Bill Burr Roasts Media's Trump Addiction | Flagrant 2 with Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

[Applause] what's up everybody and welcome to flagrant two it's your boy schultzy we got akash singh here alex media mark gagnon and truffle what's up um and uh mark thinks i'm crazy for something but i i believe it to be a hundred percent true okay um and uh mark what is it i won't say i don't think you're crazy okay i think you're kind of backtracking already i think you're kind of crazy see i think you're inconsistent absolutely it's not incredible oh he's calling you inconsistent breath that's fighting words because this is worse than crazy that's way worse i'm inconsistent we know that about hippocrates yeah exactly so that's nothing new but with this i'm consistent but what is it what is it so we were talking about how bad the weather was in new york okay and andrew just sitting at at lunch goes yeah man like you think you're you think they're doing it on purpose no no no no no that's what you said i didn't say you think i go i think you think i think they're doing on purpose i think they're seating the clouds i go away he goes yeah seating the clouds i see the clouds i was like what are you saying they're seeing the clouds what is that is this what they've done when mark thinks you're conspiratorial some [ __ ] is gone left some [ __ ] i'm telling you bro this is this is what they did in china for the olympics remember nobody could breathe in china when they had the olympics so they started seeing the clouds make the air a little bit more fresh you can make [ __ ] rain if you want to this effect so so we don't know this what's the motive people know this why this is known it's the way who's controlling the weather no who cares no he doesn't care he doesn't think you should do it oh yeah he took your [ __ ] too much but jesus yeah if you guys don't know about this that's fine what i'm trying to tell you is [ __ ] out there are making a ring okay they want us inside who's the [ __ ] yo it's magic city outside [ __ ] who is it bro who's controlling the weather they are who's controlling the weather you want me to tell you christians nobody ever says that right it's usually all the jews fault but it's probably christians it was up to you sorry we could that is true yo listen yo i got numbers y'all be running [ __ ] what do we do about the weather christians what the christians do they're little puppeteers and they put the jews out there so everybody hates them but it was really the christians that grew up they're the fall guys they've been controlling [ __ ] for the longest you said that the jews killed jesus y'all really did that right y'all really what do you mean oh he died for your sins that wasn't you guys oh that's also on y'all have a good point actually all i'm saying is that's what the real christians do thank you jesus you put the jews out there in front they take the brunt of the criticism of the controversy y'all are not making it rain you can't rain you hate the rain she was in the rain yeah oh yeah they went to the desert for a reason yeah okay you can't work in the rain yeah they're not trying to take over florida no come on come on come on come on that'd be crazy man that's right you picked wrong with florida you guys pick wrong with real estate i got to say you choose the wrong [ __ ] places wait wait what that's crazier than your cloud thing let me take back let me tell you with real estate they're pretty good but when it comes to like a place where like their people should go live yeah yeah yeah you're not good at homelands exactly homelands you're not good at homeland bad at homelands yeah you're great landlords but you're not good at finding the place yourselves to live in exactly yeah that's great well said well said back to making it rain i believe that people are making it rain so we don't go outside that we don't fraternize we don't go to party we don't go club everybody hangs out inside watches netflix and etcetera [Laughter] the creatures thank you that's true every day in new york every day this summer al has it rained every single day in new york this summer it's [ __ ] july you're in a you're the hoodie of july he's not doing a bit he's not doing it you're wearing green in july he brought this up to me in confidence so like he said it to me in confidence like yo like do you think this is going on in confidence and with confidence okay full confidence watch what the weather is this week [Music] we're gonna make it rain wednesday and then go make it rain sunday yo why don't they make it rain in california where it's a legit [ __ ] drought for decades on it they want people to burn yeah there's overpopulation there's too much traffic in california burn them out that's what they're saying burn them out you don't want to keep them inside to stop the traffic you know californians don't drive when it rains yes they do they get into their car and drive they have covers on the car no they don't they can't drive in the rain californians can't drive in the rain okay the vw porsche i should be brooming dog no but can l let's be serious guys you guys listen y'all don't know anything about science so you can't refute what i'm saying i know everything about science shut up you don't even believe in science you don't believe in [ __ ] dinosaurs have you ever seen a dinosaur have you ever seen it have you ever seen someone see the clouds why is it so hard to believe you can see the clouds but they've never seen a fight that logic means conversation on on a pepsi that's clouds okay you never had a pepsi right there look this about to be condensed too yeah let me tell you something phone that's why i'm doing your phone right now yo that's another reason you're crazy i forgot about that because you got to get off the phone that when you cross your legs yeah when you go like that oh yeah i go dig up balls down you're crazy that's all so crazy that's all so crazy he's got balls down it's crazy it's crazy crazy crazy why why not yeah y'all don't just tuck your dick into your belly button when it's all soft you don't have to take your [ __ ] crazy and tuck it into your belly button on soft i dock my dick in my belly that's not the weird part bro what the weird part is why i go balls down you're sitting on your balls underneath that body that's the crazy there's one is that weird i'm in a software that's inconsistent that's inconsistent you know what i mean yeah my dick is up right now my balls are down i have one ball there it is dick up balls down dick up balls down if y'all have balls like this you would do it too y'all don't you're jealous i don't understand how you can do it it's called having a huge [ __ ] having a huge [ __ ] guys sorry sorry you don't understand it a lot of [ __ ] y'all don't understand that a medical diagnosis yeah it is it is real i had a doctor tell me that's how you got the hemorrhoids so it's sitting like that that should have just you're just [ __ ] [ __ ] that's why you're [ __ ] you said it all the time your balls are made baby that's why bro yeah you cutting off blood flow or something [ __ ] it up your balls might be right how much longer you think they're gonna get yo check your sperm count yeah bro you you talk about unseating your balls you're losing your seats you're killing them bro you're nuts look at the juice and see them [Laughter] get some condensation going in your ball back [ __ ] y'all you don't think it's a little bit weird that it's been raining every single day in the summer of new york city we're talking about hot hot hot summer new york city no can i tell you dead ass when i moved to new york i was like sun it rains a lot here in the summer that's my dead ass thought no you're not you're retrofitting that retro that is super retrofit that's retrofitted no that's not right you just retrofitted that now you hate new york bro i know you you hate new york i hear your shirt look at your shirt you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you guys insulted my shirt so i came with it today yeah he hates new york dog he wants it to rain every single day so we're miserable here he hates it he hates it dude he's a hater he's a hater bro you're a [ __ ] hater dog hater dog yeah i saw happy because i thought you were making fun of him he hates new york dog he wants it to rain every single day he's happy and it rains all the time bro it rains all the time i remember saying that to my aunt and she was that guy was a [ __ ] idiot you're like yeah any place it snows a lot it rains a lot whoa it doesn't snow a lot here what are you talking about only when they want to snow they haven't made it snow in years think about it back in the day bad torrential snow storms dogs it was crazy that what was the reason why they wanted to snow because thanksgiving parade it's more way more lit it never rained way more lit ain't never snow on thanksgiving yes it did go back in the day i was there with my dad looking at snoopy night before walking around upper west side the preview fun at the preview you always go preview you don't go day of what are we [ __ ] from jersey and you want a white christmas as well you know why chris come on you gotta just why wouldn't they have a snow on christmas who wants a white christmas well because black guys matter been yapping all goddamn winners we can't have a white [ __ ] christmas yeah we don't come out in the cold marches crank up the snow boys well actually no minnesota it was mad snowy right no it wasn't no was it when they were protesting no also black people are cool they're cold i thought that's i thought that would make them make more fires blackstar are cool with the cold and minnesota blacks can handle oh yeah that was a different box yeah little [ __ ] cold what they're somalians they can't handle [ __ ] cold no dude they're built for it dude yeah some aliens small ants absolutely hundred percent part of me thinks it's like a pirate thing yeah that could be two you're out on the seas in the water like it's chilly windshields go for discomfort they're built for just that i can agree with hundred percent i don't know about cold you replace hunger with cold and then they're 100 they're good with discomfort though blocks out the hunger exactly yeah there we go these people are ready i had a joke about that how like their women are finally dressed appropriately covered head to toe that's why they moved there they moved to minnesota and it's like okay that's kind of nice i was on my side here thank you lutherans oh [ __ ] it it was you guys no you're not lutheran no how dare you the big lesson from this is thank you jews you know what i mean why kill jesus for our sins yeah that's kind of true he just died for our sins who killed him jews didn't kill him that was catholics how to gather calisthenics as a scapegoat for all of your [ __ ] that's god right there yeah mal back checking us geez but now you use jews escape go for all your [ __ ] all that episode stuff it's a bunch of [ __ ] catholics at the top karen whoa what's your [ __ ] rich absolutely epstein did stuff can i tell you guys something i've been waiting for can i tell you guys something if you really want to know about epstein guess who i saw last night guess who i saw at dinner last night elaine maxwell not gizlane prince andrew's daughter and husband really yes beatrice i believe her name is and i almost pulled up on that royal [ __ ] i did i almost pulled up but then i remembered you cannot punish the the daughter for the sins of the father i think there was like a game of thrones episode or something about that or maybe it was harry potter that's your moral code yeah but i i remember that it's not her fault that her dad is discussing pedophile that being said she must have known this whole time and no magic in the muggle world that's none that's awesome you're not allowed to have magical muggles that's also important yeah that was important to remember all [ __ ] muggles every single day hey she don't want your [ __ ] mouth look at this mugget over here dude cradling that [ __ ] wand surprise you don't swallow it [ __ ] muggles dude hey just disgusting um okay can we actually do a podcast here yeah let's be honest now that we've all agreed we're loving not being the continued scapegoat i was like andrew go i'm just no no i would like to say one thing the guy came up to valley yesterday uh no two days ago while we were in uh glorious denver and he goes vala are you vala val goes yeah he goes you're the guy that gets way more [ __ ] than dove [Laughter] so you're known for getting second most [ __ ] yeah that's actually pretty good it is pretty good though it's good yeah pass off the torch just i just want quality now of what i really think and that sounds good but more than just looks what do you care about now someone could bring the shabbat oh you want jew uh he's been fake wanting to date i don't know i've been saying since i met him jewish everywhere duff you're in miami you're in new york you're kind of insulted walk up the block roll a penny down the [Laughter] street [Laughter] oh my gosh dude no that is true you are closeted bro you're closeted you're a closeted chick's a lover you're a closeted shiksha lover yeah you're not gay you are a closeted christian whoa do you like dating christian girls no but the first couple were christian girls i'm a recovering christian you gotta recover a dog you're addicted you're addicted to that christian plus dude yeah you love that drippy christian puss yo you'd love a nice drippy christian [Laughter] yo that's so true dude you love christian girls bro what is it about christian girls what is it what dude it is bad it is bad you can feel they're going to heaven or something yeah yeah the first time i'm jealous that like andrew's lady has a i mean her 23 and me that would qualify jill she's jew but she still feels christian he's jew she's jew i'm dating a full [ __ ] jew bro dude i am walking around my apartment we know we know we know say whatever you want right now [Laughter] no but all the f words fly in the world it doesn't matter no no no no for real i'm dating a full [ __ ] jew dude dude yeah but she's culturally christian yeah right so that's that is the distinguishing factor she's culturally christian but that's what douglas jew that's what dove wants that's that's what delve is implying oh because you get to say she's a jewish but she's like you have to deal with all that jewish [ __ ] but culturally you guys know shabbat is lit right i don't know what shabbat is bro just call it dinner like what is shabbat everybody makes a big [ __ ] deal this they all hang out on friday and have dinner before they turn the lights out for the weekend yeah yeah but we don't think the lights on but wait like stop acting like it's not that late like it's not a thing you go around a table you're just like yeah people do that i see that do it i see that show on the netflix it's the sabbath i know you just picked up what's that no the show on netflix when they're at the table they're just like unorthodox unorthodox yeah yeah that's just fire yeah i thought that was love below the spectrum below the spectrum point because if you're within the spectrum then [ __ ] is kind of like normal it's a little audience there's two vegetables they're not paralyzed but mentally yeah yeah yeah