jake and amy aggressively flirting for 8 minutes straight | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | comedy bites

okay so the perp came in through the window left the mighty red footprint and apparently had sex with the dish rack showcasings found here two shots bang bang great work Detective get a tie that's mine you took it from my desk that's right Charles good solve Ty for you thanks now everyone be sure to put those on because it's impossible to solve crimes unless you're wearing a tie lay off the captain that man is gonna be my Rabbi okay first of all when you use the word Rabbi you know that turns me on and that's unfair in the work environment secondly your Rabbi is a pain in my ass hey where you going to the dance contest I am nationally recognized Fox Trotter Dave blathus and these are my proteges Rhonda Shawarma and Hank Frankel I don't care who you are upstairs is closed to the public bye but we didn't have to endure this crap when we danced in Barcelona your dress makes you look like a mermaid I'll see you in a little bit the next event will be keep your cover contestants must craft an undercover Persona and talk to as many police officers as you can before being recognized pregnant nice means you had sex damn right I did and I forgot my birth control yeah I think the belly will draw attention away from my face smart like one big boob Amy Santiago date time time to date Peralta this outfit is ridiculous Chop Chop there's plenty of embarrassing to do in only a few hours to do it in happy oh yeah you look like every girl at every bot Mitzvah I ever had a crush on let's see the bow just like Jenny gildenhorn [Music] that guard by the door will not move oh just made eye contact with me like cool dance dance dance you don't have to say dance every time you make a step good call hey do you want me to actually show you how to do this so you don't hurt yourself and possibly others yes ready [Music] foreign [Music] yeah Maybe I blew it I only got through two people he's kicking so much you want to feel hey it's on the side oof I got to six dumb baby people are right they ruin everything I want to try let me be pregnant adorable right I can't believe I lost again I was so psyched up for this what happened well I'm maybe being so psyched up is what happened like every time we're doing police work you're always super smart you stay calm and take your time but every time we do dumb games like this you get all frantic and act like a crazy idiot my advice next time don't act like a crazy idiot thanks that's surprisingly insightful yeah well motherhood really opens a man's eyes I finally feel as if I'm part of something bigger than myself all right too much yeah Peralta what the hell where were you I got eliminated excuse me officer yeah sweetheart sweetheart seriously Hank is how you talk to women who come in here Jimmy Jabs I didn't make it past one person you're out I'm in the finals and all I have to do to get Katie's number is beat Amy oh that's nothing hey don't you dare touch Amy Jr that's right it's your baby are you saying I knocked you up you sure did Jake can I talk to you for a second yeah sure thing hold that sure all right Jake you want to call it the bed seriously you're gonna back out now just because you're losing what is this a riverboat casino on the River of No Rules no I'm giving you a chance to call off the bed because it's clear you don't actually want Katie's number because you're still into Amy what that's crazy I just spent the whole day fighting for another girl's number so I spent the whole day flirting with Amy yeah we're joking around because we're friends now that I've moved on then prove it beat Amy and don't flirt with her at all fine easy but you better tell Katie to clear her schedule out Thursday for a date because I am working nights until then and the following weekend I am out of town let's do this and I don't know how Batman does it it is super scary up here hey will you grab the binoculars they're in my Stakeout bag your Stakeout bag is 98 nuts I get snacky besides nuts are super healthy they're like zero percent fat Jake that's not true at all it's actually the opposite what that nut vendor lied to me I think a pigeon just flew out of your car yeah the windows don't exactly roll up the car's a piece of crap why do you love it so much you really want to know I was two days out of the academy super nervous saw this guy run out of a bodega clutching a bunch of cash so I pursued him on foot 11 blocks finally catch him cuff him throw them up against that car turned out there was a for sale sign in the window and it being the best day of my life I bought it thus began the debt crushing debt you do know me no only if you throw it ready nice ready uh-huh [Applause] what are you doing you're trying to catch it in your nose I got it I got it I got it all right let's hope keep practicing okay Peralta oh good news Peralta I found someone from the night shift to relieve you on your Stakeout oh still make Time Square um you know Captain hold off on the relief team we're already here plus I'm curious to see what happens okay so cool how you doing any progress yep watch the key is volume I see that Hey Jake question for you when I beat you which victory dance should I do this one or this one wow okay both are examples of victory dances no comeback here I burned you with those moves yep Amy hey thought I missed you Hey Jake amazing assignment I have to admit I'm a little jealous really well if you want I could help you get fired I'm really good at it yeah this is real this is happening look um I don't want to be a jerk I know you're dating Teddy and it's going really well it's just what's going on I don't know what's going to happen on this assignment and if something bad goes down I think I'd be pissed at myself if I didn't say this I kind of wish something could happen between us romantic styles and I know it can't because you're with Teddy and I'm going undercover and that's just how it is but anyway we're not supposed to have any contact so I should go America needs me bye [Music]

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Id: VliPg8LSOwE

Length: 8min 18sec (498 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 21 2023