Are They Legal? | Gabriel Iglesias

eventually businesses started opening their doors and allowing us to go back inside and I'll tell you guys right now my big guilty pleasure is Starbucks okay that's my guilty pleasure I'm all about a Starbucks drive-through um but the difference is when you have the option of going inside versus drive through that's one thing but when they tell you you can't go inside anymore and then they tell you you can you kind of you kind of Miss like me I couldn't wait to go back inside when they said the doors are opening up I couldn't wait to go in and order from a counter and talk to a person and look at a menu I didn't mind I showed up early [Music] got my dogs with me I didn't care we walk into Starbucks and I know they did this over in Long Beach I'm not sure if they did this here uh but they put stickers on the floor and so there I am standing on this freaking sticker I got my dogs just chilling standing there looking like a third grader we're just chilling waiting and some lady behind me notices that I'm holding two dogs she clearly had an issue with the fact that I was holding two dogs and instead of saying you know pardon me excuse me hey there hi hola she does the whole um hearing this and I'm like oh cool I don't see any stickers I'm off the grid and she was like I do not have covet are those service dogs they're chihuahuas and these in particular are the complete opposite of service dogs well are they supposed to be inside I say you know I didn't ask I just said I didn't want to leave them in the car I'm not even staying I'm just going to order my drinks and I'm gonna leave I'm not even going to put them down I'm sorry and she's like well are they at least legal you're gonna ask a Mexican if his dogs are legal fortunately next in line so I get to the front and now I'm worried because the lady has me thinking in the back of my head that I'm doing something bad that I'm about to get scolded or kicked out so I'm trying not to make eye contact with the guy so I'm just looking at the menu and I hear him dogs hi bro sorry about that sorry sorry I know they're adorable what are their names oh well this is Vinnie this is Risa they're so cute oh thank you and then here comes another Barista and she's like I see dogs I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry they're adorable what are their names that's all well this is Vinnie this is Lisa they're too cute well thank you so I placed my order and then the the girl Barista she goes yes you know I gotta tell you something about your dogs right I know I'm sorry I just didn't want to leave them in the car what are the little ones gonna have well as much as I would love to share my coffee with my dogs I don't think caffeine and Chihuahuas mix no silly maybe your little puppies would like a puppet okay you see that now you're vocal when I talk about the stickers we don't know nothing about stickers all freaking day right sorry anyway when she said puppuccino I was like what kind of a drink is I'm looking at the menu I'm like I don't see that anywhere what is that no silly a puppuccino is just a little cup and we put whipped cream in the cup this way you can enjoy your beverage and your little ones can enjoy something with you I said oh my God I love this how much are they oh they're free [Applause] tell me more you have two little puppies so you get two free puppuccinos oh my God can I have a third one oh is there another little puppy we're missing this one I was so excited I told her I said do you understand how happy you just made me with this whole puppuccino thing oh yeah yeah they let it be known that if anyone ever shows up with a dog always offer them a puppuccino on the house so it's cool that I walked in with my dogs oh yeah they're welcome anytime I'll just tell you guys right now I am very Petty I am so petty I was like can you say that louder your puppies are welcome anytime I'm not gonna lie I felt a little bit like Canelo I did I couldn't help it I turned around I was like hey you hear that my mouth I was there the night fluffy got fired

Channel: Gabriel Iglesias

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Length: 6min 15sec (375 seconds)

Published: Sun Jan 15 2023