yeah okay um but listen now that we've got everything worked out i think it's time that we start our podcast okay uh but we also didn't ask arkansas about his uh his honeymoon oh yeah you went on a honeymoon yeah it was great dude it was great good to be back good to have wedding stuff out it wasn't great be honest about it be honest about it no i think it was great look how nice you know he looks refreshed is different bro you're good you're good it wasn't good it was insect infested oh yeah yeah it was yeah there was mad insects where'd you go four seasons and it was insect confession tell them this is the bahamas and tell them tell the people what they said to you they they literally look at akash after he's complained twice about insects and they're like well we don't know who brought them in they thought that they thought it could be them that brought the insects delta variant yeah it was racist it was super racist it was racist yeah yeah oh my god remember when we were doing the show in dc and they put you in all of your uh your family in room 711. yes i remember the real thing i remember that we stayed at hotel yeah i remember they had their i what happened it sounds like i'm making it up what happened i don't even know if it was dc no he came to visit my family visited new york city and then he came to hang out meet my brother and i think my my cousin's sister basically was there and they put us in room 711. i didn't even pick up on it because i don't look for racism but andrew was like i do they put you in room 711. [Laughter] where i was doing a show with the brownish guys and they put one of us in room 711. like this now it feels intentional yeah this is my airport my new airport yeah and i always say it like that they could say seven one one yeah but they said seven yeah they were good and everything and your dumbass didn't even pick it up they said it right to your face hey i don't look for racism i mean i'm an open-minded guy i just live my life yeah bro and then when you were like they put you in 7-eleven you got to be kidding me i was like wait isn't 9 11 the racism i was so i was dead ass i was like what oh [Laughter] but that is kind of crazy right that's a little it felt a little intentional a little personal black people are racist bro i mean it was a black person that did that it was a black it's a little game you wouldn't play that game yeah you got to return the favor if there's a black dude staying at an indian hotel what do you put them in what what what did you put them in bro do they have three fifths of a room 911 and whenever they call you just never show up [Laughter] like can i have eggs you're like oh yeah we're gonna be the chad what room do you put the black people in what room ow what room sorry what happened well i don't know he called it oh but what room would you put them in black people i don't know it's him he came up with this [ __ ] yeah i'm waiting on you no i said i said 9-1-1 i like that one mm-hmm i think there's a more racist one yes what's going on what's happening i ordered food these [ __ ] like keep talking how holy [ __ ] know that we're recording a podcast have you ever walked into the middle of a podcast sir okay leave the food you got him he's good is he is he gone yet i did okay oh i heard the door guess what he looks like yes is it was he mexican or asian with a full trench coat even though it's 95 degrees south asian asian would have fallen i i figured yeah it's got one outfit doesn't matter the season yeah i've never seen an asian a bubble jacket it's just full trench coat yeah doesn't matter the season okay mittens because they got to hide the sword the what the sword the samurais oh that type of vagina i was implying there's samurai yes that was [ __ ] racist yeah you got sushi you're a racist yeah okay um can we can we begin this podcast yes finally [ __ ] a um because i actually have a serious story i'd like to tell you guys okay if there's any scammers there's any hustlers that are listening right now and you're trying to make some money doing illegal [ __ ] i just want to say in the beginning i don't condone any of this but this is wrong you shouldn't do this you shouldn't break the law in no way are we supporting the breaking of the law on this podcast that being said being said if somebody was to break the law here is a great way to do it where you can make a lot of money fast okay please don't harm anybody okay there's this this blogger girl that my my uh jew wife ought to be my jew fiancee his jew yeah this jew brought that i live with and it's going to be my wife that i'm going to make little jewelets little jew kids can you reason why i'm sitting you know what's crazy my kids are going to be jewish and yours aren't [Music] hey that's why he wants everybody to post a blue square so he can see which christian girls he could [ __ ] oh my god so you weed out the blues yeah yeah yeah yeah what a [ __ ] sellout all right guys we taking a break for a second because the infamous tour is coming to omaha this weekend we'll be at the waiting room this weekend make sure you pull up get some tickets to the andrews.com also we got all these amazing shows coming up we got charlotte uh then we're out there in dallas houston tucson l.a we added a bunch of other shows we had in chicago the chicago theater we added in san francisco the masonic theater we've got all these amazing shows go to theandreshows.com get those tickets uh thank you guys so much for selling out these shows and thank 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vloggers right they film all the [ __ ] in their house they don't make that much money right they're not broke but they're not swimming in it we're not talking about like millionaires etc but what they are is selling a lifestyle a lot of times they get offered like free trips to certain places to promote a hotel to promote uh even like a new restaurant these types of things uh these expensive brands will give them bags they don't have the money to pay for the bags but you get a free bag from prada free bag from hermes maybe not free bag from mermaids but like bags from these like super high expo so they're doing these videos they're doing in their apartments they're in like the windows of their apartments they're maybe on their balconies you know where these girls live it's not that hard you can see the building that's across the street like it's very easy they're saying what city they're in this girl got robbed for three hundred thousand dollars worth of [ __ ] okay they just came into her [ __ ] window from the courtyard in her building while she was gone she was gone they knew that she was gone because i think it was like paris fashion week so they knew that she was outside she's vlogging and seeing where she is exactly now she said she's careful about it like i never say where i am like i will tag a place but after i've left the place but the thing that's really interesting about this is this is the easiest come up because the stuff that these girls have is the most flippable [ __ ] on the street yes if you get a necklace for a hundred thousand dollars who are you selling that necklace to like you gotta find a jeweler the jeweler's gonna go i know you stole this [ __ ] necklace i'm gonna give you 10 of the value a bag right to ebay make even more money on x whatever the [ __ ] done the watches all this is she had i think uh what was it 300 000 300 euros worth of [ __ ] that was missing three patek philippe that's half a million dollars half a million patek philippe watches get the [ __ ] out it's the most expensive watch in the world crazy right you got a bunch of these bags she had uh like a whole bunch of [ __ ] that was taken this is the beginning of this and the reason this is the beginning is because usually the people that can afford this type of stuff right they got security around them if you got three patek philippe right yeah you got security around you you're moving in a different way you're in some super expensive building the thing with this happening right now is these fashion vloggers are getting all this expensive [ __ ] that they could never afford so now they don't have the lifestyle to protect it if you got half a million dollars worth of [ __ ] in your house just chilling that can be easily removed and nobody even knows the difference you just got to come in with a backpack yeah right and you have no security you're not paying for like 24-hour you can't secure because they can't this is these are the marks these are the perfect setups this is not kim kardashian getting robbed in a hotel this is the average girl that might be making under six figures right so she can't afford the protection for all the [ __ ] she got in there and she's displaying all the [ __ ] she got constantly she's on instagram bragging yo here's my new hermes and the scammers are just going oh word right you don't even have to case it because like she's showing like here's my room here's the door here's where the bathroom is like she's showing you everything son i think this is the beginning and i think all these people are getting how did it take so long that's a great question i mean like it's a great question we were raised different generation no internet exposing your whole life no social media we're raised don't let don't flaunt your your [ __ ] because you'll get robbed their whole life is flaunting their [ __ ] how are they not getting robbed i don't understand how it's not happening all the time already especially when when they're not at a a level where they can protect the [ __ ] they're flaunting yeah because usually if you're paying for something right you understand that you have to maintain a lifestyle that can protect that yeah right like if you buy a fancy car you have to have enough money for a garage yep right just kind of like basic knowledge of stuff right or if you i'm trying to think of another thing like you get a tesla model from a guy who can't afford one you put it in a garage bro he was him bro that's foul yeah that was nice you're not coming to shabbat bro yeah yeah you're not invited uninvited oh no oh no where am i gonna get my chala bread huh yeah exactly anyway well this story was happening in 2013 they made that movie bling ring when the first time you really heard about this was from like when paris hilton and lindsay lohan because they were in this jet set crowd that that's when like the people breaking in it was the first time you heard that it wasn't like ski mask like just adult men breaking in it was like people that were at the same clubs girls the groups were girls that would party with them and they would do that i have a take on that i think all that [ __ ] was fake that's possible well i think all that insurance insurance fraud so your point if this girl that that what's happening now if you're getting a bag for free but then you're insuring that bag and you can get money back so that's another thing right you could easily she can't sell the [ __ ] she gets because then she's gonna ruin the relationship she has with these brands yeah right so how do you make money off of things you have yeah right without selling them you got robbed you can only do this one time it's but it's like to maybe she's that dumb but to me the whole reason you do this is to try to become a seven-figure person for what you try to ascend to the next level you can't ever do this again and you are that person and like how much can you make selling though but here's the thing you you might you don't have to do it again maybe now she's the most talked about right in that circle oh my god you got robbed it's like being arrested for a dude is cool being robbed for a girl is cool like you got so much cool [ __ ] that [ __ ] try to rob you maybe the company's the true crime podcast maybe the company doesn't even care because just saying patek philippe here 600 thousand people are protected the companies are through the roof our goods are robbable yeah right yeah like our goods are worth breaking and now not only is it seen on her little vlog now podcasts our podcast podcasts like us news outlets they're all mentioning these brands and it's just word of mouth advertising but go and the brands have sympathy for and they'll be like oh let's give you the newest one of those and the newest and then they look good pr and that's another advertising factor and she got her insurance money so now she just got the bill back that's smart if she did that if that happened but it's kind of wild though right like don't you see these girls as potentially the new marks oh yeah dude yeah how's it not happening you just gotta know how to like seek him out though because like this girl's audience i'm sure is all young female like fashion girls like the only reason i know this exists is because of my girl right it works in fashion whereas like this yeah this happens with rappers all the time where like they're posting about it but like they're appealing to an audience of people that might be more inclined to steal [ __ ] right yeah whereas want more because they have like a bunch of money around their neck right that's way easier to just steal that one thing than to try to go chase somebody's house yeah they're well dirty and like if i always though not always but if you you know if you're going to rob a rapper that talks about how he kills people you got to be prepared yeah even if you think he's full of it he might not be true i don't think i should show up with a gun to this girl's house yeah if you literally just get in the front door and you say give me everything what they gonna do yeah literally what are they gonna do start vlogging but like in the hood for example a lot of drug dealers get robbed all the time because they're doing something illegal so it's like they can't go through the cops so i think rappers also kind of you know some of them are on the line with things so it's like they tend to be like oh i'll deal with it in the streets raw animal fear feel like that's awesome it's right here you can't see yeah because you talk so much [ __ ] about how snitches get stitches yeah but then it's more risk to go rob these types of people because it's like oh hey if i get you on camera i'm going to the cops now but i'm saying just wrong just raw fear animal fear if i rob these rappers it's a thing in that moment it's a [ __ ] thing that's i think a more primal fear than oh they won't be afraid to go to the cops blah blah blah i just gotta be a little smarter about that but i'm not getting into a [ __ ] potential shootout if i rob some female vlogger true you know what i mean but it's and now with the mask sorry to cut you but like oh yeah you just hop in the back of a cab pay cash you got a mask on the whole time not an uber just a cab color contacts glasses you're good still difficult bro what like you you got a a cab has to be there how many cabs we see it's ubers everywhere now no you can get your abs on this yeah but you can also in new york not any place else paris you think you can't get a cabinet i don't know yeah 100 it's harder to get cabs in other places like london is it's all about i mean it's hard to get ubers london's all about cabs [Music] anyway i just thought it's an interesting thing i think a lot of these chicks about to start getting robbed and they're faking rockets or