Robbing Chick-Fil-A Be Like

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popeye's like hitmen work here got some nerve calling me broke let me see who's hiring though oh perfect i know they're too nice to turn me down here's your order sir what jehovah's chicken what are you doing here i you've been coming to chick-fil-a so i figured i'd deliver your usual order here for your convenience oh y'all got that teleport tree i was just coming to apply for a job oh perfect i can help you right here all you have to do is answer these three questions really okay i'm ready all right first question what do you do if a customer forgets the straw sprint after the car and give it to them not too bad number two if a customer spills a drink of their shoes what do you do offer them yours two for two and number three what's our company mascot this wasn't on the quizlet uh oh holy cow correct thanks for applying oh you're well my pleasure you're hired that's the only one you really had to get for real come on you can start right now all right bet hi it's a wonderful day here chick-fil-a yeah i don't know if it's so wonderful over here oh well i hope it gets better can i take your order what type of mcmanus i'm so sorry sir my employee meant to ask you about your day our employees are also licensed therapists for your convenience sir i'm not well if you insist it all started when i was three and that's why chicken nuggets make me sad then why are you sir would you like to order something oh no i already ate i'm telling you that papa's chicken sandwich really hits the spot but uh same time tomorrow if you don't get you and your nugget nightmares out of my pleasure we'll see you first thing tomorrow sir kyle should chick-fil-a you out we don't yell at the customers we do grenade service here the a in chick-fil-a isn't there for decoration why do we need that good of manners here anyways because mcdonald's has too much disrespect to compete with gotta stay original now i'll show you how to do it here comes the customer now it's a wonderful day at chick-fil-a how am i serving today all right this is robbery give me all the money in the register my pleasure wait what is there a problem oh i'm sorry sir here's another money bag for your convenience wait so that's it like y'all don't care of course we care how can i be so selfish take the company too it's the least we can do dang this is amazing can you make me a sunday too while you're at it okay now you're crossing the line we don't work on sundays here don't give me the pleasure of serving you these holy hands sorry about him boss man he's still in training uh plankton and is that new man on lookout out there yup the gang's all here we'll be out there on lookout you know them of course they rob every tuesday you gotta get to know the regulars wait are these all hundreds holy cow that's the mascot it's really the least we can do you want a complimentary refill on that money bag by the way sir we can't just let them rob us oh shoot you're right kyle they gotta eat too can't have them getting hungry on the getaway drive i mean now that you mentioned it all this thug and has built up an appetite yeah i could eat sir he steals so you want to steal his satisfaction two robs don't make a right kyle oh my let's just turn them in we have security footage with the base and every oh i turn this off for their convenience wouldn't want them to have to wear those hot hoodies and ski masks inside oh my sir these guys are dangerous they could kill us not if we kill mcconaughey first plus this is a perfect time for you to practice your training practice these are criminals even better you have nothing to lose except for what they steal from you how are you so casual about this have you seen the food and service people get for these prices i'm used to people getting steals from us now get over there and quit frowning you know you get paid by the smile why do i i haven't been willfully robbed like this since college it's a wonderful day here at chick-fil-a what would you like to seal today all right let me start with your wallet be my guest there hasn't been anything in here for years this is pocket warmer at this point what just give me everything you got only thing of value on me or these were kicks yes sir can't keep up with carson's taking orders without these seizures on you better quit playing i know you at least got a car i've got two 1998 likes to get me around just fine i doubt you get much for those though leg day hasn't really been on my calendar lately how are you this broke you don't have a piggy bank or anything oh i did but it died of starvation that's why i left mcdonald's for here seeing all that pork and debt brought back too many painful memories are you manager your employee's inconveniencing me with this poverty what in the killer karen you know what go ahead and call him there's nothing he can call give him your drip this is chick-fil-a we're not sending you with the sauce here not keeping money just in case you get robbed i mean how inconsiderate can you be what type of twisted chick philosophy sir who prepares to get robbed here's a complimentary pair of black air force ones for your trouble sir can't rob also have the proper burglar drip are you and they're just my size got me feeling like that gorilla my pleasure sir and kyle that's drag one messing up customer orders you got some nerve appropriating mcdonald's culture like that them getting an order right is the only proof of god i need ten dollars an hour is not enough for all this why are you even robbing a chick-fil-a oh we had to stop going to popeyes those biscuits were taking people out before we got the chance we couldn't compete may they rest in greece though do you only rob fast food places why not rob a bank or your ops or something it's too predictable gotta stay original out here besides who needs to drive by when you gotta drive through they'll never suspect me out here gotta feel like five