this place at sushi in l.a and of course it's like on thursdays between like six and eight you get like 50 off right yeah so when you're like 5 59 and he's [ __ ] just truffling with the waiter like i know it's not six but can we order now what perfume is that and she's like in like some like asian action obviously probably japanese like she's trying to oh the system doesn't allow you to do it and he's like yeah but just tell the chef it's like it's a minute just wait 60 seconds right fast talking to him so so we're there and uh he starts i was like how's everything going you don't have a girl yet or though he said i'm getting crushed by this [ __ ] dating app [ __ ] i go what are you talking about what do you mean you're getting crushed she goes yeah it's just a [ __ ] meat market out there right and they don't get they don't get the the what is it what are you called they don't get the schtick i can't i can't do a thing what do you mean well it's just a picture and you know my stats aren't great you know what i mean how do you sure you're gay on tinder you know what i do i don't want to do the thing what's a guy to do on tinder i mean you need me to suck a dick on my profile what's going on so and it is a fascinating thing to happen where like dating apps kind of [ __ ] guys with game yes they weren't quote unquote traditionally uh handsome like a [ __ ] the brand or the brad chad types girls are 100 getting guys with the worst personalities now because of dating apps yes because you're just sweating and they they complain about it and the thing is you know how it used to be like you'd go to a bar and then girls said oh it's just a girl's night tonight we're not really talking to god like now it's for real that they're doing it like now it's in because they have 50 guys that they're each they're literally each match on the way by the way on the way to your engagement party andrew put this on a sprinter bus thank you but it was nice in the back seat third row could play thank you it was nice send me my car do you you got your own car you put it up him bro bro you know what i grew up here yeah you expect to get the same car as the [ __ ] groom and bride are you are you going to the hotel like they got the honeymoon we get to like the engagement party right there's the tables right yeah they're like the tables have like a seating thing right now like i don't put any thought into this see anything i'm just like i just want some people to know like you know sit next to each other and i want to make sure there are any singles that they're around right dov starts like truffle sniffing for the what the name placements are and he sees he's like at the table that me and emma are up a little down and i point and i'm going yeah you're over there and he goes ah and he goes okay so far things are going according to plan tonight like yes i'm like snug like literally gonna be upset he was gonna be upset if he wasn't at the [ __ ] table hundred percent yeah because the other girl didn't have a date y'all either so you both had to sit next their way to set up so that girl was in the back third row in the little bus on the way over there and i one girl tells the other girl like oh what are you doing tomorrow night i don't know i'll go on a date let me check hinge literally didn't even know who she was gonna talk to just to plan that night so what i'm saying is back in the day guys that would go up to girls andrew was also one of these guys before like that was we won we did it because we were brave it benefited us bravery was beneficial back in the day and then the dating app [ __ ] it definitely rewards calories does it swing back though so now women are these generations having these like sort of lackluster dates where like i'm hooking up these hot guys but it's just like meaningless i feel nothing and then it swings back do you know what i to that point you know what i heard a girl say one of my my girlfriend's friends said this recently i was like uh she said she was going to date and i was like how'd you meet the person and then she said this in like a surprise tone she was like uh he actually like came up to me in person yeah like like like that was novel yeah right and she was like yeah i thought it was like really hot he just like walked up to me and he's like started talking to me and then like asked me out and said like to go on a date to them that's foreign but the hutzpah if you will still resonates man cables are turning fast it's still [ __ ] resonating come back learn your perfumes i mean after after covid do you guys like think about like what it's going to be like in the world like is it going to be i think it's going to be the roaring 20s the great gatsby people are going to be they're going to be going they're going for it in florida think about that like someone's going to say have a rule or be tense about one thing i'm going to look in the face be like covet have you ever been badly rejected by a girl like she just like was just like really yeah but i live in l.a and there's some horrible people in l.a no no the worst thing the thing that invites me not to my face people if you don't [ __ ] me no no the worst is not to your face your father you ever met someone that didn't like you yeah i know some idiots [ __ ] absolutely flaking has increased out of tenfold oh yeah would you guys agree cancelled on right getting canceled so to my face no we don't agree we're all married yeah over here yeah so you were getting flaked on and you've never experienced this you couldn't believe it and also you were closing the deal and you were really upset financially because the date would cost a certain amount of money i calculated it it would put it all in numbers this really is a stock market yes this is the truffle bro the truffle you know the stock market bro that's crazy so what i wondered are your standards super high like you have a pretty high average yeah so you really it works what's like the ugliest girl in terms of ratings you've ever taken down like a four like no like a like like a miss mcgregor obviously you know what i don't go under a seven i think because he is gay partly