Jake & Amy but they get more and more kinky | Brooklyn Nine-Nine

okay basal body temperature is optimal let's do this quickly oh Amy I'm not some faucet you can just turn on and off you got a romance me faucets omelette I let's go no wait we look like cops we're never gonna blend in dress like this um there how's that I don't know I see his clothes hanging off of a genderless blob you look fine fine you can see my bank records but I always pay my power bill often late one time in person with Canadian pennies oh my God talking about your finances makes me sweat behind the knees nice pregnant nice means you had sex damn right I did and I forgot my birth control yeah all right get off the captain that man is gonna be my Rabbi okay first of all when you use the word Rabbi you know that turns me on and that's unfair in the work environment so I marked all the corners where taxi has been spotted on this map you'll probably notice right away that it makes the shape of a boob this looks great confirms Devin's story he says his dealer hangs out here in the underboob excuse me oh hey we were just looking for a place to uh blink yep boink that's my preferred term for it as well oh what's happening huh [Music] and why painting free we are police colleagues you're under arrest this is a work event happy oh yeah you look like every girl at every bot Mitzvah I ever had a crush on let's see the bow just like Jenny gildenhorn why do I wish you had braces that was before you saw me in this dope ass text I mean you must be freaking out oh I am I'm really into rented clothes I love how many butts have been in them I know you're making fun of me but that sexy voice is kind of getting me going so a lot of change around here huh you two have been in this evidence Locker for nay what let's just get super drunk yes great idea pardon me ma'am could you please bring us four Kamikaze shots and four for me as well ah I like your style see we can do this we're back on track we're keeping it light and Breezy so we broke a rule she gave me the sticker this morning just for waking up yeah it's like you're dating your teacher I know it's so hot you know what that means this bee needs a c in her a oh my God this Vape needs a coconut in her arms Oh I thought you were saying this music oh my God yeah that was my reaction all right I'll go get us a couple of coconuts the only thing you won last Heist was a lifetime of mediocre heterosexual intercourse with Jake how dare you no one thinks you won last year wow really thought the how dare you was going to be linked to his mean sex comment but okay right sorry I'll have you know Jake and I wear each other out every single night good Lord over compensated you know what maybe we just shouldn't talk about this at work I think it's cute you're like an idealistic grad student oh the time that I that I put through the Netherlands Netherlands fold all your stuff up really small to fit into one carry-on is that what you want me to have done because we're closed you were bragging about it so much last night I couldn't hear the end of the internet what I am about to say will make you very horny but you have to try and remember that we're still at work do you want me to quiz you oh God yeah wow okay great you're never gonna believe this I've been reading reading like books by real authors I don't know is Philip Roth a real author oh my goodness I wish you had gone to prison years ago I'm kidding obviously I'm not more attracted to you now than before the real Hospital when did you have time to build all this oh I had a prefab months ago and I set it up while you were looking for Charles you planted the resignation letter in my locker so Charles would find it yep then I knew you'd want to show off the fireworks the fireworks that I sold you your kristops 12 times gospel oh wait if everything was fake what knocked me out oh no what are you doing I know Charles but there's something I have to tell you okay I left Charles in his Supply Closet I have but two things to say to you one thank you I've always wanted to be chloroformed and two how dare you sorry babe that I played a win that was super cool vulture I must insist that you desist I really think this is going to work also if you ever want to bust out that whole impression at home I'd be okay with that oh okay duly noted super disturbing but I'm definitely gonna do it and I feel like I'm Jimmy Buffett's tennis coach no it's working you know I had a major crush on Magnum PI major oh should I grow a mustache yeah you should look there are three tramps the only way we're gonna win is if we team up good point I guess my response is rotten hell Crap Face also I love you and I treasure you and you bore me gosh I should be so mean do it more I hope you die bye we are officially transitioning from the month of binder to week of binder my goodness they're getting bigger you should see the honeymoon binder oh is there a tab for sex stuff several and they're cascading yeah they are fine I'll open it harder what the hell was that that Fitbit I gave you a Christmas I modified it into a taser do you even want me to get into shape yeah but not as much as I want to win last I got Scully come on let's go no no this okay so did the real Heist why is your face twitching like that oh Amy tastes me a bunch I bet my own tongue it was awesome was it hard to get through the door what's going on Jake in one week you will officially become a sergeant which means this case will be the last one we ever work together as detective so it has to be perfect I present to you A Serial arson case and the fires seem to be connected to the Saturday crossword puzzle mama like two different buildings two consecutive Saturdays and a puzzle left in each crime scene and a note was sent to the puzzle's author Mr Melvin Sterling Melvin Sterling he's the best in the game he made a puzzle once where all the answers were just the word puzzle in different languages in Estonian it was moist status yeah well your moist status is about to be hecka moist don't call HR we are getting married because Melvin Sterling is coming in to help us with the case showing okay I've got something that's not Brandon's profile it's mine I just want a quick peek at your attendance record zero absences printing this for later keep it in your pants Santiago oh that's exactly where it's going I've never had sex outside the United States what are you thinking about weirdly the same thing wow Welcome To Paradise Margarita yes I would love one but is there any way you could put it in a coconut it would be my pleasure sir you're not leaving this room what the hell is going on I can't let you quit yes but why the candles and rose petals is that Mr McLean I hear because someone's about to die oh I can hold here because he's gonna wait are you dressed like Bonnie Bedelia and die hard I am for sexy reasons yes oh boy hello oh my God are you Melville Dewey indeed I am I invented the Dewey Decimal System but right now I'm working on the doomy Decimal System yeah this is really working for me really yeah thank you what is that grab the top one and yank the bottom one oh my God that's what you meant although I'm open to whatever you want to try here we go um what the there's something wrong all the comstat numbers back numbers are fine and I oh okay then why'd you ask for this meeting don't follow me Terry what going to this was a very confusing interaction [Music] hello Jake where are you oh this isn't Jake ticket and you will never see us because we are everywhere you're by the elevators damn it go away look away okay yes that's better on top of the cop here there's a headset put it on and get in the limo that's waiting out front okay I love you I love you too now go are you Amy tell him yes yes how does it feel to be played like a puppet okay I'm walking into the apartment why did you have me get 400 out of the ATM good question it's to pay for the Airbnb you're giving them 400 in cash I broke several lamps while trying to hide in the dark now turn off hello it's me put down the drinks why are you upset yeah and now I have to take the Syndicate down oh my goodness to be clear if I take down the Syndicate you mean we're gonna we're gonna have sex absolutely take your clothes off [Music] thank you

Channel: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

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Id: 1QVKK_aF_Mk

Length: 10min 9sec (609 seconds)

Published: Tue May 02 2023