nights at french fries all right fine is there anything else i can get for you sir i mean i wouldn't mind stealing some of that food you offered earlier oh i go with the number one we baptize our fries into fresh cooking oil until they have a heavenly golden glow and then sprinkle them with himalayan salt i was trying to take a couple seconds on my getaway time but i'll take it do you only have waffle frozo of course they were the holiest fries we could find can't do those devil fries mcdonald's uses uh all right yeah i'll just get a number one kyle let me get a genesis oh and feel free to steal my employee to keep you company while you eat sir sure the more potential suspects the better are you what are you even robbing for anyways i mean mainly because we're selfish but my grandma doesn't need a transplant oh we can help you with that sir what you need a leg a heart a brain sir you can't be a donor oh shoot you're right we'll both donate just in case they need an extra giving you shall receive kyle gotta have that chick-fil-a mindset at least with the mind that you have left after this donation y'all are so generous given to the greedy we need more victims like you in this world sir i'm not being a donor for this man are you committed to this top tier service or not you said you put your heart and soul into your customers that's not what i might as well donate the way i'm losing my mind up in here i should have called out uh speaking of which you mind if i use one of y'all for a quick ransom call what no you can't do you even have to ask go be a hospitable hostage we took him in so him taking you in is only right hello i heard some yelling in here is everything okay yes oh thank god look we're getting robbed wait a sec you look kind of familiar where do you work oh i'm from the popeyes across the street explains your garbage greeting talking about hello see this is why your service is on qriket mobile hey we don't need to rely on our service for satisfaction our biscuits take people's breath away and y'all got some nerve talking about our service aren't y'all transphobic no we're not we got plenty of trans fats in our food over here how are you a chicken place with this much beef oh here we go so y'all got something to say in person but you're quiet when it comes to responding our twitter this is huh twitter fingers turn to chicken fingers popeyes you don't want to go tender for tender with meat why would you try you know these hands come louisiana fast also nicer than the living room we'll have a hospitality oh the urgent care is gonna have all the hospitality he needs oh really oh lucky my lunch break's over i hope we get robbed drier than our biscuits sir that was our only hope for help don't worry kyle we don't need help anymore we're safe now that he left taking our chicken sandwich they're the real robbers we need to worry about now where were we oh yeah the ransom auction do i hear five dollars oh shoot the police are coming i gotta cover my tracks and make a getaway oh no you're not that's right that's why i draw the line finally let me clean the evidence for you it's only right sir you'll be an accomplice better than being obnoxious oh would you like us to put our fingerprints on your strap by the way wouldn't want you to get inconvenienced with a pesky felony oh you're too kind my pleasure sir oh no i'm getting some evidence of this what you think you're doing getting your picture great idea kyle wait really yeah i didn't even think of it we got to take his photo for the news can have them using a crusty photo when they report his bounty now these are the victim bags i was raised around yeah that'd be great you're using portrait mode right there they are uh i think that's your cue you need anything else at all extra sauce cash bags getaway cars oh believe me you've done more than enough thanks for serving my jail time you know the best prize oh it's the least we can do come again sir you're letting them get away relax they'll be back again next week no thanks to you though with the trouble you caused them they deserve to get away what a kind criminal though he might have a future here if he could steal hearts as well as he steals money well i'm gonna take the pleasure of clocking out for the night all right no prop oh my gosh kyle emergency what's wrong sir did he hurt you or they forgot their straws those were criminals must be parched no wonder this will bloodthirsty well that's a shame go run into them sir they're in a high-speed chase okay i can work at fast food and not be fast i'm losing the straw relay race in the fast food olympics this year just because we serve chicken legs doesn't mean you should have them hey i just realized i forgot to steal those straws oh you forgot more than that freeze all of you what's going on here finally boss go ahead and tell them what happened i'm so sorry for the inconvenience officer see what happened was work is done he's the one hey man that's right it ain't about you today matter of fact give me these better use this for the offering oh my god you're trying to meet him just cuz i don't work today doesn't mean i can't give you some yeah tell him boss wait a sec i saw you at popeyes earlier today is he with you sir he's the worst one what yup made me put my fingerprints on the gun and asked me to work on a sunday for him a sunday i thought i was dealing with robert here not a monster boss wait you know i'm a server you are now call me after you're done serving your five to ten five to ten years yup cory's generous with the servants when it comes to our laws sir wait yup my pleasure around so i chased that big down wanted some bacon so i had to go to his big brother's house and i put thing down little red riding hood didn't write home so i'm after you now i'm a [Music] all i need is some cleats run to the marketplace

Channel: Kyle Exum

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Length: 9min 29sec (569 seconds)

Published: Thu May 20 2021