or faking robberies and i think a lot of the the girls that follow him ain't gonna have that much sympathy because there's a lot of like like uh hate slash love follow yeah you know it's like i like seeing these things and learn how to get these things but why the [ __ ] you get it for free yeah you don't got a job you just prance around for a living wearing cute [ __ ] and then people give you [ __ ] that i can't even buy so it's like i love your style but [ __ ] you you know what i'm saying i mean that's how they came out like kim kardashian in paris because she got robbed like 10 10 million dollars worth of stuff like 5 million just for the ring that kanye gave her yeah and then they made like a kind of a family promise to kind of skip all the jewelry for a while there was a time where they weren't doing it yeah they're back to work oh yeah i mean everything but there was a period where they're like nah um okay what else we got guys there's another uh interesting story uh obviously uh this is kind of making a rounds bill burr is out here love it uh it's really great love it it was this is the this is the effect of like saying something that everybody feels yes right uh he says literally for a minute on his podcast i think it starts around like the 15-minute market ends around like 16 and a half minutes it's it's a minute-long rant just about how shitty cnn is right of a channel right and this one minute kind of explodes he not only shits on cnn he says msnbc fox news he says they're all the [ __ ] same thing they're un un-american they're treasonous their uh ratings have tanked in this massive way i think like cnn ratings are down 68 or something like that i think foxes are down like 27 too but like without trump there's this void in interest for the news yeah now nothing is newsworthy we don't really give a [ __ ] anymore yeah so they need trump so they're starting to talk about trump and then his whole thing was by talking about him giving him all this free air time you're gonna get him elected again and you want it you want darth vader because you need it for your relevance yes like the news is this place that is not just telling us what has happened the news is selling attention yes and without us paying attention they have nothing to sell ads on yeah so they need the big [ __ ] attention they're selling ads like you said and the only way to get more money for ads is have more people watching yes how do you get more people watching let's drum up controversy let's drum up whatever let's let's get people emotionally to watch us because then they don't look away who's better at that than trump yeah the most reliable thing is fear yes fear and they prey on fear and nothing terrifies like your average like democrat liberal than the idea of trump getting elected again and i'm sure we've had this conversation because i think we've all thought it i know i thought it we're like dude trump was a joke when he first started running in 2016. they used to say he had to pay people to come to his [ __ ] rallies but then the news picked up on the fact that he was saying divisive things and they gave him all the attention in the world and the more attention he got the more people he could reach to be like yeah i like what this guy is saying whether it's good or bad or whatever i don't care the point was people were like oh now this guy's accessible to me and the more i see him the more i like him and that is a major reason you got to elected i don't care what anybody says mage and i think we've all probably said this independently but the power of burr saying it is different because he's at that level now also there's certain people like if you give them more attention right they're going to expose themselves right right like we know [ __ ] like the longer you shine a light on them the more you realize yeah they're actually kind of boring or they're uninteresting and they're not that funny like they're funny within their tiny little enclaves yeah right like uh i'm trying to think of certain people uh you that play like an iconic character and then once they leave that character you're like oh you're kind of a nerd yeah right yeah you're great as that character the ron swanson from parks and rec that like he's like the manliest guys like i eat steak all day i want meat and then like he like was tweeting some [ __ ] like standing up for like gay rights or whatever and everyone's like what are you doing what are you doing he's like i was like a theater kid like yeah i went through like all these traditional theater programs like i'm playing a character like this happens a lot with actors right it happens a lot there especially like well then they start hiring like the actual mobsters for like the mob rolls but before that it was a bunch of the gay theater dudes who would like mob it up and italian it up to play all these roles this is prior to like sopranos and [ __ ] where they started hiring the real guys but like i've been on set with a guy who's like supposed to be a tough new york yeah italian dude and then they do cut and he's like yeah do you think i was really into it i think yeah but yeah you shine a lot on some people and they they change or they crumble but trump is an example of a guy who has been entertaining for his entire adult life yeah he literally had a tv show where he just had to entertain people if you shine the light on him yep he will be entertaining yep okay he knew that bro they [ __ ] knew that they want him to get reelected at the expense of the entire nation because they know he will entertain and us talking about him is the only way we can stay relevant so let's go yeah and i don't think they know it the first time around though i think they were okay with it uh i think you had to see what was happening and before everybody was kind of in disbelief hillary lost but they were looking at the data like yeah every time we do a story on them it's going up let's do another story it's going up and you notice along the way he's getting more powerful he wasn't supposed to win the primaries [ __ ] crush the primaries yeah he wasn't even close so at a certain point you can make a moral decision if you actually dislike this guy which they claim to i'm just calling out their inconsistency which is oh he's actually getting more powerful the more coverage we give him we could tamp this down a bit and we could not make as much money but they can't though like their because their obligation is to get money for their shareholders yes like that's why you can't trust that news well i think that's the money for advertising so frustrating because they present as if they have this moral obligation to tell the truth yes but what seems to be true when you look at the reporting is that they have a financial obligation to their shareholders and when we see that inconsistency as a viewer we're like dude just don't lie just say that you're a capitalistic business that just tries to profit by any means necessary if you said that run with it we don't give a [ __ ] that's why i'm almost like less annoyed by like this extreme left wing and the extreme right wing like uh news like i don't care how extreme you are left like huffington post whatever like i know what you're doing you know what you're doing yeah the game is like what is it one america news or something like that like i know what you're doing i know what you're here for yeah it's just to say whatever trump does is the most perfect thing in the world right so i can look at that with like some bit of honesty they would act like they're just telling the truth but like i'm not as annoyed by it but like when you go i'm telling you the truth and that's all we care about we're not biased real news i think fox news that's that's their thing with the real the real news he's like come on yeah stop it yeah but they can't they can't expose themselves because then that because they're supposed to be news yeah yeah i hate that sentence financial obligation to our shareholders because it's like your way of saying you're a piece of [ __ ] and i just have to be a piece of [ __ ] but like just say that from jump street don't well at the end of the day we have a financial it's just such like a catch-all sentence it's like okay now we can't call you out for anything you have a financial object you're all pieces of [ __ ] that's fine but own it more if cnn was like hey man this guy is good for ratings what do you want from us would you turn down 70 i mean we talked about trump when he was here because we knew people are going to listen yeah but there are uh large groups on both sides that like believe that they're telling the truth so if they expose themselves to be like ah now we're just saying what we have to say to i'm not everybody i understand the reasoning because you got to cater to morons but me as a person who's not as quite as stupid as that i'm like oh i can't [ __ ] with this because i see through it yeah but if you appease you then they don't have to lose their face they don't have to piece me but i see what you are and i will call it out and that's it and i know what it is at the end of the day you don't have to appease me you've got to appease the morons but anybody with half a brain knows how biased both sides are yeah every network bro you'd be surprised bro you'd be surprised like i got friends who literally just regurgitate cnn talking points it's shocking like close friends yeah yeah it's susceptible like i've been in that spot too or like i'm trying to prove a point to someone and i'm like oh yeah i'll take this article i don't even care where it's from that's true and i'm touting some cnn thing that i don't even necessarily believe and i'm like this supports my argument because i don't even realize that i'm indoctrinated that's like how how seductive the information you might not be indoctrinated it might just confirm the feelings that you already have right because we're just looking for confirmation validation is seductive yeah yes yes yes yes and it's much easier to feel validated when you have a quote-unquote news network yeah say the same [ __ ] that you feel like oh it must be true now yeah those guys on the tv with the ticker at the bottom said it yeah there's something about the tv and a ticker that makes it feel real yeah you know and it's just preying on fear that's the the saddest part to me is that like it's just like traumatizing people like there are people that like didn't come out of their house for all of the lockdown yeah like didn't weren't running like weren't like getting sunlight because they were so terrified by what the news was saying remember when we were watching local news and it was just reporting the news but if it said breaking news like that was a big story but when you watch cnn or fox news it's 24 7 it's breaking he's always breaking the fast ticker and the colors and they're just shooting at you like oh my god what today and then you're like it has to stay on all the time like bloomberg finance or something you just have to keep absorbing it and you're like yeah this just in this just in this just monkey pox like it's just they are dying for another disease yeah if a disease pops up on our shores they could not be happier if there was a cnn producer on the flight with the guy who had the monkey pox all over his hand he would sit there mouth shut and let that [ __ ] land in america and infect every single person so that story tomorrow could absolutely murder the rape that's what happened with the monkey monkey virus which is apparently different than monkey box okay there was a person that died in china from monkey virus of course it was like this big headline yeah and i was like oh [ __ ] another [ __ ] pandemic or whatever i look into it it's like you have to be in contact with a monkey that has the virus and then like the death rate is whatever and i was like this is a non-story why is this even being pushed and the only reason is because there's this covered you know panic if you read the monkey monkey and maybe because of that also but like this story like people die of one-off random viruses literally every day all the time we're not going to stop dying from coven we're not it's the new flu it's here every year get the vaccine updated if you want whatever but they're going to keep it going as long as they can i said this is a pandemic this is crazy as long as people are afraid and like terrified and you can fear on that and that's where i also what bill burr said was really great is you are treasonous you are unamerican in the guise of a news network so that's where you can justifiably call them out like sure you can't expose yourselves but we see what you are it is un-american it's just reason the solution to me is like just following independent journalists where you find them [ __ ] yeah you know what i mean like you got to do work yes well that's the thing like i don't know if i don't know what the solution is for the masses like the other solution is state sponsored media like bbc well that's the tricky thing you can't have i guess they do a decent job of it in england but we got to ask people in england yeah but uh all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because uh y'all need to make some [ __ ] money gambling and there's only one place to do it and that's my bookie.ag and let me tell you why okay i'm gonna tell you why right now because they are doubling your initial deposit bonus up to a thousand dollars that's a three thousand dollars that you get to cash the [ __ ] in and make some goddamn money when you make those bets a lot of things that we could bet on these days guys there's a lot of things okay there are sports happening right now that you need to put that hard-earned money to use and start building up your kids college fund that's what you do you gamble you use your gambling money to build up your kids college fund all right i mean look they have the pre-game props or you can bet games live to shift the 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made blackfish remember that doc and and bourdain's like parts of known like they're storytellers they know how to do it yeah but so what is the answers like putting it should there be a rule like with if you have a newspaper that they have to be journalists at the top like that are making decisions or the tricky thing is it's also some personal accountability like we don't want the truth yeah we don't want the truth the majority of us want confirmation we don't want information we want confirmation right that's what we're constantly seeking and when we're in a place like i think we have to go to a place where we have so little faith in the news that is that that we're digesting that all of a sudden there's enough of like a void or vacuum in the middle where like truth will be valuable again and then that will exist maybe for like 10 years and then we'll start going i don't want all this truth it's not fun yeah make me feel good or make me feel scared but like make me feel something because the reality is like the center [ __ ] is not that interesting it's not at the end of the day it's entertainment especially 24 hour news network i have to keep you entertained all day every day how [ __ ] exhausting that is yeah every that's why sportscenter there's so much sports gossip on sportszone you want to read