partly 49 the girl 49 so beautiful that like you know how like yes oh that they look like guys or something not that they look like androgynous just like like when you get to where to turn him on is so high yes like a nice jawline i'm not getting turned on for anything because most of me is gay so the straight part of me needs a much like a straight guy sees like a girl with big titties that's super ugly and goes yeah she's got bigger i can work big titties but right but if you got 49 you say 49 but they need to understand what that means you know what i mean do they say 45 [Music] is oh real quick real quick okay so i think like you can get to a point of good looking right like there are guys that are like let's say these like male models that look almost like a feminine but you can look at them you can make you are an attractive human being yeah i don't want to [ __ ] you you're some dude but at the same time i'm not going to lie and say you're not a beautiful looking person that's 49 i'll tell eat i'll tell a guy he's gorgeous but i don't want that so gorgeous but i can say it because i think once you go to 51 you're you're gay like there's no i don't think he's 51 or 99 like you just like guys i could say like that guy is a good looking dude i want that guy's eyes and abs but i don't want to be with them sexually well my girl brought a point the other day that she asked you where she said why can't you be 50 50. no because it goes over the line no there's no such thing as that for for guys there's no such thing yo is that true about uh what's star-lord's character yeah marvel decided chris pratt's character was gay that's his punishment man that [ __ ] is he's already [ __ ] aliens you wanna make him [ __ ] more [ __ ] son didn't his girl green and you know what chris yeah in the thing gamora yeah gamora is green yeah and what they said he's bisexual so now i guess his character is going to come out as bisexual you know they're doing that on purpose yeah do you think they negotiated with him you got to make more they're like yo your character is gay and he's like the best i can do is buy all right we'll go we'll split it with you let's put the difference that was because he said some [ __ ] right or the church he goes the church he goes to yo honestly that's what this is it might be his idea is it doesn't mean is it a pr move i'm not gay i'm so or i'm not anti-gay i'm so not anti-gay i'm gonna be a gay character i'm gonna deal with all these homophobic rumors for as long as i exist in hollywood as a christian if i play the gay character i won't go all the way gay like you're saying i'll go half seas yeah if i play that i can't be called homophobic because i leaned into it that's a brilliant pr move by and also here's the thing who is in co-starring with him in the newest guardians of the galaxy i don't know do you know one sexy [ __ ] what happens at the end of avengers endgame thor [Music] chris hemsworth is in that ship with him remember and there's that whole scene that's really funny about i'm the captain oh yeah yeah they're actually really funny together son they were sexual attention before and now there's it's real now it's [ __ ] real dude yeah that's gonna be so oh yeah dude if you're bi you're definitely getting smoked out by thor 100 percent literally go like this and your dick is going to fly into it he's got literally a hammer that's his whole weapon they'll go 51 for grips would you go 51 for for chris no but in thor when he took off with that shirt would you go it's like an auction can i get 50 50 50 51. you know what i i will go i will tell all the guys who are good look that's a good looking guy saying someone's good looking you don't have to be gay that's literally math yeah oh my god symmetry seeing four guys look at me right now the second i name a name don't you guys do something on this like at the same time you think it's like nickelodeon you're gonna get the orange blimp is going to dump the thing on me no but chris is a gorgeous man yeah you have such high standards for women i'm trying to say who's your guy standard yeah stands for guys too or do you like you'll just take any old things yeah i'm sure some women that are trying to have sex with you are wondering who you think the hottest guy is so like if you were to like casually chat him up what would you i think chris hemsworth was a piece piece of piece grab him by his ponytail it just worked right that was good but you're not going to be with chris hemsworth never never i want his abs his eyes the flowy hair like marks nope yes never inside of you never it's an easy that's why the whole 49ers thing is super easy i could always give then girls like that like i could talk to a girl like oh that who like the girl's friend and they're talking about a guy oh let me see your guy brilliant oh that guy he just made up a thing 49 and then it just allows him to relate to girls because he's not good looking enough to get them just off looks by the way all that's disrespectful but also another one of my moves throwing [ __ ] i have a lot of gay friends have gay friends that also helps you with girls like oh the gay friends do the gay friends try to throw it at you though no no no no no no no once they know once they know they're fun and they they're flirting i love them i love my gays and they they will help you do they ever go at you do they try to grab schmeckle no no no after schmeckle you've never had them come after schmacks nope never once i felt mad good the other day like you know when you're wearing some fly [ __ ] dudes like oh that's that's ill whatever yeah dove commented me commented on my outfit and that's different when you're gonna come from yeah when you get a game like 49 games no he was like yo that's a really nice job but i'm like i look good i don't even know it was with the goal but i think don't you new yorkers love when we comment on your jordans and you're like he was wearing like you were just trying the whole outfit like the whole outfit with the neck don't take that back oh [Laughter] i want that right al is my favorite dresser in the studio for sure let's go respectful