IT'S NOT SAFE! IT'S NOT SAAAAAAAFE!!

Oh light blue military trousers I got like green military so I'm obviously not who is the better kind of military I think everyone will agree Green is obviously superior to this so I don't know I don't know I guess we'll see I guess we'll see I guess we'll see do I need to change the rules or anything make it hard can you change the settings or something yeah in the little checkbox thing oh you're you're the captain now mark you have to do it all right so it's nightmare nightmare oh good nightmare be every room is just a room that locks and kills you wait what is it what does pyramid mean I want more vigor the lower you get on nightmare here we go skip baskets Duncan Duncan I just put a bunch up there and stack the boots in the good look oh hey guess who's game crashed do you like my shirt do you like to [ __ ] ugly shirt I've ever seen from generation to generation from my dad God it should have stopped how many people peed on that shirt I really feel left out I'm not kidding experience Oh fine we're leaving we're leaving we're leaving geez smack your legs go ask man Jared you don't ask a lady where her legs of God I just did hey there we go I have no manners she's just gonna delay did he was like well I did if you were just like exactly what happened but okay I I except that's what you think that happened you can think that's what happened you keep that in your head I'm inviting you accept it it literally can't launch the game and there's nothing for me to even task manager' to death get your head out of your ass and click the game I send you an invite get down and that's thanks thank you another one another one oh wow that's getting it that's really cleared it right up we'd all have was the problem was that you had invited me and I was just not willing to accept your love that's what I thought it was I knew it it was entirely my fault and I just want to say thank you for for continuing to try and look the way commitments here we go hey I could shoot hoops and stuff guys have you seen this the who did you know there's a big hoop and a little hoop I'm just spamming boots man I'm not here for bigger a little anything I'm just you then you are the better person the little or the hoop the bigger the penis hey look at my pants are look at my pants look at my vision you appear be wearing shoes which I'm pretty sure is against the rules oh and you're also wearing a like a tank top thing which I'm pretty sure you didn't oh oh I'm sure that you just wanted me going boobs flapping in the wind that's what you would want isn't it Bob Bob [ __ ] ruined it grab a shoe and let's go I'm only walking on this playthrough let's go River skull has deemed you worthy I feel like that it goes up because gravity is [ __ ] or am i right by the way it's on nightmare mode so I think yeah I don't know what that means but it doesn't seem good you know is trying to make wine but then was embarrassed I stopped roasting me I'm just trying to get my my do see that sure I save your shoe I saved your shoe yo your boot went in okay I appreciate that wait how would this kill you we've seen this it doesn't kill it makes Kirkwood's oh I feel like that's pretty kilee that's very really yeah as far as killing goes as far as giving goes that's a 10 take an egg slicer cheese slicer thingy is that gonna do that again it's up there it's up there no no it's fine it's gonna kill you it's up there oh well see your friends oh god oh god I'm in here now and I don't I yep yeah whoa God hey how's it going my feet and 20 health for that oh my gos all right I'm pretty sure we can navigate this one all right what you want to do yeah yeah oh she's a species oh cool it's the river that one I have a funny feeling that we're not gonna make it through this and not because of my incompetence but because of others incompetence you assume that I'm incompetent just to boots here you don't need to bat spruce the incompetence you almost got Wiley coyote I did not almost hey you guys want to see a room yeah go for it yeah whatever see total total deprivation all I see is a liar yeah now two of us seem to have two boots and one of us seems to be a [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] yeah something like that a [ __ ] I am not dead guys guys who is the greatest ever in the history of forever it's this guy me that would be avenged sevenfold Oh Frick you pushed me into it that's not a guy that's a band hi mr. sevenfold would beg to differ douchebag I'm out of yours yeah so what do you have to slow yeah see see oh oh oh oh the fact that the interesting has so little shoes versus one shoes such an odd insult but it cuts so deep for some reason this the interesting thing happening here has so little did with weather that take up my tape so good I don't know that's that's the kind of comedy I've been called at a particular in the past was bragging about their to moon so look at me I'm gonna go on record to say that I found two rooms that after I have to look at the Irish to keep I you broke up halfway through there but I knew something about rooms and luck of the Irish and I believe you I'll show you luck of the Irish oh my goodness this is a death room here this is open it's fine it's a pit of water yeah don't go in and stop being scared of things really I really didn't need to throw my shoe in there at all that was a mistake can I have this one thing thanks buddy thank you Bob yeah I'm good that's not a good room okay okay okay okay wait final exit what I found the exit twice now I told you to stick with me oh my god Bob guys guys I want to be part of the party over here yeah yeah guys my score is 29 is that good my scores 369 mine 260 that doesn't sound right how was mine possibly solo when I'm clearly so superior well maybe if you were not talking so much more exploring you would have done better that's my only coping mechanism for how sad I am this happened to you guys what is happening this is normal Mark's just acting he's fine he's just a cute thing he doesn't show up you [ __ ] idiot shut your [ __ ] mouth right now [ __ ] your talk hole shut your crying orifice shut your crying teeth bill bear trap right now you just cry internally and then leave it at then should your milk drinker big baby drink whole milk it's worse for you cuz it's not like it's good for your bones it comes from cows boreback less sure they but if you were to consume anything that came from cows I would go I would just go good Steakhouse leave me with my burgers and fries are we going again or what's happening your eyes you're king of the castle hero so click on a little check mark e thing and change some settings well let's see how many hoopty-hoops we can get yeah I like hoop to use ok this is a five times pyramid on nightmare with no mini-map and no lavage Jesus your eyes map holy Oh oh we're so good yeah we have there's no mini-map all right we're in a corner yeah you're just gonna have to guess your shoe back yes yeah I know I know how the game wait so why is you back why two times damage that's probably gonna kill us all not two times radius two times times it goes two times no no no no what two times damage means no no all right we gotta get a shoe like yeah order here we're gonna lose some shoes mark keep throwing your shoes keep throwing mark mark wants you Mishu too I shoot I'll shoot you I see I shoot three I thought you is you I thought you said this is a nightmare oh okay doesn't even know how to light a fire look at this idiot with the exit why is he sitting there those are fake alligator yeah yeah Shawn Moo's boss hey you guys want to see how to beat the alligators yeah I do got them wow wow wow yeah that's the trick that's the boot trick that's a little trick I learned the other day it's pretty good hey friend come from what you say what are you doing guys Mark's body is slowly sinking so is yours oh yeah just way further down wait was that is that I get hole yeah yeah it's a hole join the bandages wait bro bro listen though for real okay okay just doing that on the go XOR how are you doing yeah well so you you basically get what you've not mark yeah get the get the pitch shifter knob and like just jam on it and you can pitch you can actively pitch shift it I hate everything that's happening how's it going you guys having a good time [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 2,426,697

Rating: 4.9666147 out of 5

Keywords: it's not safe, half dead, half dead 2, half dead 2 markiplier, half dead 2 ending, half dead 2 all traps, half dead 2 multiplayer, half dead 2 gameplay, funny moments, half dead 2 funny moments, traps, all traps, trap room, gaming, gameplay, jacksepticeye, muyskerm, multiplayer, pc games, the cube, the cube movie, the cube game, video game, video games, walkthrough, easter eggs, lets play, review, let's play, gaming videos, gaming youtubers, playthrough, collab, pc, markiplier

Id: v5wAG3O_THI

Length: 13min 17sec (797 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 18 2019