an article about how your home in santa barbara is going to get burned down by this fire or do you want to read an article about how like there's a 30 chance but also a 60 chance that maybe like rain will start and then that will subside the fire i'm more likely to read the my home is going to burn down yeah your home is going to burn down tell me why yeah you don't want like a rational take on your home burning even if want it's like what am i more likely to read the one that panics me the [ __ ] home is going to burn yeah i think one is a weird word because i think you want to be calm i think like human beings want to be at peace but you can't look away can't i agree with you we we might want it but our system isn't designed for it right yeah it's designed to look good thread to keep ourselves safe right like we hear some noise in the other room and all of us go what yeah because we want to know because our brains are in the forest somewhere right yeah we're in like a little 100 50 person tribe and if i hear some random noise i've never heard before that's a lion it's going to eat us all so that's what the news is doing to us it's constant new fear new chicken pox monkey pucks fire kovid we're shutting [ __ ] down again and it's like if you're gonna give us that every single day eventually there's some exhaustion attached to it right and i think that's what's happening right now is people just going i'm not going to tune in i'm not listening to fox i'm not watching cnn i don't tune into [ __ ] my favorite thing to do is academic news is the only thing i tune into and i just talked to alex about hip-hop [ __ ] if you watch a ton of news all i do is all i do is i go you heard what happened to polo g and his girl man that's just crazy girl had a gay best friend started [ __ ] him that was wild and i act like i had i like have known all this but i just read one headline and then throw it against al to see if it sticks yeah i like when you do it too yeah i don't know [ __ ] about hip-hop that's what i'm exposing so he don't know nothing bro i asked him to sing a little baby one song he couldn't do one lyric wow that's fast bro i've been saying that's what i'm telling you oh bro one bar he couldn't spit nothing huh anyway so bill burke it was cool to see him just go out there say it what everybody already feels and a person that we trust and uh yeah just like to be honest with it it's like [ __ ] them yeah man it was great to hear bill bird do it because again he's at a status and like um yeah i guess a stature where it's like his words carry weight yeah and for him to say some [ __ ] like that that resonated was just great yeah yeah nah it's dope we just want distraction at the end of the day it's like kind of on this topic do you want to talk about biden saying that facebook is killing people yeah that was interesting so set that up mark so basically i don't know the full full context but i just know that biden's secretary of the press came out and was saying all this stuff like accusing facebook and maybe trying to even sue facebook a little redhead joint yeah her name is christina zakis pisakis or i don't know i remember when she was at band camp doing some wild [ __ ] because she was at bank camp yeah band camp that's a good reference you're getting wild with the flute you know shorty was getting wild with the flute that's a great thing yeah but yeah tell me what the unbreakable kimmy schmidt was talking about that's what it is basically uh they were saying that facebook is allowing misinformation to disseminate through their platform yeah and it's killing people what is the quote yeah facebook is killing people yeah i don't know if they're responsible for killing people but yeah a hundred percent uh people die as a result of misinformation and uh but then you could also say like is what is their net like do they have net positive are more people living because of the things that they read on facebook right right like are there are there you know grandparents that are able to like have relationships with their kids and grandkids and that's giving them more motivation to stay alive like might even be a direct like covet thing like there's certain people that might not have gotten the vaccine then they saw a bunch of things like oh no you can still dive you if you don't get it and they're like all right fine i'll get it or even a place where they could get the shot right yeah they had no clue where they go get it and then oh wow they see their friends getting in they're like oh maybe it's safe and it's tricky because how do you con how do you decide what's misinformation and what's not yeah now you're playing big brother for real if you're an information platform that information is going to lead to happiness it's going to lead to depression like i don't know if you're responsible for all the feelings and outcomes that happen because of your platform yeah but if you want to talk about lives lost like yeah sure [ __ ] die because of facebook like how many people how many how many people's locations have been shared and then they just got murdered as a result of instagram or facebook that should just happen with whom uh there was this i think it was a [ __ ] out in l.a and yeah he no actually was a blood out pop smoke yeah he decimated like um [ __ ] who was a rapper that died oh yeah um the marathon continues nipsey hussle you don't know [ __ ] about rap academics desecrated his grave and then he was on ig live and then shot him live and he died [Music] ratings through the roof oh my god ratings through the roof facts though right this is crazy but it's true got to be his most watched live probably you don't think you're going to go watch that replay iron they call it live no you think somebody had the foresight why at the end when it's over says do you want to record this and keep it live [Laughter] but that is crazy like a lot of people end up dying because of the platform is it the platform's responsibility or fault i don't know the tricky thing i think when it comes to like misinformation is is that there are algorithms that um react and promote certain things that are being digested that's the fear thing okay so break it down well that's exactly what we're talking about the media is that like our brains are in the forest they're programmed to be looking at threats yeah and so when you're on social media and you see like oh the vaccine is actually going to [ __ ] give you cancer you're like oh god damn it i gotta watch it yeah i gotta watch it i'm gonna share it because i don't want my friends to get sick and so like you're now passing around all the misinformation why am i so threatened by girls with huge tits jumping [Laughter] why is that why is that so threatening sounds like a basic time because that pops because of fear yeah i am terrified yeah if there's a girl with huge tits jumping yeah i can you fear for her safety i feel like what about her back is it gonna hurt her you're the biggest feminist i know i think anybody knows you know you are really concerned share it with your friends so that way you know we can also be aware exactly because that kind of information needs to be shared you can tell other hot girls with huge shits like hey guys be careful be mindful of how you move that is true because in this way instagram is actually saving people's lives yes right yes i mean a lot of them mm-hmm but also killing people too probably yeah at least a billion of um potential people maybe big chiropracti or whatever the [ __ ] you call it he's trying to tell these girls to do it they're trying to tell these girls hey you should jump up and down chiropractic we got to stop science you know what i mean you guys say hey they're just trying to make money off the treatment or maybe he's playing on something in your brain maybe like uh maybe like you have a fear of starving and you see like a voluptuous woman and yeah anything you could suckle on her on her teeth is it voluptuous or voluptuous it's voluptuous the m really threw me off because that's stupid [Laughter] yeah okay so takeaway is facebook killing people possibly probably probably yeah or are people dying as a result of facebook yes that's a better way but are people living as a result of facebook instagram yes are they net positive net negative i don't know probably negative in terms of how they make us feel but they might be net positive in life how and how in life like we all feel a little bit worse but we are more connected yeah so maybe those connections lead to like i don't know that's suicides or some [ __ ] [Laughter] like dumb [ __ ] like if you didn't lose confidence in it i would have stayed with it just because i don't know for you to hit it with besides been up yeah suicide has been yeah business [Laughter] so what is it so so do you hold them accountable is biden just being a [ __ ] when he does this [ __ ] it's a little cuckish but it's also not fully wrong like you said and then as we were trying to name net positive things we couldn't really think of any i mean connectivity my career yeah yeah yeah your career all of our careers are positive yeah we're going to bring life into this world because of social media yeah yeah youtube's not facebook facebook helps sue well it don't help but connect connectivity [ __ ] sorry boomers you old ass you know what i mean watching my clips on facebook sorry boomer yeah ice on your knees and watching some facebook clips the old [ __ ] dude what what al we over a million on facebook oh [ __ ] sorry we over a million on facebook [ __ ] yeah but yeah what no this is just a fascinating thing that they say that apparently 12 people are behind most covid vaccine hoaxes on social media what's the hoax that's what i understand like so it's just like putting out misinformation so like what what misinformation exists on vaccines give me one give me one bit of misinformation though i don't even think misinformation exists on vaccines dead ass let's go let's go tell me one let's cook does the vaccine make it rain does the vaccine make it rain outside no what give me one bit of missing go go this is gonna be fun that's all episodes getting taken down but uh i think i mean one thing people said that like there could be a sterilization as a result of of vaccine use oh so that you can't get girls pregnant yeah on the girls side or on the due side i don't know i don't know bro some [ __ ] facebook hey do we know that it can't be we don't know it's gonna be your reply to all this [ __ ] i'm just saying we don't know yet this [ __ ] just came out right like you don't know until it goes for a little bit right like people got to use the lotion before they find out it gives them cancer and at the johnson and johnson yeah i just [ __ ] up because i wasn't using that [ __ ] too yeah yeah that's why you were sweating so much i still got that [ __ ] in my book bag right now see and you should still use it you only got settlement i think so yeah this is sunblock but the benzene in it it's sunblock it has this thing benzene in it and i guess that causes cancer or something like that yeah but it's bad should people not wear sunscreen every day besides there's like a movement that's happening where people are like yeah misinformation wear sunscreen every day that's misinformation that's misinformation dove wears sunscreen every day it's mad movements out there but let me tell you about this johnson and johnson okay johnson johnson having a hell of a bro i don't trust them for talk johnson johnson how you got baby powder kills people down bad that's fi ass foul baby powder causing cancer for babies so y'all the og epstein's out this [ __ ] ruining children's lives babies in the powder that's right son god al really had it so johnson johnson recalled five of their sunscreen products in the u.s after low levels of benzene a carcinogen found in its products vallashore independent laboratory raised alarm over benzene's presence report released may 27 27 of samples contained benzene up to three times the conditionally restricted fda concentration limit products were in uh that's kind of crazy that nine percent are allowed to have benzene hold on hold on al might be safe products were in all aerosol cans [Music] or neutrogena sprays beach defense cool dry sport invisible daily defense and ultra shear avinos protect and refresh do you have that what is benzene bro it's a highly flammable and widely used chemical uh it's either oh with the catch higher nope you're good all right um damn i was trying to get on that class action oh you better get it it's found in plastics pesticides and synthetic fibers and can cause cells to stop working results in loss of white blood blood cells sounds like a vaccine to me [Music] yo johnson johnson a real piece of [ __ ] they're the worst dog this is crazy so right now they're exploring a plan to offload the liabilities from the baby powder litigation yeah so they got to pay up like 2 billion or whatever like that so they're considering this like rule that allows them to like separate the company and then file for bankruptcy in the separated part of the companies they don't have to pay off the people whose kids they killed son that's so valid absolute [ __ ] scumbags bob johnson and johnson bro that's every pharmaceutical company that's legit every pharmacist what do you mean yeah yeah yeah hold on they're all in like constant lawsuits paying out billions of years but we [ __ ] on drought to the joshua right now [Applause] [Music] mcdonough hbcu what hdcu [ __ ] you yeah pronounce the words right you [ __ ] idiot the the bank hbc did you just say hp it that's what it is historically he's like hdcc university right oh i said it right [ __ ] you [ __ ] no i said hbc's hdtv how you lose confidence in your own [ __ ] so what's the bank hong kong fdic you dumbledore no no no no no no no no the monkeys yo where do you get the monkey bars good interest rates at shanghai bank get the [ __ ] out oh you're going to get some real good rates shanghai that's what you're going to get oh [ __ ] that monkey pox bro yeah you got to be careful shout out to hasbula bro get rid of that monkey dog oh he does he does have a little monkey yeah yeah i love that like [ __ ] fighter from dagestan it's not even a fighter he's a youtube personality i'm sorry for uh i'm sorry for destroying the momentum of the podcast i apologize for that i thought a hasbro reference was gonna really murder the room turns out uh not that relatable uh so johnson johnson just pieces of [ __ ] you were saying mark they're all pieces of [ __ ] they're all pieces okay why now go there's massive corporations playing people's lives making money trying to get their shareholders paid i don't trust any pharma yo sorry boomer sorry now can we also look at them like we're looking at facebook do they have net positive are they saving one more life than they're killing here's what's foul about it though is when you if you are a pharmaceutical company morally you would think if you [ __ ] some people up you'll be like all right let me just pay them we [ __ ] up disrespect them keep going that's all that's my whole point they don't do it they'll find a way out of they're fighting too many [ __ ] opioid like addicts being like oh no we didn't get you addicted but why did they get them addicted because they told the doctors