bro i'm sorry that's disrespectful sorry i like that i mean that's disrespectful bro i love you though no al does dress well i mean i dress better than now but you know but my suit game is better than all yours that's all i care about everything else i go basics my suits are good yeah you did that l.a all black [ __ ] i hate that [ __ ] they're slimming they they took the new york [ __ ] they used to be our [ __ ] wearing all black yeah we still do yeah but now it's like it's an outfit for them the black i just did it because it was slimming like everything my colleagues have stopped wearing white t-shirts you could see the lines like all right it was like thick yeah that was good i'm better that was getting thick bro pulling bro i remember him getting fat and being like there's no way he's still you know he's still getting yeah it's like an orbit of a planet you just get stuck in that [ __ ] all right fellas what else we got a vaccine y'all taking it we don't need it we don't need it bro let them work out the kinks all right just like waiting for the next iphone you know what i mean yeah yeah yeah what do you think i say that only because somebody reached out to 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happens to be bisexual he's in love with gamora he just happens to be by sex so you don't have to write no gay [ __ ] in his thing he just plays the character normally and he's like and be like why would i change the way i act just because i'm bisexual has no impact on who i am it's like spongebob now yeah yeah he woke up now he's welcome because i didn't change the character i see everybody as equal ah they dumbledored him dumbledore the boy dumbledore was gay yeah really yeah that was jk rowling's whole [ __ ] she was just calling everyone gay and stuff yeah like a good one dumbledore's gay what'd he do to his gay she just said he was gay after the books were written but what he dude was gay i mean dress yeah he wore dress all the time he's a wizard mass sparkly his beard was really welcome yeah harry potter was a wizard he wore slacks yeah no he wasn't he was a wizard apprentice he wasn't a full wizard yet at the end he ain't wearing no [ __ ] gown yeah he's wearing he's wearing pants from express when he was at the end with his kids man because he was at the [ __ ] nine or three quarters son you can't go to nine three quarters dress in your wizard outfit they're going no you're a girl what other say about dumbledore the he was she said he was gay what does your gaydar say what do you say in real life nah he's not getting the dude from lord of the rings is gay which one in real life he and mckellen sir ian mckellen that's you have sir in your name yeah hold up hold up certainly star trek that's what they call gay people magneto is gay in real life patrick stewart is is magneto is gay or or gandhi's gay which one of them are gay bro no i mean i need to know this for real magneto in real life sir ian mckellen is gay and that dude's mad all he been gay for a long ass time openly gay since 1988 be why is this like a local restaurant openly gay yo more like gandalf the gay oh man nah for real though he's yeah it's true why don't we make a big deal about that i think he's bigger the whole lord of the rings gay as [ __ ] why little boys were gay for each other yeah they were gay for hours come on cut that out bro sam got married at the end dawg to y'all are real disrespectful you're talking about orlando bloom that blonde [ __ ] archer that [ __ ] right there is a cute [ __ ] and elven people do not count as human beings you could smash male or female elves is that true yeah i didn't know the official ruling on that was that's the official film for real that [ __ ] with his little bow shoot me cupid i see you orlando yeah i'm saying i'll show you something that could bloom no but for real though congratulations to you and katy perry on your marriage and uh i hope everything works out oh [ __ ] but all right guys let's take a break real quick so i can tell you about whoop i've been talking about it for a little while now right before i had got corona i put on the whoop and i have been using it every day it is a personalized uh fitness wearable you put it on 24 7 and it tells you everything these other little [ __ ] fitness trackers tell you about plus times a thousand uh every day when you get up whoop gives you a recovery score that tells you how well you slept and how much that helped you recover from your strain the previous day it also measures how hard your body worked the previous day guys there's no other fitness wearable doing this i have been using it and i know i have insomnia but thanks to whoop i know i need to i need to download one of these comm apps and get my ass to sleep because i am not recovering well alex you might not be sleeping well either you've been working on a little project this whoop it's great but it's been making me feel bad because i see how much little sleep i've been getting and i see how much little exercise i've been doing so yes it's december 15th december 17th premiere and then december 18th thanks to whoop you back in the gym oh i'm right there and you're back getting some sleep you know you got to thank for that whoop that is true there it is [ __ ] so thanks to flagrant you can get 15 off that's right 15 off thanks to me i save you money that's what i do you're welcome go to woop.com w-h-o-o-p and enter code flagrant at checkout and you will get 15 off your order i sleep better recover faster train smarter optimize your performance that's what we're about on this podcast optimizing your life with whoop now let's get back to the show all right what else we got man do you want to just answer if we get into a vaccine none of y'all i'm not getting involved i'm waiting i'm cured i'm cured i'm gonna wait i'm cured so that's not a no you're cured that's not a no you're cured are you getting it i'm gonna wait after you wait what stupid answer is the best non-answer hey let me ask you a question you could say the same thing right um how could we waste three seconds on the podcast [Laughter] no in all seriousness come on why wouldn't you