every guy with a metal credit card

i am stuffed oh thank you don't worry i've got it oops did i drop that check please oh [ __ ] it's right here come on you guys listen to heavy metal i lift it get the get the plastic prepaid cpd latte with oat milk oh you say goat milk oat milk goat oat like pick a side heads or tails you're still broke what do my chest in that card have in common they're both maxed out i'm so sorry where would you find a goat in los angeles well i'm right here goat me greatest of all time anyways that's not important how much you guys want to feel it do you guys want to feel it amazon prime do you guys want to feel it truffle butter just give it a shot just feel it aioli just feel it making out with your dog what i feel like i'm front row to steel drums concert mint juleps tax fraud seabiscuit 14.99 to have you one it's everyone oh we don't oh or you just don't accept the rich is that what i'm hearing right now i will actually do the wood fire pizza but uh don't worry i'll bring the fire sparks it didn't work how did the caveman used to do it excuse me does anybody know how to use this ancient museum artifact cause you're a rich girl cause we share a debit card and eighty-eight dollars can take you so far like an uber we can take you home you just don't accept me for who i am because i have a metal card made out of the side door of a lamborghini huracan i can't use this i'm on a date alone right now but don't you know don't you know i'm alone but i got a metal card got a card made from metal i think i blew out my ring finger well not getting married anymore i was never getting married coins what is that kind of looks like me huh is that the manufacturer name i mean if this can chisel cocaine it can chisel a lab or two indespicable is it a girth thing it's a girth thing right this won't fit in the chip reader okay well i got something for you to read forbes okay i read it twice today see there's an app right there that's a mark from the card this is a mark from the card i don't think so i think that's an ab did you know if you hold up a metal credit card to your ear you can hear the sounds of wall street it's a bunch of guys huddle around his table doing cocaine and eating sweet green salads cash only it's your second time here today so you know that it's cash only so just like get me some cash well there's cash on this 937 dollars to be precise it's a lot of two for 20s at applebee's if you do the math that's the sound of my maid telling me that brunch is ready hors d'oeuvres please hold on i'm getting an incoming call it's from the irs you rang oh [ __ ] actually delete oh block that one yeah it's just the atm the fee is like three dollars so not doing that that'll put me in debt so anyways i'm just gonna give you an iou because i owe you and uh take care now who drinks goat milk that's goat milk you should try it sometime it's really good speaking of maxing out somebody else's metal debit card that isn't yours tuesday the 24th aka tomorrow 9 a.m pacific i'm doing one of my biggest drops yet where you can buy items like this this this also this guess what this hot movie oh this yup that one that one too yep i don't know about this one psych this and many more so go to stay twisted dot com tuesday morning november 24th i'll see you there cannot read me neither i don't even know how i read that maybe i can read i can read

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 2,560,311

Keywords: trevor wallace, trevor walace, travis wallace, white claw, kyle, monster, bang energy, trevor wallace cherdleys

Id: yrgwEiX7Slc

Length: 4min 35sec (275 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 23 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/aelnosilla81]

You guys are REALLY reaching here. Alex is not that famous.

[u/annieoakley11]

Starts at like 1:06 he drops into a lunge and grunts "making out with your dog". Thoughts?! That HAS to be a reference, right?!

[u/bbbbbrooke]

Personally, I don’t think it’s a reference bc that is not a viral video by any means. He would have to be on this sub to be referencing Alex specifically. It’s a pretty common joke he’s making.

[u/SomeCharge]

i think it's just making fun of a douchey weird white guy stereotype.

also, the whole "making out with your dog" is a bit of a joke about white girls and that they like to make out with their dogs. it gets a little wackier too: https://www.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ivh5zl/the_dogpill_aka_they_think_we_reject_them_to_fuck/

[u/[deleted]]

the only reason i would say maybe is because he's following sofia on IG and if i remember correctly, he responded to someone's dm that he would love to collab with her. if he did though it would just be the part where he grunts "making out with your dog"

[u/akira007]

It was def referencing her. Trevor follows SWAF/CHD and is a Sofia supporter. You can still see his supportive comment under her first IG post launching SWAF.

[u/mommadumbledore]

I am feeling so old. WHO ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE?! 🤣🤦‍♀️

[u/juannajane]

I dont think it says anything about specifically white people. Just rich people with those metal cards....could be any race he just happens to be white.

[u/Noonesslowmotion]

I mean white people in general tend to do that 😭