they're like yeah prescribe them all oh yeah yeah it's not their fault they live in a shitty connecticut town you know what i mean like what did i just put on me vincent [Music] bubbly in the bathtub benzene in the sunblock someone already made a fire uh what's it called oh yeah of the [ __ ] in the wall door yo y'all stepping it up reddit about [ __ ] time yo that's what i'm talking about all right stay off the benzene we might need y'all okay now you're not getting any sunlight you [ __ ] nerds [Laughter] no bullying works you're killing it with no reddit comforters [ __ ] right now you got a bully they [ __ ] work once you bully them bro you know what i mean you gotta bully them they was cracking out some high quality content when we were bullying them don't call them nerds say what go go nerds what do you want me to call them we be on it yeah we're a nerd all right sorry zee jen [Laughter] oh [ __ ] yo this girl is stacked from the front to the back are you watching some hentai or what bro i'm about to what's this girl's name holy [ __ ] boomer dude real dog this girl is crazy bro yeah holy but you just found out about hentai right what do you think you just found out about hentai what do you think they should have more of a slit in between her uh okay all right y'all look crazy i know that i shouldn't have given this [ __ ] to kids okay um what else we got going on boys all right so india is imposing a a two-child policy in certain states specifically uttar pradesh whoa right after akkash got married do you think that's strategic whoa oh [ __ ] be honest do you think they're trying to get you utter pradesh is where akash's family is from yeah okay now they want two kids max yeah what you think about that i think it's great how many siblings do you have one got one sibling it's a 2k family this is great yeah yeah that's the way hey india got too many people man we got too many keep it at two then viruses will kill mad others and we'll be fine and they're offering money for for sterilization not forced i guess because they're giving them money but for uh paying for volunteered voluntary sterilizations that's great dog this is brilliant i love this so much i'm so happy about this i mean you guys can flip it on me i'm sure but i'm enjoying it right now why are you happy about it because there's too many people there's 1.4 billion people in a country that's like a fifth the size of america so five times the population one-fifth of land it's [ __ ] crazy you know you guys haven't been it's too many people the easiest way to control population is to just give women rights and none of these countries are willing to do it right like yeah easiest way you just give women rights you get them to have careers you get them to work and all of a sudden they like doing that [ __ ] they don't have any kids norway sweden america all declining populations because women can do whatever the [ __ ] they want but you go to like china and india and you just offer up the idea hey you want to like let them like focus on themselves you're doing a lot instead just letting chinese women work right yeah think about that [ __ ] hey hey you gotta do what you gotta do and they literally just look at people like listen we don't make them wrap their feet anymore what the [ __ ] else you want half measures you know what i mean but it is the number one way to stop population if you want to eradicate human beings from this planet you know all these people are like oh my god uh we need to recycle so we can bring the earth back to it's homeostasis or whatever no just let women work yeah but who's wasteful 100 they're gonna waste they can have all their products and all that other kind of [ __ ] but then within two generations there'll be no humans left ah so that's all you need to do more you have women working careers no more human beings the dolphins will come back to the canals in venice or whatever you want to happen in italy it's funny how insufferable children get when you let women hang out with their peers then all of a sudden they're like yo kids are annoying when you keep them at home you don't let them talk to anybody else they're like yeah let's have kids i love kids when they get to work and hang out with peers they're like hell kids huh who's into that who wants that every [ __ ] country where they let them work and hang out with friends they look at kids like this is annoying care of the kids now not even they're just they're realizing how kid annoying kids are because they'll get to hang out with peers at work they're like oh these guys are cool these kids suck oh oh women are realizing that oh my god i wasn't understand what you were saying yeah women once they get to hang out and like have something they're passionate about outside of their child yeah and have co-workers that are their age that they can relate to now i i just want to say this is the end of humanity i don't support this yeah yeah right i want humanity to continue going and in order for us to do that we have to pretend like we want women to have careers but really keep them in their hands which i don't believe at all i don't believe at all i don't believe that you don't believe that you know my girl's getting a master's degree your girl's going back to get her master's we want women to go out there and do everything that they can do yes so that they can realize that their place is at home yeah yo explore it all come back home it's like when uh at home it's like when the amish people let their kids go on rum springer yeah rum springer yeah yeah something like that goofy ass amish you ain't gonna hear this [Laughter] okay we're going the same thing you let them explore and then they just come back that's so [ __ ] true dude yeah we have to let women run springer like what's wrong with that yeah let him explore what does a female rumor look like they just go they go to work they go to school they do whatever they want they they they toil away at these corporate jobs and they realize how miserable it is and then they could have children and you know do that and toil away at that he appreciated for once you know have a job where you're appreciated that is actually true like if you're a woman you're raising the kids you run the [ __ ] right bro you are mother's day is the great like the most important day of the year 100 everything mom is billboard had the joke about that mom mom is the hardest job in the world nobody says that about [ __ ] whatever other job you got that's a good ass point also i do think it's beneath quality control to work after they have children beneath them i think it's beneath a woman after you push out a kid to go back to a job is beneath you you shouldn't have to yeah i mean if i mean some people need to to work yeah it's okay but like after you've made a human being you can't go like to like copying [ __ ] for your boss like getting coffees and stuff like that like you made a human being like what you accomplished is far greater than what your boss is telling you to do it's it's stupid now some people have to do it because they have to pay the bills if you don't have to come on what is this i gotta work a job at human resources i am human resources i just my resources create humans i [ __ ] you that's what i do yeah that's some boss ass [ __ ] like lady what you want to [ __ ] work chipotle i want to work at chipotle like somebody asking you can i have extra steak on my bowl you're like i just made a human being two weeks ago why am i listening to this fat [ __ ] tell me what he wants on his [ __ ] burrito bowl that's disgusting good point women shouldn't have to work a good point how much maternity leave you think for women yeah rest of your life yeah eternity eternity no 18 years 18 years and then you can go back and work in some form of charity yeah yeah convent or something like that ronald mcdonald [Laughter] you can work around and nick downer what a goofy charity right like they probably do a lot of good work but if you got your life saved by [ __ ] ronald mcdonald ronaldo a clown pulls up you have 30 more days on this planet and a clown pulls up yeah i'm gonna save you um no but there is something to that i don't know are we being wildly sexist lady [ __ ] tell us i feel like we're being very progressive yeah we're the most progressive people in years of maternity leave that's pretty good no 18 years maternity leave i think if women have children they should in an ideal world i think most guys feel this way if we're being serious no jokey i think most guys probably feel this way if you had the resources to allow your wife to choose whether she wanted to work or raise the kids or do both you would do that yeah right so you'd say babe if you want to take care of the family and do that i will hold this [ __ ] down i think most guys would say that would you agree yeah if they're if they want to only if they're so passionate about their career and they really want to do that then that's awesome too i mean like there are tons of women that are [ __ ] gold medalists and [ __ ] right like there are women that are doing these things that they really care about they have a graphic design business that they [ __ ] started from the ground up what i'm talking about is like the fact that like some women feel like they should work in order to feel like justified as a human being yeah you made a you made a human being yeah that's justification enough it's crazy that there are some feminists that make being a housewife seems so beneath yeah when it's like the most empowered thing you could possibly do the most beautiful thing about a woman is you can create other humans so if you can create and love other humans and do that you're not beneath anybody whether you choose to do it or not that's fine but it's not you're not less of a woman if you take care of your family but it's always some fat troll with a mustache that's saying that right yeah ever like a girl who has the option to have a family correct it's always a girl who would never have that option and then she's like oh yeah look at those girls why are they doing that yeah because humanity decided you're not worth procreating with that's why they could do it when we like hate on instagram models yeah yeah yeah like oh yeah look at her feet are all [ __ ] up it's like you don't even care if she had no feet out on [ __ ] toothpicks it wouldn't matter right put your nub in my mouth immediately [Music] why are we waiting i'll put honey on it i don't care that's a party yo if you had the option to be a uh house husband would you look no no no no no not built for it i think women women have the choice to choose they should be allowed to choose what they want to do but not in my house men's choices yeah it's very traditional women should be able to choose woman we have a fairly traditional relationship all right men have a choice too you can get a job or be a stay at home that's what you can do and they should be able to choose these are your choices yes but no we can't do that staying home [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here with all that that's crazy if some man wants you that's fine no actually it's embarrassing nah nah she's just embarrassing me get a job there's a stay-at-home dad listening to this right now and i just want to say from the bottom of my heart you were a [ __ ] you were a [ __ ] get out there go to work okay jesus what if he's a patron say what what if he's a patron where his wife's paycheck [ __ ] cockney put your name as a captain no more your wife can ask you a question captain captain net you putting somebody else's credit card name on the [ __ ] get out of here bro son that being said whenever i call people my mom's name come up i'm saying you entering somebody else's name for credit card info get the [ __ ] out of here that's embarrassing you got to work yeah you got to work i'm sorry you got to work i don't even care if your wife is like a soldier or whatever she had war in afghanistan like get a babysitter yo have your parents come home all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because sometimes it rains on 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my dad's memory just went away so this is perfect timing okay it's absolutely perfect this is how you stay married for the rest of your life yeah all right just don't spend no time together and then have your memory cut out the second you have to just take shifts real tall yeah but that's it yeah now my dad was working okay yeah he was working for my mom but it was a family okay i bet you at the ballet studio triggered y'all andrew used to work for his mom too back in the night i used to work for michael well you can work for your mom if you're a kid yeah yeah you used to work for your mom yeah in the beauty sleep he's 49 so in a while like a tanning salon not available [Applause] perspective all right my parents had a [ __ ] pounding partner dance studio they had all right mad people meeting women marrying them dancing it up salsa dick rock uh-huh yeah i mean i used to take classes there dick rock yeah put on a salsa dick [ __ ] that ballet belt i didn't need that ballet ain't no ballet over here yo it was a couple of studios were rented out for ballet classes but i had no affiliation with what we did it was [ __ ] pound part of dancing where you get some action or what action tango all that dick rock i used to dance with y'all i'm saying i was dick rock dancing with these girls bro i would go to the class saw some jameel and i pull up to that [ __ ] yeah dancing dude crossbody lead salsa cha-cha it didn't matter i remember they filmed the other guys that movie of mark wahlberg at his dance studio and i know it's ballet because i remember him doing ballet in the movie they had the poles along the walls he's got receipts right i remember because i see pictures of his mom in the back i'm like oh that's andrew studio i love those pictures and then mark wahlberg busting out the ballet see how people do you yo see how you do you read it you [ __ ] dorks yeah i just gotta find someone else i just gotta get it off me ready you're gonna have to take this one now yeah i'm taking too much punishment i got a hot potato this [ __ ] okay reddit you see jen's like that no not it was capable to do ballet there you could do it but he taught we weren't teaching on ballet yeah we were teaching partner dancing bro get married you say partner were you saying partner because you learned are you saying partner because a lot of times his boyfriend yeah he's actually a good job don't make him do that yeah come on make him do that that's how they'd be treating christians too they're like no run it back jesus come back all right no but for real though y'all talking [ __ ] about my father god [Laughter] i'm gonna [ __ ] all y'all up with three different conversations bangers though bangers though dude he was not playing my boy my boy my boy my dad met my my uh i'm going to fire up i'm going to fire on the second respect but um the gay island actually now that i said yeah that is true it is true so my my boy my father met my uh future mother-in-law this weekend oh [ __ ] right and kicking mad game with a capital g yeah right in front of my mom mm-hmm right because my girl was there and her mom and then my mom and my dad and my dad was like doing the classic old school