get it i might get it down the road like six months or something because i heard the antibodies last for a few months that's what i've heard bro a few months what like it's part of me how many things people like the rules because it gives them comfort and structure yeah and then as soon as you get it you no longer have to abide by the rules bother me so much you know and so as soon as [ __ ] as soon as you get corroded you got some earthly knowledge hey part of me just had this revelation that people like me dove does the same [ __ ] but it's about lipsticks technically the ones that you spin actually get matched more which you can actually do is going to talk people love the rules so much that as soon as they get corona they're like i don't technically have to follow the rules so then that makes the rules dumb so they're like oh no i have to think that the rules still apply to me because i can still get it religion right now oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you all let him come into your religion what did he say all those rules that just gives you comfort and structure but when you give it up you really don't abide by them oh what's up don't flip down anything around religion oh geez i hear the script he just got it i heard but you heard so much what are you talking about you heard that you just heard every symptom that's real [ __ ] i would read up i wouldn't know i didn't read up he was so serious ah nice real [ __ ] read up you guys got chronic cause you don't believe in god he didn't protect you you got it too you didn't and you got it the worst i tested positively i did not get it because you got it and people don't even know the real symptoms you had you say the real symptoms uh i watched mario kart playing you watched me said not to mention the [ __ ] corona falls bro yeah multiple times i had to hand some toilet paper in the bathroom because he was finishing rolls of toilet paper wow she said he took the laptop in there just started working from the [ __ ] toilet never happened so how do you let corona [ __ ] your butthole bro get in your mouth in the first place that [ __ ] is whatever but the corona entertainment is gonna break down [ __ ] by the wrong you got chrono from akash you got his germs all in your mouth that is what we do that's love son 51. corona got in your sphinx no it wasn't i would never let corona get that far down no that was to kombi no yes wait a minute mm-hmm i had mexican i had mexican that day no you didn't have mexicans you didn't have mexican the entire time because that lasted four days son like [ __ ] out here what kind of yeah sometimes i like to work from the bathroom what's wrong she said this from the bathroom once you said this she said what did i say she said that he was he was in there with a diarrhea and she just heard him go i'm sweating [Laughter] we don't have a fan in our bathroom that [ __ ] went out and so now it gets humid and it was after a shower so it was all fogging up the mirror why did you let corona do that no it's because it was really hot in the bathroom okay not because of corona bro no i got pneumonia like a man son son have we told people you got pneumonia yeah yeah your mom's about to freak the [ __ ] out she's about to text all of us it lies in deflections you had pamonia this whole time alex [ __ ] with us that [ __ ] [ __ ] was so in-depth with his lies and deflections i love you bob oh bro okay what else we got man we all getting vaccinated i'm already vaccinated by the virus the virus vaccinated me but you think people take that answer though like you try to fly and they're like oh you gotta have a negative test like are you or they're gonna be like they're doing that in places where you have a negative test where's your vaccine i not to fly but i have to go get tested before i go to hawaii what if they say you have to have the vaccine in order to do [ __ ] yeah imma get it then you gotta get it yeah cause i'm not gonna like start a [ __ ] crusade over that's some [ __ ] you would do this rules and regulations ask religion start a crusade that's what you do catholic [Music] hey did catholicism ever get to india nope stopped you at the border yeah because it was so sweaty over there we've been on the [Laughter] federal trade commission is seeking to permanently a permanent injunction in federal court that could require facebook to divest assets like instagram and whatsapp calling for the company did you write this or did you copy paste the title i kind of like pieced it together okay it was like a copy fair enough yeah fair enough because that's the real [ __ ] was bad long and i was like i gotta get actually it was heady bro i got lost midway through that you said injunction i said huh but yeah i don't think that's right so what does that mean they're just basically blockbusting trust don't be buzzing my business we need we need instagram right now facebook you could take but instagram we need to use instagram so as long as we can use the gram to gets to the people no but i think it's gonna be on some like oh you gotta break it up and then force them to sell it to somebody like the fake [ __ ] they do with eight t yeah yeah that fake ass [ __ ] way to break up eighteen t guys you did a great job killing eighteen t it's like this though around yeah everything's fine he made some other guy richard yeah basically you're just handing the money over to someone else yeah that's stupid you think maybe it makes the product better if instagram completely separates from facebook nah because i think that they both use each other's data yeah so and i think in the data game it's just the more data you got the better mm-hmm that's my assumption but i don't know if you would cross over data between instagram and facebook why wouldn't you i mean it must right no they do yeah you have to so i think yeah the more data you have the better but like these [ __ ] are going to find a way around it but is there ever a case where that's okay for the government to break up a company i mean yeah you had to do it i guess back in the day like um because there were unfair uh working practices not working practice