If Harry Potter Was a F*ckboi (Full Version)

right right right yeah you Harry Potter cuz you're the chosen one muggle left who's trying to think about a Cadabra are you trying to dance down her mind if I do oh oh Snape you got to do some of that hair man nobody want some banger My Chemical Romance man again trying to come over in my room and see what's behind that Gryffindor [ __ ] marry kill McGonigle Snape Hagrid you'd [ __ ] McGonagle nah I mean to find enough butter beers I for sure Slytherin you got any potions that can help fix my wand I'm too drunk to taste your sliders I'm not talking about Wingardium each does erectile dysfunction you got any potions for that a male for it I Homer [ __ ] your girl last night you say she grabbed my drink oh I don't need mortars map to find your secret passage oh yo you think I should get tested I'm feeling a couple Hogwarts up to last night hey I'm trying to give daddy the under the club show can you get a DUI on a broom I'm Way too drunk to fly huh Leviticus uber Asst oh yea Hagrid's why do you think you lives in a forest [Music] uber pool is Maximus when guardian lifts the O's hey Jenny I'll give you that Parseltongue if you open up your chamber of secrets we tried Hagrid edibles I miss for Quidditch cuffs because [Music] yeah that's my song hey baldie my snakes bigger than yours take it easy Hermione you're giving me a resurrection stone yo Hagrid I don't know your IP a guy it fits them I'll do my scar is burning do you think I should get tested free Phileas Maximus so drunk you call me stumbled or bartender peg in another butterbeer hey man we've been closed like a half hour that's what you hang out cuz you're Harry Potter I'm just kidding magic speak get the [ __ ] outta here you wouldn't get it muggle ass [ __ ] place sucks anyways it's a pool stick buddy you're a boss dick you guys it's every Tuesday yeah thanks for watching that video make sure to subscribe to my YouTube channel and smash that bell don't make me do it for you what am I doing with my life anyways I'm also going on tours to go to Trevor Wallace comedy com2 see if I'm in your city and if I'm not in your city what would you do if I was I quit

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 1,334,258

Rating: 4.9683061 out of 5

Keywords: harry potter, jk rowling, lord of the rings, got, game of thrones, recap, jon snow, john snow, daniel radcliffe, chamber of secrets, hermione, ron wesley, draco malfouy, draco, hogwartz, wizard, wizardry, magic, trevor, wallace, trevor wallace, trevor wallace comedy, airpod, airpods, zumiez, zumiez employee, bryson, life of a zumiez employee

Id: r6yYNbOZVmw

Length: 2min 42sec (162 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 09 2019