deadlines like are you guys sisters with the are you sisters are you guys sisters and then you know how old are you she said like 58 or something like that he goes wow the women of your generation just don't age my mom's standing right next to him completely different than my generation but your generation just stays the same unlike mine wilts away because wilts away what's the difference unbelievable this savage right oh my god so wait what happened did he close or it didn't [ __ ] ballet i don't know what else you want from me guys what else do you want what type of conclusion would you like oh this makes sense what because your girl used to do bad lace without you i could dance together son oh [ __ ] nutcrack at the wedding getting killed getting killed ready i'm getting nerds y'all are they got me the spin cycle with the [ __ ] nutcracker now is the time to make the content that i know that you can make yeah you are the nutcracker bro yeah i'll be sitting on my nuts oh the way i position myself sitting down it's kind of nutcracker not crackers nutcracker holy [ __ ] poorest [ __ ] there bro is that a symptom of monkey pox bro dude does accent change as well when you get it dude what if the first symptom of covet was you had a wuhan accent like that's a wuhan accent it's wuhan dog it's specifically from the wuhan region of china doug virus where the virus [ __ ] started yeah where it was created where it was created who knows yeah by who knows maybe a bat maybe a human being whose job it was to create it stop taking your work home with you [Laughter] what are you worried that we're spreading misinformation and people are dying as a result no no just demonification you think demonification [Laughter] okay um let's talk let's can we have a real conversation yeah let's be serious let's start let's start okay let's start the podcast dude because you guys are [ __ ] liberal cox yeah let's start dude okay what else is happening popeye's beefing up security and inventory for the release of their new chicken nuggets this [ __ ] is like jordans are dropping son that do you feel disrespected by this i'll be honest why it's a little bit racial it's a little racist why it was all white people running around like y'all were surrounded that [ __ ] when we were in chicago all white people asian provocateur when we were in chicago white people asian provocateur caucasian provocateur dude that's what that was those were fbi agents paid for by was there violence at that one almost huh almost what happened you almost fought somebody for a chicken sandwich no not me they actually ran out of the chicken sandwich and people would type do you think that that is enough um reparations if we just let you guys get the chicken first you guys can cut the line at pop us when the chicken nuggets drop can we just forget about this whole slavery thing i'm being serious can we just forget about it can we just call it even no i already told you what's happening we don't pay taxes boom even forever forever how about i mean no federal tax forever forever it wasn't slavery forever yeah it's true that wasn't slavery forever all right however long it was i think 25 years [Laughter] six years ago that was the bad part it was like yeah 10 years of bad like yeah but we were rounding up saying like 400 years like 400 years that sounds about oh [ __ ] but you you don't pay taxes as long as the state that you live in had slavery oh okay oh no why black people are gonna start moving to the south and we already started you're gonna move to the the most racist places and then it's going to be all about not play taxes and then it's going to be all black and there's going to be atlanta and that's how you fix it well but then all the raised people are going to move to where there's no black people don't they do that already but they're going to move north so now we have a complete flip in ideology and everything's segregated oh my god so the southern states we got all the great weather we got all the [ __ ] pot and the north is just [ __ ] but you got to leave new york doug you're going to sell out new york yeah they sell out in new york you'd move you don't even left take off your hat dog in new york you [ __ ] sell out yeah baby whatever you would like at least nothing bro [Laughter] vegas to see usher oh wow i was a little sad that we can't go to this concert too what concerts do you want to go uh oh she has a residency in vegas okay that's lit and what's the issue we're working touring but we also are going to vegas but he's not stops in august and restarts in december unless usher you'd like to make an appearance on october 2nd for us [Music] done we could have andrew dance into the video alex would be watching because he got no rhythm that is approaching wait a minute because he could dance barely dancing hilton burley dance you ain't seen it oh you didn't see him line dancing at the country bar at the time oh yeah i just don't do ballet like something but yeah you can't do ballet you need like i know i can't i can't you're right i'm sorry i'm a man snap his knees can you do a squat can you do a body weight squat can you squat your own body i can do it i don't think that you can squat your arm i squatted more than you when we were in l.a what are you talking about there's no way what are you talking about i squat 350. no you don't i squat three feet no you dope i squat three plates each side yo you can take akash on your shoulders right now you can't uh squat him i can squat him right now you can't squat you let's go right now you squat how low do i have to go because i have a limited mobility of my ankles [Music] like i can't go too deep i can't go ass to the grass is what i'm trying to say i've never had that's a real squat i can't physically do that so then you can't squat no i can't squat so you can't squat body weight squat right now body weight squat two more body weight squats you can handle body weight squat how much you get body weight do is it front squat do i keep him in front of my face like this or do i do it yeah yeah i could squat him i could front squat let's go right now let's go right now but you have to do a squat as well all right you go first squat with dove oh no come on come on i'd rather take shifty fireman's carry fireman's carry dove over both shoulders like that like a towel after the gym you have to do a squat with him and i will squat front squat akash and back squat yeah i'll take 50 though say what i'll take you have to do why are you scared son why are you scared i thought you could do more than me i'm trying not to call them fat all right i'm like trying to kill those weight i'm looking nah shifty is lighter than you know shifty's lighter than but he's also been here for only eighteen years i call that a akash because he's a [ __ ] whoa dude i helped you out offensively that's offensive why'd you hurt his feelings bro yeah i'm right here dog i could have said bark and defensive cake is also bro why are you trying to save [ __ ] all the time yeah that's defensive terminology i'm sorry they are a little yeah come on hey town up p-town down right right [ __ ] this guy the real piece of [ __ ] yeah i'm gonna squat akash right now all right go let's go all right all right okay so here we go so akash is now standing on the table and okay and andrew was holding him and now you have to go do it oh my god okay so now he's standing you're standing oh this table is going down here we go oh [ __ ] hey let's go i wasn't i wasn't i mean it wasn't 90 degrees it wasn't 90 degrees yo shifty shifty let's go get double you said you were stronger all right fine front squats the closest woman we have over here last week i kissed them now you [Music] hit the front squat that's disgusting all right so now al owes you 100 bucks yeah i need 100 bucks from you i need 100 bucks from you and i need you to do it real talk i'm impressed come on son i don't play games 350. i'll squat 350. yeah let's go come on let's go listen no no you still owe me 100. you gotta do front scott too are we doing the firemen all right listen i'll make sure he won't like it i'll make sure he won't like it he's a jew okay okay [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah okay [Laughter] i asked the grass [Applause] [Laughter] i thought i got to work out some legs come on bro you do bro dawg that is done that is embarrassing you can squat out easy yeah let's let's let's get mark involved that's a good point actually yeah we don't need to let the white man divide us [Laughter] you better say every word precisely all right precisely say all actually precisely p-e-r first solid two and i wanna know where the origin is from okay can we get back to this oh if you're looking on your phone let's be serious what you got on your phone oh no no we're not doing that dude cash i need cash for you once once i need no i need 100 cash let's talk about um let's talk about angelina jolie having a stolen baby oh [ __ ] you were talking about this i need to hear you guys so the woman that she got her baby maddox the uh the filipino or whatever kid cambodia cambodian yeah yeah thank you for clarifying i really appreciate that maybe there's a big story would not be accurate there's a lot of cambodians listening yeah yeah there might be a big cambodian they get a hold of cnn over here yeah independent fact-checkers verify that that was misinformation so that misinformation has to be corrected so we got um this cambodian kid uh this woman by the name of galinda or something like that i have the exact notes here basically this woman gets arrested and she's jailed in 2004 for falsifying documents to obtain us visas for orphans scandals first exposed jolie said she knew nothing about the illegal trade do we have to call angelina jolie the womb raider is that the whole reason we did that the whole reason the only reason i brought up this stupid [ __ ] story i applaud it for a woman raiders that's very now um full disclosure yeah just because i know he's seething right now yeah that was that face joke [Laughter] but i wanted to get the credit so that he could just sit there in his [ __ ] stupid house in england you guys imagine him living in the shire too yeah 100 like that's where he lives right yeah it's just like whole grass covering the whole place yeah he's hagrid yeah he's our haggard that's flavoring two's haggard hey ian mubarak you [ __ ] bombing [Laughter] no wonder he had to say his joke go back to womb raiders oh come on speaking of bombs uh but not ian mubarak you uh moses that are listening yeah shout out it's their [ __ ] but if you're the kid that got adopted and stolen from your rightful parents are you very grateful you got adopted by angelina jolie that's not bad that's not bad but does he hate brad pitt though right now he does why because she did that she divided oh there's been like yeah there's a still a custody battle going on there's oh really yeah he doesn't have he's admitted he doesn't have a big relationship with him oh [ __ ] i didn't know that i don't follow gay news i'm sorry yeah how do you even know about that commission yeah all right guys we're gonna take a break for a second because with today's low interest it's a great time to refinance your student loans save yourself some goddamn money okay break out of that student debt cycle and you know what ernest is going to be the company that can help you by refinancing those student loans for you times are tough okay you can use a couple extra bucks and if earnest can help you do that by that refi then you might as well get to making it [ __ ] happen okay earnest offers low-rate student loan refinancing and you can check your rate risk-free in just two minutes two minutes to save yourself 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license number six zero five four seven eight eight 303 second street suite 401 n san francisco california 94107 visit earnest.com licenses for a full list of licenses now let's get back to the show okay what else we got man what else we got all right la's going back under mass mandate yeah he's [ __ ] are we heading for another lockdown across the nation let's have that conversation what do you guys think no no we should not not across the nation we know that for a fact yeah right there are certain states that aren't going to do it yeah florida's not touching the taxes and florida's rate right now i think it was dade county is uh coveted rate is 8.5 mm-hmm it's 3.5 in l.a and now they're doing the mask [ __ ] but let's admit it the delta variant that people are like it's real it's it's it's real yeah yeah it's real yeah you guys we agree it's you guys adult ovarian issues we're gonna call it a greek litter like we don't [ __ ] know we know i told y'all as soon as there's some [ __ ] developed there i was like this is coming it's gonna [ __ ] all y'all up yeah yeah tell them so here's the thing oh it's gonna be marco we're all shutting it down though but here's the thing that's interesting about it for sure everything's getting shut down uh well at least in l.a and to be honest this was the reason why we had to switch the uh special taping it was literally something like this right like we were originally going to tape the special in l.a we still are doing the shows the shows are still on in l.a can't wait for those shows at orpheum amazing very excited but our concern was they might put in new restrictions they might not even let us perform just because they were opening up in the summer doesn't mean in the fall right it would still be open so that's why we push it to uh to austin but um but i the thing that's really interesting about this lockdown is the the spike is all in unvaccinated people yep and everybody that's on vaccine right now is doing that by their own my choice choice if you die of covet because you don't want to get vaccinated you have the right to do that that's totally fine yeah but we're not shutting everything down because these [ __ ] no i sorry i do not believe in that they don't want to get vaccinated yeah you don't matter how many juvenile songs you play it don't matter if olivia rodrigo is telling you to get back in a matter who the [ __ ] tells you battery they're doing the lottery the lottery yeah what is that they're in ohio they're like if you get vaccinated you're entered into a lottery for a million dollars oh wow you're doing everything in there they're like we'll give a person let them die all right i 100 100 percent carbonism is harmonism now here's the wrench they're saying that it's people that are vaccinated getting it no no their mortality rate is 99.5 amongst the unvaccinated yeah you get it and you don't die all right keep it moving that happens with the flu you might get to millions of people every year people are getting the delta variant chris paul got the delta variant even though he was vaccinated allegedly vaccinated you can still get it even though he vaccinated but it looks like the vaccines have been able to handle it yes at least moderna and pfizer since when have we shut [ __ ] down for something that makes you sick and you recover from it that's not something people want to take the risk these people are saying i would like you have the right this is america there's some freedom here you have the right to take the risk of your own life if you choose people allowed to go