because it was eventually it hurts the consumer yeah it becomes so non-competitive yeah like the barrier to entry into an industry is so high that it's like i mean the capitalists would say it's anti-capitalistic yeah maybe just basically have this like monopoly but they were saying that about walmart ten years ago and then amazon comes in the game and it's like yo i remember my dad real quick some people argue that walmart should have been shut down years ago because what will happen is a walmart will come into a small town they'll exist and then literally all the mom and pop shops in that town that sell similar things to walmart will go out of business because walmart will actually specifically undercut all of them with the products they will lose money on those products yeah that uh competitors in the market are also selling so be like all right you're exhibiting unfair business practices because the whole idea of capitalism is that these different companies compete and they lower the price while increasing the quality that's the idea but if they if there is no competition anti-capitalistic the reason why amazon hasn't been chopped up yet is because it hasn't affected the consumer so what happens when walmart's the only game in town this hasn't happened yet but essentially they could raise prices to as much as they want but they don't they don't which is why it's good and the people don't care but eventually let's say they got to the point where they could if they wanted to then all of a sudden the people be like whoa whoa what the [ __ ] i don't like walmart that much as long as the prices are low enough where the people are fine the government i don't think cares about the average mom and pop shop no that's my assumption so that's why walmart hasn't been broken up or amazon has been broken up but facebook you don't have to pay to use it you don't have to pay to use instagram you don't have to pay to use whatsapp like and that's consumers not being affected so why does the company yeah the mom and pop shops love it because it allows them to target people with the products that they're selling this is the people don't want this well that's the thing is they're not gonna just they're not gonna get rid of instagram [ __ ] they're just gonna they're gonna break them up or do whatever they feel like they're different companies like whatsapp is a telecom company instagram is it's like sony makes tvs they make movies like they go separately i think the craziest one is real quick just on this point i think that the reason why the government is stepping in is because they feel a lack of control over the company and they're just like oh well maybe if we exhibit some control they'll start to play nice and we're existing in a time where like corporations have more power than the government potentially and i think there has been times in history that probably mirror this like i don't know maybe like the big uh somebody barons and [ __ ] like somebody like give a loan to the united states government multiple times rockefeller but also um governor morris i believe his name he bankrolled the the revolutionary army in the revolutionary war like so this has happened multiple times but uh something will happen where the government will basically just big dick them but who knows what it is now what you were saying i was saying like with facebook and instagram you still you pay them for ads they take percentages here or there that model works for the consumer and the business the thing that's scary is if you ever go to amazon you see how you start like saying oh amazon's always pushing after i search for a product from some mom and pop that has like their own product now they're pushing all these amazon basics and they'll they have the data to say you know what i'm going to make this a dollar less than the mom and pop so they're using your data against you that's going to be i think the future scary thing bro it's like if you're gonna be a marketplace for all of us to sell [ __ ] that's dope if you're gonna start competing for us on with us on your own marketplace it's like you're just being selfish right now so that's that's a little too greedy right it's also worth noting with this this is just them calling for it but we don't know we don't know if this goes through we don't know what happens this could just be saber rattling on their part where they're like yeah like we're on to you like and like you said like yeah if you don't start like handing over data if you don't start like doing our bidding then we might have to come through and [ __ ] it's like when they blow up your car in the mafia movies yeah it's like they're not trying to kill you they're sending a message yeah that's that's my thing all right let's go let's do one more and then we gotta we gotta get out of here uh well i know we talked on him like he's calling we talked on jake paul earlier but he's calling everybody up i think he's just calling anybody out there this was the most extreme version but yeah i think he called kanye out just for fun i think he's just like i don't think is really going to fight kanye yeah but that is his amazing knockout that would get him connor that's the one you were talking about before oh yeah but nobody would definitely kanye has a chance i think he needs to fight people that that the people believe will beat him right i think he has to be the underdog in other words he has to be an athlete yeah there's no entertainer that i think all right no rapper 100 this is interesting though maybe we get out of here after this the cleveland indians changing their mascot are they changing their name too they're gonna be cleveland but they're not gonna be the indians anymore ah and the after the next season and then they're gonna like involve the fans to help them decide on the future the fans name and branding the fans love it everything but it won't be one of the yeah they'll have probably like four choices or whatever and then you try right i don't know yeah they'll probably just do maybe a tribe and then change the mascot it's funny i wonder if they just all go the i mean this is not europe didn't do