skydiving people are allowed to go scuba diving people are allowed to go fast in cars and a [ __ ] racetrack they're a little i don't guns they'll have to surf they're allowed to surf big waves surfing big waves is legal i guarantee you the amount of people that die surfing big waves is way higher than the amount of people that die from covet who are unvaccinated yeah percentage-wise yeah guaranteed i guarantee the amount of people that just work at a [ __ ] uh gas station at night like the percentage of people that get killed doing that job is way higher it's still a job yeah people choose to do it am i off nope no you have the choice and this is what i envy in like an amsterdam type government typically i remember i got a tour there and they're like we let people choose if you want to be an idiot and die we don't put laws in place to keep you alive that's fine go like you don't have to wear a helmet when riding your bike or whatever like if you die you die that's it same with covet if you don't want to get the vaccine and you die that's kind of funny in the same way that if you would think if i have a kid with three arms he's probably just indian but you know i mean it could be the vaccine that's funny to y'all we make our choices if you die you died that i'm not shutting [ __ ] down because you don't want to get the vaccine if you die that's on you 100 you haven't been vaccinated mark right neither of you al how do you guys feel about this i don't think you guys plan on getting vaccinated yeah i don't if you die and you don't get vaccinated you're dead like that's on you but do you feel responsible for another shutdown if we do get shut down no i don't think they should i think they should get vaccinated whatever but if you get shut if we get shut down that's the government trying to protect people who don't care to be protected no it's a guy that's not going to protect themselves right because if if your governor and x amount of people die under your watch then the person that you're running against is going to go see while he was governor he [ __ ] up colvin and this many people died so they're trying to limit the deaths during their uh term right knowing that and knowing how governments operate do you feel if there was another lockdown would you feel partially responsible because you know how governments operate regardless how if it's right or wrong you know that that is the way they do it yeah but like if uh like scrupulous and like someone say a corrupt government is like gonna impose a sanction like that and then blame a specific group of people i don't think that's necessarily on the group of people that's the government's decision to do that right but knowing that the government will do that and knowing that you're gonna have to deal with the repercussions of that decision meaning you might not be able to tour or you may not be able to do stand-up or you might not be able to go out to dinner or the things you want to do is it is it still worth it for you to not get vaccinated i'm asking not as like a joke no i mean eventually if the obligation is i have to get it in order like do the job and like live then like i'll get it i'm not necessarily against getting it i just don't think it's necessary for me because i've already had covet right twice a lot yeah i know the double shot yeah yeah i got my second shot you got the double shot of the real thing and like it seems like data's saying that if you've been if you have natural immunity from getting covered and have antibodies like so far a year later like they say it's still resistant right even to the delta variants i'm like i just i don't see that it's necessary to take it considering that there are some implicit risks with the vaccine i'm like yeah it's just i don't see the need for me what do we know for a fact is the risk we don't know anything there's like small rates of like heart inflammation and things like that where i'm like it's just not but we don't know we can't even attribute those to only the vaccine right there's just not enough data no i think they did that's why they like put out the cdc put out the warning that like there are certain cases but they stopped johnson and johnson right johnson johnson and also the modern one but that's why they were like but still encouraging people to get it because those cases are so so small and so few there's like seven out of like but it's still maybe right it's not guaranteed correlated to that yeah seven out of 10 million is also like dudes ibuprofen [ __ ] people up yeah yeah it could be heart inflammation if you have if you're gonna not believe in medicine i'm kind of like don't take [ __ ] heart pressure medicine don't take none of that [ __ ] because they seem to have way more side effects in this vaccine yeah so just don't believe in medicine don't selectively believe in it no my thing is like if i don't like to take ibuprofen unless i really need to here's a question that's fair here's a question i have for you guys if there was a republican president if trump was president who is vaccinated by the way right yeah they all are desantis too wait for it wait for it if trump was president do democrats take the vaccine yeah i think so yeah 100 i do if trump is president and he's pushing for vaccination because i think he would because he's like whatever opens the [ __ ] country up so we can start making money again i wonder if there is a part of the democratic party maybe out of rejection to trump yeah they go well there could be you know negative side effects where there's not enough testing has been done like you have to respect the scientific method and you it takes years before we could inject something in our bodies we don't know what this will do i wonder if there would be that anti-trump what's interesting is trump takes credit for the vaccine the vaccine was created under my presidency and there's still i remember driving in fort lauderdale huge banner said thank you president trump for the vaccine still a bunch of those people aren't taking the vaccine so it's an odd thing like it's a little inconsistent to me and that you want this guy to get credit for the vaccine then you discredit the vaccine okay so here's my follow-up question would more people be vaccinated if trump was president nationally because now it's become a political issue where yes the right is going i don't want to get vaccinated out of a rejection of the left like biden is going to come home to home and vaccinate all these people and it it's become like this thing of pushback it's been politicized but they weren't given pushback even when trump of course of course and there's a certain amount of people who are just not going to get vaccinated right and i'm not even going to push judgment upon them like that's just not what they believe in that's fine okay but if trump was president the majority of the people who aren't getting vaccinated tend to be conservative leaning yeah right um some of those people are going to go well if our guy says that's all right yep not all sorry we'll do it but if biden is saying it's like [ __ ] that guy and everybody trust that guy trust his whole party he's just a mouthpiece for his party [ __ ] them i'm not taking it so are we ready to say that less people would have died of coven trump was president it sounds crazy but you do you need juvenile to [ __ ] sing you don't need olivia rodrigo he's trump more powerful than all these people trump would get the milk boys there if you get vaccinated on a vlog yeah i don't know that he might have said that like the national mass mandate and like all those other measures were up sooner and then people might have been out sooner and then more people died and then potentially that's fair you gotta cover that way that's fair and then maybe more black people reject it yeah because trump was doing it exactly right right more black people rejected it there's already skepticism now you got a perfect reason why like i don't trust something trump is gonna put in me blah blah blah what the [ __ ] i don't know how that happened damn bro you girl on your phone doc that was weird yeah that was a little lop um yeah i don't know i think you're right i think raw numbers more people would be vaccinated if trump was and i think that would be more effective than like if you lifted the mass mandate but more people got vaccinated probably the numbers would be down do you think new york can shut down again i think cuomo has been pretty strong in that like hey we're going to open up in july we're on track and he hasn't been backtracking a lot it doesn't seem like he's been hedging a lot as well before so i think i have more faith in new york than than cali i mean newsome is just a mega cook yeah he's a cuck it's just a [ __ ] plastic bag in the wind dude dude wherever the wind flows that guy will go yeah what an absolute [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] that guy dude [ __ ] him never heard him talk before but yeah any any place that the governor says shut down they'll shut down like i don't think it's a question of like can they or will they it's just like if the governor says to because the businesses are obligated to follow the law or else they'll get fined or shut down so they're like i'm not gonna risk it i'm just going to shut down again yeah i just don't think he'll do it again it was such a huge impact to new york yeah everyone left yeah yeah you're right it's [ __ ] new york but we left but but to see how fast new york rebounded like remember our first conversation al toucher put out that article new york's not gonna be the same and he had this thing about like remote working and all this other [ __ ] like to see the way that rents have skyrocketed yeah in 30 days yeah 30 days since we've been businesses flourishing like the businesses that did stay open and managed to make it through now have double the seating and they're packed they're making twice as much money because they have this huge outdoor sections that didn't exist before right they're making twice as much money as they made before restaurant reservations through the roof and they're still struggling because they can't even hire the service staff oh yeah they don't want to come off of uh they don't want to come off off of the unemployment uh another thing luxury goods there's a sorry to that point there's a restaurant in like lincoln center it's still shut down because they just can't hire waitstaff bro when we were in denver this past weekend i'm looking up at the shows and we look and and the balcony i see some empty seats on the balcony i'm like the [ __ ] going on the show's been sold out for two months like wait what's going on and i asked the gm and the guy goes i'm sorry we can't physically hire people but it was interesting he said like we just can't hire people and i thought it was really funny because the solution to like getting staff is like just paying them a livable wage like it's so funny because restaurants go like we just can't hire people it's like no you can't you just have to pay them more than they're making on unemployment yeah why the [ __ ] would they come back and work for you when they can make the same way they just blame the unemployment they're like unemployment de-incentivized working not you're 275 an hour the the government giving people money who need it they're the ones that are [ __ ] you pieces of [ __ ] yeah dude but that's what happens to everybody like the garages in new york they're not 24 hours anymore most of them because they just can't get guys to work oh [ __ ] from 12 00 a.m yeah until the morning so there's like that like you know six hour shift or whatever where nobody's there and it's like there is an easy way yeah just pay him yeah like if there's one thing maybe we take away from this whole thing is like if you give people free money you have to give them more to work for it and parking garages is the most foul because it's like what overhead do you have you need one guy there to park a [ __ ] car at midnight like a restaurant you could say ah overhead bills you got to pay so many things you got a parking lot it just sits there and holds your car that's all it does you got to pay one [ __ ] an extra five dollars an hour for five hours and you're like no i'm not 50 bucks a day what are you crazy i'm not doing that that's wild it is crazy man this is [ __ ] crazy i don't know it's so crazy because it's 25 more per day it's 25 what you said oh yeah yeah you're right yeah 25. for what what oh yes an extra 25 an hour or not or extra five days any time i can just get back because of the tesla all i'm trying to say is it's interesting and i would not be surprised if new york shuts down again dude and the reason why i say that is because of how quickly it rebounded i think that they'll just go hey see how quick new york is back we're just gonna shut down for a little and then we'll be right back like we were but my question is how long are they just gonna be operating with like emergency like uh government government measures because like right now the government's able to do all those kinds of things because they're operating like a state of emergency or whatever but like is that are they just going to be in this perpetual state of emergency where they can just over like just jump over like legislative hoops and just push as long as you [ __ ] don't get vaccinated as long as you understand [ __ ] are out there dying from kovid this will happen and they'll have the power to do it and then be able to justify it and the rich won't care because the rich just got richer during the pandemic yeah who's going to give pushback the only people that can get pushback and actually change the legislation are rich [ __ ] and if they all made fifty percent more money during the pandemic you think they're gonna say no to another they don't gotta listen to your lockdown rules they're flying over the [ __ ] they want to on private jets i'm social distance as i can be as long as you flood the you know the stock market with enough cash that keeps the stocks up so i'm not losing any of my money because i hide it all in the [ __ ] stock market anyway but not even hide it but that's where i place it like yeah they're not pissed they're not pissed at inflation either because now their money's in cash right only idiots like me keep their money in cash right they got all their money in the stock market so those stocks just keep on rising at the level of inflation everything evens out yeah but if they're if the metric is oh like cases are going up and people can still get cases in small amounts with the vaccine then like they'll just keep on going forever even if everyone's factory metric is not cases it's it's deaths well i thought it was cases but i'm pretty sure it's deaths yeah i mean listen if it's just cases again i think people will be like doug the flu ravages us every winter we don't give a [ __ ] it kills a small percentage of people right this is if it's just you're getting sick and you're recovering i don't think you can shut down justifiably i think it's just too much uproar there's gonna be uproar over there tell you right now i'll tell you right now if they shut this [ __ ] down again we out again i like hearing that about it again i i'm being dead serious i'm not doing it if they shut it shut this [ __ ] down again we are out again it's gonna be the day after i signed a lease me too [ __ ] i still can't get in my [ __ ] either but like yeah 100 i'm not gonna do it i'm not going to do it i'm sorry if it's like a week-long thing or whatever like that then that's fine but if they if we're literally going through the same thing that went through last time there's a new variant that comes out or next year's covid covet-20 comes through and just starts [ __ ] killing people again we're going to florida and we're going earlier or we're going to another place that's wide open but uh it's no way to live life if we have the opportunity to do it i mean do you guys agree yes how i didn't want to come back in the first place al we really put in the what the [ __ ] in wtf yeah yeah yeah it's a government yo that's you bro that's you if more people just got vaccinated this wouldn't be happening you brought this on you it's really your karma let's talk about some sports before we get out of here um ufc there's this fight over the weekend that we watch in the most fire green room ever that is just outside it's not really a green room we kind of like made it that but they like own the restaurant that's upstairs from the comedy club and they just have this like big terrace like the terrace when you're doing three shows and you're like in a green room for eight hours oh it can really wear on you but then you go outside beautiful so we're watching the fight islam we also almost died climbing up the stairs or something i i don't know exactly how to pronounce the name so um he fights this other guy khabib's guy right this guy here's the thing that's really interesting and made me realize what's going on uh with the ufc and why they have a big problem they potentially have a big problem where their most dominant fighters uh are not interesting his he's incredibly dominant he's brilliant in his ability to like control the fight uh but it's wildly boring for the casual i'm sure if you're a wrestling fan or a grappling fan like seeing this guy's like use of his weight and like movement of his hips and his ability to maintain control is really exciting you know like watching a chess match or something like that for someone who's really into chess is exciting but for someone who's never played is like the [ __ ] is this boring ass game right so the people that are the highest uh money-making fighters in the ufc right are not guys who have these like amazing records right you're looking at connor uh nate diaz and i think jorge mazvido all guys who have lost right their last fight uh jorge masridal and nate diaz if you looked at their records are journeymen essentially conor is maybe the most engaging sports figure of the last uh i don't know 25 years it's unbelievable what this guy can do they fight in exciting ways strikers going for knockouts big-time fights they can promote the [ __ ] out of a fight my concern for the ufc and for dana white is what is he to do with a guy who is not very exciting in the promo or build-up of the fight you know uh the people in khabib camp are about like respect and uh not really uh ruffling feathers not saying anything that could be disrespectful or even hurtful to an opponent uh just coming out there and getting it done well this isn't the olympics yeah this is the entertainment business yeah we're selling pay-per-views selling [ __ ] pay-per-views you're not engaging in the pre-fight you're not engaging in the post fight during the fight it's boring as [ __ ] because you're just on top of the guy the whole time is dana white terrified that this is gonna be the next guy who dominates the division i think he's okay because he's got enough other people and i think the sport has been growing and agree with khabib and there will be somebody who will provoke this [ __ ] somebody gonna come around you're gonna get another connor you got izzy here he gonna like you're still gonna make your money for dana white and then you can point to this guy and call him the technician or whatever not everybody has to be izzy connor nate diaz you got those guys to carry and then you got these other guys that say oh look how technically superior he is i think that's what i'm thinking as i'm hearing this out loud like you need a guy like that you need a guy like khabib you need a guy like this to be like oh look how good and dominant he is and then you need the other guys like mosvidal to be like man that guy's just fun huh let's just watch this well otherwise it's just a spectacle it made me look at this and go like holy [ __ ] khabib really needed conor yes i don't think anybody gave a [ __ ] about khabib no without conor and he is the most dominant person that's ever fought in the sport yeah but conor comes around that rivalry really props up khabib and khabib gets to profit off of that rivalry yeah right like all the antics and [ __ ] that happens around the conner khabib fight yeah i mean next level yeah so it's just like is khabib as financially viable as he is now without conor i don't think so like we almost like and also he's kind of a he's kind of charismatic he's he understands entertainment he's more so than this other dude yeah but like i'm i kind of really built up the mystique of khabib 90 now i don't think khabib is really driven by money from what it seems yeah he loves to fight and he'll take money but he doesn't really seem that driven by it yeah so i don't want to act like he's hypocritical or whatever but like for sure i didn't know about khabib until khanna yeah and i'm very much a casual yeah so i guess what i'm what i'm saying is like if these guys yeah these guys meaning like the dagestani wrestler types right are gonna be dominant in the ufc you need to make sure that you're pairing them with incredibly charismatic and entertaining fighters even if they beat them that they can push and promote the fight you know it would be great dylan donnis yeah if he's if his knee is right you'll promote the [ __ ] out of that fight but you need that you need that you need that because they're not going to promote it and they're not going to make it interesting i have no interest in watching that guy fight again he did nothing for me if there's a fight with him next week and it's a pay-per-view i'm not paying i don't care unless the other guy on that card and it's it's just really interesting to see what happening and like i feel almost the same way with the jake paul tyrone woodley fight yeah like i feel like tyron if you spoke to him and you had like a conversation he'd probably have like cool stories like interesting fight stuff background he's probably like a good guy but in terms of like raw entertainment value and like a press conference he's he's not interesting right one to one probably [ __ ] amazing right raw entertainment not bringing it right i don't think there's a lot of curiosity about this fight and i think that jake picked the wrong opponent yeah jake's gonna have to carry this [ __ ] promotion i think he underestimated how much ben askren did to help ben was amazing in the build-up of that fight because he's an incredibly entertaining character whether you like him or not he's entertaining i was definitely more intrigued when i saw that little thing where he shoved ben and ben like slapped his face or whatever it was touched you know what i mean like that made me talking [ __ ] like dude are you jealous of your brother i would end you in a street fight whatever he said i would commit a homicide like all that [ __ ] that made me more interested in this fight this tyron woodley fight i'm curious but i'm not like i gotta buy it i'll buy it to talk about it here but i don't i mean all i'm saying is like jake's gonna have to work double time yeah like he's already doing the thing with the tattoo he's like the loser gets the other person's name tattooed on their body i mean there's great stakes with that [Laughter] that's such a good bet though the stakes are good yeah but will you pay the pay-per-view to see if he gets a tattoo or will you just go oh okay one of them won i'll see that i'll go on instagram and watch the tattoo that exactly i i i don't think tyron is interesting enough to where i want to see him either beat jake paul or jake paul beat him and i think jake is in this interesting space where like because he's won a few of these fights he's actually becoming likable he's no longer really the underdog either like yeah you're looking at him being like oh yeah he probably should beat tyler yeah but now we believe he's good i'm looking at him he looks way bigger he looks like a tiger looks stronger we believe he can hit paula had a good point like he's been training as a boxer for the last four years that's it and tyron's been rapping yeah like doing other [ __ ] doing mma stuff kind of wrestling like yeah that kind of stuff's not helping you when you get in the ring so now we're like we believe in jake's ability and there's a like ability attached to it because we're like yo this guy who was like the disney star punk is actually about that life yeah he can go up yeah right so now the desire to see the disney star kid get beaten up is limited and the desire to watch the opponent fight at all is non-existent so where's the interest in the fight yeah like if if it was nate diaz fighting jake i'm mean you just love nate so much like all right nate shut the kid up yeah but now i think a lot of people don't like tyron i think more people like jake than tyron that is not the fighter that you want to fight yeah jake is amazing at garnering interest on the internet and being like uh unlikable a troll right he's amazing at getting people to go [ __ ] jake paul and you're signing up because you want to see him get knocked out he's better as a heel and that's good way way better way to say he's better as a heel and he's positioned himself as the face yeah and it's not even his liking he doesn't even want to be the face i don't think but i think that tyron has such a lack of interest yeah that it leaves jake as the face of the fight yeah i i don't know man do you have any do you guys have interest in it when they announced the fight i had no interest in yeah i had no interest in it and tyron's not if you if you're a heel you need a hero tyler's not a great hero that's the thing he's he seems cool but i'm not like [ __ ] let's go i would i don't know him to have a big fan following when he fought ufc even now that was a big issue with the ufc is that people didn't want to watch him fight they thought the fights were boring so now you're looking at a guy who wasn't a hero and now we have to kind of make him the hero and then all the heal stuff from jake because he's getting a little funnier and less heal-ish less hateable so the emotions not there the draw's not there yeah i think they're just looking at us like a stepping stone where they go like he's gotta win we can lose this he's [ __ ] right but if he's like if we can beat like this likely beatable ufc champ a former ufc champ like that puts you now at the next you beat a ufc guy now you be the ufc champ and i think that just opens up the staircase i'm sure they have a whole like they have their whole chronicle of how they want it to go i think okay so maybe you take a little bit of a now on this i mean i just don't see it i mean look jake has a way of galvanizing the internet he'll find ways to make the thing most likely but on his face if he doesn't get if he doesn't win this fight he's [ __ ] if he wins this fight the next one will probably be bigger because he got this under his belt but my feeling doesn't matter who he fought the next one's gonna be bigger just make sure you engage with people that are engaging dude jake paul versus nick diaz right now would be [ __ ] insane yeah but like if he keeps on knocking out like former nba guys like that just gets old it's like all right yeah you can beat up the guys that depending how invested we are in those people like we're really invested in those people if he plays alan really yeah yeah if he's fighting someone that we love if he fights allen iverson you don't think [ __ ] are tuning into that [ __ ] that's why i wish they should just keep it celebrity boxing yeah like but he'll just take the [ __ ] out of celebrities he'll beat the [ __ ] out of celebrities but celebrities will talk more like they'll make it more like it'd be fun yeah that's a great point the reason why the celebrity box is interesting is because they know how to entertain yeah yeah they know how to build up the fight the crossover is the fighter who can entertain yeah that's the crosstalk that's why he wants connor so badly yeah my suspicion is i think he's trying to pivot into like a legit boxing career yeah or at least like semi-legit and like try to get like a prize fight with like canelo or like floyd or some [ __ ] i don't think he wants a legitimate fight you don't think so and i think they're too many years i think he's just canelo will [ __ ] him up he started too late yeah i think he started too late to fight the elite of elites i don't think he started too late to fight mma guys that learned how to strike around his age as well right because a career wrestler yeah that learned how to strike when they're 22 years old or something like that when they entered mma or something he learned exactly it's basically what he was doing so now you want to level playing field right um but i i think he's going for like a big pay-per-view fight it's a conor thing or yeah somebody else who um is a massive star in the fight in fight sports but not necessarily uh qualified as an elite boxer yeah i don't think you want to do that i think adrian broner that'll be the best one i mean that'd be hilarious so much fun the build-up would be unbelievable yeah that'd be great real talk yeah we don't have a chance yeah oh i i think he's too big for adrian oh okay but i mean because adrian's tiny adrian's 100 is tinier than floyd smaller than floyd yes yes i thought he was bigger than him no adrian fought between like 135 i think i think he'll put on weight like floyd walks around his fight weight correct me if i'm wrong adrian seems like he'll put on some weight so he'll look bigger and then for the fight he'll be fighting maybe that's like he don't carry he's done stay in shape all year long well he gets fat yeah but like adrian is smaller than floyd yeah and that said fight smaller i want to say it nicer but yeah he gets fat in between fights floyd doesn't floyd stays in shape yeah that [ __ ] would be entertaining yeah for real that's the fight yeah he'll find something because we don't want to see adrian fight boxers anymore and just keep getting beat up just end up fighting these celebs that'd be great yeah that'd be good adrian got to get into the celeb boxing game yeah all right well look guys um anything else before we get out of here nah that's good okay well we love you we appreciate you we'll see you on patreon patreon.com flagrant2 we'll see you all over there peace you

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Length: 128min 12sec (7692 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 20 2021

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How Andrew gonna call us nerds, but he grow up essentially as a theater kid!!! XD

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