this for a reason but like with all like the soccer teams in europe how they're just like barcelona football club or yeah fc barcelona or real madrid like the washington football team yeah watching a football team right but i wonder if like there's no way they did it because they're like we should be woke and we don't want to be offensive with our mascots but at the same time it ended up really working out yeah and nobody really cares they still buy the jerseys all that kind of [ __ ] like the mascot means nothing i don't know what a yankee is yeah yeah do you know what a yankee is nope and then it isn't northerner a northerner but it probably was something it had some sort yeah the lakers it's in l.a but it's minnesota for all the lakes yeah the jazz same [ __ ] yeah like the name means nothing like yank it off who gives a [ __ ] i mean it gives you an excuse to buy another jersey i guess yeah yeah you just and you're just trying to stay out of the fire i think washington only changed their name the redskins after there was like this big like sexual like harassment scandal no no no fedex said that they were gonna remove their uh sponsorship of the field i think yeah i also think that i think it was all in the same time period you're wrong fedex said that they're going to remove their sponsorship of the field and the second the money was involved they were like oh [ __ ] okay we're not going to have a field sponsor like that's that's a big deal yeah that's revenue lost but they never came up with another mascot though they're just the washington football team kind of lit yeah i remember i don't know if we brought this up i'm pretty sure lebron was like he's like man that name's whack or something like that like no he did i can't remember if it was him but it was someone that was involved with a european soccer team and literally the european soccer team it might have been like liverpool but it was liverpool football club yeah literally the same exact name yeah so it's like they've been doing it forever like but i just hate like those the sponsors get to be the main thing so it's like you're in airlines like you're walking around advertising etihad and qatar airways you realize how corny that is until they started putting things on the nba jerseys yeah did you see that they're like dude this is the little one little line over here and it looks so cheap you're like oh you can't afford to have your own [ __ ] the only fire one is orlando because it says disney and no one's gonna hate on the disney logo that's fire okay what else you got anything else i'm trying to find this video it's [ __ ] hilarious of this dog that ate a bunch of edibles oh no oh that was so good oh no it's so good it's so cute oh no oh here it goes the other thing is that uh that zodiac cipher we were talking about and she was so smart in the video you'll hear that like she'll mention her doctor saying it just has to pass through so then you're allowed to just say and laugh and say this oh [ __ ] the audio's not working damn it okay there you go next time we go do it but that dog is slump look like nate robinson yeah okay lastly and then we get out of here they deciphered you know the zodiac killer yes they did that i think jake gyllenhaal had a movie about it or something like that and they still haven't found out who the [ __ ] this guy is some nerds figured out one of his ciphers like one that hadn't been able to be figured out for like 50 years however long ago it happened did it help them track down who he is i don't think they've held attracted now who it is but it's kind of crazy how these whole ciphers work i literally thought you just flipped a character for a letter right not only do to make it tricky do they flip a character for a letter sometimes they'll have two different letters have the same character or one character sorry one letter have two different characters right and not only do they write regular sometimes they write diagonal and sometimes they write backwards [ __ ] is like a crossword yeah and it's somehow this [ __ ] guy i guess built it what was the deal he like built a he built some sort of a computer program to hack it oh yeah yeah so i was like this belgium warehouse worker that built a like crypto like it was basically like a cipher solving software yeah that was fire yeah and basically it just like takes the cipher and then gives you all the possible outcomes for what it could be just using a computer and he's got to go through and read all of them and he reads cipher was when black dudes wrapped in a circle i'm trying to pretend i know where the cipher is the note with the [ __ ] magazine letters yeah yes yes exactly and sometimes it's not magazine layers sometimes it's his own characters that he'll he'll do a triangle for one or like a [ __ ] baseball bat for another or something yeah and it's just the guy made these like really complex ciphers but they [ __ ] uh they figured one out yeah didn't get them closer though everyone was like man they solved the zodiac cipher and then you read it it's like that wasn't me that called into the radio show last week that's all it was some [ __ ] all right great the annoying thing about that guy is is that the zodiac dude is that other than the killing people yeah other than the killings obviously but uh is that i think they know who it was really yeah they just didn't have enough proof to get them and i think the same thing goes with like jack the ripper if you guys read the stories about this like like they kind of had it pinned on one person right jewish dude right always no but he was a doctor or something like that there was some weird thing so they had a pin but they didn't have enough proof and i think one guy wouldn't uh [Music] wouldn't rat him out or one guy wouldn't say he wasn't there i know there's some like weird story about it but uh bro that that might be white privilege that really might be like considering ripper just how many like black dudes like get arrested and then like get course into a false confession and then put in jail for 50 [ __ ] years for some [ __ ] they didn't do yeah and then there's a guy that killed 20 people and they're like oh we think we know who it is and then they just let him go you know what i mean like it only happens to serial killers how often do you hear this they're like yeah like there's a pretty good chance you watch a documentary and they're like all these clues point to this one guy and then this they're like yeah let him run like what's it do robert durst the yeah yeah literally they have the confession to him he's like yeah i did it and then he's still like in trial it's up for like litigation or whatever like it's only the white serial killers they're like yeah i'll give him a break yeah i mean he's a swimmer he's a good kid like i don't know so is that this we just see white dudes as too passive or something i don't know i i with the [ __ ] fred durst or whatever his name was limp this could do it i just assumed they got the resources to fight it in trial and yeah tie it up in red tape and then eventually the zodiac killer yeah yeah they didn't even know what the [ __ ] it was jack the ripper is the first serial killer right i think is that why he's famous i assume that's the only reason i would just i'm like that's the only reason you'd be famous for this long yeah yeah i never knew why he was that famous and the most fire name too fire dogs yeah apparently they do that [ __ ] i did this like hollywood like murder mystery tour or whatever when i was out there okay and they said that like in london no no this was in l.a okay and they were like the famous like murders that they're trying to solve the police will give like a catchy name and hopes to like build like interest around the story so like black dahlia yeah so it's like the it's like the police and as well as like something then we'll catch him yeah exactly yeah legit bro black dally was the one they mentioned what is black dahlia son of sam yeah exactly all that [ __ ] so like they try to give them like this weird interesting name that people are like interested in it's basically like youtube clickbait they're like giving them they're giving these still killers clickbaits yeah they're giving them clickbait names that's not enough yeah yeah john logan yeah [ __ ] yeah yeah so they like give them kitty names did black dally was like this chick that like got murdered in la like near the hollywood sign and like it was like this ritual murder where like her body was cut in half and like her ovaries were missing or some crazy [ __ ] and then it was like this whole weird like illuminati ritual thing when was this it was like back in like the 60s oh okay this is done it was a while ago la had a little weird run out there but they had a couple of weird ones dude they did the melendez brothers melendez what about manson like what was happening out there everybody's doing drugs and being a failed actor this is a bad combo low-key was it the drugs my girl has a theory about that like why all of a sudden you see like this spirit uh serial killers pop up in the 80s and it's like these are the people that were doing all these hallucinogenics in the 70s and like the lasting effects of that are like completely believable something like that i don't know there has to be some sort of connectivity between all of a sudden americans start experimenting with hallucinogenic drugs and then 10 years later x amount of years later all these serial killers are popping up it's not like serial killing exists outside of here are there's tons of serial killers in england like i don't see any serial killer shows jack jack the ripper they had one in the 1600s and luther both bbc shows recently about serial killers no but i think the us also got obsessed with like it's a lot of these serial killers like have to do with like the satanic rituals the occult crap all this and that was that whole like sacrificing that was the st manson yeah we're overdue for a good serial killer yeah maybe maybe like i haven't seen like a news article about any serial killer the last one i can remember was the the ones in the van and dc or whatever you see sniper sniping sniper [ __ ] dc sniper that was a black dude like hopefully people don't die yeah well if anybody's listening the time is now anyway look we love you guys we appreciate you guys man check uh check out the netflix special this week man we work really [ __ ] hard at it comes out tuesday at midnight thank you my brother uh and midnight pacific standard time so it's really wednesday no thursday sorry it comes out thursday at midnight pacific standard time so that's really friday morning 3 a.m did you know this what no no it comes wednesday at midnight so the late late show wednesday that becomes thursday thursday is the 17th it'll be like thursday at 3am so on thursday morning i'm pretty sure people watch it or thursday night thursday as soon as you wake up man that makes me feel so much better i didn't say that on brilliant idiots though so when i say brilliant idiots later this week that is going to be about thursday just know it's going to be out thursday oh that makes way more sense yep since that's why okay now part is stupid as a [ __ ] whatever he brought the brilliant idiot to flagrant that is what it is bro only how brilliant it is well the other show called brilliance could i [ __ ] up the time that my own specialty i literally was asking i was like yo when's it coming it's like during the day sometime i think it's not during the day it never was during the day god that's what they meant by three golly they were saying three and i was thinking like three in the afternoon but i guess they were saying three in the morning oh yeah yay yamada godzilla all right all right guys we love you the special is much smarter than this don't don't worry we're good go check it chelsea's america yeah oh and also we will be back obviously every friday at patreon.com flagrant two number one comedy patreon in the world you know every single friday we are there with a new episode so we will be there um and if you want to come [ __ ] with us come [ __ ] with us man we'd love to have you over there and if not now then i think in the future trust believe we'll see you there thanks again peace you

Channel: Flagrant 2

Views: 343,550

Rating: 4.8674617 out of 5

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, flagrant 2, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, interviews, akaash singh, alexxmedia, alexx media, alex media, eddin, eddin media, Thankyoueddin

Id: H5GuyoUOIGo

Length: 98min 38sec (5918 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 15 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Fashionforty]

Dov just sounds like dudes who work in the fashion industry who read The Game by Niel Strauss and the 4 Hour Work Week

[u/moneenerd]

Who's this Dov dude and why'd they give him a mic? He made my skin crawl.

[u/elizarraras87]

I miss clever episode titles

[u/blane490]

Akaash must’ve given his barber Covid.

[u/MishTrash]

When Mark goes to Dov: "When they say no, you stop right?"

Dude was sounding mad creepy for a while!

[u/Lawakun]

New dude is worse than Taylor, whole segment on how he simps for women was uninteresting and unfunny. Repulsive

[u/FSMDxb]

No Taylor? I'm in

[u/shicole3]

It was funny when Akaash clocked Andrew on contradicting himself so hard by saying Shia had a better childhood than all of them then saying he had a better childhood than Shia. I know they were all joking but I didn’t even catch that until Akaash said it

[u/CanadianTurt1e]

New guy is better than Taylor, but then again that's not a high bar to pass.

I think life would be a lot easier if Andrew an Akaash just kept Mark + Alex. I don't see why they had to bring this new guy. 5 people on one podcast? A lot of us pay for patreon to hear Andrew and Akaash mainly. They're the improv comics here, not Dove. I trust Andrew and Akaash will deliver when it comes to bouncing jokes off one another and thinking of funny shit to say on the fly. But having Dove there would kill the flow because he just tries to interject in everything. It's like dude, shut up please. You're not the comedian here. You're the side guy. No one's here for your stories.

At least Alex and Mark know not to make themselves the center of attention. They understand that they're there to compliment Andrew and Akaash. Dove needs to stop trying to dominate the conversation.